What would you do with it /int/?

Throw a big party and not invite anybody from /int/.

Drop the fuck out of school is what I'd do

donate 100 mil to US charities to not look a shithead for taking it out the country

>>53491613
Buy ISIS and conquer the world

>>53491613
Get another citizenship so I can have 2 passports
Finish university, pay it off completely
Invest roughly 40% of it so it can multiply
Buy my parents a nice house

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>>53491777
>Finish university

I'd spend $1 million to buy a Caribbean island and I'll live off the rent of the remaining $500'000.

>>53491613
buy my mom a new house and finally move out, probably invest the rest

Give foregen however much they need. Buy myself a house in the north and south hemisphere so I never have to deal with winter ever again. Save the rest and enjoy NEETdom, but I'll probably finish college anyways because I could want to work just for fun if I get bored of NEETdom.

>>53491777
>win 1.5 billion
>finish uni
>invest to get even richer

Literally fuck off, you don't need this

donate it all to germany to help them with their refugee crisis

>>53491730
Dude, the government takes like 40% of what you win in taxes.

Fuck them, with those taxes they should be the ones that open hospitals and shit.

American green card.

Lolis.

Buy a minor league baseball team. or several

Donate 10% of it to a religious organization.

Then set the rest on fire.

>>53491919
Thats the beauty, if I, as a German, would win it, I wouldnt pay any taxes on it.

Take the 500m or so I have left after taxes and ship half of it to Swiss mountain Jews and invest 200m in various funds and with the last 50m build a big house and let my friends live with me and also buy a Koenigsegg. Maybe buy a yacht too

>>53491824
>>53491900
It's more of an accomplishment for me desu
Plus I have 1 semester left (4 months)

>>53492028
I would wonder were to move to avoid the State taking my money to help the refugees.

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>>53491613
do this all day

>>53492054
You're a fucking idiot

>letting your friends live with you

Good way for them to leech off you, become entitled shitheads who think your money is also theirs and become scummy materialists until you're flat broke

>>53492207
I would let my best friend live with me, because I leeched of him for a while, good way to pay him back. Also I would let my family leech of me desu.

>>53492126
You wouldn't do it, Fuck off.

Nearly a billion dollars and you'd waste time doing arbitrary bullshit that you'll literally never use again?

You're kidding yourself.

Hey Americans, just bought a ticket. Best thing is, if I win, I dont pay taxes on it, so the Jackpot is bigger for me then it is to you :D

I-I d-don't even know. If I won I would hightail it to the nearest big-city lawyer then drop completely off the grid, zero contact with my friends, family, the press. I'd probably become extremely paranoid and miserable, and die alone in seclusion. So, no different from how the rest of my life is gonna turn out, just that I'd be like $1 billion richer so that my parents and sibling could tear each other apart over it.

>>53492207
Nigga no one said I was gonna gibs dem Dat skrilla sheeeeeeit. But seriously I'd just let them live in my large ass house. I'm not going to be buying them shit

I keep wanting to buy tickets, even though I know there's no way in hell one single person will ever win, much less me. But then I remember the jackpot. Fuck this shit.

>>53492288
Foreigners can win the Powerball? What the fuck?

Drop my job ASAP
Take my family out of the country and buy them a house in a nice place
Finish my career or study whatever useless career is out there just for shits and giggles
Get a membership from a well known gym and get /fit/
Travel across europe and nail a chick from every country prostitute or not
Go to USA, enjoy their landmarks and of course have bishes all over my dick
The same goes for Japan
Once I get tired, set an awesome flawless rig and play videogames like mad
In the end settle with a nice girl and see how things work out
Invest the rest of the money wisely or making my own company.

I'm a simple man with simple tastes.

I would invest half into real estate, half into high tech startup or factory
And would leave 5 millions cash for me

>>53492347
>I'm not going to be buying them shit

is that what you actually believe?

How old are you? 16? Are you also a nigger?

