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Get in and fool around
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hc5PJQQxc0
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jsy46VBnu8
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>>53828160
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uCUuIZf6Jr
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TnxSkqyxmF
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>>53828783
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kBDsHgZDED
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>>53828160
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Yi5TsXTUQp
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>>53828902
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bVWEyFuCPg
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>>53828783
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z6Ry3hx4YG
your accent sounds halfway between Russian and American
>>53829486
this one leans closer to Russian than it does American
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>>53829757
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ec4DF2WZNC
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>>53829486
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1h2psU9gC4B
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>>53829896
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O0wH0iy2FI
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>>53830103
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15hWzwzklZa
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>>53830368
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fyUeaefWhY
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>>53830304
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IHRDCPQ3dB
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>>53830368
Can't think like that lad gotta let it drop the panties
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GKtJK7uU8Z
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>>53830860
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02tc4PeYAyW
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>>53831280
but it sounds so much cooler and more natural for a Russian to speak like that
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>>53831366
This!
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ggv2sDUTAV
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>>53831366
This.

Embrace it fampai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3scgW-aghr4
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>>53830860
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06VZDIsQKWw
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>>53831366
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E57FRhRsfL
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s13c7v9fXmQK
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>>53831630
lol what

also idk where you're learning English but change course, you sound like you're trying to imitate a valley girl
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>>53831745
dat music in the background. kek
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>>53831763
what do you mean? Is it some sort of a subamerican(canadian) fart joke?
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Hello.
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>>53831366
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05ds4HagyKc
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>>53831630
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10hsd5NDLFJ
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>>53831676
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wb2ZlXzNr0
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>>53831968
pancy
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>>53832029
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qR568itETF
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>>53831914
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0unGeqVlMpX

>inb4 people imply things about my voice
yes I'm quite aware
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>>53831890
http://vocaroo.com/i/s196lERTeuCy
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>>53831870
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IJXyKZjPlk
it's a strange accent from California that only girls speak

>>53831914
yeah it does sound humorous so people will probably take you less seriously with a Russian accent, still sounds cool though
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Do I sound like a native?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07Yz2eI9gaR
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>>53832444
topkek m80
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>>53832444
Can you read this for story time?

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8085414/1/SONIC-HIGH-SCHOOL
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>>53832114
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sOuXEBYfka
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>>53832188
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09jAGdqMZF2
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>>53832451
>>53832637
is it really hard to configure your microphone or are you actually talking into a potato?

>>53832600
that is a lot of reading m8
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>>53832692
>is it really hard to configure your microphone or are you actually talking into a potato?
Just Ukraine, brother
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>>53832188
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NnMVNM5WDT
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>>53832692
>is it really hard to configure your microphone
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ljkj5Du207
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>>53831280
this made me come, it's beautiful
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>>53832445
sometimes I feel as if I am a girl
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>>53833015
>come
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dJPEHkz0hB
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someone give me a text to post
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>>53833123
Mr. Stupidy-head, thats, fuckin' pissin' me off right now and thinks he's the captain of the Shit-liner, and by the way your fish stick sucks so fuck off!
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>>53832692
It's so good, though. Don't you want to read some?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ulax1qnzWl
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>>53832600
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vribcF8JjM
Five "pls more coldsteel" and I'll do the second chapter.
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>>53833015
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qAnrEPFVqm
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>>53833213
nice voice generator
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>>53833091
sry guy I'm a guy. It was a funny way to say that I liked that strong accent.
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>>53833262
The fucking "you will regret this"

Goddamn it. Had me fucking rolling.
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Can anyone who knows some mandarin post some mandarin for me to read? Or if you don't know mandarin and you want to hear someone speak it slowly post some.
I started learning a few months ago and I want to practice some more speaking at home
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>>53832827
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H8k8tCd3XS
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>>53833438
Happy to deliver, burger.
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>>53833167
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pVfAM5ASNz

