/asean/

We will.
Thanks mate

pertamax

Fuck USA

Whats happening? Just got home from work and too tired to even watch news on tv

first for chicanoss

>>53560444
prank went too far

>>53560634
abdul man, he does these things I tell you

>>53560634
he actually did it? absolute madman

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>you will never grab her away from danger
>you will never let her sob on your shoulder
>you will never calm her and whisper "you must eat all the eggs!"

THREE THREADS REALLY???

>>53560991
why didnt he carry her

what a faggot

FUCK YOUR GAY SHIT

WOHOOO

more like sillypenis mriite lads

>>53561309
ha nice

hello, what is this happening?

bumpin

More like Inbomesia am I right?

>>53564991
wew lads

>>53564983
>>53564983
>>53564983

>>53560991
nice cutie

>>53562993
just prank and people overreacting mong

>>53562993
terrorists bombing each other

>>53565154
Malaysia didn't do this. Malaysia sad you think she into terrorist

>>53561089
May have had another on the other side at the same time.

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I'm looking at this really good property
>just in front of a little church
>good neighbourhood
>the house is really well done, looks brand new
>landlady is called "Natalia"
>only £350 (bills not included)
>Large garden with built in spa
>decking with patio
>prefers quiet student

but
>she has 3 cats
>lives alone (I think although she did have a baby crib in one of her pictures)
hmmm... crazy cat lady? I like cats too, but this is too convenient for me... probably a single woman, with my favourite animals, house is amazing and the rent is cheap.

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>>53565228
Just meet her first. There's a cat at my place and the Landlady's a bit into SJW

Signs of a crazy cat lady:
>the place reeks of cat poo
>there are scratch marks all over the house
>the person is quite grumpy when it comes to relationships
>prefers the comfort of cats than a love life
>loves binge eating

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>>53565145
s-steal a kiss from me?

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>>53565395

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>>53565395
Much more than that :p

>tfw godless commie country
>tfw ISIS will never bother us

it's a good feel

>>53565434
Mexico no!!! Philipine x Malaysia is the only OTP >_<

>>53565523
soon akhi
soon

>>53565228
My girlfriend is a lodger and her landlady is a mad old prostitute who smokes weed every day, aside from her annoying grandkids she's cool.

Honestly old single women are good to live with, they look after you more than anything.

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>>53565273
SJW can be easily exploitable though, at least you know she's not a racist jerk and will be more willing to "understand" our situation as a non-white when making late payments.

>>53565349
>>53565273
I'll call her in two hours, I have a seminar like in half an hour and I'm still naked in bed

>>53565532
N-no

Indomie is getting jelly

>>53565523
watch out for china,my man

>>53565523
nice thinking there nguyen, but I have bad news for you

Whats for dinner lads?

>>53565532
That's not possible if last year only Malaysia got the good Animax Carnival while PH got a shitty one.

>>53565523
I somehow find it funny that people keep saying Vietnam is a poor country when in some aspects it's doing better than even the Philippines.

>>53565607
sate

>>53565607
My stomach acid and gut bacteria

>>53565607
chicken adobo

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>>53565579
Well, she certainly hates Donald Trump and love refugees. At least she's pretty cool when she isn't talking about those things.

>>53565607
Nilaga
don't worry,it's the beef kind

>>53565607
Nilagang Baka

>>53565680
baka desu senpai

>>53565582
Indoneetsia got Papaya New Genie, it's ok :)

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>>53565607
Satay of bravery and anti-terrorism

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>>53565523
Good thinking.

Singapore is next, for being a busybody.
http://www.todayonline.com/singapore/singapore-join-fight-against-isis

>>53565674
>>53565579
according to r/asianmasculinity this is the only type of white people that is acceptable

>>53565576
>smokes weed everyday
>old prostitute
wew, I wouldn't want her as landlady. I remember when my mentor told me that he accidentally rented a flat in an unofficial red light district. The Police asked him if they could literally use his house a base to listen in and spy on pimps, druggies and prostitutes.

>>53565712
But what about Bronie?

Has he gone full >>>/mlp/ ?

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>>53565616
We can make each other better this year. It's 2016 now :3

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>>53565728
delet dis, I find that picure offensive

>>53565674
that's a cute cat btw :3

>>53565746
>tfw cops around the world actually monitor other people

>>53565744
r/asianmasculinity can go burn in hell. They are only embarrassing yellow piggus :(

>>53565607
nasi goreng

>>53565750
Yes.

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>>53565776
Thank (You) nyaa :3

>>53565746
Nah she's not a prostitute anymore. She quit like 30 years ago ago, the area is a middle class hipster-city, she's nearly 70 now.

She just claims bennies, pension and gets her grandson to buy weed.
She's chill, only charges like 200 a month, bills included, only rents to female students.
I think she's lonely more than anything

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>brought a full set suit
>I forgot to do a tie knot
>watch youtube tutorial
>says being able to tie a tie knot is a symbol of manhood
I'm not a man ;_;

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>>53565532
true

>>53565746
Why would your mentor even snitch on the cops operation?

>>53565957
he moved out already and he did let them use his house because he was an ex-cop too lol.

>>53565927
£200 bills included? noice

>>53565929
That means you've become a grill :DDDD

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>>53565929
You can always dress up like a cute girl

>>53566006
It wasn't that secret if he could openly talk about it then.

>>53565607
Just had a bowl of Yoshinoya

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>>53565955
<3

isis is confirmed behind the attack

>>53566175
IS has too many agents

It's sink or swim if they don't follow the task

>>53566175
Sauce?