You sound like a sheltered child with no experience with people

>>53492347
Until they kill you and put lots of makeup on your rotting corpse to make it seem like you're still alive, senpai.

>>53492276
Yeah man, I spend 3.5 years in uni for nothing?
All those hours and fucking headaches, you better fucking believe I'm finishing, only 1 semester left

Also after taxes it's like 700m, I plan on investing a big chunk of it and you know how investments go, they don't always pay off

So a degree can be useful for an unpredictable future, it's something I'll always have and no one can take away from me

Get my teeth fixed
Give family money to live comfortably and cut contact with them
Go on a plane for the first time
Donate to aspca and local rescues
Get a house somewhere rural plus guns plus doggies

>>53492443
Nigga you could probably buy your entire homeland with that shit. Think bigger.

>>53492288
About to buy a ticket myself. I hope a foreigner wins the jackpot so the IRS shit themselves.

>>53492427
Yes it is possible,but I can not win the lump sum, I have to take the rent thing.At least no greedy taxes.

>>53492557
>>53492571
wtf, non-americans fuck off plz. you have your own lotteries

>>53491613
Be free

I would quit my job, buy a decent house, tell everyone in my life fuck you I'm rich, buy the most expensive alcohol I have near me and then just shitpost while eating chef prepared steak daily

>>53491613
help finance and build mosque all across europe . just imagine how many mosque i could build with 1.5 bil

>>53492474
23 hence the whole hide it with mountain Jews and invest the rest so I can live off the dividends you fucking mong. Just because you never learned to say no doesn't mean other people can't

>>53491613
I would buy an apartment and pay girls to cuddle with me, not even memeing.

>>53492601
I would be literally taking a Billion dollars out of your country

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>>53492571
WHAT THE FUCK GET YOUR SAUERKRAUT-SMELLING HANDS OFF MY MONEY YOU FUCKING FAG

>>53492693
Gotta pay for them refugees son, have a heart.

>>53492657
I don't care how good of friends they are, they would literally kill you. Literally. Just to get their hands on that money.

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>>53492683
oh no, not a billion dollars. what will america ever do without a billion dollars. you trying to bankrupt us hans

>>53492693
I'm going to hire a private army, start the second emu war and win it

>>53491777
>40%
WTF do you plan on doing with the remaining 900 million?

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>Yes, non-US citizens can legally play, and non-US citizens are eligible to win any prize offered in the game.

>If a non-US citizen wins, they would claim their prize in the same manner that a US citizen would, but the taxes withheld would be different. For example, federal withholding for non-US citizens is a flat 30%. Also, individual states may have different tax structures for non-US citizens than they do for US citizens. Depending on which country the person is a legal resident of, there also may be tax treaties between the US and that other country which could be helpful in offsetting whatever the US tax liabilities are.

>In short, non-US citizens can play and win Powerball. If a non-US citizen wins a large prize, they will be responsible for some amount of tax, which in the end will probably be an amount similar to what a US citizen would pay, but there are so many possible variations with international tax codes that you'll need to consult with a local tax attorney if you need to know a precise amount of tax liability.

THIS IS SOME FUCKING BULLSHIT

YUROSEMENS FUCK OFFFFFFFFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

By the way if I'm lighting 90% of my winnings on fire I'm not paying taxes on it.

Big Brother can eat a fat one.

Friendly reminder that only a few states allow the winners to stay anonymous. Most force you to have your name and picture publicized, as an advertisement method for future lotteries, thus making you and your family a target. Better get a security detail.

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>mfw Americans realise that dirty foreigners can win their lottery

>>53493024
Lucky I'm not in those states kek

>>53493024
Germany allows it.

>>53493057
It just makes it better when I win the foreigners losses :^)

>>53491613

travel the world for the rest of my life

>>53492886
Mate after taxes it's like 700 million
And I'd save a lot so I can have security and something to retire early with

>>53493024
>Most force you to have your name and picture publicized

In the hood that could be a death sentence.

