/brit/

maisie

pakis in

>>53499816
hobgoblins out
>>53499820
pakis out

Cara is an ugly whore and I hope her film career bombs.

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Yes lad. This is Caroline

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good edition tbqh

>tfw no English gf
ree

Hmmm

I have done a look at her FB and she is significantly more paki looking than I remember

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cara

I've just realised that Americans are actually less intelligent than all other 1st world countries, the memes are real.

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azusa
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F47WZV8uKH

>>53496624
>>53496624

>>53499910
why is she outside of picture?
how can they take picture but she outside of it?
what?????

>>53499904
what film career?

going to make the oneitis (future gf, wife, mother of my children) watch peep show with me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a5_WYP6U-M

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>>53502569
she appeared in Pan

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mayzee

How do I avoid a soul crushing office job

worry.jpg

>>53502606
don't think she was actually on set once, just her face pasted on someone elses body

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>>53500091
>tfw there was a time when Americans where the smartest, strongest, tallest, most attractive people on earth

no better example for social degeneration

>>53502624
what Nirvana song did she sing?

>>53502638
didn't you ask me something about this the other day? bit confused

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me in the background

There's something special about wanking to pics of girls I went to school with tbqh lads.

>>53502663
not keen on females as a general rule

>>53502661
maybe....

just had quite the imaginary indepth conversation in my head with the lad who works in the chipper close to me

it was highly gratifying

>>53502686
bender

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>>53502558
thanks

how are you?
do you want to be friends?
what are you up to?
hi
hello

>>53502686
fagtron

need to move somewhere like canada aussie or usa desu

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>>53502701
>tfw regularly have full on mock-conversations/debates with myself in imagined scenarios

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post god-tier films

>>53502701
schizophrenia

>>53502702
>>53502713
find them attractive but they irritate me somewhat

>>53502732
why :o

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park the car at the side of the road
you should know
time's tide will smother you

>>53502710
don't you have some curry shits to do you filthy animal

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>>53502742

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>>53502742

>>53502748
need a change from my life, need to be put in a foreign environment and foreced to adapt to survive

wish i had a sassy black gf to boss me around

>>53502781
literally a fuck ton of Irish people on Quebec if you don't mind learning French

am bored lads any articles or essays you have that are worth reading?

need some NEET poetry lads

>>53502742
what films thah

>>53502781
fair enough, good luck

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Done my best

Are you not familiar with the book of Revelations of St. John, the final book of the Bible prophesying the apocalypse?... He forced everyone to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead so that no one shall be able to buy or sell unless he has the mark, which is the name of the beast, or the number of his name, and the number of the beast is 6-6-6... What can such a specific prophecy mean? What is the mark? Well the mark, Brian, is the barcode, the ubiquitous barcode that you'll find on every bog roll and packet of johnnies and every poxy pork pie, and every fuckin' barcode is divided into two parts by three markers, and those three markers are always represented by the number 6. 6-6-6! Now what does it say? No one shall be able to buy or sell without that mark. And now what they're planning to do in order to eradicate all credit card fraud and in order to precipitate a totally cashless society, what they're planning to do, what they've already tested on the American troops, they're going to subcutaneously laser tattoo that mark onto your right hand, or onto your forehead. They're going to replace plastic with flesh. Fact! In the same book of Revelations when the seven seals are broken open on the day of judgment and the seven angels blow the trumpets, when the third angel blows her bugle, wormwood will fall from the sky, wormwood will poison a third part of all the waters and a third part of all the land and many many many people will die! Now do you know what the Russian translation for wormwood is?... Chernobyl! Fact. On August the 18th, 1999, the planets of our solar system are gonna line up into the shape of a cross... They're gonna line up in the signs of Aquarius, Leo, Taurus, and Scorpio, which just happen to correspond to the four beasts of the apocalypse, as mentioned in the book of Daniel, another fuckin' fact! Do you want me to go on? The end of the world is nigh, Brian, the game is up!

bit cold out, irish weather
in the car park lads bout to travel along the m50 motorway

>>53502832
here's a fairly short essay
http://www.juliusevola.net/excerpts/Bhagavad-Gita_-_the_Hero_as_Divine_Manifestation_%26_Sacrality_of_War_as_Highest_Tradition.html

watching the sotu address lads, inspiring stuff

>>53502838
naked by mike leigh

absolute elder god tier gritty brit film

>>53502848
wew, check out dorms with the PS skilz

nice one

>>53502858
where you off to lad

>>53502832
hmu if u ever need more

http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2016/01/11/462423759/popular-acid-reflux-drugs-are-linked-to-kidney-disease-risk

>>53502848
very good work indeed this image has been Added To Folder

>>53502890
NOT dormers. Please remember this.

have been farting for the last 12 hours where is all this gas coming from

>>53502936
I find it difficult to believe that there's more than one person in Somerset.