Is Indonesia full Durka? I know that Malasia and Brunei are Sharia Wahabbi tier countrys but I thought that Indonesia, besides Aceh, was a peaceful secular country. I'm wrong?

>>53566154
I miss eating Yoshinoya tbqh.

any good hentai english vn after starless and euphoria

>>53566342
detik

>>53565607

Freedom satay

>>53566456
That's true, but sadly it doesn't keep us safe from them

>>53566456
all mudslimes goes full durka durka, no exceptions.

>>53566478
Little busters?

idk I haven't gotten the chance to play a VN since 2 years ago

>>53566478
taimanin asagi

>>53566456
>Indonesia, besides Aceh
different country m8

>>53566710
t. GAM
Fuck off GAM

>>53566478
I couldn't finish starless, too much teasing.

>le jakarta berani
>le jakarta tidak takut teroris
semakin keliatan pathetic kalo menghibur diri kayak gini
kek

Jakarta ramai
Hatiku sepi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO9JO_SMAG8

>>53567007
I bet you're a coward Bandungfag

>>53567202
t. jakartafag memer

Tagalog vs Bisaya round 2 when?

Are you guys not playing nice? Should I lecture you guys again?

>>53567229
Jakarta is the best city in Indonesaia isn't a meme ;)

>>53567323
yes

>>53567323
>t. terroristfag

>>53567323
It's a mistake to let Indons carry out the mission without our supervision desu.

>>53567323
Says the kamikaze of /asean/

this is now a reconciliation thread

3 full moons from now will come another calamity.

>>53567536
don't use amateur this time, Mahmoud

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>>53560379
>When you country muslim don't extremist enough to care.

>>53567649
hi Nguyen, how's the guerilla war there?

Batagor + Sprite

im good for now senpaitachi

>>53567649
what religious holidays does vietnam observe?

>>53567759
ho chi min birthday

>>53567720
I should just annex Lao and Cambodia already, more place to guerilla.
>>53567759
Folk religious but i'm catholic.
Well, enjoy more free day to rest.

When was the last time you drink worm medicine?
I just drank mine few days ago after watching this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWTU0ydnhK0

>>53566710
Explain

>>53566478
nekopara 2

>>53567649
Thailand last year, now Indonesia.. next is definitely Vietnam.

Prepare your anus, they targeting foreigners.

>>53567505
You mean integration?

>>53566478
KoiChoco

>>53567984
I don't think I've ever taken it. I did once a forum at my uni about it, where they were saying that worm medicine here was made to taste like candy so that kids would like it. The lecturer was even interviewed in the news.

>>53567759
What's the national saint of Philippines?

>>53568026
well indonesia and aceh are two different countries

>>53568040
Yeah it doesn't taste bad at all

>>53568026
The only province that use sharia law is aceh and only aceh, it's outrage ridiculous. Google aceh sharia law, fucking barbaric

>>53568065
pepsi

>>53568026
it's common misconception, it's like people think Greenland is their own country

>>53568037
>Country Muslim is less than 0,15%, most of them is Cham.
If shit happen country gonna remove Cham really hard, not that i want ho.

>>53568040
Wouldn't the worms just grow fatter bc of the sugar?

will you fucks get like china already and keep the muzzies in check?

>>53568209
I have a muslim friend from Vietnam, he speaks funny language

>>53568065
San Lorenzo Ruiz

>>53568258
Your land, your laws

Allahu Akbar

Get rid of Sharia in the Christian domain or suffer the consequences

>>53568123
>>53568167
New 2004 when?

>>53568065
Alice Gonzaga

Prof Snape dies...

>>53568265
1/3 of Vietnamese Muslim is Cham.
The rest is you, malay and the one that converted through wives.

>>53568258
china will destroy your country too

>>53568419
I thought he was still young
He was 69 apparently

>>53568419
What does this have to do with the current events?

http://cnnphilippines.com/news/2016/01/14/LTFRB-arrogant-rude-violent-cab-drivers.html

When you watch too much anime

>>53568955
>unsheathes katana

This is why small talk isn't always advisable.

>>53568258
I'd rather be dead than chink

>>53568955
>katana
why not balisong?

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>>53568955
>>53569066
Reminder to pay the proper taxi fair

>>53565724
this nigga gonna be rich by tomorrow, his action made an excellent ad

>>53569152
because he is a weeaboo

>>53567959
I noticed there's surprisingly alot
(though far from being majority) of Christians in Vietnam despite gommunism

There was like a nice looking cathedral in Hanoi that I don't remember the name of

>>53569166
I always prefer jeepney over taxi, as it's cheaper and it makes me feel less like a sissy

>>53569201
I think it's because of French influence. Wasn't there also Cao Dai (or however it's called) which has some Christian elements?

>>53569269
Of course it was some French influence, and probably Cao Dai aswell

Let's summon a Thaifag and ask him about Siam Paragon.

>>53569256
Only business men and sex tourists take cab desu

>>53569391
There hasn't been a legit Thai poster here in months

>Went to Fisher Mall two weeks ago
>They have a restaurant called Truly Asia
I'm surprised they haven't been sued yet.

>>53569201
Both Catholic and Commie cause another problem, but Commie and Catholic accept other so the country can be better rather become full shit like Thailand, because united nationalism.
Both Commie and Catholic accept co-exist.
They keep hate and talking bad each other, but problem rarely occult anymore.

>>53568526
Didn't Bowie also die at the age of 69?

Post song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkgfsvJvMSs

Remember lads "It has nothing to do with Islam". Islam is the most perfect and truest religion. So if a Muslim wearing a suicide vest goes up to your family and blows himself up shouting ALLLLLLLLLLAAAHHHUAKKBARRRRRR, it has nothing to do with Islam. Repeat after me. It has nothing to do with Islam.It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam. It has nothing to do with Islam.

