ITT: we record ourselves reading the first lines of "Alice's adventures in Wonderland" and then we judge each other
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WnTaRviIhx
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UEoL6OCoBL
I have no idea
>>53610605
Your voice sounds ironic British.
>>53611698
You mean it's exaggerated?
Guess what state I live in http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d45WV5dXQc
>>53611841
Alabama
>>53610697
tyrone?
>>53610697
r u a trap
>>53611841
You sound like Brendan Dassey, so Wisconsin
>>53612400
No...just a girl that sounds guyish
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rl0NTZ4pU9
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1naSUUqwvv3
now one where i'm not pretending to be English...
>>53612457
Salad Fingers/10
>>53612445
post elbows
>>53612486
Holy shit.
>>53612526
u wot m8
>>53612463
Way to be daft
>>53612629
I really still am not sure what OP wants
>>53612664
OP wants any kind of English accent, not a stereotypical British accent.
>>53612769
Oh I see
Please post more of this dancing guy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lqvYOyPoBu
>>53612797
Last one, sadly
>>53612826
It was good while it lasted, thanks anon
>>53612799
Good English, Vladimir
>>53612848
Same with your voice
>>53612848
>>53612797
>not knowing Tayne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maAFcEU6atk
>>53612913
4d3d3d3 was the best imo
>>53612940
the Flarhgunnstow is unquestionably the best dance move of all time
>>53612940
Hat wobble is the best tbqh.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fXug0bc1sU
r8
>>53612990
Yeah, flarhunnstow is probably the best.
Also, did Oyster in black make you uncomfortable too?
>>53612913
Hahaha nice. I love Tim and Eric type stuff
thanks
>hat wobble
>yes
hahahahaha
>>53612871
>Same with your voice
I really like making vocaroos...If you actually like my voice I can make some more although I dont want to fug up the thread
also sadly i dont have many good gifs
>>53613037
This thread is pretty much dead, so go ahead if you want to.
>>53613006
get out of here, Tayne!
>>53613027
My hovercraft is full of eels/10
>>53613064
>This thread is pretty much dead, so go ahead if you want to.
after a bit. I have to watch the tayne video again
>>53613029
if by uncomfortable you mean aroused
>>53613027
Sounds young. 19? Brazilian accents in English > Spanish accents
>>53613119
I'm 21
>>53613077
What?
>>53613116
I mean completely uncomfortable on many levels
>>53613137
You sound like my Brazilian counterpart
>>53613137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6D1YI-41ao
I want someone to murder some classic Bing Crosby with exaggerated lower class British accent
>>53613186
How is Górny Śląsk this time of year?
>>53612463
so this is what the polish guy who posts those pics sounds like
>>53613280
>those pics
Are you referring to CP m8?
>>53613280
fuck im high
>>53612457
>>53613225
I looks the same all year long
black
>>53613343
it looks the same*
jesus fuck
>>53613343
Lmao I visited once a while ago
Okay now I'm just reading a post I liked
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17N6VgmVbEJ
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L22fwGr0Fe
Speaking quietly bc my brother is sleeping. My mouth gets full of saliva when I speak in English, for some reason...
>>53613186
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aSPf8ktkGi
n-no bully pls
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NKD6pFAQTL
>>53613170
>>53613171
I don't know how to feel
>>53613408
Nice voice, I do like.
>>53613490
My broeder van en ander moeder
>>53613543
It's fine lmao
>>53613543
You sound american as fugg
>>53613543
British
>>53613614
:^D
okay now reading another post I liked
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rckicn8kxg
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nfVus3DT4b
slavic/10?
>>53613703
>>53613621
I think I have a very generic accent. It becomes American in fast speech, but I am trying very hard to deburger it atm. So is it closer to British or American?
To avoid starting another thread: anyone wants to try reading this (Spanish)?
La vanidad se encuentra en los lugares más inesperados: al lado de la bondad, de la abnegación, de la generosidad. Cuando yo era chico y me desesperaba ante la idea de que mi madre debía morirse un día (con los años se llega a saber que la muerte no sólo es soportable sino hasta reconfortante), no imaginaba que mi madre pudiese tener defectos. Ahora que no existe, debo decir que fue tan buena como puede llegar a serlo un ser humano.
>>53613779
I will try to if you tell me the general stress pattern.
Guess on the basis of my accent where I'm from
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dXloe2j1ku
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DmJRTqq7qS
botched this one bad, it's pic related
>>53613779
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08mUiGQ4jim
>>53613908
Fug. Breddy good actually
>>53613722
you have a nice laugh m8
>>53613729
scared me t b h cause it was so loud.
sounds almost like a german accent, though
>>53613729
You sound like my German-Hungarian English teacher lmao
She was a cutie tho
>>53613865
If you mean youre not from the Netherlands then I'm gonna say Germany.
