Post a typical breakfast from your country I usually go for

File: m_1125078264_kaffffffe[1].jpg (85KB, 780x585px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 780x585px

>>53615997
Stomach cancer and lung cancer, usually. Sometimes a chocolate.

File: pizza_base_creme_fraiche.jpg (33KB, 313x175px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 313x175px

i eat that shit daily for breakfast

>tfw getting up at 6 and have my first meal at 12 at work during lunch break

File: bigbreakfast.jpg (34KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 640x480px

>>53615997

I feel really unhealthy if i don't have vegetables with every meal

>>53617213

>fairy bread

Is this really a thing?

>>53617275
its called hagelslag and yes

File: 2013-06-20 17.15.03.jpg (422KB, 2592x1728px) Image search: [Google]

422KB, 2592x1728px

only the coffee though, for the past 2 months :^)

File: 10650260_1197860296909455_5037970093159375915_n.jpg (55KB, 960x720px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 960x720px

>>53617295
I was about to post this too

>>53617039

Gotta eat something homie

>>53615997
Chicory coffee and baguette with butter and Rheum/Strawberry jam on it.
It heavily depends on regions tho.

File: Snapchat-2991940941961570495.jpg (1MB, 1440x2392px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1440x2392px

>>53617295
>>53617354
>>53617039

What do you guys smoke?

Pic related

Its organic :^)

File: 1415053328799.jpg (143KB, 854x859px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 854x859px

>>53617354
i-is that black filter coffee?


I puked a little

File: 1442315793461-2[1].png (466KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

466KB, 900x900px

>>53617354
Stop culturally appropriating the Balkans, damn nazi kraut reeeeeeeeeee

>>53617433
>muh organic lifestyle
Everything based on carbon is organic.

File: 8710900083288.jpg (44KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 600x600px

>>53617433
used to smoke Drum and Golden Virginia rolling tobacco, but I stopped 2 months ago
Felt like breaking up with a long term gf

>>53617354
>>53617295
>>53617039
disgusting animals

>>53617554
>le sprinkle candy on toast man

>>53615997
fuck sakes OP now I need a coffee at 11pm

>>53617514

It was a joke. I just like those cigarettes

>>53617554
You're as salty as your marmite lmao

File: article-2175231-141B8B2E000005DC-65_636x508.jpg (186KB, 636x508px) Image search: [Google]

186KB, 636x508px

>>53617554
>the anglo abandoned supreme coffee culture
>he is now angry
>it's not even suprising, seeing as how he's a criminal spawn

File: boterham met vlokken.png (133KB, 410x334px) Image search: [Google]

133KB, 410x334px

>>53617275
>fairy bread

That's Australian.. They put those colored sugar pellets (hundreds and thousands?) on bread. Hagelslag is usually chocolate.. Vlokken are masterrace though.
>pic (flakes)

I usually just have coffee and a cigarette. Maybe some fruit.

>>53617660
>slovenia talking about coffee

I'm literally laughing

Melbourne coffee shits on your soul you peasant

>>53617660
>english women signing petitions for the government to stop their husbands from drinking coffee

Cant make this up.

File: grt_103740108_176025099.jpg (29KB, 400x300px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 400x300px

Had oatmeal and applesauce for breakfast for more than 20 years now

>>53617724
lmao fuck off Melbourne don't post anymore

>>53617671
>Niet pure vlokken
Verrekte nicht.

>>53617749
you are

-frustrated
-upset
-from queensland

>>53617756

I like milk chocolate to be honest..

>>53617724
>Melbourne
More like lelbourne

>>53617461
Stop appropriating /r9k/ by using its memes on /int/.

>>53617748
That honestly sounds disgusting.

Personally I have a coffee and oatmeal with some cinnamon every morning

>>53617748
Do you boil the oats? Do you soak them the night before and put them in the fridge?
Because if you just take them out of the pack and eat them within minutes like that, you are fucking your stomach up.

File: 1419239480804.jpg (130KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

130KB, 640x480px

>>53617724
>that glorious feel when at the crossroads of viennese, italian and turkish coffee culture and the mad prisoner doesn't even know

>>53617784
That's because you're a nancy

>>53617832
>Do you soak them the night before
Only try-hards do this. We have "oatmeal championships" were people have taken the soaking to perfection.


I use the oats straight from the bag and boil them on full power right away. Takes 5 minutes from the moment I open my cupboard to the oatmeal being finished.


