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arroooomans lolemao edition
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cara
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buying friend 100k
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Carra
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me irl
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a car
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is it possible to trick your brain into thinking you're gay? Sick of seeing qt girls and knowing I'll never shag em tb honest
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Doing a pass out now; been awake for 32 hours.
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new flatshare in london! only £2500/month. Had to convert to islam for my roommate ahmed, but it's all worth it in the long run!
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daisy
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Someone make a haxball
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free armour trimming
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kpop desu lads
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me with my gf
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>>53399071
this gimmick is shit
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wave2: selling full addy trim 50k press 123
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>>53399065
nighty night sleep tight dont let the bedbugs suck you off
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>just about ready to doze off and have a nice active day about the house tomorrow
>mother pokes her head in on her way to bed to ask if im helping her at work again
ffs i couldnt exactly say no
come on you sad autistic freaks must have reliable tactics up your sleeves to get out of doing things
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crayon pop
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>>53399090
post her penis
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>tfw freewill is an illusion and everything you do is pre-determined by the chemtrails
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Nth for bangers and mash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzJXYtHq7YM
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>>53399119
t. rasheed al achmed al-britaini
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>>53399034
No but it is exclusive to /brit/ you spastic brained quim.

>>53399040
The programming is working.
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>>53399157
what if it's all a dream
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>>53399081
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>>53399155
bit gay that
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>>53399177
Good post
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is "reddit flags" still a meme?
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>>53399195
>No but it is exclusive to /brit/ you spastic brained quim.
wew is literally used all over 4chan and I've seen it used on several other websites and games before

literally fuck off
>MUH SECRET CLUB 1!! xDDDD
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morning lads
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>wake up at 8pm today
>going to have to do an all nighter

cba
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need cummies
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brown people should all be killed
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>>53399195
no its not you fucking melt lol

>>53399150
>>53399150
>>53399150
in case it wasnt clear im asking for help
ive got plenty of things to do tomorrow that dont involve cunting around all day filing documents and hoovering other peoples property, how do i get out of it
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wew came from [s4s]
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>>53399150
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>/brit/ genuinely hates pakis

wow this sub is done for...
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need a friend or failing that a gf with nice feet
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jagex block your password when you type it backwards, try it

look: ********
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>>53399248

JUST
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how common is adderall in england?
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>>53399195
No it really isn't.

It started on /s4s/ you're one of those cunts that only browse /brit/ aren't you?
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>The British are fighting amongst themselves over north or south being worse

Good kaffir.
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>>53399276
24engivallirva
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1drowssap
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>>53399288
About as common as mexican food
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>>53399288
adde what
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if you want tons of gp go pick up that wine of zamorak, I'll wait for you by this door.
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>>53399073
I watched TFA again today and on closer inspection she really is ugly outside of professional photoshoots.
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any normies need a beat down?
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>>53399312
what are you trying to say here senpai? because mexican food is actually pretty popular here
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>>53399301
HELP HOW DO I DELETE THIS
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why youre no help at all
shouldntve expected any better
you see why i act like a narcissist
its because of you...
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>>53399288
not really as a study drug
Plenty people use speed recreationally
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>>53399283
i like your flag x
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holy shite who remembers bob, did anyone used to watch that
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>>53399288
Not common at all, doctors rarely prescribe it. You might find dexedrine or ritalin
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>>53399288
Not very.

We get concerta and ritalin which is shit

Just get speed it is literally what is used in adderall
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>>53399340
://system/sk8rboi
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to protect the world from devastation...
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>>53399382
OKAY I TYPED THIS IN AND MY DADS COMPUTER STOPPED WORKIN!!!!!!!

