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Culture Pals - /cp/

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Culture Pals: Polynesian qts edition

Vote for Culture Pals /cp/:
https://poal.me/p6hx6y

Come meet qts from around the world, practice your qt talk skills, hangout with other /int/erpals, share qts, share qt's nudes, rate qts, recommend new qts to others, log the ip addresses from qts with iplogger, make fun about crazy qts, share replies from pastas, post screenshots from convos etc.

OP pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/EvUXeSpH

Old thread:
>>53723404
>>53723404
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fuck off chinks are ugly
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I like chinks!
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>>53756531
please do not be rude

i am off to lunch goodbye
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why is finland so far away
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>>53756531
I like chinks you faggot

>>53756544
Except her she is ugly and old and does not share nudes
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>>53756596
>I like chinks you faggot
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>>53756596
ok im not coming back then bye /cp/
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>>53756639
Fite me faggit
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>>53756664
>Fite me faggit
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>>53756469
/missika
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>>53756660
>Pic related

>>53756704
U don goofed son
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>>53756771
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>>53756816
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>>53756877
bully
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>>53756896
Dont bro

We all just want qts except macau bitch
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>>53756958
i just want a qt catholic pollackess
why does polish have to be so retarded?
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>>53757011
Just go to poland and get a qt than can speak some English bro
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>>53757101
if im going to a 2.5th world country i should at least speak a little bit of the language imo, and it would prob seem rude to assume that they all speak american
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>>53756660
Sent you a pic of my dick in your inbox, hope you got it ;)

Lets all send dick pics to macao
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>>53757283
Whats her interpal?
Will spam with burritos
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>girl, i wanna chew you
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>>53757498
All of them are pretty cringe
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>>53757528
Some are pretty funny tho
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>>53757579
Does the nigga on top have cancer?
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>>53757498
>Listening to David Bowie and likes V for Vendetta, I can get along with you

People really like that shit?
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>tfw your qt says she gets butterflies and weird feelings in her chest whenever you talk to her

is this love or or does she have cancer?
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>>53758099
Consult an entomologist.
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>>53758099
My qt has said the same things before and that I make her really nervous and that she doesn't always know how to act around me and that these things have never happened before. It was funny seeing her spill her spaghetti big time when she told me she loves me.
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>>53758099
Maybe both
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>>53758099
Sounds like sonic-nausea to me.
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>>53758374
>she told me she loves me.
She has never said it so far... yet she practically does...
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>>53756596
>macao is a grill
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>>53758554
She didn't want to say it until we met and used to just say "I like you" every once in awhile and she told me how she wanted to say it sooner so I told her to just tell me it now, so she decided she wanted to tell me it on Skype and she sat there bright red for over 30 minutes until she finally said it.
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>>53758592
She left vocaro on last thread
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>>53758687
Also a funny thing that happened was while she was sitting there trying to work up the courage to tell me that her dad came into her bedroom wondering why she had gotten so quiet and to see if she had finished the call with me and she turned even more red.
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>>53758728

Sounds qt as fuck, where is she from?

Also why was it so hard for her to tell you something you both already knew?

>tfw casually tell "I love you" to qts at time to see how they react
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>tfw you call your qt a semen demon and she doesn't mind
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>Waste a month talking to girl
>She reveals she likes someone better, but implies that she might be with me instead

Kek. Thank god, it's over. Deleted account, never going for a long distance relationship ever again. Now I just need to stop thinking about her so I can be free at last. . . .
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>>53759045
>Sounds qt as fuck, where is she from?
She's Czech
>Also why was it so hard for her to tell you something you both already knew?
I really have no idea other than she gets embarrassed very easily and I embarrass her all the time and she's never felt this way towards a guy before and used to hate them and found them all annoying until me, so she didn't know how to say it to me though now she'll type it but she hasn't said it on Skype since then though that was only a few weeks ago but I said it there since then. She also sends me kiss and heart emoticons all the time now too which is always nice. Also she called me more than perfect the other day and wants to lose her virginity with me.
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>>53759823
>qt grill
>Czech
>Virgin
Does she have the assburgers?
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>mfw streets are icy and listening to Snow from RH/CP/
Made me think of you guys, have a nice day :3
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Does anyone remember a Maria from Greece?
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>tfw making your qt wet in class

