/brit/

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cara

you gay?

alright alright everything gonna be _______

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bTdLi0YUVM

Need a 200kg+ deadlift lads
Did 185 @79 bw last year but my bw dropped to 72. Trying to bulk up but I hate eating big, it's a chore to me.

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the pregger gfs haha x

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>tfw no gf

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dickhead
had a very banterous edition lined up
had done the captcha and everything

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Currently enjoying a cold can of Pepsi Max.

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chebs

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commutecucks, when WILL they ever learn?

>>53723640
dumb feel poster

hand yourself

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here is Manchester and the pennines seen from Liverpool Anglican Cathedral

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Yui butt

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Cold out

>>53723672

*hands myself*

>>53723689
T Y P I C A L

>>53723656
wfhmr?

who /has a oneitis that they suspect might like them back but deep down knows that this is just wishful thinking to prevent them from going insane/ here

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A snitch nigga that's that shit I don't like
We'll be driving round your hood for the whole night
Three niggas in the whip, two on a bike
One fucking, we'll move to him on sight
On site, On sight

>>53723726

willy filly hilly milly rilly

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View from my house this morning

Cleaner is here and I'm scared to leave my room lads

>have a friend whose a compulsive liar
>tells me all kinds of bizarre shit that he expects me to believe
>yesterday he tried to tell me that the north star is actually Venus and that escaped slaves would follow it to escape
>reveal my power level and school his ass on basic astronomy
>reminds me that he's doing a physics degree and that I'm a NEET, therefore he's right

REEEEEEEE

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>>53723677
two complete shitholes

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>>53723749

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>>53723656
always cringy.

>>53723749
>that Lisicki

Haha holy shit that is so fucking discreet.

>>53723746
fuck all that chill shit
we go 0 - 100 real quick

>>53723745
she is hoping you never ask her to go out with you

>>53723751
get your phone out and record her

>>53723726
work from home master race, a freedom us commutecucks will never understand

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Liverpool Football Club

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>>53723792

>>53723803
non white

finished me cheeky chips

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>>53723826

Why do normies insist on posting their photos of them overseas? I unironically don't get it.

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>>53723834

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>>53723847

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who /championsofeurope/ here

>>53723826
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1758vIZ2aot

Find this quite uncomfortable to watch to be quite honest familias:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=p0hlW94HGAg#t=33

>>53723873
on normiebook (in case that wasn't clear)

>>53723873
For validation from other normies

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Nice to see the EDL representing themselves in London lads. Where else would they do it but in a council flat haha

>>53723888
what cafe is this

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>>53723903
>

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>Glasgow

>>53723929
How's it going, Rasheed?

Why don't they just build a million council houses lads?

>>53723962
All good my fellow British brother haha

chinese consider japanese a mongrel race

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Who /wonitfivetimes/ here

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>>53723961

>wizardchan

>>53723979
Because then Tory land lords couldnt charge rip off rents

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>>53723899
Back to back european champions

>>53723924
has to be more to it than that, i don't think they're all that narcissistic

>>53723961
is this actually a real picture
what the fuck is with the big crater of doom in the back
what an absolute shithole

>>53723995
>>53724025

im forever blowing bubbles

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>I interpret filenames

>>53723805
i would never dare to admit to any romantic feelings tbf

They call me Rasheed
They call me Kev
They call me Rorke
That's not my name
That's not my name

WELL THE LAST PLANE OUT OF SYDNEY'S ALMOST GONE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ENUW1iOA-Y

>>53723992
The Chinese are absolute degenerates desu

Hear about that 2 year old that got ran over and nobody helped her, then the one person who helped her got publicly shamed for it. And the thing were they use literal sewage to make cooking oil.

The nation of Israel

>>53723961
i remember this attempted meme
it failed then and it's still failing today

>>53724056
sara

>>53724068
Should not exist

>Israphel has joined the server
o shit lads spoopy

>>53724079
t. weegieworm

>>53723952
noice

>>53724117
Rasheed

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IT'S TOO COLD FUCK OFF

>>53724125
would unironically love it if scotland became north korea to england's south korea

Reminder that if you own a gaming PC you're a huge nerd

>it's 2016
>some people unironically believe in ghosts
Literally what the fuck

>>53724117
rasheed

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Picture from the centre of Nottingham, should be on our flag instead of robin hood to be honest

>>53724161
Don't think you'll find any huge nerds on 4chan of all places!

