late night slags edition
cara
maisie
Azusa
Cara
maisie
>>53496597
wew
>>53496597
whats her rate?
karen
>>53496640
good post mon ami
just set my alarm for tomorrow for 10am
it was set to 4:50am, from the last i used an alarm, in october
>>53496597
>the tiniest bit of vpl
Woohoo lad
choose wisely
itv slag coming through ahah x
would slide a majority of my limbs up caras cunthole
>>53496686
Thanks, top lid.
>>53496679
this
>tfw you can feel a relationship with a girl slipping and you don't have any other girls to fall back on
campari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZS-u0ieq90
>>53496665
do you look anything like her
ADIDAS
>>53496697
I'll be voting for the good man George Galloway thank you
did an audible yawn
please i must sleep
>>53496610
>>53496640
I like that look of disgust she has in all her pics. Like she's just sickened by everyone who takes her picture.
>>53496697
>No more BoJo
Literally just
MOS
>>53496640
LITTLE
>>53496753
I have black shoulder length hair, nothing like her.
>>53496766
got up at 4
think it be a while before I get any shut eye lmaooo
>>53496697
Night lads
>>53496640
torch it
>>53496697
>paki or a 13 year old
...
>>53496748
serves you right normo
moz
>>53496814
idiot child
ive got another long day ahead of me so i think i shall kip x
>>53496808
alri
still let you suck me off though
The number of people who label themselves libertarians despite being conservatives/advocating closed borders is beyond me. You're confused.
>>53496823
good riddance to bad rubbish
>>53496820
Premium vodka is best vodka
>>53496867
cheers
Going to murder caralad
>>53496867
leave my gf alone lol??
>>53496873
*grabs you roughly by the shoulder as you try to walk past me*
say again???
>>53496806
degenerate slut whore
tell her to cover up, the fucking traitorous witch
>>53496857
weak and pathetic specimen
Thinking of taking my wife's son to see the Hateful 8 Tbh lads
>>53496791
>>53496749
Gain marginally more respect for this mv each time I watch it but I still reckon I could have made it myself.
>>53496911
yeah id let her have sex with me
>>53496929
I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO THIS IS
lads...
awri wads pws dont make fun of my wisp :\
>>53496917
or what you gonna do m8
ill fucking deck you for her
>>53496929
WEW LAD
>>53496808
Poof.
>>53496896
e j i
>>53496857
long day of NEETing llol
>>53496958
[POINTS AND LAUGHS] LISTEN TO THIS FUCKIN GUY
>>53496925
Good for you mate
done a cum
>>53496959
Can you drink in taxis or are they being naughty?
>>53496917
*whips penis out and forces you to touch it*
>>53496958
WISP MENTIONED
>>53496921
>>53496929
very nice m8
>>53497041
thats a picture of io though???
topping up the etizolam
>>53497070
give link
>>53497078
Are they preggers?
>>53496955
http://nature-is-her-life.tumblr.com/tagged/myface
>>53496956
>Click on image
>It isn't Ragnar
>>53496943
i think its meant to be a paki instrument or summat
>>53496925
its shite
>>53497070
>>53497110
They look the same desu
>>53496772
Is he going to be the Prime Minister soon?
>topping up the etizolam
>>53497070
Why am I so angry? Our land, our history, our tradition is being taken away from us by corrupt politicians and economic migrants. Many whom don't even come from Syria. Many whom are Muslim and predominately male. Many that do not integrate into our society. Who rape our people. Who will eventually ghettoise parts of country, like they have done in Malmo. In Paris. In Rotherham. And we have cunts like that who 'welcomes' refugees because it makes them feel good. Her "only policy is respect my country" . What a deluded, naive, brainwashed fool you have to be to think they give one shit about your country.
>>53497154
>>53497130
>>53497070
requesting link
>>53497141
No Gideon will be
BoJo will be chancellor or foreign secretary
>>53497086
i never got anything from that stuff
>>53497189
Rorke
>>53497154
Know for a fact you're much friendlier than this
>>53497109
whores will be second in line for the rope after race-traitors when the day comes.