I just imagine her moving around uncomfortable on her chair.
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>>53760285
No I don't think so, she's just a shut in basically and doesn't hang out with her friends and would rather stay in with her sisters since she doesn't like drinking, bars or parties.
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Is the Macao girl named sky? Linked a girl from Macao here a while ago and she posted before
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>Girl messages you
>You answer her
>She reads it
>Never answers

??????
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>>53760510
>tfw you blow inside a girl before uni and it leaking out during a lecture
>tfw blowing inside a girl and it leaking out during any social event

Feels fucking awesome man. Not really for her but it's a great ego boost
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>>53761756

>tfw had sex with grill but never experienced cumming thanks to her

Bad feel. Somewhat unmotivated virgins suck.
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Is there a way to fake your location in interpals ?
I'd admit the grim truth to the qt later on
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>>53761884

You can just set your country to whatever the fuck you want.
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>>53761962
Okay then now I'm murican
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>>53762075
you should've said German 2bh
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>>53762075

Pretend you're greek m8.
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>>53762075
FUCK OFF MEHMET
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>>53762098
I'm white but I don't look like a German
>>53762119
Most Greeks are browner than I am and I don't know Greek
>>53762139
Howd'y fella?
Crusing round Nevada , hit me up for a beer if you'd like
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>>53762242
>not playing hardmode
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>>53762242
>I'm white
Sure thing, bud
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>>53760413
>not listening to Mother's Milk
Baby's first RHCP?
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>just Europe? Really? Is Europe only continent that you can mention when you look at the whole world ? of course I'm aware of something is happening in Europe, the terrorist attack in Paris was terrible but you shouldn't ignore the other part of the world especially the Middle East; Syria, Egypt and others. People are dying Jeff.

How do I even respond to this? Everytime I try to redpill I get rekt
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>>53762501
I always listen to Snow when there's some snow around
It's actually ice but yolo
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Just came back getting my documents legalised and got a letter of no impediment for marriage.

I'm tunneling the rabbit hole guys.. ;^)
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>>53762672
Well, best defence is a good offence. Don't put yourself in the situation when you're answering questions. Make other side look for answers. Ask why people in syria/egypt/other shitholes are dying.
If the answer will be: "because USA intervention for jewish bankers and petrodollar" - then that person doesn't need redpilling :^)
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>>53762783
Russbro is right.
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>>53762415
I am
>>53762403
Greece is probably easier than America.
You got that butifel languege and you're in Europe.
But still just in about 1 hour I realised russian girls are such suckers for the MURICAN flag
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>>53762776
What cunt are you going to wife?
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>>53762242
>Turkey is whiiiiiiiiiiiiiite!!!
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>>53763383
Lithuania. I just came back being rekt in the balt thread. I guess they hate chinks a lot. Maybe I should bring her to malaysia instead.
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>>53763655
>Ex-USSR
>Not being racist
Pick one
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>>53763691
Sigh. It just hurts. The butthurt is too immense i can't talk to them.impossible to reach out. Sigh.
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>>53763655
Oh. Take care. Baltic women are dangerous.
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>>53763780
Why? Please tell me senpai
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>>53763802
I am the father of a half Latvian basterd. Back then, she told me to be on the pill.
Good part of baltic women in that matter: weak genes. That kid looks like me in every detail.
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>>53763910
Luckily for me, I make sure she eat her pills everyday.
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>>53763934
She took it in front of me. It's not hard to run to the toilet and throw up a moment. But I didn't mean to say they're all the same.
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>>53764030
Haha. That sounds scary mate so do you pay child support?she must really want Swiss passport
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>>53764101
Not that simple to get a Swiss passport
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>>53764243
Even as family?
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>>53764320
No because I have no Swiss passport. I have Italian passport, and she already has EU passport. So there's no win for her.
I don't pay child support. I ignore her.
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>>53764863
Ayy lmao. I guess she reaped what she has sown
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>>53764907
Why don't you just get a Malay qt btw? The average Malay is 10/10
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>>53765030
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>>53765277
Show me 1 (one) ugly Malay gril.
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>>53766617
>mfw her surname is Chin
It should be fivehead instead
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>>53766617
show me one attractive one
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>>53766854
Not a beauty but still fuckable.
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>half testing day in fancy tech company soon.
Shitposting is over for this afternoon. Wish me luck lads.
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>>53766895
Who are these top qts?
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>>53766971
Real Malays are the same as Indonesians
>pic related: Malay