HES GONNA BE HOME FROM WORK SOON AND HELL KILL ME IF I BROKE HIS PC!!!!!!!!
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>>53399371
>that default male character
fuck, the memories
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>>53399357
call the five naughts

they might help ya
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>>53399231
Reddit.
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>>53399373
Dexedrine is better anyway
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>>53399340
delete system 32, it resets your password
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>>53399380
street speed is usually not racemic it's 100% L-amp
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>>53399357
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>>53399405
Jesse was mai waifu
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reminder that jagex removed tutorial island and killed guthix
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Poleaboo acted rashly, fucked up a bit

Think he might get a knock from the rozzers this week
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>>53399257
>Unironically being a cleaner

Wew.
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speed makes me a normie

i can talk to people so easily on it
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>>53399371
Used to dress as a bot then go to where people would bot kill in the wildys at green dragons, would carry full dharoks. When they were attacking me I would pretend I was a bot, get to low health and pull out dharoks
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remember I saw zezima once in lummy swamps, went absolutely mental
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>>53399476
aha, tricked!
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fucking hell these oregano flavoured crostinis are banging
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@53399463
hahahahahaha
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>>53399291
>you're one of those cunts that only browse /brit/ aren't you?

Rasheed.
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>>53399463
Good to see they got my tip.

Get fukt paki
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>tfw i was defeated by the alcohol
>drank a load of whisky, but am still sober
>wasted all that booze and feel like shit without any benefit
>feet hurt like buggery

bad night
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Getting a bit fat desu.
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>>53399525
It has more to do with Poleaboo being impatient and tipping his hand
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>>tfw i was defeated by the alcohol
>>drank a load of whisky, but am still sober
>>wasted all that booze and feel like shit without any benefit
>>feet hurt like buggery
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>sell everything I have to buy a set of green dhide after the dragon slayer quest
>go into wildy
>die
>rage quit rs for 5 months
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*forces your head*
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>>53399523
So you do then? You limit your 4chan experience to solely circlejerking? You do know circlejerking is cancer on 4chan?
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Poleaboo is a little horny!

A little gay midget porn would be ideal!
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>>53399577
who ate all the pies
who ate all the pies
you fat bastard
you fat bastard
you ate all the pies
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>>53399500
>generic inspirational leaders are all ethnic
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>>53399619
THAT'S all of it
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>>53399620
tbf this is basically the only place worth posting in
i browse /qa/ and /tv/ sometims for a cheap laff but everything else is for nonces desu
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>be me
>get invited to pub by m8
>ask him who hes with
>his bird and all her m8s
>probably means my oneitis is there
>dont want to go because i havent spoken to her since october and it would have been awkward as fuck
>drink a glass of whisky and convince myself to go
>start walking to pub
>get halfway there
>alcohol wears off a bit
>turn around and go home
>almost cry on the way back

top kek lads just fucking kill me now
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>>53399663
very nice
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Why are Yanks so weird lads? Check out Channel 4. There's a documentary on about some Burger town that only went and banned dancing. Something about it being sinful.
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>>53399195
oi mate
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>>53399653
Her eyes are lovely
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>>53399673
Upvote! here have some gold too! kind stranger!
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>>53399715
cheers senpai
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Lads I matched with an attractive medical student on Tinder who shared a lot of my relatively patrician interests and all night long I thought it was all going to come together for me and we'd hit it off immediately and eventually get married and live a comfy upper-middle class existence and for a while I felt happy so then I messaged her but she didn't reply and now I feel sad again.

Just another day in the life of me 2bh.
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want to top myself
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>>53399653
would marry
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>>53399620
I can smell your neckbeard from here.
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>>53399673
you are weak
it is best you do not pass on your genes
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hello lads
how do i pick up british girls?
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terrible post, really horrid
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>>53399744
Complete opposite of a neckbeard
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having a cheeky existential crisis
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If a girl got a suspicious email in her university inbox, do you think she'd discuss it with her friends?
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>>53399751
please do not steal the gfs
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>>53399751
Shouldn't be a problem for you
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>>53399751
tell them about how white you are
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top kek I dared my dad to walk on the lake knowing damn well it wasn't frozen solid yet and fell through
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>>53399751