>>53569591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8Iu3m-gqds

>>53569647
reported you to MI6 m8

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>>53569269
They're more Confucian than Chirstian.
But the symbol...

>>53569679
EYE
IN
THE
SKY

>>53565607
daging korban bom sarinah

>>53569647
It has nothinng to do with Islam but it's clearly Malaysia's fault

>>53569591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhf3c02e-Zs
I really feel annoyed that a certain love team uses this. Whose great idea was it to play snippets of songs, changing songs every few seconds, on TV? It sounds jarring.

>>53569698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56hqrlQxMMI
This song should have been in GTA. I mean, they even had a mission named after it.

>>53569591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7-Q9HSR1WI

>>53568955
manila and their taxi drivers

>>53569734
It has plenty to do with Islam, not Malaysia

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Is it true that some taxi drivers in Manila gas their passengers to knock them out and steal their properties and organs?

>>53569870
Mostly Malaysian immigrants.

>>53569801
Ugh, my ears literally hurts
Post better hip-hop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYc2jl1SY9A

>>53569647
true

>>53569647
Are you the same guy pretending to Malay from previous threads - making slur words against the Chinese? And now this? Is this the only way for you to get (You). Are you really this out of idea, unable to make funny or at least clever conversation here? Then you complain about being lonely and tfw no gf eventhough you claimed that you're rich and whatnot. Even here you can't create something original, being witty until you have to resort to this - that's why girls find you boring? Is this how 'nice boy' behaves? Fuck off you fucking scum. You will never have a companion. You will never have a friend and no one even cares if you died alone you fucking faggot.

>>53569971
the autism is strong in this one

>>53569951
heh my cousin used to be in Saykoji in the early 2000's as a backup dancer

Why are people here so salty of Malaysia? I mean Malaysia is Truly Asia but that doesn't mean you guys aren't Asia too.

Wew lads. It seems like shit happen over there.

>>53569870
I've never heard of that happen and even if it did it was probably a one-time thing. I have heard of at least one instance of a taxi driver doing a hold-up on passengers, although in most cases it's the other way around, or more of ten, taxi drivers returning valuables left behind.

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>muslim apologists are at it again

>>53569971
uh wtf are you talking about? which thread again?

>>53569870
It's not Manila anon.

FUCK

>>53569870
"""""some"""""

almost all of them are entitled fuckers who tries to force their passengers to give them, at least, an additional $2+ as a """""tip"""""

fuck them.

THERE IS NO MORE MERCY

>>53570046
Because each and everyone of us here is hungry for the title of Truly Asia. We've got eyes on you like a fucking hawk equipped with an amplified version of the Hubble telescope; the moment you make a slip or stray from your path of being Truly Asia, we'll pounce

>>53570060
Just another day in Indonistan

ALL OF YOU

A L L
L
L

O F
F

Y O U
O
U

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Me on the right.

>>53570161
>tip system

They're trying to enforce 'murrican expense patterns here. Too bad pinoys are too stingy when it comes to cash.

>>53570060
Malaysia bully us again, pls halp Hung Kung ;_;

FIGHT ME IRL

>>53570259
t. M'laysia

A S E A N ?

More like

Ass
Saggy tits
Enema
Areola
Nuts

H A H A H A H A H A H A

>>53570339
Shut up Najib.

>>53570339
PROXYFAG PLS GO

You're messing up /asean/ fun time.

>>53570384
What is wrong ?
I enjoy the heat there.

>>53570413
Oh

Some people are 2new here to shitpost with.

>>53560991
that man is getting some pussy in the few days to come

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Just had my first jollibee around the start of the year. Took me long enough to pay internet bill.

>>53561077
it's not indon if we don't overreact.

The name "Malaysia" is a combination of the word "Malay" and the Latin-Greek suffix "-sia"/-σία.[18] The word "melayu" in Malay may derive from the Tamil words "malai" and "ur" meaning "mountain" and "city, land", respectively.[19][20][21] "Malayadvipa" was the word used by ancient Indian traders when referring to the Malay Peninsula.[22][23][24][25][26] Whether or not it originated from these roots, the word "melayu" or "mlayu" may have been used in early Malay/Javanese to mean to steadily accelerate or run. This term was applied to describe the strong current of the river Melayu in Sumatra.[27] The name was later adopted by the Melayu Kingdom that existed in the seventh century on Sumatra.[28][29]

Before the onset of European colonisation, the Malay Peninsula was known natively as "Tanah Melayu" ("Malay Land").[30][31] Under a racial classification created by a German scholar Johann Friedrich Blumenbach, the natives of maritime Southeast Asia were grouped into a single category, the Malay race.[32][33] Following the expedition of French navigator Jules Dumont d'Urville to Oceania in 1826, he later proposed the terms of "Malaysia", "Micronesia" and "Melanesia" to the Société de Géographie in 1831, distinguishing these Pacific cultures and island groups from the existing term "Polynesia". Dumont d'Urville described Malaysia as "an area commonly known as the East Indies".[34] In 1850, the English ethnologist George Samuel Windsor Earl, writing in the Journal of the Indian Archipelago and Eastern Asia, proposed naming the islands of Southeast Asia as "Melayunesia" or "Indunesia", favouring the former.[35] In modern terminology, "Malay" remains the name of an ethnoreligious group of Austronesian people predominantly inhabiting the Malay Peninsula and portions of the adjacent islands of Southeast Asia, including the east coast of Sumatra, the coast of Borneo, and smaller islands that lie between these areas.[36]

