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Sup'

>>53431788
Op pic is full autism
Never go full autism

I want someone to hold

>>53432642
Go outside

>>53432642
>tfw cuddling with qt under the covers after jackhammering her for 30mins

GODLY FEELS

I want a pizza with extra cheese

evening

>tfw chatting with girl with awesome personality
>tfw she's only a 6/10

>>53432392
hey Ada

>>53432863
only 6/10 on the pic, might be 3/10 IRL

>>53432714
I've done that too. Cuddling and spooning is amazing.
Mine would push against me so my erect dick was right in between her ass cheeks and we'd dry hump until she got so horny she would grab my dick and put it in her vagina.
My biggest regret is I didn't try anal, that would have been my chance

>>53432970
You wot m8?

>>53433073
some girls look better IRL
How accurate is Skype?

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>>53431788
>>53432392
But this is my autisimo OP
She helped making it btw >>53432970


Is whatsapp also this retarded for you today?
>inb4 bully for weirdly cropped pic

>>53433391
they don't look better IRL, its just your dick talking
Skype is pretty accurate
also slavs apply excessive makeup so you can't tell a shit what does she look like until one day when you have 3 kids and a house together

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>>53433658
>not taking your date to the pool

>>53433658
In Skype I look better than in pics though because I'm not that photogenic
I had a qt that also looked better in Skype but she moved very less and covered her fivehead, so even on Skype you can have myspace angles 2bh

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okay who is this

>>53433868
my gf desu
Why?

>qt's birthday today
>not messaged her in 4 months
wew
do you think she'll reply

>>53434081
your gf is a 43 year old dude

>>53434426
hot

>qt playing GTA with guys from IP every night until early morning

I feel the cuckening coming tbeh. But I can't be bothered to install GTA again either

are qt's from the Ukraine just easy mode or did i get exceptionally lucky?

>>53435384
It's a good season for the Ukrainian qts i guess.

>>53435384
they have been one of the easiest for me. But also cucked me the most

>>53433504
you got bad connection

Can anyone recommend a decent textbook or source for English speakers to learn Russian?

Does someone have a penpal ?

Do you just write in the penpal's language and he/she answers in yours ?

>>53435481
Happened on wifi and mobile data when I was outside

>>53435384
German girls are easier desu

I feel like the QT I banged once thinks we're a couple now.
What do.

>>53436098
Let her think so and bang her a few more times until you get tired of her

>>53436098
>he doesn't have backup chinks

>>53436098
where's she from? How can she thin your're a couple

Lads, I have a problem.
I have that 3/10 Taiwanese and I like her a lot but there are so many qt Asians on this website.
What do?

>>53436414
this one for example is studying pharmacy. She could cure my yellow fever with her knowledge.
/lianyichen

>>53436158
yeah we'll meet end of this month so i'm not going to say anything because I still want the three day long sex session desu
>>53436159
>implying I don't
>>53436288
Taiwan, but living in France.
She just always talking as if we were together now.
>>53436414
Ich bin diesem Gefühl vertraut, Genosse.
Ultimately it must be your heart that makes the decision.
A 3/10 that you love and loves you back, or a 10/10 that you could possibly love but no guarantee.
Actually, talking to attractive (face wise) Asians scares me.
So I will forever be stuck with ugly faces and amazing bodies.
Did I mention already how amazing the tits of the Taiwanese I shagged are.

>>53436414
Depends which road you want to take. If you want to be faithful to her, delete the account. If you don't care about that, just go along the river and see what fish you catch.

>>53436538
She looks like she could be your daugther tbQh

>>53436583
Yes you mentioned without sharing so shamefur bragging

Who here /hunting season/?

>>53436583
>Did I mention already how amazing the tits of the Taiwanese I shagged are.
Taiwanese tits are the reason to live.

>>53437082
Strayans loyal to their shitposter ways even on interpals. Noice.

Actually I gotta start getting to work before my trip in March, I need a QT in every city on my roundtrip.

/kver

Looks fake as all fuck, but I wonder..

>>53437290
can't the instagram help you to discover the truth ?

>>53437367

Well, the profile info and instagram info match, so that can't help.

But it'S easy to find some Instagram girl and make a profile out of it.

>>53437187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb11Tz3xVKY

>>53437290
>/kver
reverse search pics, i'm 90% sure it's some norwegian fashion blogger I've seen before. I think erica kvam is her name

>>53437424
>>53437401
oh yeah, they even posted the insta
no way she's real 2bh

>>53437290
>joined 3 days ago

>>53437461
>>53437424

Well, it COULD be legit. I ain't gonna message her because I do believe it'S fake, but a super hot girl fashion blogger could be real.

I mean, we have Clayton.

>>53436592
What if I love her but I still get hard when I see other qts and I want to fuck them?

>don't be boring and message me "how are you" IM NOT GOING TO RESPOND!!!!!1
>same girls messeges me
>"Hey whats up:)"

every time

>>53437512
Gib Clayton's interpals account please?
I've heard so much yet seen so little.

>>53437546
Even the thought is a sin.
She deserves better than you.

>>53437628

/claytonsomedude

>>53437579
and you still replied cuz u thirsty

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>>53437579
>don't be boring and message me "how are you" IM NOT GOING TO RESPOND!!!!!1
>make constructed msg
>still doesn't respond

>>53437650
>/claytonsomedude
he looks weird as fuck desu and that's a really gay haircut

>>53437650
Thanks Canada.