Also I've never had stomach issues in all my life, unless there is a cancer a brewin' or whatever you meant

>>53617962
I meant no soak, no boiling.
People on /fit/ advertise just straight from the package into the bowl, pour milk and eat right away, cold and unsoaked.
The end result is horrible farts, burps and ulcers.

if you boil them for a moment to get them all mushy that also soaks them up so they dont expand inside you too much, and you dont get filled with gas or rough sharp pieces.

>>53618025
>I meant no soak, no boiling.
>People on /fit/ advertise just straight from the package into the bowl, pour milk and eat right away, cold and unsoaked.


Fuckin barbarous

>>53618025
right


A lot of recipes tell you to soak them for a day and boil them the next. Apparently brings out the flavour.

Lucky Strike and coffee
I can't eat shit in the morning.
I eat first meal at 1 pm

>>53618025
>People on /fit/ advertise just straight from the package into the bowl, pour milk and eat right away, cold and unsoaked.
i-i've done this my entire life

>>53618100
http://www.goldenspurtle.com/

File: Millet with pumpkin.jpg (166KB, 500x667px) Image search: [Google]

166KB, 500x667px

My personal chart.

1. Porridge (oatmeal = millet > buckwheat).
2. Pancakes.
3. French toasts (sweet > salty).
4. Eggs.

pindakaas + hagelslag > hagelslag

>>53618131
Me too, m8. These guys are just a bunch of poofters

>>53618175
je bent zeker ook voor rassenvermenging

ik neem alleen een kopje thee 's ochtends.

File: 10299622_821950597888263_1757090599_n[1].jpg (82KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 640x640px

>>53617748
>applesauce in the porridge
Absofuckinglutely disgusting. Use lingonsylt or cinnamon and sugar like a regular human being.

>>53618175
>>53618241
kanker

>>53618290
What about dried fruit or berries?

>>53617748
Porridge and jam, couple of sanviches if still hungry, cup of tea and smoothie for me.

>>53618290
>cinnamon and sugar

fatass

I'll stick to my homemade applesauce from our own winter apples

File: Reese's_Pieces_Bag.png (247KB, 491x215px) Image search: [Google]

247KB, 491x215px

>>53618241
ik vind het gewoon een lekkere combinatie oetz. Misschien moet ik deze eens op brood doen.

File: grot[1].jpg (62KB, 660x475px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 660x475px

>>53618329
I will allow raisins and possibly blueberries in a pinch, but that's as far as I'm willing to go.

File: 1452726779873.png (140KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

140KB, 300x300px

>>53618502
>Apples dont contain sugar, applesauce especially doesn't

File: Chleb-wieloziarnisty-waga-400g[1].jpg (281KB, 650x433px) Image search: [Google]

281KB, 650x433px

This bread + cheese and earl gray tea or some yoghurt.

File: 30571.jpg (34KB, 576x356px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 576x356px

eggs with sucuk(a type of sausage), olives, cheese, some pastry(often simit or borek) and tea

and you then you finish with some coffee

weekend breakfasts are often far larger though

>>53618756
burek*

>>53618756

That egg looks good. I love runny yolk

oats, milk, cinnamon, sugar and a banana if I have one at hand

>>53618756
do you eat pork?

>>53618807
>banana if I have one at hand
GAAAAAAY

glass of water
toast
banana
porridge

File: download.jpg (57KB, 800x530px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 800x530px

biscuits and gravy is my shit

>>53618856
I eat it with a knife and fork to keep my heterosexuality intact.

>>53618825
haram

>>53618865
>>53618339
>>53618142

>all this porridge

Looks like the peasant blood truly never left the europoors

>>53618906
Good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASywAfBAVrQ

>>53618965
>dismisses porridge
>eats meatbread

File: wew.jpg (242KB, 1500x1000px) Image search: [Google]

242KB, 1500x1000px

Making me hungry. Can't wait to wake up in a few hours and have some.

>>53617039

> MSCE

You totally deserve it.

File: porridge eater.jpg (43KB, 400x544px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 400x544px

>>53618965
Porridge builds a strong body.

>>53619116

I bought a jar of that once. Liked it alot.

