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/desi/ /देसी/ /دیسی/ /ދެސި/ /দেশি/ /દેશી/ /ದೇಶಿ/ /ദേശി/ /දේශිය/ /ଦେଶୀ/ /ਦੇਸੀ/ /தேசி/ /దేశీయుడు/ /དེསི/: the old gang is back edition


rizon: ##desi

Man needs his difficulties because they are necessary to enjoy success. - A.P.J Abdul Kalam

tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF9hg53urWc]


Just keep this fucking thread alive please. No death just mercy bumps ;_;7

invited: Indians + Pakistanis + Nepalis + Sri Lankans + Bhutanese + Bangladeshis + Maldivians + Afghans (if they want) + Diaspora and people with desi blood like Afro-Carib-Indians or whatever + gypsies
welcome: everyone
not invited: bullies, cancerposters, people who feel the need to spread negativity.
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paki is 1st
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>>53795196
2nd for crazy army gfs
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Paki is second
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>>53795196
fourth for elliot rajers
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Is there any drawbacks to being a 23-24 year old divorcee?
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fifth for having a hankering for some aloo-vadi tbqh, lafas
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>>53795516
fuck no, it's like a badge of honour
i wish i had married and divorced that young, foolishly i left it a little late
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>>53795516
Her pussy is damaged goods
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>>53795533
>Eating a decorated poo
your choice
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>>53795546
this. another life experience + puss experience + cash money if you play your cards right
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>>53795566
all pussies are damaged goods once you've fucked them at least once
marrying a virgin is way overrated
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>>53795568
tastes good my man.
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>>53795568
tere moo meh meri poo, bossadu

moomehpoo
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>>53795672
>moo
nice, just one word closer to loo. You getting there my pajeet
>>53795654
You probably know how is it with Kashmiris and Non-Veg
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>>53795791
Hindubro

>>53790118
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>>53795791
>You probably know how is it with Kashmiris and Non-Veg

Gujus don't eat meat or fish generally.
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Pakibro, represent us, I know you're there sala

>>53790118
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>>53795791
>one word instead of one letter

kashmiri """""boathouse"""" educashun, everyone
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>>53796048
gee sorry for making a small mistake at 4 am, and also I am off to sleep
GN everyone
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>>53796155
good night, fala!
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Why did you shitters start calling Parjanya(aka Perkele) Indra?
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>>53796396
Immediately, he/thunder is referred to as Indra in the Rig Veda. The Rig Veda being the oldest Indo-European text
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Who here /Northern Aryan Brahmin XXL Master Race/?
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>>53795196
>Sikhism totally doesn't take anything from Yoga he said
>Moksha definitely isn't from Yoga he said
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>>53797656
>Tfw from northern india but p sure i got mostly non-aryan genes
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>>53797744
who said?
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>>53798167
Anti-India. He probably interpreted Jog as physical stretches and not the union with God definition.
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>>53798514
This is the other annoying Sikh guy(manmukh) btw. Not the guy that posted the golden lel.
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>>53798514
when did he say this?
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>>53798568
I read it earlier today. Thread was archived when I saw it iirc.
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just use names ?
>>53798623
ah ok missed that
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>>53797656
>not being North Indian/Pathan mix master race.
Allahu Akbar my hindudindu friend
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>>53798772
>P*than
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>>53798665
My activity doesn't really warrant it, but whatever.

Has the woman you're contemplating to marry been married before?

>>53798772
>being mixed at all
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>>53798887
>>53798905
Rude Tbh
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>>53798905
she hasn't.
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>>53798772
>Pathan
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Unironic question, why do you people smell like total shit?

I mean, Arabs smell bad but mask it with cologne, Chinks smell kind of stale, but desi people in general just smell BAD. Why?
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>>53799069
A FUCKING LEAF
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>>53798985
Are you seriously contemplating marrying her?
>>53799024
There is literally nothing wrong with being part Pathan. Stop please or I will jihad you. I must also remind you that Pathans are peaceful people.
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>>53799160
>Are you seriously contemplating marrying her?

sort of
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>>53799069
I smell like coffee and potato chips. Got no clue what you're talking about Tbh f@m.
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>>53799243
Well how long have you known this woman? Is she unstable? Is she financially responsible?
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>>53799274
>drinking coffee
don't get this meme
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>>53799434
couple months
how do you mean
i think so
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>>53799437
Tea is to coffee what coca leaves are to crack cocaine.
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>>53799437
>Not drinking coffee
>2015 + 1
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>>53799522
i take caffeine pills ngl

don't understand the point of coffee as i said.

also tea isn't an ingredient of coffee my man
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>>53798978
I don't have rude intentions, but it must be a confusing situation if culture and heritage is something you value and implement into your life.