>>53570567
The state that gained independence from the United Kingdom in 1957 took the name the "Federation of Malaya", chosen in preference to other potential names such as "Langkasuka", after the historic kingdom located at the upper section of the Malay Peninsula in the first millennium CE.[37][38] The name "Malaysia" was adopted in 1963 when the existing states of the Federation of Malaya, plus Singapore, North Borneo and Sarawak formed a new federation.[39] One theory posits the name was chosen so that "si" represented the inclusion of Singapore, North Borneo, and Sarawak to Malaya in 1963.[39] Politicians in the Philippines contemplated renaming their state "Malaysia" before the modern country took the name.[40]

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>>53565607
lalapan chicken

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>non-4chan user not in 4Chink using meme arrow
WKWKWKWKWK

>>53560434
Fuck you faggot

>>53570603
History
Evidence of modern human habitation in Malaysia dates back 40,000 years.[41] In the Malay Peninsular, the first inhabitants are thought to be Negritos.[42] Traders and settlers from India and China arrived as early as the first century AD, establishing trading ports and coastal towns in the second and third centuries. Their presence resulted in strong Indian and Chinese influences on the local cultures, and the people of the Malay Peninsula adopted the religions of Hinduism and Buddhism. Sanskrit inscriptions appear as early as the fourth or fifth century.[43] The Kingdom of Langkasuka arose around the second century in the northern area of the Malay Peninsula, lasting until about the 15th century.[37] Between the 7th and 13th centuries, much of the southern Malay Peninsula was part of the maritime Srivijaya Empire. After the fall of Srivijaya, the Majapahit Empire had influence over most of Peninsular Malaysia and the Malay Archipelago.[44] Islam began to spread among Malays in the 14th century via Arabs, Central Asian, Indian traders.[7] In the early 15th century, Sultan Iskandar Shah, a runaway king of the former Kingdom of Singapura, founded the Malacca Sultanate, commonly considered the first independent state in the peninsula area.[45] Malacca was an important commercial centre during this time, attracting trade from around the region.

Sumilip muna ako sa room ng kapatid kong si Pia, tiniyak na wala doon ang mas nakababatang kapatid, bago ako pumasok sa loob. Nandoon kasi sa kuwarto niya ang computer. Hindi pa ako nakakapagsimula ng ita-type na report nang lumabas mula sa banyo si Pia, bagong paligo at nakatapis lang ng tuwalyang natatakluban lang ng bahagya ang makikinis at mapuputi nitong hita.

“Kuya Paul, nandyan ka pala?” nakangiti nitong bati.

“May ita-type lang ako. Akala ko kasi wala ka kaya pumasok na ako. Teka, labas lang ako, magbihis ka muna.”

Napalingon agad ako sa monitor ng PC nang Makita ang ayos ng aking kapatid. Kahit sa gilid ng mata ko, nakikita ko ang kaputian ni Pia, ang mga hita nitong parang umiilaw sa puti at kinis. Parang naglalaro pa sa aking ilong ang amoy ng sabong pampaligo na ginamit nito. Nakaramdam ako ng paninigas ng titi.

“Hindi, sige, mamaya ka na lumabas. Gawin mo muna yan. Di pa naman ako magbibihis, papatuyo muna ako ng buhok.”

“Akala ko kasama ka ni Mommy sa grocery.” Sabi ko na kunwari’y may binabasa.

“Si Manong Vic lang ang kasama.”

>>53570620
Why are you replying to your own post?

>>53570648
In 1511, Malacca was conquered by Portugal,[7] after which it was taken by the Dutch in 1641. In 1786, the British Empire established a presence in Malaya, when the Sultan of Kedah leased Penang to the British East India Company. The British obtained the town of Singapore in 1819,[46] and in 1824 took control of Malacca following the Anglo-Dutch Treaty. By 1826, the British directly controlled Penang, Malacca, Singapore, and the island of Labuan, which they established as the crown colony of the Straits Settlements. By the 20th century, the states of Pahang, Selangor, Perak, and Negeri Sembilan, known together as the Federated Malay States, had British residents appointed to advise the Malay rulers, to whom the rulers were bound to defer to by treaty.[47] The remaining five states in the peninsula, known as the Unfederated Malay States, while not directly under British rule, also accepted British advisers around the turn of the 20th century. Development on the peninsula and Borneo were generally separate until the 19th century. Under British rule the immigration of Chinese and Indians to serve as labourers was encouraged.[48] The area that is now Sabah came under British control as North Borneo when both the Sultan of Brunei and the Sultan of Sulu transferred their respective territorial rights of ownership, between 1877 and 1878.[49] In 1842, Sarawak was ceded by the Sultan of Brunei to James Brooke, whose successors ruled as the White Rajahs over an independent kingdom until 1946, when it became a crown colony.[50]

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Different from Parisfags pussies who run from a bombing scene, we actually run TO the bombing scene.

>>53570618
I was pretty surprised too when sein it for the first time on Line

Pasimple kong nilingon ang aking kapatid na nasa may gilid ko, nakaupo to sa may kama niya. Nakataas ang isang paa nito, may kinukutingting sa kuko. Shit, ang puti talaga niya! sa edad niyang 16 anyos, buung-buo na ang katawan nito. Una mong mapapansin sa kanya ang kanyang mga boobs na mas malaki sa karaniwang size ng boobs ng mga ka-batch niya sa 4th year high school. Kumislot na ang alaga ko. sa simula pa lang, parang may malisya na ako sa kapatid ko. Siguro dahil sa hindi naman ako lumaki dito kasama ng Mommy ko. Halos isang taon lang ang agwat ng edad namin ni Pia. Bata pa lang kami, around five years old ata ako, naghiwalay na ang parents namin. Napunta ako kay Dad, si Pia naman ay kay Mommy. Simula nang maghiwalay na sila, siguro ay dalawang beses ko na lang ult nakita si Pia, yun ay nung bata pa rin kaming magkapatid. Sa mga lola kasi sa probinsya kami tumira ni Daddy at nang mamatay sa heart attack si Daddy nung isang taon, minabuti ni Lola na papuntahin ako rito sa Mommy ko sa Manila para na rin dito mag-college. Tuwang-tuwa sina Mommy nang lumipat na ako dito. Sa wakas daw ay may kasama na silang lalaki dito sa bahay. Si Manong Vic, ang driver nila, ang siyang lalaki lang dito.