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Making pasta bake for lunch lads.

>>53724178
Why do they have a statue of pooey lynx lax?

>>53724165
i've seen a ghost lad

The UK is an absolute fucking kip

>>53724207
Where's the cheese

>>53724207
>out of a jar

fucking neck yourself

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sEIoyuhVx1

>>53724207
i gobbed in it

>superdrug
>they only have shelves filled with Lynx shower gel and deodorant
Fucking kill me

>>53724241
shut the fuck up you utter yurb

>>53724243

I just put it on.

>>53724209
post poeey linx lad pls

i'm from notts i'm not from london, i'm from the castle i'm not from the dungeon

>>53724165
>go to my m8s house
>his mum starts telling me how she saw a clairvoyant
>she tells me how the clairvoyant knew she had a miscarriage 15 years ago and she claimed to have saw the ghost of the child next to my m8s mum

Absolutely disgusting.
Fucking clairvoyants and mediums should be arrested, it's fucking abhorrent how they profiteer from people's grief, evil bastards.

Really need a piss but don't want to get out of bed

>The Swedish doctor who kept a woman as a sex slave in a 'Fritzl-style' home-made bunker, had meticulously planned out the kidnapping, including buying a mask to disguise his victim as an elderly lady.

>The pair was meeting up for a second date in the woman's flat in central Stockholm on September 12, but instead the 38-year-old drugged, raped and kidnapped her, Swedish media reports.

>The doctor is accused of giving the woman chocolate-dipped strawberries, marking which of the berries he had laced with Rohypnol by drawing on the stem leaves.

>Upon arrival at the property he locked the woman in the prison-like bunker where he repeatedly raped her during six days in captivity.

>The man is believed to have built the 60 square meter bunker himself, with the purpose of keeping at least one person captive over a long period of time, starting five years ago.

>He also withdrew blood and took vaginal samples from the woman which he tested at a lab in his place of work, later confessing that he did this to ensure she did not have any STDs.

>The friend describes the 38-year-old as socially awkward but helpful and polite, but adds that he is 'almost too sharp, intellectually, for his own good'.

*sniffs*
poortherners are amongst us lads

>>53724207
that looks fucking shite ngl

>pre-made pasta sauce
>pasta bakes in general

end it my man.

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one of my fb friends unironically liked this fb photograph haha

>>53724352
Stop trying to fit in you abo faggot

>352
>Southern hemisphere

>>53724352
>lads
Stop appropriating northern culture then you cheeky shite

>>53724383
Already got one

>>53724356
Does he know the majority of the world doesn't use the US healthcare system ahaha

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>i have to commute to work tomorrow

Australia is literally Lad Bible: The Country

Just fucking sink it

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>>53724356

>>53724067
The next black death is going to emerge either from China or India.

>>53724333
ribena

watching english """"""""""""""""""football""""""""""""""""""""""

looks more like they're doing olympic diving robben doesn't have shit on this

>>53724356
"I know what's really going on in the world, man. I'm so smart and enlightened, the government is bad and like corrupt and stuff yo"

>>53724352
>*sniffs*

the only thing you'll be sniffing is petrol you abo cunt

Why is ranch dressing so rare over here lads? :(

feeling tired might have an sip

Just had to awkwardly leave my room in my dressing gown so the cleaner could go in
Just kill me now

>>53724453
Have unironically liked The LAD Bible, The SPORT Bible, UNILAD on facebook

>>53724454
not sure how people can believe that shite tbpf with you

>students moaning about having to get up
Fucking hell

>>53724477
>Dutch football is better
>Dutch buses are less crowded

Why is the Netherlands so much better than Britain?

>>53724500
that's not really that bad tbqh you bloody student
try getting caught wanking by the cleaner

>>53724496
FOY
Ranch is over rated desu
>t. Lived in the Southern US as a kid

alri la i'm going to the shop but i want some sweeties to eat, what should i get?

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>>53724500
>cleaner
trillionaires out

@53724495
NEVER respond to any of my posts you fucking poortherner, wish maggie exterminated the lot you.

