Culture Pals - /cp/

To the German asking for ladsm8s
THIS IS HIS PROFILE

/nederdraad

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Well I guess it's official and /cp/ is ded ;_;

>>53207297
I-is Boris back? Or is someone using his pictures?

>>53208640
All yuros are asleep atm and I'm not much of an interesting poster, sorry :'(

>>53208698
It is him but he doesn't actually come here anymore. A German just asked about him on the old thread and I told him about ot on whatsapp. He said I should post his profile because of what the German guy said only.

>>53209264
That's ok I'll keep the thread alive until yuros wake up

>>53209264
>It is him but he doesn't actually come here anymore
Why doesn't he come here anymore and still go on interpals?

>>53209771
Maybe the discussion here just kinda got stale or something.
Tbh there just aren't enough new people, so a lot of folk are either getting bored, sticking with one q.t, or leaving.

>>53209800
This. Ideally this isn't the sort of general you hang around for ages. Yet here we are.

>>53209800
>Maybe the discussion here just kinda got stale or something
That's true
You're right about that other stuff as well and I really don't know why I keep coming to these threads especially lately since they're so boring and ded.

>>53209481
Thanks lad
>bump

>Captcha: Choose pics of pie
Only one pie there, the other thing I chose was a pizza then..it worked..

>>53209836
I've been here from the start though I don't know how much longer I'll be sticking around for.
>>53209870
No probs brah

I've had a captcha like that before too. Or the ones where it says select a kayak and there's only one ad the other is either a surf board or a paddle board. Triggered desu

>>53209859
>>53209836
I don't even use interpals anymore. I just come here out of habit and it join in if people are already saying interesting things. I have my qts but I haven't felt like sharing much recently.

Although one is visiting my city on Friday. Asked if she'd like if I met her at the airport to take her to the hostel. But she said she'd be alright on her own so I'll just take that as a sign to back off really.

>>53206682
>yfw that's my pasta
I was drunk when I came up with it

What do you guys think of American qts on interpals? Anyone here had any success with them?

>>53209988
I've been talking to one for a long time, but then got cucked out of nowhere. But what I've noticed about American qts is that they have a tendency to be weird.

>>53209951
I don't use IP anymore either, and I've had the same qt for a year who I've meet irl and she's basically my gf without officially being my gf.

I keep coming to these threads because the autism is off the charts some days

>>53210064
>I keep coming to these threads because the autism is off the charts some days
Lmao that's the only reason I've stuck around for so long

>>53210041
It's because they're actually men Mitya

>>53209988
Spoke to a couple. One was really into history and we spoke about that mainly. But since I stopped going on the site I haven't replied in months.

Another one is pretty cool. I mean she's bisexual, and a bit lefty politics wise as you can expect. But it never really comes up and she keeps the conversation interesting. We've shared lewds and she's coming to meet me in the spring.

>>53210064
That's kinda what I like to stay here too. Some message chains you see are just too hilarious to leave.

>>53210041
Weird in what way? I'm just curious.

>>53210154
Some of them behave like teenagers despite being 24-26 (like, talking about cutting themselves, and all this silly stuff). Lots of them as SJWs, even though I don't like using this term. Like, it's okay if you support it, but making your whole profile cluttered with "I SUPPORT LGBT COMMUNITY" in different forms sounds weird. One of them tried to get money from me to open her bakery. One claimed to be an Egyptian pagan. And the list goes on. I'm starting to think maybe I'm just too conservative.

>>53210256
Jesus Christ.....

>>53210304
>>53210256
Sounds about right Tbh

>>53209800
This. It's kinda filled with normal people who have some form of life.

I like to drop by and lurk and post sometimes.

Anyways guys,
>tfw conservative English qt
Feels rare desu

>>53210256
Ugh....

I haven't really talked to many other American grills on there just because a lot of them seem kind of boring, but I didn't know there were so many who were that bad.

>>53210536
>I didn't know Americans are that bad
We live in one of the most degenerate countries bro, let's be realistic

>>53210536
>because a lot of them seem kind of boring
That's the same reason I never bothered with them though I have been talking to one every so often from Pittsburgh that isn't bad at all.

i'm back! what did i miss? i was gone for a month or so

>>53210573
>>53210566
>>53210536
>Boring

Tbh the ones I've talked to have been very interesting. The one who'll visit me doesn't really ask the normal small talk stuff, more like with interesting questions, moral dilemmas and that sort of thing. And a lot of sex talk.

>>53210641
Tao san. Did you find someone to practise English with?

