Best country

Your mum

She's big enough to be a country tbqh

USA

Because I love it

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Switzerland

Men there prefer to fuck a horse over a woman which gives me the chance to find a Swiss gf.

>>53318208
Switzerland!
Oh, wait, I forgot I'm already here, then no need to travel :^)

>>53318208
Stay where I am because I like it here

Monaco, Andorra, or Lichtenstein, simply because that'd be cool as fuck.

Honestly I would like to stay here, pretty much all I want is here, except for good weather.

Iceland

There no cucks, beautiful nature, population low, nordic people its good, true aryan

>>53318208
'Murica\Canada
Becaus Eurasia is doomed and Australia is a shithole full of spooders and sneks

>>53318387
>iceland
>no cucks
>true aryan

TOP KEK

>>53318208
Canada, because it's civilized Russia

>>53318253
James ripped her anus. She's used goods.

>>53318208
Obviously it's not my cunt.
Nordic countries ant middle EU or USA, I think. Just I wanna leave my shithole, help me, fucking commi...

>>53318208
The netherlands. I wanna have a house in front of a canal and then have a boat.

>>53318208
No fucking idea. Right now I'm okay with Russia. At least I know how to go around its dumb shit. I'm not sure if I want to learn about any new kind of feces

>>53318417
>no cucks

You might want to read up some more, bazza.

>>53318430
>Canada
Хoхoл нe пaлитcя coвceм, кeк.

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>>53318208
Switzerland
they have REAL democracy there
not to mention all the landscape

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>>53318401
Damn dude you said that word.

Saudi Arabia or Qatar. With free monies I could travel and live anywhere without risk of losing head for blasphemy.

>>53318526
>Хoхoл
Як щocь пoгaнe

Japan

buraku gaijin desu

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>>53318520
K then nirfolkr erikson

>>53318565
Chinpoko wo sundekurenai ka?

Teпepь этo pyccкий тpeд, пoшли вce нaхyй.
[spoiler]кaк в cтapыe дoбpыe дeвянocтыe[/spoiler]

>>53318208
Russia, probably. People I met are noice, language is beautiful, I really like literature, movies and art. I also like winter.
I don't care about the whole "russian bratja" thing tbqh, I just like the country.

>>53318526
Пидopaхeны coвceм oхyeли co cвoeй пapaнoeй
Зaгляни пoд кpoвaть, aвocь нaйдёшь хoхлa

>>53318607
RASENGAN!!!1!!

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Some Mediterranean country, Portugal or Italy, in a comfy medieval village in the countryside where I could walk around every morning and see undisturbed ruins covered in moss and find ancient coins buried in the ground.

>>53318656
Ho в мoeй Кaнaдe их дoхyя.
Mимo пpиeхaл в yкpaхy к poдитeлям, a этo yжe paшкa.

I'd stay lmao. I have the freedom to emigrate to any EU country anyway so who gives a shit.

>>53318681
>in a comfy medieval village in the countryside where I could walk around every morning and see undisturbed ruins covered in moss and find ancient coins buried in the ground.

that doesn't exist. sorry man.

Switzerland
It's a bit like southern Germany where i live except for it's more mountainous, richer and not a fucking refugee shelter. I would easily feel home there.

>>53318897
Switzerland has a shit ton of immigrants though, maybe a larger percentage than Germany.

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>>53318781
I'll probably never set foot in Europe for even a visit, let me dream man ;__;

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North Korea
>>53318221
Seconding this

>>53318957
sorry bud :(

you can dream. you'll make it one day.

>>53318208
Estonia
best flag

>>53318565
No matter how you can speak Japanese and have a Japan citizenship, Japanese people treat white and black as Gaijin with good at speaking Japanese.

>>53318208
iceland. cold and no niggers.