Good luck though
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>>53767034
kek
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>>53767034
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>>53767034
Since I'm already at it, do any of you have this type of friend?
>pic related
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>>53767363
*inb4 I have no friends
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>>53767363
No idea since I don't speak kraut
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>>53767532
I mean the type of friend that always replies "Okay/Yeeah/Oh okay/Okii" with normie emoticons and irl they talk really a lot
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Update about my Indonesian qt:
She said that she isn't religious at all and just follows some things out of tradition or social acceptance, such as wearing the hijab. All the pictures she sent to me she were not wearing it anyway, nor when we speak through skype. She is probably coming this year to visit me :D
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>>53767577
Oh ok then yeah I know a few people like that and it annoys me so I don't text them much
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>>53767577
that would be me
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fucking wasted lads what do i tell my qt?
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>>53756469
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiNuF9guvuI
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>>53765030
I don't want islam bro. I am catholic.
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>>53762672
>be american
>think Europe is a continent
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>>53768795
Hi fellow malaysian.
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>>53763655
well i don't hate chinks i just find them too gross to fuck
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>>53769889
Asian women are gross anyway.
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>>53769975
not Koreans or Japanese
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>>53770052
Koreans are gross dude. Japanese is good. Chinese is shit too.
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wish jawbrah worked out
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>>53770374
Tfw you don't look like a norse god. ;_;
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how do you know that guy is white
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>>53770374
Holy shit, it's like The Golden One if he actually had good facial aesthetics.
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Surely no harm can come from this
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>>53757442
Macaos profile is
/maoiing
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>girl from indonesia visits my profile
>look at her profile
>my name is anonette takbira anonette
>takbira
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>Browsing Maltese qts
>Ugmos and this one obnoxious ugly mega-SJW
Fucking hell lads, I'm so ashamed.
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>>53770374
literally
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>>53772024
/maiiong *
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>>53771625
seems legit
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>>53758099
>tfw you have to break up with your qt german gf because she drives the relationship to the fucking ground

its cancer
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>>53772666
Nice devilish trips Chile bro
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deployed on this italian girl someone linked in the thread
i don't think she has a bf like that italian guy claimed
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I must be dumb but, what do the fake accounts expect ? What do they want ?

Sending money directly ? Redirecting you on a fake page of your bank or whatever ?
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>>53772761
>shower
>not asking for newds
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Is it weird to try and reconnect with someone you haven't spoken to in a few months?
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>>53773271
go for it, i always do and its always like :oh hey!!: then it dies and they disappear again.

except this one time with my french friend,,,

just go for it, get it out of your chest
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>>53773316
Thanks. Just feels weird. We used to chat every other night until our schedules desynced. I wish Interpals had an offline mode, I don't really like getting fresh copypasta when I just want to check my messages.

I guess at worst the conversation dies as you said.
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>>53771625
I have a good feeling about this one friend and I do not say this often. :)
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>>53773496
take people that are close friends to some instant messenger like whatsapp. at least thats what i do. although its more awkward later when as you said the conversation dies haha
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>>53773680
He only used that VK.com site. I guess I could try to create an account there if I speak to more Eastern European people. I just don't really like Facebook type sites.
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>>53770374
>Klarshus
Is this the Norwegian Karlsruhe?
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>>53771353
Lmao, is that a Korean guy (the profile)?

>>53774378
*Karlshus
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jp qt is genuinely concerned about the fact that i have a bloody nose lmao
if you can find a non shallow jpqt they are top tier i tell you hwat
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>>53774481
hey Kyle i though you left 4chan for good

and i think your japanise is a bit rusty
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>>53772196
TAKBIR
TAKBIR
TAKBIR
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>>53774591
my name is chris and my japanese is shitto desu
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>>53774668
nice try Kyle
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>>53772196
Underrated post desu
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>>53774933
i don't know who kyle is, fock off ivan
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>>53770374
>wish jawbrah worked out

i d-do
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>>53775064
>ivan
>a German name

God Kyle, you can't even get your banter right.
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>>53775182
STOP BULLYING ME REEEEEEEEEe
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>>53774378
did you already message him?

