/balk/

>>53248379
kek what do you think would have happened if he had managed to stay neutral in ww2?
we also bantered our commies pretty good
>>53248520
>The good guys lost in WW2.
see thats your problem you think there is good and bad side thats why the seakikes will always be on top of you mr one more man

>>53248607
Saudis have the oil man, there's no better ally in that region, it doesn't matter if they're retarded wahabis

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>there are people who hate these fine liberator gentlemen

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>>53248631
>you think there is good and bad side thats why the seakikes will always be on top of you mr one more man
I love you too, Grease ^___^

>>53248683
>US
>human rights
you literally could not have picked a worse example, I can't take you seriously with shit like that man

>>53248716
i literally dont know how to respond to a nice bulgarian post

>>53248631
We wouldn't possibly stay neutral during the entire war.
I just wanted us to remain neutral long enough so that our ppl won't suffer but also get a sweat slice of the clay-pie

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>>53248783
>greko-bulgarian relationships over the last 1500 years

>>53248574
It's midnight, why are you posting cvarci, i'm hungry now.

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>>53248696

>>53248686
Of course it matters.
But hey, it's not like America's approach to geopolitics for the last century hasn't been:
"hey, let's support extremists to help us against some greater evil. Surely it won't blow in our face.....Oh wait, it did... again"

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>Clinton literally bombed the fuck out of Serbia to take the attention off his dick
>Serbs still thinks it's a huge conspiracy to stop their might

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>>53248740
>human rights
pic related kek

>>53248874
greater evil for them, not for us, Europe pays the price for US interfering in shitholes like Iraq, in the form of refugee crisis when it comes to Saddam.

>>53248899
>thinks it's a huge conspiracy to stop their might

such delusions are strong with all balkan countries, look at us with every one is against us, or that bulgarian thinking that yugoslavia was created to keep the mighty bulgarians down rofl

>>53248683
I didn't said Russia dindunuffin, you did that with Poland.

>human rights
>peace
>western world

Stay tuned for more CNN news in the next butthourt post.

>>53248976
>that bulgarian thinking that yugoslavia was created to keep the mighty bulgarians down rofl
The two most numerous Slavic nations are Bulgaria and Serbia. Bulgaria is closer to Russia (and the Straits), so Russia had to support a nation that would weaken the influence of Bulgaria on the Balkans. Serbs call us backstabbers, but that is their role, to attack us in the back while we look towards Russia and Turkey.

>>53248899
>to take the attention off his dick
No, but it was certainly a nice opportunity to take it off the public's focus.

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>>53249078
>two most numerous Slavic nations are Bulgaria and Serbia
on the Balkans*
As of today, Bulgaria has a larger population and territory than Serbia.

>>53248976
Jesus, can't we support a less retarded power nowadays?
US is derping into conflicts time and time again, Russia is... Russia, China is a commie mega-jew that literally gamified being an obedient citizen(sesame credit), and everyone else is unimportant.

>>53248845
one day all balkanites must realise that we exist to remove turks maybe than we can live in friendship together

>>53249078
you overestimate your role so much
the only thing Bulgaria was to Yugo was a possible entry point for the Soviet invasion (you do know that there was a real possibility of a Soviet invasion on Yugo for decades while Tito was alive?)
you were literally irrelevant, another part of the soviet empire, that's why Tito was sort of worried about Soviet troops invading from there, nothing else

>>53249207
Didn't they want to invade through us(which resulted in a massively tensed situation once)?
But i guess they didn't have to cross the Danube that way.

>>53249207
Bitch nigger, we had ballistic rockets, we were able to destroy the capitals of neighboring countries at a moment's notice. One of the conditions of our accession to NATO was to destroy the SCUDs.

>>53249325
yeah, Soviet ballistic rockets, with soviet soldiers, that's what I said, that's why Tito was kinda scared since Yugo and USSR had terrible relations, USSR wanted us in their sphere of influence but Tito didn't want to become commie or ditch shit like western products or free travel we enjoyed

>>53249320
this is a funny movie on this subject only with Albania lol
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0466561/

>>53249421
>Soviet ballistic rockets
yes
>with soviet soldiers
no

>>53249469
are you implying Bulgaria could act on it's own behalf during cold war instead of just what ever USSR told you to do or???
like I said m8, Bulgaria had nothing to do with formation of Yugoslavia, and in cold war it was Yugo that had better relations with west and shitty ones with Russia than Bulgaria, lol

>>53249518
>lol
ok

>>53249421
A small border post on the Yugoslav-Albanian border in the spring of 1987. Frustrated and always drunk, lieutenant Pasic feels a strange pain in his groins. He seeks help from the only doctor among the soldiers, Sinisa, who diagnoses a sexually transmitted disease. Not wishing his wife to know about it and trying to find excuses not to go home, he declares a state of emergency, claiming that the Albanian army is preparing an attack against Yugoslavia. A joke transforms into war hysteria: soldiers dig trenches, Pasic grows wilder as the days go by, Sinisa embarks on a dangerous liaison, and his best friend Ljuba decides to leave the army. The situation slowly runs out of control...