>>53570685
In the Second World War, the Japanese Army invaded and occupied Malaya, North Borneo, Sarawak, and Singapore for over three years. During this time, ethnic tensions were raised and nationalism grew.[51] Popular support for independence increased after Malaya was reconquered, by Allied forces.[52] Post-war British plans to unite the administration of Malaya under a single crown colony called the "Malayan Union" met with strong opposition from the Malays, who opposed the weakening of the Malay rulers and the granting of citizenship to the ethnic Chinese. The Malayan Union, established in 1946, and consisting of all the British possessions in the Malay Peninsula with the exception of Singapore, was quickly dissolved and replaced on 1 February 1948 by the Federation of Malaya, which restored the autonomy of the rulers of the Malay states under British protection.[53] During this time, mostly Chinese rebels under the leadership of the Malayan Communist Party launched guerrilla operations designed to force the British out of Malaya. The Malayan Emergency lasted from 1948 to 1960, and involved a long anti-insurgency campaign by Commonwealth troops in Malaya.[54] After this a plan was put in place to federate Malaya with the crown colonies of North Borneo (which joined as Sabah), Sarawak, and Singapore. The proposed date of federation was 31 August 1963; however, the date was delayed until 16 September 1963 due to opposition from Indonesia's Sukarno and the Sarawak United Peoples' Party.[55]

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>>53570618
>tell you not to make hashtags
>proceed to make a hashtag

>>53570228
>dat cap
kek

“Ang lalim ata ng iniisip ni Kuya ah?” naputol ang aking diwa, hindi dahil sa boses ni Pia kundi dahil sa malambot na nakadikit sa may braso ko. Napalingon ako kay Pia. Nasa tabi ko na pala siya, hinila ang isang upuan at tumabi sa akin. Naramdaman ko ang kanyang boobs sa aking braso, nakadikit, parang kumikiskis sa bawat galaw ni Pia na nakatapis pa rin ng tuwalya. Kinuha nito ang isang kamay ko, ipinatong sa kanyang hita.

“Pia, anong ginagawa mo?”

“Ayaw mo ba Kuya? Akala ko gusto mong hinihimas ang mga hita ko?”

“Pero magkapatid tayo. .kapatid kita Pia. .”

“Di ba sabi mo sa akin dati na okey lang ito?”

Yun nga ang sinabi ko kay Pia dati. Muntik ko nang makalimutang sabihin sa inyo. Meron nga pala akong problema. Kapag naunahan ako ng libog, nawawala na ako sa tamang pag-iisip. Mas nasusunod ang pagnanasa. Ganun ang nangyari sa akin nung unang dating ko pa lang dito kina Mommy.
“Kuya, kahit finger lang, katulad last week. . .”

Tumayo si Pia sa inuupuang silya, nakatayo sa harap ko, hawak-hawak pa din ang isa kong kamay. Inilagay niya yun sa pagitan ng kanyang mga hita. Damang-dama ko ang kanyang pussy. Walang suot na panty ang kapatid ko! Napatingin ako kay Pia, nakangiti siya, nakakagat sa kanyang labi, parang natutuwa sa ginagawa.

“Kuya Paul, sige na. . .”

>>53570726
Federation brought heightened tensions including a conflict with Indonesia, Singapore's eventual exit in 1965,[56][57] and racial strife. This strife culminated in the 13 May race riots in 1969.[58] After the riots, the controversial New Economic Policy was launched by Prime Minister Tun Abdul Razak, trying to increase the share of the economy held by the bumiputera.[59] Under Prime Minister Mahathir Mohamad there was a period of rapid economic growth and urbanisation beginning in the 1980s. The economy shifted from being agriculturally based to one based on manufacturing and industry. Numerous mega-projects were completed, such as the Petronas Towers, the North-South Expressway, the Multimedia Super Corridor, and the new federal administrative capital of Putrajaya.[39] However, in the late 1990s the Asian financial crisis almost caused the collapse of the currency and the stock and property markets.[60]