hus means hoes that means whores
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>>53775182
That is not a German name

t. acquainted to a Russian grill with a dad called Ivan
She even uses his name to make stereotypical jokes
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>>53775241
I didn't
To me the "hus" seemed to mean "house"
Karl's house
Karlsruhe means Karl's calmness (it's supposed to be a calm and comfy place)
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>>53775392
BORK
O
R
K
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>>53775481
yeah i speak german i know what it means bb

since you wanna live in a house with that dude instead of being his ho
and I'm kinda jelly because he got you in 5 sec and i can't do it in 5 days
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>>53775690
I'm a guy...
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>tfw new potential emplyoer is a chink
not going to do that. impossible.
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>>53775868
Female?
He/she will at least not think that your qt is a hooker
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>>53775868
Simple. At the job interview when she asks
>what would you say is your greatest weakness?
Look her in the eyes and say "a beautiful Asian woman in a position of authority"
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>try to change my profile to make it better
>leave without doing it
>tfw your profile will always be shit
>tfw you can't count only on some pic of you
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>>53775939
male chink. I'm afraid he will start shitposting AM/WF pictures when he will know my Taiwanese on some social event.
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>>53775839
wow Gunter i always though you are a babe
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>>53775987
10/10 the whole Mc Donalds was laughing at me cause I spitted my coke.
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>>53775987
I was once forced to go to a job interview by the German working agency when I was NEET in Germany. I didn't want the job. At the end of the interview the male interviewer asked me if I got question. In that moment a female came in with a piece of paper to give to him. I looked at her butt and said "how strict are your sexual harrassment policies?"
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>>53776053
Ah well, I can't hide, Karlsruhe gave me away..
Who are you? I-Igor?

>>53776110
>>53776193
M8, you always have the best stories lmao but stop eating McDonald's
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Hello autists.

What has been going on in these threads without me? What have I missed?
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>>53776193
Well that is an excellent way to not get a job. Should have asked him for her number though - kill 2 birds with one stone
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>>53772543
Wtf os wrong with her chin??
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>>53774446
>Lmao, is that a Korean guy (the profile)?
Yes, very popular 'korean' very concerned about refugee crisis in EU

>>53776362
Lolgor
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>>53777637
Lolgor? Is the 3rd letter an L or an I?
But it's you, right? :3
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>>53777818
>came back from austria
>russia fucking sucks
>ended up here
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>>53769468
Kek she's russian like you raskolnikov
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http://www.interpals.net/alhubbant


Fake account? Never seen before, randomly just viewed me and blocked me. So~
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>wanna skype ?

LEAVE ME ALONE WITH YOUR SKYPE FUCKING HELL
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>>53778171
Are you a grill?
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>>53778201
No.

People want to learn language with skype, but i'm too beta for this.
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>>53778171
>tfw shitty rural kentucky internet
>tfw ill never be able to skype with qts
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>>53778258
>People want to learn language with Skype
believing it ;-)
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>>53777993
How are your plans about Germonis developing? Dropped them because of all the Syrians fuggs or still at it?

>>53778108
You might be ugly and she doesn't want you to message her. Or she's fake, I mean, that profile is 2 days old
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>>53778307
my skype barely work anyway
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>>53778392
too many shitskins, wanna put them down, but its illegal;(

will move to a nice small town somewhere in Alps;)
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>>53778902
>mfw he won't move here, so there would be one more white person in Germonis
:/
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>>53778902
could you guys skip cockblocking me?
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Someone please get nudes

/wero286
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1c6bJ5JFaAm
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OP9lDjPtwH
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11mP2HJc94H

r8 my qt's voice

note : so called "boyfriend" is an ex now.
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>>53780703

Pedo please go.
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>>53780798
4/10 prob has annoying laugh
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>>53780555
Huh?
Also
T R I P S
R
I
P
S
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>>53780703
work on these
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>>53780954

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GT1MQywbf5

>>53781148

FBI bait confirmed
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>>53781148
>mfw I've already written to her
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>>53781225
forced af not qt at all
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>>53781115
qt lives in the Ukraine but stupid drunks Russians separatists must decide to make a war in the midst of the Ukraine, so i can't visit her
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Anyone here with experience in prostitution in Taiwan.
I want to buy a high end escort for a night.
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http://www.interpals.net/photo.php?pid=28989339
benis.jpg
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>>53781849
Can't she meet you in Kiev?
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>>53781902
why /cp/ loves Taiwan so much?
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>>53781902
Not worth it. At least in my opinion. I booked one in Taipei once. She was the most 11/10 qt you could find, 17 years old and whatever you can imagine. That was the most boring bitch I've ever had. 6000 NTWD for one hour. Session actually laster almost two hours since she didn't complain. Usual prices are way lower but this was really the most top qt azn of the world, but:
>shaved (makes Asian pussy useless)
>completely passive
>didn't want me to nut in her mouth.
At least she didn't ask for a condom and was okay with me creampieing her. Mainland prostitutes are better: they just do everything you want.
>>
>>53782681
where did you find her?
>>
>>53782644
It's a phase, a while back they loved Lithuania
>>
>>53782681

