/desi/

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actually using the irc if you want quickfire memes

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEdGzIcpjbQ

>>53397420
what is the bump limit? old thread is still around.

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>tfw no Riya Sen gf

Why bother living?

>>53397794
300 on slower boards like /3/
500 on fast boards like /v/

>punjabbis will defend this
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HKxWvLAMxvA

>>53397794
300 on /int/.

>posting till old thread disappears, no, unless the mod warns us (which he won't because how slow these fucking threads are), just make a new thread at 300

>>53397867
if you like haddis.
thoda aur maans rahta to badhiya hota.

wew lads

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>>53398000

Fuck off retard, she is far from being a skelly.

Ever her sister would be fine.

to the guy saying why?

because you don't want the thread you're posting in, to suddenly disappear.

>>53398105
what a qt

>>53397934
have you ever lived in bangladesh?

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Reminder that West Bengal is rightful Bangladeshi clay
Fuck India 2bh

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>>53397940
>sugar
>brown
>balliay

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>>53398449
Yes

>>53398456
It will be true soon enough with mumtaz begum in charge.

>>53398456
greater bengal empire when?

>>53398456
>mfw the bengali flag is literally a big tilak

BIG HINDU DOTS

>>53398550
Have you eaten Rohu macchi?

>>53398605
have you ever been to india?

lil bengali (BD) kids in england
https://www.instagram.com/p/-T5VlGiCwO/

>>53398697
yeah but not in a while. i think it's been 7 years since i've been back

>>53398701

CRING
R
I
N
G
E

>>53398652
I don't know a single Bangladeshi who doesn't.

>>53398605
It happened during the Pala Empire and will happen again as long as >>53398582

>>53398701
>lil bengali (BD)
how can you tell
>>53398751
this
>>53398844
I am fairly new to fish-eating and I don't live near the seas, so I mostly get to eat Rohu fish.
The pin bones are very annoying though. How do you deal with that?

>>53398988
trust me i know pham.

UK south asians have lots of trends by which you can identify their origins and stuff, which city they come from, what their accent is, what their name is etc.

this kid has an east london accent and he's more indian looking than the pakistanis here too. his name is something miah i think (saw it somewhere) so i'm fairly sure he's bangladeshi

>>53398988
A lot of people spit it out or have it removed before cooking or serving.

feces

into

squatholes

I feel bad for people stuck in your triple enclave.

>>53399236

do people make boneless recipes at home?

>>53399383
no longer exist, modi and hasina fixed it

>>53399435
Yes, not often though

>>53399615
I want to know how they make fish pin-boneless.
They are hard to pull out when raw and difficult to separate out when cooked in curry.
I will have to resume with spitting them until I get some idea.

>>53399888
Boneless food seems to be more prominent in the west though by diaspora chefs. I don't think you'll have much luck in India

>>53400143
what fish do you lot use?

>>53400218
you mean what types of fish...?

>>53400300
yeah i only eat cods and sardines though, so probe no further

>>53400476
tilapia, salmon, trout, catfish...pretty much whatever we can get here.

though sometimes the hipster stores will import exotic stuff like barramundi

Guys Ive been wondering this, do you guys eat meat? Are you religious and eat meat, do they eat meat in India?

>>53400592
i had salmon a few times

i eat sardines only because they're like 40p a pop and they're 1/4th preotins

>>53400673
i don't think i've ever had sardines. salmon is pretty abundant here in Washington state since they swim through our rivers during their mating season

>>53400668
varies depending on your caste, region, etc

i don't think i know a single bengali vegetarian, even the brahmin ones, but most of us aren't super religious. most people who eat meat still won't eat beef or pork though (in my experience)

>>53397985
310 is the bump limit you smelly newfag

>>53398456
you should thank India for not annexing Bangladesh during your independence faggot

>>53400937
>implying they would have even bother doing that
stay mad

>>53401024
they wouldn't because nobody wants your crowded ass country

>>53400897
>bullies
>allowed
fuck off u twat
>>53400668
I do (chicken and fish only), but only because i go to gym, if i didn't i wouldn't eat meat.

Its a big no-no religiously 2bh, though some are more religious sects seem a bit more lax about it.

>be india
>become independent
>call yourself india instead of Bhaarat
C U C K S
U
C
K
S
>>53401109
>calling out newfaggotry is bullying
N E W
E
W

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>>53401052
No reason to thank them for that then

>>53401148
india's the reason your country exists 2bh

>>53401171
>>53401125
Paki diaspora by any chance?

