>you wake up in Yellowknife

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>I wake up

strangely comfy

CAN'T

I exercise my freedom of movement.

>>53529642
only correct answer

I instantly develop crippling alcoholism to cope with the midnight sun half the year and strangling darkness the other half.

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>>53529557
I use to live there.

>>53529557
whats it like there

whats it like living in a territory with a better flag than the national flag

Call the cops, figure out what happened to me that I wound up in Yellowknife. Probably take a bus or something back to Saskatoon.

Been to Yellowknife before. Was uneventful. Reminded me of Downtown Saskatoon, honestly.

>>53529557
Looks like Kouvola, so I will probably survive.

>>53530983
>take a bus
>back to Saskatoon

There isn't even a road connecting the territories to themselves, and you think there's one that connects to the rest of Canada?

>>53529557

Looks like any boring town in winter.

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>>53531116
This

>>53531173
Are you fucking stupid? I'm pretty god damn sure you can drive to Yellowknife because I drove there two years ago. Are you some fucking Toronto asshole that's never fucking been out West once in his life? How do you think that A&W in the OP gets its beef? Airlift?

>There isn't even a road connecting the territories to themselves, and you think there's one that connects to the rest of Canada?

Stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard anyone say on /int/, and that's saying something.

>>53529557
WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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>>53531173
literally the first image on wikipedia, major Canadian roads

>>53531679
why do you have the flag for something that doesn't exist

>>53531173
top kek m8
what is this, the 15th century?

Get attacked by moose and freeze to death.

>>53531729
>roads

A lot of those "roads" going up into the territories are gravel.

>>53529557
That Volvo is sexy

>>53532341
No those are all major highways. Notice they don't really extend to the far north

>>53531461
>How do you think that A&W in the OP gets its beef? Airlift?

Yes. There's a reason a fucking box of OJ costs ~40$ and the government pays you just to live up there.

I would love to move there in all honesty and without any intention of generating (you)'s

America please let me in

>>53532341
>>53532429
Yellowknife Highway and Mackenzie Highway are both paved all through.

>Yes. There's a reason a fucking box of OJ costs ~40$ and the government pays you just to live up there.

You're thinking of Iqaluit, buddy. Obviously you can't drive to Iqaluit because it's on a fucking island. Consumer products in Yellowknife and Whitehorse are delivered by semis over the highway, same as almost everywhere else in Canada. They cost more, sure, because they're still remote even though you absolutely can drive there, but they're not as expensive as in Iqaluit or in the small towns in the Territories, further north.

Really, though, ARE you from Toronto? It's gotta be somewhere in the East.

nice, yellowknife is a partner city of jakutsk
remote bros

>>53529557
I would probably use my powers of over friendliness to find a way back to the Maritimes.

>>53530923

>whats it like there

Natives are drunk 24/7 while southern Canadians do all the work

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witness the northern lights

>>53532341
I literally said those are major roads you dipshit.