>>53497100
this
>>53497109
She is literally perfect desu
this is what i think of every time someone mentions their wifes son
>>53497161
Poleaboos sister still hasn't gone to sleep
>>53497189
Asian parts of towns are better than white areas with people on similar income
>>53497231
>posting tasteful nudes whilst in a relationship
>perfect
>>53497219
let us not kid ourselves here
>>53497231
NUDES lads
http://nature-is-her-life.tumblr.com/tagged/nudies
>>53497270
reminder: there are no white men in england to sell you a tinny and single fags at this hour
why are pakis so based lads?
>>53497297
WEW WEW WEW
>>53497200
genuinely cant remember it sorry laddo
>>53497219
just a boring cunt
>>53497270
Going by looks alone senpai
>>53497297
who gives a shit
there's 4 billion other girls with boobs and ass in the world and I can view a good chunk of them just by clicking on /gif/
>>53496959
Is that Sophie Dee?
>>53497330
This. Got drunk on New Years, not even the usual paki shops were open to stock up when I ran out of booze. Except the little paki newsagent selling vodka and special brew
>cigarettes
don't really get this meme
>>53497330
>single fags
>tinny
fucking degenerates
>>53497297
This is a fucking gold mine
>>53497352
alri yeah I can agree with that then
just pisses me off when I see girls in relationships doing shit like this cause an ex of mine had similar tendencies
CIA has kissed Hunnam and i haven't ffs kill me
arrrrooooooooooooooooooo
>>53497200
http://www.seemypersonality.com/
>>53497379
they make you look cool
where are the 5/10s hiding
>>53497330
>tfw fags are so expensive there is no profit in selling them for 50p
wonder how much they sell them for in school these days
a pound seems a bit steep
>>53497383
>no additives baki pouch
>zoot
that better?
How do I reconcile the fact that I will die a virgin when I was given 8/10 genes lookswise?
>>53497466
just be yourself you stupid cunt
>I was given 8/10 genes lookswise?
Poleaboos sister has gone to bed
>>53497324
>>53497526
a-are you going to do anything to her?
if you've never sat down and eaten a wimpy burger with a knife and fork you are literally a child and I would urge you to remove yourself from this thread at once
>>53497414
only a sith deals in absolutes
>>53497566
thisunll go on me wall one day it will
MY ALLEGIANCE IS TO THE REPUBLIC
TO DEMOCRACY
>>53497414
I feel like there should be more of an introduction
"Worry about things?" isn't a question and neither are the others.
thinking of buying a flail lads
something to talk about at parties
>>53497494
>>53497597
"do you worry about things often?"
>>53497546
No, I just want to play on the PS4
>>53497635
what game are you going to play
just ate nine biscuits
4 chocolate digestives and 6 of those ikea ginger thins
feel like a right fatso
>>53497566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4Q468F2dac
anyone else just finished watching devil's advocate on ITV 4? absolute banger, one of the first flicks I purchased on Blu Ray after I got my player
too hungry to sleep methinx
can these captchas fuck OFF
just rolled a very spicy cigarette haha
>>53497602
>something to talk about at parties
What could you possibly tell people when conversing with them that you own a flail?
>>53497154
Well then
>>53497686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaXCrMy2mwc
>>53497586
Mind tricks do not a work on me, only Shekels.
spaghetti tonight lads
hmmm
>>53497232
is that skins?
>>53497704
"oi lads look at me flail ahahahaha waheyyyyy" then wave it around
>>53497466
yeah at least I have the excuse of being 3/10
how come Britain let itself be taken over by Jews and Pakis? What went wrong?
>>53497664
Finished Witcher so just something F2P like DCUO or Gems of War since I don't own any other games
>>53497745
By itself?
>>53497766
t. never visited Britain
>>53497750
im a designer human being
>>53497752
yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4d8QrRJvsE
>>53497766
>let itself
The jews engineered themselves in positions of power during the empire as it was based on trade and since then democracy has been bread and circuses.