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>>53401231
>p*ki

>>53401125
>le newfag

Hello Reddit

>>53401301
>le "le" meme
>>>/r/eddit

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>>53401300
>Ar*b

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>>53401388
>Ar*b

>>53401300
is it true Indian workers are like slaves in UAE

how can we stop this

>>53401423
not all indian workers but a lot of them are treated poorly. not just indians. south asians in general.
>how can we stop this
idk. don't expect to be treated better by the locals here. they don't think of non-arabs (except whites) as equals. so you'll be treated poorly almost always.
there's plenty of rich indians too btw.

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>>53401477
>More Madrassahs educated Bengalis and Mullahs for BD
Come on Modi, do a Gujarat 2.0 and get rid of these people

>>53401477
This is exactly why India must have secular government local and national.

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>le greater bangladesh
>doesn't help/care about rohingyas

>>53401413
>Unironically being an Ar*b

>>53401853
>help/care about R*hingyas
Fuck you

>>53401988
>implying I am one
smhtbhf

>>53402034
you browse /brit/ right?

>>53402178
used to. not anymore. why

>>53402278
are you the one who described shoarma as being similar to a big springroll or something

>>53402333
holy shit yeah that was forever ago though kek
i barely remember it

>>53402367
i have a very acute memory for weird things like that.

so you're a brit who just peruses /desi/ to fuck around then? seeing as you likened a fucking shoarma wrap to a spring roll

>>53402421
tbf i fuck around in every general that speaks english. nothing personal against /desi/

>>53401413
>Ar*b
Kill yourself my man.

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>>53402505
>Cuckistan
...

>>53402467
yeah i also fuck around in a few generals.

>>53402505
suicide bomb yourself my man (sorry just thought of that after i hit enter)

>>53402541
>United Ar*b Shitmirat

>>53402661
see
>>53402421

>>53402661
nah that doesn't sound right
try
>United Arab Emirapes

>>53402587
I can't I failed my suicide bombing test and didn't get.my license

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>tfw no Marma wife

>>53402713
Wait I got it
> Jewnited Arab Emirapes

>>53402683
Oh well my bad

NEED some bollywood recs ngl (not gonna lie) 2bh (to be honest) pham (family)

>>53397794
>>53397934
its 310 on /int/

>>53403693
>and 10

literal autism

>>53403863

We shoukd exclude dravids, kashmiris and banglas from next threas 2bh phamule imo my opinion.

bros how do I get my fatass into the gym
I've had a membership for more than two years, and I've lost literally no weight

>>53405532
You don't need a gym to lose weight poop nugget, you just eat less

Lower your caloric intake by 500 calories and you'll start seeing weight come off

> modi-drone spamming facebook feed with modi-shit

What's the best response

>>53405532
being fit will make you feel better

also this >>53405569

>>53397420
If the Indus river is in Pakistan, why is India called India?

>>53405584
Tell him Modi is a virgin who never consummated his marriage.

>>53405532
Get a gym buddy

>>53405695

Because Indiana Jones was from there xD

>>53405695
we wuz indus valley civilization and shit

DESIGNATED

>>53405953
SHOOTING

>>53405967
SCHOOLS

>>53405967
CINEMAS

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My sister's been in UP for over a week now. I worry every day but she tells me I'm being silly.

>>53399236
Or mash it up and call it bharta. With an o. And some potatoes

>>53406050
>UP
of all the states she could visit why would she go to that shithole

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>>53405532
>I've had a membership for more than two years, and I've lost literally no weight

FUCKING EAT LESS
WAT SMALLER PORTIONS
NO SOFT DRINKS
SUGAR IS YOUR ENEMY!

Install myfitnesspal app on your phone and use it religiously

>>53406050
I'd be worried too
>>53406126
Also this

>>53406107
I've been told non-bongs hate bharta

>>53405532
You need no gym. Become pehlwan. Be strong like ox. Eat more ghee, eat more almonds and drink more yakhni and milk.

>>53406126

She went to do some work in Lucknow.