>>53210641
The thread being ded a lot

>>53210676
i actually met a nice person from greenland to teach me english, we met in a skype group
>>53210689
:(

and by month i mean 2 weeks lol it feels like a month

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>>53210256

>>53210641
M A C A O
A
C
A
O

All I really want is a black qt but it's a challenge to find a decent one.

>>53210756
D E G U O
E
G
U
O

>>53210573
I've been on IP seven years now and I've only talked extensively to three.

Honestly American guys aren't really that much better though, you'd be shocked how many send Turk-tier messages.

>>53210779

disgusting

>Polish qt tells me that interracial breeding is disgusting as races should be preserved at all costs

Based tbqh.

>>53210779
I'd look in the blacks from UK or from most "conservative" western European countries.
Even from some other countries or islands, as long as they haven't been corrupted by the American Black culture and that they're educated.

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wtf? i come back to these type of messages

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>yet another girl tells me she loves being dominated and being acted rough with in bed

Fuck, I'm a guy with literally 0 ounce of aggressiveness, I don't even know what anger feels like. How can I even pretend to be rough with these girls I only want to be as gentle as possible with?

>>53211158
pretend vietnamese ate your dog in bed then you can get angry

Alright so here's what went down today
>talking to gf on snapchat
>sends me images of convo on a guy who keeps messaging her even though she told him to stop because she's with me
>he messages her again
>get his snapchat
>send a message telling him to beat it or we'll have a problem
>literally blocks her after
>tfw girlfriend loves you even more now
Is this what being a chad feels like?

>>53211158
Find a girl that fits you better than that, you won't enjoy rough sex if you're not into it at all

tfw Italian QT is really taking a liking to you. And you want to go visit her again, but can't because of a potential job. Its fucking bullshit, because i'm in the hiring process, i'm not allowed to travel outside of the US for at least 9 more months. fucking shitttttttttttt

>>53211295

But it's literally ALL girls I've talked to.

It's like finding a guy who doesn't like getting blowjobs, feels impossible.

>>53211366
What's the problem? Make her come in the US.

>>53210963
Every Polish qt I have ever talked to is from Gdansk.

>>53211158
You have to find a perspective that works for you as with anything in life. You have to find a way that its rough in a way that is fun for you. Gotta remember sex is a vibe, a emotion, a lot of the time. So you gotta put yourself in a mind set that makes it work. If anything thats what should be good about being a nerd etc, (dunno if you are one but I guess I sterotype most people on the internet at least as somewhat nerdy)we can use our imaginations better than others. Or at least id like to think. Now you just gotta find the way to make that fantasy a reality. Its part of the fun. Maybe just do some role play stuff, and put yourself in that mind set. I find that most girls either like rape fantasy, older guy/daddy thing, or somethign that involves them cheating on someone. Something that makes them think they have a secret with the other person, like their own movie moment. Get into a vibe and role play. Im to nice of a guy myself and i like lovey dovey cute stuff, but a lot of role play stuff turns me on. Just gotta find a vibe that you are both comfortable with and work from there.

>>53211391

she doesn't have the money for that right now

>>53211381
The Swiss yellow fever fag doesn't

>tfw you are getting feelings for a qt who has the same name as your mom

Not sure how to feel about this tbqh.

Too many filthy Koreaboos on this website.

Sometimes suicide is the only answer

>>53211714
i agree

Lads im in need of assistance. What kind of pic can I ask for that isnt sexual but is still intimate

>>53211714

/AmyWamy

Can discuss it with her if you want.

>>53211759
i would ask for a picture after the bath when she has her robe on, i have done this once, the guy really liked it

I literally stopped using interpals because I realised I would never live up to these girls' expectations of me. I might be funny, intelligent, good looking etc. but at the end of the day I'm a NEET who lives with his parents and I'm sick of pretending to be someone I'm not to these people. It's all so pointless. They would never give me any attention if they were to have met me in real life so why do I bother?

>>53211905
They could give you the motivation to do something with your life.

>>53211905
get a job then loser lol

>>53211952
They give me motivation to kill myself

>>53211905
>>53212020
You shouldn't be using interpals if you have no self-esteem

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>Messaging qt Russian girl
>Convo going good, smooth
>She tells me she has to leave
>Okay, cya... etc etc
>See her online status is still on 30 minutes later
>mfw she got bored of me
>mfw most girls end up this way or I get friendzoned

It's like I have a curse or something.

>>53212077
She probably just has the app downloaded or something. Don't sweat it homo

>>53212184
She went offline shortly after I posted that, fuck I am a homo, fuck my life m8.

