Why do americans think its ok to shit themselves in public and

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Its a little known fact that 90% of Americans walk around shitting themselves in public.

Because everyone is doing it, no one bats an eyelid, its seen as normal in america to walk around with shit all down your trousers

>>53456156
Clearly you do not understand what art is.

>>53456156

First amendment right

pants*

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>implying your underclass subhumans are any better

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A diet consisting of mainly cheap sugary high fructose corn syrup based soft drinks and processed cheese and absolutely no fibre whatsoever has caused the majority of americans to lose control over their bumholes.

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>>53456228
>Best ally Tbh
>Best contemporary fecal performance art critic Tbh

literally every single one of these was taken at wal-mart

brits are obsessed with us to no end
who cares about dank poopy memes

>>53456342
literally every single American has shopped in a Walmart

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A sight almost unseen in the rest of the world is considered normal in america.

Check out this horrific mess, its a typical american doing a typical american thing; sharting your pants and then carrying on with normal everyday business as if nothing happened.

>>53456373
Nope. There aren't any Walmart "stores" in New York

>>53456373
There's no Walmarts here in NYC

Are we confirmed least scummy?

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This typical American is travelling to work at KFC. Even though she's clearly had a terrible accident, she's going to continue her day at work frying chicken and serving sugary soft drinks.

No one minds, its seen as "just one of those things", like sneezing.

>>53456444
>Jew Yorkers
>American

You have been rused Schlomo Daykwan Fabrizzio

>>53456444
There's some in Long Island, right?

>>53456453
If only because there's no room to build any Walmart in nyc.

>>53456444
>>53456453
hivemind
NYC is pretty bad either way.
>worse violent crime rate then LA

>>53456481
They can build new arenas for expansion basketball teams (Brooklyn Nets)

We just don't that shitty chain in our city

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This woman has made an unfortunate mess of herself, but she blithely continues to casually shop.

Most americans dont mind walking around with shit caked around their arsecracks, they're used to this.

The very fact that people are taking these photos proves its not normal, OP.

Cool troll thread tho, yanks deffo need knocking down a few pegs.

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>Europoors break down and run to the nearest outhouse every time they shit a little

>>53456507
factually incorrect

>>53456551
You're bro tier

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>>53456342
We can tell, they've dressed up for it

I regularly shit myself.
It's quite normal here.
I'm shitting myself as I type this now.

It's such a bother to get up every time. Easier just to change your pants at the end of the day.

>>53456551
>"let me tell you about your country..."
Fuck off dryass

>Brits lack basic social services like compulsory free butter
Get a better shitting culture, Paki

>tfw no dirty american gf
Why even squat?

>>53456453
Walmart shoppers aren't inherently scummy Tbh, it is just reflective of it's community as a whole. In Maine I have run into my physician shopping at Walmart, in Canada I was at one that was attached to a nice shopping mall alongside a Borders (Barnes & Noble) bookstore.

Walmart claims an average of 14.2 million visitors a day, the NYC subway system claims 4.3 million per day. Imagine if your subway system were more than 3 times as busy and all NYC residents were compared to the most ridiculous and photo worthy subway riders.
See how shit can get out of hand in a hurry?

>>53456156
Not sure why you feel the need to discriminate against the diabetic. We New Worlders have grown past your barbaric customs

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>>53456460
Is that trouser sagging down due to being full of shit?

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>>53456558
>that image

no joke senpai, I ate McDonald's every day for a week and actually shit my pants.

America no, that's how you do it. You need to poo in loo!

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>>53456684
I would take this as an American attempt at self satire, but then I remembered that America does have free butter dispensers.

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>>53456476
New York IS America! It's also the only city in the country.

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>>53456872
At best NY is a diverse gateway into America with an extremely high rate of meme density.
>only city in the country
Lolno

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>>53456460
>tight end

>>53456444
New Yorkers also use colostomy bags, because of perforated and/or prolapsed anuses. No need to worry about soiling their trousers anymore.

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>>53456780
Well observed, yes those trousers are sagging down due to being full of excrement.


Here is another typical american. Due to having a generally low level of education they see it as totally ok to go around town with diarrhoea leaking out of their trashed rectums.

>>53456156
Yet you lost in war to them, we lad

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>>53456944
>Red Cocks fans

>>53457034
Where was this country of America located in 1776?

