Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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>>53485306
Rate this flag.

1st for novosibirsk

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>>53484682
I won't go because I fear 瑞典人 will rape my anus

>>53485306
乙

>>53485415
0/10

>>53485415
10/10

>>53485415
5/10

>>53485502
>>53485542

delete this

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ew-MIwHaws

sorry, but my penis belongs to m'korean gf

>>53485561
>delete this
delet this

>>53485561
>>53485603
delete these

Mayuyu, why'd you stop traveling?

>>53485306
otsu

>>53485036
That's a weird system... do you guys have semesters that break at the Christmas/New Year time?

>>53485358
Mayuyu confirmed non-human.

>>53485867
>Mayuyu confirmed non-human.
or just a regular at /r9k/

>>53485867
>If you can't read American street signs, you're not human
American centralism has gone too far.

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I don't want to die alone

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>>53486281
Everyone dies alone. Death is a solitary process.

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https://togethertube.com/rooms/yuimoasu-0000-0000-0000-filoitaliano

You are all invited in the comfy /ita/lian tube.

>>53486196
can't sleep?

>>53486413
I woke up noe

>>53486196
It wasn't even that thing when you select wrong pictures, I clicked the pics, captcha was solved (green check mark), clicked Post and then
>Error: You forgot to solve the CAPTCHA. Please try again.

Hiroyuki wants dem golden pass money

>>53486505
getting ready for work/school?

pls

You are such a bad boy anonn

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is this my last resort?
NO
this summer I will meet my girlfriend
maybe the weeaboo too
but I don't care lel

>>53486868
Yeah I know

I've fucked many married women

These threads are even worse than usual. I'm only glad no nihonjins are here to witness this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT_O4QbUnrc

>>53486933
>These threads are even worse than usual.
That's true.

>>53486933
G*rmans.

what's the translation for スレして?

>>53486518
答えてください>>53485793

Also please install regional flags, to avoid grouping me with them.

>>53485793
No need any more.

>>53487236
to kill

>>53487445
Putin stopped filtering? Sounds unbeleivable

You know when you fuck up when speaking a language but you're still understood?

How come it never happens in this thread?

>>53487513
Putin banned 4chan only for a couple of days, but my ISP was retarded, they unblocked 4chan, but kept 4cdn blocked

>>53487637
You can understand the nihonjins a good 80%+ of the time when they speak in English

>>53487637
I'm sure it does pretty often

>>53487637
it depends on the fuck up

I know a couple of swedish learners and sometimes they make a minor mistake (e.g. verb conjunction) which completely changes the meaning and I don't understand shit, and sometimes they make a major mistake (e.g. wrong word altogether) and I can understand what they actually wanted to say based on context.

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How different is rural Japan from rural USA/Canada?

>>53488213
People will be scared of you

>>53487700
Oh, ok.
Do you happen to know how they filter? Im curious.

>>53488447
Am acquaintance of mine told me, that he was always warmly received as a German, and that people were very curious. He was only there for a few months though, not trying to live there forever.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI-oUV3lka4

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はよう

今日は寒いですね

気を付けてください

>>53489758
>Shuuketsu no Sono He
>He
終結のその屁?

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>>53490634
おはよ、寒いね
今日も勉強頑張って

SMAP解散ってまじかよ?

おはよう、日本人め!

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>>53491637
雪ミク可愛いい...

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>>53491461

Pls take me back to nippon

>>53491697
びっくりしたね
というか、彼らの年齢の方が驚きだった。

>>53491795
おはようこざいます、行って来ます
>>53491865じゃないちゃんも学校の時間ですよ、行ってらっしゃい

>>53491697
自分が生まれる前からアイドルやってていまでもアイドルってのがすごいわ

>>53492013
学校って
このサイトは18禁だよ

>>53491637
>勉強頑張って
Nooooooooo.

>>53491461
かのじょかえしてください

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my first girl was korean
: )

Hey lads, I need some nihon music recommendations similar to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMS-pPqD_Yc

>>53493039
fuck off corean dog

>>53493039
doesn't count if you had to pay for it

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>>53493039
Why are you so retarded?

>>53493396
best 700 USD invested in my life

>>53493471
??