Why do Euros read so much? Every time I start talking to one within a day or two they're asking me what I'm currently reading. I've already graduated school, why I would I read anything now?

>>53437636
I asked "what if", I didn't say it applies to me.
Also, how can I be 100% sure she didn't cuck me anyway? You can never know. Girls are way better at lying than we are.

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I just wanna fuck some russ hoes :(

>>53437846
What if this guy had my Taiwanese and I just don't know? What if I had his one and he doesn't know? >>53436583

>>53437738

Rude. Claytons a good guy tbqh

>>53437846
She looked so pure and QT with her red lips, I don't think she could ever do any harm.
And you said what if but we all know that it's what is actually going on.

>>53437838
Euros use more public transportation, a good place to read. While americans drives a lot.

Also
>ameridumbs

>>53437546
That's normal, you don't suddenly become assexual to other people, you just control the urge. That's just human. And you saying that now it's just the lack of oxytocin, since you produce that in high quantities everytime you're with her. She probably feels the same as you, although, depending on the person, guys tend to feel that more. Just relax and let time do it's magic, it's just the withdrawal (took like 5 minutes to find the word ffs)

>>53437943
How can you concentrate on reading when there's angry arabs causing a disturbance on the bus?

>>53438063
desu i used to read in break at school and a bit at home, now i read in the subway

often very calm, had one time loud mudslims in a almost empty subway, it was kinda annoying

http://i.imgur.com/q7l4Wha.jpg

>Tfw that's the girl you didn't fugg in Estonia

missed out I think.

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>viewed 8 times today
the fuck is happening

>>53438063
That's not the case. People mind their own business.
I read or watch films on my phone.
There was this dude 2 days ago who took out his laptop to mix and edit some music while commuting.
I'd be careful only if I were near a door.
As long as you're careful enough, everything goes. Just mind the people around you.

>>53438346
>http://i.imgur.com/q7l4Wha.jpg
Pretty meh, tbqh

>>53438353
>0 views, 1 message
>tfw it's spam
ids ogre

>>53438449
desu it's not people i will talk to, maybe one, it's something i guess

i stayed the whole day connected, 4 view in 17mn, it's happening

>>53438346
long nipple desu

>>53438346
>got nudes but didn't fuck
Cuck

do you guys think it makes qts jelly when you have hot qts in your friendlist?

>>53438346
>http://i.imgur.com/q7l4Wha.jpg
fuck 10/10 eyes, cute nipple too

>>53438643
only the clingy ones

>>53438586

I was already "dating" the other girl, I just stayed loyal to her really. But she wanted it, tugging my shirt, playing with my hand and asking to look into my eyes and stuff.

Probbly crushed her when I gave her a hug and left.

Also kissed her cheeks when we met 1st time and I bet that confused her a ton.

>tfw no qt norwegian gf
why live

>>53438732

I know that feel all too well.

Drowning myself in Finnish qts to compensate.

>>53438786
>>53438732
>having snowfever
lmao get cucked lads
east asia is the place to be

>tfw qt hasn't answered me in 20hours17minutes

You have 1 minute to tell me why..

>>53438529
I've been online for a couple hours so I expected something better

>>53438842
she's fucking another chad

>>53438712
>Also kissed her cheeks when we met 1st time and I bet that confused her a ton.

>kissing in the cheeks isn't normal for casual situations

ayy lmao you guys are too cold.

>>53438842
Has she been online? Did she tell you why she'd be absent? How long have you known each other? Do you usually tell each other what you're doing?

>>53438842
Cuck-a-doodle-doo

>>53438712
Post more pics desu

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>>53438803

Implying you wouldn't demolish that ass.

>>53438897

Well it is here, that's how we greet people, but in Estonia they apparently don't do that. She asked why I did that later.

>>53438915
>implying there is an ass in this picture

would fuck though

>>53438915
>straight teeth
>blonde
lol no thnaks

why does no girl message me first

>>53438861
Mayhaps but why wouldn't she be content with me as current Chad to her?

>>53438897
I don't mind though, and really I'm not bothered one bit. She's said to be online but I know that she just has the site open without ever being on. Thanks though.

>>53438904
That's my fetish.

>>53439041
because you're not close enough to fuck her

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>>53439023
They get shittons of messages, why would they even try.

>tfw two somehow qt messaged me today

way too horny atm lads what do
i wanna fuck my qt again

>>53438915
Too plain of a white girl desu, she looks really boring also there is no ass on that girl.

>>53437512
thanks dude... as for her being fake, I am not of the opinion that she is at a level of attractiveness that would make me think she is fake myself. Ive said it before but there are other models ive talked to on interpals before and even some people that have been on TV say etc(not super famous but you get the idea). There are "attractive" people on interpals for sure you can find them. But like the russian person said in the thread before, it doesnt matter if they are good looking if they are "unattractive" id say more than half the people you talk to on the site legit have some kinda mental problem. I cant tell you how many times ive met someone I thought was nice/cool/we were friends whatever. Totally flipped their shit and went psycho. Look at that girl I posted about recently, cute girl, was model seemed nice. Skyped for hours, she told me all these sob stories blah blah. Then all of the sudden, she hates me, we were never friends, she doesnt like that I was nice to her, and to never talk to her again.

So ya, you never know. Thats why you should take everything wtih a grain of salt no matter who you talk to, if you think she is fake and arent sure, go and message her anyway. Just dont get your hopes up because even if shes real, she could be a total basketcase. But you'll never know unless you try.


