/brit/

sick edition

>>53635954
your nan

Over 1000 Finns move to Britain every year. How does that make you feel?

>>53636011
Enlightened

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crayon pop

completely spangels

halo

>>53636011
""""""""""""""finns""""""""""""""

veritas vos liberabit

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kyary

What's happened to Phil then???

>>53635954
>Indians
>Pakis
>Human

>>53635875
nope
the anglo-indians in the family detest full indians and pakis and they don't want anything to do with either group
>>53635904
the family was low caste because they were mixed race, but actually quite wealthy

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>>53636039
>>53636083

>>53636064
good post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2ttmsQ3fR8

1) Go on this website
http://kristianwindsor.com/insult/

2) Find an insult

3) Insult Lisicki

>>53635991
You slimy crotch balloon

>>53636081
nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti

Azusa

drinking low alcohol beer

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>anglo-indian

drinking low beer alcohol

k-on

>>53636158
it'll be wasted mayt, going out soon

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>>53636145

should i learn german or spanish lads

does anyone go to Queen Mary here?

>Paki, the university

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>>53636145
bring it senpai

>>53635991
You kinky dick cumjockey

Records and research show that sea level has been steadily rising at a rate of 0.04 to 0.1 inches per year since 1900.

This rate may be increasing. Since 1992, new methods of satellite altimetry (the measurement of elevation or altitude) indicate a rate of rise of 0.12 inches per year.

This is a significantly larger rate than the sea-level rise averaged over the last several thousand years.

chinkphones still going strong

chinkphones good, chinkpad bad

>>53635954
Degenerates are not allowed in Brit

This includes;
Takers of drugs
Excessive drinkers of alcohol
Vouyers of pornography
Masturbaters
Those that partake in casual sexual encounters without a fiancé/fiancée/spouse
Homosexuals, transsexuals and transgenders

>>53636191
:^(

did a bit of swiping on tind-tinds

changed my tagline to "chat shit, get banged"

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>>53635954
good post
>>53636011
millions times better than shitskins and eastern european subhumans
you're welcome here lad

reminder the only acceptable immigrants are : north/western europe, anglosphere returning home

>>53635991
You shitty cock hammer

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>>53636210
>>53636214

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Going down mozzers anybody want anything?

Globally, traffic injuries are the leading cause of death for people ages 15 to 29.

Yet, deaths and injuries on the roads are so common, so routine, that many find them barely worth mentioning. The Ebola epidemic captured worldwide attention for nearly a year and killed 11,000 people.

Meanwhile, 100,000 people died on the roads each month—equivalent to the death toll of nine Airbus passenger jets crashing each day.

beer drinking low alcohol

>>53636212
>whitechapel
not even once

where can i watch trumbo 2015 in 1080p online for free

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>>53636302
>you

>>53636011
neutral
I don't know any finns to give an opinion

>>53636083
>>53636145
>>53636214
>>53636302
ur replin 2 urslef

>>53636011
I knew a Finn at uni. She was blonde and had massive tits. pls send more

fear not, for I have returned to drink, albeit a little tardy

>>53636312
some nicer shite then stella pls senpai

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>morals exist

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alri

>>53636312
gf

>>53636341
wheres your flag gone

explain yourself this instant or ill kill you

brandy and cokes are going down nicely
might do some drunken vocaroos in a bit

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>>53636344
>>53636408
i dunno, chromes been shit lately

the man kicked the ball through the man's legs haha

PEGGY MITCHELL

Really want a 200kg deadlift and 150kg squat

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>>53636439
>chrome

reminder that if you like thin asian girls, youre basically a pedo

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>>53636302

>>53636372
Actually quite like Stella desu

>>53636492
What if I like short, thin asian girls?

>>53636439
hmm we'll see

>>53636122
Are you still ugly brown or do you look like a Turk ?

>>53636515
youre deffo a pedo
get on the cross

sorry that walgreens bought boots lads

were taking over the world

>>53636531
Wew

trumbo 2015 1080 torrent

Just poured myself a mug of wine
#madman

teacher: What is the thig you need but cannot see

normal people: air

me: wifi signal

>tfw no girl who is also my friend

Anyone have the two family pics where in the second one they all have babies and the black dad is absent?

>>53636601
>he can't see wifi signals

utter caveman

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>>53636502
its ok, i've got some nice vodka and ale for later though, couldn't stand it all night
>>53636527
did you like that one?