>>53493676
>invested
Unless you got her pregnant, I'm not sure it was an investment

>>53493676
>??


this obviously
>700usd

like seriously, here hookers go for 50€, more for asians, but 700 is like premium escort or smth

>>53493676
The German guy is mad because he want to fuck Korean girl but can't

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>>53493676
>700 USD
>for a whore
>700 USD
>for a whore
>INVESTMENT

>>53493724
I paid 700 for 90 min to stay with her + the hotel room
after those 90 min everything changed for me, my form of seeing life, my brain went to next level, the virgin mentality was deleted so I got a lot of good things by just spending 700 usd

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>>53493815
I thought when people say "my sides" means human body's sides because when you laugh, you hold on your sides. Is it right?

>>53493951
>700 for 90 min
>90 min
>700$


Shit man, you must be disgusting and/or stupid af.

>>53494014
Yes, you hold your sides because they hurt, since you laughed so much

>>53493951
>700 for 90 min
I got no gif suitable for that magnitude of failure

>>53494014
Yes, but it usually goes "my sides are in orbit", the mech throws them there

>>53494091
>>53494113
Thanks!

>>53485415
10/10

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>>53493951
>no one will ever pay you $700 to have sex with them

>>53494026
>>53494091
>>53493805
Not every country has the pricing of Germany you mongrels, if you want to spend less than $350 for 60 min in Sweden you'd end up with some eastern european at best. That's not even including the premium Swedish girls charge for extra services.

>>53494380
誰これ?

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>>53494380
>>53494401
>>53494415
Marvellous, absolutely marvellous.

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EMILY
M
I
L
Y

>>53494369
Yeah, but 700 (SEVEN HUNDRED) $

>>53494380
Bioshock infinite

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>>53494659
let's not forget how he looks

>>53493676
Are you the Peru guy who used to be in China?

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落第しようぜ!

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>>53494723
OBJECTIVELY 10/10

I was fucking her for 50 min , practicing all the porn poses I knew, but I was unable to eyaculate
later while smelling the nice odor of her gooky hair and thinking how her pale ass was often impacting the upper part of my legs, I cummed
she smiled a bit
the feeling of oral with condom is not that good

>>53493039
>>53493676
Why did you hire a prostitute to your lost virginity?
素人童貞(the F) is more pitiful than 童貞(Fin taro) 2bh

>>53495322
700 dollars and you didn't even get a blowjob without a condom.

You did get jewed, after all.

>>53495445
at that time I was studying at university and was summer so all the young asian (gooky, chinese, thai, pinoy, jap, etc) uni girls were using mini skirts , the pressure was high.

>>53495660
she wanted to do the whole session without condom, but probably HIV infection scared me

>>53495445
fuck off

>>53496039
>university
700$ while at university, for a hooker.

jeez

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>>53496198
It's okay, I believe in you.

>>53496039
>having to pay for a hooker while in college
how autistic are you dude

college is the easiest time of your life to get free pussy

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>>53496198
It's okay The F. lets have sex to btfo >>53495445
Fintaro invited too

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Look at them

>>53498103
totty a shit
he never tells his brothers anything

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>>53498103

>>53497881
Your dick looks like beast.

>>53497881
>>53498583
Why are there no dog-related dick puns in English? It's always birds. For example, "pecker" and "cock". But a dick doesn't look anything like a bird!

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anime

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>>53498206

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>>53498674
Fowls are a popular source of penis-related words

>>53498734
>if there are two eggs, there will be a bird brooding them.
I can't believe there was actually a reason.

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>>53498734
>Sweden
>kuk
I mean they're just asking it for it at this point

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>>53498674
Our meme has seals-related dick.

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>>53498998
so 海馬 is like a big dick?

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>All these impossible to remember Kanji's
Is there a font that will display tiny hiragana over kanji?

>>53499146
You can get things like that for your browser but kanji have different readings in different contexts so it's impossible to make a font that does it.

I use the rikaichan plugin for firefox to highlight kanji and look up their readings (google chrome uses rikaisama)

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>>53498919
According to an old English law that dates back to the 14th century, it is okay to bully Swedish posters.