>>53437906
thanks who ever you are

>>53439584

Heh you may be right.

I'm gonna message her in Norsk and see what happens.

>>53438915
>not Asian
Fuck off

>>53439769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8ba-6usZ30
She says in her twitter that she loves to spend all her money on clothing every month.
I'm not sure it's something to look forwards to.

>>53441589

I don't really care. I want people to practice norwegian more than I want a date. I can find another Norge qt.

>>53439769
Hvordan gaar det?

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>tfw this total nympho with huge tits and a perfect ass says we could build something together if we met

Also it really seem to suck to be a nymphomaniac when you can't get any since your morals are too high.

"[11/1/2016, 15:51] Erika: Your voice is quite dark"

What did she mean by this.

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>>53437082

>>53442274
You sound like a nigger

>>53442274
did you send a vacaroo?
Then it means your voice is deep

>>53442632

A song.

And my voice sounds gay imo.

>>53442759
Maybe your voice is a bit husky or grainy.

>>53442759
a "dark" voice is generally seen as attractive in men

I've found that a solid 3/4 of girls that message me first end up sending me nudes.

>>53442861
>>53442836

I know, but I don't agree that I have a deep voice, at all.

>>53442759
You either have a creepy or a deep voice.

I couldn't hold back my movie autism. She even loves or hates me now

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>tfw you see people who only accept message from 18-18 year old users

Interpals is so buggy that if you set an age limit from 18 (or whatever age) to all ages it limits the messages from everyone who isn't 18.

>>53438449
>get 30 to 40 views a day

Am I semi-good looking desu? Or are they just ugly chicks?

>>53443227
so what's your favorite movie?

>>53443302
The website is so 2006. Like it though

How do I go from friends to nudes? Someone should write a guide for this shit. How many days do I wait? What's a good segue? What to do if thai milf? What to do if American weeb?

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am i alpha now?

>>53443432
This. Tinder is easy as fuck because it's understood everyone is a slut. I don't know why it is so much harder for me to interpal nudes

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>Canadian SJW mad at me because I only talk to girls and didn't answer his friend
>"She" messages me and tells me I should get a life

>>53443494
so true though

>>53442049

Pics of said ass or tits?

>>53443494
no, only reasonable

>barcelonaqt doesnt respond
>madridqt doesnt respond
>some turk qts do respond but with horrible english

goddammit

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>>53443602
>>53443602

>open IRL mailbox
>big letter from latvia
>sender is that qt that has a child now*
memes aside, I'm too afraid to open that.

* for people who don't know the story:
>2012
>go to Latvia
>meet qt
>fuck qt
>go home, never talk again
>2014
>find her facebook
>she has a child that looks very south-european

>>53443736
open it on youtube live stream

you know what's also cool about banging 3/10 that don't get much action otherwise?
they don't even care when you tell them you're into feet and gladly provide you with jack off material

gotta love asians

>>53443736

Kek here comes the child support order

>>53443736
scared to open it... because
it might be yours?

>>53443841
>talking to qt
>overweight, but could be extremely hot if lost weight
>still pretty cute and is a good conversational partner anyway

>>53443735

Nice. Got any of that bunda?

>>53443977
>>53443879
>>53443782
She sent me a picture of the kid and a very weird letter telling me that she misses me and wants us to be a family.

I don't care about those 2.99 € of child support to a random third world country. But I guess the 3/10 will leave me for that.

>>53443736
Open the letter with some steam.
If it's bad, back to sender with a big "No longer lives at the address indicated" covering the whole thing.
I don't think it should be bad, or she wouldn't have waited.

>>53444120
lel
send her a letter back "shoulda sucked a better cock tb h"

>>53444120

Uhhh can you post exactly what she wrote?

>>53444120
Well, congratulations I suppose.
What do you think you'll do?

>>53444515
>>53444515
>>53444515

top kek

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>>53444670
oh fugg :DDDDD

>>53444254
It's too long to type. I'm researching what could happen to me desu.
>>53444520
Ignore it for now. I just think I'll need to tell the Taiwanese since it's getting serious with her and someday, she'd find out any way. That's my biggest problem.

>>53444767
wait, so she said you are the father?
i thought she just wanted you to join her as a single mom.
if your Taiwanese leaves you and needs an honest man with no sinful bastard babies please tell her my name.

and probably the first thing I'll want to do is a paternity test.

>>53444879
just ignore her, what can she do in fucking latvia lmao

>>53444767

Did the Latvian qt say it's yours or is it strongly implied?

Shouldn't hide this from your gook qt familia. The longer it drags on the more it's going to hurt her.

>>53444767
http://ec.europa.eu/civiljustice/maintenance_claim/maintenance_claim_lat_en.htm#1.
Seems bad твн. It's until the child can support himself, and there can be a part for the mother if she needs it.
>>53444856
She could be testing the water. If he replies, she could use the letter to show the court he knew about the kid.

was the letter signed for?
probably not
so it never arrived

>>53444928

>abandoning your own son
>leaving him to become a degenerate leftie sjw

Typical cuck

>Acting like a nigger
If it's your kid, you have responsibility. You fucked up. Now own up to the fuck up and handle your shit.

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>>53445231
>>53445161

>>53444767
>I'll need to tell the Taiwanese since it's getting serious with her and someday, she'd find out any way.
This, and if the Taiwanese decides to leave you because of that it's better to happen this now than later.