File: TEL-DOLAP-.jpg (101KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 800x600px

>>53618962
>>53618825
pork is sold in supermarkets, but i like pastrami more


here is a picture of some kaymak, it is a creamy dairy product that you eat alongside with bread and honey during breakfasts or it is served alongside deserts

File: greek-frappe-recipe.jpg (107KB, 590x858px) Image search: [Google]

107KB, 590x858px

tbfh

>>53619144
Good lad. I'm not sure why more yanks don't like it, given that a lot of the food you have over there is salty as fuck.

>>53619235
>salty
Try sugary.
All the food in america is laced with tons of sugar, I'm honestly surprised I didn't get diabetes when I was there.

>>53619163
>kaymak

We just use that to refer to the creamy skin that forms in milk when you warm it.
I think what you are talking about is called qatiq.

>>53619235

I think the mistake people make is putting too much on the first time they try it. Its definitely a unique taste. It grew on me fast though, I put as much on as you guys do.

Sucks that pretty much the only way to get it is amazon. Its like 7$ for that small jar.

File: IMAG0341.jpg (1MB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1440x2560px

>>53619116
m8....

>>53619372

How different is this from vegemite?

125g of Greek yoghurt with a little honey, goji berries and random superfood seeds.

Then a cup of black coffee and a fatburner (which is just more caffeine).

>>53619400
no idea, never tried vegemite :^)

>eating breakfast
thought this was a meme

>>53618965
>unironically dissing porridge

Amerisofts everyone

File: hommik.jpg (215KB, 1234x696px) Image search: [Google]

215KB, 1234x696px

yesterday

today i had toast with fish roe and some boiled eggs and 1/4 of a melon :DD

Bagels are Jewish meme-bread.

File: 200_s.gif (71KB, 402x200px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 402x200px

>>53619048
>>53619128
>>53619444

>europoors be like

>>53619598
not liking porridge
nigger detected

>>53619541
something like this + tea or coffee

>>53619671
This.

People who don't like porridge are always either niggers, sand-niggers, chinks, curry-cunts or abos.

File: kaerahelbepuder.jpg (144KB, 600x784px) Image search: [Google]

144KB, 600x784px

>>53619758
coffee goes with out saying ;)

post porridge to kill the disgusting american

Cigarettes and timmies coffee
T. Canada

>>53619315
kaymak is made out of milk fat that is simmered down over a long time, even though we call the creamy skin on yogurt kaymak as well
katik is fermented milk

they both come from steppe turkics if i am not mistaken

>>53619874
You are welcome for us bringing it to you, muslim greek.

File: hqdefault[1].jpg (19KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 480x360px

>>53619598
>'murriblob non-porridge eaters be like

>>53619964

All I see is a well fed patriotic american child

File: brød.jpg (214KB, 848x400px) Image search: [Google]

214KB, 848x400px

KNEIP!
BRUNOST!

anything else is extravaganse

File: Suddenly saw the future of his country.jpg (48KB, 600x437px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 600x437px

>>53618965
>Hatred towards top healthy food
>Hover over the flag

File: dscn08445[1].jpg (90KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 640x480px

Vegemite Toast and a Chocolate Milo is the most typical Australian Breakfast there is, I probably have it about 60% of the time although I usually have my toast in a sandwich toaster and with cheese

>>53620588
i'm sure the cheese tastes fine, but damn, it looks like dried up wallpaper glue

>>53619857
Brother.
add a clementine to that in winter and you're set.

>>53619144
>Liked it alot.
t. no yank ever

>>53620588
I've never had mesost, but if it's anything like messmör it's absolutely disgusting.

File: a0056451_1233922.jpg (74KB, 504x398px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 504x398px

Soup

>>53619857
>Amaretto
patrician tastes

File: McVitie-s-Digestive.jpg (180KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google]

180KB, 600x450px

These + strong tea, b/c I'm poor. If I'm at college I'll have a normal breakfast because I've a meal subsidy card but otherwise it's 2pricey4me

>>53621462
>digestive

I thought only english call them that, because they cling to the false and outdated belief that they help your digestion.

>>53621127

Its good shit.

>>53621622
I call them digestives because they're called digestives.

>>53621768
They are called biscuits actually.

>>53621622
You're an idiot.

>>53621797
'Biscuit' is an umbrella term, there are many different types of biscuits

>>53619400
vegemite is weaker. I don't really know how else to explain. I prefer marmite but its what i grew up with.