>>53798985
That's good. Why are you already thinking about divorce in 2-3 years?

Has she been in many relationships? Does she want kids?

I don't know man. Getting married at 21 seems too early.
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>>53799514
Like does she have huge fluctuations in mood. Is she happy one minute and then sad the next. Does she have self esteem issues?
>>53799564
Coffee is more popular here in the states because it's a little bit stronger than tea.
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>>53799564
People like something to drink in the morning
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>>53799709
>Why are you already thinking about divorce in 2-3 years?
because I can't imagine it lasting. because of the age difference.
>been in many relationships
no idea, i get the gut feeling no, but i don't want to probe into that.
>kids
yeah she's into the whole 'family' is the most important thing in life.
>21 seems too early
I agree, but it may be the only way to keep her around (she's from abroad)
>>53799786
>fluctuations in moods
nah she's calm, tempered from what I can tell.
>esteem
not that i can tell, but I guess she's a 30 year old woman rushing against a clock.
>>53799786
>>53799807
I only drink black tea and water and milk ngl
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>>53799160
>We are a peaceful people!
>Literally threatens me with violence if I don't agree
??????????
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>>53800245
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>>53800273
You suck Mcbain!
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does most indiean women are religious would they like a fit whealty jew I'm not religious at all BTW

and what city is the best to go to in India in a after military trip?
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hello
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>>53800401
goa
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>>53800273
>Implying Pathans understand humor
>Implying Pathans are intelligent enough to write jokes
>Implying Pathans are even human
Nigger, please
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>>53800401
>does most indiean women are religious would they like a fit whealty jew I'm not religious at all BTW
What? Anyway yes I am sure they would like a filty wealthy jew
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>>53800245
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>>53800620
I'm only half Pathan. I'm technically Punjabi though.
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>>53800704
See
>>53800620
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>>53800762
>Punjabi
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>>53800819
SHUT UP YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUB IT IN.
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>>53801005
>Punjabi
>Women manage household fiances
>Women
>Household finances
So, this is how the world ends...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okzQYIu1bgY
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>>53801210
>>53801210
Well he did cheat on his wife...
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>>53801663
Oh, is that what they were yelling about? Do people cheat often in India?
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>>53790118
need rare desis desu
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>>53800475
Namaste.

>>53801210
That one aunty holding the kid and still trying to sneak in a slap or two.
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Who /black cock/ here?

I mean, I am pretty lighskinned on my body except my cock which is BBC tier.

How the fuck?

WE WUZ NIGGERS N SHIETTTTTTT
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>>53802462
I too have a black noni
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>>53802462
Me too. Light skinned and then dick is dark as fuck.
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poopie for a ruppee

indians are subhuman, even the ones in the west have no self awareness especially pakistanis
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>>53803151
Literally COME ON IT'S 2015 + 1 the country
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>>53803186
mercy bump
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>>53802462
Yeah yes I too have the kullo noni.
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>>53795516
literally none
you won't have to grow old alongside a fat aunty growing increasingly large as the years go by
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>>53795631
>marrying a virgin is way overrated
idk, sour grapes?
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ooga booga where da indian wimmin at
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>>53802462
shit, me too! are there lund bleaching establishments for our kind? i do know of some desi chicks who did some anal bleaching, so there has to be, right?
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>>53807950
>lund bleaching
that sounds painful as fuck senpai
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>>53807990
idc, it has to be done. besides, the pain if any would only be temporary.
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>>53808088
the results are also temporary so you'd probably have to get it done every few months
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>>53799896
>because I can't imagine it lasting. because of the age difference.

Then maybe you shouldn't even be thinking about marriage.

>but i don't want to probe into that.

Definitely something that needs to be "probed" since it affects the success of marriages. If not for that, you should at least know so you know the kind of woman you're marrying.

>>53795631
Nah, that's not even the point of marrying a virgin unless you're a muh dik degenerate.
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>>53807950
Something like Fair and Handsome for muh dick pls.
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>>53808260
What's up brother.

