How many times do you masturbate per week? I'll start 21

i don't count
more than once a day though

4-7

12-18 times

I used to do 30 times when I was 14

Where do you guys keep your your stuff?

I mean, 21 times a day. That's an awful lot of cum to get rid of.

>>53667412
Depends.

This week I've been busy so only 2 times.

>>53668223
Tissue -> toilet = problem is solve

21-30 times per week

Twice a day mostly so 14 times a week
I need help and no I won't do NoFap

>>53668223
I have a quite crusty towel which I have been using for months.

>>53667412
So much that I some days forget doing it.

>>53667412
usually I just wait till the weekend and do it on off during weekend nights
started no fap though.
heard it give you testosterone for muscle growth and such

>>53668686
kek

fapping increases your testosterone level

>>53669221
what? then what are the benefits of no fap?

>>53669262
Maybe teaching yourself self-discipline but there are plenty of other ways to do that

>>53667412
this seems fake as hell

2-3.

>>53667412
>Prefers
No. They're just okay with it.

>>53669262
none scientifically, fapping is actually improving your immune system, physical and mental health - there is no difference between masturbating and sex for the organism

it's just fapping is associated with being a loser

When alone, average of 5 times a day so 35, when with GF, 0.

>>53669442
actually i've seen studies that shows it peaks at day 7 of no fap but then reduces afterwards, so the best course of action is to fap every 7 days

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>>53669442
>there is no difference between masturbating and sex for the organism
Except there is.
Your brain release different chemicals during sex than jerking off like a little shit. Also how can it improve immune system if you're literally making your organism weaker by depleting the fluids and making body work harder to make another? Are you dumb or polish intellectual?

You're just trying to justify being a little bitchboi.

>>53669581
Don't listen to this retard. He's trying to justify his addiction.

Jerking off isn't healthy nor isn't natural.

>>53669787
how does that stone not tear up the urethra?

>>53669787
I'd eat that

>>53669787
>Your brain release different chemicals during sex than jerking off like a little shit.
i don't see how that could be possible

around three times a day so 21

>>53669949
It is. During sex you're with another human being.

During jerking off, You're alone, watching Israeli brain weapon used against Palestinians in 1990.

>>53669787
Someone please reverse image that for me. That can't be a kidney stone, I have no clue what it is, and I can't RI search on my blackberry for some reason

>>53670048
already did and it is

>>53669850
surgery I think, they only let you piss out the smaller ones

>>53670007
maybe if you're in love. not if its a random hookup though

once-twice per week,sometimes once per 2 weeks
my balls start to hurt a little bit after i cum gallons

>>53670147
That's how I know you never had sex.

>>53670208
not with people I love but I have had sex.

>>53670285
Act of cumming is the same. Act of "pre-orgasm" isn't.

It's complicated. After all it's human body.

Once a week on weekend
if I fap on weekday, I tend to be tired easily on the next day I fap.

a random amount
usually about 20+

i've had 9 wanks in one day before

>>53669442
Wodek is right.

Fapping is healthy.

What can be unhealthy though, is watching too much porn.

2 or 3 times times a day at most.
After that my dick gets sore.

>>53667412
Like 3-4 max.

Tfw 4 inches. Oh well. Better than 3

>>53667412
~9

>>53667412
1-2

>>53667412
21

1 per a week at best. the much quantity of seamen looks greater.

>>53667412
Recently I masturbated in the toilets on the train, and once at work too. It's getting too bad now

0 per week. Currently attempting No Fap 2016 just for fun.

I used to fap 21 times per week.

>>53667412
>>53667893
this

>>53667893
this

>>53668223
one of the socks from yesterday usually, which then becomes the sock from the day before, then the week before, and eventually it usually goes in the bin

paper towels are probably cheaper but idc

My dick is 5.5 inch :(

10-14 I guess

>>53668223
I cum over the shower tray, wipe the cum up with tissue and put it down the loo, then hose the shower down to clean.

>>53667412
>this chart claims women want big dicks
>countless other sources claim women are afraid of big dicks and are satisified with regular dicks
>other other sources claim that women dont care how big dicks are

whole fucking internet is a lie.

also I masturbate 2-5 time a week.

>>53673756
Women don't actually like dicks

>>53673788
They don't like yours. Others are fine

>>53673756
underage and short girlsi with thin hips don't like big.