>>53619400
It's not, they're both shit

File: 20160115_100430.jpg (3MB, 4128x3096px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4128x3096px

not really good desu

>>53617748

This. I've eaten this for 15 years of my life every breakfast and every supper and I've never grown tired of it.

>>53622547
wtf is this white thing in the cup?

File: periques2.jpg (285KB, 1024x683px) Image search: [Google]

285KB, 1024x683px

>>53617433
>>53617514
>>53617634
>not smoking the superior periques

>>53622789

cum.

now bend over and let me fondle your bp

>>53622547

When I first looked at this I thought it was a macbook

I don't really know about other people but where I live we mostly eat bread with butter and tea/sometimes milk for breakfast

Oatmeal usually.
>tfw out of milk so had to use water today

>pas un seul croissant dans tout le topic

allez au diable

>>53623091
>>53619857

bruh

>>53622917
These things are so fucking good.

Coffee and a cigarette
That's about it, I usually wait until lunch to eat.

File: Pindakaas Komkommer Sambal.jpg (1MB, 2048x1572px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2048x1572px

>>53619964
>>53620186

*Georgians

>>53622917

Way too fucking sweet imo.. Why are American peanutbutter products often sweetened? Peanutbutter is supposed to be savory..

I sometimes have peanutbutter+cucumber sandwiches for breakfast.
>pic (from internet)
Sandwich with unsweetened peanutbutter, cucumber and a little sambal (indonesian chili paste)..

Cucumber+Chili and Peanut is a common combination in Indonesian cuisine, probably why it caught on here. Based on this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gado-gado

>all these faggots smoking for breakfast
>not vaping instead

File: dunhill_red.jpg (29KB, 290x650px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 290x650px

>>53625349

I don't like the way vapes taste.. They're either very fake fruity chemical flavors, or bitter-ish tobacco.

I haven't had a single natural/organic tobacco-tasting one.
>muh brand

>>53625349
*tips burger*

>>53625349

DO YOU FUCKINF VAPE BRO? I FUCKING VAPE BRO

I GOT STRAWBERRY KIWI THUNDERFUCK FLAVOR BRO ITS FUCKINF AMAZING

YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT VAPERS BRO? CUZ VAPING IS LIFE IF I HEAR YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT VAPERS ILL FUCKING THROW DOWN BRO

File: 100_0065.jpg (3MB, 4288x3216px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4288x3216px

>>53618644
Either of these + coffee

>>53626378
That looks tasty Tbh finnbro

File: eggs benedict smoked salmon.jpg (69KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 640x480px

>>53615997
this is normal here, in upstate NY and I know canadians eat similar breakfasts as my wife is canadian and we met at a lumber job up north
usually we'd have a side of bacon/sausage or coffee

File: 1452431127981.gif (737KB, 500x424px) Image search: [Google]

737KB, 500x424px

>>53619671
>>53619788
>mfw

I eat porridge literally every weekday if I can.
You guys just have to makes memes and projecting out of everything

>>53627838
Are porridge and oatmeal the same thing? I eat oatmeal every weekday. Don't eat breakfast on weekends though.

File: Tea-and-Biscuits.jpg (17KB, 615x409px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 615x409px

>>53615997

File: 1452174289449.jpg (1MB, 5000x5000px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 5000x5000px

>>53626378
>cucumbers

>>53627987
>Are porridge and oatmeal the same thing?

I believe that oatmeal is a porridge, but not all porridge is oatmeal.. You also have semolina porridge and fuck knows how many other kinds of porridge.

>>53628092
Thanks for clarifying nice anon

File: dafug.jpg (38KB, 680x793px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 680x793px

>>53617141
>Base crème fraiche

>>53627987
porridge is an heated grain mixed with a diary product
If you have your oatmeal with warm milk, it is a porridge

>>53628251
what if it's with water? (ran out of milk this morning)

>>53628251
>an heated

File: milko_4.jpg (54KB, 540x540px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 540x540px

mpougatsa of course, thessaloniki special

tBh I dont know, only kids are eating here breakfast

>>53628342
it's like you know the rules of english better than I do
an H (silent or minimally pronounced, followed by a vowel calls for an "an" not an "a"

>>53629052
the h in heated is not silent you silly goose

>>53629215
like the h in hero isn't but it is a minor consonant followed by a strong vowel..
so it really is "an hero", which I would do, if I were you

File: naamapalmu-tonnin_kokki.png (42KB, 238x351px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 238x351px

>>53629166
>Tfw only recognize egg in that dish

>>53629290
make like aN mobility scooter and fuck off

>>53629413
scoot off to fuck your mother in an hole or 2 m8

>>53629397
>beans
>avocado
>cheese
>tortilla chips soaked in some sort of sauce
>thyme
Can't make anything else out

Just had a three egg scramble with cream cheese, and two slices of buttered olive bread toast.