- Anti-India
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>>53807714
Are you a negro? You'd be very popular with Indian women. They secretly crave a real dick, having never seen anything longer than 3 inch pencil dick.
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Who [[[cocky]]] here?
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>>53810431

>mfw this faggot was literally an full blooded Indian
>mfw most people don't know that
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>>53811221
He was parsi....'Indian' used as an ethnic term (which is stupid anyways) would not apply to him.
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>>53811322

Ok so he wasn't born in India but his parents are 100% Indian. Don't try to undermine it.

>Mercury (born Farrokh Bulsara; Gujarati: ફારોખ બલસારા, Pharōkh Balsārā) was born in the British protectorate of Sultanate of Zanzibar, East Africa (now part of Tanzania).[9][10] His parents, Bomi (1908–2003) and Jer Bulsara (1922–),[a] were Parsis from the Gujarat region of the then province of Bombay Presidency in British India.[11][b] The family surname is derived from the town of Bulsar (now known as Valsad) in southern Gujarat. As Parsis, Mercury and his family practised the Zoroastrian religion.
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>>53811405
I know parsi people, and all of them would say they are Indian. But the term 'full blooded' sort of implies that he's from an indic ancestry, while in reality most of his ancestry is iranic. Nationally as well as somewhat culturally, he was Indian, but your statement didn't really seem to be talking about that.
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>Parsis migrated from Greater Iran to Gujarat and Sindh between the 8th and 10th century CE to avoid the persecution of Zoroastrians by Muslim invaders who conquered Iran.[5][6][7][8][9][10][11]

According to historians, my "caste" is from Afghanistan, does that make me ethnically Afghan?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anavil_Brahmin
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>>53811556
Parsis migrated quite a bit more recently. The ethnogenesis of the modern or even medieval Indian subcontinent or afghanistan wasn't even complete by the time of the brahmin migrations you mention.

You are ethnically indo-aryan. Parsis are iranic. There's a pretty fine line, but i'm pretty sure this is the way it would be classified. In any case, this is a matter of semantics.
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>>53808260
only considering it because of those darned immigration laws.
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>>53812642
>kuch bhi karega for green card.
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>>53812783
you never know though it might result in a loving marriage? I've dated her quite a bit and she seems agreeable.
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>>53806921
Dude what?
I did marry a virgin, that's how I can rate it, dickhead
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>>53813257
>I did marry a virgin
how did that go?
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hello /square/ general:DDD
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>>53812839
>>53812839
I would do it but you should be careful on the immigration thing. Drag your heels on getting her a ILR. What country is she from?

>>53813323
Not too bad, 2bh
Would do it again but its still overrated/10
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>>53813359
>overrated
now what exactly does that word mean?
>an unmarried dude..
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Is this the /poo/ general?
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>>53813536
pay /debt/, you medieval cunt
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>>53813567
>Medieval
Ayy gib back clay you filthy Pakis
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>>53813642
sorry but that is FYROMian clay?
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>>53813642
those are pakistan, you uneducated mong. Ask muzzies for your clay.

also pic related.
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>>53813642
Greece accepting its FYROMovian roots.
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>>53813707
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>>53813677
>2250 years ago: an empire with king's and shiet
>nowadays: still cant poo in the loo
so, when did you lose control, Pajeet?
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>>53813642
>The Former Yugoslavic Empire of Macedonia
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>>53813761
>the gypsy wheel on a bulgarian flag

TRIGGERED
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>>53813765
>>53813783
Bulgar-Indo Friendship thread
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>>53813761
bulgarians are ancient fyromians confirmed
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>>53813405
Google overrated
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>>53813765
I have read somewhere Alexanders soldiers have been terrified on the thought of encountering the Indian War Elephants because they have seen the size of the Poo they have left behind
Literally weaponized Poo
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>>53813823
Rough translation
>It is not normal genociding a population for not pooin in loo
>But in Bulgaria it is
>Bulgaria : Not even once
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>>53813765
muzzies happened and later eurocucks cucked us.