>>53456993
Colostomy bags are for noveau riche faggots

The rest of the country shits their pants the natural way

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>>53457044
Yankees don't have fans, they have black fashinistas, Jewish investors, sycophants, and mostly demonic henchmen. Any real baseball fans in NY are Mets Tbh

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Most americans have pea sized brains and a total lack of a sense of public decency.

Ever watch sopranos? Well a little known fact, almost everyone in that show was constantly shitting themselves. They had to edit out most of the takes for the foreign audience, but in the original american version you can see the visible shitstains on all the actors bums.

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>>53456944
Every other city here suffers from high rates of car çuckoldery and dependency, as well as suburban sprawl.

I'm not even a New Yorker, but the facts speak for themselves.

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>>53457058
In the land of the free and the home of the brave.

disappointed in the horrifically low level of yank banter contained in the replies to these posts to be quite honest with you familia

>>53457144
Give me geographical co-ordinates for the country of America during the time period of 1776.

>>53456476
last time I checked, NYC was an American territory fambam

>>53457143
>car čuckoldry
That's America as fuck ţbh

And NY has just as much sprawl relatively as Boston or original Portland, probably more.

>>53457200
Give me geographical co-ordinates for the country of America during the time period of 1776.

>>53457182
No one cares familia, shit thread

So yanks, eh, what is this?

>>53457205
So is Guam and the moon, that don't make Guamians and Ayyyliums American

>>53457244
Convenience and a strong work ethic

>>53457238
I'm a big ugly cunt with a smelly arse and I like to smell my own arse.

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>>53457265
I'm a Brit

>>53457258
They will be if Hillary becomes president.

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>>53457239
Shit threads are what americans are wearing because their bumholes keep malfunctioning.

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>>53457284
Not bad America, not bad.

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>>53457305

>>53457263
I wish I could work so hard that I ignore the little things like using the toilet. America is so great.

>>53457244
A few things most likely

Several will be people that sat in something dookie coloured

Some will be handicapables

A few will be recent tourists just back from India

A few more will be piss drunk

More still will have a serious medical condition that causes incontinence

Some are lardasses who eat high fat, low fibre, diets and experience bum seepage as a result. They probably thought they farted and are such a sweaty mess anyway they failed to notice the dirty squirty.

>>53457291
You will be if Trump does

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>>53456156
Shit happens, man.

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>Europoop is hard and solid leading to tearage and hemorrhoids

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>>53457416
Are you threatening me?

>>53457387
>>53456156

It's because of chemicals in junk foods, seriously.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olestra

If they stop eating junk food it might stop but they don't stop eating it lol

I didn't think they actually did this until I saw someone with fucking shIT STAINS in the mall fuck. the meme is real

>>53457473
And suddenly the Futurama joke takes on another level.

>>53457453
Better hope we perfect cauterizing lightsabre technology before Trump annexes the Commonwealth and requires American circumcisions for everyone

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>>53457546
It's treason, then.

>>53457579
Easy there Big Ben Kenobi, you better hope you can find a white kid to protect you when a loud black American comes for you.
See if you can find a Belgian, they have experience cutting off black hands.

Is OP trying to be funny by typing like a documentary host? Does he not realize that he is hilariously bad at making a funny post? He's as ignorant of himself as these Americans are ignorant of themselves.

>>53456156

I actually am kind of surprised at how common this is in America. Like it's just an accepted mishap that can happen to adults.

It's like a faux pa or something, like around the same level as being the only one to spill a drink at a party or something.

People unironically actually get shitstains in their underwear over there bruh. 30 year old's worrying about skidmarks and shit.

>>53457687
>realize

Fuck off yank.

>>53457265
Give me geographical co-ordinates for the country of America during the time period of 1776.

>>53457709
Avoiding the question are you Nigel. Even if I were American I'd be much happier than being a faggot who lacks self awareness like yourself.

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>>53457782
I'm British.

>>53457697
Do they? Is it common? Or are you just pulling this "fact" out of your arse?

>>53457811
Nah I'm not that cunt, Bruce. I'm posting Star Wars maymays with my American friend.

Based on the language of several posters in this thread I suspect it is just a handful of people with proxies arguing with each other.

You are one pathetic individual.

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>ameripoopypants

>>53457849
The fact that there are so many pictures mean that it has become something that Americans notice is a real thing and choose to document it to laugh at them.

There us a website filled with pictures like this called something like "peopleofwallmart.com".