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>>53673896
Mine is a shit desu, it's probably 6 inch or so, but my erections are soft thanks to pills, and when I needed it to work on my 18th bday it didn't.

>>53674043
what pills

>>53674113
Beta blockers

>tfw still beta

Atleast 20-25 times a week. I usually don't clean up after and wipe my hand on something around me.

>>53674153
What condition do you have?

>>53667893
this

>>53674193
No idea, heart just goes really fast for no reason and I get palpitations.

Just reminded me that I need to book an ECG to see if there's something wrong with my heart.

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>>53674153
>Beta blockers
United in anxiety.

>>53674158
I heard someone wipe it on a cat.

>>53674249
It's probably not. Stop taking these bullshit pills.

I had the same shit and one doctor said that I have arrhythmia. Turns out, I have healthy hearth and those palpitations are just natural heart cramps.

>>53674268
>tfw before when I was seeing the doctor was heart rate was 130 and my bp was 180 over something

I could calm down mentally but heart would still race.

The pills are helping quite a bit desu.

1-3, it varies. I sometimes edge for hours though

>>53673983
you're russian lad where's the proofs?

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3

>>53674325
>bullshit pills

They're helping with the palpitations as well as anxiety, I don't see how those are bullshit.

Finding out I have 'natural heart cramps' wouldfn't make them go away either.

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7
Every night

>>53668223
Do you collect cum?

>>53673756
>be virgin
>have 7 inch penis with 6-7 inch girth
>look at charts, graphs, etc
>think im a bit above average at best
>meet current girlfriend and be the biggest she's ever had
>that looks like it would hurt
It's all bs, no extreme is enjoyable whether big or small

I think most people fail to realize the people in those studies aren't people from their city/area but randoms

0.25-0.5

>>53674580
same here

sometimes when I'm super horny we can't fuck in certain positions because it hurts her

>>53674509
lies
gurls don't masturbate

and collecting cum is literally /r9k/ tier, only the biggest autists do that

>>53667412
1-2, if that. Is that bad?

>virgins prenetd they have big dicks and regularly get laid ITT
wew

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>>53675162
>gurls don't masturbate
Wanna check?

I usually jerk off like.. I dont know, 5 times a day. I dont even use towels or tissues, I just cum in my underpants. My gf knows this and she says the smell turns her on, obviously I never go into public before I take a shower and completely change, but if my day doesnt require me going anywhere I just cum in my underpands... you only yolo once ayy lmao.

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>>53667412
I only ever masturbate when I take a shit, just sorta let it all out in one sitting

>>53667412

Currently no fap so haven't done it in 9 days so far. Already getting wet dreams

>>53675365
Yes please

>>53675498
I stopped doing that, kind of worried I'd subconsiously start to connect sexual stimulation with shit and that's a road I don't want to go down

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>>53675579
Come here

>>53673756
Based on my experience, men care more about dicks than women, and even like them more. That's why there is so much futa porn.

>>53675637
you're freaking me out f.am, maybe I should find another way

I do it 2 times a week, but I edge for 3 hours every day, stop for an hour, takes about 30 mins to bust the biggest load
Also; 23cm benis ama

>>53667893
this

1-2 times max, gf takes care of the rest

Before gf maybe 10 times a week

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>>53675712
I wish i could, mia ragazza

14

>>53675921
PROOF OF 9 INCH DICK

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>>53676023

>>53667893
this

almost everyday so about 6 times a week

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>>53676123
S-stop tempting me

Every day before I go to bed.

>>53667412
Every day when I wake up

>>53669787
>Also how can it improve immune system if you're literally making your organism weaker by depleting the fluids and making body work harder to make another?
Do you say the same about someone going for a piss? Stale, dead semen is garbage the body doesn't need or want, that's why if you don't fap for too long it gets released automatically during your sleep.

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>>53676303

>>53673610
But that's considered good in your country so why does it matter? Just stay in your country and you'll be fine.

>>53667412
Really depends on how busy I am. Sometimes I can only manage to do it 1-2 times a week

Usually twice a day unless I've been shagging, so I'll say 14 as a lower number

>>53676314
This so 7 times

>>53673756
It's safe to say women like bigger dicks, but there is a limit. Hitting a woman's cervix with your prick is a one way ticket to having them curl up into a ball because of pain. I once dated a girl who almost puked from the pain. That said, there are some weirdos who enjoy that feeling of a man jabbing at it.