>>53636601
it's 2016 lad. everybody's an internet addict these days.

might roll a spliff lads
already had a few drinks though, bit tipsy
you know when you smoke a joint when you're drunk and it just fully licks your head off

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>>53636341
>>53636439
>>53636498
>>53636650

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>>53636439
>>53636650
wew

watching This Is England Tbh

why do brits think old men crossdressing is comedy gold

What's the point of life seriously haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueH3ihTN4OI

What's the madman gonna do next?

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>>53636681

>>53636715
this is aha
http://instasync.com/r/westmidslad

>>53636650
no im saying that if you try any more tricks there'll be trouble at mill

1h20m
50m
44m
32m
30m
29m

No Sex Please, We're /brit/

doin london for a few days in march.

how much will I hate it?

>>53636533
I'm lighter than anyone middle eastern, but even a teacher I had said that "I'm not one of the pasty white locals"
I met someone who had lived in Portugal for half their life and spoke to me in Portuguese because she thought I was Portuguese, which is weird because a great great grandmother was Portuguese

>>53636723
*downs it all in one go*

>>53636750
i'll take that hammer and swing it at you if you carry on lmao x

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>>53636699
ikr
>>53636767
t-tricks like what

playing with my knob

>>53636781
depends on what you plan on doing senpai

volendrung

fuck me what do i say to start a convo on tinder, proper stressing over this boys

haven't eaten a dairy product in like 6 weeks

feels good not being pumped full of cow estrogen and synthetic hormones

>>53636803
He's pretty much drank the whole bottle in the space of a few minutes

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>>53636715

play with your willy as much as you can

>>53636843
swiggity swog, i've got a nob

>>53636755
>have a look what videos are playing
>all nigger and chav music

no thanks

>>53636815
flag mischief

>>53636843
alri

>>53636836
see a few things and hit some clubs mostly desu.

going to stay at a "social" hostel so hopefully I can meet some cool people. I live in a big city in the US and I like it, so maybe that will help..

>>53636846
this was unironically a problem for my family in the US
my mum got only organic dairy products because of it

How do I ask girl A if girl B has a boyfriend without being overt about it?

>>53636875
absolute pleb
you weren't welcome anyway

>>53636920
be overt you fucking pussy

>>53636873
>>53636896
no memes lads this is serious business i need to get my willy wet

>>53636843
Good eve to you, m'lady

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>>53636815
what is she wearing in that one

>>53636782
Idk how an Anglo Indian looks like do you have a picture of person that resembles you

>>53636781
>visit London
>arrive in heathrow
>take a cab to the city
>wait in endless traffic
>get mugged on the way
>finally arrive at your destination with a £150 taxi ticket
>head in to the travelodge
>doors are smashed in with graffiti all over them
>go to sleep
>wake up at 5am to the morning prayers by the local mosque
>go for a walk abouts
>wonder how come so few white people are actually in London
>book your ticket straight out back to America
>shitpost on /brit/ how the whole of the UK is terrible

>>53636897
hostel shouldn't be that bad
I stayed in one when I went to London with a few mates when we were younger and couldn't get into clubs and pubs.
I think if you already live in a big city it shouldn't be that much of a change then.
We all lived in a town of only about 40,000 people and London was a bit of a shock to me
Also, be prepared for things being expensive

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>tfw all of you non-neets are celebrating the end of the working week
>tfw up at 6am for work as usual tomorrow

kill me already

Sorry

>>53636773
Excellent post

>>53636949
I can't; they are both friends and A will surely tell B that I was asking

>>53636898
shouldn't eat dairy anyway lad

not natural

>>53637023
you should be

>>53636973
what is the name of the lady?

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got 3 gfs lads

sending all you lads a friend request on steam to fill the hole in my life

i do hope you accept

>>53636897
>hit some clubs

Enjoy spending 50 quid on 2 beers m8

>>53636815
Nice pic of Cornwall

>>53637019
Why are you up at 6?

>finngolia

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>>53637019
>4 day weekend
>going for a cheeky nandos with the lads

>>53637052
accepted ;)

>>53637051
>got 3 gfs
hey leave some for the rest of us haha

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>>53636889
you're one to talk guiseppe!
>>53636990
this

>>53637040
i've got 2 matches but never messaged anyone on tinder before to be honest

>>53637029
Ask B in a normal conversation; don't be a coward. If she does, or says she does, move on.

>>53637051
biffers all

>>53637052
u tryin to batty chirps bruv?

should i learn german or spanish you fucking twats

>>53637110
Neither, they're both useless.

just not that arsed lads

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>someone from the brit steam group adds you

>>53637110
Learn Hindi

>>53637131
It's a good feeling lad. Give me one too.