Australia
Have relatives there

>tfw my uncle is second gen Greek and when he visits Greece he speaks broken Greek with Aussie accent

JUST

>>53318897
This. South Germany best Germany :3

Though I'd rather pick Ireland and find myself a ginger and Catholic qt :33

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>>53319579

>>53319579
You might want to read up on that senpai

England cuz it's nice and easy to live there, Brits are mostly pretty cool and none of the diasporas are shitheads

>>53320292
>When I was in Iceland last year I saw three blacks: one hawking tourist shit on the main shopping street in Reykjavik, one mopping the floors (very sullenly) in the shopping center Kringlan, and another engaged in discussion with an Syrian outside a Syrian restaurant. I hypothesize that Iceland would be better off without these three people.

>>53318208
US
land of free (except commiestates) and where the middle-class actually exists and you don't need to be a careerfag to live decently.

>>53318208
>placing hands over butt so hesitantly
britass girl is not into the whole camaraderie thing it seems

>>53318653
This, i find Russia culture and history to be fascinating. I'm learning their language right now and am really enjoying it. I would honestly want to live in Russia despite current problems. I'd be happier there than land of the "free"

>>53321745
>land of the free
>where setting up a website gets you a significantly longer sentence than murders get

>>53318253
Are you the same fag posting Soe all day long?

>>53321745
lol

>>53318208

czech republic probably.

seems nice and heard unemployment is pretty low with decent life.

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i'd stay in croatia, i just wish i had more cash

we've got it pretty good except for that, great varied weather, great varied landscapes, hot chicks, great food, no towelheads etc.

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>>53318208
USA, CA ofc. California have the best climate in the world, shitloads of weed and psychedelics, tons of hot babies. What else do I need in this life?

>>53318208

I wish I made enough money off the internet to live decent in a country like poland and just chill

>>53324153
Commiefornia is one of, if not the worst state in America. I would support giving it back to mexico if it weren't for how heavy the tech sector is based in California.

>>53324153

water

>>53324405
>Commiefornia is one of, if not the worst state in America
Can you explain why please? Surely I don't know too much about CA and the US in general while living in Russia.

>>53324153

>California have the best climate in the world
The best climate in the world doesn't have a water crisis.

>shitloads of weed and psychedelics
That's most of America.

>tons of hot babies
Sure, if you like Mexican and Asian women.

>>53319745
What percentage of the Greek population knows at least one Greek Australian? From what I understand we have more of you fuckers per capita than anywhere else

>>53323524
Nice. How is the language learning going? I'm doing duolingo + talking to some russian people. It's mostly enjoyable, but the slang is killing me.

Switzerland

>>53324527
Ok m8 I have no issues with choosing some other state instead of CA. Texas or Hawaii in terms of climate should be good I guess.

>>53324493
I hate California because of how ultra liberal it is.

>>53324657
I started the alphabet yesterday. So far so good, I'm getting the hang of it pretty well.

>>53324794

Texas' weather can get really sporadic, recently there was a blizzard in some parts, it can get really hot as Hell in the southern parts of Texas, and tornados are a thing

Honesty USA has a mixed bag of weather at times, depending on which state you're in. Here in Florida, it was warm as fuck for Christmas but this week and the last week were cloudy and cold compared to what it was before.

>>53324794

Why are you so hung up on living somewhere warm? Stupid people and the homeless have to live in these places because they're unable to understand/afford a human temperature regulating unit.

>>53321745
>middle class actually exists
>in USA
hmm

>>53318208
France.

>>53325176
I hate cold weather. +22-28°C is the best temperature range for me. I have such temperature only in july here in Russia. Now it's -20 here, cold AS FUCK.

>>53318208
According to photo, france

>>53325405

The costal cities in the north don't get anywhere near as cold and the it's good weather from March to October. Plus the people who live there are generally smarter and generally whiter.

If I can get a good job - Estonia
Otherwise, some country which will provide me with many neetbux

Scotland I suppose. Always liked scots and it's similar enough to her that I could adjust.

Alternatively, Argentina.

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>>53318208
Switzerland

Guns and democracy, it's like the US done right if you ask me familia.

No need to move senpai, I doubt I'd live as well as I do anywhere else.

