>you will never be an unduly excited American >you will

I've never done that desu.

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>>53707717
Watching a UFC fight at a friends house after many beers.

Feels good man

>>53707717
I love being overly patriotic in public

It used to be ironic but I don't know if it is anymore

>>53707717
you guys dont have football teams or anything?

everyone loses their mind here when the football worldcup is around

>>53707717
Every day anon. I wake up to the star spangled banner.

>>53707864
>It used to be ironic but I don't know if it is anymore
This is the most accurate description of being patriotic I ever heard. I bought american flag short shorts and panted a flag on my chest for a college party to be ironic but I've never felt so alive

>>53707717
Patriotism here has be one reflexive. It just feels sort if hollow and meaningless at this point, like nobody knows what they're really shouting for.

>>53707717
people who hero worship politicians honestly scare me. They are cheering for a person who is willing to lie to there face, cover things up, and break laws just to get the power to pass laws and control people's lives. Yet people look up to them as leaders.

>>53707886
We do, but I don't consider it kosher. Only cheering for ski jumpers is truly in the national spirit.

>>53707777
Nice quads btw

>>53707717
Every time I watch a football game (Real football not that fag shit you guys call football)

>>53707717
I don't outwardly express my patriotism.

And politicians in particular don't deserve any applause.

>>53708135
>cheering in one minute intervals

must be anticlimactic desu

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>>53707777
>those sevens going unchecked
/int/ is a shameful board

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>>53708135
>he unironically watches hand-egg

>>53708203
You're deluding yourself if you don't think watching a man try to outrun 12 300 pound niggers trying to crush him isn't entertaining. Better than watching a ball get passed around for 30 minutes with no one scoring.

>>53707717
Only once.
>2008 olympics
>France shit talking American swim team
>America places gold and beats France
I let out a hearty "WHOOO!"

just now me and my dad were screaming "RUN LARRY RUN!" at the TV and when the Cardinals won the game we started chanting "A-Z A-Z FUCK GREEN GAY!" with beer spilling everywhere

i've never done anything like that before and I feel ashamed now

>>53708011
>>53708213
thx guys.

too bad they couldn't be sexts.

>>53707717
Fuk u for talking shit when Slovenia doesn't have a president, an army, or pop tarts

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>>53708500
>sweetened crackers

>you will never be an American parading through the streets and celebrating when you find out bin laden was shot dead

>>53708260
>12

>>53707717
Honestly didn't realize that other countries didn't do this regularly.

>>53708585
I have the newspaper I bought that day right next to me in a drawer.

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At every sporting event ever....

At a trump rally i went to.

Concerts...

Uhm, almost any get together really.

And plus i was in the military for four years so i got plenty of it in there as well..

>>53707717
Rock concerts

Why is int trying to convince me to not be happy?

>>53708675
Cause every memer should try to be like a Finn in every possible way.

>>53707991
>Slovenian high jumpers
Life is worth living, Janez. You are loved.

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>>53708585
iktf
I remember seeing that on TV and being jelly as fuck I wasn't in a city where everyone got to go crazy for one night

>>53708585
>>53708714
I thought that it was sort of morbid that they were celebrating his death desu.

>>53708714
desu, nobody cared that much.
I think people were surprised how much they didn't give a shit. The US had moved on.

>>53708696
Finns aren't as bad as the Dutch. Those swamp nigs are just downright vicious when it comes to le fake American happiness memeing.

>>53708752
Kek, good try lad. I remember watching the news that day and people in the US we're going nuts

>>53708781
USA
USA
USA

>>53708585
>I was in tgi fridays
>all of a sudden clapping and chanting is heard through the streets
>everyone yelling USA USA USA
>check phone and see bin ladens is dead
>join the crowd after meal
I got really drunk that night

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>>53708736
>>53708714
The American psyche screams for the blood of vengeance and cares not for our pitiful moral quibblings of how they attain it.

>>53708283
Only once? Shit, I remember that. They won by the skin of their teeth. Feels good cheering for your team. I don't understand why the rest of the world doesn't do it, or at least doesn't do it more.

And I'm not jaded and contrarian enough to not cheer for things like this.

>>53708912
I thought it was kinda morbid too but I guess it wouldn't bother me as much as a non-human life. Did you guys celebrate when you got revenge on those emus?

>>53708983
>when you got revenge on those emus?
>implying we ever got revenge
>implying I can talk about such things freely and without consequence

>>53708736
>>53708983
>I thought that it was sort of morbid

>killing the man who did 9/11 is wrong
>being happy that a threat to our freedom(tm) was eliminated is a bad thing

I unironically listen to this every week:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpH5L8zCtSk

I also have a playlist of patriotic American songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5mmFPyDK_8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyHV96_z4ek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecIVIFLo0uE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzRhFH5OyHo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3W_c1ATTF0

>>53709017
This. I would have been the most American American on the streets that day, had I been born American

>>53708752
I honestly felt nothing.

That being said, my life was barely affected by 9/11 other than some discussions about it.

I don't even remember that day, and I wasn't that young.

>>53709061
>being this apathetic

Jesus

>>53709043
I thought we'd stop doing dumb shit in the middle east, so I was happy. I was young and fairly uninformed.

>you will never be passionate American soccer fan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv4SpjMinlQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG-jMjvnua8

>>53708912
America is instilled with a very tribalistic mindset. Western Europe is far more tame and orderly... we see where that has gotten them

>>53709033
>Yankee Doodle
>tfw it brings back those Loony Toons feels from childhood

God bless, anon.

>>53709391
You can move here, ya know. Just make sure you have good job prospects and a plan.

too many times to count

once a week at least

during the 2014 world cup i stood up with 10 other americans at a bar in germany and sang the national anthem as loud as possible

>>53708752
what? it was a pretty huge deal people lost their shit for like 5 years it completely changed the trajectory of our country. i was 11 when it happened and i remember being scared everytime i heard or saw a plane for like 2 years.

>>53709450
americans overseas can be so gross

so can aussies but whatever

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>>53709516
yeah we're pretty annoying.
Thank god Chinese tourists exist to surpass us in this

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>>53709568
>the leaning Mona Lisa of Madrid

>>53709568
The French have had us beat for years now.

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>>53709611
But we do have paid vacation in America.

>>53709682
The Euros who drew it must not have known.
...
I didn't know either

>>53709707
Shit nigga you do know if you don't use it you lose it right?

>>53709033
>>>/r/cringe

>>53709764
>history
>cringe

>>53709682
We don't have government mandated paid vacation so it doesn't count to the serfs across the pond.

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>that cunt who doesn't stand when God save the Queen is playing