>>53833370
estonia pls
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Any German to read ?
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>>53833575
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: Erika.
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
wird umschwärmt Erika
denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid.
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>>53833575
I'm in for that too
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>>53833575
Wenn es dem internationalen Finanzjudentum in und außerhalb Europas gelingen sollte, die Völker noch einmal in einen Weltkrieg zu stürzen, dann wird das Ergebnis nicht der Sieg des Judentums sein, sondern die Vernichtung der jüdischen Rasse in Europa!
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>>53833542
lol

here's what it's from

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je-M675ZTK4
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tv04bcIP4t
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>>53833438
I can do the second chapter, I'll try not to laugh this time.
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>>53833770
how the fuck do you make that helicopter noice
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>>53833622
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JzDm2LzDQ8

>>53833650
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OGvIRHf00z
mi a halál ez
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>>53828160

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S32BlKvunr
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>>53833859
Hitler egyik beszéde
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>>53833860
>chewing with your mouth open
anon you are disgusting
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>>53833859
Obvious accent, but I'd rate a 5/7
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>>53833797
Good luck, my man. There are 25 chapters of this and it's a spiraling autistic hell ride throughout the entire thing.
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>>53833860
Is this how muslims praise their imam?
>>53833980
I'll try to do the 2nd chapter, and I'll be releasing audio files of other chapters in the next threads, so start collecting!
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>>53833650
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QzodPUrIaV

I believe I put a bit of my Russian accent in every single language I try to speak
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>>53833524
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12l8ljlUWmj
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>>53834028
But if people don't give a shit about this fantastic literary reading, then I might drop it...
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>>53834152
sosi huy cyka
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>>53833622
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1koTUZS9XPy
>>53833650
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lRsFDaCFqx
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>>53834331
Poland is Ukraine
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>>53833823
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KO5QHFAp2j
>Tongue in position of "R" sound (strong r)
>Lips in whistle position
>Suck air in (You don't try to move your tongue that fast manually, it doesn't work.)
>You are now the fastest brazilian on the planet
>HUDUDUUDUDUDUDUDUDUUDUDU
Hard mode: Close your lips with just barely having any air between them to get a sound that I don't know how to describe
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>>53834163
>>53834028

It's too fucking good. /int/ should read more of these things. My classes start again today though, so I'll be at uni in an hour. I've only got one class today so if there are any threads when I get back I'll read some chapters.

>said Sonic
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>>53833860
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lwDv737raA
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>>53827799
wow you sound like a huge faggot

this is me:http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QOJKCeQL74
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>>53833770
I'M DYING HERE
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>>53833926
yeah... "chewing with my mouth open"... that's exactly what I was doing......
>>53834028
I wouldn't know since I'm not a muslim myself
>>53834414
But I'm already in my country m8 :^)
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Behead those who are Polish
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>>53834601
The neighbors got fucking grade-A mad
worth it
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>>53834152
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fxszdarC1S
"Moszkva (oroszul, cirill betűkkel: Mocквa) Oroszország fővárosa és elsődleges politikai, gazdasági, pénzügyi és oktatási és közlekedési központja, Európa legnagyobb és legnépesebb városa. A Moszkvai területen, a Moszkva folyó partján fekszik, szövetségi jelentőségű város. A legenda szerint a kijevi nagyfejedelem, Jurij Dolgorukij alapította, bár az első írásos emlékek a városról 1147-ből származnak. "
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>>53834767
ez olyan frei tamásos lett :D
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If this thread is still up I'll post when I get home
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>>53834997
R A R E
A
R
E
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>>53834997
you bet
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HTRLCdhB5f
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL CHAPTER 2 is up fucbois
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>>53834767
Same for Budapest in Russian:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GsudVA5K5W
Бyдaпéшт (вeнг. Budapest (инф.) [ˈbudɒpɛʃt]) — cтoлицa Beнгpии и caмый кpyпный гopoд cтpaны. Пo чиcлeннocти нaceлeния, cocтaвлявшeй нa янвapь 2014 гoдa 1,745 млн житeлeй[2], Бyдaпeшт зaнимaeт в Eвpoпeйcкoм coюзe вocьмoe мecтo. Гopoд oбpaзoвaлcя в 1873 гoдy в peзyльтaтe cлияния нecкoльких вeнгepcких гopoдoв: Пeштa, pacпoлoжeннoгo нa вocтoчнoй cтopoнe peки Дyнaй, Бyды и Oбyды, зaнимaющих зaпaдный бepeг Дyнaя.
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>>53833860
Fuck, just re-listening to it now, it sounds really fucking disgusting, I thought at first that it would be funny and all and that people won't get as disgusted as they got because I thought that all boys lube it up and jerk it from time to time but now I know that what I did was disgusting and I regret it, I tried to delete my reply but I couldn't a lot of time has passed since I posted it, I'm sorry guys for making you listen to my disgusting shit.
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>>53835304
So you understand my joke, now?
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>>53834767
Hungarian sounds so weird to me, desu. It does sound slavic but just a little bit and that's the only way I can really describe it. Although, it also sounds Polish somewhat.
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Anyone gon r8 on my dramatic reading?
No...
...okay ;_;
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>>53835339
yes, I am sorry again for making you listen to it... GOD WHAT PASSED THROUGH MY MIND AT THAT MOMENT TO MAKE ME DO THAT?
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>>53833860
a-anon what are you doing
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>>53835456
a mistake
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>>53835440
In Greece we call it μαλαkία, it loosely translates to masturbation, but in this case, it translates to utter retardation.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s13ioFKlpB4k