>>53445307
No, the edgy faggot thing to do is to abandon a kid.

Do you guys just use selfies or vacation pictures in your profiles?

>>53445068
>>53444978
>>53444950
>>53444928
My plan:
>ignore, not reply.
>tell chink about it when I meet her personally next time.
>call my Turkish lawyer tomorrow, best lawyer I ever had. He will tell me what to do.

>live in small town of 16,000 inhabitants
>get message from girl
>check flag
>France
>check town
>mine

Better not fuck this up

>>53445379
Realistically, what can the latvian do?
Is this the first time she ever told you of the child?
Does she have any proof it's yours?
She's in Latvia, doubt she can fuck with a Bergjude like that.
The letter never arrived, that's all.
How did she even get your address.

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Pretty desperate...

>>53445495
She wants your Chinois in her Noune desu

>>53445585
I think it's a joke

>>53445379
>telling her
Don't. Unless you are forced to pay child support. Don't fuck up things with her.

>>53445511
>>53444978 posted a link which says that Europeans laws apply. So even if he lives outside of Latvia it Latvian law.

>>53445511
>How did she even get your address.
that's the main question.
I told her I live in Italy when I met her. And she didn't know my family name.
I found her Facebook a year ago, saw the child looking like me, shat my pants and closed.
Back then I had Facebook, but meanwhile I deleted my account.
I think, she had my first -and lastname combination by Facebook in some way and then found my by this in some way. Probably it's from when my name was still in the phone book after moving to Switzerland. I didn't realize that for a while and deleted it after getting spam calls of people who wanted to sell me some healthcare contracts.
The letter is from 03. November 2015 btw. Back then, my phone number was still on the phone book.

>>53445585
Lemme guess.
Asian?

/iamyournextex

>tfw he probably stole my qt

>>53445791
A country name ending with stan

>>53445755
Latvia would need to enforce the decision, she'd need to prove he knows about it. The amount shouldn't be too bad since the average wage is 380€, but the future bindings he'd have after recognising the kid could be way worse.

>>53445831
He comes off as a beta, despite the alpha username. I'm guessing he's butthurt about being dumped all the time, hence the name.

>>53445983
my neighbour has a kid in Germany. The Jugendamt took 4 years to find his address. Then he switched canton 2 years ago and heard nothing since them.
Worst thing I'll do is move to France. You guys don't even track residence internally, right?

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>have sex with interpals QT (condom on)
>go full throttle on her cunt and don't notice the condom ripping
>give her an accidental creampie
>buy a morning after pill the next day
FF 2 months
>vacation in Japan
>listening to some weird rock band playing in front of Shibuya station
>get a whatsapp that she's pregnant
>fufufufuufkckkk holidays ruined
>next message is that she already made an appointment for the abortion interview

thank you based smart Chinese cold blooded QT honey baby i love you

>>53446285
that's why I prefer Asians to Baltics.

>>53446117
I thought that the Dutchie called Sanders, pnr of his fakes at least

>>53446170
I'm officially a resident of London. I won't have to change my address before 2025 and nobody care about addresses.
Even if they'd rule for child support, they'd have to make Switzerland comply and enforce it, after it's been proven. If you had your account on another country, they wouldn't have the right to take anything from it.

>>53446514
The complication for Switzerland is, that if I don't have my official residence in Switzerland, I'll lose my working permit since I'm not Swiss.
France has always sounded like heaven to hide after doing some bullshit.

>>53446603
how about you kill the baby
latvia is 3rd world tier, i'm sure you can find a hitman for 200€ and a bottle of kvas to take care of that

>>53446603
How about the Alsace?

>>53446603
And we're not even anglo tier, deed poll-ing our way out of shit.
Anyway, don't panic, go see your lawyer, and remember that until you receive official papers and they get an official proof you received them, you don't have to do anything because she can't do anything.
If you don't reply, you should be ok for the moment. If you change kantons, you'll gain some time.

>>53446682
that's a little hard. That child has absolutely no fault. I wouldn't want anyone to get hurt because of that
>>53446935
26 cantons * 1 year = 26 years
problem solved..

>>53447033
The kid will grow with a single mother. Think of it as an euthanasia.

>>53447125
>implying she will never find some Latvian beta to raise it
Let's be serious. She's probably the most qt gril I've ever had. She'll find someone even with a child.

>Mamma...ich hab a Churri gfickt.

l
m
a
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>>53447033
She only found you by your phone number, anyway. Unlike Sweden, there's no list of people living in each kanton publicly available, so she probably got lucky.
If you're paranoid, when you get your Swiss passport, you can change your name to make it more "Swiss".

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Holy shit 3/10, shit has hit the fan. Bad luck fãm. Be sure to tell the Taiwanese it'd break her heart otherwise.

I wonder how many babies have been born thanks to interpals? There's like 5 in these threads I believe. Isn't the figure for Erasmus somewhere near half a million now?

Also Clayton man I love you and all (no homo x) but nigga your profile is gay as shit. Get rid of half the videos, all the passive aggressive whiny emo bullshit and stop being a dicknugget. The girls stopping messaging you are probably just the ones who read far enough down your profile and see you only accept females like an absolute turk

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>>53447199
Stop making excuses. Children are like kittens, either you raise them or you drown them, no easy middle path out.

Has anyone messaged the user binabebe?

