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/cum/ more like /dumb/ ;D get it
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/cum/ more like /dumb/ xD
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>tfw no other cute boys to hug
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nice photo lad
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Swedish dykes out
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/cum/? More like /dumb/ ROFL :DDDDD
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hello :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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finally got a number :^)
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>>53202082
HAHAHAHHAAHA "/cum/? More like /dumb/" GOOD POST
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>>53202041
No!
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>>53201961
how old are you

also what youtube show are you referring to? dbz abridged?
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>>53202151
meant to quote
>>53202072
;_;
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>>53201957
More of that girl please
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>>53202071
i don't understanbd what this means Tbh
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/cum/? More like /dumb/ LMAO :DDDDDDD
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>>53202217
HAHAHAHAH excellent post

>/dumb/

LMAO
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/balt/ more like /salt/ hahaha
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>>53202186
Please stop replying to my posts
Also could you please adopt a tripcode so i can filter you?
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>>53202045
Not happening Montaynay
>>53202160
19
and "Continue?" is the channel
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>>53202041


Are u a qt swedish trap? :3
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>The banter boys included /cum/fy just to bully
Really mean, guys.
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>>53202281
This was a pretty bad post.
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>>53202268
ROFL!!!
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>>53202320
you wouldn't wear that shirt in public though, right?
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>>53201957
>>53202004
I don't get it desu
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>>53202151
me on the left

>>53202201
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/cum/?
more like AMERIDUMB LMAO
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STOP LAUGHING
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>>53202350
>>53202367

i fucked your mom lol
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>>53202395
HAHAHA
HE'S SO DUMB AND HE CAN'T GET THE JOKE
/CUM/ MORE LIKE /DUMB/ ROFL LMAO XDDDDDD
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>>53202399
This is sort of gay
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>>53202379
NEET atm
Even if I wasn't, I dress relatively nicely when I go to class.
Only ever wear this kind of stuff when hanging out with friends or at home.
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/balt/ more like /galt/ to be desu
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>>53202395
That's because you're dumb. Like /cum/! Hahaha.
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Posting this picture.
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>grabbing finished laundry from laundry room in apartment building
>notice someone has just started a dryer load
>open the door to interrupt cycle before returning to my apartment
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>>53202399
Me on the right
;^)
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>>53202441
Not really.
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>>53202465
DEVILISH
E
V
I
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I
S
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Are you guys ready?!?!
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>>53202445
>hanging out with friends
ok, just making sure

still gay as fuck, but at least you dont wear it in public
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>>53202342
>trap
>qt

"yes". :^)

>>53202399
Is this a yaoi "Americans are fat" joke?
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>>53202428
>i fucked your mom lol
What if I tell you that you are my mom. So you fugged urself lmao. You are a gayhomo ROFL :DDDDD
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>>53202525
>$600.00
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>All this estonians aussies and swedes
Now i know how gringos feel when foreign hordes invade your place
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>>53202549


Thoughts on trap butt?
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>>53202434
>>53202454
What are you trying to say here
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>>53202551
LOL REKT
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>>53202549
Yes.
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>>53202559

It'll probably be like $1000 dollarydoos for you
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>>53202642
Nah I'm pirating it.
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>>53202588
That's not you is it? That's an actual girl with icky bits, right?

>>53202629
First one I've seen desu.
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>>53202588
>>53202600
I'm telling you to check your duubels!
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>>53202525

no, mine's not

also, I hope you nerds don't buy that shit
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>>53202711
>11
Nice.....
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>>53202711
quality post and quality numbers
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>>53202755
Good job Mexico.
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>>53202602
You are a true fäm for getting my back, fäm. Have a (You), fäm.
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>>53202525
Too gimmicky for my tastes.
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>>53202755
>>53202778
You can't see it, but for me the time was also 01:41:11.

>>53202844
Very nice. Impressive.

