how can I become more Australian?

Overthrow emu overlord is the only way to become more strayan

stop the boats

Glass a cunt

beat a softcunt

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Let a kangaroo fuck your wife

>>53457373

Swole

change your name to phuc dat bich

Get a surfboard, quit your job and go save the whales

>>53457415
Sounds Californian.

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>>53457406
Phuc those bitches

Are there Mexicans in Australia?

>>53457471
We call them kiwis.

>>53457445
>Is it because I'm Asian?
No it's because your name is 'fuck that bitch' you dickhead

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>>53457471
They're called New Zealanders

Rape stuck up kiwis

>>53457510
>>53457511

fair enuff

Because I know this thread will attract mouth breathing nationalistic Australians.

Reminder that Australia is fucking shit


>Highest housing bubble on earth
>Everything is batshit expensive
>Crime and illicit drug use everywhere
>No infrastructure
>The worst government in the western world that actively sabotages development of technology and renewable energy

Sadly Australians can't go to decent countries because they're too busy paying off their highest mortgages on earth lol

>>53458826
t. Zhang

>>53458826
>Highest housing bubble on earth
Why this tho? Don't you guys have a lot of free land compared to europeans?

>>53459012

A majority of the population is concentrated on the coasts and the middle is just a huge fucking desert

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>>53458826

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>>53458826
>no infrastructure

>>53459336
he's talking about the fact that he can't pirate JAVs 1GB/s because the Government is full of old people who don't understand the modern world like his young mind

>>53458826
Stop living in Sydney then.

SHRIMP

ON

THE

ABBOS

>>53457245

by not swinging a white kookaburra when you open the bowling.

Oh look its that aussie with american proxy posting aussie themed threads again.

>>53460090

Nope, not true. It's just me.

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>>53459336

what happens here?

>>53461736
Nothing. It's desert.

>>53461736

Iron ore and Uranium mines.

>>53457245
Live in a kangaroo.

Breed with an abbo woman. It's literally an Australian rite of passage for teenage males since colonial days to whiten their gene pool.