Win wars
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>>53399734
in a couple of days tell her you've been camped on a hill where your 3g is strongest waiting to get her reply.
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>>53399707
Howdy dude, you're like totally awesome ya'll.
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>>53399734

if a female shared them they cannot be at all patrician in any sense
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>girls with black hair
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>>53399785
FFS poleaboo not again la
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>>53399785
Ribena you fucking mentalist
What have you done this time

>>53399823
all me
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>>53399823
never a winner am i
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>if a female shared them they cannot be at all patrician in any sense
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>>53399706
They said it was banned because it's sinful,but in reality the dance hall wasn't scooter accessible.
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>>53399823
got 6 (you)'s right there, thanks
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>>53399832
>not liking black hair
literally fuck off out of my sight plen
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>>53399823
>tfw no (you)s
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>>53399832
black hair and pale skin qt af sometimes
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>>53399785

How intelligent is she? A lad at uni set up an administrator@ account and sent emails to 10 girls telling them they'd lose their account if they didn't reply with their password to confirm they use the account.

6 replied.
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>>53399832
n-not like I wanted you to like me anyway
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>>53399845
you're a winner at getting the first post of the thread
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>>53399832
>not being happy to get any girl at all

FONT
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Dog just licked my peanut butter on toast, now I can't eat it

*inhales* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>53399751
British girls love it when you show off your islands.
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>>53399865
this one's just for you mate
>>53399865
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>>53399799
Might just say 'pls respond' over and over again until she does.

>>53399825
They're not even real patrician interests, just much better than the shit that 99% of people in their 20s enjoy. She said she liked black-and-white movies, jazz music, and books.
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I don't trust people with brown eyes
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>>53399901
You're not you when you're off your meds, Jack!
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*walks in*
*sits down*
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>>53399786
>>53399787
>>53399788
>>53399798
>>53399904

thanks for the tips lads
>>53399823
thanks

enjoy getting cucked to be quite honest
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*shuffles in*
*pisses and shits myself*
*shuffles out*
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>>53399775
>Nuh uh

Neckbeard confirmed. Show us your fedora.
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>>53399832
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>>53399809
>HOWDY
>TOTALLY

PICK ONE

>>53399823
all me
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Gimmick idea: repost posts from obscure boards like /an/ and /gd/
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>>53399938
that wasn't a chair, that was my gorgeous cock
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>>53399862
>>53399868
>>53399890
>>53399900
Meant it in a good way.

Black hair and green eyes is my type of woman.
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>>53399917
>She said she liked black-and-white movies, jazz music, and books
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>>53399901
I let my cat share my food with me sometimes tb honest
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>>53399948
How vain do you have to be to call yourself a cutie?
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>>53399855

There's some vicar who's told the town about the evils of dancing but you can tell his daughter is going to end up doing porn. Also, they all have mullets. It's hilarious.
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>>53399257
what work do you do for your mum?
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>>53399785
yes.

fucking spacker. Just fuck off you sociopath
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>>53399834
>>53399836
I'm not poleaboo/ribena

Just really worried, my parents are going to be pissed though there's no evidence to arrest me they'll sieze my electronic communication devices

>>53399886
Tell me more, I've been hitting up personal emails with Facebook phishing, thought I needed to increase my quality of social engineering
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>>53399897
i guess thats something

>>53399953
>/gd/
apart from the font share threads its a fucking shit board
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>>53399955
I quite l i t e r a l l y have black hair and green eyes. I would never date a pathetic loser like you tho
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>>53399999
doubles confirm
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>>53399984

she is pretty cute tho
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>>53399890
I see from your flag that you are in London.
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slide right in
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I feel exhausted and weighed down by everything rn and I just want to write and participate in political discussion but I mentally can't
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>>53399968
Enjoy your toxoplasmosis
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>>53400029
she's horrible
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>>53399845
Wish you'd post more. You used to about two years back what happened?

