dreams

>>53345534
You can do like 50% of these things in an upper class brothel.

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>>53345534
>And you?
Already sexed a hot-ass classy Russian.

1) Become the next Lars von Trier

just the space one, everything else is subsumed

>>53345534
Marry/date a British girl
Visit Australia
Swim with a whale shark
Take a shit in an Indian street
Go to a World Cup match
Get head from a black chick

>>53345534
you have shitty dreams

and you're a pleb

>>53346112
>Marry/date a British girl
I think you will probably die at this step

>>53346112
>Get head from a black chick

just ask you're are mom, but do it nicely :D

Have my own house where I can live without people fucking annoying me by being within 500 meters of said house

>tfw impossible dream

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>>53346112
X Marry/date a British girl
X Visit Australia
X Swim with a whale shark
Take a shit in an Indian street
X Go to a World Cup match
X Get head from a black chick

>mfw living your dream life

>>53346242
Where did you go to swim with one?
I'm planning to do it at the Georgia aquarium

Also did you marry the Brit chick?

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>>53345534
>read the last book of ASOIAF
fug,

>American author George R. R. Martin called The Accursed Kings [by Maurice Druon] "the original game of thrones"

""The Accursed Kings has it all," writes Martin, in an introduction to a recently reissued translation. "Believe me, the Starks and the Lannisters have nothing on the Capets and Plantagenets. It is the original game of thrones."
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-26824993

>>53346356
I swam with one in the Cayman Islands, though I do live in Atlanta.

No I didn't marry her, it became long distance when she moved back and things just got too hard. Went and visited her there a couple of times though.

>>53346591
wow cool blog dick breath