>somerset isn't dormers

I feel lied to

>>53502902
>>53502863
thanks but neither of these are worth reading

>>53502742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGbU_20InKM

>>53502755
why are you still awake?
you've been on brit for over 9 hours now

asked PK earlier if he'd remove british flags for bants but as per usual hes a bit of a cunt so he said no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC0qBEo3Ci8

very informative lads

>>53502987
be more specific then you prissy cunt
also Evola is great even if overly romantic

redpill me on PK lads

>>53502987
enjoy your kidney failure m8

>>53503004
why are you

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>any articles or essays you have that are worth reading?

>>53503034
isnt that the evil corporation in mirrors edge

>>53503047
right here lad
bit long though but worth it

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/longterm/unabomber/manifesto.text.htm

>>53503052
why yes it is, i meant proxy king though

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>>53503043
I asked you first
an intelligent person doesn't answer a question with another question

>>53502975
In what universe are the Somerset that posts Kyary and the Somerset that is Dormers possibly the same person?

>>53502958
We protect the rest of the country from the frog people that you encounter if you travel any further south-west.

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>an intelligent person doesn't answer a question with another question

Guards are outside the door lads, im in deep trouble.

>>53503017
too spiritual
>>53503035
too irrelevant - seems like a weekday news segment

now THIS is an essay

http://righteousmind.com/where-microaggressions-really-come-from/

and THIS is an article

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/26/magazine/26buckley-t.html?_r=0

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>>53503006
Ask him to change Bangkok to pic related.
>>53503090
doing god's work lad

>>53503090
my universe
why wouldn't Dormers like kyary

>>53503090
devon is triggered by this post

>>53503108
i think you submit those on github no?

>>53502837
The job centre crushes the soul
My time there has taken it's toll
Cathy is nice enough
But even stepping through the door is tough
They want me to ring universal credit
I am put on hold and the dole music starts playing
I can'y even remember what I'm supposed to be saying

Kill me

my monitor fucked up so i hauled my ancient CRT (big long old school monitor) out of the attic. ngl this is super comfy makes me feel like a kid again might keep it for a few weeks just for a laugh

>>53503148
Don't know I doubt he'd understand the reference and change something he's already got covered with the actual flag though. Not entirely serious but it'd be jokes.

>>53503104
>too spiritual
Proddies out

http://www.companionofjesus.com/se-mullan.pdf

>>53503179
haha! what a laugh that will be

>>53503154
why dont you just get a job

>>53503119
cos it's shit

>>53503179
eye cancer

>>53503119
>>53503213
See? He's deranged.

wish dole was a thing here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKnyrHBwu10

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>So what field did he say he was in?
>Nursing! Can you believe that? what a beta!

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Did another thing

>>53503213
>>53503241
Oh shit

>>53503256
what a shit doob ill wrap one up in a bit and show u a proper cone lad

>>53503256
did you burn the filtre?

>>53503256
tampon spliff

>>53503256
burning the roach is bad form lad, and twizzling the end like that just fucks up the first tokes, just pokey it

i'm not craving a zoot or anything though, im not cranky

>>53503256
>trying to light the wrong end

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>what a shit doob ill wrap one up in a bit and show u a proper cone lad

>>53503283
apparently. and he rolled it so shit and loose that it burned more of the paper other than the excess bit on the end he was trying to burn off

>>53503256
which sainsbury's is open at 3am in the morning m8

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>what a shit doob ill wrap one up in a bit and show u a proper cone lad

fuck you guys, especially >>53503256

now i have to go and crawl the streets tryna buy weed

Stop the bullying lids

>>53503277
I know, still learning
Fucked up the bottom bit desu

>>53503283
Burnt excess paper up to roach but it went a bit shit haha

>>53503314
that guy probably vapes desu

>>53503205
Im looking

thinking of just stopping listening to music i dont know the lyrics too lads

it's a bit pointless really i guess isnt it

Gonna re-roll it then desu

>not vaping greens and burning avb like a true marijuana enthusiast

got my ponk all ready but cant be arsed for the second bit been overdoing it recently and thus am physically incapable