>>53493076
Your country used to be the same way until this shit happened.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graeme_Thorne_kidnapping

>>53493024
>the cartels will come for muh money

>>53493187
Do you think the winner would withdraw 900 million in cash and fill up a bunch of trucks then take it to their house? Hoods wouldn't know how to steal the money

>>53493024
I wouldnt accept the price then desu.

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>>53491903
>donate it all to germany to help them with their refugee crisis
Wait, do you mean to help them get rid of the refugess, or bring more in?

>>53493244
Kidnap a member of your family for ransom.

I will buy a country like Pitcairn or any Caribbean island and will call myself a Tzar.

>>53493244
a)your mean uncle kills you and your family

b) some thugs kidnap you

c)some thugs are stupid and just kill you coz idk

Buy Manchester United and crash it with no survivors

>>53492028
>>53492148
>>53492288
>>53492557
>>53492571
How are you going to check to see if you won? Will you just keep a close eye on the numbers, or is this something you can take to your local newsagent and check your winnings on?

>>53493220
Not allowing privacy to lottery winners is fucking stupid of course it'll encourage people to cause harm to the winner

>>53491613
Change my name from Alberto Barbosa to João Silva

>>53491613
Finance a PMC to remove kebab worldwide.
Militaire sans frontière.

>>53493411

You can check the numbers online

>>53493411
I played online, would get an email.

>>53493024
If you live in Delaware, Kansas, Maryland, North Dakota, Ohio and South Carolina, you can stay anonymous. If you aren't a US citizen and you win, you might be able to stay anonymous as well, but don't count on it.

>>53493225
I thought cartels didn't gave two shits about other people's money.

>>53493412
My state requires names to be published. I am the only person with my name and I live in a shit hole. If I win I'm going to die probably.

>>53493395
that's the most valuable sports franchise in the world, worth more than the yankees, cowboys and lakers. powerball's not enough to own it

>>53493521
If you win move asap

>>53492288
>10€

wtf

You know that just killing somebody doesn't give you their money, right?

It's still going to be in their bank and scattered through investments that you can't access

>>53493569
Ein Feld kostet 5 euro.

>>53493521
Haul ass out of there, then.

Give some money to my family, close friends, save some and invest in a hurry gh-end industry to help develop my cunt

>>53493595
https://www.lottoland.com/powerball

10€ hier, wo hast dus gekauft?

>>53493593
Try telling that to someone desperate enough to kill another person, retard.

>>53491613
Stop the Jews

I'll burn it for shit and giggles

>>53493593
see
>>53493352

Ransom is possible, too.

>>53492288
You will have to pay taxes here on it. I have a German friend that won on a slot machine at a casino $5000, he went home with $3000

>>53493640
auch da, scheinen Preis erhöht zu haben

>>53493700
You'll probably get murdered by a gang on your way to claim the cash.

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>>53493560
Yeah i would, i honestly can't imagine all the people that would suddenly show up cause of my moms trashy friends. I also have a lot of estranged relatives that I could see showing up. I'd have to delete all social media and possibly change my last name.

I'd really have to cut contact and start over somewhere else which would be rad as long as I don't get shot first

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This is fucked up. There are some American states whose residents aren't even eligible to win the Powerball, yet some hairy shit-covered Turk in Germany could win it and donate all proceeds to ISIS? Fuck that.

>>53491613
I Would probably give it to refugee seeker cuz they need more than we do..

>>53493490
You answered my question before I even asked it, thank you, Anon.

>>53493866
Why aren't those Americans eligible?

>>53492886
>German maths

>>53493802
>i honestly can't imagine all the people that would suddenly show up cause of my moms trashy friends
>I also have a lot of estranged relatives that I could see showing up
>I'd have to delete all social media and possibly change my last name
> I'd really have to cut contact and start over somewhere else
I remember watching a documentary about loterry winners a while ago and basically everything you've said sounds like necessary steps to take. """""Friends""""" and relatives that normally don't even call you to say hello suddenly come crawling out of the woodwork. I remember seeing a British guy that had a big fight with some friends of his because they'd been playing the lottery longer than he had and based on that assumed that the money should be theirs and not his. It really seems to drag a level of avaricious insanity out of people that you never even knew was there.