>>53813834
dude.
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>>53813837
>Alexanders soldiers have been terrified on the thought of encountering the Indian War Elephants

Pretty sure greeks had seen elephants, since they were weaponized by north africans.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uxcvh2BQu1g
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>>53813923
the greek is telling the truth, pavlov.
not the poo part though.
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>>53813923
The Indian Elephants Poo size suggested they were bigger
No joke
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>>53813879
>muzzies happened and later eurocucks cucked us.
>THEY TOOK OUR LOO
you can't make that shit up, тbh
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>>53814046
Why so rude to our gypsy brothers, Tanase?
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<_<
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>>53814157
>.<
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>>53814046
>>53814046
We Pakis (ie. Muslims) took away their loos so that one day in the future our grandsons and the rest of the world could laugh at their grandsons about not being able to poo in loo on a Laotian jewellery making papyrus network
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>>53814101
non desi waalon ki maa ki choot, inki maa ko dalla chode
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>>53814157
death to pakis, I was happy as fuck when the terrorist attack on a school in Pakistan happened
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>>53814193
Yeah, I don't actually understand any of this.
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>>53814243
toh yahaan pe maa chudaane aaya hai?
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>>53814174
just wait a second there ahmed
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>>53814193
>>53814279
>indian posters
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>>53814227
Me too.
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>>53814227
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>>53814335
isn't greece pretty high up there relative to the rest of eurpe.
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>>53814518
we got a few gyppos, but that's it m8
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>>53814335
Pakistan is fifth now. That report reflects 2013 data.
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>>53814562
what about for inbreeding?
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>>53814425
Wtf
You are one fucking edgy haramzada panchod
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>>53814577
Inbreeding is good.

>>53814615
>Being this serious
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>>53814690
It was pretty fucking tragic though

Killing adults at markets or wherever to make a political statement just about makes sense and people might think you are trying hard to make a point

Killing children just turns people 100% against you with no recourse whatsoever
I was in undecided on the TTP up to that point, now I cheer whenever I hear the pak army has wiped a few more out
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>>53814891
>Killing adults at markets or wherever to make a political statement just about makes sense
>Inbreeding is good.
We are importing these people
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>>53814891
>Killing adults at markets or wherever to make a political statement just about makes sense

>people who think like this exist in my country
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>>53814955
>>53814980
I didn't say I agree with it fucktards
I said it makes sense in some geopolitical context
Why is /int/ so fucking retarded. I mean I thought the /b/ with flags thing was a joke. You guys are making /pol/ look like MENSA geniuses.
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>>53815051
>I said it makes sense in some geopolitical context

What geopolitical context does it make sense to do a terrorist attack on a market?
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>>53815051
Nah we are smarter than /pol/
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>>53815114
Google king David hotel and tell me that didn't change the world status quo
Goddamn fucking moron
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>>53815128
Oh well I visit /g/ the most so I'm OK
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>>53815247
that is an exception and one that had a lot of political sympathy for its cause anyway.

most terrorist groups never achieve any of their goals, but just kill innocent people for the sake of it and that is the fact of the matter.
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What are some good games set in India?
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>>53815625
Literally not even one, that's why they were laughing
I want to make one set in the IVC era though
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>>53815625
far cry 4.
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>>53815625
there are indian stadiums in both Brian Lara cricket 99 and Don Bradman cricket.

was PoP: sands of times a good game?
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>>53815698
>persia = India
No
But yes it's a tremendous game
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>>53816007
the first part and end part of it take place in India you dingus.
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Desi vidya
In nearly every MGS game, Pakistan is referenced. MGSV is set mostly in Afghanistan.
Far cry 4 wasn't really India AFAIK, it was a fictional representation of Nepal.
Pakistan featured in other geopolitical type vidya like Ghost Recon.
I think Beyond good and evil 2 in set in India but don't quote me on that.

We really need more desi games so get that UE4 fired up
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aoe3, empire tw, civs have indian civs
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>>53815696
Wasn't that based in Nepal?
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>nepal
>not de facto india
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>>53816295
this.

also, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Video_games_set_in_India
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>>53816360
inb4 1/4th of them are just cricket games with stadiums in india
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>>53816360
>street fighter
lol
It's funny how most of the current generation's exposure to India was through this faggot
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poo in the loo
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>>53816445
I will meditate then destroy you.
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>>53816552
Are you man enough to fight with me?
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How do I get a Marathi aunty to sexually abuse me bhaiyo?
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>>53818530

not being an ugly cunt would be a good start lad
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>>53818530
Wow what a hot bhabiaht
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>>53818572
>not being an ugly cunt would be a good start
That's not an option. Anything else that can help me circumvent that?
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more and more pakistani kids should be shot down by terrorists and have their necks cut in front of their parents. Cant wait for another school massacre in Porkistan
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>>53813677
NO SOURCES
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>>53813879
>muzzies happend
And they built the Mughal Empire, one of the richest and largest empires at it's time
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>>53820016
May Allah destroy you and your elephant gods and your stupid poo country
Amin
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>>53816255
They all speak Hindi, and the beginning was you driving to Nepal (called Kyraat) from India
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>>53821829
>>53820016
>this much butthurt
kek
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So /desi/