Joseph Conrad is the best writer in the world

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>>53503368
>marijuana enthusiast

>>53503325
silly you haha

>>53503382
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

what part of the vagina do you p ut your penis in

>>53503370
Very confused

>>53503399
inbetween on on the outside of the flaps and you just circle round them till you cum

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I'll show this idiot what a properly rolled doob looks like

>>53503378
got heart of darkness right here wahey

got a VERY fit african girl in my debate group who always wears a bra that's slightly too small so her tits burst out a bit and bounce constantly.

>>53503420
>using a fag as tobacco
>really shit looking weed

>>53503420
ganj looks piff. cig baki is moss side tier though, use baki senpai

>>53503406
wank and a pot noodle (not in that order)

>>53503420
no need to bully lid

but look at that tiny bag lmaooooo str8 up poverty

>>53503399
the bit closest to the butthole
it's the only place you can put it, it's not exactly crazy gold

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>>53503437
>using rollin' baccy

UNA VELA

>>53503421
next chance you get go and buy Youth lad

no book has made me smile more

or read here:

http://www3.nd.edu/~cvandenb/Conrad.Youth.pdf

even with this poor (You) ratio, it's nice to talk about weed without the anime rorkes piping up

>>53503420
that weed looks like fucking nettles from an overgrown field

call me geralt..
geralt of rivia.

>>53503399
the smaller hole up top
nice and tight

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>>53503378
Count of Monte Cristo is the best adventure novel hands down.

just got diagnosed with cancer lads...

>tfw when your marijuana sticks to your fingers.

any fellow cannabis aficionados agree?

>>53502663
funny how the girl in the background is the prettiest of the three

maisie is a dog and sophie is sheer avg uni slag if I ever saw one

>>53503484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpwWPnoPk2k

>>53503515
weed cures it but big companies will tell you otherwise believe me I've read this on facebook

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>>53503394
AAAAAAAAAJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAAAAAAAA

DUDÉ

Why are immigrants able to find jobs here easily but people on the dole can take months or years before they get a job

>>53503529
don't really understand this meme

>>53503540
haha scammed for a (You), i don't actually have cancer idiot! haahahahhahahhhhhhhh!! xXDDXDXDXDXDDDD

>>53503518
prefer me a semi-sticky
dense as fuck grindable haze or kush with an orange twang. Good weed is like a pretty woman, I can't really describe it buy I know it when I see it

>>53503549
because they'll work for less than minimum wage

>>53503452
>>53503495
what if i put it in the wrong hole...

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>>53503518
>fellow cannabis aficionados

>>53503568
So why don't people on the dole do that

>>53503558
youre an erasmus student from banbury, oxfordshire

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>3am

>>53503587
why should they

>>53503597
I'm an erasmus student from devon tbqh

>>53503587
because they don't really want to work

>>53503445
Enlightened

>>53503549
Because people born in 1st world countries are lazy and camp job recruitment websites instead of handing in their resumes in person, they also probably aim higher than immigrants and will expect more money than immigrants.

>>53503610
So they can have a job and earn money

>>53503607
>>53503607
literally just finished my tea/dinner 2 mins ago

get on my level u normie roobag

>>53503615
because they think they """"""""""""""deserve""""""""""""""""""" at least £100 to get out of bed

>>53503579
You can't really, it would be obvious that it's wrong.
>>53503587
They've grown up with the idea that a shitty paying job isn't worth doing and can probably be reasonably comfy without it, immigrants will take anything they can get.

I LIKE THEM BROWN YELLOW PUERTO RICAN OR HAITIAN

>>53503635
>have a job and earn money

overrated

>>53503647
and then they blame the immigrants for them not being able to find a job... excuses on excuses

>>53503614
well there is or was another one that used to say it was banbury quite freqeuntly

>>53503636
teach me your ways gandalf

>>53503420
And here's the end product. Look how nicely coned it is

>>53503665
NAME IS PHIPHE DOG FROM THE ZULU NATION

TOLD YOU IN THE JAM THAT WE CAN GET DOWN

>>53503563
I myself prefer notes of pine and zest in my ganj my fellow hashish admirer.