Top marks wahey
>>53497810
*inspects you*
>>53497711
ahh, indeed, most interesting, i see you have also JUST'd the excitement seeking category, how intriguing
>>53497750
>Emotionally reactive: 99%
oh dear oh dear
>>53497750
Detective
You were right about one thing master
the negotiations were short
>>53497796
Does it matter? It's not like he is wrong.
>The jews engineered themselves in positions of power during the empire as it was based on trade and since then democracy has been bread and circuses.
>>53497750
Literal woman
>>53497858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDPX-VWIcDc
fart
>>53497750
>>53497810
>>53497892
was doing alrite until self consciousness
why were jews so susceptible to delousing gas lads
>>53497929
Got the same one. Very disappointed that I'm not a special snowflake so I'm going to stick with being an INTJ instead of this meme.
>>53497466
have you pledged yourself to the church?
if you have 8/10 genes than anything short of drooling on yourself will eventually get you laid
relax
>>53497854
This friendliness thing is wrong desu, im friendly enough if someone wants to talk to me but I don't go seeking conversations
>>53497908
nope, just checked, got a willy
>>53497964
joust
>>53497984
rotten hell
This test is making me feel broken, am I a defective human
>>53497982
Not really the same as it I assume it is in Yankie Doodle Land. I literally know no one that goes to church.
REE REE NORMIES FLEE
REE REE NORMIES FLEE
REE REE NORMIES FLEE
REE REE NORMIES FLEE
might join the church of ladder day saints to find a wife
literally my last resort
Lets derail the thread again by shitposting mum tier online quizzes about muh personality
off youselves
>>53497984
>Cheerfulness: 0
yes i thought the friendliness result seemed something of an anomaly also
ready for the rope lads
every day is pain
>>53497983
>>53498085
Aww c'mon, they're kinda fun
>friendliness
http://strawpoll.me/6522180
http://strawpoll.me/6522180
http://strawpoll.me/6522180
http://strawpoll.me/6522180
http://strawpoll.me/6522180
>Tfw Guardian
Feels good desu
>>53498134
you see why i act like a narcissist
its because of all of you
ahaha keep posting your mental illnesses my hapless little insects keep stoking the fires of my ego
when you see a buff fit lad at uni
>>53498015
Modesty is drastically wrong, in fact in order to get through my day I spend my time thinking to myself how much smarter I am then the people around me to give me false confidence
though I don't say it out loud I guess
Blizzard going on outside, lads
summoning the janny for the lads
>>53498129
get over yourself
>>53498181
im a 1%er get some class
>>53498208
Doxxed
>>53498181
Pretty accurate tbf
>>53498184
didn't mean to post the picture ffs meant the webm haha
>you will N E V E R be as attractive as Bale
F F S
>Go on Omegle
>Put Britain as an interest
>This guy appears
lad did I mention I'm having spaghetti tonight
>>53498196
>when he's black
You won't get close enough. I maintain situational awareness in public.
By the time you decide to act, I will already have identified you as a potential threat and will have worked out a disengagement plan.
My hand is already on my weapon, finger in register, safety off.
Your last hope is to obey my verbal command to withdraw.
I wasn't trained to spray and pray. You'll get two to the torso and one to the head!
>>53497414
>tfw
>>53498305
fuck off yank
>>53498286
teeaboos everyone
sleepover at mine x
from my point of view, the jedi are evil
oof
>>53498345
do i need to bring a sleeping bag?
>>53498345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJrlezLvWnU
>>53498345
can we kiss n cuddle
who /literallynormie/ here
having some liqerice sweetings
Is your processor kpop approved lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmThMRHtuLQ
>>53498421
>that assertiveness
haha FOAL
>>53498196
hate normie slags tbqh
I see the temperature is low
I think there's something you should know
It's Irish weather that's to blame
But the sun is out, and the cold shall be tamed
Traveling home from Dublin city
Six times already this week, a pity
In Enfield service station now
My mind is set to find some chow
>>53498421
>not getting Erwin Rommel
>>>/pol/60801083
Literal autism lads
>>53498445
well if its just any intel processor i guess half the fucking planet is
>>53498460
I'm submissive by nature
>>53498368
no sleep on the floor where you belong ahahah jk we can share the bed
>>53498385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqQY9UkGC_A
>>53498399
why would you want to kiss me when herts and my cats will be there
>>53498479
>>53498421
>>53498353
BIG
>>53498502
*forces your head*
>>53498476
what tune does this go to
Not going to lie to you lads, I've gotten a taste for Soviet military music at 22..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JybKLwZ000
me all over
>>53498502
i don't mind being dom babe x
>>53498489
Yes, browsing /pol/ is autist tier.