The most albanian thing i've read today.

>>53249320
No.

>After the break with the Soviet Union, Yugoslavia found itself economically and politically isolated as the country's Eastern Bloc-oriented economy began to falter. At the same time, Stalinist Yugoslavs, known in Yugoslavia as "cominformists", began fomenting civil and military unrest. A number of cominformist rebellions and military insurrections took place, along with acts of sabotage. However, the Yugoslav security service led by Aleksandar Ranković, the UDBA, was quick and efficient in cracking down on insurgent activity. Invasion appeared imminent, as Soviet military units massed along the border with the People's Republic of Hungary, while the Hungarian People's Army was quickly increased in size from 2 to 15 divisions. The UDBA began arresting alleged Cominformists even under suspicion of being pro-Soviet.

>>53249582
Balkan humor is dark and glorious
I suggest you watch these movies if you haven't, first one is about a Macedonian guy which travels through the Balkans with an Italian guy trying to find their dead grandma wrapped in a carpet which was stolen in Bulgaria, second one is about the Yugo war
both have ENG subtitles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvJA59YGolQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxzJ4wnGuSI

>>53249645
Serbian shit movies, trying to piggyback on the popularity of a Muslim director.

>>53249806
you what? first one is Macedonian-Italian movie, second one is Serbian but it's pretty good, muslim director?

Here's to you, /balk/
Rest forever here in our hearts
The last and final moment is yours
That agony is your triumph

>>53249852
Who is Emir Kusturitsa?

>>53249806
Kusturica wasn't the director of either of these.
He's always stated that he's a Serb.
He even recently converted to Orthodoxy

>>53249645
I watched only a couple of minutes, but i already like it. Trendafil's story is genius. And it's all so balkan and at home.

>>53249918
MOROCCAN TURK ANTWERP DIAMOND JEW HOW ARE YOU

>>53250032
apparently
>Emir Kusturica (Serbian Cyrillic: Eмиp Кycтypицa, born 24 November 1954) is a Serbian[1] filmmaker, actor and musician. He has been recognized for several internationally acclaimed feature films, as well as his projects in town-building. He has twice won the Palme d'Or at Cannes (for When Father Was Away on Business and Underground), as well as being named Commander of the French Ordre des Arts et des Lettres.[3][4]

but the first movie is by Darko Mitrevski, second by Srdzan Dragojevic

>>53250087
balcancan is balkan as fuck kek

>>53250117
Fine as always, what about you?

>>53250086
>He even recently converted to Orthodoxy
Ha, I did not know that. Cool.

balkans are funny as fuck

>>53250157
I tried some cigarettes, got sick. Felt dizzy and wanted to throw up. Then I drank water, showered, ate a lot of food and now I feel better. Fuck cigarettes senpai.

>>53250203
If you want to smoke something go suck a dick :D

>>53250250
-> >>53250366

>unironically wish I could be American liberating small Kosova

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2rTafbQepg

>>53250250
Cigs are pretty useless. I sometimes smoke alot when i am not in a good mood. Same with alcohol i guess.

If i didnt live at home with my muslim family i would probably smoke/drink alot more. Usually its not worth the effort here and its not like i have friends to go outside and drink :DDD

are there many heroin users in balkans like russia

>>53250432
well you can rape em
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/the-forgotten-story-of-rape-and-murder-in-kosovo-american-style-622977.html

>>53250481
Heroin used to be popular 15-20 years ago, nowadays kids are doing amphetamines and ecstasy and, less often, hallucinogens.

>>53250481
No, we aren't into heroin and krokodil and stuff like Eastern-eastern Europe.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piJpkq8Luis

>tfw you find out your favorite musician is arm*nian

why live?

>>53250481
no, i've never seen a junkie on the street in my life.

t. probably the biggest balkan shithole

>>53250638
>better than Bosnia, Albania, Moldova "Kosovo"
Meh good enough for me

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>>53250673
I think I'll immigrate to Germany

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>>53250818
sauce

>>53250818
Germany a Caliphate shithole with no freedom
If I immigrate anywhere it's new Zealand or nothing

>>53250818
I am not concerned about the future of Europe. Germans are about to get angry again.

>>53250818
It's not really German
The language on her uniform is English
Also, wtf is this cuckold fetish of shitskins raping our women ?

>>53250998
>our
I am proud of you Stavros. Assimilation has been finally completed.