>>53406050

She's getting BBL'd right now

BBL = BIG BIHARI LUNDS

>>53406235
We eat it too. With baingan. Not fish lol

>>53406126
https://youtu.be/5a-TaEVECj4

>>53406312
Fuck meant to say Bhorta

>>53406381
Koi bot nohi

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DESIGNATED RATTING TEMPLES

what a shithole. just nuke the poojeets already

>>53406676
Sign a petition to the White House to do it then, I'm sure they'll care.

>tfw mom and dad are yelling at each other fighting.
>tfw dad's a property dealer that's had a hard life but he's provided for us well through very high ups and very miserable lows.
>tfw watched news on TV about a family getting murdered in delhi because of the real estate business.
>tfw my dad's fighting a court case atm
>tfw scared he might be hurt
>tfw he's an autist an actual autist that I've had difficulty growing up connecting to.
>tfw I love him none the less.

>>53406919
Can't choose your family. You and your dad stay safe, anon

>>53406919

>having white people: the problems

Also,

>tfw you'll never deflower a villager qt's phuddi

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>>53406919

Damn son. Stay safe.

>its - 30 celcius right now at work
>co worker stqrted his truck and left it running so it warms up.
>after he goes back inside the office, I go out and turn the truck off
>mfw I can hear him yelling outside

Who /bantz/ here?

>Pajeet have you prayed to 6 armed elephant god today??
>no dad I'm too busy SHITTING IN THE STREETS

>>53407486

Why would you do that man!

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>>53401477
>tfw India will experience a civil war in your life time
>the arrogant indians who regularly shitpost on facebook and youtube will have been executed by muslim paramilitary groups

>>53407567

Its banter aa fuck senpai. He is kind of like an IRL australian shit poster

hourly bump

everyone in here is in favor of Ram temple right?

I mean i'm not even Hindu and I'm in favor of it.

If mecca has no temples, why should ayodhya have mosques?

>>53409294
don't care about ram temple, but just to keep the mullahs in thier place, I vote yes.
see >>53401477

I'm visiting Hyderabad next month, can any Indians recommend me anything I should do whilst I'm there?

>>53401558
arabs are racist people. paki muslims who try to be bro with arabs are nigger tier stupid.
Arabs believe curryman to be of an inferior breed and south asian islam to be of second tier.

>>53409338

Look at youtube videos of the best places to eat and visit

>>53407597
Did you know muslims have been dreaming this since 1730, when Shivaji's son made Mughal emperor suck his little brown dick?

It's been 300 years now.

I'm not so concerned.

>>53409338
eat biriyani.
stay the fuck out of old hyderabad except charminar and trying out biriyani.

>>53409389
I have done, thought I could get some extra recommendations from here too :^)

>>53409417
Yes, my friend has told me about the biryani.

What's wrong with old Hyderabad? Will I get shit for being white and British?

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>>53409369

It's not just Muslims who get treated shit there, I spoke to some Filipinos who work in shopping malls while visiting there and they have it just as bad. Everyone's treated like a semi-slave. The mall workers have badges with a certain amount of stars that reflect how well you've treated customers. If you go below a certain amount, you get deported. Women who get raped have to keave the country to get treatment because local doctors who are themselves foreigners won't touch you because if a local rapes you it's your fault.

>>53409520
>The mall workers have badges with a certain amount of stars that reflect how well you've treated customers.
fuck! this is like the old david star in Nazi germany kinda thing.
>rape
well, you know what sharia says about rape.
it ain't a rape unless 4 men can testify in court.

How an arab sees people
White >= Arab >>>>> South Asian Muslim > East Asian/SEA Muslim > South Asian Kaffir > East Asian/SEA Kaffir > African Blacks

>>53409369
>south asian islam to be of second tier.
Can't blame them for that as it's half right. Esp in Indonesia, Islam mixed with culture and animism as a common practice by our ancestors. And lessening those influences take generations.

>>53406126
It's actually pretty nice and the whitest place I've been

Just a bunch of old Scandis fishing and mining

>>53400668
I am not religious and I eat fish/chicken. I do feel bad about the living beings they had been.
>>53409294
>>53409323
this

>>53409706
why is islam so mad about local cultures mixing in?
I agree that Islam was a sand cult with many rituals ideally suited only for sandnigger, but modifiying things to suit local circumstances shouldn't be a problem.

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>tfw Hindoo flag
>tfw not desi

>>53411898
come home white man

>>53411898
>fuck off! We're full.

>>53411898
Looking for thirsty Indian chicks eh?