>>53491613
loots of mdma and ofc like 10 10/10 prostitues

>>53494041
Different states have different laws regarding lottery winnings, recidency requirements, eligibility, &c.

>>53494173
1.5 mill.
Invest 40% 0.4*1,5=0.6

1.5-0.6=0.9

>>53491613
>What would you do with it /int/?

A big Island

>>53494041
Alabama, Mississippi, and Utah are kukked by fundamentalist Protestant freaks. Nevada already has pretty much every form of gambling but a lottery, so they don't want more competition. Alaska and Hawaii, probably because they aren't even on the mainland and nobody gives a fuck.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotteries_in_the_United_States

>First and foremost, week long hedonism binge, hookers and blow nonestop.
>Don't tell anybody, change my name, move the fuck far away.
>Fix my dental issues
>Hire investors to handle it and make me more so I wouldn't have to work, put all my focus on academia.
>Spend years in uni getting a doctorates in European History
>Travel to all the different places I'm learning about, see where these events took place first hand.
>Hire teachers and instructors to aid me in learning new languages, instruments etc.

Always wanted to go into Academia, always too poor to do so.

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>win lottery
>immediately hire some guy to pretend to be you
>everyone thinks he won it
>His life is ruined but he got a few million bucks out of it
>do whatever you want with your money

>>53494195
This almost makes me glad of the extreme unlikelihood that I'd win

bought a ticket earlier though :^)

Buy a two bedroom home by the beach

Buy an Aston Martin Vanquish and convert it to LPG

Buy a shit tonne of clothes from basic stores

Spend the rest on holidays and coke

For eternity

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>>53494483
>poor
>lives on USVI

>>53494483
That sounds pretty fucking good actually.

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>>53494322
Pic related

40% of 930 = 372
930-372=558

558=/=900

>>53494483
10/10 response Tbh

>>53494515
I know exactly what you mean. I'm about to buy one, too.

>>53494541
I'm not poor now, but I certainly don't have the money to do what I described.

>>53491613
Buy a yacht, a beach house somewhere in Portugal, a vineyard and try to pursue my former hobbies/ now careers as a comic book drawer and stand-up comedian.

Also buy a donkey and ride on it on the streets

One can dream lads

>>53494661
R A R E
A
R
E

Gold ingots. Shotgun. Mansion with bunker in Switzerland. Prepare for cataclysm.

In the meantime funding terrorist groups just for fun.

No matter what else I do with the money, I'd be spending some of it on learning how to manage and invest it.

>>53494804
>funding terrorist groups just for fun.
You realise that once people find out it's you doing it your assets would be frozen in most places, right?

>>53494741
>a beach house somewhere in Portugal

t. Lord Albert von Barbosa III

>>53491613
Buy 4chan and close it down

>>53491613
buy a country and kick everyone out of it.

>>53494904
I'd also hire a guy called Alberto Barbosa to shitpost on /int/ daily I guess.

>>53494920
>country
Think smaller anon, 1.5B isnt enough to buy a country

>>53494865
I'd buy my own country then.

>>53494987

He could buy a few old timey ghosttowns in the USA

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>>53494355
>>53493866
Wait a second. Surely Americans in ineligible states could still go online and purchase tickets through local agents the same way that foreigners are doing right now.

>>53494983
Solid idea Tbh

>>53494804
>gold
But wouldn't the value of gold be fucked if the economy was fucked? After all gold is only valuable because it's value is ties to money. For example, the Inca did not have currency and they didn't value gold that much, it was only worth what it could be used for in jewelry and stuff. iirc copper was more valuable to them because their technology benefitted more from malleable metals. That's why they gave up so much gold so easily, they didn't value it much and they thought appeasing the Spaniards was a good idea lel.