>>53637031
If you aren't European it isn't


>>53636992
That's the beauty of being Anglo-Indian. Anglo-Indians come in a wide variety of hair, eye and skin tones

Some people are quite dark like my grandmother (Mum's mum), and others are quite light like my grandad (Mum's Dad) and then my uncle is fairly dark (Not as dark as his mum) and my mum looks southern european
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Anglo+Indian&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwii1v6A0qzKAhXMChoKHV9XAwAQ_AUIBygB&biw=2560&bih=1317#imgrc=_

>>53637110
German you fucking cunt
you'll fit in with all the other refusheeds

>>53637052
Giz us your username

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>>53637094
>don't be a coward

>>53637126
fuck off

>>53637131
do you play hoi3 on the steam gruppen

almost immediately rejected it out of disgust

going to wait and torment him whilst I make my decision

>>53637088
thats the pic where she looks like shes just been/about to be fucked toobyaiche

>>53637192
heh

Learning a new language is useless at this point

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>>53637110
Spanish

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>>53637071
because i have to catch a train into london to be at work for 7:30

gagging for a shit

Just realised Heisenburg off breaking bad is the dad of Malcolm in the middle?!?!?!?!?!! #mindblown

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dindins lads

>>53637110
spanish
german with cease to exist within a few decades and be replaced with pakispeak

>>53637110
spanish obviously

it's sexy whereas german just isn't

>>53636661
you make americans look really bad

>>53637172
fresh and memes dank cool

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>>53637220
which one senpai

>>53637227
wont be considering any opinions from you jose sorry

>>53637239
Your post is slightly confusing then. You're saying that non-neets are celebrating the end but you have work tomorrow (though the original bit implied that you were neet)?

>>53637270
grimlet

>>53637270
impressively grim

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Maisie

Freaky

https://twitter.com/OiskaE/status/687667796575150080/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

>>53637156
Looks West Asian senpai

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>>53637333
>tfw you will never get drunk with kyary

>>53637270
The single most vile image I have ever seen

>>53637328
Crazy to think that there's some lad out there who has sex with her 3-5x/week and takes it for granted too.

>>53637333
this one being the first and t'other being the second in chronological order of aforementioned event

>tfw natural v-taper

didn't even have to work for it ahaha

>>53637061
kek, not him but is this the price at most clubs?
at the bars i go to in nyc two drinks is ~$176. but they're fancy.

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>tfw no skinhead gang to take me under their wing in 1980s Manchester

just got talked out of visitng london by 4chan

>>53637360
Girl in my office looks exactly like her desu

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>>53637335
oh i was including myself in the non-neet category, guess that wasn't clear sorry famalam

i'm resenting the fact that my fellow wageslaves are celebrating the weekend already whilst my torment merely continues for another day

me doing a rap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22m5eU6uxeQ

>>53637371
Quite cool.

doing a post

>>53637360
who is this semen demon

>>53637486
*looks it up and down*
ah yes very impressive

>>53637410
pics plox

>>53637454
Tick tock wageslave. Better get to bed. What's the job that means you work on Saturday?

>>53637462
this is cool but i feel he's copying lean a bit too much

>>53637425
Think it's a fiver for a small beer but idk, ask a Londoner. There should be some ITT

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>>53637376
i think she'd be really fun drunk
>>53637391
oh i see, i think i misread that

>>53637110
not sure if genuine but the argument for spanish goes like this:

(1) more people speak spanish.
(2) a large percentage of Germans already speak English fluently.
This means:
(i) Unless you want to immerse yourself in the German "culture", you will be able to communicate with most Germans.
and
(ii) Spanish-speaking people outside of Spain don't speak English.

just did a post

Just ordered this it cost a grand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9QO16MtsSQ

>>53637425
for a good beer its £4.60 at a pub, don't know about clubs never bought any beer in a club

doing a going to work in about 5 minutes

>>53637566
yeah but spanish is a rasheed language

>>53637270
drop some cheddar in that bad boy

i am going to do a sex on kyary

>>53637619
fuck off

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>>53637519
nah won't go to sleep til about 1-2am, i've fallen into the routine of getting about 4 hrs sleep in the mornings and then having a ~2-3 hr nap when i get in at about 4pm

i work in construction at the moment, hard fucking work outside in the cold and wet. i went to uni it wasn't supposed to be like this

>>53637604
bargain
i'll pay for itself soon enough

>>53637604
nice literal gimmick

where's the lad that always responds with

wohoo!!