Probably 3 or 4 times a week

Sometimes it goes up a lot, but that's never consistent.

>>53676409
W-what are your fetishes ?

How can you guys masturbate more than once a day?

>>53680554
I usually wait for 10 minutes, drink a little bit of water, and proceed again

>>53675921
Calling bullshit on everything unless you prove it.

Usually once or twice a week , unless getting too addicted to hentai and fap a lot.
I fap in Wednesday to release a little bit of stress and saturday during sauna evening

>>53681632
You fap in the sauna?

I get horny as hell over lewd images and since I spend all my days on 4chan where even the blue boards constantly get lewd shit I can't help myself but masturbate around 7-13 times a day

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>>53667893
this

>>53681873
fap in sauna and finish off in shower

>>53667893

this

>>53675637
same

>>53673756
The truth is none of them are proper studies.
Women have their individual tastes and anything that's too big or small Is probably a downside, but too big has an exciting novelty factor to some.
I don't see women refusing your dick once you've gotten to the point of whipping it out , unless it's really freakish

>>53667412
4 or 5 times

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Depends on how busy I am, around 12-20 I guess?

>>53669262
Autistic sense of satisfaction

>implying women know what a "big" or "small" penis is

everyone they hook up with is going to say they're 7 or 8 inches

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0S642NtHtE

You may be the champions of Jerk Offs, but can you dare beat off this guy?

>>53682968
Do you just sit infront of the PC and masturbate all day long?

>>53667893
this

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>>53683107
see?

>>53683117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh93pguL00A

>>53683185
I'm "lännen nopein". It doesn't take that long

>>53676409
Do you use toys?

>>53667412
14-20 a week

2 or 3, i'd rather play videogames desu

>>53680554
Once before bed, once in the morning

>>53667893
this

3 times a week on average
usually between 2-7

>>53682968
>phimosis
Cut > uncut

>>53674332
I just smoke pot

>>53675637
Yeah, same here. I did it a few times, but then that very concern crossed my mind.
Fuck it, I'll flush twice to avoid accidentally getting into scat.

At least the very least 17 times

Does masturbating into girls vagina counts?

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>>53667412
because women have a twat that can stretch to take a babies head. A fist is too small for a chick with a bucket that's the size of a bucket

>>53686495
You're doing it wrong.

Unless you're Catholic.

>>53686595
Whats different about Catholics? I see then occationally, nothing wrong about them

>>53680554
not closing out of all your porn tabs then seeing it again later and getting bonr

>>53668223
im not circumcised so i can take a lot of cum into the foreskin when i choke it on the very top.
It stays there untill i get up and release it on the carpet and go over it with my sock a few times so that it doesnt look wet.
Sometimes i leave it and try not to move too much so that i dont spill it all in my pants but most of the times i do

>>53668223
I just cum all over myself, I really don't see why you people waste socks and ruin towels let alone even fucking get up from your chair and ruin the post fap euphoria just to go clean yourself up.

>>53668223
I hold it with my foreskin when I cum (i'm not jew) and release it in the toilette

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0-0 a week. Serious. I don't masturbate anymore but sometimes I do have wet dreams.

Do you want to know why? I used to do it close to 20 times a week but when I met Jesus, that went away quickly.

>>53668223
on myself
then clean it

>>53686903
literally this.

i hold it in my dick and then go to the bathroom

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>>53667412
Anybody else have trouble cumming during sex but fapping is easy af?

It's extremely embarrassing desu. Last time I fugged though I didn't fap for three days then I busted but I only lasted like 3min. I hope I wasn't disappointing.

>>53686557
That is the nastiest vag i've ever seen.

Look at the size of her piss hole. What the fuck.

>>53686903
>>53687913
>>53687240
How the fuck can you pull the foreskin while hard? What the fuck.

>>53688074
this

>>53688170
>look at the size of her piss hole

She's probably one of those nasty slags who are into female urethral sounding. Gross shit.

>>53687827
But Jesus is dead.

>>53668223
When I'm about to cum, I put toilet paper/tissue over my head. That stops the cum from flying everywhere and I just mop up the rest with the dry parts of the tissue. Then I put it in the toilet, piss out the remaining cum from my pipes and flush it all away. Absolutely no mess and no trace of me doing it.