>>53503632
>>53503615
but that isn't right at all

Murray addresses that idea early on here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ehGhwfd4sM&index=4&list=PLOAFgXcJkZ2ywuix_phpp4apRVfBb6AZV

There's been many time I'd have taken any job I could get, even if it was below minimum wage. I suspect the reason you see so many immigrants in always the same jobs is because there's sprouted a culture of family businesses and below minimum wage hush-ups etc

>>53503622
its spilling everywhere

>>53503697
very nice photo

here's my gf

>>53503669
Do they really though? Don't really hear much 'tuk urr jebs' talk through the grapevine, but then I don't really know what the consensus really is on the topic.

What should I do a wank to lads?

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>>53503722

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>>53503742

>>53503743
>not Dormer
I'm getting the hang of this now.

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Alright lads whats going on here?

>>53503696
y u callin me gandalf mh8
lost my v-card at 16
ALSO NO ONE HERE OR ANYWHERE CAN ROLL A BETTER JOINT/ZOOT/SPLIFF OR DOOBIE THAN ME

all of ye get tae fuck

>>53503742
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=248255572

>>53503775
is this the grinch?

>>53503785
good pic of me

>>53503775
Challenging wank/10

*adjusts cap*
yeeeuh, whut up youtoob youtooooooooooooob what uuuuup

anon coming at ya for cuuuuustom grow four twentyyyyy

in this one SIX INCH DABS, this video, we're about to take some six inch dabs and get baked!

if at any point in time you enjoy this video, make sure you give this video the THUUUUMBS UP!

and if you haven't subscribed to custom grow 420 yet, SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE!

>>53503743
the former of course

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>>53503420
Oops forgot pic. This is my cone. Bow down to me

>>53503795
It's Amy Schumer

>>53503587
Why would they work full time for a pittance that's barely enough to live on when they can go to one meeting a week and also get barely enough to live on?

>>53503709
there's plenty of people on the dole who have 100" 4k TVs latest iPhones and sure are not going to work for anything less then the bankers the bonuses in any first world country

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>>53503697
Oops forgot pic

>>53503709
The best time of year to apply is when school / uni holidays end, and if you didn't apply in person then you were probably competing with 100 other applicants.

brb lads finna try get a bag and a maccies burger

wish me luck

odds are long as fuck on the bag, it's 4am here

>>53503813
>massive roach
>looks a bit loose in the centre but could be the light
8/10

>>53503828
that's a beautiful tulip

>>53503813
how do you get that bottom bit so thin

>>53503850
come back safely :3

>>53502736
i do this too desu

>>53503776
Good lad

>>53503811
Disgusting goblin

>>53503813
decent roll but ur angles are off and the roach-a-shit

but I guess it all preference

my stats:

tightly rolled full raw roach
7/8ths of a skin
85:15 - weed:amber leaf
= a slender boomshot brain membrane disintegrator

>>53503850
louis vuiton make lovely bags

gl

>>53503824
So they're just lazy scroungers then

I'm on the dole and work a job that pays under the table
Thanks for the money lol

>there are people that still unironically smoke joints instead of using a bong, vaping, or eating edibles

>>53503879
it'll take the shape of the roach if you tuck it hard enough. Get everything tight as fuck before you start wrapping the paper round.

>>53503863
the roach isn't really that big at all it's the light its only as long as the piece of card in >>53503420

>>53503914
i always fuck up the bottom bit desu, normally too loose

struggle to get it tucked properly

gunna do a joint meself now lyk

no pics tho cuz cba wih all that
rest assured it better than yours

>>53503905
bong feels fucking silly, can't imagine how stupid a vape would feel and edibles takes too long

>>53503905
once you go edibles you never go back. firecrackers take like half an hour to make and last a good 5-6 hours on less than half a gram of decent weed.

>>53503886
i see my intellectual gymnastics outclass you utterly

i meant the po in the ponk

>>53503897
>If you don't take a shitty below min wage job you're a scrounger
Alri IDS

wish i could smoke indoors desu

can't really do it out my window either, it's a bit too high up

>>53503954
what about bongs is silly?

vapes such as pax and mflb are convenient and efficient, don't see the problem

>>53503955

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>2015+1
>thinking weed is still '''''cool'''''

i thought 4chan was an 18+ website?