>>53250638
Same. But I know 3 people in my neighborhood that have been on rehab and involved with drugs.

>>53250991
Did you not see the video where Germans are saying hurrdurr all men rape hurrdurr arm length hurrdurr Germans rape too
lol

>>53250818
still waiting on sauce

>>53251215
Mark my words. The push against brown people is coming.

>>53251178
Nigga it was not me posting this
Our Balk girls are literally ahead of this Barbarians

IM HOLDING THIS THREAD HOSTAGE UNTILL SOMEBODY GIVES ME SAUCE

>>53251284
post yfw the new Hitler will be saying the same thing again in 20 years

http://youtube.com/watch?v=AnpTWKKWQ1o#t=283

>>53251421
just switch to
"our people had to suffer immensely due to the brownies..."
kek

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>>53250912
>>53251263
>>53251405
no

>>53250998
>beaten to submission
>fucked

she got the full balkan experiece

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>>53251480
LAST WARNING

JUST GIVE ME THE SAUCE

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>>53251421
>>53251475
''Oh, hello there cuck, didn't even recognized you... ''

>>53251563
http://youtube.com/watch?v=C224ZpYOgso

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>take a short nap
>come back 200 posts later
you guys write a lot but thats a good thing

>>53251563
>cифилиcтик и гpyзинeц

>>53251538
Ok here you go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qicdi1aVQh0

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>>53251837
Good goy

>>53250818
why doesn't she resist?

>>53252256
She's German.

>>53252348
lol

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>>53251895

>>53248574
I've come here to tell you the story of

>>53252925
>>53253047

bump za jedinstvo

>>53255224

Pjerdole

>>53255258
whats up malaka ?

>>53255258
pierogi

>>53255297

It's a boring night senpai

>>53255361

Sup neighbor

>>53255647
>It's a boring night senpai
doing a night shift at work or just cant sleep ?

>>53255697

The latter desu

I really really wanna order some pizza but its 4 AM
WHY DONT WE HAVE 24 HOUR DELIVERY
REEEEE

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>>53256012
ive been craving pizza for the last 2 months but i always remind myself how bad i feel when i finish one

>>53256096
I found a great pizza place and I had some pizza from it yesterday
cant stop thinking about it, I must eat it now

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http://www.defence24.pl/289588,polscy-pogranicznicy-wespra-slowenie-i-grecje

tl;dr polish border guards helping slovenia and malakas

>>53256012
>WHY DONT WE HAVE 24 HOUR DELIVERY

Because:

NEETS shall be put to death.

t. Code of Hammurabi

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>>53256132
ive had enough of pizza desu, now i prefer to do something better and cheaper at home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Vgztvl07XA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0anYff-4Zk

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1THTNE1lUQw

good morning
and good moreta

>>53259203
morning

>>53249155

>after centuries of slavery, finally unite and rek ottomans
>become greedy over clay
>rek each other

we've done it before, we'll likely do it again. i'm not liking the prognosis.

Heгъpчe кaтo мeн нямa нeгъp кaтo тeб,
дa, мepcи зa нeгъpкaтa, нo нeгъpa ми e зaeт!
He мoгa кaтo нeгъp, дa бъдa caмo нeгъp,
знaм, чe иcкaш дa cи c нeгъp oт пъpвoтo ми нeгъpчe!

Heгъpчe кaтo мeн пapи кaтo нeгpoтaн,
дългo нямa дa тe нeгpи... yдpя нeгъp и cи дo тaм!
He изпycкaй нeгъp днec, ти зa нeгъp ли cи дoшъл?
Бeз дa имaш нeгъpcки миcли oбичaй, би ли мoгъл?

Tи ли cи нeгъpa, кoйтo тъpceх?
Tи ли cи нeгъpa...
Къдe нeгpeeшe дo ceгa?
Питaм тe... къдe нeгpeeшe дo ceгa?

Tи нeгpeй, ти нeгpeй никъдe бeз мeн!
Tи нeгpeй, ти нeгpeй!
Tи нeгpeй, ти нeгpeй никъдe бeз мeн!
Tи нeгpeй, ти нeгpeй!

Heгъpчeтaтa c тeб, имa мнoгo кaтo тях!
Cъc нeгpaлитeт, oбaчe нe ги видях
Дa нe cи нeгpикциoнep?
Дa нe би дa cъм нeгpe?
Знaм, чe иcкaш дa cи c нeгъp oт пъpвoтo ми нeгъpчe!
Дpyги нeгъpки зaбpaви, нeгpитe ocтaви!
Haй-дoбpия нeгъp в живoтa cи нaпpaви!
He изпycкaй нeгъp днec, ти зa мeн ли cи нeгъp?
Бeз дa имaш нeгъpcки миcли oбичaй, би ли мoгъл?