Rate my caricature that I couldn't post on /pol/ because the designated thread died before I could.
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Fucking kek
Some random chan
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>>53202706
>That's not you is it? That's an actual girl with icky bits, right?


nahhh


but its a real trap.
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>>53202844
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>>53202525
My pc is but I won't be getting any of the first gens for these prices.
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>>53202844
>>53202755
>>53202711
>>53202600
>>53202588
>>53202500

What a thread.
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>>53202918
>that pic
Me on the right
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>>53202968
trips
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>grilling at bbq
>vegetarian guest wants me to cook veggie burger on non-meat part of grill
>tell him no problem
>frequently flip veggie burger back and forth to parts of the grill with grease and meat remnants on them
>"anon this is one of the best veggie burgers i've ever had"
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>tfw
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>>53203000
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>>53203000
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>>53203000
OOOOOOHH BABEEYYYY
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>>53202525
Probably, but I'm also not interested yet.
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>>53203000
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>>53203000
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>>53203000
AHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>53202873
>>53202964

I'm not gonna buy it either, seems pretty dumb actually

but at least I could
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Reddit is down the hall kid
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Is it just me or is /cum/ more cancerous than usual?
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>>53203000
Lets watch the whole world come together to bring praise to trips on a lonely internet basket weaving forum
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>>53203127
Nah this is the best it's been in a while
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>>53202939
name?
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>>53203224
Rip
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>>53203127
JUST (you)
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>>53203206
Dang bohuslän, I learn something new about you every day.

Actually, maybe it's more likely that you're the stockholmer given the context
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>>53203206
me
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My mom is the best cook dawg. Mommy always cooks my meals.
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>>53203206


Don't bother.


She got really lazy with the makeup recently since she's busy doing video game programming.

https://twitter.com/EpicSammyJames/media
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>>53203127
>cancerous
You mean higher quality, pal.
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>>53203314
>bohuslän

Nästan. :3
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>>53203382
E du nån götebögiare eller vad?
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LA MOCHILA WACHITO
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I summon quads in the next post.
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Please...
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i like large boobs Tbh
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The next poster is a skeleton, do not trust him.
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>>53203450
Good post
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>>53203377

>manspeading

oh ya ok

dumb trannies
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>>53203412
GBG but I'm not gay.
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Post that lesbo swedecucks face
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>>53203568
post your face lesbo
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>>53203429
good post
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>>53203510
Good post
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BIG ROUND AMERICAN TITTIES
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>>53203568
I'm just giving you a hard time.

I'm actually not straight anyway.

Also Göteborg hufvudstaden när?
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>>53203628
>>53203618
Good posts
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>go to donate blood
>I have tiny ass veins
>they miss

Why am I so bad at this, it's the thought that counts right?
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>>53203709
>>I have tiny ass veins

Do you have tiny soft butt?
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>>53203685
For you
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Gays can finally donate blood. Scary.
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>>53203709
Did they just miss and then give up? lel
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>>53203709

I do too, they always poke me like 3/4 times before they get it right
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>>53203758
It really is
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>>53203709
>I have tiny ass veins

Why are they drawing blood from your arse?
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>>53203617
Not even lesbian desu.

>>53203675
>I'm actually not straight anyway.
breva söta pojkar

>Also Göteborg hufvudstaden när?

If they pull off the caliphate perhaps. We have it pretty bad here.
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>>53203758
that's so fucked up, progressiveness is fucking out of control
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>>53203758
I think they still can't in Canada, but maybe that's changed.
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>>53203798
Had option to try other arm or just come in next week

but getting stabbed twice in a day sucks
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>>53203817
>breva söta pojkar
I prefer girls tee bee hache, my straight friend.

>>53203817
>We have it pretty bad here.
You're telling me. I live east of the Göta Älv.
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>>53203846
thanks fäm
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>>53203817
>not even lesbian
>married to a woman
>lets her fuck other people
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>>53203758
>>53203819

They obviously give check if they have diseases
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>>53203817
De tror att du e mig.

Tänk inte på dom.
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Hey guys! I heard this is a thread for us Swedes now.
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>>53203940
Only that lesbo swede cuck can post here
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>>53203837
damn son
at least it is over senpai
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>>53203883
What? I'm not married. I'm an autistic forever single hikki.

>>53203930
keke

Jaha. Fattade ingenting.
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>>53202525
Why yes, Ill invest into something brand spanking new just a couple months before its competition comes out, at what appears to be a very high asking price
Yea I'll just fork over 599.99 US dollars

Fucking christ this is retarded, just wait to see what the vive offers. If that thing is priced competitively while still maintaining the better specs the butthurt will be real, since this thing'll see quite a pricedrop.
/v/ and /g/ are unbrowsable thanks to OR right now, everything is so fucking kneejerk. It's the standard technology fair you see every time a new generation of graphics cards come out every fucking year. pc mustard race my ass 90% of the board are newfags
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>>53203987
He's confusing you with another Swede who posts in /cum/
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>>53203940
everyone is always welcome in /cum/ as long as they aren't rude.
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>>53203940
Aa, det e sant. Sverigetråden 2,0 e precis här.