>>53400022
I'm not a pathethic loser though bb
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>>53400002
for the uninformed/naive: this is ribena aka poleaboo

>>53399992
bits n bobs
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>>53399961
What exactly is that gif supposed to represent?
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lads post >yfw you realise caralad is thailad

pic related, it's >mfw
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>>53399901
>peanut butter

Fuck off yank.
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>>53400055
does she pay you?
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>>53400052
see
>>53399862
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loy
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I missed a get
>>53333333
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Is this post literal confirmation that most /brit/ users came from Reddit a few weeks ago

Actually quite irritating

>>53400065
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>>53400052
You're blinded by hate. Or you have shit taste
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I stayed round my mates house when i was a kid, we had weetabix in the morning but only had enough milk for one bowl, he poured the milk onto his weetabix and we went to the shop to buy more

when we got back his cats had been drinking out of his bowl and eating his weetabix and he didn't even care, he just sat down and ate

fucking disgusting, i never ate mine and i never stayed round again
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>>53400059
Ken Waller laughing to himself because he stole Lou Ferrigno's shirt
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>>53400053
lost my job so now im actively doing shit to get a new one and been enjoying other things beside the computer 2bh

>>53400065
wahey thought of posting this this morning but i end up getting coffee
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>>53400086
she feeds me and lets me continue living under the same roof
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imagine shagging sara lads
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>leftist logic

https://twitter.com/BartoszScheller/status/686259000715784192
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>>53399917
>movies

Fuck off yank.
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>>53400053
You're a loser.
Stop being delusional.
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>>53400106
thanks mate
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>>53400129
howd you lose it
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>>53400002
>Tell me more, I've been hitting up personal emails with Facebook phishing, thought I needed to increase my quality of social engineering

You're fucked lad. If they report you, you are getting jail time.

One of my mates got a year for phising
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>>53400114
clearly he was poor lad. have some sympathy

you are too pretentious, you sound like a right cunt
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>>53399832
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Keep daydreaming about being a vigilante dealer of justice that cleans up my city. Wish I was a capeshit for a bit.
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>>53400114
>tfw so skinny my m8s mums would always try and feed me extra food when I went round
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>>53400145
end of contract, was a temp thing that lasted way longer than it should have
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>>53400129
iktf Ive been turning into a turbo normie

>>53400141
Whatever lass. You're the loser that's looking for attention by saying you're a girl.
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>>53399950
Don't be so bitchin dude we have to rustle up some cowpoke. It'll be totally awesome.
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>>53400184
haha christ

where in the north did you live mate?
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>>53400129
>lost my job
>""""""""job""""""""
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Western propaganda is used to convince us that socialism is 'evil', whilst capitalism exploits the masses ruthlessly
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>>53400156

He wasn't poor, his house was a fucking mess too

You're a right cunt, you don't give someone food that your animals have been picking at
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>>53400134
already do quite a bit

reckon she'd be pretty good
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hi
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>>53400029
Fuck off Sara
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>>53400212
Fuck off and kill yourself
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>>53400209
>helo my life is literally worse than spongebobs
make us a burger peasant
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>Keep daydreaming about being a vigilante dealer of justice that cleans up my city. Wish I was a capeshit for a bit.

>>53400217
Neck yourself you pretentions cunt
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>>53400198
>Yank without Extra Flag
>Lass

I'm the Lass pls

>>53400199
LOL, who taught you this
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>>53400217
theyre cats not ruddy mosquitos you wont die from sharing a chunk of weetabix
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>>53399968
You had better not have a penis.
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>>53400121
Not Lou Ferrigno sorry, Mike Katz. Not seen Pumping Iron in years
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so lads any updates on this
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i literally dont go on anything here other than /brit/

the last time i posted outside one of these threads is probably close to 12 months ago
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>>53400217
Fuck off
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>>53400249
top of the morn to you
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>>53400273
Sorry bb
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imagine robbing a prozzy who is depositing her weeks takings at the bank?
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>>53400022
>tho

Kill yourself, yank.
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>>53400130
lmao
tell her you've already arranged to do something with friends
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>>53400149
Time to kill myself then

Best I can do is overwrite the HDD a few times and change ISP

Though I know from experience the pigs will put minimal effort into the forensic search
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>>53400297
He's got his lips around my willy right now
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>>53400309
FONT
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>>53400273
be my gf
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Why?

