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>be American
>go to restaurant for dinner
>waiting staff glares at you
>after all you're probably another of those bastards who has received everything for free without any effort on your part
>sit down
>waitress comes along to take my order
>barely acknowledges me
>"is that all?" she asks at the end
>nod meekly to not make her mad or she might spit in your food
>tip her 20% of what you ordered
>she doesn't even say thank you
>after all it's your obligation to tip
>food arrives
>waitress almost spills it onto the table and your clothes in her carelessness
>thank her for not throwing it in your face and tip her another 10%
>food is terrible and there is a faint taste of urine
>thankfully no fecal matter so you must not have angered the waiting staff too much
>finish eating and tip 50% of total
>accidentally look a waitress in the eyes leaving the restaurant instead of looking at the ground and bowing
>oh well, scratch another restaurant from the places you can return to
>be European
>go to restaurant
>waiters welcome you
>tipping is seen as a rare act in case service was really good
>even just tipping 3% is rewarded with a thanks and a smile
American waiting staff are the scum of the world.
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*ring ring
>hi who this
>the bs detective
>what u want
>your thread is bs
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>be American
>go to restaraunt
>don't tip because it's a buffet
>enjoy my cheap meal
>drive home
>sleep peacefully with a smile on my face
>wake up
>post on /int/
>"europe = middle east lol"
>get told to kill myself and that i cant handle banter and that im unoriginal in my statments
>european posts "be fat and naive black american get shot, raped and tipped"
>endless replies of "COMEDY GOLD"
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i usually tip the waiter 1 euro desu
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>>53391359
In America they'd spit in your food next time you went there if you tipped only 1€.
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At least my service isn't as shit like in European restaurants.
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>>53391749
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>>53391880
Your services are literally shit because they will shit in your food if you don't treat them like the royal family.
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>>53390787
tl;dr
can anyone give a summery ??
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>>53391973
I'd imagine that's what you got because they determined you were Swedish.
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>>53392062
>americans can't handle banter in restaurants
>they tip and never return
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>>53391141
>be american
>get cut
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I never tipped anyone when I visited America. You can get away with it if you seem touristy enough.
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Heard that in America the restaurant staffs gets less moneyband is quite dependent of tip money
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>>53391141
>be American
>wake up
>roll out of bed
>collapse through your apartments 12 floors to the street
>roll over to scooter
>scooter breaks down, fucking shit
>roll over to mcdonalds
>slam to another guy rolling by, get shot
>tip him 50 $ for good bantz
>he tips 20 $ for the good tip
>what.
>WHAT
>shoot the piece of shit
>he apologises and tips 100 $ like he should have
>roll to mcdonalds and spend 600 $ in tips to get 19 $ burger
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>go to America
>enjoy a nice, friendly atmosphere, good people, variety of lifestyles, people and things to see
>Go to Europe
>literally every European town looks the fucking same
>everyone's a pretentious cunt
>only thing colder than the air is the people
>the only joy in their grey, dry lives is talking shit about america in an attempt to pretend for but a second that america isn't superior
pathetic people, at least Islam will breath a new culture into this dead continent.
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>>53394900
yes is true of very much hans indeed you say
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>>53390787
>American waiting staff are the scum of the world.
From your greentext they're the bosses.
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>>53395128
>be turk
>wake up
>balkan boy you've captured is lying next to you
>"mehmet, my son" you say to yourself
>the boy wakes up
>"no choice for you, you stay by my side for eternity"
>"I love you dad"
>you hold him close and slowly force his head down over your 24cm king kurd kock
>child chokes on your hair, dies of suffocation
>bury him in unmarked grave in syria
>wish your last goodbyes before you go off to germany to look for more children to rape
>head to airport
>board plane
>get bombed by radical tengriists
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>>53395283
thanks greatest ally :3
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>>53395128
>tip him 50 $ for good bantz
>he tips 20 $ for the good tip
You shot me down with this.
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>>53395438
He's full of shit. If you actually want to tip, you tip after the meal. So since the waiters and staff have no idea if you are a tipper or not, they treat you right just in case.
Don't listen to this Swedecuck. He probably hasn't prepped a bull yet, so that might explain his anger.
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>>53390787
>t. Butthurt muslim
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>>53395128
>tip him 50 $ for good bantz
>he tips 20 $ for the good tip
10/10
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>>53395128
>>tip him 50 $ for good bantz
>>he tips 20 $ for the good tip
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