>>53203987
Jag e en tjej som e gift med andra tjej och vi gillar att har en tredje tjej ibland. Därför e jag en cuck. Att vara 3 i sängen e att vara en cuck, om du visste inte.
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>>53203987
Thought you were someone else

There's a Canadian lesbo who married a swede. She's so disgusting
She is a literal cuck lesbian feminist sjw muslim. A walking meme
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>>53203940
You just have to pay Swedish meatball taxes
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>>53204084
But I hate meatballs
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>>53203940
Why are you guys so scared of the Finnish people?
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>>53204006

idk there's like one thread about it on /g/ right now.

I don't go to /v/ so I don't care about them though
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>>53204109
all the better to give them to me
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>>53204110
They have knives and they aren't afraid to use them
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/tv/ is a great board
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>>53203926
yes but it's a complete waste of time, and screenings don't catch everything

>gays represent <2% of the population
>gays have a 20-30% hiv rate
>gays represent 47% of HIV cases despite being 2% of the population

it is just in no way practical to allow gays to donate blood
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>>53204062
Ah, she's one of those cuck lesbian feminist sjw muslims?

>>53204046
Låter syndigt favä. :^)
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>>53204155
t-thanks that one gay flight attendant that fucked the entire united states
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>>53204190
Ya its pretty disgusting. She's a walking fedora and tries to talk people out of monogamous relationships
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>>53204230
Best thing I ever did. Her advice actually helped me. Open relationship here.
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>>53204264
Fuck off cuck
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>>53204190
Det syndigt livet e det bäst livet.

>>53204190
Jag e center-vänster o gudlös. Det finns en kille här som e besatt med att jagjag om mig. Jag fattar inte det alls.

>>53204264
Open relationship is also bad for most people desu. We aren't open. Best description would be polygamous.
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Is sleeping for 8 hours a night a meme? If I don't set an alarm I go out for like 10 hours, and I feel more refreshed sleeping 6 hours than 8. 8 hours seems like the worst amount of hours to sleep.
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>tfw no foreign pals

I just want to drink cocoa with some Swedes and Canucks ;_;
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Gay for pay?
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>>53204332
It's a myth pushed by the jews so you feel the most tired.
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>>53204332
It has to do with the length and timing of your REM cycles. Experiment with maybe 8.5 or 7.5 hours.
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>>53202588
delicious

>>53203000
truly an auspicious sign for the Moorish Caliphate!
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>tfw tornado warning in my area
>i live in commiefornia
just fuck my weather up
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>>53202588
I would.
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>>53204443
>3
>misstugal
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>>53204329
I just want a söt pv favä. Monogam4lyfe for me though.

>>53204366
>drink cocoa
We're barely in the minus degrees celcius where I live. ;_;
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>>53204151
I'd think fins are such awkward autists they'd never get into a situation where they would use one
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>>53204496
Boys don't stay cute for long though.
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TD keep fucking me about lads.
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>>53204496
Was it you who lived in GBG. Because there's -15C outside right now!
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>>53204536

Neither do most women though
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>>53204536
>not liking scruffy, bitter old men

You just gotta find the type that ages like wine, my friend.
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>>53204576
>-15C
Meh. Dgaf. I wonder how the immigrants from warm countries are holding up though. Hue.

There's 2? of us who live in Göteborg. Either you or the person you replied to, and myself, the Canadian.

>>53204605
Depends what you're looking for.
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Why does every single candidate suck so hard this election? Only one I like so far is Jeb Bush and Ted Cruz
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>>53204708
>Depends what you're looking for.
A 27 year-old poorfag neet.
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>>53204536
What? I even think some middle-aged men are cute desu. I think it's your lesbian brain telling you this. :^)

>>53204576
I'm just outside gbg. But it was like positive degrees out just two-three days ago and nothing before that. And my phone reads -11 but I'm not sure where it pulls its data from.

No snow either.
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>>53204723
I'm a Hillary fan myself but she gets shit on for no good reason.
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>>53204693
He's handsome. Not cute.

They don't stay CUTE for long.