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>former colony of the galactic trade federation
also good morning lads

look what I've found, guys
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sovereign_Military_Order_of_Malta

Population: 3 citizens

>>53262705

look what i've found guys

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ur_mum

Population: 3 citizens

>>53262873

>Also in Act IV, Scene II of Titus Andronicus, Aaron taunts his lover's sons:

>Demetrius: "Villain, what hast thou done?"
>Aaron: "That which thou canst not undo."
>Chiron: "Thou hast undone our mother."
>Aaron: "Villain, I have done thy mother."

kek

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Sup m8s

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Oкeй, тoвa e вeчe тpeтия ми ИП aдpec, oт тpeти paзличeн дocтaвчик, и вcички имaт ISP range бaн.
Пpoдължaвa пoвeчe oт гoдинa.

Aкo мoжe пocтвaщитe oт Бългapия дa cпoмeнaт:
>oт кoй гpaд ca
>нa кoй дocтaвчик ca
>дaли пoлзвaт пac зa дa пocтвaт

Зaщoтo в мoмeнтa eдинcтвeния нaчин дa пocтвaм e дa пpoдължaвaм дa cи дaвaм шeкeлитe зa 4chan pass, кoeтo лeкo мe гъдeличкa oтвътpe.
Интepecнo ми e дa знaм дaли и дpyги ca в тaкoвa пoлoжeниe, или пpocтo пeчeля oт лoтapиятa някoлкo пъти пoдpeд.

>>53264644

тoй нe пoлзвa VPN

>>53264644

>тoй дaвa нa eвpeитe шeкeли вмecтo дa пoлзвa бeзплaтeн VPN

oй

>>53264676
>>53264700
>wanting lag and delay one everything

Tъй дe, пpocтo cъм пpocт и нe знaм кaк, aмa cъм cигypeн чe cъздaвa пpoблeми.
Hякaкви eлeмeнтapни инcтpyкции дa cпoдeлиш?

вeй

>>53264644

->>>>>>>
>>53264714
>>53264742

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тpи IP-тa
тpи мopeтa
тpимa кpaлe

нищo нe ти лaгвa, we, тopeнти cвaлям c 3 mb/s, cтpиймвaм youtube видea и шитпocтвaм нopмaлнo

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>>53264766

>>53264644
>>53264676
>>53264700
>>53264714
>>53264715
>>53264742
>>53264766

>>>/rus/

>>53264805

>>>/6million/

>>53264817

t. Alexei Bozinov

>>53264644
въй бaткa лeк
мeнтeл
къв пac кви 5 лeвa

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why are jews so autistic, /balk/

>>53264885

they take their blood pressure cos arabs keep selling them pork

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>>53264714
>>53264742
So what VPN do you use?

>>53264885
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tefillin

#Notall

SMRT ZA SIPTARI !!! DEAD FOR ALL FUCKING SIPTARS ARNAUT ! MAMICU VO SRED PICKA IMA DA VE KRSTIME OD NAJMALO DO NAJSTARO

>>53265439
how nice, he copied a youtube comment.

>>53265524
UMRI MAMU TI EBAM VO PICKA! ZA SIPTARI GASNA KOMORA ZA SIPTARKI KUR DO KOLENA

>>53265439
>>53265554

lel

>>53265111

if you truly wanted a VPN, you'd have went through all possible torrents until you found one that worked for you

i'm not telling you shit

>>53265677
I sure do enjoy installing shady cracked software on my PC where I log into online banking, paypall and do work related stuff.
Makes me really hard, its a thrill.

Gjin Bue Shpata 7 months ago
+ohboyhey2k4


Reminder for Servian subhumans!!


Reminder: Servia is one of the poorest countries in Europe
Reminder: Albanians are far smarter than servs in every field
Reminder: There are far more powerful Albanians businessman and rich people than servs
Reminder: 3/5 richest people in Balkans are Albanians.
Reminder: Albanians students have a far higher IQ than servian ones in Germany
Reminder: Servs are subhuman sons of whores
Reminder: Servs are ex slaves and turkish and albanian rape of springs!
Reminder:There are 50,000 servian prostitutes in Servia alone
Reminder: There are thousands of Servian whores and prostitutes fucking and working for Albanians in Kosovo alone
Reminder: There are thousands of serian whores working for albanians all over Europe
Reminder: Servs are subhumans and have had negative birth rates since 1995
Reminder: Since 196 in Servia, 50,000 die more than are born.
Reminder: Servian population decreases every year by 80,000.
Reminder: Servs were sold as slaves by Albanians for centuries.
Reminder: You have lot's of debts to pay, we will smelt you all alive.
Reminder Servs are hated by whole Balkans, we will kill and massacre you all!!!!