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>>53498919
I know it's difficult to believe for English speakers but most of the worlds languages where developed independently from what was at the time 'sheepfuck island'.

>>53498919
Cock is closer to cuck than kuk :/

もう我慢出来ない
ウッ

北海道に行ったら、やっぱり海の幸を食べないい行った意味がないでしょう。

Can someone tell me what やっぱり means in this sentence? Am a jap noob and dictionnaries give like 10 different meanings.

>>53499823
"Surely"

>>53499854
Thanks a lot!

>>53499719
現在賢者モード?

>>53499322
Slutstation ... Sodom and Gomorrah?

>>53500042
いや
まだ収まらないようだ

SMAP is disbanded.

>>53499956
やっぱり is more casual than やはり, but they have the same meaning.

I think it goes something like this:

やっぱり・・: "Sure enough..."
やはり・・:"It truly is..."

>>53500213
(´;ω;`)

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皆さんの可愛い妹について話しいましょう。 〔´∇｀〕

>>53500337
弟しかいません

>>53500169
ハンパねぇ

>>53500337
I don't have a kawaii imouto, my black compatriot, but I would adopt yours and love her tenderly every night.

>>53500337
妹が欲しい人は妹がいる感じが分からない

>>53500271
I know the dictionary meanings, it's just that I didn't know which one would work best in that particular sentence, cause they do differ quite a bit.

>>53500530
10歳に渡る後もう可愛くないに成るですよね

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>>53500116
More like 'End Station'

こんにちは

>>53500530
妹のいない奴は妹に対して幻想を持ちすぎるんだよね
母親が美人だからといって性欲が湧くのかとみんなに問いたい

>>53500762
日本語でおk

>>53500958
こんちはー

>>53501006
訂正ください

>>53500530
2次元のwaifuが実際の妻とは違うように、2次元の妹も実際の妹とは違うんじゃないか

Why did SMAP has to leave JP entertainment in the hand of Johnny and AKB? It will only go downhill from here. Japanese culture is stained.
http://aramajapan.com/featured/has-smap-disbanded/53909/

[spoiler];__;[/spoiler]

ぬるぽ

>>53500979
妹いないけど妹に憧れとかはないな
結局家族なわけじゃん

>>53501208
ガッ

>>53501006
確かに日本語でおkw

>>53501106
「10歳を過ぎるともう可愛くなくなりますよね」
かなりおかしな日本語だけど日本人ならぎりぎりわかるレベル

がんばれ＾＾

こんにちは皆さん!
エロアニメが好きですか?

>>53501358
そもそもアニメを見ない

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqzt9dXGg-Y

>>53501386
どうも。

>>53501356
なるほど、どうも
やっぱり日本語で言い表すは難しい
文法だけではない、文章ストラクチャはも英語とポルトガル語に比べたら全然違う

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>>53501782
>言い表すは
言い表すのは*

quick question: are cousins that actually get together somewhat normal in japan?

this pretty much happens everywhere in the world, but in germany for example many people wouldn't really accept it or think of it as disgusting

ALL THE
HATE
OF THE
JAP RACE

>>53501358
もちろんだいすきだよw

くりいむレモン大好きw

>>53501888
>this pretty much happens everywhere in the world
This isn't the 1850s anymore, I think it'd be pretty weird anywhere in the first-world.

>>53501888
That's not normal i guess.
I never heard any people who married his cousin.

>>53501935
>くりいむレモン
懐かしいだな

>>53501958
I was wondering lately

for example I'm currently watching the live action version of Itazura na Kiss and there's this one episode when the female cousin of the main guy shows up and is totally open about loving him etc. in front of the rest of the family and they all don't seem to mind
or in the manga Elfenlied, the protagonist and that one chick next to nyû is actually his cousin, I think I've seen this elsewhere too


but this is all media of course, so I wanted to ask if this is actually a real life thing

もしもし

a nazi weeaboo
kek

>>53502154
ドナルドです

俺は2016に改めて日本語を勉強する。
>>53501935
笑

>>53502154
かめよ

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>>53501888
It's pretty normal, if anime is anything to go by.