Feeling all charged up to shitpost with you lads

I have the same breakfast almost every morning

-3 egg whites
-1 slice peanutbutter toast
-3 strips bacon
-Piece of fruit
-Water or Orange Juice
-Energy drink on my way to work

On a weekend I sometimes change it up with something like flapjacks or biscuits & gravy.

>>53629604
Pretty much, bit it's coriander, not thyme. only sour cream is missing for optimum chilaquiles.

File: 455592deffae13e9a249b3442756e02d.jpg (56KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 600x600px

Taylor ham, egg, and cheese sandwich with orange juice or coffee

>>53629750
That's a lot of stuff for breakfast, i could never do that

>>53629750
how are you still alive

>>53629750
A flapjack for breakfast? I suppose it is just porridge in bar form, but the golden syrup seems too sugary for the morning.

>>53629604
But why would you soak crisps in a sauce? They would get all soggy.

>>53630000
>>53629960
Bacon, eggs, toast, and a fruit is a standard breakfast Tbh
But I am a big guy
>4u

>>53630031
Flapjacks, waffles, and French toast, etc., with syrup are also normal breakfast items here.

>>53630094
Not so sure about tortilla chips, but corn chips with something like chili on top are fucking great when they go soft and start falling apart.

>>53630031
>golden syrup seems too sugary for the morning.

Americans unironically eat waffles, pancakes or donuts for breakfast.. They don't often think things are too sweet. I enjoy sugary cereals and even chocolate on toast for breakfast, and I thought most American breakfast foods were way too sweet...

>>53628241
it's surprisingly good

File: Flickr_jennerosity_3399911471--Nachos.jpg (78KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 1024x768px

>>53630094
>he doesn't leave his nacho chips in the nacho cheese for five minutes when he's at the theater so it can soak through and have that nice chewy taste
Never had what that mexican posted, but I can see the appeal.

>>53630865
That "cheese" looks revolting.

>>53618754
Do you have a recipe for this bread?

File: revolting tastiness.jpg (472KB, 1800x1200px) Image search: [Google]

472KB, 1800x1200px

>>53631077
I know but it tastes bretty good when it's nice and warm.

>>53630865
>cheese

Aha

File: o.jpg (52KB, 700x466px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 700x466px

>>53615997
Not typical at all, but it's my favourite breakfast/evening meal.

>>53631300

This bread looks awful

>>53631358
???
It's extremely tasty

>>53631295
what are those? look really tasty bro

File: 1444910485103.jpg (14KB, 350x350px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 350x350px

>>53631300
Stop lying joao

>>53631424

The crust is horrible and it's obviously undercooked. I already know it's tasteless and I already know this crust will fall apart.

>>53631456
Looks like simple bread and nutella

In the week mainly bread with butter and honey. Apple or orange juice to drink

In the weekend. Fried tomatoes and bacon with some cheese or some other brunchy shit

File: 01072015110820pao-frances_villa-dos-paes__foto-leo-feltran_005.jpg (113KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 800x600px

>>53631522
I don't eat exactly those things, but it's more or less the generic Brazilian breakfast - coffee, bread, butter, cheese, ham and some kind of fruit.

>>53631544
I rather crusty bread as well. Ok, you win, that one wasn't that good.
>2/3 of Brazil call that kind of bread 'pão francês' (french bread), while the other 1/3 (southeners, mostly) call it 'pão de trigo' (wheat bread)

>>53631871

oh I've been to Brazil and the average bread is not bad at all but that one really frustled my jimbobs

>>53617748
>>53618290
>>53622696

I wonder if this is a Scandi thing. I've been having raw oats, milk and sugar for breakfast for the last 15 years and I still love it everytime.

>>53631456
>what are those? look really tasty bro

That's... Sliced bread with one of the most common jarred spreads in the world. Is proper bread really that foreign to Americans?

>>53617039
this

>>53631112
1) go to shop
2) steal a bread
3) you got bread