>>53321745
>you don't need to be a careerfag to live decently.

wrong

>>53324527
>The best climate in the world doesn't have a water crisis.

best temperatures, no cold, no sweltering heat (as long as you live close to the coast), dry heat, no humidity. I think that's what constitutes a perfect climate, the water crisis is a separate issue

>That's most of America.

kek no

I grew up in the south, weed is still widely rejected, no decriminalization laws, no legal medical weed. The fucking bible belt man

>Sure, if you like Mexican and Asian women.

shit argument, it's still 50% white

California is objectively god-tier

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>leaving your country
JUST

Luxembourg

Irrelevant so muslims won't come
Nice flag
lotsa money
better nature than Netherlands

I would choose Canada.
I really think it's the best country in the world.
I'm a white european looking person who lives in Venezuela and have always felt extremely out of place here.
Went to Canada for a while and absolutely loved the quality of life there and people even thought I was Canadian.
That has NEVER happened here in Venezuela in all my life.
Even when fucking cops pull me over when driving, they keep asking me if I'm from here. It's ridiculous.
Also Venezuela is an insufferable shithole right now, as you probably have heard already.
I'm also leaving this shithole soon because of European citizenship, but I can't go to Canada.
I would gladly trade my European citizenship for a Canadian one.

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canada or norway

simply bc i like low population and hiking

>>53327609

>best temperatures, no cold, no sweltering heat (as long as you live close to the coast), dry heat, no humidity. I think that's what constitutes a perfect climate, the water crisis is a separate issue

Rainfall goes into climate consideration, something that southern California severely lacks.

>I grew up in the south, weed is still widely rejected, no decriminalization laws, no legal medical weed. The fucking bible belt man

Discounting the south, the worst region of America, drugs are widely available. I've lived in the south west, north west and north east, and can tell you that drugs were abundantly available in all of these places.

>shit argument, it's still 50% white

A lot of those white people are upper middle to upper class. So unless you're wealthy you will have slim pickings of white women.

>>53320961
hock*

UK

Because culture, football, London, etc

>>53329179
All are welcome here bro, ignore the meme racists on this board I've literally never seen anyone be considered non-Canadian, even actual non-citizens.

>>53324493
hey californiaman here, he's just bitter like the rest of the americans. california is a great damn place to grow up and live in.

>>53318208
I'd pick Norway if I didn't already live here, so I'll go with Switzerland. It's a country with beautiful nature and an interesting history.

>>53329387
Yeah I know, you people are very nice actually.
But I say it because in the country that I was born and lived all my life people always think I'm a foreigner because I'm extremely white and european looking. Most people here are mixed race with negroid features, so I stick out a lot.
In Canada it was instantly the opposite. When I said I was a foreigner (my english is very good) people were like "Oh, you're not from here??".
It's not that easy getting into Canada I'm afraid.
I might do it in the future, when I have some valuable work experience or something.
Right now I'm recently graduated but with no work experience.

>>53329231
>Rainfall goes into climate consideration, something that southern California severely lacks

ok, if you insist on picking apart this claim apart so relentlessly, it should be described as the most comfortable and pleasurable climate to live in instead of "best" climate.
>inb4 that's subjective

>Discounting the south, the worst region of America, drugs are widely available. I've lived in the south west, north west and north east, and can tell you that drugs were abundantly available in all of these places.

Ok

>A lot of those white people are upper middle to upper class. So unless you're wealthy you will have slim pickings of white women.

source?

>>53329708
yeah you don't have to be rich to get a hot girlfriend here (san diego)

the guy is just bitter

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>>53329901
I figured, posting California now

do you live in Cali anon?

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>>53324153
Enjoy

Italy
my name and surname are italian, I know italian and I look italian, i just need the citizenship which I can apply but I am not rich enough to get it now

>>53330618
I did it and I'm not rich. Why do you need to be rich in Brazil to do it?

France (maybe the South because of less immigrants)

It's the richest of the civilized countries.