>>53503937
seen, good roll then lad.
>>53503945
It's all in the thumbs, push down, put just enough pressure on it, but don't so much that you'll rip the paper. Got to press it all down inside that first paper coverage so it's all in shape before you start rolling it.

I miss rolling joints tbf

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/danielhannan/100048317/the-welfare-state-were-in/

>Here's a devastating critique of the benefits system from the TaxPayers' Alliance. I mean, would you get up at 4.30 am and struggle to work to clean toilets if the net benefit to you was the equivalent of just 26 pence an hour?

No wonder scroungers would rather stay on the dole

>>53503965
Merely consuming pot noodle makes you a disgusting goblin, let alone spilling it down yourself.

>>53504031
id smoke weed even if it was "uncool" it makes me feel good desu senpai

Does anyone here buy weed on the darknet? I'm too scared to try it.

Tbh if you're on the dole longer than 3 months you're taking the piss and don't want to work and deserve to have tour bennies stopped

Have you seen Chef with Jon Favreau?

>>53504031
betamax cuck

I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME
THE SHORTY PHIPHE DAWG IS YOUR FAVOURITE MC

>>53503826
Yes that doesn't dissuade from the fact that there absolutely are so many people who are ready and willing to work are unable to because the uncompromising minimum wage has created an allure for immigrant workers as they're less likely to speak out against the improper wage being that they're at the disadvantage of being untitled

>>53503846
I know that

>>53504025
>what about sucking from a large phallic object feels silly

>>53504072
HELLO MYNAMEISCHEEEEF?!

>>53504031
>Thinks people smoke weed to be cool
Nerd

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>>53504068

>>53504115
its how people start smoking in the first place
school playground all the cool kids smoke, peer pressure etc

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Blaze it niqqas

>>53504107
Weirdo

Gone back into depression lads

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>>what about sucking from a large phallic object feels silly

THERES A MILLION MC'S THAT CLAIM THEY WANT SOME
BUT SEE I CREATE SOUNDS, THAT MAKE YOYR EARS GO NUMB

>>53504107
that is a solid argument

>>53504144
looks like a lump of dogshit matyed in grass

DUDE WEED LMAO
I MISS ROLLING WEED DUDE XPPP

>>53504155
Smoking seriously harms you and others around you

>>53504154
Chavs maybe. Didn't start smoking until I was in uni and there was no peer pressure, it was to bond with my flatmates.

In any case, even if you started it to be cool why would you continue smoking it to look cool to some NEETs on an anime imageboard at 3AM?

>>53504181
guess what else os solid right now...

>>53504156
>>53504181
just doesn't do or for me desu

>>53504068
No officer

>>53504053
>433 kcal
>9.8g protein

i refute that claim

babby must get swole

>>53504175
>YOYR
maybe try reading what you've written before posting you illiterate cunt

Fancy one of those spicy gook ramen noodle pots you can get on the foreign aisle right now ngl

back lads

no draw, just burger

very sad that i don't have weed. could have ragd a proz as well but ritalin dick ŧbh

>>53504217
>tfw 26
>tfw started smoking at 13

i had my lung capacity tested recently though and it's all good

Yes, I'll have a henry and a chicken and pot noodle, please lads.

P.O box :
DUD3W33D1337

best way to kill yourself?

Life could be so much fun if I actually tried to live it
I keep imagining scenarios and then I realise these are things I could actually do

>>53504318
>glue hands to head
>hang yourself with piano wire
>looks like you ripped your own head off.

now having shitloads of crisps

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>>53504339

>>53504340
literal obese chav neet

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>>53504232
>>53504340
Babby is going to get stomach cancer from all the sodium.

Anyway going to beddy-byes now don't get too messy x

>>53504384
>literal muscular chav student
ftfy

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>>53504398
Good night 'not dormer'

neck and shoulders stiff - could use a massage
have at it lad

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imgur.com/a/ZQ1Dx

Lads...