Bonus points for those who know the song :3
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No one has any mandarin?

Please. I'll do anything
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>>53835498
Fuck me, that is the last time I try to be funny kek
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>>53835591
You should stop...
But r8 my funny first m8, pls...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vribcF8JjM
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HTRLCdhB5f
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>>53827799
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1w7VI2rhGEt
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>>53835580
It's me again, the guy that sent you the prev mandarin.
I felt sorry for you, so here's a gommie slogan
I can't r8 it, I don't know how to speak the ching chongs
人固有一死,或重于泰山,或轻于鸿毛。
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RTAyXYroKC
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>>53835358
dont worry about it

this >>53835281 sounds to me like:
"Budapeest, engerski Budapeest. zastdasflsagdhjszaiutfrhasjkhfglkjapédg dasiufzhsaigziasd fsdafzsidafutgisazdftg dsiazf ashhdfiusdafuztsatfzusadt"
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>>53835899
>when u try to be edgy but u dont want to wake up ur parents
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>>53835803
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YJUGc6qPLp
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>>53833622
Just fuck me up

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bIDq3imi5V
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>>53833860
lewd/10
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>>53835962
hahaha
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>>53836033
I don't speak the dogeatspeak, but comparing it to other zhongguos I heard, it's nice m80.
>>53836086
DUDE WEED LMAO
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anyone trying hungarian?


Ne, ne!
Csak a gombokat ne!
Gumicukorból vannak!
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To America
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RTAyXYroKC
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>>53835683
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03FWhiF21at
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>>53836173
No, but I'll give it a pretty shit try, hun
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DbxUNGiU6T
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>>53835962
YOU FUCKING THINK BEFORE POSTING SUCH OUTRAGEOUS SHIT
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>>53836033
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01rCDUd5vHQ
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>>53836249
brazilian is a beautiful language
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>>53834907
milyen értelemben? :D Nem néztem magyar tvt már vagy 10 éve. Arra tippelek hogy szarul ejtettem ki dolgokat/bakiztam?
>>53835281
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zobeb9zVe7
>>53835358
>does sound slavic but just a little bit
Yea, people say that a lot. I'm not sure how our language sounds to foreigners. One american said to my best friend that to him whenever she talked in hungarian it sounded like she was cursing and angry lol
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Spanish btw is also shit so fuck them
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RTAyXYroKC
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>>53835591
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FPKcXsVBlg
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>>53836422
What about my try m8?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DbxUNGiU6T
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>>53836372
no
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>>53836422
>Arra tippelek hogy szarul ejtettem ki dolgokat/bakiztam?
nem
inkább olyan unottan mintha egy dokumentumfilmben hangzott volna el
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Rate my singing skills m8s