I need another drink 2bh

>>53212052
>>53212020
>>53211905
The fucks wrong with you straya?
Nut up

>>53211961
Are you on suicide list after Chinese stocks crashed to the -7% limit for second time in one week?

>>53212077
You really think people post on IP to actually get a real gf/bf or even just a fuck?

>>53212255
Maybe she uses the app, doesn't know,that she's always online and turned of her wifi, ergo, she's offline now

>>53211705
>tfw your girlfriend is the same height, hair color, and her bday is a day after your mom's
>tfw you just realize the similar characteristics as well
You son of a bitch! Maybe you should tell me how the fuck i should feel.

>>53212361
>>53212374
Nah, I know it's a penpal site, I'm just testing the waters so to speak. No worries, I panicked.

>>53211905
Use it m8. That's what i did. I was in your shoes but with my girlfriend. Because of my ego, i quit smoking, smoking weed, got a job and im motivated to get my shit done. Use the fear to boost you up.

>>53212489
You're attracted to women that remind you of your mom because she's the only woman who loves you unconditionally even if you spill your spaghetti, diarhhea all over the bathroom, are NEET or have your legs blown off. Other women, you feel could walk off at the slightest mistake.

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>>53211158
Sounds a lot like Heli, actually.

I admit I chuckled in the last thread, when she said she's not a degenerate. Because she seems to like it way too rough.

Not to mention that we haven't known for exactly long.

>>53212705

Are you fugging already or what?

>>53211905
I was a virgin who had never had a gf before and never even kissed a girl. I could count on one hand how many dates I'd been on in 25 years of living.

But I found a girl, and we started talking and never stopped. You just start getting close together and liking each other for who they are regardless of stuff like being a NEET or what you do. You like each other for who you are.

I went to see her and we had the most incredible time together. Literally the best time in my life and the first time feeling happy in years, and she did everything with me, she didn't give a shit that I had no experience, had never even kissed or had a gf. She liked me for me and I liked her and that's what mattered.

Keep it up and keep looking and you'll find a girl. Or try some other place, but don't think no one will like you because you live at home as a NEET. Pretty sure half of Europe still lives at home and everyone is all over their dicks

>>53212766
No, he's just lying.

>>53212863

Whew, for a second I thought you weren't pure anymore.

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How to get a Portuguese gf?

T. Albertti Barbosanen

>>53212970
Seach: Brazil

>>53212863
>>53212889
Well, not exactly fugging, I admit. There's a bit of distance.

But, I have the chat logs, little one. All of them.

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>mfw filthy Finnish Finns walk into my thread

t. Bättrefolk

>>53212970
Search Finnish or Finland in keywords, or anything related?.
/Greaterthan84
/Maryy16

>>53209800
This, the general has been pretty dead for a month and I will probably stop coming soon, got tired of Interpals tbqh.

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>>53213237
Its just too many Finns

>>53209988
>American
>Qts
Pick one.

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>tfw no Bulgarian qt

>>53213772

>Read this post
>Think "I will prove him wrong"
>Go check online American girls
>Literally no qt

Well I have to give you this one my monkey friend.

>>53213237
jaha aa

the swiss guy that's not Flip is reporting in

>>53209988

don't waste your time

>>53214008
>the swiss guy that's not Flip nor the one with terminal yellow fever is reporting in*
ftft

Have you found any qts?

>>53213920
The only qt ones are fakes lmao

>>53211158
just get your heart broken enough times and you will want to only hatefuck all this bitches.

>>53213847
>Prettiest girl ever

That's not my qt though

I met this one girl almost 2 years ago on IP, we skyped and what not for a while then she got close then I ended it.

Fastforward to new years, she sends me a happy new years greeting, then I send one back.Then nothing unil tonight she sends me a one worded message, my name. I send her a response a few hours later, she tells me she has nothing to say, I say fine, I guess it was a misunderstanding.

I don't get women at all, just be fucking honest, if you like someone say you do, if not just fuck off.

>>53214131
yes found some decent ones from poland and the ukraine.
but there's also a shitload of freakin asians who're flooding my mailbox. i didn't ask for that for gods sake

>>53214337
Just as I wrote this, she send a text "can we be friends?"

I don't know what to do guys...

>>53214356
Its been said that Ukrainians tend to be gold diggers (not all of them though)

Are you running the script? Asians (specially SEAs) often message everyone who visits them

>>53214520
well, let's see how it turns out.

yes, i've let the script run one or two times so far, guess i will have to exclude the Asians from now on.

Lads what's the gender ratio on this site? I assume it's like 95% /int/ autists?

>>53214681
Its pretty even for the most part I would say.