Does Pakistan share a border with China? :^)

(NOTE THIS POST IS INTENDED TO CAUSE BUTTHURT)
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>>53811405
Parsis aren't Indian though, they are literally immigrants from Persia that settled in the India coast a long time ago, and never interbreeded, so they have mostly retained their ethnicity and bloodline
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>>53821829
dhyaan se dekh, teri maa ki choot mein mera lund jaa rha hai

Teri ammi bol rahi hai "ooooohhh yesssss ooooooohh"
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>>53821959
China will implode within the next 30 years, lets see who protects Porkis then. Also, India has a lot of countries backing it, thereby strengthening an already militarily strong country
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>Be Indian
>Get pooped on by the weather
>Get shot by the toilet witch
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>>53822406
>not scared of china
>terrified of toilet witches
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>>53822832
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>>53822749
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R2ACcP-i3D8
They literally dive their kids every year in cow poop.
>>
>>53822832
>being an australian
>spider bigger than you

Literally cucked by spider
>>
>>53822749
>norwegian
>let me put on Draugen rarities and post the unimaginative 'poo in the loo' from inside this burning church

Just kill yourself, Norway. Literally the most insignificant country
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>>53823439
>>53823494
Step up the banter game, Pajeet.
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>>53823577
says the guy who doesn't have a reply.
U sure showed me, Mohammed
>>
>>53795196
Wow, great yoga skills, POOing would be taken to the next level
>>
only faggot, beta countries bully /desis/
>>
>>53818530
> menon
> marathi
That girl is mallu
>>
Is there a good desi porn website, lads? I want to see light-skinned northern beauties being BBCed.
>>
>>53822332
>these are the people we are stuck with
MUH (2 inchi ka) LUND
>>
>>53825379
tere baap se phir bhi bada hai
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>tfw no Chakma wife
>>
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ePko5UzJG90

Literally the greatest song I have heard in the past half hour or so.
>>
>>53826060
"aunty ek plate chicken momo aur ek plate egg chowmein"
>>
>>53826348
You can try as hard as you want, but we'd still not laugh
>>
>>53826683
>implying I am concerned whether you find me funny or not

You are too insignificant to even be taken seriously

Also, 'hurr durr my 4chan normies btfo'
saala chutiya
>>
>>53826779
>insignificant
Thanks for the (you)
>>
>>53826889
kuch toh bheek mein dena hi tha tujhe
>>
Just watched Lamhe by Yash Chopra.
Feeling pretty conflicted right now, the first half was beautiful.
>>
>>53826348
fuck off retard
>>
>>53827063
He's Indian. Forgive him.
>>
>>53827063
butthurt lvl 9000 kek
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>>53822832
>The toilet witch has magical powers
>China doesn't
see the difference
>>
>>53827590
>lvl 9000
You are trying to hard
>>
>Be me
>be 8 years old
>Goes to Birmingham for the first
>Many white people and few niggers and sandniggers
>be 19 years old
>Gets a job at Birmingham
>Thinking it will be the same when I last went
>See Muslims everywhere I go while the white men are begging on the streets

What happened
>>
>>53828457
Plus western women for some reason can't get enough of Muslim and nigger dick. Sad future for the white race.
>>
>>53828996
My friend is Tamil he got himself a white girlfriend
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>>53829271
Tamilians have the smarts.
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>>53830085
> white gf
> smarts
You have it backwards
>>
>>53827015
Recommend some good desi films
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>>53830463
If it's not a trashy whale, it's a step up for our little Tamilian friend.
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>>53830561
Watch this
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>>53831063
> step up
in what way, exactly? at least a tamil girl would cook good food, be more educated, and have a helpful family who know his customs.
> inb4 'muh dick' is used to determine everything
>>
>>53831985
Diaspora fags live in a cuckooland where all their perception of desiland is influenced by Bollywood bullshit and family idiots.

Good luck with finding a nice, educated chick like that in any of the big metros.