this is a very sad one lads please don't watch this if you don't think you can handle it x
brother got a bf lads
>>53498529
There isn't one lad, it just rhymes like Grunty's speech
>>53496748
>tfw i could feel that happening so went back to the last girl i was seeing
>>53498535
>browsing /brit/
>>53498542
what a bent twat
l m a o
bought pique, dani alves and yaya toure on FUT
don't give a fuck anymore
>"Hate women, narcissistic cunts who are vain as a peacock"
>"oh look, a personality test! about me! wahey!"
laffin
mhm yes
>>53498345
I'll bring my portable dvd player xx
>>53498421
:33
Got jannied for a completely innocuous "what did he mean by this" post.
just.
life is fucking pointless
Tire's down on your bicycle
Your nose feels like an icicle
The yellow fingered smoky girl
Is looking up to me.
>>53498516
it changes every time you go on the page
>>53498610
what dyou reckon ol' janner meant by that?
rare get
>>53498529
s-stop
>>53498532
LOL
>>53496748
fucking normies
>>53498595
>pique
he's shit mate slow as fuck
clueless tosser
>>53498537
Why would you post that?
me and the lads
>>53498445
4670k
Wish my computer was more workstation and less gaymen.
>>53498560
im sure there was a backing track whilst she was talking, is what i meant
yeah you are right
hmm
nonetheless very good
>>53498630
"Those hotpockets aren't going to buy themselves!"
I imagine
>>53498535
Posting on /brit/ when you're not British is even more autistic tb h
>>53498541
>>53498630
enih
yes yes
I think my dogs gonna die lads... :(
>>53498670
Haha so true
>>53498537
he's trying to eat it tb h
>>53498648
he's doing alright, I don't mind a CB with 60+ pace, I very rarely get paced to death on the counter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJTzjBd35wg
F U N K Y H O U S E
its way past my bed time lads and lasses
nighty night
>>53498697
will pray even harder then last time
>>53498670
Couldnt agree with this any more desu
>>53498697
get the fuck out of here you emotional little runt
*walks towards you*
>>53498747
Night senpai
ME WHEN I SEE THE BOOTY
>>53498747
>praying
rasheed
ky i want to see your blue results
>>53498747
sweetdreams boylet
>>53498489
>he doesn't/didn't collect flags
haven't had a new one for like a year tbf
>>53498747
Thank u for ur consideration senpai sleep well
objectively correct personality
>>53497414
>http://www.seemypersonality.com/
90% Emotionally [R]eactive
100% [I]ntraverted
71% [O]pen
99% [G]uarded
90% Neuroticism
0% Extraversion
71% Openness to Experience
1% Agreeableness
SOONER OR LATER I WILL KILL EVERYO NE!
>you will never have a quirky, anti-social, pretty gf
>>53498780
thats a public semi right there
>>53498807
can you post the map, I need
your collection puts mine to shame senpai
>>53498871
never bothered to actually fill it in haha
>>53498780
Walks towards you
>>53498832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASGNmf0Pec
>>53498780
*lifts dress up*
*fingers her in the middle of the street*
haha just banter xoxox
might sign up to interpals lads
>>53498887
delet this
SIX
SIX SIX
THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST
>Have bay window in my room
>Radiator on other side of room
>Computer in the middle
>My left side is freezing and my right side is boiling.