Thanks for all senpaitachi. Gonna sleep a night over it.

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>>53447504
Clayton is a beta. Pass it on

>>53447504
ah my profile is the way it is, because ive gotten hundreads and hundreads of messages asking me the same thing over and over again. No joke I actually have a word file saved, with my responses to every question I got asked them so much. And since like I told you guys I try to respond to everyone, i literally can just open up the file copy and paste there cuz I got tired of writing the same thing over and over.

I still get asked the same thing a lot. But not nearly as often now.

As for girls stopping messaging me in general its..

1. They get mad I dont flirt with them.
2. Another fake of me popped up and i didnt get a chance to prove I was real yet(which yes some girls have even said with my time stamped pics and videos they still ddint belive it was the real me. I think ive told you guys before but ive had girls that when I finally skyped them, they litterally started crying on camera, they didnt think I was gonna be real that much)
3, They got a boyfriend who wont let them talk to me
4. Or complete psycho, mental problems for a number of reasons, like they got mad im nice to them or something.


As for dudes I got to many dick pics, one dude even sent me a pic of dicks chopped up, guys sending me their buttholes asking me to confirm if im still not gay. Dudes asking me to teach them how to masterbate blah blah. Got tired of it. Theres enough creepy girl messages let alone dudes.

>>53447872
Talk about it with your lawyer, think about it thoroughly and then decide. We certainly aren't the best advisors for those kind of things. Ciao

>>53447603
Of course not. She's 16 and lives in Western Europe's worst city

>>53448006

Shut the fuck up


Jk clayton ily :3 yes homo

>>53447603
>16
she doesn't look that hot desu

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>>53448004
Oh theres way more than that, I message everyone randomly to check up on them, I have hundreds and hundred of people on my list. I think its the nice thing to do.
On another note heres a fake I assume probably going around so just a warning for you guys.. or who knows maybe it was one of you guys actually trying to "get me" or something lol
>>53448116
thanks who ever you are

>>53448311
how autistic are you my man

>>53448006
In the first message? Dude that's alpha as fuck. Hello stranger have a penis. Just block and delete every message from a guy unless you can see it says something interesting. That's what I do. Blocked the entire gay population of interpals over time aside from a Ugandan dude I talk about gambling and football with.

Also literally delete all your profile and try again in simple list format rather than massive run on sentences. Seriously we can always tell if a poster is you since everything is written in impossibly large paragraphs with 0 punctuation. If people don't believe you're real offer to Skype them. Sorted.

And don't be so passive aggressive man I know you live a tough old life and people on Interpals give you a tough old time but bitching about it achieves nothing but make you look like a contemptuous brat.

Also delete the fucking cat photo seriously what even is that those aren't even your cats.

t. Master of wimminz

>>53448311
seems like a pretty cool guy now

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>>53448311
>Messages +289
>Friends +74

>>53448357
Clayton is adorably autistic. It's quite reassuring that someone as beautiful as him (and the other beautiful people he seems to alienate on interpals) can be as hopeless as the rest of us mere mortals.

Also Clayton me main man how's the cancer if you don't mind me asking?

>>53448311
like i said i understand her(or his)flirting but it doesnt interest me. Personally I think its more interesting when people are fakes like the psychology behind it. That sander guy that messaged me and all the other fakes ive had over the years as well ive talked to them and tried to get to know them. I dont hate anyone im just curious as to know the reasoning.
>>53448381
as for deleting my profile or doing a diff one. Im pretty ok with it in general as it is. Ive had some people message me that i had nice conversations with who said they wouldnt have messaged me if I dint write what I wrote on it because of how i look before so its ok to me.

As for guys that want to message me, well all my info is on there so if they really want to talk they can message me on fb or something etc

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Lost my virginity 2 weeks ago to a qt. Have to say sex is overrated af, literally pounding her pussy non-stop for 15 mins but I hardly felt anything while she was screaming and orgasmed twice. Ended up getting bored and wanking for 5 mins until I came on her stomach/tits.

>>53448500
>beautiful
he's literally an ayy lmao with a faggy haircut

>>53448567
it's called dead penis by masturbation my friend
congratulations on your erectile dysfunction

You guys are talking about babies and sex here what the hell how "easy" is it to get laid there?

>>53448576

Don't insult my boy Clayton you faggot.

>>53448567
this >>53448623 probably.
had a similar situation. Just stop watching porn for a while. Helped me a lot to make my expectations towards sex be normal again.
>>53448635
A bunch of autists fucking themselves through an endless list of 3/10 qts from third world countries. Join us.

>>53448623
I could be like some sex god thinking about it, I could last for hours + 18cm. I have shit stamina tho,

>>53448183
How not?

>>53448050
I thought 16 was the age if consent there

>>53448452
honestly ill probably never get to them ive already become pretty jaded with the site after everything thats happened. That last thing with that crazy model girl was the straw that broke the camels back now I just kinda answer whatever message is at the top usually..


>>53448500
I just try to be nice to everyone thats all.. As for health stuff like I said I still have one tumor left but it hasnt grown so whatever just letting it ride. Other health stuff not good, but could be worse I guess. Still in and out of the hospital but thats life, gotta keep going. Anyway thanks..


>>53448567
did you have a condom on?
>>53448576
Never claimed to be some super awesome dude, but I do know I dont need to go making fun of people on the internet. Id think if you are cooler than me as well youed probably have more fun having sex in real life then trying on interpals but thats just me....