>>53400252
>>53400252
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>>53400275

I know i won't die but that isn't the point, it's just manners

I don't let my dog lick stuff i feed to my guests
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>>53400336
nonce
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>>53400273
post belly
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since my ex is still opening my snapchat stories think i'm gonna post some suggesting that i have a new gf or something to hide the fact that i'm doing literally nothing with my life
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>>53400335
>>53400335
>Best I can do is overwrite the HDD a few times and change ISP

Nope. run a magnet over it then microwave it for good measure.

>>53400335
>Though I know from experience the pigs will put minimal effort into the forensic search
Lol not if you are already an offender
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>>53400354
Epic!
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ate a block of cheese
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>>53400265
bit rude you
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>>53400309
rest of /int/ is shit
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>>53400313

tramp
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>tfw pretending to be a boy in /brit/
lads I need to have my dick sucked by a bitch keke
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>>53400297
My neck hurts.
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>>53399653
why do girls on the internet always think they're special because they don't have a dick? literally 50% of the world is female, fuck off
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>>53400354

One girl means nothing lad
>>
wtb gf

i dont have much to offer in terms of financially but i promise to love you forever and ever
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>>53400361
Fuck off im 20

>>53400428
alri george mate how
>>
What's the most surprising thing you've learnt from being an Escort?

I'm really surprised how unselfish clients are sexually compared to boyfriends? Boyfriends who are more interested in their own pleasure than their partners, I don't think I've ever received so much oral attention ever! Most of it pretty damn good too.

I can have absolutely mind blowing orgasmic sex with a man I wouldn't give a second glance to in real life.

How many lovely, decent, and successful men can't find a partner? (Where were they all when I was dating?)

How kind, thoughtful and non judgemental clients can be?

How much I would enjoy being an escort!

Ooh, how many men cheat on their wife's.... Not so good!
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>>53400412
very much agree

actually one of the worst boards i reck
>>
Rate my conspiracy theory, lads

>CIA recruits Sean Penn
>Tells him to act like an absolutely idiot lefty twat and they'll contact him when he's needed
>He acts like an absolute lefty twat, hanging out with Chavez, telling the UK to give the Falklands back to the Argies, going around Haiti after the Earthquake acting like he's the only cunt who knows what to do
>Word gets round to ne'er-do-wells around the world that Sean Penn might want to be their mate
>Eventually El Chapo contacts him, thinking that Sean Penn hates the US and would like to discuss being in a biopic about him and writing a piece for a magazine about him
>Penn wears a GPS device, leads the authorities to where el Chapo is, still writes the article for Rolling Stone
>His identity as a CIA asset remains a secret
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>>53400361
*bums you*
>>
if you text more than one person who isnt family or work related and use special apps for communication like snap chat, youre a normie and you need to fuck off
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6505934
http://strawpoll.me/6505934
http://strawpoll.me/6505934
http://strawpoll.me/6505934
http://strawpoll.me/6505934

reddit test
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>>53400348
is this the """attractive""" guy from SF

if so still no

>>53400297
literal qt

>>53400429
it's a disease we need attention 60% of our lives
>>
>>53400388
They didn't do anything about the loli doujins in my pictures folder
>>
>>53400334
very good idea, just remembered me bf (best friend) is still around for another couple of weeks so might do something with him instead

>>53400309
this

>>53400412
this

>>53400422
this

>>53400429
this

>>53400358
why not

>>53400273
this

>>53400265
this
>>
>>53400459
its a herb
>>
>>53400483
all me
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>>53400441
>in terms of financially
>>
>>53400445
Did George accept your friend request?
>>
how are the men ?
>>
>>53400249
A salama lakum.
>>
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actually like this choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCPQ6_F-xfo
>>
If you're name gets called go to bed

