Post your country's pagan gods.
>Not be catholic
Meh, dumb pagans.
>>53717575
the sun is the only true god
prove me wrong
pro tip
you cant
t. making the sun rise every day since the beginings of time
There are no statues of him
The blue sky itself is the apperance of the Tengri to all of us
>>53717575
>doesn't have a totem-like structure of multiple tiers of three-headed deities
you neopagans have been cucked by Norse neopagans
>>53717691
a mighty god indeed I see his places of worship in every mall
Not necessarily a deity, but a strong symbol.
>>53717771
Originally Ukko was a the first Finnish king, he united the European tribes to fight some ancient evil. He also founded most of the capitals around Europe. He rode a white bear called Tapio into battle.
>>53717575
Romans destroyed everything about them.
>>53719189
Did Bethesda made Talos after him?
>>53717575
>paganism
ayy lel
>>53717680
>worshiping the jewish god
Do you even have pride?
>>53719194
I'm a Catholic, but I'd still fuck the shit out of that thing.
Who cares about fucking indios pagan ""gods"" lmao
>>53719189
He united Finns to fend off the norsemen who started to spread from central europe to scandinavia.
>>53717758
and a little reminder that Tengri is more ancient than most of your pagan gods
>worshiping anything other than the Sun
TOP
FUCKING
KEK
Who gives you warmth and life?
THE SUN
Who lets you see during the day?
THE FUCKING SUN
Who has never left you unlike your deadbeat father, and who has never sexually abused you like your mother?
THAT'S RIGHT, THE SUN
>>53717575
>paganism
kill yourself faggot
>>53722026
Says the person in a country full of hindus
>>53722000
>Who gives you warmth and life?
water
>Who lets you see during the day?
eyes? we cant see at night?
>Who has never left you
but sun left us every night
>>53717575
Romans destroyed everything about other Italic tribes' gods desu
>>53717575
OP's pic looks like this
>>53717575
>>53722086
they will be purged soon
WE WUZ KELT UN SHIT
>>53722000
praise the meme or actual edgelord?
>>53722316
I just posted old Arab pagan "gods". That doesn't mean I'm a pagan stupid ass.
>>53722000
I welcome our overlord the Sun. Is moon considered a heathen god of the same series, or is he daughter of Sun?
WE WUZ AYYLIENS N SHIT
>>53717575
Christianity is intolerance itself.
>>>53722260
too lazy to search
tell us about these three
>>53722188
>implying
WE WUZ HOMOS BEING CHARGED BY BULLS N SHIET
>>53722604
Lat = Morning
Uzza = Evening
Manat = Night
>>53722026
>Believes in Caste System until nowdays
>>53717575
WE
>>53722000
>sun
Why worship a thing that hides most of a year, and is pain in the ass for the rest of it?
>>53723168
Is that a turk?
>>53722729
OK but what's the story
Did they into sex
>>53723322
It took me 50 seconds to get it, god I'm retarded.
Almost universal amongst indigenous Australians are mythologies about immense serpents of many colors that are responsible for bringing water to the world. They live in great underground waterholes and move from one waterhole to the next, shaping the earth as they go.
>>53723461
They control time.
I'm not into mythology
>>53717575
The abos in my area have some kind if sky father. This is supposed ro be a picture of hi.
>>53722260
Based Salman Rushdie
We still celebrate Cвeтoвид/Svetovid
Vidovdan, most sacred day in Serbia.
>>53722000
>2016
>worshipping thermonuclear reactions
The sun is impressive and necessary for us, indeed. But worshipping it as a god or something is a very bizarre idea.
>>53723584
ayy
>>53723490
Some semi-related mythology.
In the Hebrew mythology what you are looking at is the immense bow of a warrior god who leads a heavenly army against the enemies of Israel, called Yahweh. With it he shoots bolts of lightning down at his enemies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c44lB1nYjI&feature=iv&src_vid=FrZRIW87eWI&annotation_id=annotation_713782931
>>53717734
>>53722000
>>53723584
>The abos in my area have some kind if sky father
Not only Abos. The idea of that sky father is present in a lot of religions. The names Zeus, Jupiter and Tiwaz/Týr for example are related to the "original" sky father.