There's actually slightly more girls in the <20 age range because of Koreaboos, abouut the same ratio in the 20-25 age range and way more men in the 25+ age range.

What's up here?

>>53214960
This >>53208640

>>53215043
Then we can revive it.

>>53215149
It probably won't be revived this time desu

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this shit was good Tbh

>tfw the qts I prefer talking to are the ones I have friendzoned or lesbian

Fucking hell, I mean I know why. Because there's no pressure and I can just say whatever the fuck I want. But still.

>>53214594
You don't like Asians?

>>53215775
>you like SJWs
no wonder, you are a cuck

>>53215767
That stuff is pretty good desu

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>>53207297
it's stalking me

>>53216210
to be honest, no. there are only very few asians that i find beautiful

>>53216462
post your brofile in this case or write to me. Going to give you some Switzerland-related tactics.

/dccrs

>>53206682
I didn't know interpals was real :')
this happened to me without having to go there. needless to say i am not watching TV on his couch nor am I sleeping on the same bed.

HELP ME LADS

>qt is visiting me for a weekend later this month
>is going to be staying three nights with me in my dorm
>aside from her calling me sexy/cute, we've never really talked about anything lewd
>she also broke up with her boyfriend last month

Is there any chance I could get laid? If so, how do I initiate?

>>53216552
are you a qt azn gril?

>>53216801
1. take your index finger and your middle finger
2. stick them together and form a slight arc
3. move your finger construction as described in 2) towards the primary sexual organ* of your previously undressed qt
4. insert finger construction as described in 2) into primary sexual organ of your qt
5. vary movement (inserting/extracting or by changing the curvature of your arc as described in 2)) according to her vocal feedback

you initiated. Congratulation

>>53216802
for his standard, yes. I can't speak for everyone.

>>53216860
I'm trying to get laid fampai, not get accused of rape

>>53214384
i gibs virtual hug

i don't know what to do either. if you dont mind wondering where it would lead to and occasionally getting hurt, i say "go get em, tiger".

now if if you have feelings like most humans do with the inclusion of special snowflakes, i say please avoid future, hurt part 2.

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>>53216919
bee urself 2bh

No seriously just go for any mentality with her except the "I want to fugg" one otherwise pic related will happen.

>>53216891
post profile!

>>53216947
The only problem is I don't even know if she likes me senpai. She says I'm handsome/sexy/cute often, but don't girls say that shit all the time? I'd really hate it if I waste three days with her and I don't at least kiss/gf her

>>53217001
wtf i have no interpals and i thought it was a joke :'''''')
also no. im here to whine about being left behind. and to preach the word that all this online thing brings hurt.
if the girl/guy can not be reached within an hour, there's just no fucking point.
just lots of drama and disappointment.

>>53217043
So, she is willing to spend three nights in your room, is telling you you're handsome/sexy/cute often, but she's not flirting with you.
Don't you think there's a bit of flirting in that?

>>53217287
>>53217287
Yeah, I guess so. But she has a ton of friends on Facebook and IP, so I don't see how I'm special. Plus I go to school in Buffalo and she goes to school in Toronto, so it's not like it's out of the way for her

>qt links you to a video compilation of 'child porn' scenes in movies and TV shows

Your such a weirdo but so qt at the same

>>53217356 see >>53166186
>last night the weather was shite, so we cuddled on the lounge watching star trek
>one thing led to another and we fugged
Why don't you try this?
Feet touch, hands, whatever.. then there's this moment of doubt: "Is she really into it too? Am I not misinterpreting the situation?"
Then there's the moment of revelation: "It's definitely on purpose" get more cuddles, and the "one thing led to another" part.

>>53217629
Seeing as how the weather is always shit here, I'll definitely have to try that.

Thanks for the help, once it happens I'll get back with results.

Ded

>>53208640
I will return once my exams are over :)

>>53219683
Why do Yuropoors have their exams in January and February? Why not do it like here and get them done before winter break?

>>53217712
Godspeed, anon.

>>53220138
Idk, we have exams throughout the whole year. Feels like hell because we have them before AND after winter...

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Zürich looks so sad today.

>>53222387
Looks like Siberia desu senpai

>>53222387
Seem depressing weather in south germay today

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>Reminder it's Russian Christmas today.
>>53222602
Merry Christmas Ivan

>>53216457
/Nederdraad or whatever is from here isn't he? Yay for Somerset

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>>53223495
M-merci

>>53223495
More like orthodox. Ukrainians have them now as well.

>>53223739
>already adapting the conquerors culture

Wtf its been one week and i still havent found a permanent qt or two.

>>53223961
Do you have racial preferences?
Do you have age preferences?

