Late night edition
penis
ireland
>>53293531
>The British National Party risks being unable to stand for election - because it failed to pay its annual £25 registration fee.
>the riots were 5 years ago
fucking hell time flies
>>53293454
wouldnt really call half 10 on a friday late night haha
might start drinking
iceland
Anyone else got hairy feet and toes?
gf just snap chatted me this
Pamyu
kpop desu lads
This time last year I was exchanging 1200+ texts per month with the qt in uni, with her asking me out on several occasions and almost begging me to call her. This year I'm wanking to gifs and getting angry at muslims.
Weird how much can change in a year, eh lads?
>>53293523
Hahahahaha
got told i look like a hobbit lads haha :(
Azusa
>>53293565
I can tell by the filename she didnt dickhead
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>tfw boyfriend will never have a big dick
>>53293611
Alri Sherlock
>>53293560
>That
>Hairy
I'm full blown Hobbit tier tbqh.
anyone here work a part time job at the weekend only?
weebs out
>>53293611
detective?
>>53293525
All the rioters are in the labour party now lol
>>53293640
Post feet please
>>53293666
yeah I work life
gf just snapchatted me this lads
boipussi leaking again
>>53293611
Ok you got me, it was an sms.
>>53293689
No, they're too big.
>>53293703
legit filename.
kyary
>>53293485
i bet thats nice, like fridays for revision or something would make it all much more comfortable
>>53293628
>tfw faggots will never fuck off to hell
>>53293713
Put a bloody plug in it!!!
>>53293728
Go on, if you do I'll post my belly button
>>53293741
does she know that she's covered in algae
So who's in for this round the world motorbike trip??? Pm me your details, I'm paying.
@53293747
>tfw yanks will never fuck off to hell
>>53293747
i'm a girl
>>53293724
>sms
>image
juts shut the fr!ck up ok???????
>>53293768
PUT A DONK ON IT
>>53293560
I've got a little bit of a hairy chest desu
>>53293771
I'm not a poof. Fuck off.
>>53293801
>>53293560
what about your willies
>>53293741
>>53293772
Foo Fighters?
want to start injecting heroin
my life is in an irreversible tailspin so i don't have anything to lose
>>53293780
why do you hate us so much
>>53293839
fuck off canada
>tfw stopped hanging out with old friends
>all current friends are hanging out with their gfs
>>53293867
only money
>>53293560
My lower body is like a gorilla and I have zero hair above my waist apart from head
@53293868
you're the pakis of 4chan.
no one likes a paki.
>Iceland
>literally an island made out of ice
CMTSU
>>53293875
iktf
>>53293868
Yanks from anywhere in New England are insufferable, Yanks from anywhere else in America are subhuman
>>53293902
hahahah now that's good banter lad
>>53293912
even los angeles?
Calmackackattack
>>53293945
eve?
Drank;
1 bottle of rose wine
1 small bottle of goldschlager
1 small bote of Gordon's gin
Several bottles of ale
Just grabbing stuff that's about the house lmao
>>53293999
>California
Especially Los Angeles.
>>53293772
Iceland tell me about your country. Going there next week desu lad.
>>53294025
dog
Post slags
What animes are you watching this season lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYOkaOU1T0U
chune
>>53294069
Me on the pull
>>53294056
can't find any pictures of your mum sorry
>>53294050
It's cold
>>53294069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYBDtUhHh_0
>>53294104
bit gay that
>>53294104
janny is gonna lose it
>>53294104
why is your bellend so large
>>53294155
>>53294148
yeah lol
>>53294104
cornwall your willy is so fucking small and jewish lol
>>53294180
all me
>>53294147
just gotta see the film now
>>53294104
weird willy
>>53294069
it all looks shit when is the next jojos
>>53294123
Snorkeling in a dry suit, going to ATV driving with a guide, and going to get smashed. Apart from the cultural stuff what's really worth doing (there for a week).
Also Iceland girls opinions on middleclass london accents (close to RP)
>>53293999
all of my m8s who've been to the states say that people in la are some of the biggest cunts they've ever met, surpassed only by the people of NYC.
>>53294173
>>53294186
>>53294219
lads pls
there's nothing wrong with my willy don't make me feel self-conscious
>>53294214
is it out on nyaa? if not then when
>>53294245
well it is small ,is your gf below 5ft tall?