"Will cook for you" lol faggot
>>
>>53832467
> me
> diaspora
false, but whatever. The point is, you'll get closer to those things in an Indian girl. I don't see how a white one would be any better in that regard.
>>
>>53831158
Abhay deol is such a bro-tier actor
He's the shia leboef of Bollywood
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>tfw Bengali master race
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>>53832678
*pats head*
Okay little guy
>>
>>53832678

Hello, fellow East Pakistani?
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>>53832766
>>53832783
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>>53830561
Maybe check out Lootera or Veer Zaara if you want really good romances.
Gangs of Wasseypur and Satya are both amazing gang stories.
>>
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>>53832783
>East Pakistani
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>>53828030
*too

Chutiya bangladeshi saale pakistan army ke rape baby
>>
>>53833653
teri maa ka bhosda

Yeh le ek aur (you) because (you) are getting cucked tonight
>>
>>53833961
teri maa ka bhenchod faggot
>>
having a wank
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>>53834096
gaali dena toh sekh le landoore

saale suar ka lund le ke ghoomta hai muh mein
>>
>>53834306
literally this
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>>53810304
Good to see you're still alive brother. Also surprised that you're not replying to me with the usual hostility.

What are you reading nowadays?
>>
>>53834661
kya hua? comeback nahi hai? bacon kha liya kya?
>>
>>53834827
haha same
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>>53833907
Go shitpost somewhere else
>>
>>53814367
kek saved
>>
>>53835088
your mom's fish smelling pussy, then?
>>
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mfa can't watch Bajirao Mastani yet because the pirates are too slow
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Just re-examined my beliefs lads.

wew what an experience.
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>>53836180
Elaborate.
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>>53836285
I am a Muslim again subhanallah
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>>53836285
its going to be a long one so hanker down
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>>53836357
>Muslim

What made you an atheist? What brought you back?
>>
>>53836712
he's not me, he's just memeing you.
>>
>>53836801
Never thought it was you. From what I've noticed, you're too skeptical to ever become faithful, especially to an Abrahamic religion.

>he's just memeing you.

I can't tell, but probably.
>>
>>53836285
I was having this conversation with a qt (different one not my """""fiance"""""). And I was telling her that after I'm done with my masters, I'm gong to continue living as frugally as possible and then send money back to my parents until i've repaid them for supporting me as an adult, after that save. In terms of living frugally i mean, pretty much only spending money on groceries and rent and bills and essentials (toothpaste and that) and replacing things that break. And she said 'why? what are you saving that money for' and I said 'I guess just for a rainy day but nothing really, its just because I don't really joy/pleasure get anything out of buying stuff and subsequently there is much i really 'want''.

Then she said 'that is admirable' and I asked 'why?' We had a footnote tad of the conversation to basically put the morality of consumerism (eg buying lots of stuff can support horrible industrial practices, conversely buying the cheapest stuff through being frugal can be less ethical than paying more) to a side. And I asked ' Why is it admirable? 'Its not like I'm going to heaven and the person who spends alot of money or desires after stuff is going to hell? what about the person who is even more frugal?'

I then explain you know, that I personally just think its a way of dealing with the world, because I always found refuge in the idea of 'accepting the temporary nature of things, and striving to be unaffected by happiness and sadness, and that desire = misery'.

And then she asked 'so you're a nihilist, surely having no desire is a bad thing, what is the point of life if you think that everything around you is just a fleeting illusion, why not just die'.

and that is really where i got a little bit stumped. I said 'well I guess nietzsche sort of says there is a complete void, whereas where I learnt the idea from says there is something underlying everything which is temporary, but you're right'.

to be cont
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>>53836357
Masha'Allah (God wills it)
>>
>>53837249
>I then explain you know, that I personally just think its a way of dealing with the world, because I always found refuge in the idea of 'accepting the temporary nature of things, and striving to be unaffected by happiness and sadness, and that desire = misery'.
pretty Buddhist 2bh.
>so you're a nihilist, surely having no desire is a bad thing, what is the point of life if you think that everything around you is just a fleeting illusion, why not just die
Nihilism =/= suicidal tendencies
if there is no point in life, why would there be a point in death? existence is as passive as non-existence. so in some ways, existing is the same as not existing
>not shitposting in /desi/
wew
>>
>>53837249
>everything which is temporary
that is*

cont:
then I referred back to my favourite book on the issue (which also appeals to a metaphysical underlying factor) and remembered that it dealt with this, demarcating an absolute and a relative view of things. absolutely material is temporary and illusionary, but we as humans are imperfect and the relative view of things cannot be denied by us, we have to eat when we're hungry, be nice to people etc etc.