>>53457870
Unironically posting memes and calling them may mays.
And you call me the pathetic individual, ha!

>>53457849
It's true. Fuck if I'm going all the way to the outhouse twenty times a day.

Speaking of NYC and shitting

http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=dfb_1452449862

>>53457937
>>53457929
I guess I was lucky in the 4 years that I lived there then that I never saw someone who had shit their pants. Must be a southerner thing.

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Why are Britons so CONSTIPATED?!?

9 in 10 Britons only shits once a week.

>>53457934
I call them as I see them, Bruce.

>>53457826
Give me geographical co-ordinates for the country of America during the time period of 1776.

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>>53457964
>starbucks won't let you use their restroom unless you purchase their $28 dollar fruityfaggot latte
>he does this as a "fuck you"
>implying this man isn't based

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>>53457981
It's anal leakage from certain processed foods, so wherever diets are most laden with junkfoods. There are poor people who unironically eat hot pockets all day and drink mt dew

>>53457983
It's because we are so up our own arse there is no space for the poo.

>>53457849
I'm sitting comfortably on top of about 4 lbs of hour-old shit. If I stand up, the room will stink, and I'll have to take the shit to the septic tank hatch. Fuck that.

>>53457964
>shitting in Starbucks

That's an improvement.

>>53458066
But we have our own underclass of povos who eat nothing but cheap processed food.

Why don't we see the shitting here?

I'd rather be an Ameripoop than a Britconstipated

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>>53458083
What?

funny but you're using pictures of literal actual retards.

>>53457849
no it isn't.

>>53458123
You actually have half-decent food safety laws

http://distractify.com/old-school/2014/06/22/dangerous-foods-americans-eat-that-are-banned-in-other-countries-1197737175

Legally they can put fire retardants, synthetic oils that cause anal leakage and arsenic in junk food here

>>53457964
That fucking lady from Minnesota, man does she sound irritating.

It's because it's their designated shitting pants.

the typical Briton holds their fecal mass in so tightly, it becomes impacted causing medical complications

>>53458083
>4 lbs
Thank Jesus for diapers with elastic in them

>>53458138
Colonials, too free with their emotions and too free with their toilet habits.

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>>53458123
Because they drunkenly vomit it up before it can be digested.
>>53458144
>he stops masturbating to football to shit
>he doesn't just fap through the dump
>he's too poor to wrap his furniture in plastic
That's football, not soccer

>>53457849
Yes, this is fairly accepted. I think the OP is exaggerating but you see poopypants in public often

I love you guys. This thread is alright.

>>53458165
Coming soon to a shop near you. Thanks TTIP, may those in favour develop cancer from the fruits of their labour.

>>53456156

some people I work with have an extra pair of underwear stashed away in case they shart. its really not a bad idea.

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This one has taken to wearing a skirt in order to gain easy access.

Most americans have given up on any semblance of aesthetics

>>53458391
He's clearly Scottish.

>>53458166
Eeei duncha kknu

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>indians shit on the street
>americans shit in their pants
>europeans shit on their flags
why do people ever move out of turkey?

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>>53458218
Well it's called football my friend and has been long before your colony was founded.

The part of your post mine was directed at was the collecting of your own waste from the toilet to be transported into another container.

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>Amerdecans

>>53458391
The one that gets me is the picture of the qt girl, really sexy looking as opposed to the normal middle aged+ ugly yanks who normally shit themselves in these pictures.

>>53456156
>>53458597
>bongistanis and canucks save scat on their computers

CANNOT BE FABRICATED

DESGINATED
SHITTING
PANTS

>>53458259
Maybe if you live in a trailer park. I have never once seen someone in public with shit pants.

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>mfw americans get BTFO as usually

>>53458643
ebin

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ttongsul

>it's a Canadian using a proxy thread

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>>53458639
Better on our computers than in our pants.

>>53458536
>collecting of your own waste from the toilet to be transported into another container.
Who does that? I just shit in my Chinese-made underwear, and then I throw them directly into the septic tank.

>>53458754
BTFO

>>53458776
t. Kim Poo Suk

I want to know how it's even possible that so many of these pictures exist.

>>53459321
>cameras available to most at a moment's notice today
>websites like people of Walmart exist that encourages these images to be shown for shock value
>take pictures of dregs

Why don't they just wear diapers?