Daniel go to bed

George go to bed

Sebastian go to bed

Dave go to bed

James go to bed

>>53400471
>literal qt
:3 y-you too love

>>53400500
yes he did
>>
>>53400459
ironically voted no
>>53400471
no
i promise to love you and massage your feet
>>
Gonna write so much more anti-capitalist/Marxist stuff and get my blog active etc. I suddenly have so much inspiration and drive again
>>
>>53400459
Since they made it invisible nobody mentions it any more
That must be a couple of years ago now?
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>>53400499
>>
is the lad who needed a windows 7 key here?
>>
off to the bed, anyone want anything?
>>
>>53400471
>literal qt
how he looks like a twink

do girls really find beta twinks attractive?
>>
>>53400544
hahaha didnt get me you stupid cunt
>>
oh such a perfect day
you just keep me hanging on
>>
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>>53400453
it's lacking in Dr Pavel references 2bh
>>
The number of different personalities and diversity within the far-left makes my heart happy.
>>
>>53400453
this actually reminds me...

The other day I was thinking about aliens. And then I started to think, what if WE'RE the advanced intelligent life form... maybe the "aliens" we speak of are still micro organisms and we're billions of years ahead of them... and we'll be the "little green men" flying in UFO's on their planet(s). mental!
>>
>>53400544
>tfw no George friend
>>
>>53400582
Consider yourself doxxed ;)
>>
>>53400297
can this fuckboy even grow facial hair yet
>>
>>53400544
hahaha didnt get me you stupid cunt
>>
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>>53400573
he has a cute face tbhwyf
>>
Think I might be addicted to doing wanks
>>
>>53400573
>a virgin calling me a beta

Literally shagged more girls than your da

>>53400612
Ask your Mum
>>
The West use their power to erase, lie and belittle communist history, twisting it to fit their own imperialist agenda
>>
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george friend mentioned
>>
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>>53400584
>>
>>53400297
what a gaybo
>>
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>>53400606
tfw no friends whatsoever
>>
>>53400297
literally who
>>
>>53400629

Forgot this person existed, what is he doing these days?

Has he sucked the queens dick yet?
>>
NATO is anti-communist in its very nature & aids militarisation internationally amongst other organisations who suppress WC struggles
>>
>>53400650
i might be a virgin but i would batter you cunt
>>
>>53400663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASGNmf0Pec
>>
Lads, how is Nationalism not a basic human trait? I mean, how are there people out there that wouldn't die to defend their country and would actually actively try to take their own home down? I don't understand it.
>>
>>53400273
I pieced it together mostly from sugar packets. I'm an expert on Americans you see, so ride em little doggy, we have some tubular waves to crash dudes.
>>
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>>53400663
>>
>>53400687
he's leader of some marxist fringe party

>>53400697
be a bit more subtle with the sara retweets m8
>>
What's your favourite Pot Noodle flavour?
>>
>>53400563
I'll have a sleep please
>>
>>53400658
>gaybo
Tard stories are top banter
>>
I could literally heem (HEEM) anyone in this thread
>>
got an exam tomorrow lads
>>
>>53400708

Those people would usually be killed but we cant do that nowadays
>>
if I google'd "how to join ISIS" as a joke do you think I'd get in trouble?
>>
>>53400708
because nations are a fairly recent invention
you're thinking of patriotism
>>
The education system is aligned to and designed by the bourgeoisie so the chances of communism being portrayed as 'evil' is high.
>>
>>53400698
haha top lel

You can't even approach a girl you'd shake like a leaf.
>>
>>53400727
mi goreng
>>
>>53400593
LITERALLY tried thinking of how to shoehorn one in but I couldn't :(
>>53400604
have also thought this

then I remembered that we are all just in a giant simulation and the evidence is overwhelming for it so none of that matters
>>
>>53400750
Only thing you could heem is a double big mac you fat fuck
>>
>>53400761