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>tfw no foreskin
>like most other guys in the US I got jewed out of it at birth
>glans is always irritated due to lack of protection
>getting erections is painful because of skin fusions

I hope foregen.org gets their act together so I can be whole again. Fuck this gay earth.

>>53668223
>a lot of cum
Bullshit. It's buckets for the first three times. Then goes down to merely drops, sometimes even none for the rest of the day.

>>53688457
You pull it when soft, do you still have an erection after cumming?

>>53667893
3-6 per week
i used to fap like 20 times per week, now im lucky if i manage to fap 5 or 6 times, mostly because i need 100% privacy to fap correctly since i take a lot of time fapping. That means having the flat for myself, and that doesn't happen too often.

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>>53667412
0.

I'm avoiding masturbating this year to get over PIED and only have done it once because I had a ton of pressure built up in my balls and it was abs that day.

Haven't fapped in 10 days.

If I'm busy once a day in the morning. When there is fuck all to do and I'm alone probably 3 times a day.

Anyone get super horny the morning after drinking?

>>53688690
>glans is always irritated due to lack of protection
Try wearing underwear you dumb nigger

>>53689003
>le nofap cultist

0-1.

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>>53689405
>wanted to reset your body and live a normal life
Fuck off Canadacuck

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>>53690073
>porn is the reason I'm a basement dwelling loser
nice memes fag

people who conitinue to masturbate go crazy

14 times a week.

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>>53688074
I've only cum from sex four times, three of those bareback. I geniuely cried with joy the first time it happend, it felt like no orgasm I had ever had before. Most partners said it doesn't bother them, but I had to call it off with a fwb because she became so flustered by it.

I feel like less of a man because it. I'm so afraid of when my girlfriend and I settle down we'll have to uae artifical insemination because I can't cum like a proper man.

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>>53690193
>>53690193
>the Canadacuck will try to stay relevant by resorting to name calling. Meanwhile, his mother is fucking Mr. Chang for quarters at his laundromat
>you tried

>>53688074
Idk never had sex, but I would guess I would cum quick since during fapping it takes around a minute or two depending on when I last fapped. If it's the second or more time in a day, then it can take up to 3-4 minutes.

0-1 times.
It's been this way all my life. Doesn't matter if I'm single or not.
When I am in a relationship I have sex about 5 times a week.
Does this mean I am inferiour?

>>53667893
This, 2-4 times per week is what doctors advise as well.

>>53668223
Fleshlight + Lube + Moisturising Wipes = shoebox

Wash it out in soapy water after use and life will never be the same again

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>>53667412
>How many times do you masturbate per week?

Between 4 and 10 times, I guess?
Mostly 5-6. Its my go to sleeping pill.

>>53689364
I wear two layers of compression shorts and my fucked up shit still hurts you stupid canuck.

>>53690950
I had the same fear because i cummed as fast as you did while fapping,but sex works not the way that fap does. When i fucked my woman the first time i was sweating a lot and it was like running maraphon and it distracted me so i couldn't cum that fast and she was satisfied. Don't worry about this much

Has anyone else jerked their cock dry? I can't remember the last time I went more than a waking hour without masturbating. No real cum comes out anymore. Just a very very thin drip of sticky stuff that seems like precum, even when I have the most powerful orgasms such as when fucking a fleshlight a cycling washing machine w a vibrator in my ass. Fucking nothing. I miss it. How do I get it back without stopping the bate? Is it possible?
I am a 21 year old male and have masturbated all day every day since I was 15.

>>53667412
two to three times a day
fun fact: I have a gf and also have a proper sex life but can't stop masturbating.

>>53692455

No, you can only produce so quickly.

>>53667412
6 tiimes a week.

1.3 / day on average

>>53667412
14
twice a day everyday
>>53668223
towel

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>tfw prolonged ejaculation
>Can't fap
>Can't orgasm during sex unless i edge for hours
>Sex is a part time job for me just to enjoy it

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>Thread about wanking...
>Literally about 3 pics worth wanking too....

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>>53693714
Well people are just discussing how much they wank, not what they wank to

0.5 times a week maybe

>>53691258
man I wanted one of those but I have a philosophical problem with spending 100e on a jack off device

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>>53693864
Granted, but...

4-5 times a week - can be difficult getting privacy in a house with my wife and 2 kids...