>>53456385
this kid is probably really hot i wish he'd poop on my face

>>53459607

Like some self respecting adult would ever wear diapers :^)

>>53459321
>350 million people
>all carrying the latest iGalaxy7000sbdZOM

Do the math

>>53459607
>Why don't they just wear diapers?

Because the world would mistake us for Swedish men.

>>53459723
Right, I suppose ignoring that you have issues not shitting yourself and walking around in your filth in public for the world to see is better

>>53459925
Your mistaken assumption is considering it an issue

>>53459925
>2015 + 1
>not having shit streaks in your drawers

gettaloadofthisfuck

>>53456156
I was about to have breakfast, thanks.

>>53460211
Just imagine a perfume of the finest cheese that lasts all day long.

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>>53456544
what the fuck is wrong with you and where the fuck are you getting these pictures lol

>>53459925
And you walk around with Mahmoud's cum in your trousers. We are the same friend.

>>53460369
>Shoes on bed
Fucking savage.
They even do it in some American show.

>>53460678
there is literally nothing wrong with having shoes on that you walked around your own shit in, in bed

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>>53460012
>>53460077
>>53460531
>americans

>>53457182

I think this stuff is pretty funny desu

>>53457387

It could be butt sweat also

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>>53458597

>that guy who parked his car and got on all fours

>>53456156
>>53456223
It's bad to laught at ill people, where is your manners?

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>>53456834
Dammit america get it together

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>>53466428
I have to know the story behind this. Who the fuck buys so much butter that the store has to limit it to ~2.5kg?

>>53466509
I would say it's on sale but for banters sake it's because all muricans only eat fried butter on a stick

>>53466636
>because all muricans only eat fried butter on a stick
Why? there is no real food in america?

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>>53467089

>>53467135
Oh fuck. Why didnt we nuke those perverts?

>>53467089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUJjW3I65e4

>>53467187
Because the blast would just bounce off of our fat and boomerang back at you.

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Why USA?

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Bretty gud :DD:DD

>i have pictures of Ameriblubbers shitting themselves on my hdd

Why?

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:),I know you probably weren't thinking about us but thanks supreme overlords

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>>53469543
>mfw yuros have to make laws to """"protect"""" their countries from muh American cultural imperialism
You can't help but be obsessed with everything we shit out.

Why do Walmarts attract the worst kind of people? I never see anything like this in Swedish stores

>>53457453
It's a threat then

>>53469543
>not using an SSD

>>53456156
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dfb_1452449862

Here is a video for you britbro

>>53469979
This must be fake. There is no way someone would do something like that.

>>53469979
>>53470054

This is one better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCrcR2nZ_kQ

>>53456268
there's a lot of overweight people here but if people are actually obese like the fine specimens itt they get laughed at and ridiculed, especially since in the shitty areas where they live nobody gives a shit about who they upset.

>>53470054
Maybe he didn't have any chance to get to the bathroom?

>>53470161
change*

>>53456611
That is the only way of increasing your chances. More numbers, higher chance.

>>53456156
Lmao reminded me I watched some mma match in which one guy went defensive mod and started shting the entire ring
got disqualified tho

>>53468628
Ayyyy.
The Yanks are finally learning how to banter.

>>53458517
Because Kebab.

>>53456268
Our underclass don't shit themselves at least

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>>53456460
>>53457010

>>53468628
>off of

Most annoying thing you yanks do.

It's just 'off', the of is unnecessary and sounds ridiculous.

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>be American
>go to Walmart to by American Freedom Cheese and Liberty Wonderbread
>Greeter screams "HOW YA DOIN" in your face
>clap and tip him 30%
>Tyrone comes in and shots Greeter in the face
>shit yourself in fear
>at least live to shit another day

>>53470161
It's a toilet not a bathroom, there are no baths there.

>>53470070
>shat myself
>better waddle to mcdonalds and buy something

I'd find the nearest toilet and wash my trousers there fucking hell.

Americans are weird

>>53470730
>>53470758
>>53470798
>>53470824
>>53470869
These posts are all me btw

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>>53456834
jesus

>>53457305
My exgirlfriend.

>>53470820
Nice one lad. Have a jej

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>>53456834
I love it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orQ57wb--FM

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>>53457144
Remember to thank France, Spain and the Netherlands for that.

Viva la revolution!