Post profile, maybe we can help.

>>53223615
Yeah, why?

>>53223961
use good photos and script your preferences

>qt wants an open relationship
Dropped.

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>>53224519
Drop that ho nigga.

>>53210256
You're not conservative, you're just normal.

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>downloaded a suggested app out of boredom
>Never should have done so
Why are Koreans the Turks of Asia? It's beyond creepy.

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>i love to draw

Well boys I've got a crazy milf 14 years older than me sending me pictures. I made it.

>>53225339
holy shit, jackpot i guess.

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>>53225267
And why are Turks so retarded?

>>53225321
Maybe she has a hand prosthesis or draws with a pencil in her mouth..

Do the Thais just carpet-bomb everyone with short messages asking for help with their English?

In terms of views I get about as many from Ruskies and Thais but the Thais almost always fire something at me whereas the Ruskis generally move on

>Hungarian, Polish, Russian and German girls said their men are betas who never approach women

Sheesh no wonder British guys go to these countries and clean up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrHOicsobe8

>>53225392
Yeah she already said she wants to visit in the summer and fuck me. Too bad I already got a girl

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>>53225321
>i love to draw

>qt writes a long message about how I always ask her questions and never talk about myself
what the fuck, you never ask a single question and only answer in short as fuck messages

>>53225770
where is she from? and why don't you do it anyway?

>>53225902
She's from the northwest US. Too conflicted

>>53225673
Geez, now that was cringeworthy 2bh

>>53225673
I don't even want to know how many achmeds left their semen in her.

>>53225902
>crying H24 about how perfidious females are
>fuck a MILF anyway

>>53226732
nice pic :)

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>>53222387
>Zürich looks so sad today.
That's because it's Zürich.

>>53226732
nice pic :)

I've found more hoes message me on penpalworld rather than interpals. What about all

>tfw she asks how to say "I love you" in your language
>only been talking 4 days
Damn I must be good or something.

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>>53228346
Tell her to send a voice message saying it in your language :3

Link related: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kwgg4mh576

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GERMANY YES

>>53228640
Oh please bomb my country....

I haven't told this to anyone yet but last year I visited my qt in Russia who had very rich parents and her father hated me. Kept calling me a 'desperate creep' etc, and wouldn't let me eat dinner with the family (he put a laptop on the table and made me watch with webcam, because ''I belong on the other side of a screen at best''). It went OK but we don't talk now.

I guess they were rich because of oil so I had the last laugh heh

>>53229465
wat

>>53229465
I remember this story, someone posted it before.

U liar man

>>53229465
You already said it before, without the laptop part.

>>53227785
Checked this site and it seems to be even worse than Interpals

>>53229465
>>50097457
nvm

>>53228640
>Köln
Kek, just reduce us to rubble again pls

>>53229465
U fukd up by get in wit a rich russki bitch

>>53228346
Girls on IP are just lonely and seeking for love

>>53228640
#EINEARMLÄNGE

Jesus christ, why do gay guys have to message me

>>53224003
Yes i only accept EU citizens
Yes 19-25 sounds reasonable as i'm somewhere in between that myself

Too scared :(

>>53224426
Script your preferences
As in: Script view grills based on keywords and such? But i'm allready scripting all EU girls between the ages of 19-25.

I'm pretty average looking, 5/10 at best but i'm kebab from norway so i kinda lose out on most who have any interest in this place as they want someone blond and blue eyed

>>53230547
Being a blonde, green eyed nordic guy (breddy gud face also) is easymodo on interpals, shit tons of brasilians/russians/asians but unfortunately also
>>53230332

>>53230332
>tfw Russian twink
>nobody writes

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>>53230547
>i'm kebab
spend 3 years in a basement you'll whiten

>>53230547
Keb ur hobes ab, my man

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>>53230547


>I'm kebab
OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT

http://www.interpals.net/amakovka
>that profile photo

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>>53230996
>>53230956
>>53230876
Is this really that dark? fml

>>53232028
Not that dark but prolly have typically Turkish facial features

>>53211158
Once you're in bed it's easier to act out more aggressive tendencies, for me at least. I'll start to choke her a bit and see if she's into it (every girl does, they're degenerates man), but if I get a positive response I'll go a bit harder.

>>53230311
Adding JBO to my profile. This will surely attract the rightful ones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBjGI64iUe8

>tfw qt can't stop making sexual innuendos but never gets lewd

Fugg yuu desu

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>>53236130
I really wish height was a search option sometimes.
I wish they removed the fake profiles too.