>>53412317

Already have one at home

>>53412343
>bost bic

>>53397420
>desi/ /देसी/ /دیسی/ /ދެސި/ /দেশি/ /દેશી/ /ದೇಶಿ/ /ദേശി/ /දේශිය/ /ଦେଶୀ/ /ਦੇਸੀ/ /தேசி/ /దేశీయుడు/ /དེསི/

why all the different runes?

surely there's not that many alphabets in india, that'd be inefficient and silly

>>53412456
that's why english is the lingua franca

>>53400668
Religious+no meat.

>>53409294
>everyone in here is in favor of Ram temple right?

I haven't been following this, but what's the issue with building the temple? Who's building the temple and who's against it?

>>53411898

SHOOT IN THE SCHOOL

>>53411898

Nice JUST tier hair fammo

>>53412762

>tfw almost stepped in a pile of shit five minutes ago

>>53412847

>he thinks I don't know my hairline is receding
>he thinks he's hurting my feelings

Stay angry that I'm stealing all your women, Ramesh

>>53411033
Do you know what is Maruku?

>>53412343
Visiting her parents or something? What are you doing in India?

>>53412888

t. John Smith

>>53413033

>t. Full head of hair Indian manlet jealous of bald aryan masterrace invader

>>53413006

Her parents live in the US. She's Marathi but I'm up here in Delhi. Lived here for a couple of years in the past, so I've been visiting friends. Also went to Kolkata for about a week, loved the place.

>>53413087

>manlet

No, 6'1" king of manleta masterrace with full hair.

What made you decide to live in India?

>>53411898
the flag's not hindoo its buddhist

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>>53413087
>likes Kolkata

>>53413174

My ex is from Delhi. I didn't really like the place the first time I came. We broke up after I'd already bought a return ticket after she visited me in the US, so I ended up coming again and decided to stay longer. I actually like India quite a lot now, so I don't mind. Lots of annoying shit here, but it all balances out.

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>>53413199
>not liking Kolkata

>>53413236
>My ex is from Delhi.
Do you have a thing for Indian girls by any chance?

>>53413236
what do you hope to achieve here, you aren't one of us and you must know about the citizenship laws, you gotta renounce yours to get ours, no dual passports.

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>>53413327
>Quoting every Indian flag for this shitty joke

>>53413327
autism

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>>53413350

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daily reminder eternal dravidian is a problem and need to be removed

>>53413573
don't do this even as a joke on a troll infested irrelevant site like this, with the mudslimes acting up we don't need this bullshit divide to further worsen the situation.

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>>53413631
>being this serious on Gujarati dhokla recipe discussion forum

Redpill me on Modi /desi/

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>>53413573
>ywn run over homeless people with Sallu Bhai
Why live

>>53413631

t. Mutthu Subramanyam Shrinivasan Pondicherry Annapurna Ramadasami

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>>53413693

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>tfw saw class on Indian religion at uni
>took it as a GE, figured easy A
>ton of other Indians in it so you don't have an edge

>>53413848
>tfw uni offered class on Kama Sutra
>tfw it was filled with white people

>>53413890
>class on sexual book

Ours was on like the Rg Veda, Upanishads all the way up to like the Mahabharata

>>53413913
it was actually called Sense and Sensuality in India but as you can imagine a big part was dedicated the the KS

>>53413930
Lol what meme university are you at

I'm at UCLA, don't think we have anything like that

>>53413890
>tfw friend gave me a copy of the Kama Sutra for my 18th birthday
>tfw it was filled with 70's styled porn images

>>53413283

Probably, I've always liked darker complexions since I was a kid. Don't like too light or dark. Plus most of the girls I've dated here have been awesome

>>53413322

No clue, m8. I know how the system works with passports and citizenship. Don't have a long-term plan at the moment. I've gotten a few job offers but I doubt I'll take any.

>>53413967
your rival actually (though i already graduated) ;^) we had a lot of weird random classes. it was pretty cool

>>53413968
>tfw i don't own a copy...yet

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>>53414031
>graduated from USC
>still on 4chan

>>53414083
i don't have much to do until my job starts in a week senpai

>tfw i decided to take month off after graduation before starting work
>tfw it's just boring as fuck

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>>53414031
>...yet

>>53414126

How's the Pacific Northwest?

>>53414126
You living a temporary NEET life too?