http://vocaroo.com/i/s09Ak35q1WHS
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>>53836630
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s09Ak35q1WHS
very bad, were I you I'd kill myself in no time
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>>53836445
how do you modulate your voice so it sounds like that
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>>53836263
3/5
here is the original one for reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmsaxK7n0lg
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>>53836471
Very good mate :D Hungarians could definitely understand you.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ejuUCHoieK
>>53836536
Elég buzisan hangzok úgy ahogy vagyok. Ha több érzelmet viszek bele, kigyúl a gép - meg én is :P
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>>53836687
How do you express what is called in English phrasal verbs but in the Spanish language
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>>53836702
>>53836688
Well shit m8, I honestly know NOTHING about the Hungarian language, I only know some slavic words and letters, honestly. If you guys understood me, then I must be on the right track! (If I ever learn Hungarian that is...)
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PRjNWPtik8
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>>53836766
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ecs45vnx5U
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>>53836806
>I touch my pettay
what the fuck is a pettay?
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>>53836806
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PRjNWPtik8
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>>53836445
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q1BRtvMoJS
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>>53836894
*pepe
>>53836901
What?
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>>53836806
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bKPlr0yPRL
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>>53836943
>pepe
>pronounced as pettayy
m8
it's pronounced 'peh-peh'
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>>53836872
Goddamnit I was just asking, thought that would be great to learn Spanish
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>>53835656
pretty funny fan fiction and good English
>>53836445
But I swear that it was just a joke, I mean I didn't really fap to that girl's voice, I recorded that in the morning, now it's night here where I live, and I wanted to post it in the previous vocaroo thread but the last vocaroo thread was at 290 replies so it almost reached the bump limit, so I waited until this new vocaroo thread was created to post it and the first vocaroo in it was one of girl's so I said to myself that I would reply to her with it so that it would be even funnier, but no it was just plain disgusting and gross and I totally regret it, I mean what the fuck was I thinking when I did it, how did I thought that it was a good idea... anyway trust me I regret it and I hope that I could delete that reply but I just can't because too much has passed
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>>53836806
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RTAyXYroKC
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>>53837060
Thanks Portuguese man, maybe I'll post more chapters tomorrow, be on the lookout. Oh, and I forgive you, everyone's known to sperg sometimes. You're not an exception.
>>53836995
He's a fucking normie!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I4dVwO5FNp
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>>53837055
well we don't have phrasal verbs, we just have a different normal verb for every phrasal verb

to show up: aparecer, to mess up: cagarla, etc
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>>53837060
>I mean I didn't really fap to that girl's voice
sure you didn't
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>>53837195
My men will rape your women
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>>53837239
>implying your men will not die by superior russian men
>implying ukrainian myn have dicks
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>>53837220
echar a
dejar de
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>>53837220
you mean you use prefixes and suffixes instead?
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>>53837195
thank you thank you and I will surely be here tomorrow since I have nowhere to go anyway ;_;
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>>53837195
WARNING - turn volume down
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Lv29PbE02I
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>>53837060

this whole situation is hilarious. thank you anon for making me kek so hard. i can rest peacefully now.
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>>53837349
I laughed...
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q0V1gtyJmI

Classic poet in dutch history m8s
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>>53837393
What would you choose between sucking a ukrainian cock and death?
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>>53837393
I'm very glad I made you laugh with my autism, my American friend
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>>53837509
If you want to get your dick sucked so bad m8, then go put a vacuum cleaner on it, or better yet, go to your faggot little brother Misha.
pic related, it's your faggot little brother Misha
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>>53837509

i dont wanna get mouth-AIDs tho
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>>53837649
our dicks are cleaner than your mouths
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>>53837509
Holodomor
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>>53837761
wanna meet in person?
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>>53837761
>>53837645
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13pFgaz5GLD
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>>53837897
Oh man, c'mon, Misha's crying because he doesn't have your dick in his mouth... Be a good lad, and mouthfuck that kid.
ps stop breathing into your mic you fedora edgelord.
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>>53837897
watcha gonna do? make him cringe to death or sth?
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>>53837060
kek
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>>53838020