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>ask qt 2 questions
>she only replies to one of them

>>53224311
I live just up the road from him is all

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>>53236381
>Respond to QT
>Respond with questions as well

"Yes ))"

Friends and bookmarks bit fucking up for anyone else?

>>53236554
For real? Dad spooky

>>53236879
My friends is stuck at +1

Even though I've viewed it.

Might get fixed in a month whenever the programmers decide to start working on shit.

>>53236130

FOR YOU

Did anyone here actually improve their language skills? Or is it just tinder in disquise

>>53236130
She's lying, I have NEVER seen an Asian girl that is taller than me and I'm 188cm.

And with the amount of Asians here you would expect I would have seen at least one, but nope.

>Online 8 days ago
Should i still message her?

>>53237542
No, ive taken her away for good

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>15 year old messages me.

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>>53238123
u wish

Stop spamming these threads and go get real friends you pathetic losers

I was at a party with my girlfriend from France I met on Interpals who I had been with for over a year now (we were living in the same city) and she was playing beer pong with this guy. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down, he made a bet that if she lost against him she would have to play the next round topless.

Next thing she loses (because she is bad) and ends up literally taking her tits out for everyone to see. Then the guy, presumably to try his luck, bet her that if she lost against she would have to suck his dick. My girlfriend turns to me and says "I know I can win this time! What do you say?"

I thought she was joking, so I just casually replied "Yeah, whatever"

Then she loses again, and this asshole says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and my girlfriend responds with some bullshit like "Well I am a woman of my word." Within the space of fifteen seconds she's literally on her knees, topless, sucking this guys dick. There was nothing I could do about it.

Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta fagot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear him saying "Go, show him. Let him see" and my girlfriend taps me on the shoulder, opens her mouth full of his cum, then closes it again and swallows in front of me.

Fuck Interpals. Fuck women. Fuck life. I'm out.


for the (semi) oldfags out there <3

>>53240168
wat.. i don't even
This better not be real

>>53237502
Some girls above 1m80:
Angel_N_
/HarloweMarie
/TKtheEstonian
/BrieBlakmyre
/issylili
/Nurminenn
/Casetee

>>53240168
Old but gold.

I have been here since August, is that enough to qualify as semi oldfag?

>>53240524
if that's when it was posted a lot then yes, I guess
I thought it was much longer ago

I was at a New Years Eve party with my boyfriend from Syria I met on Interpals who I had been with for over a year now (we were invited by Merkel to the same city) and he was playing kiss chase with these girls. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down, he made a bet that if he managed to catch any of them they would have to defend him on social media

Next thing he catches one (because she is kuffar) and she ends up literally taking her tits out for everyone to see. Then my boyfriend, presumably to try his luck, bet her that if she lost again she would have to attend a refugees welcome rally. My boyfriend turns to me and says "I know I will lose this time! What do you say?"

I thought he was joking, so I just casually replied "Yeah, whatever"

Then he wins again, and this slut says something like "Islam is a religion of peace." and my boyfriend responds with some bullshit like "ALLAHU ACKBAR" Within the space of fifteen seconds he's literally on his knees, praying, while she calls the police racist. There was nothing I could do about it.

Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta fagot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear her saying "Go, show her. Let her see" and my boyfriend taps me on the shoulder, opens his camera full of videos of ISIS beheadings, then closes it again and says that filthy European sluts should be killed.

Fuck Interpals. Fuck Syrians. Fuck life. I'm out.

>>53240968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44vzMNG2fZc

>>53240968

i didn't know we had females on /cp/.

>>53241539
we had until they got bored of all you boring spergs here

>>>/r9k/

>>53241539
I'm a girl.

>>53241753
Anyone has the Rachel pasta?

>>53241539
Don't hit on me~

Saged and reported

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>>53241539
Don't hit on me silly boys

Should I create a profile in penpals?, i'm very shy and average guy

>just came into juicy Taiwanese pussy
thank you for making this possible, interpals.

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>>53242372
most people there are average as fuck

dem asian qts tho....

>everyone can see who checked out their profile

this is not a place for a sperg like me

>>53242372
Whats your purpose?

Would you guys recommend Interpals for me? I'm looking for someone to practice languages with. Is it good for that or is it just used for fucking?

>>53243043
Thats litterally what the script is for. When a grill views you back you know that the chances of interest in you are higher than if they dont view you back

>>53240968
I liked it

can you faggots stop making these gay threads? go on /soc/ or some shit.

>>53243379
1 of 50 threads is about inter-friends and you are this upset? Think you need some hobbies m8

>>53243379
I'm on mobile, what flag is that?