>>53414126
I'm fucked over, CS major but I'm having no luck w/ internships

I'm not Indian btw, I'm white but I was born in India and lived there for the first 10 yr of my life so I have more exposure, hope I am still welcome in this thread though I guess it doesn't really matter

>>53414126

What job?

Also one you start working, you wont have free time. Enjoy

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>>53414145

>>53414163
comfy, cold. how'd you know i was up here?

>>53414169
pretty much. i don't get how people can do this for years

>>53414177
gpa? year? where are you applying? i'm CS major too. if you don't get any internships there's always research or working on a personal/open source project

>>53414193
software engineering. living the meme

>>53414177
>I'm not Indian btw, I'm white
>In recent years, an increasing number of Indians are identified as "White" due to increasing immigration from the North-West of the Indian subcontinent, which is home to Caucasian ethnic groups within the country.[23] Nikki Haley, the Indian American governor of South Carolina, whose parents are from Punjab in North-West India, identified as White on her voter registration card in 2001.[24]

Its ok m8.

>>53414249

The /int/ chat.

>>53414177
>I'm not Indian btw, I'm white but I was born in India.
unless you were born in your parent's home country's embassy you are defacto Indian Citizen and could apply for citizenship on the basis and get your application fast-tracked as an NRI which you technically are.

>>53414249
3.5, 2nd year, applied all over

I think part of the issue is I'm officially EE still so my resume gets kinda trashed, I have a few personal projects I've been doing

I don't think it's that huge of a deal if I don't get an internship until after my third year
>>53414261
>>53414294
My parents were part of the US diplomatic mission to India so I don't really qualify as Indian

>>53414249

>software "" "engineering"""
epic

t. mech. Eng.

>>53414267
sup

>>53414322
lots of people don't get internships until their junior summer. also companies tend to be more selective for internships than full time jobs; they'll hire hundreds of new SWEs every year but only 10s of interns

>>53414335
shhh it says engineering on my degree

>>53414322
>so I don't really qualify as Indian
m8, its ok, you dont have to hide it, what color are your eyes?


>>53414335
>mechanical """"""""engineering""""""""""
wew lad
t.Civil Eng

>>53414377

>shitvil "engineering"

Top zozzle phammorghini

>>53414377
my eyes are blue and my hair is blonde senpai, I'm not ethnically Indian my grandparents are from Sweden
>>53414374
yeah I'm thinking I'm just gonna have to wait, maybe try to make a good personal project this summer, thanks

I think it's also possible that a lot of firms haven't replied because they're just not done recruiting yet

>>53414423
i remember some companies having internship positions open until april or may so that's also possible

good luck famalam

>>53414374

Still in India obviously, probably gonna stay here another few months. Don't feel like going back to the US just yet.

>>53414404
>He makes mechanical fuck toys for a living
pls go, real engineers only.


>>53414423
>my grandparents are from Sweden
Post tummy.

>>53414466
i really need to visit again before my remaining grandparent keels over. maybe once i've accumulated enough vacation days this year

>>53414472

>He makes sand castles for a living
YCMTSU

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I think I'm going to listen to some David Bowie and cry myself to sleep now. Night lads. Try to reach the bump limit again.

>>53414574
good night

i'm probably going to sleep in a few min too

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>>53414533
>He lives in canada
>His commander and chief used to be substitute teacher.
>His cabinet includes an Afghani refugee
>His country's currency is worth less than the dollar
Cuck

How many of you cunts are actually disgusting, pathetic, inbred, stinky Indians?

>>53414603

>his president is a nigerian muslim nigger who was raised in pakistan
>his country has banned kinder chocolate
>his country had two towwrs destroyed by a ragtag team of ragheads

>>53414843

Reporting in m8y

>>53414322

Citizenship by birth.-


(1) Except as provided in sub-section

(2), every person born in India,-

(a) on or after the 26th day of January,1950, but before the 1st day of July, 1987;

(b) on or after the 1st day of July, 1987, but before the commencement of the Citizenship (Amendment) Act, 2003 and either of whose parents is a citizen of India at the time of his birth;

(c) on or after the commencement of the Citizenship (Amendment) Act, 2003, where-

(i) both of his parents are citizens of India; or

(ii) one of whose parents is a citizen of India and the other is not an illegal migrant at the time of his birth, shall be a citizen of India by birth.

http://indiancitizenshiponline.nic.in/citizenshipact1.htm

>>53414860
>Literally 1/20 of his citizens are chinks
>His countrymen salute a fucking leaf

>>53414843
About the same as the number of half abo Australians on /int/
:^)

>>53415029
Dual citienship isnt allowed though, he might be able to get a Pio card.