Anyways, I'd try and convert some of the money into things that would be useful after a HAPPENING, such as fresh water or something as people need that and it could become a scarce resource.

>>53495107
And when they try to claim their winnings they are deemed ineligible due to residency restrictions.

>>53495036
Like what? Buying Basque or Catalan independence?

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>Buy giant fucking swathes of land in the middle of no where all around the world
>create new countries
>profit??

>>53495183
That's not how gold works at all, and in most places it hasn't been tied to currency in years.
The value of gold has remained fairly steady, and very high, for centuries.

WE'RE IN LADS

http://www.news.com.au/finance/money/wealth/record-us15-billion-powerball-draw-now-open-to-australian-punters/news-story/721f7559c04f39ccd61787fcc80dc303

>>53495373
Because people valued it. There's no guarantee that people will value gold though. Gold is only worth what people think it is worth. In an emergency situation, people don't care about the industrial applications of gold, they care about food, water, and shelter. Also near earth asteroid mining could dramatically increase the supply of gold, ruining the value of your savings.

>>53495252
If I had a five figure number in my bank account I'd already have abandoned this shithole years ago.

Politics is opium for the middle class trash. Fuck Spain, fuck independence. Fuck Europe. I hope they all burn.

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>>53491852
>$1 million
>remaining $500'000

>>53495373
>>53495510
Also I didn't mean that money is tied to gold, I'm aware the gold standard is dead. I meant the other way around, we appraise the value of gold in money. Sorry for the confusion.

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Thank you for letting me play Ameritards

>>53495510
You're right in a Cormac McCarthy "The Road" style total apocalypse where only food and weapons have value, but in any industrialised world gold has always had value via scarcity and difficulty to mine, slueth, or pan.

>>53495617
Good luck Ausfailure

>>53495617
Good luck, you'll need it.

holy shit. I don't think I could handle all the publicity and commotion of winning.

>>53494741
>Not riding an ostrich
PLEB
L
E
B

When is the deadline if i want to bet?

>>53495617
>have to buy 10 tickets at 40 euros total
I'd buy one but fuck wasting that much money.

>>53496101
You have 27.5 hours from now I think

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Other than the obvious things like buying a shitload of alcohol and drugs:
>Put it all in a bank account temporarily
>Learn how to manage winnings
>Invest about 50% of winnings
>Leak to women that have rejected me over the years that I am now a millionaire, reject their inevitable advances and make them realise that they will never get anywhere near me or my money
>Move out of current living arrangement
>Buy a medium-sized house on a large property, a few cars, a few motorcycles and maybe a LR or MR of some sort
>Get sperm sample/s taken and have it/them locked away in case I ever want to have kids
>Get a vasectomy
>Travel the world fucking healthy, but stupid whores that think they have a shot at ruining my life by babydaddying me
>They have no idea I've been snipped, but accuse them of being baron and using me anyway
>When I periodically get bored of doing that, just return home and go bashing around my property and nearby trails on dirtbikes or taking trackbikes and racecars to racetracks around the world
>Eventually get too old to do that
>Get a harem and spend the remainder of my days in a blur of drug-fueled degeneracy

>>53491613
I'd move to Asia, then maybe start some shitty company just so that I have something to do. I wouldn't have to actually make any money anyway since I would already have tons
Visit my friends all over the world
Get a university degree
I'd also fuck tons of grills if I wasn't such a sperglord

>>53491613
Buy 4chan and ban anime

>>53491613
Build Trump's wall for him. Not even joking

>>53495183
>>53495510
>There's no guarantee that people will value gold though.
Gold has been one of the most valuable assets in almost all societies that existed for several thousands of years.

Fancy papers printed by government and backed by nothing have only been "valuable" since 1971.