>>53244249
Indonesia ball inside Poland flag

>>53210256
>One claimed to be an Egyptian pagan.
Oh god i know who that is.

>>53244249
>Greenland

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>Create Account
>30 min later a greek guy messages me

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>>53245414
Thats enough Internet for today.

>>53243250
Should i make a profile if i only want to find someone from another country and talk about random bullshit?
Or are the qts too strong?

>>53245613
Get a profile

>>53243379
I-Isaac pls n-no bully

Yo Clayton, what happened with nicoleejay? I liked the about me part kek.

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Females on interpals are so boring, I haven't met an interesting girl on that site in ages, most can't even handle the banter.

It's kinda boring that the only interesting conversations I get on that website are from dudes.

>>53248650
That is true. That's why I only chat with scandi/russki chicks anymore since there's a realistic chance of actually meeting (and thus le benis in bagina)

Scripted for a week with no real success whilst awaiting first contact from intelligent and ideal grills..think its time to start initiating conversations again

>>53250517
One kebab with fries, thanks

>>53250517
>scripting in Norway
>not succeding

Are you that ugly/have such a poor profile/that uninteresting?

Hey Ameribros. Found a nice tight German whose obsessed with your country.

/Shellsh

Have a blast.

>>53250593
Well what do you feel is "success" when scripting?


i'm pretty average and also as i mentioned before i think very few of the people interested in Norway want a kebab.

I get lots of bs msgs but i need 6/10+ qt who's EU citizen, intelligent, conversation-worthy and that i can travel down and meet.

Last night was the first night in two weeks I didn't fall asleep holding my qt in my arms, spooning with her with my dick pressed against her ass.

You guys always talked about the actual being with the qt, but not the soul crushing depression that happens after you leave her. I wasn't prepared

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She's just flattering me, right lads?

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>>53251309

>>53251356
lol I don't know the girl but from what I can see it looks like she's trolling you.

>>53251356
>talking to sluts

>>53251428
I dunno, the conversation has been going on for a while and she sent me some pictures in return.

>>53251469
Whatever she is, she's mine now.

>>53251618
Where is she from?

>>53251654
She's Italian.

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>>53251684

>>53251227
Just go hunting without the script broder.
Message that girls that look interesting, takes time but you will find some qts to talk to.
Trial+error+patience=qts

>>53251776
>broder
he's kebab, you know

>>53242302
Ok, Eiche.

>>53251726
I really lucked out Tbh. She's quite q.t and has a nice arse.

>>53251827
If he behaves and is non religious it is okay.
Plus kebab is tasty after a night of drinking.

>>53251976
Kebab is fucking delicious, but I wouldn't call it my brother

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>>53251469
t-bh the only girls I've ever sexted with all had boyfriends, I don't know why but it's harder to get lewd with single girls.

>>53225770

Post one of her lewds. Ass preferably.

>>53251976
>If he behaves and is non religious it is okay.
YES!

>>53252298
First time I ever sexted was with a girl with a bf

>>53252412
He is a Turk, m8

Not been here for 3 months, where is everyone gone? Johnno, Vini..?

>>53252655
Yuck!
>>53252918
Johnno left us and I don't think Vinings has posted in a few days so we've been ded as fuck

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>>53252918
Vini still hangs around, Johno has disappeared into the night. Swissbro and 15 are still around though 15 is posting under a yank flag instead of Lithuania.

>>53206682

Should I upload a topless pic of myself? Or would I be coming off to strong?

>>53252991
Are you too strong bb?

>>53253027

I lift, but only been doing since summer so I'm not exactly /fit/ but pretty well built for normalfags. I.e co-workers feel my muscles and always call me a tank, do poses at me and shit like that.

>>53247747

Is she from /cp/ ?

>tfw qt in my city

>>53253149
>living in Los Angeles
Gross

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What did she mean?

>>53253758
It means bye bye in Romanian I think or one of those languages

>>53247747
part about..you? Wait what?

>>53247747
I never mentioned her name here so im confused... Are you guy she said made something up about me? She told me some guy she knows said I was making his GF uncomfortable. But if anything I have messages of me turning the GF down and she even got mad at me for not flirting with her originally. She use to send me messages about how she liked sucking dick and needed more practice if anything lol. So I dont know how I did anything to her, when she was the one trying to start stuff with me. Which was strange because after that me and her still talked and she even called me on the phone a couple of times and I thought we were still friends. One of the last things I thought we even talked about was I was going to help her with some home work... Then she disappeared for awhile and all of the sudden didnt want to talk to me anymore. Which I assume is because she got some interpals BF and so she tried to make something up.