>>53694183

How about spending 100e on two dates with a girl who doesn't even fuck you?

>>53681632
sounds really unhealthy to fap in a sauna srsly
but I see no problems if you do it gentle and relaxed

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>>53693864
This mainly

>>53694659
it's not a pragmatic thing. I just don't like the message it sends to myself

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>>53694557
Why do you fap so much even though you have a wife? I never understood this kind of thing

>>53694766
As soon as you get married and have kids, sex life goes to zero.

Plus sex is an effort sometimes, i'd rather have a wank than bad sex. Much easier, quicker and it's a guaranteed cum.

>>53669949
Same way your brain releases hormones when you hug someone

>>53667412
4

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>>53694766
Actually good question
>we both work, and are obviously raising 2 kids
>life is busy.
>work, school, study (for me), kids to and from school/extracurricular
You get my gist.
We don't often get time to ourselves - usually end of the day, and that's usually debriefing about today or talking about what's to be done tomorrow.
We don't have "date nights" etc. as we have limited support from family for babysitting.

Sex is when we have the house to ourselves, aren't dog fucking tired and don't have something else on our minds needing to be done that's distracting us - asyou can imagine, all of those things lining up isn't a really frequent thing.
>that's not to say we aren't imaginative and spontaneous... - the bj I got in the car on Wed last week as we went to pick the kids up was superb!

>>53694889
>Much easier, quicker and it's a guaranteed cum.
Very much what this guy said.

>>53667412
In the 14-21 range.

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>3d
I can't even get hard to this hideous shit anymore, and neither should you.
Step up your game already.

>>53695441
funny, as a teen I used to fap to 2D almost exclusively but I'm almost completely off it now

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>>53694889
>>53695217
Oh i see
Married life seems kinda weird Tbh, i don't think i could ever endure it

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>>53695521
It's not all doom and gloom - you just have to make sacrifices, that's the cost of having a family and a busy, fulfilling life
Trust me, the pros most definitely out weigh the cons.
Bear in mind that I'm in my 40's - any single man going around fucking random grills in his 40's like he did in his 20's just looks sad lonely and desperate.

>>53688526
He rose from the dead brah

>>53686979
THIS

THANK YOU BASED FINLAND

>>53670771
what a dick

>>53698988
>>53670771
>what a wanker

fxd that for you m8.

>>53669787
look like kryptonite

>>53667412
Probably 3 on average

>>53695501
I usually alternate between 3D and 2D but lately I've just been going with 3D thanks to college

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>>53688690
>tfw semi-circumsized
>have some sort of artificial phimosis
>erections painful because of tight foreskin
>all of this on top of disgusting gnarly scar

>I hope foregen.org gets their act together
you and me both

oh and also
>tfw chapped dick during this whole cold, dry winter
>Fuck this gay earth
and fuck this jew country, honestly

>>53696038
>40-something year old guy on 4chan
How did that happen?

>>53688457
Phimosis

>>53678147
You don't want to know

4-15 times

>>53701886
I do

>>53701886
Have you ever let your dog fuck you
A lot of girls on 4chan seem to be into that

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>>53702091
you know its not a girl right
unless they can vocaroo it's always some guy baiting people

>>53667893
Once a day, keeps the doctor away

>>53688457
You have to get yourself a jew cock because you have
>>53700892
this.
It's terrible for masturbating but you will feel a lot more during sex.
Your foreskin is naturally supposed to glide over your glans. Must feel great but neither of us two will have this pleasure.

>>53700825
Been here since the birth of my youngest (04).

A man's gotta have some outlet/entertainment. Is it sad or funny that this place is one of mine?

>>53667412
1-2 times per day, 3 on a good day

>>53695441
>jerking to 2d
ultimate autist.

>>53702390
>Has a 12 year old

Do you split time on the family computer? He goes to /b/ and you go to /int/?

>>53702024
Almost everything hentai

>>53702091
In the summer I sleep in my underwear and in the morning he gets on the bed and licks my back to wake me up, I let him do it because it's very pleasant, when he licks the neck behind the ears I melt like butter in the sun, that's all

>>53702191
>forever some guy baiting people
I'm ok with this

Depends
This week it's 8 times already, because I'm pretty stressed out. The weeks before it wasn't even twice

>>53674325
You are a credit to the stereotype that polacks are fucking retarded.