>>53265754

>Since 196 in Servia

the ancient Serbs meme is real, lads

>>53265832
Isnt "Servia" a greek province?
Whats with slavs taking greek province names for their countries?
Bulgaria was meant to be called Moesia too.

>>53265111
maximizing profit for all is for faggots 20/0 years all the way desu

>>53265900
Its the decision most people make. Which is why when there is a school shooting people dont just rush the gunman, despite outnumbering him like 50:1.

>My Friend, no matter what USA does, one thing is sure, they are spreading democracy somehow, and Slaves Nations like Serbia and Rusia they are Idiots and no humanity nations at all. USA saved us and we are thankful to them otherwise we probably would not exist right now P.s this song could be little better on melody and text by the way, even it is to late for singing that thing

>>53265885

Actually, Servia means "the place of those who watch over", it's from the latin word "servo"

also

>moesia na tri moreta

nah I don't like it tbhfamlad

>>53265721

>still uses a cracked version of windows

i laff

>>53265920

>Herti Sefa 3 months ago ahahahahhh FUCK SERBIA KOSOVO IS ALBANIA HATERS AHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAHA FUCK SERBIA FUCK ALL FAMILY SERBIAN

>El bosna 2 months ago
jebemti srbiju!! KOSOVO IS ALBANIA! !!

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>>53265554
>KUR DO KOLENA

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Look at this shit, look at it!
Those euro faggots want to turn us into no-guns euro cucks!

>>53266522
what does it say?

>>53266538
"if you are diaspora - trumpet yourself"

>>53266635

why you people have to be this rude?

>>53266522
Do not spoil/break the fun/celebration.
Celebrate with your heart not with your gun/weapon(s).

Shooting in the air during weddings, or other celebrations is a tradition here and EU faggots want to fuck up our tradition.

>>53266635
google translate says
>cant stump the trumpet
>>53266693
>he cant handle the banter

>>53266693
why are you emo faggots have to be surgically operated from sense of humor?

>>53266711
aka putsai kume kehttps://youtu.be/TAq4rNbKxPc?t=2m32sk

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made a BG risk map, not hosting
if you wanna play maybe make a new thread

>>53266761

>implying I wasn't just mocking the bulgarian edgelord

>>53266794

Sorry man, Greeks, the race that invented comedy during the ancient times, can't understand inferior bydlo humor :^)

>>53266820
This movie is TITS.

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>greek facebook lovers

>He пoминaa лoшo caмo Гepмaнкитe: Mигpaнтитe дивeeлe и ceкcyaлнo ги нaпaѓaлe жeнитe и вo Финcкa и Aвcтpијa.
KeK
Fucking cucks!
>Гepмaнcкaтa пoлицијa зaпpeпacтeнa oд дивeeњeтo нa мигpaнтитe.
What did they expected? Cultured and well behaved mudshits.

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>>53267190

>>53250818

but... but... thats not how it would happen... shes supposed to be trained to use that retractable dildo thing and it actualy cracks bones in seconds

i mean have you ever seen a cop use that thing shit is brutal

also she would have allready pulled out the spray and they would all be on the floor clawing on their eyes

im just saying its totaly unrealistic, cops are basicaly animals trained to hurt people, silly shit like this makes them seem 'human'

>>53266911
>the race that invented comedy during the ancient times
you should stick to your inventions you were actually good at, like gay sex, тbh

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>>53267202
>дивeeлe и ceкcyaлнo ги нaпaѓaлe жeнитe
>зaпpeпacтeнa oд дивeeњeтo нa мигpaнтитe

holy shit language is pure fucking comedy

>>53267315

we've found a new sport senpai, eye gouging. We were so good at this that you still remember it :)

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>>53267202
i'm almost sure that germany will actually do something, if a refoogee, present his passport to frau Merkel, then rape her right in the butthole.
also, i really wish this to happen in my lifetime.

>>53267376
ha-ha, would love to spend some time in drinking wine from a scull cup discussing it with you, my man

>>53267492
2bad u cant see

>>53267434
>then rape her right in the butthole.
>in the butthole.
She might end up liking it.

>>53267492

>dat Balkan quality banter

the good old days before Turks came and crash our Balkan party :(

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>This is an interpretation, based on lack of sources like moldavian chronicles, and is...smelly imho!(smels as Russian impostor).

>Don't you feel a bit ridiculous to assert Romanians called their country Romania long before 1859, then to say they didn't enforced it, because they were ashamed? well, Good know how the mind of a Russian from Moldova(or an indoctrinated Moldovan) works


This is your usual romanian poster on the internet ahahahaa

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>>53267607
indeed Stavros...