>>53724512
get a trip so i can filter you

>>53724556
licerice

>>53724529
genetics

>>53724529
Went to Amsterdam last year, god dam it's such a nice city

>>53724553
That's just your opinion
I like how we call Doritos "Cool Original" instead of "Cool Ranch"

also they have about 200 different flavours of Doritos and what do we get? like, 5

but at least we have chilli heatwave and they don't - based flavour

>>53724537
>>53724563
It's some paki my mum hired

>>53724556
haribo

>>53724523
I get up at 6 every day and don't get back home until 6 most days and I'm a student

>>53724328
Did you tell the stupid bint about cold reading?

Haha the current unilad owner made both unilad and the ladbible, the current ladbible owner bought it when it was still just those 'commandments' and turned it into unilad version 2.0 and now him and the unilad owner hate each other

Can't think of what to put on my WhatsApp status.

>>53724608
good taste

>>53724580
tempted but i'll end up eating the whole bag and it'll give me shits

>>53724608
but what type?

>it snowed where he lives
AHAHAA I bet it's always fucking rainng there as well you soggy cunt

>>53724604
Well I think you can get ranch dressing in Tesco and it's the Paul Newman kind as well

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>>53724604

>>53724618
"Doing a poo"

>>53724650
tangfastics

>>53724615
neither of them are really related to 'lads' or 'banter' now, it's literally just any viral content.

I mean they were bad in the original incarnation, but at least they had a purpose. S M H

>>53724666
these are fucking boring 2bh

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>have to pay £200/month to ride on a muslim-only underground train for 2 hours per day to get to my priso, i mean office cel, i mean building.

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>>53724454
good post
>>53724517
facebook
/OfferHopeForLandon

Kitchen bin fucking stinks lads. Why haven't these autistic twat scientists invented something to prevent this yet.

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Poo out my willy and piss out my ass
smoking coke and sniffing grass

Is the lad with £300,000 in bitcoins still here?

>>53724556
haribo tangfastics

>>53724672
good taste la

>>53724614
I'm not that evil lad, she really believed what she'd been told, I didn't want to argue with her about something so personal. I've tried to explain to my mate that ghosts and shit aren't real, but he won't have any of it and he gets really angry when you start making sense. I have another mate whose really smart, like he's going to be a doctor and he swears up and down that he's seen ghosts. Absolute mentalists.

>>53724523
Literally just got out of bed

got a very itchy arsehole

>>53724746
Reckon he'll give me £100 worth? Would like to order some drugs haha.

mummy touched my cumrag lads

>>53724655
well that's ok I guess

>>53724666
that's europeans for you m8
not sure why we dont call it cool america tbqh

>WhatsApp
>like "what's app?"
>like "what's up?"
Hmm..
Clever
Very impressed

>>53724743
>ass
fuck off yank

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>>53724810

>>53724718
>>53724718
course he's happy he's high as fuck

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>he is not redpilled about cannabis oil

>>53724523
i had to get up at half 4 for 10 weeks in summer for my placement, it was hell for a student

>>53724802
dunno, he was pretty set on buying a house

>>53724743
>children that were given those toy motorbikes or cars

Literally always little terrors that invariably grow up to be delinquents. I suppose it's symptomatic of having shitty chav parents more than the bike itself.

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Post inside of laptops

>>53724746
He was probably a DNM vendor

>>53724553
Die, yank.

0-0 wow kickball is sooooo entertaining

>>53724859
>the oily jew

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mognE6wBmp

>>53724828
you gay?

>>53724877
I had one and i'm scum so youre right

OK lads just to prove that cannabis is safe I will give my newborn child a spliff a day and he will be smarter and redpilled about the truth of this reality

>>53724889
I moved there from here and moved back here

>>53724604
>Eating yank crisps

You are just the worst sort of person.

>>53724884
doxxable info desu

>>53724896
about to get 5-0 now memepay is one

Hello

Where can I find some "dank nugz" in Lincolnshire?