Ewan ko lang, pero parang naging mahilig ang kapatid ko imula nung unang may gawin ako sa kanya. Tandang-tanda ko pa nung araw na yun. Wala pang isang buwan simula nang lumipat ako dito sa Manila sa bahay nina Mommy. Hindi pa ayos ang kuwartong gagamitin ko kaya doon muna ako natutulog sa kuwarto ni Pia samantalang siya ay katabi ni Mommy sa kuwarto nito. Wala si Mommy nung araw na yun, may convention ata sila sa Tagaytay. Nanonood kami ni Pia ng DVD sa kuwarto niya, 50 First Dates ni Adam Sandler at Drew Barrymore. Paborito niya yun, ilang beses na niyang napapanood. Sabi ko nga 51 times na niyang napapanood yun. Pero nakatulugan na niya ang panonood, siguro dahil almost 10 pm na tsaka ikaw ba naman ang manood nang paulit-ulit na pelikula, siguradong mabo-bore ka din doon. Nasa kama siya that time samantalang ako ay nakaupo sa sahig. Pagkatapos ng palabas, akala ko ay nanonood pa rin siya. Paglingon ko ay tulog na tolog na ito. Sinubukan ko siyang gisingin para makalipat na siya ng kuwarto pero parang sasagot lang ito nang paungol at tulog na ulit. Hindi ko na lang siya ginising. Dito na lang ako sa sahig. Naisip ko. Hinila ko ang kumot na bahagyang nakatakip sa kanya para gawing higaan ko sa sahig ngunit sa paghila ko, natambad sa akin ang di dapat kong makita. Ang suot ni Pia na parang daster na pantulog, nakalilis ang lalayan hanggang sa taas, konti na lang ay kita na ang kanyang panty. Napalunok ako. Kahit alam kong kapatid ko siya, may naramdaman akong pagnanasa. May malisya. Siguro ay dahil ngayon lang din kami nagkasama. Atsaka hindi naman magkalayo ang edad namin. Maganda pa at sexy ang kapatid ko. Ito na rin siguro ang mga dahilan kung bakit hindi ko maalis ang aking mga mata sa pagkakatingin sa kanyang mga hitang nakakasilaw ang puti. Napalunok ako ng laway. Alam kong mali ngunit nagawa kong himasin ang kanyang legs kahit abot-abot ang aking kaba. Ang kinis nun dahilan para lalong magwala ang aking alaga.

>>53570697
actually I seen it first in Kascuck, never knew it will spread out liek dis

which asean country is the new thailand?

thailand is a meme country now, too expensive

>>53570760
Government and Politics
Malaysia is a federal constitutional elective monarchy, and the only federation in Southeast Asia. The system of government is closely modelled on that of the Westminster parliamentary system, a legacy of British colonial rule.[61] The head of state is the Yang di-Pertuan Agong, commonly referred to as the King. The King is elected to a five-year term by and from among the nine hereditary rulers of the Malay states; the other four states, which have titular Governors, do not participate in the selection. By informal agreement the position is systematically rotated among the nine,[61] and has been held by Abdul Halim of Kedah since December 2011.[62] The King's role has been largely ceremonial since changes to the constitution in 1994, picking ministers and members of the upper house.[63]

Legislative power is divided between federal and state legislatures. The bicameral federal parliament consists of the lower house, the House of Representatives and the upper house, the Senate.[64] The 222-member House of Representatives is elected for a maximum term of five years from single-member constituencies. All 70 senators sit for three-year terms; 26 are elected by the 13 state assemblies, and the remaining 44 are appointed by the King upon the Prime Minister's recommendation.[7] The parliament follows a multi-party system and the government is elected through a first-past-the-post system. Since independence Malaysia has been governed by a multi-party coalition known as the Barisan Nasional.[7]

Nakarating sa bandang itaas ang aking kamay, malapit na sa kanyang itinatago. Nalilis ko rin ang laylayan ng suot niya, kita ko na ang bahagi ng kanyang puting cotton panty na may tatak pa ng power puff girls. Shit! Ang tambok ng puke ng kapatid ko! Bakat na bakat sa panty nito ang taba at hugis ng kanyang puke. Kita ko pa ang mangilan-ngilang hibla ng bulbol na lumalabas sa gilid ng kanyang undies. Napakapit ako sa aking titi, pinipiga, pinipigilan ang pagwawala. Hihimasin ko na sana ang kanyang singit nang biglang kumilos ito, tumalikod sa akin. Natakot ako na baka nagising at nagagalit. Hinintay ko siyang kumilos ulit. Matagal siyang walang kilos, tulog naman ata, hindi nagising.

Naisipan kong humiga sa kanyang tabi. Pinatay ko ang ilaw sa kuwarto, binuksan lang ang lamp shade sa tabi ng kama at humiga sa tabi ni Pia. Nakatalikod siya sa akin samantalang ako ay nakatagilid paharap sa likod niya. Makakatulog na sana ako nang maramdaman kong kumilos siya. Umusod ang kanyang katawan padikit sa aking katawan. Ang likod niya ay nasa dibdib ko na pero ang damang-dama ko ay ang pagkakadikit ng naninigas ko paring alalga sa may puwitan niya. amoy na amoy ko ang bango ng buhok niya. lakas loob akong yumapos sa kanya. Dama ko ang lambot ng kanyang katawan nang dumantay ang braso ko sa kanya. Kung gising si Pia, sigurado akong mararamdaman niya ang kumikislot kong alaga sa puwitan niya. Dito na nawalang tuluyan ang katinuan ko. Sa pagkakataong iyon, lumakas ang aking loob. Maging ako ay nagulat sa aking nagawa. Unang napagbalingan ko ang kanyang boobs na simula’t sapul pa lang nang dumating ako ay yun kaagad ang aking napansin. Mula sa aking pagkakayapos sa kanya, umakyat ang kamay ko papunta sa kanyang dalawang bundok. Diretso kaagad ako dun, sinapo ng isang kamay ang isang boobs. Lalo akong nalibugan nang naramdaman kong walang suot na bra ang aking kapatid.

Shit! Hawak-hawak ko na ang boobs ni Pia! Natuwa ako dail tulog pa rin siya, walang kamalay-malay sa ginagawa ko. Hinagilap ko ang nipple niya at nang matagpuan iyon, nilaro ko iyon, pinaikot-ikot sa pagitan ng aking mga daliri. Dito nagising si Pia.

“Uuuhhhmmmm… Kuya Paul… anong ginagawa mo? Nakikiliti ako…”

“Masarap ba Pia?” tanong ko.

“Kuya?”