>Dyēus/Dyēus Ph2tēr (literally "sky father") is the god of the day-lit sky and the chief god of the Indo-European pantheon
>Later figures etymologically connected with Dyeus:
>In Greek mythology Zeus
>In Roman mythology Jupiter
>In Historical Vedic religion Dyauṣ Pitār
>Germanic Tīwaz (known as Týr in Old Norse)
>Indo-Aryan deva
>Celtic e.g. Gaulish Dēuos, Scottish Gaelic dia, Welsh duw
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proto-Indo-European_religion
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyaus_Pita
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyeus
>>53719189
karhu/otso = odseh = odeh = odin
>>53724438
WE WUZ INDIANS N SHIT
>>53724636
Original Indo-Iranians(Sintashta-Andronovo) were closer to Europeans than to smelly pooinloos.
>>53724636
No, we were Proto-Indo-Europeans "n shit". Indians were just one of the first who experienced the cultural enrichment tour.
>>53719427
Shut up kike
>>53725303
proto-teuton scum
>>53722026
D E S I G N A T E D
>>53725303
What do you mean "cultural enrichment".
>>53725303
No, you weren't. Corded Ware developed in Poland from Yamna components. Corded Ware holocausted your Funnelbeaker culture of Anatolian shitskins and used the women as baby making machines. Indo-Iranians don't come from that branch though, they come from Yamna who went to Balkans and then back to the steppe with Anatolian DNA.
Finno-Ugrics Corded Ware ancestors, the Fatyanovo-Balanovos came from Poland/Lithuania and had less neolithic admix. Later on they switched to Volosovo peoples language.
>>53725529
>t. pekka barbossa
>>53717575
Spanking all the way.
Good smack on the cheeks is now considered a virtue.
praise tengri
>>53725428
Pic related.
Iberians got enriched aswell by Indo-European Celts, Greeks and Visigoths later. But that was another migration period.
>>53725586
desu it's better to be 90% proto-Lithuanian than a German
>>53725755
respond to the fingolian otherwise he wins
>>53717575
our famous pagan god
lel and polel
>>53726030
Howdy my Turkish servants, check it out, I'm made of gold!
t.Atatürk
>>53719427
>lel
>not vay
are you even jew?
I have this thing in my house, I don't know what the fuck that thing is but it looks badass.
>>53726359
lel, they are always golden colored especially in official buildings like schools etc. I guess they are trying to make it cool or something. It would be more cool if they made edible versions of him and give little kids in the schools like ancient worshippers
>>53717575
>mfw no abos in my province
>mfw no pagan gods
That's probably as close as it gets.
Asherah was though to be the God's wife and shit like that.
Our country's pagan god
>>53727137
And this is our real orthodox god
>>53723168
AAYYY
>>53725529
>Corded Ware holocausted your Funnelbeaker culture of Anatolian shitskins and used the women as baby making machines
>Finno-Ugrics Corded Ware
I am not even denying that the old Europeans got enriched by the Corded Ware culture. We are mixed. But the Corded Ware culture was not Finno-Ugric.
>Indo-Iranians don't come from that branch though, they come from Yamna who went to Balkans and then back to the steppe with Anatolian DNA.
The Yamna culture is a possible origin of the Indo-European languages. We are speaking an Indo-European language, not Finno-Ugric.. and we still follow certain Indo-European traditions.
Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image, neither shall ye set up any image of stone in your land, to bow down unto it
>>53717575
paganism (everything not Catholic) is for subhumans, but this is a representation of one of the phony beings the indians cucks used to worship before being persuaded to follow the right path.
>>53717758
>>53726588
That's cool
How much does that chocolate bar cost?