>>53724859
>I take my medical advice from low IQ weed fanatics rather than peer reviewed scientific literatue

>>53724910
Mate, nobody can understand a fucking word of these

you only probably understand them because you know what you said. it's far too low pitch

>>53724896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbWDly9hspc

>brits will never know of AFL
poor souls

>>53724952
I like both Doritos and Monster Munch what the fuck is your problem you cunt

had a wank to a faith leon scene

>>53724963
I bought it second hand so good luck

>>53724910
shit gimmick fuck off
>>53724971
t. sheeple

>>53724967
DNM.

>>53725008
doxxed you lad, currently waiting on your porch can you let me in

*heavy techno beat plays in the background*

UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

LADS

UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

LADS LADS LADS LADS

UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

LADS LADS LADS LADS

*beat continues even though this post has ended*

>>53724967
drive to birmingham and man will shot you some peng food still

>>53725049
alri

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>I've tried to explain to my mate that ghosts and shit aren't real, but he won't have any of it and he gets really angry when you start making sense. I have another mate whose really smart, like he's going to be a doctor and he swears up and down that he's seen ghosts. Absolute mentalists.

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>>53724983
>watching bizzaro rugby
>not just watching rugby

>>53724918
Is been smoking like 0.5g - 1g of sativa everyday for 2 years and my mind feels fucked at this point desu

Like it feels like the 4th wall to the universe has been destroyed and I'm seeing the inner workings of reality and it feels scary. Sometimes everything goes into hyper reality and that's when I really start thinking about how strange reality is. Like I'm walking around and everything is too real, it's fucking bizarre.

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Just put something non-recyable in a recycling bin

just ordered some pingers and whizzers from the indian sub continent.

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I have a very similar face to this man

I am not a pretty boy

my shirts cost more than a tenner though

>>53724859
I don't know lad, weed seems to turn even the most red pilled people into sjw faggots.

Take those Nazi twin singers from Therouxs doc, they started smoking weed and now they're nigger fuckers.

>tfw was diagnosed with a rare form of leukemia and the ''''''consultant oncologist'''''' wanted to give me chemotherapy or some other shite pushed by the big-pharma fat cats
>literally pulled up facebook on my phone and BTFO him with some cartoons about how weed cures cancer

>>53725104

My 9000ug acid intake combined with benzo addiction has had a similar effect

>>53725100
>rugby
lmao that game is for uneducated uncouths

>>53725104
me irl
>>53725106
scumbag
>>53725171
fuck off rorke
wouldn't mind shagging a nignog 2bh
smoke a spliff you stuck up twat

>>53725104
jesus christ lad stop smoking weed so much, it's even worse when you quit cold turkey for a bit. the reality becomes almost like the film They Live where you notice the isms and schisms of actions and statements around the worlds and you start having vivid, almost angular fucked up dreams that pierce you. oh boy its fun

>>53725067
Here you go lad ;^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_3f2Jp1ULs

lol@scousers

>>53724941
Irrelevant, going from normal to HIV positive to straight again is still HIV positive.

ROOOOOOOOOONEY

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>>53725187
>>53725104
Sounds like a permo

Had a dream that Stoke beat man utd 11-1
Only just realised it didn't actually happen

Dreams are weird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dQkhKk5Kgk
a track i made back in my MC days
you might know it
don't do music anymore though

fucking students ruin lovely places like york and cambridge

>>53725318
Pretty sick lad, any chance of a re-press? Can't find any 12" for sale on discogs.

>>53725306
I had a lucid dream last night where I got a sick blowjob from an invisible spirit

yeah

>>53725104
same

>>53725318
was my bebo flash box back in 2015

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>>53725396
mfw suffer from sleep paralysis
mfw dreamt that i was bum raped by ghosts once
mfw i actually enjoyed it

my mate is going to get an iPad Pro for £60 a month on finance for 12 months.
How do I convince him otherwise?

>>53724989
You're an actual yank.

have window open to cool this drink on the window sill or as i call it the fridge but the secondary effect of that is it makes the room cold babby is now cold

>>53725464
its his money to waste why do you care lad?

I had a dream I was a fucking loser, then I woke up and my dream was real!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZKz_NSHaio
>tfw no wifey for lifey

>>53725217
Please develop cancer.