>>53294123
Icelandic weather
>>53294248
it probably won't reach over here for a while
>>53294234
I don't know lad I'm not a travel guide
The women are whores, you could easily get one
>>53294300
that's what she said
>>53294244
yeah, you won't find the stereotypical american friendliness in either LA or NY, maybe in SF
>>53294280
it's 7 inches mate
>>53294224
Boku dake ga Inai Machi and Haruchika are ok. New JoJo should be April.
brush my teeth with euthymol
enjoy your fluoride fuccbois
>>53294334
more like 27 lol
think ive found myself a cheerleader
not an autistic weeb but just letting you know there is a new 'manga and gaming' shop in birmingham lmao called tokyo toys
a guy dressed as pikachu was holding a sign pointing towards it earlier
>>53294224
>>53294361
Not sure how I feel about the simplified art style of the new JoJo tbqh
>>53294438
>birmingham
Fuck off paki
>>53293535
his stand up is quite good
>>53294361
that looks gay I'm not watching your gay shit I will watch big muscular men fighting thank u
>watching anime
your parents must be ashamed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCjR90ul4Fo]
I like to imagine myself being the cool rain washes through these filthy means streets, cleansing them of all the scum and low-life in my wake, with this song pumping behind me.
>>53294438
Are manga and gaming halal?
>>53293535
Go away Grandad
>>53294488
Haruchika has an actual homo in it
>>53294311
I was just trying to share in your culture with you senpai.
>>53293871
54213 tbphwyl
>reminder not to go to africa for hoildays
http://news.sky.com/story/1619406/tourists-stabbed-at-egyptian-beach-resort
>>53293523
You leftist fuck
>>53294569
Or the middle east, or Europe, or anywhere.
my cat's sitting on my lap having a right purr
>>53294550
I don't want to have a conversation about culture with a weeb sorry
>>53294601
Well tbqh you don't exactly go to the middle east for a holiday do you
>>53294639
shut my downstairs so I can drink without her biting me bloody hand off
>>53294639
bit of a purrvert is it haha
are these the typical UKIP/Right wing British voters?
FRENCH BRETON
R
E
N
C
H
B
R
E
T
O
N
CBB confirmed for illustrating the death of Britain.
>>53294657
People go to UAE
>>53294690
me on the right
I'm going to be in London for 3 weeks anyone want a blowjob? I'm a virgin but I have a thirst for dick tbquite honest
I'm a girl
/brit/ more like shit lmao!
>>53294699
is there any real celebrities on it?
>>53294690
Me on the left
>>53294730
Yeah if you're a billionaire
>>53294763
pics
what would you do if you had a son and he became an anime shit?
>>53294763
no thanks
>>53294821
get them into treatment
>>53294821
bum him as a reward.
>>53294690
>Lowe Middle Class
Fix it right smart, you cunt.
>>53294821
commit sudoku in front of him
>>53294821
put him in the furnace
>>53294690
>ukip
>voters
pick one
>>53294821
tell him to fuck off back to >>>/a/
what does /brit/ think of John Terry?
He pretty much expresses British nationalist views.
He just got deionised by out politically correct media.
>>53294690
Terry is a UKIP supporter.
>>53294894
Except 4 million people voted for them.
>Takeaways that close before midnight on a Friday.
Lol do they hate money?
>>53294917
THERES ONLY ONE ENGLAND CAPTAIN
ONE ENGLANNNNDD CAPTAIN
>>53294821
Beat him with a metal pipe and kick him out of the house
>>53294940
all me
>>53294927
No just you
>>53294921
literally one MP
WE GONNA ROCK DOWN TO
ELECTRIC AVENUE
AND THEN WE TAKE IT HIGHER
OH NO OH NO OH NO OH LORD
reminder that addiction isn't real but objective morals are
what would you do if you found out a mate stole something small from you? would you no longer trust them in the future?
>>53294989
Blame the system famalam
>>53295014
absolutely
>>53294769
Winston Mackenzie was just publically crucified for being a Christian.
>>53295014
what did you steal
>work hard your whole life to provide for your son
>do everything you can to see him succeed and be happy
>you come home one day
>dad, im actually transgender and I am going to study women studies at uni to get in touch with my true self
what do
>>53295014
Open up my twink-hole to them as a peace offering.
Why does brit have so many twinks?
>>53295044
>Winston Mackenzie
who?
>>53295046
Prey to Allah for guidance, if I can't get any I'll have to settle for lopping his head off.
>>53295101
>Prey
>>53295014
mate of mine asked if he could have this $10 chip from the local casino that was on my desk. I said no and then came back after he left and it wasn't there anymore.