>>53613956
gracias
>>53614085
Have you learnt Spanish? You pronounce "r" correctly
>>53614085
Judging by your voice I'd say you're cute
>>53614121
Not purposely studied it very much, but in my childhood I went to a school that was over 90% hispanic kids so I got really exposed to it when I was young. I feel like I know enough that I could get around in a Spanish speaking country, although I have alot of problems with grammar
http://vocaroo.com/i/s188E6XWMfc3 I am not sure how it turned out, probably pretty shit
reading a post from /lgbt/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RYjofJi1vt
>>53614416
>Sounds fine, Finnbro
>>53614252
Yeah grammar is a bitch, but Spanish is pretty easy 2bh (not as easy as English) but you catch it like a cold
>>53610605
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CNNeCoPn9g
could i pass as a native anywhere in the anglosphere?
>>53610605
So wait, do we use an English accent, as in from England, or do want us to simply read in our normal voice to see what kind of accent we have?
>>53614578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbPWitSTe2k
>>53614578
Almost, friend
no bully
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04UzKa75vM3
>>53613543
You sort of sound like Pooh Bear.
>>53614678
Your accent reminds me of home down South
>>53614682
Is that a good thing
>>53614893
I like Pooh Bear's voice actor's voice, so yeah.
>>53614887
thanks I guess
I'm from the outskirts of Houston, it's a mystery to me and my parents how I picked this up
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Muz5MuR2Cd
>>53615018
I'm from Tennessee and have an accent similar to yours, so I don't know lol
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kfNg97AL2N
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pUpzUQxV6y
>>53615201
2american
>>53610605
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qLg0jNw5Y1
>>53615226
Sorry lad
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DmL4617hNP
Tennessee fag reporting
>>53610605
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fjdJXXlc8v
I hate my voice.
North Buckinghamshire btw
>>53615354
Your voice is fine, lad.
Mine >>53615336 is worse imo
>>53615392
I like it mate, loads better than other nasally Americans.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03QqzJyKKwV
>>53615455
https://clyp.it/0ikdgjsu
>>53615354
>that accent
>>53615559
DELETE THIS
>>53615584
Your accent is fine, he's just a mad abbo
>>53615354
You kinda sound like Milo Yiannopoulos or Will from the Inbetweeners
Nice accent btw
>>53615354
whew your accent and your voice makes up for a funny combination.
So, any considerations on OP?
>>53614592
English, not British.
Just read it in your normal voice.
>>53614578
Gesù Cristo, hai modificato elettronicamente il tono o hai un subwoofer naturale?
>>53615354
I'm sorry, I just can't stop laughing
>>53615726
Post yours then
>>53615726
Already did la>>53615201
>>53615354
I like that accent quite a bit. In fact, I very much like most British/English accents, and would like to learn how to speak in them one day.
>>53615766
You sound American desu, where are you from?
>>53615766
You aren't me cunt
Someone read this with a thick scottish or chav accent please
Rate my seppo accent
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d10ndR1zaz
I think I really need to practice my pronunciation
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k1Uxmn6EYo
>>53616204
AAYYYYY ESSSSSAAAYYYY
>>53615712
kek m'ero svegliato da poco, col tempo migliora.
>>53610605
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cb0xclkVv4
>>53613779
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sFiRzoEyaP
>>53610605
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09NPhfSdjEi
r8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EYZMIzyMkw
hello roachman here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FLgeZY2Vl5
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NubT8hI43W
r8.
>>53621193
Alice is sitting with MY sister?!?
>all these people with almost flawless accent and pronounciation
what the fuck ?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OODLFv5N6N
>>53622614
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EFqbXJA3cr
>>53610605
Hangover/10
Apologies bros
Guess where I'm from and the specific part of the country.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rSK7qW7oWQ
>>53616165
Absolutely fucking disgusting you filthy piece of shit bogan cunt, go fucking hang yourself you useless shit eating mongoloid emu cucked shitstain.
>>53624982
We're still full Ahmed, fuck off.
>>53625168
Jesus, I'd rather go to Germany than your baking hot faggot tier, irrelevant on any level, """country"""". Fucking inbred convict bogan. Fuck yourself, your sisters too busy with your dad at the moment.
>>53625491
Only an immigrant would be this bad at bantz
>>53625832
You're absolute filth and you know it.
Not only is your country shit but so are the people. Sitting around a group of shrill, shrieking Australian women whilst they drink themselves into oblivion. The unmistakable smell of stale piss rising from their general direction as they start to lose control of themselves with cries of " ayyyy DEB DEB look at the fuckin' wifi speed shiiit".
I've travelled a lot and never in my life have I seen such a disgusting bunch of cheap, easy, lowlifes. Nobody surpasses you guys at being complete subhumans.
> fuck off we're full
Well thank god for that.
>>53626192
ebin
>>53626356
Classy.
>>53626435
takbir my brown friend
may isis continue to cuck you like everyone else in history
>>53610605
lmao
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aOBoqSiKr9