>>53415029
Nah I don't count, I would fall under b and neither of my parents are citizens :/

>>53415066
m8. citizenship of your parent's are irrelevant.

but as >>53415061 noted, you cannot hold dual passport.

final bump before i sleep

night night

>>53415296
night, thanks for the advice on internship stuff

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>wake up and see desi threads haven't died

is this real life?

>>53415296
i just noticed you are a girl. Are you?

>>53413692
he's the PM of India afaik

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>>53415437

>>53415337

No pham, this is like the third thread that stayed like this.

>all me btw

>>53415541
yeah last 3 threads have actually survived and made it to 300

we seem to attract 50 posters, i'm guessing 43 of whom are not shitposting

>>53415509
>cockblocking brit

>>53416357
>Indian gully rape-starer

AYO

All hail narendra modi and ram temple

>>53416627
so do proper kashmiris exist in pakistan or not?

the pakistani mirpuris here say they are kashmiri and even call their dialect of punjabi 'kashmiri'

>>53412960
yes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chakli

>>53416627

WE WUZ INDEPENDENT AND SHIT

You faggots would never last a day as independent. Ita just like quebecois frogs wanting to separate.

>>53415576
thanks to bumping by nepali bhai

>>53416831
pls no bully

I am sure we survived until Mughals came along.

>>53416700
Did they migrate from Kashmir to Mirpur? If not, then no. How can they be? They are Kashmiris only in a geographical sense. Historically, Kashmiris are the people inhabiting the valley only. The British called the entire region proxeme to Kashmiri that they were in contact with

>>53416700
whoops, got cut off

So yeah, the British called it all Kashmir even though only the valley is proper Kashmir.

>>53416934

You wouldnt last today, I gurantee it.

>>53416927
yeah based nepal and a few other bumpesr.
>>53416934
problem is with K*shmiri independence is that you'd get pressured into joining Pakistan because you'd be a landlocked, poor country surrounded by 2 massive powers.

>>53416955
yeah I understand

so do you want Kashmiri Valley inependence of J&K independence?

namaste lads

>>53417046
I would prefer independence. Most Kashmiris at least agree on demilitarisation.

>>53416969
>you will get pressured into
Yeah, no.

>>53417141
no but i mean for J&K as a whole or just the valley?
>pressured
yes because you'd be unable to trade, you'd have india mad at you for being independent and you'd have to be nice to pakistan, simply to exist.

There isn't really a way that small landlock countries, surrounded by 2 rivals can ever truly be autonomous 2bh.

>>53417058
namaste

>>53417193
Jammu and Leh will remain in India.
They are neither muslim majority nor anti-nationalist.

>>53417292
I'm in two minds on the issue. I can see both sides' points quite lucidly.

>>53417705
Kashmiri issue is ambiguous for me as well.
But Jammu and Leh allegiance to Indian Union is unquestionable.

>>53417826
>But Jammu and Leh allegiance to Indian Union is unquestionable.
yes I agree on this.

>>53417193
Just Kashmir. There is no oppression in Jammu and Ladakh and those people are okay with India, really, so there is no need to be a sperg about it.

>>53418309
>no oppression
my sides

>>53418361
>muh indian army dindu nuffin
not in the mood for this, rajnath

Reminder not to make a new thread until it reaches the bump limit which is at 310

>>53418518
ok boss
>>53418494
do kashmiris also all marry their cousns and have inbred kids?

daily reminder that kashmir is rightful pakistani clay and india is committing war crimes there

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>>53418732
t. Azhar Mujtaba Mumtaz Muhammad Ajmal Rasheed Pervez Waqar Younis Bhatt

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>>53418857
updated version

FFS desi i need some solid INDIAN FILM reccs

hook a nigga up

>>53419156
manjhi: mountain man

>>53419156

Aankhen

>>53418692
very few people do.

who else does?