>>53496284
good lad

>>53495617
I'm sure if you win they'll actually pay you, there's no way that they as the owners of the ticket will not act dishonourably when faced with billions.

>>53496284

Then everyone would simply move to a 4chan clone and you'd have just made hiroshimoot richer

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>>53496284
Yes

>>53491613
Use it to help refugees

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>>53491613
launch my ass into space an never come back.

>>53496270
>I'd also fuck tons of grills if I wasn't such a sperglord
You'd be a multi-millionaire. No amount of sperglord would drive away the avaricious sluts.

>>53491613
To al-qaeda it goes to destroy Bashar

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>>53496284

So seriously, though. What would be the best way to make the money grow if you win the lottery?
Also, do you take the lump sum or the instalments?

>>53496611
Lump sum

Be anonymous, buy some stuff, invest them, continue with my life as normal while living a double life as a rich bastard, then become the main villain and take over the world.

>>53496611
You can take both, limo sums are better as you can get a lawyer to help get around taxes

>>53496284
The same but including /r9k/.

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>>53492919
Thanks for the dosh lad

Fiesta and all /int/ is invited. Also buy an island or African country.

>>53495185
That's fucked.

continue being a waste of space

travel some

probably go back to school and try to get some skills and do volunteer work maybe

drink fancy vodka

>>53496611

the lump sum is always the best option because even if you invest it in a crappy way, you'll still outpace the rate of inflation, whereas the payments don't

>>53491613
1.5 billion $1 hookers

>>53496346
Aussie can play m8 through Lottoland

Get as many 20 buck fucks as I can with a billion dollars

>>53496870
>$1 hookers
I bet they cost that much for a reason mate

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>>53496284

>>53496101
>>53496184
Drawings take place Wednesday and Saturday night at 10:59 p.m. New York time, I don't know gommie time so convert it yourself

>>53496908
Yeha, so you can buy 1.5 billion of them.

75 million 20 buck fucks from the netherlands

>>53496184
kthx
But i changed my mind: 40 bucks for 5 fields is a little too expensive desu.

What would be the best way to kill yourself using the total winnings with no left over change?

>>53496346
You're emailed a copy of your numbers by whoever your provider/agent is. If it goes to court, you have all the documentation you need to prove that they are indeed your winnings.
>>53496885
That or the Lotter. I just bought my ticket through them and it went through just fine.

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>>53497018
Have all your winnings withdrawn in cash, grind up the money into a fine powder, mix enough water into the powder to make a thick sludge and become the first person ever to drown in millionaire's quicksand.

I would pay the 4chan janitors

>>53497108
why i'm laughing so much?

>>53497132
Don't they already get paid for their long hours of hard work?

>>53497316
they do it for free

>>53497328
what? surely there is some form of compensation for the vital task of ridding our anime board of evil?

>>53497328
Why on earth would anyone do a job for free? There's a saying you know, if you're good at something, never do it for free.

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>>53497328
and in some places they are very dedicated.

>>53497328
Wait, they do hours of hard work monitoring boards hours they could do working but they receive no payment? How do they afford to take their girlfriend on dates and pay their mortgages?

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>>53497389

wow, mark sure is dedicated to saving 4chan

>>53496885
How much per ticket in us dollars?

Get decent condo, decent car, decent computer, give some money to family, donate to charities, invest, never work a day in my life.

>>53496885
No, lottoland makes a straw purchase on your behalf, there's really nothing compelling them to honour it.
>>53497027
>You're emailed a copy of your numbers by whoever your provider/agent is.
So? These businesses aren't even legal in the U.S, there's no way you can prove that your funds were those used to buy the ticket. They'd be guilty of taking whatever amount you foolishly gave them and that's it.

