>be p*lish
>write "sz" instead of glorious "ß"
>earn 1000 potato currency instead of Euro
>have india-tier society instead of Ordnung
>be surrounded by bydło instead of intelligentsia
>everyone wants to steal instead of working together for the Vaterland
WHY WASN'T I BORN A GERMAN?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Anon co Ty odpierdalasz? Wczoraj już to było zjebie pierdolony
>>53435034
>pooplanders cant even speak english
>self hating this much
>>53432991
fuck up, nerd.
poland is cute
protip: when you self-hate at least do it with class
like me and my magnificent pasta
>>53435639
your pasta a shit
>>53435269
He's polish though, it makes sense
>>53432991
It's easy to be German, Marek. Once you've learned the language noone will be able to tell the difference.
>>53436685
what about accent?
>>53436685
not true, poles are easy to spot by their looks, at least here in west germany.
>>53432991
come home ßchleßien
>>53436790
Takes some effort to get rid off but it's possible, there's a bunch of Poles at my university who have only been here for a few years and already speak very good German.
>>53436942
But so are ossis, we look same
Now is a pretty unsuitable time to be a Germanboo
>>53437048
>About 13% of the German population today has names of Slavic origin. Many Austrians also have surnames of Slavic origin.
Polish names in Germany abound as a result of over 100,000 people (including 130,000 "Ruhrpolen") immigrating westward from the Polish-speaking areas of the German Empire. Many Polish-named Germans reside in the Ruhr region of North Rhine-Westphalia and Berlin, though they are mostly "Germanized" by form (e.g. Orlowski, Schimanski, Rudzinski, Kowalski, Schymanietz, Matuzek to Matussek or Mattner, Koslowski, etc.).
>>53437126
poopland is even worse with our ultraconservative gov
>>53437128
>13% of the German population today has names of Slavic origin.
Does this number include recent immigrants?
come to Germany and find out.
>>53432991
<3
>>53432991
Germans have shitty flag desu
>>53432991
>Be polish
>Don't be a g*rm as a result
Seems like you should be thanking Papiez Wujek anon.