What I think I got from it is that, the whole thing is a balance between relative and absolute worldview, both in extreme forms can be fatal, but also I guess I've been subconsciously following a very metaphysical underpinning. If I am a slave to relative animalistic world view, why not just shoot up smack and fuck as many bitches until i burn out, if there is the absolute world view i will just walk into traffic or lie in bed and starve myself to bed. So you have to moderate the two, I guess coming back to the original question as to 'why is it admirable', i guess its because for some reason we think the consumerist person is too far into the relativist view, so its good to be further away from them?

But I'm not even sure you can say that, if a monk and a guy who win the lottery live their two lives, and both die on 80, at their joint funeral what can you say? They both self-preserved long enough, so the point of striking a balance clearly isn't ensuring self-preservation. The question is really something about whether you really subscribe to the metaphysical thing underlying it all or not, I've been subconsciously subscribing, but I think that is more of a way of dealing with the world than a solid conviction. At the funeral of the monk and the lotto winner, what can I really say?
>>
>>53837641
>Buddhist
all Indian religions are saying this 2bh just in somewhat different terms.
>Nihilism =/=
I guess suicide is one aspect, but Nihilism essentially robs motivation, its fully passive, whereas Indian religions are preaching metaphysical objectives and Karma as motives.
>Wew
/desi/ always had this element about it 2bh. You just dropped in for the shitposting
>>
>>53835302
I'd shitpost in your mom's shit filled anus if it wasn't already filled with unclean shit from shitting on the street.
>>
>>53838318
t. non open-defecation country
>>
>>53837934
what are absolute and relative worldviews?
>>
>>53838845
the absolute world view is that, everything materially is sort of illusionary. For a religious person, this is underscored with but there is really god or nirvana or some ultimate reality. With a nihilist, the absolute view would be more that nothing really matters sort of thing. You could maybe extend it to nothing exists (full stop), but idk whatever.

The relative view is coming down from philosophising and just taking life as it is, im hungry i eat, my alarm is going to wake me up tomorrow so i can get to work, etc etc.
>>
>>53837249
>>53837934
>>
>>53839912

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoicism

this is the best meme philosophy to follow 2bh
>>
>>53839979
stoicism is a launch pad for either side of the spectrum i started to consider.
>>
>>53840516

Virat_Coolie.jpg
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>>53840726
as in Stoicism is p much what Indian religions are saying my man.
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>>53837249
>and striving to be unaffected by happiness and sadness, and that desire = misery'.

Having no desire often results in a miserable existence. Why are you trying to escape misery anyways? What's so great about this neutral zone you believe in?

>>53837934
>then I referred back to my favourite book on the issue

Name?

>we have to eat when we're hungry, be nice to people etc etc.

Why?

>so its good to be further away from them?

According to what?

>what can I really say?

Nothing.

>>53837641
>existing is the same as not existing

Is it? Existence still has a consciousness that has to put up with and tolerate life for no reason.

>>53838114
>Karma as motives.

Karma is not a motive for all of us.
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>>53829271
>Tamil
>White gf
How is this even possible?
>>
>>53841110

BIG
TAMIL
LONDAS
>>
>>53840943
>Having no desire often results in a miserable existence. Why are you trying to escape misery anyways?
I oversummarised these points. I guess Stoicism is a better term/summary, but good/valid questions nonetheless.
>What's so great about this neutral zone
exactly?
>Name?
The Kybalion (for soft reading)
The Corpus Hermetica (for real boss reading)
>Nothing.
exactly
>Karma
simplification again. But you know what I mean, there is a point/motivation to things in religion.
>>
>>53841241
>Hermetica
Hermeticum*
>>
>>53840943
>>53841241
On the desire thing, I think more desire for temporary and fleeting things. Everyone desires and you're right its miserable to not have hope. I guess I desire something above fleeting things? That's what I cling onto?
>>
>>53841580
wew time to contemplate again.
>>
ok i'm settled down I thought it out,

where TF are the rest of you lot
>>
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>>53841241
Thanks for the names.