>>53702626
She has her own (computer) - all of the comps in house are in central area where everyone can see what's going on (thank fuck for thumbnails).
No fucking way she'd go on 4chinz - I raised her better than that.

>>53667412
2

>>53702797
>all of the comps in house are in central area where everyone can see what's going on

y tho

if you have a male kid he's going to need some privacy to do his own thing when puberty hits him.

>>53702715
>it's 8 times already, because I'm pretty stressed out.

iktf

when I am super stressed out I can fap up to 4 times a day.

Does anyone else here have the ability to keep their jizz from coming out when cumming?, i've been able to do it since i've found out my peepee has other uses then just peeing.
The 3 girls i've been with so far think it's weird as fuck and i've even been as far to aks my male friends if it's really that weird and they all think i'm talking shit.
There has to be at least one anon here that shares my superpowers right?

I have to stretch my legs to cum t b h

>>53667412
Fapped once a day, everyday from the 16 to the 27 years of age.
Today, 2 or 3 per week and thats it.

Thank God those raging bonners times are over.

>>53702924
So that no nefariousness can be gotten up to.

>>53702924
>if you have a male kid he's going to need some privacy to do his own thing when puberty hits him.
sry clicked too soon.
Both grillz, but even so - they have their own rooms and can close their doors if they wish to. Just never allowed if friends are over.

>>53667412
once a week
trying to stop

>>53703241
Not even if the friends are girls too? Top kek

>>53703259
>trying to stop
For what purpose

>>53703065
oh shit, its not just me

>>53703182
>>53703241
>Just never allowed if friends are over.

I think even kids deserve some privacy, unless they are bringing male friends then you are perfectly justified to keep the door open.

but your house your rules family

>masturbating more than 7 times a week
Shit niggers are you 16 or something?

>>53703065
One time i actually hurt my leg when i stretched while cumming, and almost couldn't walk for the rest of the day

>>53703305
25 here, just a few days ago I get so fucking aroused I fapped like 4 times in a day with 2 times being almost back to back.

I can feel my libido lessening these days, but it might just be the depression/stress getting onto me.

>>53703290
self betterment, want to stop associating pleasure with porn and other cheap fetishes
also boosts confidence and ability to talk with girls and not spill my spaghetti

>>53703290
>>53703296
Actually girlfriends (as in friends who are grillz) tend to be the ones who are more likely to lead them astray - at least online anyway...

Between 0 times a day to no more than twice. I'd say between 4 to 10 a week. Depends on my girlfriends mood mostly.

>>53703406
>also boosts confidence and ability to talk with girls and not spill my spaghetti

notthisshitagain.tiff

Grow the fuck up and realize it has nothing to do with fapping but everything to do with your personality and (lack of) expsoure to the outside world or go to r/nofap you fucking fedora dipper

>>53703535
m8 depending on how old you are, you'd be married by now if you didn't set your standards to the same level as the perfect woman you fap to

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>>53703453
I really want to ask you this question, as a 40 year old guy who had 2 female kids, how do you feel browsing a site where 80% of the population are closet pedophiles?

I feel that at the very least you must be much more protective of your daughters as a result.

>>53703597
>you'd be married by now if you didn't set your standards to the same level as the perfect woman you fap to

nice projections, but the reason is more like I have yet to find an actual woman who understands and feels things the same way as I do.

that and I also am rich as fuck so I am in no hurry of getting myself in a bind before at least hitting 30.

>>53686693
The Catholic church teaches that whatever you do sexually is ok, so long as it ends with a penis ejaculating into a vagina.

>>53703704
80% of us here have never seen a real vagina in the flesh

>>53703011
I've been able to too, but I don't think it's normal/healthy.

>>53703704
>how do you feel browsing a site where 80% of the population are closet pedophiles?
I honestly think you may have overreached there a bit.

In answer to your question - we've raised both of them with a fair amount of common sense - both online and in RL so I'd like to think that neither of them would be silly/stupid enough as to place themselves in a comprising or dangerous situation.
That said I've also taught them to stand up and protect themselves - short of being abducted at gun point I think they'd give as good as they got and go down fighting or be smart enough to run away.

>I feel that at the very least you must be much more protective of your daughters as a result.
I would peel the skin off your skull if I found out /caught you doing something to hurt them.

>>53704480
That was very informative.