Love it when you find a little outpost of autism hidden on the recesses of the web tb h
Just think how many little communities are out there, arguing about the most retarded shit every day
>>53498903
It's fairly autistic but I might do it again
>>53498832
i had one
>and i lost her :(
>>53498931
>tfw room is coldest room in the house
>>53498931
>having the heating on
literal billionaires out
Really need a poo
but I've left it too late and now it'll be a slushy poo
there's no winning scenario
>>53498931
wahey my radiator is below my desk so my lower body is lava and my upper body is north pole tier
>>53498832
sadfu :'(
>>53498944
normie fuck fuck fuck offffffffffffffffffffffffff
>>53498916
lol
That's a picture of Whitesnake, you fool.
>>53498970
Better out than in xx
>>53498931
CLOSE THE POD BAY DOOR HAL
LMAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SENPAI
>>53498805
It's not good. Would say that it's half right. I'm panicked and uncomfortable in situations that other people find trivial but at the same time I'm usually very calm in actually stressful situations.
think my years of solitude have done significant damage to my mental health
>>53498882
probably not going to either 2bh
I noticed you don't have north korea, a few bored elites have been shitposting on the nk / china happening threads, head over to /pol/ and you can snag one if you're lucky
>>53499000
HOWAITOSUNEIKU
>>53498631
Think I'm the only "healer" in this thread
>>53499062
>a few bored elites have been shitposting on the nk / china happening threads
Are you really this gullible?
>>53499062
i do, it's kp.gif
i posted under a NK proxy once, got it perm banned tho
In my final year at uni and I'm going to quit, because I'm fucking tired of stressing about shit I really don't care about.
>>53499062
>Americans will be this retarded
>Jennifer Lawrence made the news when she demanded equal pay for women in Hollywood. She received overwhelming support from people everywhere. There were marches on the street with nurses and factory workers saying: 'How the hell can a 25-year-old live on $52 million?
>Thank you, I'm afraid that's it. We're out of time. From myself and Mel Gibson, shalom.
>At the audience: Shut up you disgusting, pill-popping sexual deviant scum.
Ricky Gervais exporting some great banter tb h
>>53499038
>Vulnerability: 99%
poor poor petlet
your anger one was just as i have forseen you do seem quite balanced
>Central heating has 2 settings: Surface of the sun and off.
>>53499114
JUST A PRANK BRO
>>53499114
this is great
>>53498941
>Just think how many little communities are out there, arguing about the most retarded shit every day
Good thing we don't do that eh? x
>>53499096
He's from /pol/, what do you think?
how fat is too fat lads?
size 10/12/14?
women ofc
>>53499152
/brit/ is the fastest moving thread on 4chan, which is the most popular western imageboard on the internet
we're not exactly little
I've been logging the temperature of my room every minute and I've noticed that when I'm in it it's on average 1 degree hotter.
Bit of a sweaty bastard 2bh
>>53498981
It's not just normies who get girls
Own your awkwardness, girls think it's cute
>tfw have a rich, introverted gf who pampers and pays everything for me
Did a thing
>>53499216
>59 posters
MORE FIRE
BAG A WIRE
BLAZE DE LIAR
GET DE KYAH
COME GIMME DE DOLLA HEY
>>53499124
I know it's a stupid amount of money, but fair is fair, if some lad is getting redonkulous amounts of money for the same shit then that's not fair.
>inb4 it's bang out of order that I also have shit acting skill and get paid nought
Yeah, well you should have been born pretty.
>>53499216
>IPs
>59
>>53499232
>yfw you wake up
>>53499232
cuck
>>53499240
why are you rolling spliffs in sainsbury's lad
>>53499216
that ibm5100 site didn't include all boards desu
like /vg/ has much faster threads
>>53499240
D U D E
>>53499225
No they don't.
And I'm not awkward i just have nothing to say to the cunts.
>>53499240
hook me up with your dealer Senpai
Why do Muslims hate Jews?
>>53499240
bun dat zoot senpai
>>53499241
>>53499264
all me
>>53499241
>>53499264
>thread started at midnight
Dumb cunts. You're obviously new here otherwise you would've seen the chart listing the fastest moving threads on average that gets posted from time to time.
>>53499240
about to sneeze
>>53499114
bit mean
>>53499320
*blesses you*
I'm starting to hate women. I've been on pol too much. Can you ever trust them?