>>53502183
あ、ラーメン屋さんと間違えました。出前を頼もうと思って。
すみません。ガチャン。

>>53501782
あなたの文章は、所々おかしな所があります。
ただ、文章全体の流れは、だいたい合ってますよ。

おさわりまんこっちです

>>53502193
かめさんよ

>>53502424
お触りマン?
つまり痴漢?

>>53501782
>>53501883
>>言い表すは
>言い表すのは*
彼の指摘は正しい

>>53501782
>文章ストラクチャはも英語
文章ストラクチャーも英語

そして滞在した読売ランド前の地域をストリートビューで懐かしく眺める俺だった

>>53503713
読売ランド?

>>53501386
アニメは腐るほどあるし、なんか1つ見てみたら?

数撃ちゃ当たるみたいに数見れば泣くかもよ?

オンラインでD&Dをする日本人のビデオあるか?

(This is supposed to say "Are there videos online of Japanese people playing D&D?". Does it say that correctly?)

皮肉を食べたい

>>53503865
どうぞ、召し上がれ!

>>53503865
イギリスに行ったらたくさん食べられるよ、皮肉。

>>53503839
別に嫌いなわけじゃないんだ
子供のときは見てたし
ただ他に趣味がいっぱいあるからそこまで手がまわらない

>>53503841
日本人がD&Dをプレイしてるオンラインビデオ(動画)はありますか?

>>53504002
>他の趣味がある
アニメよりはそっちに回した方が良いかもね。

>>53504081
日本人がエッチしてるビデオ(動画)がありますか?

肉まんって響きエロいよな

>>53503865
鳥の皮はおいしいよ

>>53504338
ぶたまん…

>>53504338
お前はお肉屋さん?w

>>53503829
>読売ランド
東京の遊園地だよ

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>>53504439
I specialize in all kinds of マン

>>53504439
>まん肉

>>53504408
ピザまん……

>>53504338
見た目もなんかエロいよな

グギュゥ・・・

万個

>>53504804
割ったら蒸れたお肉でてくるしな

紳士の集いですね

>>53504841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYuU8jy47Tk
It's so difficult to avoid saying dirty words in Japanese.

>>53504956
ウッ
ふぅ・・・

>>53504956
EEWwww

Does anybody know a good kanji dictionary? Preferably an ebook.

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ただいま!

Today a random person greeted me on my way home

It was nice

>>53505514
sa de "KAKKOI GAIJIN"?

>>53505514
I thought Scandinavians prefer no social contact with strangers.

Komichuwah

I'm taking a course on Japanese Politics and Foreign Policy and my first class is tomorrow. Does anyone know about this subject?

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>>53505561
Nä hon sa konnichwa

>>53505637
One party has ruled Japan with an iron fist its all history except one time

>>53505514
おかえり、じゎないちゃん

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>>53505656
>hon

>>53485452
>I won't go because I fear 瑞典人 will rape my anus
It'll be fun (^:

>>53505561
>KAKKOI GAIJIN
Talking about me again? (^:

>>53505983
okej ses på nymble på lördag

fast nä har tenta måndag

>>53506038
men (du)

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>>53506038

>>53505425
イカくせえ

>>53506120
>okej ses på nymble på lördag
är inte nb
har aldrig gått, kommer aldrig gå
ha kul med dina nb-kompisar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jm_eUQSYAk

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>came here to tark at random in Japanese and English
>Sven brothers keep having conversations in Somali

>>53502536
そういう意味になるね

それおまわりさんこっちですの言い間違いだよ

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>>53506182
>inte nb
>knular

>>53506262
>knular
inte varje dag (^:

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anyone /dota/ here?

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>>53506371
>inte varje dag
>inte aldrig

I learned quite recently that 瑞典 means Sweden.

>>53504081
Ah, yes, that's it.

So are there any such videos?

What does 結横 mean?

>>53507177
横結び?

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>>53507503
I keep coming across this Kanji 横 in business situations and I have no clue what it means, google just says "horizontal" but I know its not the case in this context

横い also came up now and google translate just says its "Horizontal doctor"

>>53507607
Can you give more context?
I don't think I can help but someone else might

>>53507177
You meant 結構?

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>>53507753
"私の電話に出ても横いませんか”?