>>53456156
Would rather shit myself in public then ignore children being mass raped by muslims because reporting it might be racist

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>>53456834

>>53471417
I think that its really better to shit on raped children

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>>53458754
Canada annexing america at this point

>>53457964
God damn lad, at least wipe your arse.

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>>53456460
>tight end

>>53471464
I actually melted butter and poured it over some salt popcorn once at home.
It's greasy but it's not that bad, makes it a bit less dry.

>>53471484
Germany please remove the proxy, you aren't fooling anyone

This is so disgusting. It's almost poo in the loo level

>>53471683
can we make this the new maymay of /pol/?

>>53471308
>it also depends on your altitude
haha what
Butter in popcorn is a bit too much IMO, just salt is fine enough

>>53471672
Я нe из Гepмaнии
Im not from Germany, Tyron.

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>>53471417
>Would rather shit myself in public then ignore children being mass raped by muslims because reporting it might be racist

>>53456156
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>>53456385
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>>53457305
>>53458391


What I find most intriguing is that you have these images saved on your hard drive, OP. Perhaps we should have a chat about that.

>>53471793
see
>>53458754

>>53471793
I have a few saved too. Whenever I wanna feel better about being Italian I go check them out, laugh my ass off
Every
Time

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>>53471417
>Would rather shit myself in public then ignore children being mass raped by muslims because reporting it might be racist

>>53456156
its less that they poo themselves so much as a combination of things

horrible diets gives them bad digestion and ultimately really soggy runny poo.
along with that is lots of gas, so when they fart or have a little leak the shit gets everywhere.

not to mention how few people know how to wipe properly, so swamp-ass is a big issue.

>>53471876
>>53471837
Let's be honest here: You love fapping to fatties in soiled trousers, which is why this thread exists in the first place.

Fapfapfapfapfapfap

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>>53467135
what the fuck

>>53471905
>horrible diets gives them bad digestion and ultimately really soggy runny poo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C81p_oRmlyc

>>53469690
it depends where its located
a shitty area will be full of shitty people

there are two wal-marts in my city, one is a dump and the other is fairly decent

though they are a discount retailer and cheap stuff always attracts the poors
I know I don't buy fresh food or meat there

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>>53472108
STOP IT!!

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>>53472332
NO!!

>>53456632
That's rich coming from an american

>>53469106
So we can feel better about ourselves for not being American.

A noble sacrifice of them.

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>>53472108

>>53472108
TOPkek

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How many times do you wear britches before washing them brehs?
3-7 times reporting in

maybe it's not so much that they shit themselves, it's that they dont clean themselves properly after shitting?

>>53470222
>$1,300,000,000 payout
>1/300,000,000 odds to win

You know, when the jackpot is this high, why doesn't some rich bastard buy every possible number combination and make a guaranteed profit?

Britain pls stop bullying us

Quality thread

I clap at these

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If you're skinny, beware, americans are coming to eat your poo
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-12/poo-packed-freeze-dried-pills-could-lead-to-weight-loss/7084136

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>he doesn't shit his pants at Wal-Mart

>>53475426
this

and it doesn't happen only in America, I was surprised to find a few of my friends do this too. I was once having a conversation with them and at some point someone casually mentioned "the brown stain you always get at the back of your used boxeurs"
I didn't really say anything not to humiliate him but in my head I was thinking "what the fuck is he talking about" but then to my surprise no one minded and they all laughed in a way that says "ah, yes, the brown stain! Happens all the time ah ah!"

After this I realized why they're always so quick when they go to the bathroom. This guy who mentioned this is lightening quick and always says he often has "clean shits" - as in, after wiping once, there's nothing on the toilet paper, so he just raises his boxeurs and that's done. I realized this happened way too often when I spent a few weeks at his place (as he eats a lot of shit and I, who have a regular healthy diet, have maybe one of those shits every two months or so) but I didn't really think about it until the time when he made that brown stain remark.

>>53456834
>>53466428
>>53470913
>>53471308
>>53471464
jealous faggots

>>53476771
They already eat vomit with hershey chocolate bar.
A long as it has a nice packaging they will eat it.

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>>53476771

>yurodries can't handle that slippery wet man poop-in-your-pants feeling

>>53458517
Turks look like shit.

>>53456632

Where the fuck do you think you are?

>mfw local Lidl doen't sell poo porn

>>53456834

fun fact: it is not legal to call this substance butter in America

>>53472108
I'd really like to see this video.

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>>53456834

Grease everywhere