How do I attract a British woman?

>>53494924
You require: four limbs, a torso, a neck, a head and a face.

>>53494924
You need to show them your BBC

I don't even have arms and I got laid by a British slut here lol

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I wish I knew.

>>53495091

That is the biggest ass on the entire continent.

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>>53495134
>on the entire continent.

>>53495205

Well, Europe.

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>>53495134
m8...

>>53495280
stop :(

>>53494924
be spaniard

i have fucked 8 british girls in the last 4 years, only in sunmer. and i am pretty "normal".7/10

>>53495377
>.7/10

>>53494924
m8 you don't want to

>>53495921

But british women are literally perfect. especially that accent.

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>>53496009
>british women are literally perfect

>>53496009
don't see the appeal tbqh

>>53494924
Vodka and cocaine

>>53495919
maybe 6/10 desu. 1,77, normal height, normal spaniard features.

>>53496009

Not exactly true.

>>53496663
>>53496663

Tell me the truth mate.

british girls are my fetish desu

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>>53494924
Where can I find a gf like this in England?

>>53496784
It really depends a lot on class and location

>>53496907
At the arrivals lounge at Heathrow

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>>53496009
>british women are literally perfect

>>53496907
>i don't like homosex
>i just want a girl who look like a boy
kek

>>53496907

In the basement of Mahmoud Ahmed's kebab shop.

>>53494924
just chiming in as someone who's lived in britain, france, and west coast usa,

you don't want a british woman.

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>>53496009
>But british women are literally perfect.

>>53495377
Tell us your secrets
Did you achieve this alone, or did other degenerates help you? Does this need to be done in Marbella and other slag hotspots?

>>53496009
I agree, I wish I could have one

>trying to get citizenship in a western country and canada's not having any of it

>>53497148
they are whores and always are drunked. this is the secret

>>53497338
all women are whores, and always get drunked on thursday, friday and saturday nights
I still don't get to have them (from my room)

>>53497430
penis

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>>53496009
>british women are literally perfect.

>>53497501
what about it
I've tried rubbing it on drunken women at clubs and it didn't work

>>53496663

Don't bother with working class, try with nice middle class women and if you've got a good chance of course go for the rich ladies.

>>53497541

That still isn't considered sexual assault in Spain?

>>53497541
echales algo en la bebida

>>53496009
nice emem

>>53497625
through the pants of course
In Spanish we even have a verb for that: to lend chives

>>53497731
here we say "to make them feel the presence"

>>53497625
>through the pants of course

Never change spain.

>>53494924
Can someone explain the straw in bottles? I see this all the time. Isn't it easier to just drink from the bottle itself?

>>53498320
no u need a straw in order to strawpedo your drink

>>53497731
ARRIMANDO CEBOLLETA LOOOOL

>>53498320
Let's air in to even out pressure.

>>53494924
>Step 1
Dont be ugly
>Step 2
Get drunk
>Step 3
Find drunk slag at club/bar
>Step 4
Chat her up and let her grind on you for a few songs
>Step 5
Offer to take her home

>Step 6
If yes, the u pulled, if no, then try again.

Unless you're r8 ugly and autistic then its fail proof

>>53497785
daje chicco!!!!

>>53498320
>Can someone explain the straw in bottles?
It lets air in so you can drink it much faster.

>>53497080

but why famm

>>53498455
>>Step 2
>Get drunk
>>Step 3
>Find drunk slag at club/bar

This is illegal in canada now.

>>53497311

What are you talking about usbro?

>>53500412
they're all fat