>Fucking a hooker without a condom

Absolute madman, her as well actually.
>>
>>53782565
yes, we're working on that one
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>>53782722
I've read this before going: http://www.wikisexguide.com/wiki/Taipei#Red_Light_Districts

>Linsen - MRT Shandao Temple Station 善導寺 Exit 1, Walk along Linsen North Road 林森北路 away from Sheraton Hotel. Linsen is the largest red light district in Taipei with KTV, BJ clubs and Hostess bars. Linsen is the well known red light area of Taipei. There are one or two spas near Linsen N.Rd who offer FS for about 4000 NT. Avoid places called "Health Centers" or the like. If you walk around the area, especially the section of road between Nanjing E. Rd and Changan E. Rd (about 10 min. walk away from Shandao Temple Station on the Blue Line 5), lots of people will come up to offer you girls.
>>
>>53782859
noice
>>
>>53782644
Because they're the Germany of Asia: cucks giving out free women to foreigners.
>>
>>53782859
so you just walked around and picked her?
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>>53783325
Yes. But 80% of the grils are 2/10. You need a bit of searching until you can find a good one. Is it your first time in Taiwan? Probably, you won't need an escort. Just start using Tinder in the middle of Taipei and wait 30 seconds to find a fuck.
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>>53783426
aight
peace out bro
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>>53783426
>>53783478
>unironically fucking hookers
come on guys you can do better
>>
lads, a 30 year old russian man keeps viewing my profile. he's been doing it for 3 days now
what the fuck, are russians this desperate for attention?
>>
>>53783890
>not collecting the experience
I have to admit, that I occasionally (1-2 times / year) can't resist that. It's the kick of fucking a girl without even knowing her name. You have a bunch of girls in front of you, openly chose one, don't even know her name and a minute later you're fucking her.

Here, my favorite whorehouse. It's nearby you. http://www.sg-beach.ch
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>>53756469
>The Chin
THROWBACK
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>>53784123
>Hookers in Switzerland
You must be rich
>>
>>53784591
>130CHF / half hour + 20-50 CHF to talk her into not using a condom
>1-2 times a year
>rich
>>
>>53784702
>to talk her into not using a condom
For a blowjob or when you are fucking?
>>
Spanish speakers, how do I pronounce the name of the Argentine writer 'Borges'?

"BOOR-hays"?
>>
>>53784764
to creampie her after she showed me her std test if it's not older than a few days.
>>
>>53784837
You don't have to show them an STD test?
>>
>>53784911
never got asked. But seriously. Why would you pay a girl to fuck her through a piece of plastic?
>>
>>53785082
Because I don't trust anybody, but I know what you mean.

This video is pretty cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28EGqOIumo0
>>
>>53784798
Like it's written. Bore guess (well guez)
>>
>>53784798
bor-gays
>>
>>53785293
Hamburg > Berlin

nsfw:
http://de.m.xhamster.com/movies/4383666/doener_nackt_bestellt_uncut_hidden_cam_public_reeperbahn.html
>>
>>53785674
die alte ist so eklig
>>
>>53785674
>Those tattoos
wtf

Are you familiar with the all you can fuck brothels in Berlin/Germany? I was amazed when I first heard about those.
>>
>>53785922
No. The only paysex I had in Germany, was a Chinese exchange student in Frankfurt.
>>
>>53786043
It sounds cool but maybe all the hookers are gross.
http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/a-visit-to-one-of-germanys-all-you-can-fuck-brothels-432
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daily reminder that girls have terrible humor
daily reminder that ive gotten 100+ (no joke) messages about how amazing and hilarious my profile is
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>what kinda username you want, fem?
>gimme that thesaurus and find me two synonyms for black cock
>>
>>53786513

That girl looks like a trap.
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>>53786610
Traps love BBC. It is known.
>>
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>qt randomly stops talking to me
>two months later, she looks at my profile
>check out her profile
>she uploaded a new picture

It keeps happening.
>>
>>53787603

Is she German?

Is that a refugee?