>>53504398
>3:30am
infant

oh well goodnightlet

*does the robot and slowly dances his way into the thread*

heyo boyos

i have returned

xD

>>53504446
Don't want to click it tbqh

>>53504414
no difference beet students and meets, both lazy bottom feeding scrounging freeloaders

>>53504468
It's nsfw slags

>>53504446
holy fuck its the motherload

willys stiff - could use a massage
have at it lad

>>53504446
some russian had a collection of 17,000 photos like this and posted it a few years ago

wish i could find it but the archive went down and posts haven't finished importing into the new one still

>>53504459
*slaps you across the back of the head*
the fuck you playin at, you utter tool

>>53504525
*rubs back of head*
just joshin about mate xDD

i'm a girl btw

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>>53504446
Very good

>>53504549
>>53504590
me on the left

>>53504549
2 and 3 are legendary

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>Always seeing British spellings/words here
good lads

>>53504585
girl pls give me advice on how to get girl without rape


>>53504551
good post

>>53504551
*walks away muttering profanities under his breath*

>>53504617
ever got your cock sucked by a dude there?

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A classic desu

>>53504646
no, you?

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http://strawpoll.me/6523365
http://strawpoll.me/6523365
http://strawpoll.me/6523365

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVESt_27vnA

>>53504446
Don't think there's a single one in there I wouldn't insert benis tbqh senpai

>>53504646
dude i heard thailand is the best place to get your cock sucked

#LadsOnTourSummer2016???


all off to thailand, yeah?

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>facebook im chat
>seen 9 minutes ago

>>53504660
Can you fuck ladyboys without paying them or are they all hookers?

>>53504682
go to koh tao pls

>>53504660
hell yeah. one of those girly looking men. his name was nut, you literally cannot make this shit up

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmJ3skW5QR8

>>53504689
>even having a facebook

On the Shinkansen again lads lmao

>>53504669
>giving pakis and indoctrinated kids the vote
cant win lads, they've already rigged it I favour of staying
revolution when

>>53504727
im stuck in 2011 f-am
last time I had anything resembling a social life

so this lad gave me 800 bahts to have a go at my 6 year old

was i overcharging?

You ever have one of those days where your willy just feels bigger and meatier and you're like "mmm... yeaahhh"

>>53504446
its endless..

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Lads I just read an old convo I had with a girl on fb in 2012
Started crying

>>53504705
There's a backed up waiting list of ladyboys who want a white bf/ willing to fug u.

If I use tinder or something there's a pretty good chance I'll match with one since I don't read profiles and they're way more dtf than actual grills. Also they have normal jobs too, you see them a lot in pharmacies especially for some reason.
>>53504719
Whatever floats your boat m8

>>53504756
We have to lad.

I'm a UKIP member.

I'll do everything possible to get us to leave.

>>53504783
Very interesting... so some of them really do look pretty convincing then?

>>53504783
this is mental

>>53504777
dont do that

>>53504783
his name was fucking NUT and I NUTTED on his face. literally, LITERALLY cannot make this kind of shit up

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>We have to lad.
>I'm a UKIP member.
>I'll do everything possible to get us to leave.

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>sub zero chilled vodka on ice with a huge blizzard howling outside

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>>53504777
very much know this feel
browsed though messages from my ex and I can't even contact her because she deleted her facebook.

only i didnt cry because im not a massive sissy

>>53504812
I've spoken to one's you wouldn't even think twice about, like I would bet my right bollock they were genuine females, only to find out later that they're not. God only knows how many I actually pass on a daily basis that you would have no idea.

>>53504830
BATTY BUM BOY

>>53504830
Nut is a pretty common nickname here, it's a shorter version of their Thai name.

>>53504859
Wew, mental

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>>>/lgbt/5531149

>Pretty sure that If I was gay I wouldnt be attracted to girls with dicks

daily reminder: oo stick you, yo mama too, AND YO DADDY

actually loads of Thai escorts where I live, the shitty westernised ones with big man hands and hairy arms.
not quite the same really

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>>53504839
That's actually something I was thinking about doing.

Just put up a massive picture of a fedora with ">I'm voting to remain in the EU" written under it.

VERY impressed with this vodka, glad I got it over the cheap local stuff

New
>>53504930
>>53504930
>>53504930
>>53504930

>>53504930
>>53504930
>>53504930
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>>53504950
too early you dumb fucking yank

Why do normies play music so fucking loud? Why don't they use headphones like any functional person?

>>53504977
this thread is autosaging already
FOJ

>>53505013
Fuck off, you clearly have no idea how /brit/ works

https://yougov.co.uk/news/2016/01/12/germans-attitudes-immigration-harden-following-col/

First time afaik that a poll shows female respondents being more negative towards immigration than male respondents. Normally, males tend to lean more conservative. It clearly demonstrates the impact recent events have had.