I never let him back in my house lmao
https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2
https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2
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https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2
>>53295014
crack his fucking skull
zero tolerance for that sort of disrespect
>>53295046
tell him "look it's okay if you want to be artsy and gay, but you can be artsy and gay while working a job that actually contributes to the society that raised you. You can be an artsy gay construction worker if you'd like, or an artsy gay engineer. Then you can be artsy gay and rich"
>>53294917
>>53294940
>>53294961
a very underrated player and leader, thanks to BBC propaganda
I've met him many times in person (I live near Chelsea training ground), and he's a pretty safe lad. Proper lad, and isn't afraid to express his political views, seeing that his reputation is already fucked.
find cool landmarks on google earth lads
>>53295147
that's a bit edgy mate
Ashamed to be middle class desu
>>53295151
>yanks
>>53295099
that black (former) UKIP guy
>>53295167
fuck off billionaire
>>53295176
christcuck pls
>>53294989
FPTP is an arsehole, isn't it?
UKIP and Tory back bench (pretty much UKIP) are gaining popularity
Lads, shall I shave the beard but keep the moustache?
my chest really hurts
>>53295208
>billionaire
wut?
>>53295265
won't ever change though, suits the big parties
>>53295174
literally never had a poo
>>53295297
>>53295265
>nobody voted for AV
>>53295321
Halifax mentioned
Hello please accept me
Anyone watching this Amy film on 4? Her dad is a fucking cunt
>>53295402
*accepts you*
>>53295370
AV is also shit, just barely more representative than FPtP
Alri lads?
>>53295411
Thanks
/cum/ is gay
>>53295351
explain?
Ridicule is the proper response to beliefs such as Jesus' mother was a virgin, Joshua slowed Earth's rotation or Muhammad split the moon.
>>53295424
Please stop posting pictures of my girlfriend.
Haven't had any etizolam this year. Gonna have a few mg and a couple of dihydrocodeines as well
>>53295449
He's Harrison Ford.
>Ridicule is the proper response to beliefs such as Jesus' mother was a virgin, Joshua slowed Earth's rotation or Muhammad split the moon.
>>53295500
top lad
>>53295449
You're new because you didn't understand the joke you reddit browsing pleb
>>53295480
Nah
>>53295167
read this
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/chelsea/109807/former-chelsea-youth-players-candid-account-reveals-another-less-gimpish-side-to-john-terry.html
>John Terry
>racially abused another team mates
>had an affair with a team mates gf
Yeah seems like a great lad
>>53295618
Rasheed
going to this in birmingham in a few weeks lads should be good
>>53295618
his mam is a slag too
Are Oxycodone or Hydrocodone any good lads
HE'S HERE
feeling better
Reminder that London is literally going to have a Paki for a mayor
>>53295690
yes
>>53295698
>>53295661
he took his bloody time
surprised you even noticed
>>53295639
would see you there lad but I'll be in LONDON
>trying to sleep through my migraine
>have 5 exams this week I need to get on with revising for
>my drama and art student female housemates are blasting music, making gay as fuck vegetarian food and screeching at each other in their horrific posh voices on the floor below me
Ffs lads...
>>53295709
Did you watch Mugi fuck a nigger?
how do you do a female scottish accent?
by doing a male scottish accent
gf just snapchatted me this
>>53295776
>this week
gl m8
November 7, 2000, was the last day that no one died on Texas roads. Since there, there has been at least one fatal crash or traffic fatality somewhere in the state. Every day since. The state is 791 weeks into this sad streak.
>>53295776
>migraine
I know your pain lad, get well soon.
>>53295800
who cares they're texan
Business idea: instead of making a new pick a random thread on another board and make it a /brit/
colonisation 2: doing a poo
>>53295712
WHAT A BLOODY RACIST
>>53295766
>london
FUCK OFF BILLIONAIRE
>>53295799
Cheers Czechbro. I should do well in them if these sluts will shut the fuck up and let me get some sleep
>my best mate has been seeing a girl for a while
>finally see the facebook status "In an open relationship with"
>like the status
>...
>reread the status
>In an open relationship
>open relationship
>open
>remember what open relationship actually means
fuck sake's he's going to get cucked isn't he
Explain anglocucks?
>>53295254
>>53295254
>>53295254
>>53295848
Let's take over /cum/
>>53295766
>London
PAKIS
OUT
oneitis has started wearing a ridiculous amount of makeup
>>53295899
how about we invade your mums mangina
>>53295847
I went to Austin and I really liked it
/brit/ is fucking slow tonight
can /brit/ help me with my dry penis? I can't do anything.
>Two of my work colleagues start doing extra shit that's not in our job description that I don't do
>Keep asking them to stop because they're creating a new normal
>People are starting to ask "Why isn't anon doing that stuff as well"?
REEEEE how the fuck do I deal with this?