Hey what is actually the story behind that video? Why is the kid crying?
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>>53838176
he just doesn't want to turn off the computer I guess
kids these days....
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>>53838176
His mom deleted his games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap4vqjJ9hzM
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s18Qr28fiwZd pennis and also dicke and balls
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>>53838291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1yzoiUIGGs
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>>53838176
his mom took his pepes away
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>>53838337
>filthy frank
>>>/reddit/
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>>53838423
I'm not a fan of disgusting francis, but his video fits in this situation.
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>>53838258
ukrainian translate 1:45 pls
I'm sure your edgy mind will understand his
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jTHTg0DvBF

shitty angsty teenager accent
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>>53836208
I wish I could help, but none of the posts by Ukrainians (Unless you're only one in this thread) are working.
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>>53838807
I can rerecord something if you beg me
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>>53837897
Why did your country ban Spongebob? What the hell Ukrain?
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>>53838768
It's a gurl!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oLwyNutqG7
pls no bully
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>>53838768
I'm going to do my take on a shitty angsty teenager accent
r8 pls
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RRR109CWzm
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>>53838933
bullshit, yesterday saw it airing on tv
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hXySHeCBqJ
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>>53838997
11/10
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>>53838258

Amazing.
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>>53839082
Well, it's banned in your country mate as it 'promotes homosexuality', the next time you think about watching it be careful of getting caught, cause your edginess in prison could get you murdered
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>>53838423
>>53839156

What's the significance of red, black, and green? It appears in so many Arab flags.
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>>53839399
I believe it's some pan arabism bullshit
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>>53839382
eh, what? Could you please pull a Christian cock out of your mouth and say it again?
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>>53837730
I heard that aids is actually pretty prevelant in the Ukraine
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>>53839501
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2189857/Ukraine-wants-ban-cartoon-Spongebob-Squarepants--promotes-homosexuality.html

this was long time ago, and recently I've seen some Ukrainians say that it's now banned in your country
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>>53839504
Nigel, my friend! How are you doing?
I presume all's fine and dandy.
Want to listen to a long read I made, of a great literary masterpiece?
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>>53839545
>2012
>Ukraine 'wants'(wanted in 2012)
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>>53839655
Well m8, wanting to do it is just as bad as actually doing it, like what the hell, Your country is homophobic even when it's not a muslim shithole like mine
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>>53839545
I dunno what those ukrainians were but that's total bullshit
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>>53839562
Goodness me you're always so bright and cheery, bro :DDD Noice to see.

Maybe in a bit, got some tunez blaring out my normie box, sorry.


Just a little shout-out and much respect to Intermarché, they've finally started selling decent beer. Got me some Veltins and Krombacher. Big up the Bosch!
>>
hi

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hnDbOsE0uE
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>>53839746
Why wouldn't you move somewhere to Sweden or Germany pretending to be a refugee
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>>53838961
Exactly what I expected someone from the Caribbean to sound like
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>>53839862
I'm scared
>>53839892
because those countries are now full of muslims and I'm indeed planning on moving to another country to continue my life in it but just not to those countries because I want to flee from muslims, I want to go to a country where there aren't any muslims or are very few
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>>53839849
I'll reply you the chapters of this amazing sonic fanfiction abridged series, produced, directed and performed by me, right now, because I have some business to attend to.
Have a good night, and have a good beer.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vribcF8JjM chapter 1
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HTRLCdhB5f chapter 2

Give me your thoughts, here or tomorrow in the next thread, I'll upload the entire series in chapters in the coming threads, so, if you want to read it beforehand, here you are:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8085414/1/SONIC-HIGH-SCHOOL
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>>53840038
I myself was considering moving to Argentina, wanna go with me?
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>Check pokeroo
>No Nigel's a broad game