>>53637717
I killed him for his insolence

>>53637717
you can be that lad, you know

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>>53637667
here's you

donna if Im going to get shot by isis or the global market implodes first

might ship in a load of biscuits and od on their sugary goodness

(the dream)

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chvnum novitas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9Y1sEmyymw

>>53637717
weehuuu

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>>53637747

Looks like getting past the Google spam filter will be harder than I thought

It's okay to have "google" in your subject but you can't steal their code for the template of your email

Haven't checked if you can have gmail/google in your name yet though

Might just have to go with a keylogger after this fails

>>53637668
>i went to uni
A R R O G A N T
R
R
O
G
A
N
T

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>I killed him for his insolence

>>53637566
This. Spanish opens up more of the world.

>>53637371
given the fuck up trying to open this

can someone tell me what it is?

just deleted my instagram account because i didnt like my username and now regret it because i have to refollow everyone

>>53637794
Were you in Italy last year m8?

>>53637837
its a virus

>>53637747
kek i was on a train from stratford to london liverpool street and witnessed a brony meetup entering my carriage

overheard some of the conversation and they'd obviously arranged it from 4chan. they were the single most autistic and awkward bunch of losers i have ever seen with my own eyes

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>foreign languages

goin to amsterdam again in march lads

cant wait to see all the coffee shops just filled with chavy brits

>>53637837
The most awesome tits ever, jesus christ

>>53637867
I once saw someone on a train watching some on his iPad, only time I've ever seen a brony outside of 4chan memes

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>mba ọzọ Asụsụ

>>53637856
ye

>>53637867
>witnessing it first hand

I jelly

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1452890298051.webm

>>53637947
Thought I recognised the image name desu.

I kind of regret not doing Erasmus

more of this in the UK plssss :/ http://tribune.com.pk/story/1027742/settled-matter-bill-aiming-to-ban-child-marriages-shot-down/

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>>53637837

dog getting killed with a shovel

>>53637913
you better not be going for the weed

Poleaboo hates this revenge porn storyline on Coronation Street

15 days in, what have you done to improve your situation?

>>53637870
is his face mirrored? It looks really weird

>>53637978
no i dont really care about weed. ill smoke it occassionaly but would never go somewhere because of it

>>53637972
anyone who doesnt do erasmus must be mad, truly mad

its literally a several month long holiday

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>Coronation Street

>>53638006
Absolutely nothing. But then I never made any promises to.

we should have a steam group

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>is his face mirrored? It looks really weird

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>British tourists

At least you fucking behave yourself when I guide hiking and cross-country skiing trips.

>>53638006
>continued doing my running
>continued doing my pushups (although seriously slacking as of late desu)
>started to learn french
>haven't drawn a fuckign thing all year

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>when you get a snapchat from ya m8 but then see that same snap in his story

What David Bowie song do you like the most?

For me it's Heroes.

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fuck lads i hate having the responsibility, it's too much pressure

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How many times did you watch this on repeat?

>>53638079
>yanks in charge of gramamr

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>>53638065
my skyirm only works offline fancy that

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>I guide hiking and cross-country skiing trips.

>co-worker at the amusement park reported poleaboo for being a peadophile
>police officer comes around at work the next day telling him someone has made a complaint but they've found no proof
>the police officer is firmly on poleaboos side and apologises for this cruel prank that's been pulled on him
>tfw that same copper saw Poleaboo in the holding cells 2 months later

>>53638065
You're a normie at best or a manchild at worst

>>53638108
Golden Years

>>53637969
mate it was disgusting to witness

it was like every single fedorapost subject brought to life in one place

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my gf

>>53638065
we do somewhere

>It's a sexy Kyary thread
wew

Bought stella and asahi and FAJITA FRIDAY ingredients. Treated myself to chicken that wasn't frozen.

>>53636398
Back. They ran out.

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>You're a normie at best or a manchild at worst

>>53638134
not very fedora-esque activities desu

>>53638083

Good lad, stick with it.

I'll be back at the end of the month to check in, if you've taken a step back i'm going to fucking stab you.

>>53638108
blackstar desu

>>53638176
Her fanny must smell like a rainy day at Grimsby fish market

>>53638187
>asahi
unfortunately i cant attack you for that today

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>>53638117

Yeah, because I'm totally practicing for my next term paper.