>>53295972
>asking brit for advice on how to get your dick wet
blunder
>>53295972
*licks it*
>>53295896
cant explain it but i do agree mostly. would love to move to Italy 2bh. top tier history and culture.
>>53295985
stop being a fucking bum
Reminder that when Jesus comes back he'll be a lion, not a lamb
>>53295972
lotion you tool
>>53295959
we're all in instasync
http://instasync.com/r/streamlad2
what a fucking spastic
https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson/status/685590170352107520
>>53296033
i've gone through two bottles of lotion. it had no effect
>>53295985
maybe they want a promotion you cuck
>>53295985
What extra shit, post your job cunt
>>53295959
because its shit lmao!
>>53296046
I'm in there too
>>53296054
Why are you guys so obsessed with this commie cunt?
>>53296026
he'll also fight for all-h
>>53296054
she is right though
>>53296102
it's literally just one guy
>>53296063
I'm a manager, and so are they.
They're doing a team coach role as well which is a role beneath a manager. They were originally team coaches that got promoted whereas I wasn't.
I'm not coaching cause that's below my role.
>>53296061
You don't get a promoted by doing the job BELOW you.
>>53296054
sara's a mug but is she wrong in this case?
>>53296152
That makes sense. She probably won't even be a commie in 5 years. She's literally just an edgy teenage
wondering if there are any girls in my neighbourhood rubbing their fannies right about now
i was born with my balls over my dick. why didn't my parents smother me to death as a baby.
>>53296152
Englanders obsessed with scots
>>53295848
/cgl/ annexation when
>>53296228
go have a look
>>53296228
extremely likely
almost every time i snapchat a girl she's "just lying on her bed" and not wearing much
they wank far more often than we do i'm convinced
>mfw there's American flag on mars right now
>>53296114
>>53296215
Who the fuck doesn't already know the Yuri Gagarin wasn't the first man in space who isn't a fuckwit?
>>53296215
Yes she's wrong because "they" do not try to make out the americans were first
the tim peake build up had about 5 million mentions of gagargin and sputnik. they even had the first soviet spacewalker on the bbc on launch day.
God is white.
>>53296268
>they wank far more often than we do i'm convinced
They can have multiple orgasms and don't leave a massive mess to clean up. They are likely wankning none stop.
>>53296256
we already did that
janny's gasket was a supernova
>>53296256
Last time we did this I got a cheeky ban
>>53296279
well tbf she's surrounded by scots m8
Find it weird that girls masturbating is called "wanking"
Like when I hear "wanking" I think of rubbing a willy specifically
>>53296272
neil armstrong was a secret muslim and planted an ISIS flag on the moon in secret
this is in honour of mohammed splitting the moon in half that time
the more you know
>>53296272
UV light has bleached it to the point where it appears french
>>53296279
inb4 someone says 'Americans'. Literally wrote an essay about Yuri when I was in 7th grade
>>53296355
clitorises are vestigial willies
>>53296268
i don't think they count it as wanking like we do
willies take a bit more work. they can get battered around when they're flaccid.
but girls can get horny just from sitting down plus hormones during their cycle. if they've been like that since they were 9 or 13 it would just be normal.
that's why we think girls don't wank.
that's their secret
[spoiler]they're always wanking[/spoiler]
>>53296334
Kek
>>53296302
We must finish the job
>>53296303
Was well worth it tho
>mfw acid has taken me higher than astronaut
>>53296355
it can be rubbing fanny and also cheeky fingering
i have heard girls describe it as wanking though
Spastic
>>53296388
I mean like clasping your shaft and rubbing up and down along the length
Clits are just bellends tbqh
>>53296381
>going to a pinko school
disgusting
bet they didn't even make you take the pledge of allegiance either
Yuri Gagarin was assassinated in a plane "crash"
>>53296375
Mars, not the moon. There's actually several. In my lifetime they'll be a proper American flag there too. Well certainly hope so, desu. They might use that fucking dumb earth logo they came out with a few years ago
>>53296279
thats not what she said
Everyone knows who went to space first and who landed on the moon first
The point is more of a fuss was made for the moon landings and it's disproportionate considering the most difficult thing about landing on the moon is going into space. look at the number of times the rocket does an arch and falls straight back down lol
.>Guinness book of records doesn't count the first man in space as Yuri Gagarin as he bailed out of his spaceship and landed by parachute after re-entry.
How does how he landed have anything to do with being in space?
>>53296475
RUST
cold out
>>53296475
reminder that the first human on mars will most likely be a genderfluid furry muslim vegan disabled native american/pakistani mix
>>53296501
also this
>>53296508
dust, not rust
it's called oxidation for a reason
>>53296456
nah m8, There was ol' glory in every classroom. It was actually pretty redneck. One of the biggest events of the year was "drive your tractor to school day"
>>53296475
The mars mission will never happen. By the time you're half-way to launch another recession will hit and the whole project will be cancelled again.