You're probably already on a watchlist for your noncing
>>
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Chrimbo has come and gone already
>>
Many people have such a narrow/incorrect understanding of communism because they're taught to believe what the West evilly want them to
>>
>>53400775
>8 stone skellington talking hard on the internet
cute
>>
>>53400773
its ironic how its universities that breed communists then
>>
>>53400788
le glitch in le matrix le red pill xd
>>
>>53400812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzfkxAC-Bw8
>>
>>53400831
six foot, 13 stone

could literally step on your manlet head
>>
>>53400698
what if the reason he's a virgin is because he is so aggressive and hard that he can't resist battering women he pulls

???
>>
sometimes i look up posts on the archive just because
>>53400663
https://desustorage.org/int/search/image/sPasy3LqXokR2MzoOpACvQ/
>>
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A Muslim wife reminds me of a battery. AA, always ready to explode, useless after 10yrs of age and you shouldnt lick it.
>>
>>53400772
I get that you just wanted to show off and pretend you're smart, but you really should've said something relevant instead.
>>
wanking off to the thought of pretending to be communist on twitter and over the course of many months getting close to sara then one day getting the train up to scotland and fucking her and then fucking off and deleting my twitter
>>
>>53400643
what about wanking someone else off?
>>
>>53400852
>six foot, 13 stone
wew lads
>>
>>53400348
I'm sorry yank, but you don't stand a chance when she is surrounded by sophisticated British gentlemen. No colonial woman can.
>>
from my point of view, the jedi are evil
>>
>>53400859
that's a google images search filename
I can tell because one of my posts is there
>>
>>53400852
fatty
>>
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>sometimes i look up posts on the archive just because
>>
>>53400853
what
>>
>>53400911
Manlet
>>
>>53400852
six foot four and 15 stone, could say mean things to you
>>
>>53400898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1DcD8e55YY
>>
Normies neighbours are having a loud shag again lads.
>>
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>>53400404
>American "cheese"
>>
Who /bored/ here?
>>
>>53400876
You asked a question and I answered
>>
>>53400954
hot
>>
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>>53400884
m-might help me get over the addiction
>>
>>53400966
not ur mum lmao so rekt
>>
>>53400938
fatty
>>
I'm a really good friend lads, i will go above and beyond for you without even thinking.

If you're my friend then you're my friend for life.

Can you say the same about yourself?
>>
>>53399999
wasted quints
>>
>>53400969
>What is a dog?
>Dogs and cats aren't the same thing
Gee thanks. That sure answered what I asked.
>>
>>53400878
good lad, go for it
>>
>>53400998
wow....
>>
>>53401003
you sound a bit creepy 3bh
>>
>>53400938
But you wouldn't do that lad
>>
>>53401009
What a lovely flag
>>
>>53401030

I don't fucking care lad, i don't say this shit out loud
>>
>>53400878
Might try and get into Sara 2bh where I am right now I live close to her
>>
>>53400990
I will HAPPILY be your guinea pig if you look anything like you do in your pic oxo
>>
>>53401012
I get that you just wanted to show off and pretend you're smart, but you really should've said something relevant instead.
>>
>>53401060
what a lovely fag (you)
LMAO
>>
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>>53400429
>>
>>53401085
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, faggot.
>>
>>53401060
new fag pls
>>
>>53401090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6xCtNZMAnU
>>
>>53401090
Super funny yank humour!! When you posted that there was a laugh track accompanying it !
>>
>>53401117
>unironically calls people faggots

are you 12
>>
Recently found out one of my ancestors was a Jew.

How can I get that Jew gold?
>>
night you gay bastards
>>
>>53401152
>unironically is a faggot
>>
>>53401152
>Unironically chugging dick
Are you a faggot?
>>
>>53401172
>>53401172
>>
>>53401173
it's in the nose
>>
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>>53401079
Well, it is me. Weston super Mare meet?
>>
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>>53400727
The old Posh Noodles they used to do.
>>
>>53401218
>he thinks i was wanted
oh ho ho
>>
>>53401218
>Baseball

My dad would have rather had a down syndrome baby than a yank 2bh
>>
>>53401218
Haven't lived with my dad since I was about 4 or 5 tbf
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