>>53448665
thanks who ever you are


>>53448429
haha so you hated me before great lol thanks I think...

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>qt sends me this before bed

Aww

>>53449028
but i am having sex in real life thanks to interpals you fetal alcohol syndrome looking freak

Waited the Taiwanese to wake up and told her.

Her reaction was like "Shit happens". She told me, she won't leave me for that. But she is afraid I will go full-daddy mode and take that girl back and care for the child. I told her this will definetly not happen.

>>53449062
How do I get on that level?

Where's she from? How long have you been chatting?

>>53449121
you are the biggest cuck of all

>>53449157
A better question would be
>how hot is she
that is more important than the rest

>>53449157

Finland, and a few months.

>>53449089
Oh I have sex in real life to. Guess we are both pretty cool. Besides the fact that, you need to make fun of people on the internet I guess, and I really dont know what you look like... Also I think one could say, you are having sex THANKS to interpals? So no girl will have around you your whole life? Im "sorry" to hear that dude, but I guess good luck with the interpals gf.

>>53449028
>did you have a condom on?

Nope

>>53448938
Yeah but have you ever tried having a conversation with a 16 year old? Not worth it famalam. Also, half your age plus 7. So if you're older than 18 going out with / banging a 16 year old is officially weird.

>>53448567
Dunno, I know condom can deff fuck you up for sure.. I guess like others said it could be the porn. But for what its worth my first time having sex and other times as well I havnt always come either. Im kinda ambivalent though. Id think if you didnt come it was anxiety in someway shape or form. Perhaps not the right vibe, or you were not as attracted to her. Sex is a vibe and emotion a lot of the time, so unless she is just so attractive to you that you have that animal sorta instinct that you "need" her it doesn't work. If a girl isnt your more so "ideal" I think thats when you need to find a vibe that makes it more fun, like role play etc to turn you on.


Anyway dont worry its happened to me, and its happened to many others. Not everyones first time is good, guy or girl.

>>53449312
epic
epic for the win my friend

>>53449312
Mate don't be so mad it's unbecoming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAJq1FoXMFY

>>53449779
hrmm im not mad at all, im casually typing this, im actually just wasting time till i have the energy to get off the computer and make dinner really....

>>53449762
thanks who ever you are

>>53449028
That sounds pretty posi posi +++ to be fair. Here's hoping famalamadingdong

yeah our special snowflake clayton aka the miscarriage that made it is just super casual and down to earth, he is just a regular dude replying until he has the energy to make dinner. he is simply a nice lad, a casual one.
positive vibes. just a casual, laid back guy.

Got to write this essay lads but I really want to keep talking to my qt (Clayton you're my qt now don't fight it you enormous homo)

Lads pls do me a favour

JUST

>>53449926
>>53449971
thanks

>>53450022
lol I said before already here my info to contact me is on my interpals anyway so if anyone realy wanted to talk to me about something theres ways to message me. If you are nice to me im nice to you simple as that.

>>53449971
Mate don't be so mad. It's unbecoming.

>>53450227
oh was he/she whoever it is being sarcastic? I cant even tell honestly

>honestly i m here since two monthes but usa i dont know i heard usa hate arabs and they hate blacks and mexicans and non whites in general .. i saw on tv some white people saying we want to keep america white and i heard on tv the guy who attacked black church in north carloina and killed 10 black people and he was wearing confederate flag ,, i wish i can go to usa but why i go to a place where u r not welcomed ! i have an african american student here with me and he saying that in usa if u r not white you can get shot by the white police officer there

Just got this from an Arab living in Europe when I told her to move to the US to see me.

Pls post sick tunes lads

>>53450570
Fucking kek. She asked if I would let my sister date a black man and then posted this:

what if she dated a black man i mean if imagine for sure u wont accept ! why the majority of white americans feel happy when they see an arabic guy got killed they using the word sand niggers to insult us
in usa you always telling us that we are terroists even that we arabs are victims of usa imperial attitue invading iraq for nothing just for oil and killing one million arab there and sad thing most of people who supporting these acts are right wing white americans ! then they dont talk about the white terrorism in usa there were racist attacks against blacks and even 5 arabs were killed by white supermacist guy but media dont cover and show ..
16:40 MST
go fox news and youtube and read hate comments against arabs and muslims 99% are from rednecks white americans they say we will kill those arabs !
do u expect muslims and arabs to watch this ! u even hate the non muslims the mexicans and blacks both are christains yet they are hated for their color ! trump nowadays ! who is cheering for him white americans

>>53450579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oAqOFz6QsU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0trwO1xbv6E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBwtAySu7Mg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnaeImQ0TSg

>>53450666
>"I ain't like the others bb"

>>53450570
They shoot only those who look poor and uneducated. Tell her to dress as if she were rich and smart.
>>53450579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2_ss9y-VjE

>>53450579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwEm-rU5sAE

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>>53450796
kek
>4channer gets killed by rednecks while trying to defend his arab wife
>all the while they were calling him "race traitor"

>find perfect qt, 10/10 literally
>gorgeous ecuadorian
>she deletes her pics (there was visible cleavage before)
>start messaging her
>exchange some really long messages
>she posts pics again, since I pretend I didn't see them
>starts complaining about turks, Arabs and Americans being creepy
>deletes her account before I see the message and ask for Skype
Dammit guys why have you got to ruin the game for everyone else?