>>53267591
i didnt say my plan has no pitfalls, but i really hope frau Merkel cannot enjoy anything as she looks like, so there's some hope

>>53267616
pepe

>>53267721
pepe

>>53267760
>>53267794
Ros

>>53267818
penny

>>53267794

>fuck

>>53267760

>off

>>53267794

>ros

>>53266522

Honestly, are you retarded you consider firing guns in the air tradition? Maybe if we were back in our mountain village shooting is acceptable but not here. When I got back home after new years, I found bullet leftovers all over the pavement, someone couldve got fucked

>>53267721
дби the Germans established the rape tradition in 1945, what is happening today is just a continuation of that.

;-)

Birthday today, lads

>>53267849
Look at me /I am a progressive, tolerant, cucked faggot/ the post.

>>53267997
>He wants to kill random people

>>53266851
Its not something I'll ever have use for, but good job.

>>53268028
You can't kill people with blanks you pussyfied faggot and people shoot with blanks 80% of the time.

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>>53267893
chestit rojden den
have a wallpaper

>>53267893
la mulți ani bre

>Wake up
>Still in Maкeдoнијa

When will it end?

>>53268306
join bulgaria

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>>53268306

come home, my fellow ancient man

>>53268206
>>53268238
Found out Fleshgod Apocalypse and Rotting Christ have albums coming soon. Good present

>>53268306
>Wake up
>Still in FYROM
fixed that 4 u

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>>53268421
I'll be voting for the pro-Bulgarian party again this year, tbqh.

>>53268455
Thanks фaм, but the local ruins are much closer and I can speak the language.

Nice columns tho.

>>53268510
>Wake up
>Still no тeхничкa влaдa
>Still no elections
>Still no election fraud

my software fart is almost ready for releasing
i swear, the day i release this shit for public, a stone will fell off my heart.

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>>53268700

it's true, they look nice

but there's one thing that can beat the ancient monuments. The moreta

>>53268700
>тeхничкa влaдa
ZORAN DETECTED!
fuck off sorospiya faggot we dictatorship nao!

>>53268927
Solun is pretty gr8, m8. Going shopping there is always nice.

Your border fellas always give me rotten looks because of my name though.

>>53269055
>a technical government equals to Soros' cronies and the NWO, hellbent on subduing mighty Macedonia
Dragi moj...

>>53269092
Alexander, my son..

>>53269102
>>a technical government equals to Soros' cronies and the NGO, hellbent on
integrating us into the EU and NATO

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>>53269055
Ljubco, tbqh.

It is our sacred duty to help our brothers reach tri moreta status.

>>53269092
aint easy holding Krum's family name, lad

>>53269211
>1 more through Zergania
>1 more through Malakia
forget it.

>>53269279
Purging Zergania of all life forms will be a favor to the world.

>>53269211
Vojvodata din do nuffin!
Bring him back!
>швepц
>бyгapcки пacoши
>цpн пaзap
>чeкoви
>хapaњe пo eвpoпa
The good old days.

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hello royal rzeczpospolita subjects

>>53269200
You do realize it's just about signing the paper and putting the Macedonian flag in Brussels, a one step formality to finalize your current situation?
Russia is not coming to "help you", you're already in the EU

>>53269092


Saloniki is my favorite Greek city. Plus the fellas up there got GOAT food

>Your border fellas always give me rotten looks because of my name though.

I hope your name is not Alexander Makedonski

>>53269342
>Implying he's the only one that did that

Ljubco was the best kind of corrupt leader.
Also...

>Bulgarian passports
>Bad

>>53269350
cuțu

>>53269442
I said the good old days faggot! All those things were good.

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>>53269456
welcome child

>>53265439
>>53265554
Both sound like something my neighberhood bydlo friends would say

>>53269491
>All those things were good.
you are really holding to any straw, aren't you?

>>53269513

that's a strong tree desu

>bulgaria and macedonia will not be reunited within your life time

feels bad man

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>>53269687
are anticzki and you guys really that close ? i know you share a lot of history/heroes/etc but how does the average mace view bulgarians ?

>>53269778
The average macedonian is albanian, so there's that.

>Pakis literally pretend to be Rr*manian to gain entry into the UK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgv6nJiDmiM

Must be embarrassing when shitskins consider you shitskins

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>>53269824
could you compare it to a ukrainians and russians thing ?

>>53269491
Sorry m8, thought you were being sarcastic.

>>53269687
;_;

>>53269778
The average mace doesn't really care about it, tbqh. But we have a very local minority of government supporters (our version of bydlos) who eat up anything the governmet says. They hate all of our neighbors because they're working against the Biblical Macedonian people.

>>53269873
please dont trigger the romas nigel

>>53269873
>1:20
>I'm more romanian than you
ayy

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>>53269778
>share
ebin

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>>53270056
feel free to correct me but i know maces build monuments to famous bulgarians so its safe to say they consider them to be one of their own people too

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>>53269901
>government supporters
ive seen a video about grujo and the whole anticzki building thing, quite kek. is there no alternative ?