>>53845020
>ok i'm settled down I thought it out,

Full nihilist or a guy that's looking for something above fleeting things?
>>
Is Rajasthan a good state?
>>
>>53841110
My Tamil friend at uni so he taking advantage of every scenario
His parents don't know though

He's also integrated well into British society so it helps
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What a tune lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcPOhXCnUnk

>>53846467
History and culture wise yeah. Cool place to visit I imagine.
>>
>>53847077

>most desis listen to this kind of """"music""""

Why? It sounds so fucking disgusting and makes me want to punch someone.
>>
>>53848287
>most

Doubt it. What do you like?
>>
>>53848333

Mosy desis I know do like this electronic stuff.

Me? I like dad rock. Not mainstream dad rock but lesser known dad rock.
>>
>>53846052
idk just try not to get bogged down by maya. Whether its craving a fast food or wishing you were rich or hoping that there is permanent bliss waiting for you or wishing you were some super human who could actually know precisely what the 'true thing is', and then could themselves to act accordingly without flaw or deviation.
>>53847077
They really captured the 'my friend just sold me the maddest E's around and I'm coming up like a motherfucker and this how the music at the club sounds to me because i'm off my face' vibe with that track.
>>
alri gnite lads
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>>53848514
"Electronic" is really vague man. The music I posted isn't popular among most types of people, let alone desis.

>lesser known dad rock

Post an example? I used to be into prog rock a lot, but I lost interest years ago.
>>
>>53848808
>idk just try not to get bogged down by maya. Whether its craving a fast food or wishing you were rich or hoping that there is permanent bliss waiting for you

Sounds good brother. Religious people shouldn't expect permanent bliss anyways, way too arrogant.
>>
>>53849202

Emerson Lake and Palmer
Alan Parsons Project
Camel

etc.
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>>53849332
Not bad. I can enjoy it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO6BtpIzIiM


Just did a premature ejaculation lmao
>>
Serious post this time. My classes start tomorrow. Won't be on 4chan as much from now on. Later
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>>53850589
good luck, get good grades or else your parents will throw juthoo at your paccha
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lads, the muzzies are getting out of control. i'm worried that the hindus will strike back too late and we'll eventually become a muslim shithole
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>>53800819
love that gif
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>>53853398
>getting out of control

What have they done?
>>
>>53821814
there were many muzzies from delhi sultanate to mohammed ghauri.
>>
>>53826348
underrated
>>
>>53850537
you sure?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk4Yg1s0WSk
>>
nepali mountain gook here. tell modi to fuck off. thanks.
>>
>>53856508
write a better consti, m8.
>>
>>53856569
bruv, its good enough. madhesi leader agreed on that gay shit, the madeshi people dont know that apparently. Im 3/4th madhesi and i hate madhesh senpai.
>>
Hyderabadfag going to india tomorrow, im not sure what to do there. Should I make my own thread and post some /int/ timestamped OC of designated streets?
>>
>>53856569
>implying madhesi subhumans need more representation
>>
>>53856636
delet this.

>>53856626
>the madeshi people dont know that apparently
:O

>>53856641
>madhesi subhumans
remember 1972 when subhumans were bengalis at least for porkis
>>
>>53856636
Yes.
>>
>>53856695
why the fuck do you support madhesi subhumans, they literally are the epitome of shitting street indians. I hate myself for being madhesi. i dont like my own people m8
>>
>>53856783
i'm not supporting them. Hell, I have never met one.
I'm just saying that you cannot just make them refugees in their own country.
>>
DOUGLA MASTERRACE WE IS MASTERRACES IN SHIT, AFRICANS (habshi and siddi) RULED IN INDIA (Janjira) AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF PORTUGUESE AND MARATHA

Anyways hi there
>>
>>53856815
bruh, madhesis are literally treated like gods in the capital. Privledged ass fuckers, claiming foul when they don't get their way. They claim FUCKING police abuse when they burn police officers alive. My cousin is a police head constable and they don't attack madhesis because of the lies they create. Because of this, he has injuries all over his body from attacks from "peaceful" madhesi mobs.
>>
>>53856999
Trips for truth. What are they whining about anyway? Wasn't the constitution excepted by the majority of the populace?
>>
>>53856695
>remember 1972 when subhumans were bengalis at least for porkis
Those Porkis didn't respect the results of the 1970 elections
>>
Had some nice Biryani for dinner, going to bed now night lads.
>>
>>53856999
they seem like muslims in india
>>
>>53857899
Should be limited in movement then desu
>>
Finnfag created another /desi/

>>53857066
>>53857066
>>53857066
>>53857066
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>>53858066
But, we're not at the bump limit yet
>>
>>53858097
>>53858079
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>>53858097
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