>>53330779
because if do it from the italian consulate here in Brazil it takes 10+years to recognize it because there are more than 800 thousand citizenship requirements for like 20 consulate workers to do. So the only option to get it right now is to travel to italy and do it there

>>53329708

>ok, if you insist on picking apart this claim apart so relentlessly

It's definitely nice and warm year round, but for someone who likes to stay in doors mostly, that isn't a perk. The lack of rainfall part is an important consideration as you have to hear about it constantly. A trade off of moving to Alaska in order to not hear about is worthy deliberation as people just will not shut the fuck up about muh drought.

>source?

I went to school there last year. While I did well for myself, it seemed apparent that if you weren't well off or good looking you'd be stuck with a Mexican gf.

>>53318208
Scotland. The most beautiful country in the world in my opinion.

>>53330999
where did you go to school?

i lived in socal for the first 23 years of my life and there are plenty of minimum wages white girls who are dating within their spectrum

fuck dude go to any community college in san diego it's a paradise

>>53330999
>but for someone who likes to stay in doors mostly,

you couldn't get a hot gf because you're a loser, stop blaming it on california

>>53330915
Well it definitely took some time here too, but my parents did it while I was a kid.
Start saving money then.
It really is worth it if you do it. Having an european citizenship it's pretty much a second chance for a better life for people that originate in third world countries.
I would be absolutely mortified if I wasn't leaving this country soon because of it.

>>53330779
how long did it take to recognize in Venezuela m8?

>>53319745
kek'd

>>53331251
Around 4 years I think.

>>53330915
Italy is shit, get the citizenship and go to another EU country (France, UK, etc.)

>>53331333
I'm going to UK. My original plan was Germany but I got scared because of all the refugees.

>>53318208
Live one year in Slovenia.

Very safe, developed economy, sympathic people, pretty cities, wonderful countryside and mountains.

>>53331333
peo mi piace molto l'Italia, voi non siete autistici come il nord dell'Europa e sapete come si deve vivere la vita

>>53331604
sì, senza soldi

>>53327672

Luxembourg is like 2 towns though, if you add up all the folksy areas of the Netherlands like Zaanse Schans, and the architecture of places like Amsterdam, Haarlem, Alkmaar, and Giethoorn, and all the canals everywhere, it's so much better than Luxembourg, even though it doesn't really have any mountains or decent forests.

Shit, the Prinsengracht alone is better than anything in Luxembourg City.

Slovenia or Czech Republic

>>53331207

Did you miss the part where I said I did well for myself?

>>53331144

Whittier College. There were tons of babes, but for the guys who didn't wear name brand clothes and look good/had money, they were stuck with land whales and minorities.

>>53318208
Obviously America. More I learn about other countries, especially these scandi "paradises", more I am glad I live here

>>53326354
>Swede wants to live in Scotland

Couldnt be a perfect fitting

>>53332805
*a more

switzerland

I get muh guns and no mexicans, basically no downsides

Probably Canada

Kinda stuck between a few...
>Iceland: beautiful nature, cool language, friendly people, Birgirpall. Fucking cucks though
>Netherlands: dank weed, prozzies, windmills, canals, easy language to learn although most people speak English anyway. Probably bigger cucks than Iceland though.
>Japan: weeb shit, history shit, great cheap food, beautiful country. Would be forever a gaijin but it'd still be pretty sweet.
>Italy: historical stuff again, my favourite food, nice climate, not as fucked as most other European countries.
>Malta: similar reasons to Italy although I imagine it's more friendly for British expats. Pretty comfy desu. Also my ex gf moved there and I want her back

Canada,US or Scandinavia (But not Sweden).
desu anyplace that isn't the middle east is just fine...

>>53320403
And because of the shariah law

>>53319055
>>53329387
>>53326202
>>53331112

Candians, how do you like Candian? Would you stay and recommend a (non refugee) foreigner to come?

>>53336505
I feel you... Let me out already please ><

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>>53337359
>Candians, how do you like Candian?
Canada

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