Fucking kek, you dodged a bullet m8.
>>
>>53787603
Please help me to collect proxies to win the battle of general. I need working SOCKS5 proxies. I'm writing a script for autovoting. Don't (you) me. I will delet this message. Just post IPs of SOCKS5 proxies you've tested before.
>>
>>53787603
Oops, didn't mean to answer you.
>>
>>53787603
>painted hair
you should have seen it coming tbqh

>>53787827
Not busy cheating on your Taiwan girl anymore?
>>
>>53787963
So everyone ITT, including you, has exclusively one qt?
>>
>>53788021
it's sickening m8
she loves you
and you cheat on her like a dog
>>
>>53788080
He's got a kid somewhere he refuses to have anything to do with. His Taiwanese should jump ship while she can
>>
>>53788289
she should come to me desu
she's keai
>>
>>53788358
You really want something with that nose, chin and mouth? 3/10 was generous t.b.h
>>
>>53788483
i can't remember properly but she was cute enough
>>
>>53788532
Proper bobfoc mate
>>
How do I get some QT Europeans? (I'm not Korean).
>>
>>53788704
need some pics desu
>>
>>53788747
Bee yourself desu
>>
>>53787603
Who knows? maybe they didn't have sex...
link profile
>>
>>53788769
b.e yourself
>>
>>53788747
message them 'ayy bby u wun summ fuk'
>>
>>53787603
>dark girl have sex with dark man

What's the problem?
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>>53788747
just write
>ayy gurl are u a beaver cus dam
and you get free pussy
>>
>>53789161

>LMAO I'M CRYING

That's codeword for : I'm a liberal feminist

Red flag.
>>
How should I find a trap qt?
>>
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>>53789161
confirmed for working.
how to continue?
>>
>>53789670
depends on the cunt they from tbf
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>[current year]
>not getting a footjob from your third-world qt3.14

What are you doing with your life?
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>>53788747
post her some dank int memes
>>
>>53789670
'hahaha' is not a great reply though.
>>
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>>53788747
or talk about drugs
>>
>>53779113
Why do you want Russians if you can get Turks >>53762242
>>
>>53789784
STAY AWAY FROM MY QT YOU DAGO FUCK
>>
>>53783478
one of the Taiwanese of your screenshot of yesterday just wrote me. It's suspicious. Did you organize that?
>>
>>53790251
how would you know it was one of them? i blanked out the names
>>
>>53790355
Just a guess. age/town/onlinetimes are matching. I wrote a script to observe all Taiwanese on IP.
>>
>>53789666
Just to be sure
Find a trap qt or find a qt trap?
>>
>>53790443
does your qt know you're that kind of creepy?
>>
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>>53789784
I like this one
>>
>>53790443
what do you observe?
>>
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>>53790672
>battered belaruse
>>
>>53789670
After they respond I usually just say
>"So what's up?"
And then they'll give me some shitty response like
>"just listenin to music wbu?"
And then I'll say
>"Ah you know, just chilling and chatting with this 10/10 [insert her nationality here] girl"

After that I've established dominance and showed her that I'm a true alpha, then the mating process can begin.
>>
>>53791104
I have a My-SQL Database tracking all profiles. I save username, town and age in a table. Then, I have a cronjob checking all profiles every minute and tracking online / offline time in a separate table.

Then I can chose the ones being online regularly to acceptable times and write a good message to them. I use a bunch fake profiles randomly to check them, so I don't seem to be a stalker.
>>
>>53791315
that's the creepiest shit i have heard in a while
what's your QTs name i need to warn her
>>
>>53791399
/guenter
>>
What is Macao's profile lads
>>
>>53791315
high five IT-bro!
gotta respect that good work
>>
>>53791315
every minute? damn.
how did you setup your fakes? doesnt IP check for fakes, or do they just ban by reports?
>>
>>53791493
nein
>>
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>>53791315
Slow down dude, that's spooky
>>
>>53791514
interpals.net/kike
>>
>>53790099
Igor
>cool lad
>white

Turks
>crazy and thirsty
>brown

Who would you choose?
>>
>>53791767
COOLLADS
O
O
L
L
A
D
S
>>
>>53791557
I never got a fake deleted until now. I use the same IP address to connect to all of them in different curl instances. No proxies, all at once.
>>
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>>53791315
Imagine if you put that much effort into getting a girlfriend you'll actually see in real life.
>>
>>53792068
holy shit another new york person
>>
>tfw you start drinking mad pineapple juice for le pineapple jizz on your qts face in two weeks
>>
>>53791557
>>53792041
Do you think they care that much about about the fakes? If they don't do any harm, they don't care desu.
>>
>>53792197
>tfw you start drinking mad purple drank for le purple drank buzz on yo nigga's face in two gorillaminutes
>>
>send random qt ayy gurl are u a beaver cus dam
>sorry I don't understand