>>53419156

ra one

>>53418732
fuck off
it's kashmiri clay
pakis a shit

how are pakistanis treated in india in general

>>53419247
see
>>53419009

>>53419282

Like gays

>>53419282
http://www.dawn.com/news/1136597


This is an interesting article. It's from a Pakistanis prospective when he visited india. There is obvious bias but taken it with a pinch of salt

>>53419637
Perspective

Who are the most badass South Asian warriors

All I can think of is Gurkhas and Sikhs

Preferably pre-gunpowder

>>53419834
Rajputs

Kind of miss the Himalayas lads.

You lot have GOAT mountains.

>>53420175
Which state?

>>53397940
Indian is so ugly, but this song is pretty...
>belly button something
Ok, fuck this shit

Thanks to you guise I now listen to this type of shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1AfYDXPTdE

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>>53420712
I've been to Himachal Pradesh, Uttaranchal, and West Bengal (Darjeeling).

Been to loads of the rest of India too but those were the only mountainous ones. I was going to go to Nepal but didn't, which it turns out was a good idea as the earthquake happened soon after.

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>South Asians, Arabs and similar sub humans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trnr14tY8JU

favourite bollywood song right here.

alright the indian films im going to get are

sant tukaram, Madhumati, Charulata (maybe), Meghe Dhaka Tara, maybe sholay? maybe Do Bigha Zameen ,may Pyaasa and Elippathayam

>>53422191
Try to acclimate yourself, Hans.You'll need it.

>>53423019
Gangs of Wasseypur is GOAT.

>>53423382
seen it already famalam

just report the mleccha, we got rid of that p*kistani through reports, we shouldn't have to put up with this 2bh.

>>53423498
Any other films you'd like to recommend? Already seen Black Friday btw.

>>53423982
dunno senpai i don't watch many indian films 2bh.

i've only seen a few here and there.

>>53423982
which genre would you like?

>>53424477
I favour Drama more than others but any would be fine.

>>53424657
have you seen this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8wnCx8n_X0

do aankhen barah haath

>>53425164
Nah, will look into it thanks.

>>53424657
>>53423982
just watched The Return last night before sleeping, watch that, it's good

>>53425360
*2003

>>53425360
The Russian one?

>>53425445
Oh right. That looks pretty interesting, thanks.

>>53425494
for hindi dramas watch movies produced by NFDC, fala

>>53425360
gonna get it

>>53400668
Mostly I eat mutton or chicken. I've also eaten duck, beef, pigeon, titar and dog(did not feel right in my head after eating it)

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>>53424657
Watch anything with Salman Khan in it. Change your life for the better!

>>53426677

>pigeon
wat

>>53405532
See >>53406236
The only sane voice here

>>53426882
Arrrrrre bhaaaai!

>>53426773
Stupid commie government has made running people over a crime so my life will be changed for the worse.

>>53400668
I've eaten buffalo, goat, yak, mountain goat, chicken, pigeon, duck, pig, cow, deer, fish and one weird bird whose name I forgot.People mostly eat buffalo, goat and chicken.

>>53406919
Tere bapu ne ab tak kitni zameeno pe kabza kiya hai?

>>53411898
Nice sideways pic. Are you flying somewhere Mr. Superman?

>>53427035
What a damn shame. Stay strong bahadur and keep #beinghuman

>>53419834
Hada Rajputs

>>53427157
thank mr saabjeee.

>>53419834
>>53420077
The Shahs (Kings of Gorkha who fought againsts the Brits) claimed to be descendants of Rajputs funnily enough.

>>53409294
>everyone in here is in favor of Ram temple right?
Of course. Don't care much about the temple, just want to see some bantz against the muzzies.

>>53409338
Try to meet this guy, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSo1TKyGlTM

>>53411898
Delhi belly?

>>53426677

Where and how did you get to eat a pigeon?

>>53426795
Yeah. I'm friends with a couple of guys from the ne. They eat anything.

>>53427855
This >>53427917

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-JqH1M4Ya8

>>53427917
So they are chinese then. My chinku friends eat everything.

>>53428322
>So they are chinese then
No you racist bhenchod, they are Indian.

>>53428579
If i were a superhero I'd be racism man.

So is rahul gandhi....

>>53427917

d-did they lure the pigeons and catch them? or do they breed the flying rats

>>53429015
Did not breed them. Gulel se mara tha ek stray ko.

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dedicated to my salmanbros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXnrBs_s7ho

>>53430964
kabutar ka shikar...gulel se

time for a new

>>53433009
>>53433009
>>53433009
>>53433009