>>53499183
anything over size 10 is a whale tbqhwy
didnt sneeze
>>53499312
>>53499296
>>53499312
doesn't take away
>IPs
>60
>>53499124
depressing as fuck that JLaw is 2 years younger than me and that wealthy
>and not even talented
>>53499344
>>53499344
yea, some times. Depends who they are
>>53499344
Every Woman is a Cheating Whore
Oh yes, that’s right. That’s what I said. And I said it because it’s true. All women are cheaters. I mean, flat out, that every woman in the world is a cheater, has cheated, and is probably cheating at this very moment.
Getting a woman to cheat on her husband or significant other is not like getting a woman to go to the gym. By heaping shitloads of gifts and attention on her like a spoilt child and then ultimately getting no burn for your earn. Getting a woman to cheat is like getting a duck to eat bread crumbs or a rat to eat rubbish. All you have to do is toss it in front of their face.
>tfw i have internet friends older than any of my real friends
pathetic 2bh
>>53499408
>my real friends
FONT
She's not a fat neet manlet though.
>>53499443
>internet friends
FONT
>>53499364
she's literally a plant that barely passed the benchmark for acting and gets shilled everywhere as the new big thing to sell films.
>>53499404
10 to 1 you've never even had a gf
>friends
someone on my normiebook flat out asking for a DMT source on his status
>>53499497
what a willy
>>53499108
Sounds unwise lad. You must have put at least 2 and a half years of effort in, sticking it out another 4 or so is surely worth it?
To get anywhere in live we have no occasionally do things we don't particularly like
>>53499497
Comment "Detective"
>>53499497
call the cops just to be a dick
Why are fish such weak cunts compared to humans lads?
Fish: Can only survive in freshwater or saltwater. One's that like saltwater need a set specific gravity.
Humans: Can survive in freshwater and saltwater. Don't give a shit how unsalty or salty the water is.
Fish: Have to be kept at a certain temperature range between 5 degrees of their ideal temp or they die.
Humans: can survive temperatures from below freezing to desert heat
Fish: Die if they get a little stressed out
Humans: Become stronger and faster when they're stressed out.
can't wait to see the ensuing chaos after the markets crash this year.
ironically smoking baki bongs because they last longer than grets
hows your insomnia going brit?
>>53499481
I was dragged to watch the latest hunger games shitfest. Never watched any of the previous films.
I has to ask who the main actress was, didn't even know it was her, was amazed that THAT was the actress who i've heard so much about, she's fucking shit
>>53499556
That's the way G-d made them
>>53499579
>he thinks 1/2am is late
mere infant
>>53499344
Yeah. They're called clingy semi-religious girls
>>53499534
snitches get stitches
>>53499556
Humans: can't go more than 60 seconds underwater without spazzing out and dying
Fucking pathetic
>>53499610
this lmao
>That's the way G-d made them
on 1806 have to get at the absolute least up to 2000 tonight but would prefer 2500
however dont think i have the will power to achieve that
>>53499517
I've hated every second of it and I only did it because other people wanted me to.
I've only just scrapped 40% in everything, so my degree will be worthless to any employers anyway. I would have quit in the first year if I wasn't being mugged for 9 grand.
Much like a loan shark, the more I hesitated the more ridiculous the fees got..
Shall I message a girl whom I snogged a couple years ago at a school dance? She put her hand down my trousers and felt my willy too
Would be mad bants to shag her after all this time
>>53499646
>Humans: can't go more than 60 seconds underwater without spazzing out and dying
think you meant black people
>>53499717
yes
I don't think I'd fuck a White tranny, but I probably would fuck an Asian one. Gooks are inherently feminine
>>53499717
>casual sex
literally fuck off
>>53499717
FOAM
>>53499729
May have to wait until I have had some alcohol haha
>>53499758
good lid
>>53499781
>>53499781
>>53499781
new thread
>>53499726
>think you meant black people
This
>>53499772
>>53499784
wahey
>>53499772
>>53499784
Im really scared of the day where I will have to work behind a computer in a job I hate, waiting for death
>>53496597
it's okay lads, I'm only 99% depressed.