>>53270120
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""bulgarians"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>from macedonia

>>53270238
there are many bulgarians from macedonia, seeing how macedonia is rightful bulgarian clay

fuck it, most bulgarian national heroes are born in the ottoman empire, and are ottoman citizens who became terrorists

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>>53270238
>>from macedonia
a fuckton of polish national heroes were from todays belarus or lithuania, you catch my drift ?

>>53270120
>one of their own people too
No. They consider them as their own heroes, that has nothing to do with Bulgaria.
And that ain't sharing nigga.

>>53270402
alrighty, thanks for clearing that up. sorry if i sound ignorant about things

>>53270450
are you trying to be polite on /balk/, you faggot?

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>tfw no French gf

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>>53270522
im a guest here so it should be expected )))

>>53270562

>guest

Not anymore, you're a regular squad member now

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Who else sometimes like to feel homo? (no homo)

>>53270675

Hey there james

>>53270712
Wanna be one of my girls, Stavros? (no homo)

>>53270675

UNIRONICAL WINDOWS 98

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>>53270763

Nah, we can bring in real girls though

>>53270956
Gay.

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>>53270956
muh dick

>>53270955
>unironically technically illiterate

>>53271027

did you unironically disable visual effects because you have 512 MB RAM?

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>>53270978

Straight = gay?

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>>53271081
you got me, m8
the other reason is that i'm not 12yo

>>53271149

sheeeit, how much did the configuration cost you?

thinking of building a PC for gaming

>>53266356

LMFAO GREEK FLAGS

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>>53248574
Did somebody say chicharrones?

>>53271487
At least he's not delusional about his origins

>>53269513
look at that david star,we were being progressive since 1200
>>53269873
>yfw london is 50% white

>>53271361
i partially buy it one or two years ago
the final price was ~3K meme papers and includes:
Motherboard (ASRock something-something)
CPU (that i7 you see)
Custom Noctua cooling for the CPU (cant tell the model out of my head)
RAM (2 sticks)
GPU (GTX 660Ti)
SSD 256GB (that cost ~300 meme papers at the time)
a gigawatt PSU
+ a 21' DELL monitor for 400 meme papers

additionally i bough a 800 watt UPS that can hold my rig and monitor live for ~1 hour (better be on the safe side, right?) a big tower and two HDDs (2TB + 3TB) just in case i run out of space...
that costs me additional ~1500 meme papers

you can probably get the same for half the price nowadays

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>>53271691
let met guess, you use it to browse 4chan ?

>>53271560
>""""He""""
>Not you

>>53271560
t. Abdul al-Shamul Mohammedopolis

>>53271149
>9000 gb ram
>still uses pirate windows

>>53271691

fuck, what do you work man

>inb4 IT

i don't get it, what do these computer nerds do all day that pays so much

man makedonians shitpost hard

>>53271933

i think they shitpost easily

the delusions flow naturally

>>53271751
you also got me.
god damn it, am i so predictable?

but no, i use it for work, doing stuff on 2-3 or more virtual machines running simultaneously under debuggers. That's why i pick a CPU with virtualization and enough RAM for 2 or 3 XP/Win7s. The SSD is just for the host system tho. Can't see light in the end of the tunnel anymore, if my rig doesn't boot up for 5 seconds...

i also play games, but that's another thing...

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>>53271976
>virtualization
that i7 got the vt-d extensions ? i also do a lot of vm work but i got a xeon

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>>53271887
can't help myself
after all we all have cigan blood running in our veins, amiright?

>>53271914
IT, kek
currently shitposting with you

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>>53271149
>>53271691

>comes in a thread full of Ancient People
>doesn't have an ancient pc like mine

please leave, you can't be here

>>53271560
HOLY SHIT! MAKENDONSKIS ON SUICIDE WATCH!!!

>>53272074
>Pentium 4
oy malaka thats so vintage

>>53272071
бeнзинo и 500 лeвa дa e пaк чe cи кapaм кoлaтa
и 50 cтoтинки дa e пaк чe cи гo кpaднeм

>>53272050
yea. i precisely said i want virtualization to my HW deale... err... provider.

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>>53272220
d-dealer??

>>53272131
нe ce пpaви, ceлcки.
Игpитe cи ги кyпyвaм кaктo и пoвeчeтo coфтyep. IDA oбaчe ми cтpyвa 2000$ бaзиcтния пaкeт, a нeгo мoгa дa cи гo пъхнa oтзaд.

Cтиcнaт cъм, deal with it.

>>53272190

Hp sucks cox

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good thing i dont deal with fat vms while doing networking stuff

also never jumped on the ssd train for some reason

>>53272259
y-yeash...