I am pondering on how one should raise a kid lately, from what I had seen, over protecting them will make them grow up to be huge sluts/manwhores once they left the vicinity of their parents or give them difficulty of communicating with others; on the other hand, if you give them too much acknowledgement they become ego-filled airheads who think they are beyond any judgement.

It's a thin line to tread and balancing between these decisions are very hard especially when you have to consider your children's innate personality and how your decisions will impact upon their future, I'd be walking on thin ice everytime I make a reaction when my kids give me a situation.

Anyways, I wish you good luck in raising some well-balanced human beings.

>>53704440
Do you also have the problem that when actually wanting to do a porn video cumshot-like spectacle you can't achive anything more than a sad dribble?

>>53704837
>sad dribble
Sort of, but it's probably because I watch too much porn.

>have the resources to quickly communicate with 100s of nations across the world
>we're using it to discuss masturbation
wattba

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>>53667893
This.

5-6 times per week.

28 y.o.

>>53667893
this

>>53700801
Stay strong brother. Someday we will be whole again. It's incredible how such a large serious issue exists and so few people understand or know about it. Fucks with my head honestly. Hope you can get the right help.

There are men out there, they are your friends, we fight for the benis.

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>bill gates will never ever donate tens of billions of dollars to Forgen

>>53667893
this

How the fuck do you manage 21

>>53707952
In the morning, during the day and before to going to sleep. It ain't complicated anon.

about 30 or more.
usually wake up,after lunch,after dinner,night,and before sleeping.
My 95% of fapping is by adult manga ofc.

>>53667412
10

>>53707774
Fucking this. If I ever became a millionaire, or even managed to make a few thousand dollars with the book I'm trying to publish, I'd give a decent amount of money to them. Luckily they have some pretty big celebrity names advocating for them and have made business connections with a few significant biotechnology companies.

Cross your benis anon were getting there!

>>53708787
Who is Forgen?

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Reminder that you can separate ejaculations and orgasms.

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>>53667412

>21times per week

post your arm


post your arm

>>53667412

bout' to fap right now nippon bro, wish me luck.

>tfw pencil dick
What should I do if the day I get laid ever comes?

>>53709016
>What should I do if the day I get laid ever comes?
>day I get laid ever comes?
no need to worry about that

>>53704654
Cheers. TBQFH I wouldn't overthink it too much - mostly it's just common sense. Add in a touch of
"watch what they learn from their teachers and pick up from other kids at school" and you should have a good recipe for
>raising some well-balanced human beings.

Apologies for late reply.

>>53709065
Oh

>>53667412
3-4 times par week

>>53708839
Italian - American research NPO dedicated to reversing male genital mutilation using stem cell research. Great organization. Basically using the harvested cellular matrix from a donor, circumcised men could have a new foreskin regrown from their own stem cells and reattached to their bodies. This has been done for genitally mutilated women, and for other organs in the human body like bladders, tracheas, and even hearts, so it's perfectly achievable for men.

www.foregen.org

>>53709253
For what do you need new foreskin?

>>53709519
>new foreskin

I never had one in the first place. Fucking kike doctors cut mine off without anesthesia when I was born like most male infants in this country. It's pushed in hospitals here because the cells from infant foreskins can be turned into expensive skin grafts and anti-aging products for old sluts. Men in this country are cattle.

>>53667412
2 times a week at most.

>>53709628
Feels bad. But I still don't understand why foreskin is so important for you. I have foreskin and just don't understand how does it feel to not have.

>>53709628
there is nothing wrong with circumcision
plus no girl will fuck you if you got foreskin
http://www.salon.com/2015/01/26/i_used_to_have_foreskin_anxiety_what_its_like_to_get_circumcised_as_a_grown_man/
read the comments

>>53709703
It's difficult to imagine what it's like to be missing a body part, so I don't blame you for that Russiabro. Basically it hurts all the time because there is nothing there to protect the sensitive glans of the penis, and its difficult for me to feel sex. This is because the foreskin contains the highest concentration of nerve endings outside the brain in the entire male human body, about 20,000 pleasure sensing nerve called Meissner Corpsicles are removed by circumcision.

>>53709724
So I should cut off a pleasurable part of my body to please a woman? Can't get more cucked than that. Follow the link, educate yourself, and question what you have been brought up with. I used to think like you.

>>53709898
Seems like it feels bad.