If its so hot ehy don't you faggots just hop in your pool?

>be australian
>get bitten
>die

>best beaches in the world
>needs to have a pool in their house
ffs australia

I live on an island m8, no need for pools

>>53506871
>be australian
>go to the beach
>get stingray'd
>get stonefish'd
>get eaten by croc

Almost every poster on this board is from the northern hemisphere you idiot. It's winter here.

>>53506722
U wot m8, stop carrying on like a pork chop because I ain't to fuck spiders ya drongo. You cobbas always yakkin the true blue yarn as if you were doing doeys in ya commo whilst slaughtered from the slabba gold last night at the watering hole round the backa manaka like cunts fucked. Chucka u-ey to dodge the coppaz coz ya rego's carked it ands now useless as tits on a bull, not to mention you're a derro with trakkie dacks on and if it turns out really are waiting for a mate the coppaz not gonna have a bar of it.

>>53506871
>best beaches
you mean most dangerous beaches right

>>53506977
Damn right.

You never know when a retard chink who can't swim will drown you trying to save themselves.

>>53507013
Be honest, how bad is the Chang problem?

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>>53506722
>-8C here
>Swimming pool

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>>53507028
laughing_yellow_man.png

>>53507028
It's bad in isolated areas such as Sydney, which has signs in the CBD written in mandarin.

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>>53507069
:^)

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>>53507137
(^:

>>53506949
>get stingray'd

This actually happened to me and my name is Steve. I got stabbed in the foot instead of the heart though.

>>53507309
wew

>>53506722

My bathtub is my pool. I pee in it and everything.

>>53506722
I live next to the beach nigga, why would I need a pool

>>53507309
Same, went completely through my foot, it hurt like hell

>>53506975
TRUE BLUE
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t.ozzi batla

>>53507137
lolol Patel
>Pudoo Patel

>on holladay in auz
>go in pool drunk one night
>didn't realise there was a massive fucking slimmy thing in it
To this day I still have scars from how bad my bum got stung/burned

>>53506722
> If its so hot ehy don't you faggots just hop in your pool?
Your mom hasn't spread her legs yet

>>53506722
Nope. But my aunt got pool in her basement.

>go outside
>step in water
>go inside
>step in water
>go downstairs
>step in water
>go upstairs
>step in water
>climb tree
>step in water
>learn to fly
>step in water
I want to leave.

>>53506722
nooo

>>53508169
NOW THATS WHAT I CALL RARE

>>53508169
nice proxy m8

>>53508169
this is the best post

>>53506871
Canada does not have the best beaches in the world, you fucking dumbass

>>53506722
My backyard is frozen over half the year there budd, but hot springs arent too far of a drive away

>>53508169
>be Kiribatian
>get drowned

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>>53506871
The closest beach to me is 100km away.

>>53508206
>American reading comprehension

you should probably delete that dumb ass post tbqh

>>53508206
>american education

Can't handle a little 42º weather lad?

>>53508206
get it together man

>>53506843
>>53506949

>be kiwi
>shag a sheep
>realise its infected with AIDS from your maori neighbour
>die

>>53506722
ofc, are there really white people who doesnt have a pool?