Feels bad man
>>
>>53792068
I acutally meet them in person. But it's hard to find Asians in Switzerland.
>>
>>53792109
I don't think New Yorkers are rare enough to deserve a "holy shit".
>>
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>>53792285
>>
>>53786513
Holy shit kek
>>
>>53792041
what are you using? debian?

>>53792207
just asking because i had 3 accs on badoo and they got deleted within a week. kek
>>
>>53792478
Fedora
*tips distro*

>2016
>not betatesting RHEL for free
>>
>>53790672
>battered belarus

Kek I don't understand it but I like it
>>
>>53793079
post it again faggit
>>
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>>53792285
Oh wait...you aren't talking to girls from 3rd world nations, right?
>>
>>53793859
it was a swede so yes lad
>>
>>53791493
top qt desu
>>
>>53790672
Seems like she can cure your yellow fever
>>
>>53791514
/maiiong
>>
>talking with qt daily, chat usually the entire day, for about a month
>qt has been busy with some school related stuff so hasn't written hardly for a couple of days, but didn't really tell me this
>figured she might have been just getting tired of writing or blowing me off
>before going to sleep she writes the usual, good night, sweet dreams blah blah
>writes and I miss you so much
>first time she's written anything that direct to me
>mfw

I don't know why it hit me so hard, but I almost feel a little nauseous. I guess because she doesn't really write shit like that. There's still hope
>>
>tfw I'm cucking Swiss yellow fever fag
>>
>>53795295
>he's sleeping with his mother
>>
>>53795295
what's his QTs name
>>
>>53795339
/guenter
>>
>>53795402
;)
>>
>>53795339
/Cathorine
>>
>>53795550
DELET
E
L
E
T
>>
>>53795550
3/10
>>
>>53795550
seriously, how the fuck?
>>
>>53795550
mein neid ward verflogen
sah im profil süß aus mit den clownslippen im ikea
ist aber leider ein pfannkuchenxicht
>>
>>53795550
Can someone bost her nudes? Going to post them to her.
>>
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>>53791315
>>
>>53795702
just send her this
>>53791315
>>
>>53795858
>>53795702
do it, post results ITT.
>>
>>53792207
Interpals is infested with fakes, as if the mods care that much to it...
>>
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>Ignore most messages
>People get that I don't want tot talk with them anymore
But then there are people like pic related.
>>53795702
This
>>
>>53795550
How could anyone find this munchkin looking thing attractive
>>
>>53795402
Delete this
>>
>>53795923
Have you noticed a shit tonne of fakes are from Germany?
>>
>>53795956
>>53795858
>>53795685
>>53795595
>implying this is mine
I wanted to wait for him to write her before telling you. But I need to sleep. I wouldn't fuck that.
>>
>>53795402
Doesn't she post here? Kek
>>
>>53796023
it's your qt.
>>
>>53795858
You guys know that he has her password?
>>
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>>53795924
Which cunt?

>>53795999
Yep, pic related

>inb4 nice trips
>>
>>53796023
we all know it's her
you said several times she's from taichung
>>53796115
and she probably doesn't even know he does
he is one creepy motherfucker
>>
>>53796146
>you said several times she's from taichung
No, she's from Kaohsiung.
>>
>>53796115
>You guys know that he has her password?
holy shit
>>
>>53796198
;-)
>>
>>53796216
You won't find her anyway. You can't go through all 3/10s of Kaohsiung. Kaohsiung is 3/10 territory.
Also, girl on pic has 3 times the nose of mine and way thinner lips.
>>
>>53796292
alright then have a good night ;-)
>>
This thread is undeniable proof to never trust the ETERNAL kraut
>>
This is probably the best thread on /int/ right now
>>
>>53796372
only if you promise me, that you'll post her something and then screenshot it ITT.
And tomorrow, I want to see that response.
>>
>>53796120
Russian, 20yo, we talked through skype once. She is more interested in American/British culture and I don't see any reason for us to speak any further, I know enough already.
>>
NEW BREAD:

>>53796736
>>53796736
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