The already terrible investment that you've made in the lottery is even less likely to have returns.

kill myself after I see how greedy everyone around me will become

>>53497505

appears to be $10 instead of the $2 it costs here

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>>53497516
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-iraq-wins-6-4-million-oregon-lottery-jackpot-n477441
>A winning lottery ticket sold in Oregon meant a lucky $6.4 million jackpot — even though the ticket owner lives in Iraq and bought the ticket through an online service, it was reported Wednesday.
>The Iraqi, whose name is not being released, purchased the lottery ticket through the website theLotter.com, a company that sends people to buy lottery tickets for customers and charges a fee, officials told the station.
>The ticket was purchased in Bend, Oregon on Aug. 24, and the ticketholder claimed the prize in person on Dec. 1, KTVZ reported.

>>53495617
damn, the powerball is over two billion in dollerydoos. looks impressive

>>53491613
Probably just stop working and start shitposting full time.

Sit on the money till I die and then it gets inherited probably by my brother and sister.

>>53497633
It is. The online agents charge a fee for entering your numbers. 3 lines just cost me about $30.

>>53491613
Build my own house in the Pre-Islamic Sassanid architectural style; and fill it with exquisite Persian and Mesopotamian style decor. I'd have my own chef too, and a Persian garden, a music room, an exact replica of the K-On club room, and a masturbatorium so I can lie around and whack off without being disturbed by anyone.

>>53491919
that's only if you take the cash value option

>>53497709
>they did it once for <0.5% of the current amount, they'll definitely do it again

Do jews play the lotto?
serious question

>>53497960
HELL YEAH

>>53498005
they run it numbnuts

>>53497633
5X markup good goys.

Buy 4chan and ban anime

>>53497965
You don't seem to be able to wrap your head around any of this.

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>>53495617
>lottoland
yep, looks totally legit

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>>53491659

>>53498102
Don't be mad, m8. I'll buy a helium tank with my winnings

You won't get close enough. I maintain situational awareness in public.
By the time you decide to act, I will already have identified you as a potential threat and will have worked out a disengagement plan.
My hand is already on my weapon, finger in register, safety off.
Your last hope is to obey my verbal command to withdraw.
I wasn't trained to spray and pray. You'll get two to the torso and one to the head.

>>53498207
Are you sure you're in the right thread?

>>53498084
I think it's you who is confused, it's not surprising as you're the kind of person that plays the lottery.

>>53491613
I make a NGO so greedy american jews wont touch my money

>>53498005
If it's a serious question, yes I'm sure many do. Would the 4chan idea of a jew play the lottery, not a chance.

>>53493024

Set up a blind trust and your lawyer and trustee can claim the prize for you.

>>53498182
you*

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I'd get a lawyer first of all so when people come to murder me hopefully I'll have some of my shit in order

I'd buy my parents a house, buy me a house, wicked-cool computer + game setup, donate to some causes I believe in, unite the Koreas, hire a private language tutor to live in my house and talk to me all day. Maybe build my own tiger sanctuary. That'd be cool as fuck

>tfw /cum/ will never be /bicarbs/

Probably get a lawyer to protect me from women saying that I raped them.
Take the money, give it to various charities, open up a small business and fix my car.

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>there are retards itt buying "tickets" online from unauthorized retailers

>>53498549
just hire some pmc bodyguards
easy

Move to somewhere better than here
Like europe except country which is invaded muslim already

Share it with family and good friends and then move to iceland to become a sheep herder with a little helicopter for shits and giggles

I would invest a good portion of the funds to charity, mainly research on cancer, which nearly killed my mother.

I would give every one of my friends a million, and I would help some of my friends with kids help get them into college. Same thing for some of my friends who can't afford to attend an american uni.

I would settle all of my financial worries, all of my medical bills, and I would invest a good portion of the money in various areas.

I would then become religious man, because such wealth would be providence to me, and even if there is no god, I would take the Kierkegaard route and try to become the best person I can be.

Also, I would bribe Bethesda to make a decent fallout game. And I would donate a million to Toady1 for dwarf fortress.

I would make sure I get the best education, I would buy a good, comfortable home for what's left of my family.