>>53204732
I'm attracted to men too, I just don't find middle aged guys "cute". Sexy sometimes, sure, but not "cute".
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>>53204536
Success is more important than looks in regards to men, and you know it.
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>>53204755
Seriously.... what do you like about her

If you're on the left you should support Sanders, if you're on the right you should support Rubio. The only people who like Hillary are people who just like name recognition.

Neoliberal economically, neoconservative foreign policy.
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>>53204772
Depends on who's looking for said men. Maybe on average though, I don't know.
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>>53204765
Cute =/= petite and boyish. Cute can simply be someone who has fun antics and takes the time to try to make you laugh.
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>>53204755
She gets shit on because
A. She doesn's support guns
B. She supports sketchy policies like the Insider Threat Policy, and will continue broadening the NSA's powers to spy on the US populace

Possibly the second worst candidate to choose, Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders are tied for first.
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LIFE AND DEATH AND LOVE AND BIRTH AND PEACE AND DEATH ON THE PLANET EARTH
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>>53204730
Only person I hate more than her is you
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>>53204894
>Cute can simply be someone who has fun antics and takes the time to try to make you laugh.
I call that charming personally.

I guess at least we understand what I meant by cute, and I'll concede that I now understand what the rest of you seem to think of by the word.
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>>53204850
Bill and her are good people who have never done anything wrong.It's all propaganda against her because she's a woman. I think America is ready for the first woman president.
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>>53204901
That and her pretty much doing pic related when jumbling around with secret documents
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>>53204920
Free your mind and your ass will follow
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>>53204966
Oh, I see. You're one of those people who voted for Obama just because he's black. Enjoy getting all your info sold to the NSA and arrested if you dare to question gun restriction.
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I realised today that /cum/ is better than sverigetråden
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>>53204765
>>53204894
This. They don't have to be bishounen teenagers to be cute to me.

>tfw literally went on google and found a picture of a cute nonteen guy
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>>53205074
That's not saying much.
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>>53205035
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>>53205055
If you're not doing anything wrong you have nothing to worry about my dude. Guns need to be restricted btw, we need laws similar to Australia.
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>>53205103
Okay, I accept that this guy is cute even by my perception.
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>>53205149
Told you. :3
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>>53205113
>If you're not doing anything wrong you have nothing to worry about my dude.
This would imply an innocent person has never been convicted for a crime they didn't commit.

>Guns need to be restricted
Yes, look how well that worked out for the Krauts and Frenchies :^)
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>tfw no qt gf
>tfw no qt bf
Why does this hurt so much?
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>>53204961
Eh, I think charm is more of a surface/facade sort of thing. Cute is genuine and an attempt to do nothing but positively impact your feelings.
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>>53205105
Oh. Okay. I thought this was an anime-free zone...
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>>53205214
Does bi people feel doubly the feels?
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>>53205175
Men du sade att du var inte en bög? E du en tjej eller ljög du?
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>>53204604
What makes you think this is her
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>>53205228
Is being called cute a good thing? It feels like a nice way to say you're not my type.
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>>53205229
you thought wrong
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>>53204929
Swecuck is far far worse
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>>53205267
No, because we're getting laid.
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>>53205035
IS THERE ANYTHING THAT'S WORTH MORE THAN PEACE AND LOVE ON THE PLANET EARTH
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>>53205297
Uzis are jewish weapons.
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Did you guys join the anime club in highschool?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDFaNTr44lE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY29EAFNEus
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>>53205267
bi is a meme sexuality that only exists among neckbeards trying to cash in their free diversity points
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>>53205352
That's a MAC-10, Juan. Fully American.
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>>53205113
Imagine, as hard as it can be, that there are actual animals in America outside of cities.
And these animals have and will kill people if you decide they can only have x-amount of ammo on them and/or loaded, or better yet, no guns at all.

You probably care more about the next 2+ felony gangbanger dying rather than some poor hiker getting mauled by mountain lions or gored by hogs.
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>>53205113
>If you're not doing anything wrong you have nothing to worry about my dude.

What if you're a political radical? They pay more attention to communists than they do islamists.

>Guns need to be restricted btw, we need laws similar to Australia.

Murder rates are going down, gun crime is meaningless, just a political football used so right wingers and left wingers can get their voters to reelect them

As for a woman president, Her Husband signed NAFTA, which fucked over manufacturing here and in Canada, workers rights in Mexico and basically made the richest richer and the rest of us poorer, sure we got iPhones now, but that wasn't because of politicians and would exist under any economic system.