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>>53637870
That feel when I live in the second largest Spanish speaking nation on earth

>>53638116
once was enough
it's a bit samey

>>53638117
>gramamr

>>53638065
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/britint

>>53638083
started saying yes when people invited me to things rather than inventing excuses

actually have some things to do with people in the next few weeks

http://instasync.com/r/westmidslad
http://instasync.com/r/westmidslad
http://instasync.com/r/westmidslad

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>>53638187
wew indeed, think i'm done with stella tho

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>steam community group

>>53638246
Smiled with glee as I typed it out knowing I was beyond reprimand.

good evening lads and ladettes

>>53638176
Literally HIGH TEST

>>53638176

Would.

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>>53638340
knees socks are best

>>53638315
you watched 'yes man' didn't you

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>>53638108
You remind me of the babe.

>>53638176
/plg/ pls go

ice to see you

>>53638279
hola senor una cerveza por favor

>>53638279
>tfw my ex is spanish and often i would be stuck in a room with her and her spanish friends nattering away in their uncivilised whiny fucking language at 100mph

that gif was my exact face

cannot tell you how much i despise the spanish language

>>53638116
Didn't count, 7/8 times maybe.

>>53638108
House Every Weekend

Get a goal lads, make it big and be serious about it.

Hate seeing you depressed

>>53638340
movere te manum meretrix

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>>53638390
they really are
>>53638108
rock n roll suicide

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>>53638390

Half way through season 1 of prison break.
So far, Michael has been in the prison, what, 4 weeks? In that time there's been a race war, a false prison escape, a full blown riot and the staff room has been burnt down. The prison probably sees only one of those things in a year.
Does no one on the show think that is at all odd or suspicious?

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>i know david bowie was a little before my time but i'm still an avid fan
>his music is timeless

>>53638393
no idea what that is 2bqhonestwithufamalam

>>53638390
who the fuck do you think you are

get out of my thread cunt

>>53638479
>season

So i thought fook it , its P and D time , ok i give in take the condom off and give us a wank , i said , 5 mins later mission accomplished , pay load delivered , stand down Captain , quickly dressed and out the door , all this took 25 mins max , and all the time she looked like she would rather be sticking her genitals in a wasps nest than be where she was , this was backed up up the fact that when she showed me to the door , she followed me out and legged it up the street , all in all left me feeling fookin shit and pathetic , not pleasant at all , so to sum up guys , if you want to be rushed in and out the door , totally ignored while your there by a pretty looking 20 something this is the girl for you , if not give her a swerve :thumbsdown:

>>53638454
150kg (per hand) farmers walk for 30m by the end of summer
Bit ambitious but possible

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>>53638515
It's okay he doesn't bite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-JqH1M4Ya8
eerie 2bh

>>53638454
wanna get a gf

been lonely since november

>>53638343
got it chilling by the open window

however of course it means the rooms getting increasingly fucking freezing

>>53638520
Fine. the first collection of episodes

>>53638479
>season

Fuck off yank.

>>53638562
is youtube working for you?

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>>53638465
thought you'd like that
>>53638515
be nice to new kyaryposters

>>53638495
film where a man has to say 'yes' to everything he's offered. ends up going on a wacky adventure and stuff

>>53638611
unironically wearing my dressing gown

>>53638599

What is stopping you?

>>53638548
You want to be able to carry 300kg for 30 metres? Is this for a competition?

KAYTRANADA

>>53638548

That's an impressive goal, hope you make it happen desu

>>53638562
don't know about you lads, but i think this actually a really good song desu

>>53638108
Starman Skrillex & Bassnectar remix

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>why yes i do spend a significant proportion of my time posting east asian women on an anime image board

>>53638643
where did you come from might I ask?

>>53638719
>>53638719
>>53638719
Neouw

550
mere scrunting get you hence, i waste no more words upon your person

643
dont dare presume to tell me what to do, you forget your station do NOT post at me thusly again innocent wretch

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>t. fedora poster

>>53638694
>Is this for a competition?
I do strongman as a hobby and farmer's walks are my strongest event, I can do 130kg for 15 metres right now (yesterday), but that was after being quite ill for two weeks and about three weeks total of not training at all
>>53638706
thanks mate

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>>53638724
how do you mean?
>>53638748
such a meanie

>>53638659
don't have many opportunities for meeting people 2bh

it's gonna take a fair amount of yolo for me to actually even talk to a girl

>>53638611
Need a tote bag hanging out of it lad ;)

>>53638412
at least those were actual Spaniards speaking proper Spanish

here its Mexicans, Cubans, Dominicans, Puerto Ricans, and spics from every Central American shithole and they all speak an even worse bastardization than the last

poo

>>53638659
i have tentacles for arms lad