Who the fuck did it REEEEEEEEEE
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>>53840100
Yes actually, Argentina was in the list of countries that I wanted to move to and is still is, because it's a South American country so that means that there are no muslims in there, and it's not like any South American country because Argentina is safe and is full of white awesome people, and also because living there only 2 years can grant you citizenship for life
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>>53840102

Who got rid of my fucking game?
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>>53840102
>>53840319

?? it's still there
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>>53840387
It was flashblock fucking me over
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>>53840605
Nigger, you got me trembling
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>>53841517
Game? Wot game m8, i wanna r8
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>>53841728
we play online poker from time to time lad. You should join.
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>>53841858
Aight, but right now, I REALLY need to focus on my work, I'll get shit on if I don't get shit done.
What time does it usually take place in Athens standard time?
Oh and happy listening to the awful fanfic.
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>>53841858
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09PCEIqg88U
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>>53841962
Depends on the people and the day. Some start at 20:00 EET and usually end at 4:00 EET. Not always continous and not always the same people, though there's a core
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>>53841858

>we

>>53841962
>What time does it usually take place in Athens standard time

These days it's usually on the weekends, Friday and Saturday. Starts maybe 8 or 9PM Athens times with me and one or two other people, but usually in full swing around 12AM.
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>>53842053
gib link
>>
requesting things to read desu.
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>>53842031
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s09PCEIqg88U

doesn't exist
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>>53842644
now wipe your eyes out of my semen and take a look again
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>>53842637
Is this croatian?
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>>53842131
http://www.bluffave.com/vocaroothread
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>>53842131

Get free account here (don't even need to use a valid e-Mail), and request to join the group. http://www.bluffave.com/vocaroothread

Then when we play someone will usually post here in the thread asking if someone else wants to play. We use the room "Nigel's A Broad".
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>>53842929
ukrainian
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>>53842770
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hJxa363DJs

Cheer up and giggle over medley I sent a m8 a few days back
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>>53842637
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0o0shGTfztr
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>>53843051
that's me playing the guitar, sorry for the bad quality
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Lf5gHEPnbW
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>>53843471

Kek
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>>53843438
that was so cute :D you were just begging for getting beheaded xDDD
>>
>>53843471

Sauce please. I like it
>>
>>53843656
that was bulerias played by Paco Pena
>>
>>53843626
how could you do this.
I trusted you.
>>
>>53844022
I'm from Ukraine, don't forget about that
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>>53828447
>>53828921

It was Korean
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hgHi3LSrBe
Me singing just like yesterday, which some of you might remember from yesterday's thread
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>>53844998
Where does that weak bubbling voice come from? Your mommy's ass?
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>>53840064
>"The limo is broken," said the limo driver who looked like a person but darker colored.

This was was the reason I linked Sonic High School in the first place. Hands down the single greatest piece of literature that I have ever read, fictitious or otherwise.
>>
>>53845195
Ah, the same buthurt Crimean from yesterday!
Кaк дeлa?
>>
>>53845259
Glad you liked it, I'll be sure to post more chapters tomorrow.
I will do all 25 chapters, m8, just for this thread, and all of you motherfucking vocaroo /int/olerants.
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>>53845370
Пpeкpacнo, пeтyшapa oбoccaный. A y тeбя кaк?
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>>53845415
If I'm able to do some, I will. My classes are both in the afternoon and late evening so my schedule might be a little tight.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E1j4nzj0fi
>>
>>53833622
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uQ3hJe3HJT
>>
She sells seashells by the seashore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

5 time fast do it
>>
>>53847409
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ckrvH9FdBs
I can't even tell if I'm saying sea of she anymore
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>>53848628
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Who wants to hear me fuck up my microphone with a high pitched series of whistles
>>
>>53848628
this will forever be the voice i read canadian posts in.

thank you, glorious canuk.
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14Cb3P3fJNB
>>
>>53849504
it would probably be easier for you to read if you stopped wanking.
>>
>>53849703
I'm sorry I deleted my reply that you replied to, but am I gonna be known here by the guy who recorded himself jerking it or what? kek
>>
>>53849796
yes
>>
>>53849796
yes
>>
>>53849796
yes
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>>53849826
>>53849851
I WANT OFF THIS RIDE!
>>
>>53847409