>>53725501
He literally doesn't need it

I hope there aren't any white men in this thread

UGH

>>53725217
paki

>>53725464

lol fucking normies and their conspicuous consumption

i have 20k spare and i don't own an ipad. i don't have an expensive watch. i begrudgingly bought an xperia z3 when my shit old htc broke down.

>>53725456
I got over being scared of creatures in films by telling myself if anything like that happened to me I would fuck it to show dominance

>>53725424
jesus

>>53725478
im a brit who wants to try out the american flavours of doritos cause they look interesting, open your fucking mind you pleb

>>53725464
Is this a thing that people do?

>being this much of a spastic

>>53725104
>enter "hyper reality"
>look at my hand and it blows my mind
>look in the mirror and totally fucks my mind

>>53725482
get a fokken bag already i told you im a genius

>>53725566
>20k spare

my family has never had more than 400 quid """spare"" is it even spare if its gonna be spent that week or the next anyway? 7 grand when a claim came through but that was soon spent, they don't have any sort of savings

I hate being poor scum sometimes

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>>53725424
It just never ends.

>>53725566
it's just a waste of money for something that will not work in 4 years time.
I bought a second hand laptop for £150, and it'll last probably another 7 years before I need to replace it, and can do everything a fucking iPad can do, plus more

>>53725508
lolled

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before GF (August):

>on antidepressants
>lonely
>bored
>unloved
>purposeless
>hopelessly depressed

with GF (Now):

>happy
>Enjoy life
>have someone to spend my time with
>in love
>talk about anything and everything with her
>Sex on tap
>loads of new friends


Now tell me why you aren't trying to get a GF.

>You plebs wouldn't understand my quest to experience every flavour of Dorito. You have no appreciation for the finer things in life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ViOAUNuq58

me 5 years ago haha, such cringe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ1spz_hMGg
>tfw you will never finger a bird to this at the halloween disco ever again

>>53725620
i literally would but i keep saying babbit im on the ground floor it would be a Disaster

>>53725609

yes. go round a shopping centre on a saturday and find a normie who has just spent £250 on jeans and ask him what his credit card debt is. it's normal for them to be thousands under.

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/jan/17/scottish-workers-more-disposable-income-london-earners

B T F O
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>>53725624
Probably a fair bit of financial mismanagement going on 2bh.

Poor people always seem to have Sky TV for instance, it's bizarre.

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>>53725318
kek

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>>53725585
>He spends his time dreaming about eating American crisps
>He dares to call other humans plebs

>>53725671
what was the twat who made the video thinking with that font

>>53725707
>Literally nothing to spend it on in Scotland except drinking yourself to death
>somehow Londoners BTFO

>>53725707
It is cheaper to live in places no one wants to live rather than places do want to live? Fucking hell lad next you'll be saying Paris is more expensive and some rural province of France

>>53725721
wonder if he's still alive
>>53725746
>he didn't have his msn name wrote out in that font
FOAL

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Bottled my homebrew lads.

>>53725799
thats a lot of piss

>>53725657
Can't

>>53725683
>£250 on jeans
These people deserve everything they get. Jesus Christ.

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>Bottled my homebrew lads.

The /cum/ edition I have planned out haha you will all be blue with envy haha

got a real sore erection

>>53725799
wew thats a lot of piss bottles you must have severe anxiety

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>>53725657
I'm trying m8

I recognise the biggest barrier is talking to women/initiating conversation but a little part of me thinks that they will just fall from he sky and talk to me instead, and it's this little piece which overrides my common sense and discourages me from talking to women

plus I have low self-worth and believe I'm ugly even though I've had a few good-looking one night stands and two long-term semi-decent looking GFs

>>53725839
going to make the new thread before you
FOY

>>53725799
looks like piss m8

>>53725839
Get shot.

>>53725680
yeah but if it's on your windowsill anyway what's the difference?

>>53725657
Prod looks like a right wanker

I got on with the Brits in Malia though.

In 2009 when I was 13 and Minecraft was all the rage, my and my m8s unironically made a Minecraft lets play series

>one of my mates spawned in the world and got stuck in a furnace because the world wouldn't load properly, he literally stayed stuck for hours, he was playing counter strike but decided to stay in the chat
>I autism'd out and spent 10+ episodes making a huge mine, I said maybe 5 words per episode, those words were "I just found x amount of diamond"
>my m8 who was recording was just building random shit with the stone I had mined

>>53725856
>>53725818


HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUCKING FUNNY AND ORIGINAL. LADS LOLOLOLOLOLOLL

Get the fuck back to Reddit or /b/

>>53725799
why did you number then?