>>53450796
>>53450936
She just keeps going and going

>tell me something ! why you trageting the blacks and mexicans ! because they are not white right ! why in 2016 you still judge them and hate them on color bases !
you talk about france good ! who is behind ISLAmic terror its the usa they creat them in 80s against soviet and they are doing this agenda to show the islam as bad !!
u talk about iraq u did killed the iraqis for oil ! plus usa is changing and u know u whites have no power on usa its the jews who do ! plus usa is not ur land its the land of the natives the red indians but they lost it because ur ancestors killed them all in the name of the white race

I'm convince this is a fake now. Someone please take over and start trolling her
/sara_di_arabia8

>>53450666
Devil trips confirm Muslims are the devil

>>53451028
>canon SLR
>unironically using soft focus
She just went 10 to 0 real fucking fast

>>53451028
>/sara_di_arabia8
https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=sohai+ali+abro&oq=&gs_l=

>>53451152
>>53451033
>im not fake ! u can see me on cam if u want ! u r fake since u dont addmit about ur devil white american redneck racism

>u destoryed our arabic countries and because of u inavding iraq thats why we have this mess ! all because of u rednecks i wish ur country suffer and it will dont worry usa is not white anymore hopefully will not be so we wont see another bush


Holy shit, "she" was so fucking mad and then she blocked me, I'm going to fap to her photos now

>>53450985
This site is full of creepy people, including woman.
>>53451028
Move on, I think it's fake.
>Saudi Arabia
>Indiaboo
There's no such thing.

>>53451222
Meh, I was on my phone so I couldn't reverse search pics

>>53450579
I've been listening to these songs quite a lot the last few days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-rZgarPTdA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTA0DSfrGZ0

>>53451654
Lmao I didn't even see that. I really do like his music and Portuguese songs in general desu.

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-rZgarPTdA
>"Hey, good song, never heard before"
>*let's see the comments"
> "love it! Spanish or French?"
Kill me already

>>53437082
>I P N U

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>>53451722
>>53451723
>>53451346
It's okay, I'm already used to it.

>>53451723
Your pic related is my sould right now
>saved
Why is maths so cruel ;_;

>>53451827
*soul

>>53450779
Thanks, I really liked the last one.

>>53450802
Breedy good song for feels.

>>53450887
Absolutely disgusting.

>>53451346
Noice, never heard about that guy.

>>53451815
>>53451723
Is there two of you with the Rio de Janeiro extra flag?

>>53451815
To be fair he does sing in Spanish too sometimes
>>53451882
>Noice, never heard about that guy.
He's pretty good desu, here's some other songs he sings in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGHbOZBSv18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWXTisH11-Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xFuXtjmmWQ

>>53451882
No, only me. I murdered the english language then I deleted my post, but forgot to quote the Hawaiian. So I made a post quoting him and my posts.
>Thanks, I really liked the last one.
It's really nice indeed. they are Swedish.
>>53451827
I really loved calculus when I was studying it in uni.
>tfw close friend of John Stewart already

Just got this message from my German qt when I asked her about Köln...

>köln ist echt furchbar, in anderen dt städten ist das ja auch passiert. unter andem auch in frankfurt, wo ich ja momentan arbeite. das macht mir schon echt angst und auf der zugstrecke wo ich immer fahr, wurde letztens auch ne frau belästigt und als die sich dann gewehrt hta wurde sie zu boden geschmissen und gegen den kopf getretten... hoff mir passiert sowas nicht.

>und dann muss erst noch ewig disskutiert werden ob man solche abschieben kann? die frage stellt sich für mich gar nicht... und dann noch so dumme sprüche wie "frauen sollen halt einfah ne armlänge abstand halten" da könnt ich grad kotzen. bin echt mal auf die nächste wahl gespannt...

..Germany needs to get it's shit together. This was depressing to read.

>be 4/10 asian dude
I've always been intrigued by interpals, but never took the chance.

>>53451882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq9jWAxUIEs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyTazPPWIKk
>>53452237
If you somewhat speak korean, you're in luck.

>>53452237
Theres lots of weebs on there, if you're Jap or Korean you won't have much trouble (especially with frogs)

>>53452319
>>53452359
So even though I'm a gunnut, BBQ loving, barely-speaks-korean gook, I can pick up autistic frog girls so long as I nod and smile when they talk about kpoop?

>>53452625
You'd need to know a bit about the subject too, or about the country, but it's easier for sure.

>>53452210
Yeah mate I can't speak nazi. Pls translate por favor

>>53452210
>posting something in that goblin language and expecting us to understand
That was your first mistake
>expecting to not be lazy and paste it in a translator
Your second mistake.

It takes more effort to type this response than to highlight it, open the translator, and paste it, and I'm still not going to do it.

Get fucked, Nazi

Will visit my qt Russian in summer.
Feels good man

>roommate comes back home
>Handles me postcard
>It's a postcard from my qt I wasn't expecting at all that she sent from Tenerife where she was vacationing 2 weeks ago

So cute.

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>qt calls me adorably English
This triggers the cornishman

>>53453427
Mate I stuck it in Google translate and still got nothing

>Flirt with German QT with a boyfriend
>She talks about how wet she is with me

DEUTSCHLAND JA

Welp if i die this is who to blame... THis guy http://www.interpals.net/joel-i?utm_medium=pp-userlink is messaging me on facebook now telling me to call 911 that I should know what albinains can do, and I talked to the girl he likes so if I die, well you all know who did it.