Anyway no she still has never talked to me again, I assume she hates me for something that is not true of course.

I am flirting with a girl who keeps telling me to stop flirting with her, that it makes her angry and annoyed.

She secretly loves it right?

>>53254447
No

>>53254447
Bitches love it when you rape them

Recommend me some qt's with big titties.

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how to convert muslim qt? and why are they so perfect?

>>53254626

/Thaizz

>>53252918
I'm "15", and I'm still here, only for the autism these threads provide. Haven't hunted qts in almost a year.

By the way, she was so amazing. That was the best time in my life. Don't judge a book by its cover, or a girl by her sexual partners

>>53254876
>Don't judge a book by its cover, or a girl by her sexual partners
C U C K
U
C
K

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>>53254876
>Don't judge a book by its cover, or a girl by her sexual partners
ayy lmao

>"oh hey anon, can we talk?"
>sure ok
>"I fucked 15 men, most were niggers and they were all one night stands"
>what the fuck? ok our relationship is over
>"no it was before we were together"
>oh, hehe n..nothing wrong with that. y..your b..body your choice right?

>>53254667
Will probably be tough. Though preferably, you should be a Muslim already. Don't convert for her, that's a bit cuck, but I mean, you'd get to treat her like a whore if you did

>>53254968
I don't like 15 but he said that she was in an actual relationship with those guys, I think.
On the other hand, how'd he know that? I wouldn't want my qt to talk about her relationships if I had one

>>53254971
well she was hinting at one of us converting. she said "maybe you can find a solution, or I can" which Im assuming that's what she means. I have no intention of converting, if I can't get this one I'm sure there's plenty more. her parents are pretty tolerant so I think it might fly

>>53255100

>being in 15 relationships before you're even 30.

That would make it an ever worse red flag.

>>53255100
Are you all virgins? Have any of you ever had sex?

I don't know the guy or his story but once you've had sex all you want it to have it again. I used to think a one night stand was some shameful thing bad people did but once I had sex for the first time I realized sex is sex and you're going to die someday so have as much of it as you can

>>53255294
>u r virgin
>I can't control my urges despite knowing that something is disgusting/morally wrong

>>53240168
>lying on the internet
Like, who would do that?

>>53255421
>denying yourself something as basic and pleasurable as sex because hurr durr god said it was bad
When will this meme of sex being bad ever end?

>>53255650
sex isnt bad, sex outside marriage is.

if sex outside marriage isn't bad, then would you be willing for your wife to have sex with another man? it's basic and pleasurable after all.

>>53255294
You sound desperate.

>>53255711
So you mean you're unironically waiting until marriage to have sex? And you unironically expect to find a girl in this day and age who is doing the same? Are you mormon or something, because literally no one but mormons does this. Not even muslims actually do it.

When people are in a relationship sex outside is bad. Two people committing to each other should stay committed to each other. But you don't have to be married to be committed. And over half of all marriages end in divorce anyway, so marriage is just a meme now anyway.

I'm not advocating casual sex, I'm saying you don't have to be married to have it, just committed to someone and not going to do it with someone else while you're with them

>>53255294

I had sex and frankly it just made me feel like it wasn't great enough to pursue women for that. Actually made me want a girl for what she says and not how good she fucks.

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>>53252986
>tfw your oc gets posted

>>53255865
In my opinion
Blowjob > Sex

Ded pals

Just deleted my account desu
My last qt is making me depressed and I don't want to keep going through this shit cycle. I've wasted too much time on here and i just want my life in order for once.

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>>53242054
>Rachel pasta

Genuinely curious about this.

Fucking christ sometimes I wish I never found out you guys were stealing my pictures and ever came to this god damn site.... interpals that is.

>>53257695

Post your jaw.

>>53257765
my jaw, you guys already know what I look like -__- anyway fuck this site man... unbelievable.

>>53257835

Wow, rude.

We all share pictures of our jaws here. It's a way of displaying friendship.

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>>53257642
not this
Whatever

>>53255862
Nothing wrong about waiting


>mfw retarded captcha

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>>53257865
blah there.. just imagine me much more fucking pissed off and grumpy though

>>53257991

I knew you were jawbro.

How's the cancer going?

>>53258036
im not jawbro... i think thats that swedish guy.. then again I dont remember all you guys names...

And I was in the hospital again today.. health sucks, but thats life. I get more pissed off when I come home to read a bunch of messages about what a awful person I am every fucking god damn day more so than doctor stuff.

>>53258081

I just don't get it. Why do these cunts think you are a fake when you have proofs you are real on your own profile?

Are they stupid?

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>>53257988

S-sorry.