”結横です。 伝言を残せますか?”

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>>53507937
Oh yes that is right, I mistook the Kanji it seems, no wonder I got confused

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>>53507948
>>53507991
What the fuck man

>>53507948
>横いませんか
構いません

>>53507991
KNTR

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>>53508094
Did not realize it was a Japan vs Korea pic、I just saw a alice being shocked in my reaction picture black hole and picked it out of the blue

I do not want to start no fire

>>53508178
>I do not want to start no fire
Too late
The fire rises

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>>53508178

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Should I go visit Japan?

I'm 20, and I just started my year off from university (neet life lmao). I also have lots of money to blow (I inherited it).

But the thing is I only knew/know really basic Japanese. Is Japan fun to be a tourist in if you're just a nerdy white guy that can't speak Japanese?

>>53508296
>>53508178
wwwwwwwwww

What's the best resource for watching Japanese television with English subtitles?

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>>53508546

>>53508546
>money to blow
Go to college in Japan then.

>>53508546
>money to blow
Start a college in Japan then.

>>53508546
The Aussie guy who came Japan and visited this thread seemed to enjoy a journey around Tokyo.

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>>53508546
Not going to answer after posting such a rude image

>>53508628
>>53508653
I've never even been to Japan, I'm not ready to live there permentally anyway.

Also, my plan was that if I did want to become a Japan citizen, I would try to get a masters there in my engineering type.

>>53508765
I'm a virgin too.

>>53508751
I want to visit some temples.

Come here if you want to.
It's fun to go somewhere with your friends.

>>53508546
GO WHILE yO'RE yOUNG

It's too cold.
I can't go walking my doggie.

>>53509074
pic

>>53508987
friends... lmao
>>53509033
Okay I'm going. I'll plan sometime in the beginning of summer. I have something to do now. Start studying Japanese again!

>>53509126
Promise to not touch our women

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>>53509112
Voila my cute golden retriever.

>>53509141
I doubt it will be a problem.

>>53508628
I never think our college is good for concentrate on studies.

>>53509238
I never think so too.
Universities in Japan sucks.

>>53509209
what a cute dog!
male?female?

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>>53509209
He looks so fluffy

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これ問題じゃね?

Hey Japanese anons, how's your English listening skill? Are you good enough to watch a movie or show? (it can be one for kids)

>>53509662
ネギしょってやってきたんだな

I have a question for western people

what do you guys think that Japan is Buddism Country?
our value is definitely incompatible with westerne one

>>53509662
何がどう問題なのか述べないと何とも言えん・・・

>>53509725
Yeah I can watch Noddy in Toyland and Postman Pat now

>>53509725
I am very bad at both speaking and listening to English (｀･ω･´)ﾉ

>>53509725
>>53509725
Alles fit im Schritt!
es freut mich, Sie kennenzulernen :)
aber Ich habe keine Lust eure Sprache zu lernen

>>53509725
I cannot hear even the animated cartoon of Alice in Wonderland.

>>53509725
I can watch a porn movie only if it's in English.

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>>53509808
What do we think about it?

99% of Western people don't know anything about Buddhism. I'm pretty sure it's most associated with hippies.

>>53509808
not "our" only you

なぜ
喋る→喋"ろう"
奏でる→奏で"よう"
?

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Nice image OP. Really nice image.

Which cities are considered the most beautiful in Japan?

Pic related, snake is beautiful.

>>53510099
what

SMAP新メンバーオーディション開催!!

SMAPの新メンバーとして活躍してみたい
歌とダンスが大好きな男の子大募集!

■参加資格:2016年1月13日時点で満40歳~59歳の男性
応募の際、芸能プロダクション等の芸能活動を行う団体に所属及び契約等をしていない方。

※最終審査の結果「該当者無し」の場合があります。
ただし、今のSMAPのスキルに達していなくても、
将来性があると認められた方には、ジャニーズシニアになる事をお勧めする場合があります。
実際、オーディションからシニアを経てデビューに至った事例が過去いくつかございます。

>>53510131
本気?

>>53510036
I can hear only " oh yeah"

日本人に生まれ変わりたい

>>53510098
慣用的なものだから個別に覚えるしかない

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daily reminder that koreans will always be superior to japs

>>53509725
My listening skill is shit as fuck.
I want to improve it.