This could be the next level of interpals going crazy...

>>53455395
dude what...

>>53455395
>albinains
what are those?

If a girl messages me first but her profile says she only wants friendship/language exchange does it mean I have a shot at her?

>>53455478
I dunno but he does not like me and just sent me some creepy messages about how I should be careful and take care of myself and call 911 cuz he is ablianian or some shit.. Admittedly I did call the girl cute and she is. I asked if they are bf and gf and he said no but he he loves her so he doesnt care. lol I had seen him view my profile a few times on interpals and i wondered what was going on, and then i just checked my facebook and ya.... he is not happy with me


>>53455516
i probably spelled wrong lol

>>53455615
Clayton is that you again

>>53455516
He meant Albanians
>>53455613
Yes you still have a chance, my qt had that on her profile too

>>53455615
Post the girl's profile so that we can all view her and call her cute to pissed off this Albanian guy.

>>53455697
ya lol.. admittedly ive called the girl cute and she is good looking for sure, so i guess thats a little flirty but I even was trying to help her and teach her english... We were talking ok(well as long as someone that cant speak english can)then all of the sudden this dude with her pic kept looking at my profile, and she stopped speaking to me... So I Messaged her a few times asking what is going on and who is this guy that keeps looking at my profile, and then welp, I guess he loves her and is pissed at me. So well long story short I need to fear for my life and guess I can never talk to this girl again lol

>>53455755
im sure you can find it if you look at his profile.. anyway i dunno if you want to though cuz he will be pissed.

>>53456074
Oh it wasn't that that gave it away. LEARN TO WRITE LIKE A HUMAN BEING.

Just made my profile on Interjews.
What should I do now besides message qts?

>>53456105
( •_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)

>>53456186
Bost brofile huebro, so we can give you a few tips on how to improve it.

>Getting plane tickets to visit my qt this summer
>Long layover in Amsterdam
Literally going to fucker a hooker then fuck my qt

>those Israeli and Argentine cuties
Holy shit.

>>53456346

Look at Bolivians and have your stereotypes shattered.

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>>53455755
>>53456074
>tfw Clayton posted 'qt' on her photos

>>53456588
well I did call her on skype cute to for what its worth lol. But still, it wasnt anything sexual lol...last we were talking i was trying to help wtih her english, and she then sent me some pics of some anime characters she thought i looked like.. then boom, this guy starts viewing my profile over and over again, and she stops talking to me.. I was like wtf is going on this is weird... And well now I guess i better watch my back and call 911 or something..

I just got some weird random numbers calling me on whatsapp too... but im afraid to respond lol

>>53456875

Sometimes I wonder if you aren't actually stuck in some kind of reality show because the crazy shit you go through is mindblowing.

>Swedish qt tells me how the Swedish "cool kids" dress
>It's exactly bydlo fashion, adidas and all

WHAT THE FUCK SWEDEN

>>53457002
Most of them seem to dress up like wannabe Americans.

>hot girl gave me her skype in the second ever message

This is a fake right? Gotta be, no one is that thirsty

>>53457189
Where is she from?

>>53457314
Brazil

>>53457319
I'd risk it.

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I have been losing more and more interest in talking to people and in the last months the girls that I already know complain that they always have to message first because I will never start a conversation.
On the other hand, I still feel lonely as fuck and I need more and more people talking to me, qts that are funny and can make me laugh or idk, something. I feel like some american slut who nees hundred of likes on Facebook in order to feel good, it's a pretty annoying thing. Wish I had just a cool qt to talk to in a daily basis, wouldnt care if she's not actually cute as long as she's funny and has bete English than the Russian girls.

What the fuck is up with the message reading as read the second you send it? Just a glitch?
It keeps happening. And then I don't get a reply and I wonder if it even actually sent

>>53457532
I used to have a girl I would talk to every single day, from the moment one of us woke up to the moment one of us slept. It was the most amazing thing ever, and we never ran out of things to say.
And then it just fizzled out and I'm here alone sending messages to a million girls and not getting any replies. I need something, attention, anything

>>53457862
Same boat, except in my case I was discarded in the end. I have 2 nice friends and they definetly arent on the "qt to date" section but one is too depressive and the other isnt enough for me I guess. I need more.
I think I'm going to script one whole country per day until I get some new, fresh people to talk to.

>>53458176
The thing is I always compare every new person to my old qt and constantly think how they'll never be as fun, never be as cute, or whatever, then I get discouraged and log out and 5 minutes later I log in again and rinse and repeat.

I don't even like IP, but it's free, easy and I need girls to talk to, just someone, anymore to message throughout the day and know someone is also thinking of me. But also I just need someone to think about. I literally have no one,

If I knew of another website where it was this easy to just talk to girls and get their numbers and stuff from any country I want, I would be there too

>>53458382
But mostly I need a qt because it gives me purpose and otherwise I look at porn, which I really don't do that often, and just masturbate multiple times a day.

When I had girls to talk to I would go weeks without looking at porn and only fap to them

There don't seem to be any qt's in Wales at all ,it's getting distressing family. All I wanna do is lay pipe but they're all in fucking London or Edinburgh

>>53458604

>tfw skyping with a qt Welsh girl tomorrow

Cucked

>>53458788
How do you feel about the fact that come friday she'll be getting fucked by Rhys Jones, Dafydd and the rest of the rugby team?

QTs don't bring me happiness. I get bored of them so fast. Nothing helps

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