“Masarap?” tanong ko uli.

“Konti. .maskit na nakakakiliti.”

Pinagdiinan ko ang aking etits sa kanyang likuran kasabay ng paglamas ko sa kanyang boobs. Halos hindi ko masapo ng aking mga daliri ang kabuuan ng kanyang suso.

“Uuuhhh Kuya tama na.”

“Ayaw mo ba Pia?”

“Wag Kuya masama ito dib a?”

“Okay lang to Pia. . .masarap naman di ba?” tanong ko habang sabay nilaro ko ang kabilang boobs na pilit kong inaabot.

“Ooooohhhh” napaungol na si Pia, nawala na ang pagtutol.

“Uhmmmnnn Kuya Paul ang ano mo, ang tigas na.”

Idinikit ko pang mabuti ang etits ko sa likod niya. Maya-maya ay naramdaman kong parang ginigiling ang niya ang kanyang puwitan, parang itinatapat ang kahabaan ng akin sa pagitan ng kanyang puwit. Dumausdos ang aking kamay mula sa kanyang boobs, napunta sa kanyang tiyan, sa puson at bago ko pa tuluyang mahawakan ang kanyang pussy, napigilan niya ang kamay ko.

“Kuya. . .anong gagawin mo?”

“Masarap din ito.” Sabi ko.

>>53570843
Each state has a unicameral State Legislative Assembly whose members are elected from single-member constituencies. State governments are led by Chief Ministers,[7] who are state assembly members from the majority party in the assembly. In each of the states with a hereditary ruler, the Chief Minister is normally required to be a Malay, appointed by the ruler upon the recommendation of the Prime Minister.[65] Parliamentary elections are held at least once every five years, the most recent of which took place in May 2013.[7] Registered voters of age 21 and above may vote for the members of the House of Representatives and, in most of the states, for the state legislative chamber. Voting is not mandatory.[66] Except for state elections in Sarawak, by convention state elections are held concurrently with the federal election.[63]

Who is Doraemon?

Doraemon is a famous manga created by Japanese artis Fujiko Fujio and has been a very popular work among children in the world.

The story tells us about a cat-like robot named Doraemon who comes from 22nd century to 2oth century in order to assist the great-grandfather of Sewashi (his owner), Nobita.

Nobita is unlucky kid from middle-class family in Tokyo, Japan who has very bad life. He is sucks in school, often disobeys his parents, has no ability to do sports, and has no will to change and make a progress. Nobita has 3 loyal peers who has accompanied since his childhood : Shizuka, a beautiful girl and future Nobita’s wife; Giant, a vandal ; and Suneo who is son of a well-off family.

Doraemon can pop out ultra-sophisticated gadgets (e.g Door to everywhere which enables us to travel everywhere throughout universe), which help Nobita a lot, from his 4-dimension pocket. Doraemon also depicts true altruism in his friendship with Nobita, and they become very close buddies. However, Nobita’s natural habit doesn’t change eventually. Nobita, even after the presence of Doraemon, becomes less and less aware of his life and future. He relies on Doraemon’s gadgets too much, and therefore doesn’t use the second chance offered by the gadgets to improve and fix the awful life he is undergoing. He is spoiled.

How is the ending of the story?

Tearful. I as a big fan of the Doraemon finally have to admit that every story has an end.

It begins as Nobita going home sobbily and asking Doraemon to help him fighting back Giant. Doraemon don’t move, not even say a word. Nobita then gets panic. Then he asks Dorami, Doraemon’s sister, through time-TV to ask what has happened.

Dorami explains that Doraemon is run out of battery. And since Doraemon is a old-model robot, it is supposed to have a memory back-up implanted in his ears when the battery is replaced. As we know, Doraemon somehow lost his ears in 22nd century; it means if his battery is replaced, he will lose his memories of Nobita and of anything else. Nobita wants to go to 22nd century to get Doraemon fixed.

Somehow time-patrol prevents him and Dorami to do so. Then it leaves Nobita with “died” Doraemon. At night Nobita contemplates and recalls the life he has spent with Doraemon. Fun, long, full of adventures, be a loyal friend, Dorayaki-maniac, often quarelling because of little things. Nobita knows that he would never meet again the same “Doraemon”. He changes ever since.

Nobita studies hard, this is ultimately proven when he gets the first rank in his final exam, beating Dekisugi. He becomes a popular student in his school. This is paid by his losing optimistic and merry way of life, replaced by stolidity and excessive study determination.

At his old age, Nobita becomes an engineering professor. He marries Shizuka. In the end, he turns out to keep unmoving Doraemon for 35 years, and finally manages to fix the complete Doraemon. Doraemon is alive once again, in the hand of professor Nobita.

The story truly inspires me. It tells me not to easily give up. It inspires me to change. For even Nobita can ever change to a successful engineer, it will never be “late” for us to change direction in our life.

>>53570899
Executive power is vested in the Cabinet, led by the Prime Minister. The prime minister must be a member of the house of representatives, who in the opinion of the King, commands a majority in parliament. The cabinet is chosen from members of both houses of Parliament.[7] The Prime Minister is both the head of cabinet and the head of government.[63] The incumbent, Najib Razak, appointed in 2009, is the sixth prime minister.[67]

Malaysia's legal system is based on English Common Law.[7] Although the judiciary is theoretically independent, its independence has been called into question and the appointment of judges lacks accountability and transparency.[68] The highest court in the judicial system is the Federal Court, followed by the Court of Appeal and two high courts, one for Peninsular Malaysia and one for East Malaysia. Malaysia also has a special court to hear cases brought by or against royalty.[69] The death penalty is in use for crimes such as murder, terrorism and drug trafficking.[70] Separate from and running parallel to the civil courts[71] are the Syariah Courts, which apply Shariah law to Muslims[72] in the areas of family law and religious observances.