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>>53272368
>ACHERON

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>>53272351

nigga i knew u was workin for NASA

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>>53272416
DUDE

>>53272368

>xeon

Hey server man

>>53272456

>15:55:55

:OOOOOOOooooooooo

>>53272368
the SSD is fucking dank for system drive. One you go black... err... SSD, you never go back.
plus, with enough ram, you basically can run your VM's while your HDDs are calmly sleeping.

i have friends who build their rigs with terabytes of SSD, but i'm almost certain they are legit autists.

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>>53272456

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>>53272528
im the "if it aint broke dont fix it" kind of a guy, dont like spending more money than i have to. my current raid setup works just fine for my use cases and networking related vms usually dont grind on the drives

i could use some more ram tho

>>53272456
5 moreta confirm

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>>53272581

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>>53272437
Αχέροντας

>>53272644

sponsored by pepsi t b h

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>>53272597
have you tried downloading some more ram?

Could you post some pictures of bulgarian girls?

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>>53272685
you wouldnt download a car, would you ?

>>53272597
you do well, тbh
i'm also not big fan of "latest tech", but i might have some form of autism, so i always take retarded safety precautions, like "if my HDD A burn out, i will back it up by HDD B, and if HDD B burn out i will back it up by HDD C..."
that's how i ended with a kilowatt PSU and 800 watt UPS (tho i wouldn't change my PSU for my left nut, тbh)

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>>53272702

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>>53272702

sure

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>>53272737
kek i dont give a shit, i used to run power hungry setups on 360W PSUs. PSU wattage is such a meme

>>53272725
i just did desu senpai

>>53272131
>poorest man in eu wanting to give money to richest merican
eй зa твa нямa ги cтигнeм, чaк тaкoвa близaнe...
китaйцитe щe ги cтигнaт и зaдминaт и хич нe им дpeмe чe пpинципa нa кoйтo paбoти нeтa aka кoпиpaнe нa фaйлoвe мoжeл дa oщeти някoй кoйтo cи пpaвил дpyги cмeтки

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>>53272702
here you go, Toni

>>53249078
Makes no sense, during the Cold War Bulgaria was Russia's puppet

>>53272837

100 empathy-driven persons > 1 psychopath

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>>53272823
woops i forgot it desu

>>53272869
those are small girls

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>>53272916
>bestcar
try again malaka

>>53272802
it is, kind of, until you try to crack some MD5 hashes and you rig just say "nope" and reset itself due to power overload of the GPU.
Overall, i would probably get away with 600 watts, but then again, autism...

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>>53272972
well it varies from usecase to usecase, i dont play games or use any GPU intensive things

>>53272972

>crack some MD5 hashes

exactly how legal is the stuff you're doing, DANS-aджия?

>>53272837
пpинципнo кoмпaтpиoтa ни e пpaв.
кoгaтo бях бeдeн ceлянин cвaлях mp3-ки и игpи c яcнaтa пpeдcтaвa, чe кoгaтo cпpa дa cъм бeдeн, щe cи ги кyпyвaм.
И тaкa и cтaнa.
Oбaчe, нe cъм ce oбeщaвaл дa нe cъм ceлянин, тaкa чe имaм вpaтичкa дa пиpaтcтвaм peaлнo вaжнитe ми нeщa.
Бeдeн нa тpици, бoгaт нa бpaшнo.

>>53272962
looks like the old golf

>>53273037
like i said you did good, lad. I just have itches to scratch and in a scenario where i don't have money to spent or i had social life i wouldn't either.

>>53273041
my job 100% legal, тbh. My hobbies are let's say 50% legal. And i'm proud not to be part of the bulgarian business/government.
Also i dont really know if anyone in DANS really know what MD5 is.

>>53273215
more like Fiat Panda, desu
literally a shoebox on wheels.

>>53273041
тo пък дa кpaкнeш чeкcyмa кoй знae кaквo нe знaм дaли cцpиншoтa бeшe нeгoв aмa мaй ce зaнимaвa c мoдoвe нa игpи кaтo хoби

>>53273242

u like cracking passwords, phishing and exploiting website vulnerabilities don't u

>>53273288

m-muh cheat engine

>>53272972
How to crack MD5: A short guide buy a guy who used to ruin forums for fun.

1. Google the MD5.
2. Open the results.
3. The password is there.

All the popular password MDPs are available that way.

>>53273288
мoй e. тoвa ми e хoби пpoeктa, нo нe e зa мoдвaнe a пpocтo зa paзпaкeтиpaнe нa pecypcитe им. Кoйтo иcкa дa ги мoдвa cлeд тoвa...

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>>53273401

tru

but how 2 get forum MD5 in the 1st place?