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fDxJYZ6nQx
>>
>>53849885
Dear god what have put myself into? ;_;
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D62Lg96Z05
>>
>>53849896

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QEHfLjwlFS
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>>53849703
>>53849796
>>53849826
>>53849885
>>53849896

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zs3lEMTcaU
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>>53850145
Holy shit did you just autotune me wanking and orgasming 10/10 wondirfel byutifel ten outta ten laughed so goddamn hard holy fucking shit
>>
>>53850145
fucking kek.
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>>53850145
Fucking hell.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ShIJw4152e
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>>53850145
butifel
>>
>>53838961
>>53839951

I expect caripposters to sound like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGdefrHTnuo
>>
>>53844998
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hgHi3LSrBe
Me singing just like yesterday, which some of you might remember from yesterday's thread

Reposting since I only got Ivan Ivanov Ivanovich to respond to my other post.
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iGB2xlkInw
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>>53850292
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17XemMlKXcs
>>
make loud noises or sing and I can auto-tune it

the higher the pitch the better it will sound
>>
>>53851053
can't hear shit/10
>>
>>53851262
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ph6e5sjNcs
I tried to sing it even higher but it was awful.
>>
>>53851348

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EmxrSFQBhO

Forgot to add, I mean naturally higher voices. Here you can see your normal voice sounded better because it was louder and more clear.
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>>53851525
Holy shit 10/10
How do you do this stuff?
>>
>>53851614

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ixKPK1nr6Z

Just effects, I can't sing to save my life but if you throw enough shit on top it almost works.
>>
>>53851824
say "niggers"
>>
>>53851824
Noice
I'll sing more Sunny stuff on a bit, familia.
>>
>>53834362
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uhv39QW9OM

fug yuo
>>
>>53852039

that wouldn't work its too short

>>53852071

Ill probably be in thread tomorrow I am going to go play civ
>>
>>53852150
I meant sing it

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fvPNlhC9iw
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>>53851104
oh god, it's you again.
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KOE9hcO1zS
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n8tSENYfzQ
I tried guitar + singing, pls no bully my singing voice
:DDDDD
>>
>>53852877
sounds bretty good m8
>>
>>53852877
angst/10
>>
>>53852967
leave your skype
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14Cb1l32Kta
>>
>>53853035
Ayy lmao, it was a try. I do happy songs too but this Vance Joy song isn't the brightest of his works.
>>
>>53853059
I'm so fucking scared and yet this is so hilarious.
>>
>>53853062
Anyway it's really hard to tell how good you sound because you're singing in a talking voice most of the time in the vocaroo, so it sounds closer to melodical talking. Sing something where you really put some volume into it (preferably something where you aren't slitting your wrists)
>>
>>53853198
I'm no bad guy, just felt in love with your voice and its gentleness, sorry if I really scared you and seemed to be a creep, in fact when I'm not whispering I'm not that creepy.
>>
>>53853252
yeah sure thing fa.mo give me a few mins to find something and play it
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>>53853406
I'm sorry if I made you feel bad. I don't think you're a bad guy.
That's really sweet desu.
I remember that one time you spoke normally though.
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>>53853534
Why are you being so kind to me? I don't deserve it, only if it isn't your skype left here specially for me.
>>
>>53853534
In addition, if you think that I'm a pansy then you have to know that I'm actually an alpha male fucker. All women like me in my village.
>>
>>53853534
And at the same time I'm very gentle just like your voice and sweet. You'd like me too.
>>
>>53851525
>>53851262
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fBHIzMmwoU

do mine do mine
>>
>>53854757
Can't figure out, are you a girl or a boy?
>>
>>53853734
>>53854680
>>53854733
post pics desu.
>>
>>53854818
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CNqX52epIl
>>
NEW THREAD! >>53855175
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>>53837349
>Anthony what the hell!

Top kek
>>
>>53855138
skype?
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