>>53296548
>man on extraterrestrial body
>not relevant
bit reaching mate
>>53296548
Alri Sara
all of you are benders
>>53296548
it's been years since I saw this pic. back when /sci/ was arguing over a couple of girls
>tfw Britain is the only European country to smash a probe uncontrollably into mars.
>>53293566
>>53293578
Ehehe kyary
>>53296501
>the most difficult thing about going to the moon is getting into space
That's that easiest part you fuckwit. The hardest parts are leaving earth's gravitas pull, reaching the moon, orbiting the moon, landing on a smaller craft, walking around disconnected on the moon and then making in safely back on earth from another celestial body, none of which the sockets managed. Dumb fuck, actually think before you post
>>53296651
>replying to 1 hour old posts
kill yourself
>>53296548
at least we weren't such failures, desu
>>53296667
t. kerbal space program player
Going to the kyoani studio and shop today lads.
>you will never fuck your mate's hot younger sister whilst he's sleeping
>you will never get a blowie in the school toilets or a wankjob in double biology
>you will never shag kayleigh behind a bush in the park
>you will never get a blowie at the cinema after school
>you will never go drag racing in your suped up xr2i
>>53296682
woops posted the shit one
>>53296698
get me a gf whilst you are there lad
>>53296501
the apollo missions were an incredible technical feat
getting a shitty vostok into space is one thing
designing and operating a saturn V rocket in a few years and successfully landing on the moon 5 times, is far more impressive than anything the USSR did
USSR designed their own moon rocket and they all blew up on launchpad tests, one of the accidents killed most of their experts in one go
regional flags aren't working for me lads
>>53296756
yeah they are broken mate
A british person will NEVER walk on mars
>>53296756
haha classic twat
>>53296667
touching the moon is comparatively easy since it has no atmosphere.
russians already got to space so we knew it was possible. all that was left was for nasa to learn it and through enough money at it.
then it was a case of cia propaganda war taking over.
and the hardest part is getting back but no one ever says 'first man to make it back alive from the moon'
>>53296792
I will
>>53296700
looking back at my teen days i fucking hate that i didn't grow up a chav, missed so many trampy but fun moments
>>53296677
>replying to me
Good maaaaan
>>53296730
>No beagle 2 mention even as a failed mission
Shit chart
>>53296825
*throw
anime
>>53296929
is shit
>>53296929
smells
>>53296929
is her hair alive
>>53296929
horrrrrrid post
go to the naughty step
who /deadlines/ here
>>53296989
i will be dead
from all the lines of coke haha
>India still holds the title of lowest cost to send a mars orbiter.
Trust currys to fund a good bargain haha
can i have some (You)'s?
how many days without showering before you shouldn't do sex with someone?
>>53296954
>>53296957
delete this
>>53296975
odango bazooka
>>53296981
like this?
I miss Anna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DuCIGvsbMA
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH VIENNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Could an astronaut smuggle drugs into space?
ground control would be powerless if everyone on the ISS starting taking acid
>>53297026
Here you go lad
>>53297026
here (You) go
>>53297044
my cock smells like cheese after one day without showering
>>53297076
reckon that would be quite unsafe desu
>>53297094
what the fuck is wrong with you. takes maybe 3-4 for me
>>53297076
imagine having a bad trip or panic attack in space, fuckkk
>>53297076
I would definitely try if I was an astronaut to be honest
me and the gf
>>53297094
mine smells after an hour if i get it wet then pull my foreskin back over the head
>>53297124
dunno i just have a smelly penis
when your foreskin is covering your bellend all day, and your sweating and you've had a wank the night before it's bound to smell
>>53297132
would be best to save it for the space walk
>>53297076
i doubt they cavity search astronauts before lift off but maybe al qaeda have a new strategy that involves training astronauts instead of just pilots
>>53297191
>and your sweating and you've had a wank the night before
dont do that
>>53297199
what do you think drugs can actually do. you know it's not really transcendent or anything silly like that, right?
the other day i was getting drive thru from kfc and i was listening to metal and when i got to the window they were like "what the fuck is that" and laughed with the other employees and i couldnt tell if they were making fun of me then when they asked what i wanted to drink i said mountain dew and they laughed again.
im never going to kfc again
>>53297309
yeah I know that, but I've been completely out of my mind before, I imagine if I was on a space walk I might freak out a bit
Any south west lads here? If so, where?