>>53725931
>goes to Malia

FONT

about to watch the 6th sense lasds

>>53725839
>blue with envy
lad

>>53725799
Are they varying in colour or is that just the lighting?

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>HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUCKING FUNNY AND ORIGINAL. LADS LOLOLOLOLOLOLL

>Get the fuck back to Reddit or /b/

>>53725657
i find it hard to trust other people and can get quite paranoid, scared of having my trust betrayed once again :s

>>53725935
Tom.

>>53725951
>implying

you don't have to be a FONT to go on a lads holiday mate

>>53725950
As way of working out how many there are.

>>53725979
A bit of both. The last four hadn't had any time to settle, and the light was on them a bit more which made it more obvious.

>Scouslols

liverpoop haha

>>53725657
Don't have a job

Never had one before, I imagine I'd embarrass myself. I'd rather try test the waters with a bird abroad first.

>>53726008
>imblying you don't

Abnormies wouldn't be able for a #lads holiday

>literally have 34 unread books on my shelf

fucking s m h

>>53726015
>>53726018

DID LE SLIP MAN KICK LE BALL AND SCORE LE GOAL? LE 96 DEAD AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOLOLL

Back to /sp/ you working class gobshites

>>53725657

Before GF

>not on antidepressants
>plenty of the lads to go out and bants with
>always something to do
>doing well in studies
>life is alright

with GF

>unhappy
>self medicating for depression with alcohol
>there is a mutual hatred between her friends & I
>her tastes are boring now
>sex on tap
>less expendable income

:^)

remember, I love you... I know you love me too...

I wish you didn't have to go now... write to me.

And there we go, it's 4 o'clock. Another day which has disappeared beneath me without me even noticing. It terrifies me to think that time is only going to accelerate as I get older, especially considering I'm only 20 currently.

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>>53725940

If you play Battlefield and any of the following apply to you, I hate you

>I throw incendiary grenades on armed objectives so they can't be disarmed
>I use the automatic shotgun
>I use any DMR
>I steal the helicopter and immediately crash it just to get on top of a high place
>I play Recon and I camp at the back of the map and end up with a whopping 10 - 2 k/d

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>And there we go, it's 4 o'clock. Another day which has disappeared beneath me without me even noticing. It terrifies me to think that time is only going to accelerate as I get older, especially considering I'm only 20 currently.

>>53726111
what time did you wake up?

reminder that liverpool fans caused hillsborough

reminder that they pissed on dead bodies

reminder that 96 was not enough

>>53726147

>>53726100
send me a message la x

>>53726141
>playing battlefield
>not playing Red Orchestra or Squad

You've only yourself to blame

>>53726153
Ten.

>>53726060
I turned into a massive abnormie and but still went because I was invited by old normie friends

>>53726064

I've got about 50

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>>53726081
>t. lanky twat who was always put in goals at school and was forced to use his leather trenchcoat as a goal post

>>53726168
>295 posts
pleb

>>53726168
fuck off

just spent 230 smackers on a camera WAHEY

>>53725657
>Now tell me why you aren't trying to get a GF.

Because I'm not any of the following things:

>on antidepressants
>lonely
>bored
>unloved
>purposeless
>hopelessly depressed
>a faggot

>>53726141
>battlefield

literately normie plebs the game

>>53726213

t. Watcher of the most pointless thing in the world; sport.

Enjoy worshiping jamal and the rest of the England team.

>>53726197
>friends
>having the confidence to go anywhere
you were always a normie

>>53725772
>>53725776
>london apologists

alri pakis haha

only people bad at sports play computer games

to compensate

>>53726218
>Kurt Cobain
>grunge music
>Beautiful

>>53726197
I'm obviously an abnormie too but being able to present a normie facade is the trick

>>53726284
i do both

>>53726284
I don't play either haha

>>53726213

why are ball kicking fans so easily triggered

be obedient and get in the new thread NOW!

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