>>53565607
nothing

Malaysia broke.
Oops.

>>53565607
Soup Rice with Pumpkin and Pork.

>>53565607
Water.

>>53571058
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>>53569647
FFS man.

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>>53570339
Would you kindly shut up and shove a dick up your ass?

>>53560991
GOJEK SEEETRONK!!!

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How does it feel to be invaded by ISIS?
I'd like to experience that once

More explosions lads

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>>53571283
>go out

Ha. As if.

>>53571311
Where now?

>>53571298
well Brunai will give you an answer to that

How tall is everyone here? be honest senpai im 5'7 and chinese

taller than philipinos :^)

boogieman

>>53571379
I'm 5'4"

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>>53571311
>more explosions
Whoa there,calm down bro.

We're not in a Michael Bay movie you know.

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>thailand gets more and more expensive
>can't afford prostitutes anymore

>>53571379
158 ;_;
[spoiler]actually 182 cm[/spoiler]

>>53571379
179 cm but only 62 kg

>>53571411
Why is he walking towards the camera?

>>53571401
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>>53571432
>still no pinoy responses

why are they so frustrated?

1.8m....am I a midget?

>>53571505
>180cm

No,you're just average.

Be careful Indo-anons!

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>>53571582
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>>53571582
We will,friendo!

>>53571587
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>>53571587
Uhh... You okay there,anon?

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>>53571757
#notallmalaysia

>>53571609
175 CM

>>53571817
#malaysianinbritain

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I need your help int.
How many people taking picture with their shitty camera phone?

>Malaysians posting nonsense
What is going on here?

>>53571908
It's just one poster.

You guys brought this upon yourself. Prepare yourself.

>>53571908
MAMI KAWADA ARE SHIT

AND YOU'RE UGLY AS HELL LOL

>>53571858
#yungcucksby

https://mobile.twitter.com/KompasTV/status/687636235414720514

Told u more explosions

>>53571949
>saying she's shit when you've probably never even heard of her
>saying that a Nip celebrity who visited your country is shit.

>>53571969
Fuck. Are people asking Jokowi to resign now?

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>>53571969
>exploding trucks

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156 cm.
No bullying pls.

>>53572123
KAKAKAKAKAKAKA

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>>53571908
It means you should go back to /a/ and make a shirobako thread

>>53572123
Samy Vellu was visiting India when he fell and broke his jaw. He was unable to speak.

Being the great leader, he continued his grand tour. On the last week of his visit, although still unable to speak, Samy insisted on sending a message home to his Cabinet colleagues.

Samy caught a chicken and showed it to the camera.

Next he took a goat, and showed it to the camera.

Finally he took a bag and displayed it in front of the camera.

Dr Ling was the first to see the video clip. He said, "Samy is telling us that India has insufficient food because he showed us a chicken and a goat and he wants Malaysia to donate bags of rice."

Mahathir watched silently then said, "No lah....what Samy is trying to say is HE IS COMING BACK." The whole Cabinet was puzzled and looked to the old man for an explanation. Mahathir reasoned, "AYAM KAMBING BAG.".... ("I am coming back" in Indian accent)

>>53572157
You're a girl though.

>>53571379
as tall as me :3

>>53572200
There's nothing to make a thread about, though. The series has long ended and new material hasn't appeared yet.

>>53572210
HEHEHEHEHE

WE

LUV U LONG TIME COME LICK OUR PUSSY

>>53572351
LOLOLOLOL NICE ONE

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obviously this was orchestrated by the chinks or sex tourists to break /asean/ up

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>>53572210
There was this case in a hospital's intensive care ward where patients always died in the same bed and always on Friday mornings, regardless of their medical conditions.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had to do with the supernatural. So the doctors decided to go down to that particular ward to investigate the cause.

Come Friday morning, everyone at the hospital ward nervously waited for the terrible phenomenon to occur again. Some held wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil....

As the time approached, their hearts began beating anxiously, and with every beat of the clock, everyone held their breath........ .... Then Ah Soh, the part-time Friday cleaner, came into the room and unplugged the life support system so that she could use the vacuum cleaner.

OH YOU WANT TO POST HERE BEFORE GO TO SLEEP?

TOUGH LUCK

YOU CAN'T

HAHAHAHAHAHA

SLEEPY SLEEPY WAGEKEK

YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP EARLY

AND FACE THE TRAFFIC

WKWKWKWKW BTFO

>>53572396
done by the sex tourists imo
t.Wong who browses r/asianmasculinity

>>53572481
still mad about your drawfag thread at /pol/?

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>>53571817
true

>>53565579
Fuck me lad go on and impregnate her and for once make not so self hating halfies

>>53572481
>t. /r9k/

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>>53572628
Thank you greatest ally. We are truly integrated together :3

Sorry for the trouble. The guy has been escorted out.

You may now resume your activity as usual.

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>>53572697
I just called her and I think she only accepts women because she told me that it's already occupied despite only being posted 2 days ago... ;_;

>>53572809
Tell her youre a transgender or make a tumblr account and immerse yourself with veterinary and feminist ideologies. Trust me on this.

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>>53572748
we can wait for the bullying to stop together

what happens if I smoke dwarf bamboo

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>>53572970
No. We'll stop the bullying together :3

>>53573207
>>53573207
>>53573207

NEw thread

t. chinese canadian

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>>53573177
of course,we'll fight feelings with stronger feelings

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>>53571113
>>53571145
>he hates himself because he's malaysian

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