>>53509434
She is a girl dayo.

>>53509543
Yes, she is very very mofu-mofu.

>>53510264
不規則動詞ですね
わかりました

>>53510294
つまらない
アメリカは深夜でしょう
寝なさい

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>>53510294
Japan BTFO

>>53510117
Which part don't you understand?

>>53510394
nice google translate

>>53510489
what

I'm watching sumou on tv.

>>53510098
喋る→talk

喋"ろう→

(Let's talk.)
I (will to talk.)
It changes a meaning by the situation.

奏でる→play

奏でよう→
(Let's play )it.
I (will play) it.

It changes a meaning by the situation, too.

>>53510606
なんで喋るは喋ろうなのに奏でるは奏でろうじゃなくて奏でようなのかって事を聞いてるんじゃないのか?

Japan has two black actors that regularly star in Japanese movies

One is an American nig, the other is Nigerian. They regularly star in movies where they have Japanese female partners.

Is Japan the biggest cuck nation in Asia?

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Kill me baby.

>>53510371
喋る:ら行五段活用
奏でる:ら行下一段活用

文法としてはこうなるけど動詞を文法で覚えていくのは大変だと思う
丸暗記のほうが楽

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Baby, please kill me.

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>>53510953

もう・・・入れてください・・・

>>53510649
>>53510649
ごめんそうみたいだね

奏でる、と同じ変化
ダ行下一段活用
http://www.weblio.jp/parts-of-speech/%E3%83%80%E8%A1%8C%E4%B8%8B%E4%B8%80%E6%AE%B5%E6%B4%BB%E7%94%A8_1

喋る、と同じ変化
ラ行五段活用(言葉)
http://www.weblio.jp/parts-of-speech/%E3%83%A9%E8%A1%8C%E4%BA%94%E6%AE%B5%E6%B4%BB%E7%94%A8%28%E8%A8%80%E8%91%89%29_1

>>53511050
kill me baby 2nd when

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>>53511143
They killed kill me baby.

>>53510098

奏でる、と同じ変化
ダ行下一段活用
http://www.weblio.jp/parts-of-speech/%E3%83%80%E8%A1%8C%E4%B8%8B%E4%B8%80%E6%AE%B5%E6%B4%BB%E7%94%A8_1

喋る、と同じ変化
ラ行五段活用(言葉)
http://www.weblio.jp/parts-of-speech/%E3%83%A9%E8%A1%8C%E4%BA%94%E6%AE%B5%E6%B4%BB%E7%94%A8%28%E8%A8%80%E8%91%89%29_1

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卵かけご飯 for dinner tonight

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>>53511342

>>53511342
TKG

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>>53511368
>shitty watermark
Let me help you senpai

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I am hungry as fuck desu but due to my food autism I must eat dinner after 1800

>>53510489
“Pic related”

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>>53511435
Eat some superior Danish cock :^)

>>53511278
どうもありがたいです

>>53511435
>I must eat dinner after 1800
What's the reasoning behind this?
I'm the opposite, can't eat after 6pm

>>53511435
>>53511627
What's the reason for any of this.
I just eat a small meal whenever I'm hungry

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>>53511627
To fuel me all the way to 0000 I guess, though I really do not feel comfortable eating before 1800

Time sure flies, time to buy Sushi!

>>53511526

どうも+ありがとう(ございます)

とても+ありがたい(です)

あなたの言ってる意味は分かるけれど、上記のこれらの組み合わせの方が自然だよ

>>53511848
とてもありがとごさいます

>>53511848
どうもありがたくございます

>>53511754
After 18:00 it food goes straight to the hips
Girls, back me up on this

Also, I'm making

>>53511114
もっとじらしてやる

>>53512029

>>53512029

>>53512029

>>53512006
Why don't you have an erection?!

>>53509808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0CGOFqRM3U

>>53511342
それはときめきtonightだね

I made カツ丼 the other day for dinner. Japanese flavours are so different than spanish or european flavours. I couldn't get the right ingredients but the way to do it makes it different.
とても美味しいだよ!