>WE WUZ VIKINGS 'N SHEIT
In reality it was probably more like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVGImjFwlRw for 99% of the population, house gods and landwights and shit.
Although I'm pretty sure even the Natives don't worship them anymore, the Great Spirit is the prevalent natural paganism (other than that bullshit Wicca which is just muh heritage mixed with some SJW faggotry). The Great Spirit was essentially an animistic belief which maintained that making spiritual connections with the land and earth itself was a goal.
One of the most prevalent figures in Native American religion was that of the Thunderbird, which was a legendary creature that was said to cause thunder when its wings beat. They may have been based on the Bald Eagle, which is why eagles' feathers often are used to make certain tribes' headdresses.
>>53727745
I didn't fucking claim they were Finno-Ugric.
Finno-Ugric languages have a Fatyanovo-Balanovo substrate which Samoyedic languages don't. They essentially don't exist without the Corded Ware in Russia.
The change from IE to FU was most likely peaceful since Volosovo and Balanovo individuals were living together and buried together. You can read about Volosovo by searching it on Google books.
We are not Indo-European but at the same time we have a high fraction of Indo-European DNA.
It's time for some pagan shit now?
>>53728753
>>53728806
>>53723168
ayylamo
>>53728753
Louhi = Sami witch
Pohjola = Finland
Kalevala = Estonia
Its the story of baltic finnic setlement of Finland. It parallels with the Estonian Kalevipoeg mythos about the sons of the great Kalewa who builds settlements in the land beyond the northern sea.
>>53722000
The Japs do.
see this sun goddess >>53727427
>>53728601
>We are not Indo-European but at the same time we have a high fraction of Indo-European DNA.
The rest of the DNA being Mongolian.
>>53722000
You aren't George Carlin, Bill
http://www.sssscomic.com/
Lightly related to the topic.
>>53730899
>http://www.sssscomic.com/
>Lightly related to the topic.
While okay comic, not really.
>>53730960
Paganism goes hand in hand with mythology and there is mythology in the comic, so lightly related.
today and forever the Many-Faced God
>>53731127
>he doesn't know about Huitzilopochtli
>>53731242
t.chicano
>>53729188
>Two Finnic epics.
>One landcup.
>>53725183
Neat, does it still produce acorns?
>not being an atheist
IT'S
Why did Europeans switch from Indian religion (indo-european paganism) to Jewish religion?
Can't they come up with something original?
Our real pagan gods.
Our pagan gods are the original ones
>>53732331
I believe so
Cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1qdU1JnSpc
>>53733214
>>53732934
Original gods, do not steal
>>53734833
Steal like you've done with the bolivian scape to sea?
>>53732934
Pretty stupid that they're anthropomorphised when in reality the native religions were animistic.
>>53732598
Because Christians beat it into them.
>>53717691
i sacrifice my health for tee, oh might McDonald
shall my offerings and thy high collesterol regalia save many youngsters from cancer
>>53731323
I'm a white with anglo/celtic ancestry, ya dirty spic.
>>53732388
>>53717575
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>>53731127
Literally nignog voodoo-tier
>>53722000
Exactly
>>53722277
POO
>>53736509
OUR GOD IS THE SUN
OUR COUNTRY NAME IS THE SUN
OUR FLAG IS THE SUN
ALL LIFES CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THE SUN
>>53727427
>the sun
>not a patriarch
>have a city named after the Slavic god - Veles
>it's not our capital
>>53736758
I thought you praised the squarey doors.
mars was a roman deity before they adopted ares from the greeks, he wasn't the deity of war as far as i remember though
>>53736913
Its population is 43,716. How the hell is that supposed to be your capital? Just for the novelty of having an irrelevant god in your capital name? Who cares?
If you want to be a neopagan that is fine but come on, you can't want to move your capital to some irrelevant podunk tiny town just because it has the name "Veles" in it.
>>53738931
Yes. I want Alexander fags btfo and suffer in misery.