I would then buy my own home, somewhere cozy, and I would have a massive library built. I would try to become a reinisasse man, and see what I can to with my spare time to help people and do something good in the world.

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I'd 4chan desu. I'd ban all Australian IPs

Too much to list but I would buy a shit ton of rare military shit and routinely post my defacing of said vehicles, weapons, etc. with anime decals, tacky and wacky paintjobs, and memes.

>>53499540
To /k/ of course, really fucked up there.

>>53498264
I showed you a precedent of them paying out winnings, I explained how there is a paper trail, yet you still want to shut your eyes, cover your ears and shout, "Nuh-uh! Does not does not does not!" I'm starting to think that it's just that you want to enter, but don't have the balls to do it, so you're resenting anybody that does.

>>53499540
I would get butthurt desu

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>>53499445
You realise an Aussie is going to win this, right? I'm going to start my own beer brewing company over there in the states

>>53499634
That's the vibe I'm getting from him as well. A lot of Aussies are jumping on board because it's going to be the biggest game they'll probably ever get to play. Why not? $20 who knows and who cares

>>53499681
that'd be awesome, i love fosters

>>53499681
I'm going to hire my own office full of Indian IT workers to come here and shitpost under Australian proxies.

>>53496300
Paper money and gold both derive their value from the same source, supply and demand. The demand for paper money comes from its use as an exchange medium. The demand for gold comes from its industrial applications + people hoarding it. Gold is literally valuable because people agreed to treat it as valuable. We don't have to treat it that way. It was a common theme in the old world to treat it as valuable because of its scarcity, but that is not an inherent property. I already gave an example of a society that didn't treat gold as especially valuable (the Inca) because they developed in complete isolation from the old world. The advantage that gold has for storing value is that the government can't print gold to make it less valuable, but in the coming decades near earth asteroid mining could drop the value of gold anyways.

>>53499681

I'm going to make an arab and asian version of blacked. I'll hand out free premium accounts here after I get the sites up and running

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>>53499864

"kebabed"

>>53499750
I can't really comment on Lottoland, but The Lotter, the other one people seem to be using seems legit.
Aside from the fact that Powerball themselves link to their page to play internationally, I've been reading up on them on scam websites and it seems like they have actually been paying out winnings for about 13 years now.

>>53498152
Can you blame me?

>>53499681
If an aussie wins this board will never be the same again

>>53500148
It'd be hilarious, though.

Here's a better convo for us Aussies to read through about it all

https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/40lth5/aussie_punters_given_green_light_to_play_for/

>All states in Australia (except South Australia) can enter
Top kek

>>53500371

>aussies get a free ticket

wtf

>>53500532
Only in certain states/territories. I didn't get one
t. Victoria

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I would fund my dream movies (and make a nice return too).

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>>53500609

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>>53500649

>>53500649
Isn't Sonya described as being pretty average looking?

>>53500649
Why?

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>>53500389
>Sleep with your Dadelaide loses out again

>>53500649
Classic

I would pay to fly everyone on /int/ in for a meetup at a nice mansion with whores and drugs available on tap for all.

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>>53500992
This I like

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>>53500992

>Tfw buying $10 bucks worth of powerball numbers
>also buying some Bitcoin too

I GOT THE JACKPOT FEEEEEVERRRRRRRRRR

>call a lawyer
>remain anonymous (because Ohio)
>buy properties in nicest areas of the nicest cities on the planet
>pay off parent's debt
>pay off student loan debt
>finish college
>become photographer
>travel the world, paying professional photographers to take me shooting with them, giving me tips along the way
>learn French, Russian, Chinese, Hindi, Japanese, Spanish
>travel throughout these countries with native photographers for extended periods of time to become adept at these languages and experience the culture firsthand
>live out of comfy Upper East Side apartment overlooking the whole city, fucking bitches, cooking, and exploring New York in my free time when I'm back in the states
>indulge in intellectual pursits
>maintain large in-home library
>occasionally trip on acid and shrooms

The life that I'll never have :(