We speak our native languages using English orthographies to

>>53308892
>easy language
>spanish
mis lados

>>53309200
what is the easiest language to learn for a cognitively deficient monolingual Anglo like myself? German?

>>53309200

>Tus lados

Literally the easiest language in the world for English speakers. That's not a bad thing either

>>53309317
I'd say it's probably Norwegian or something but that shit's useless

>>53309312
yup, totally german
spanish is only a good idea if you live near spanish speakers otherwise it´s hell
i mena we don´t know yet how to speak it correctly (also sorry for my broken english, japanese and german are way easier for me)

>>53309312
Dutch.

Dutch is extremely close to English.

>>53309312

Frisian

>>53309357
German is valuable because I want to move to Brazil, I guess

>>53309317
it´s easy to write in spanish
but it´s hell for english speaker to speak in spanish

>>53309400

¿Brazil? ¿what for? im curious

>>53309357

English native who speaks good Spanish and a little bit of German here. I think German is noticeably harder than Spanish, although the extra cognates do help.

German grammar is a little funky at times - word order usually doesn't matter much except when the verb has to be in specific positions. Cases aren't always intuitive, and you have 3 genders instead of 2. More words inflect by gender as well (IE: mine in Spanish = mi for both genders; mine in German = meine or mein, depending on gender), so you really need to know the genders more thoroughly in German.

Phonetically there's more sounds in German than in Spanish, so reading and speaking takes a little longer.

>>53309429
The professional poker scene

>>53309404

>>53309472 here

I found it harder to start speaking German than Spanish. The r sound is harder for me (still can't fucking say the word Straße to save my life), and I feel like I need to think more about German grammar than Spanish at this stage in my learning.

>>53309472
well not that you mentiont it you are right
those freaking french sounds are kind of hard for anyone except french people.

>>53308584
Saya ingin pergi ke klub olahraga
I want go to club sports

Close enough, eh.

>>53309537
yeah spanish is a better option
also a lot of countries speak spanish (and portuguese...is similar) so is a good idea
sorry for the german advice

>>53309388
It is a very strange experience visiting the Netherlands if you're a native English speaker with an incredibly superficial understanding of German. Dutch sounds like a mix between the two languages so the ambiance in public spaces is somewhat unnerving. Alot of familiar phonemes floating around that seem comprehensible if you're not paying attention, though as soon as you do it sounds like whoever you're focused on is talking underwater.

A ton of fun on truffles.

>>53309634

Don't worry about it! Love the discussion, languages and linguistics are super interesting for me.

>>53309666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LayYO4s6OjA

>>53309388
But anglos can never pronounce our G :D

OP, don't learn dutch and especially not german.

>>53308584
Like meh-hee-coh (mexico)

>>53310626
Yes.

>>53309312
German is hell for everyone.
Dutch and French would be the closest languages to English.

>>53308584
Uai did non of iu poust in dis caind of ingliș?

Giăst otistic ămericăns finching dei chen ecșuăli lărn ănadar lenguigi

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>>53311066
gypsies go home

>>53309317
The easiest language for English speakers should be German, their sister language.

>>53311066
>ș
Disgusting

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It would be / so / nice / to lump / all / my words / into one.
Olisi / niin / hienoa / kasata / kaikki / sanani / yhteen.
The English language / without the tiny words.
Englanti / pikkusanoitta.
Complexity of the wording / also / promotes a higher / standard of intelligence.
Sanamuotomonimuotoisuus / myös / kannustaa / korkeampaa / älykkyysvakiota.

>>53311508

It isn't, for the reasons posted above

>>53311648

>Compound words are somehow superior to words with spaces between them when they're the same shit spoken out loud

Neat!

>>53308584
i made a new orthography for english but everyone called it autistic and ignored it

>>53311679
More of a show and tell of Finnish language, Bob.
End result was a bit full of it, woops.

>>53311735
>>53311732
>>53311626

šla sva domov - we went home
šle sva domov - we went home
šli smo domov - we went home
šle smo domov - we went home
šla sta domov - they went home
šli sta domov - they went home
šli so domov - they went home
šle so domov - they went home

>>53308584
Lah rrah-sun por la coo-all los american-ohs sun tan ignorant-ehs, ehs por keh no neh-seh-see-tan pen-sahr nee ah-pren-dehr parr-ah soh-breh-bee-bir e come-oh todd-oh sir bee-boh boos-can lah come-oh-dee-dad con ehl meeneem-oh ehs-foo-ehr-soh.

La razón por la cual los americanos son tan ignorantes, es por que no necesitan pensar ni aprender para sobrevivir y como todo ser vivo buscan la comodidad con el mínimo esfuerzo.

cyka blyat

is anglo for Zażółć gęślą jaźń

>>53308584
it would be too hard and unpronounceable for you best ally