A Jew would be just as monumental and an admitted socialist is something we haven't had yet has existed in nearly every other western nation (even if he's not a real socialist)
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>>53205285
Vänta lite, nu har jag tappat bort mig?
>Men du sade att du var inte en bög?
Det är jag inte.
>E du en tjej eller ljög du?
Det är jag.

>>53205293
Some probably use it like that. I'd rather be with someone cute than conventionally sexy though.

>>53205347
Oh. ;_;
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>>53205362
This is pretty much what I imagine the weebs in /cum/ are like

I've never met a normie weeb
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Does your region have a similar chain cum?
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>>53205347
Can you please fuck off
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>>53205347
Can you please fuck off
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>>53205390
How so?
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>>53205484
>Det är jag.
Ah okej, nu fattar jag.

Sorry I don't know any cute guys to introduce you to then. All my friends are girls.
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>>53205540
>>53205541
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>>53205430
"The Uzi is a family of Israeli open-bolt, blowback-operated submachine guns. Smaller variants are considered to be machine pistols. The Uzi was one of the first weapons to use a telescoping bolt design which allows the magazine to be housed in the pistol grip for a shorter weapon.

The first Uzi submachine gun was designed by Major Uziel Gal in the late 1940s. The prototype was finished in 1950. First introduced to IDF special forces in 1954, the weapon was placed into general issue two years later. The Uzi has found use as a personal defense weapon by rear-echelon troops, officers, artillery troops and tankers, as well as a frontline weapon by elite light infantry assault forces."
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>>53205627
He's right desu
It's a MAC-10. I just didn't recognize it
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>>53205579
Oh I'd never be able to meet any even if you did. I'm too shy and autistic.
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>>53205540
>>53205541
Impressive
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>>53205627
Alright commander ding dong I want you to take a close look at this actual Uzi and then the firearm in the original pic.
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>>53205692
Oh now I see what you mean.
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>>53205627
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>>53205709
>>53205737
misunderstood what was being implied desu
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>>53205540
>>53205541
Wow
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>>53205696
Lycka till iaf.

What about just trying to get used to socialising normally with people? There's a bunch of other autistic swedes in Göteborg on svt. Just go play console games with one some time to get used to being around people.
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>>53204850
personally i support her because
>will appoint SCOTUS justices who won't overturn roe v. wade, generally will be good on social issues
>foreign policy experience
>more hawkish than Sanders
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lads
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>>53205800
>>53205696
Whichever of you is a cuck please see
>>53205540
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>>53205285
>>53205484
>>53205579

That's Farsi right?
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Why is modern art so thought provoking?
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>>53205540
>>53205541
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>>53205859
Northern dialect of Iraqi Arabic.
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>>53205823
Yes, kiwi?
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>>53205867
>only lmm wants the swede gone
Nice meme
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do you eat ass?
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>>53205971
I eat whatever is in front of me
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>>53205971
I'm not a beta so no
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>>53205932
this
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Getting headaches every night, fuck me.

>>53205737
MAC has an ugly grip, never realized.
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>>53206018
At least the buffalos like me sort of -_-

>>53206036
Quit consuming so much caffeine.
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>>53206058
No they dont
Please leave
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>>53205932
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>>53206058
Post feet?
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>>53205524
We have Sheetz and Wawa

Wawa is the better one though
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>>53206058
Jump off a bridge please.
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>>53206072
Can someone explain these memes? What did I miss?
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Dudes I shit you not I've been getting rides home from a qt redhead jew of Russian descent. Should I go for it
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>>53206058
i wouldn't mind you so much if you didn't feel the need to constantly pipe up about things you know absolutely nothing about
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>>53206109
Go visit Turkey Point and get bit.

>>53206119
>constantly pipe up about things you know absolutely nothing about
For example?
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>>53206058
Yeah you're aight.
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>>53206110
one of the most entertaining posters on /cum/

he is still around but maintains a low profile unfortunately

a bunch of people here hate him despite him being pretty entertaining and funny
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>>53206149
Just about everything
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>>53206149
I'll be sure to point it out the next time it happens, if you like
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>>53206110
you missed a bitter aboriginal incel stalking girls on his uni campus between trips to the minority students department who was forced to drop trip out of shame/mass filtering after a failed war against anime
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>>53206215
Sure, go for it.
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>>53206186
Sounds like a good lad
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>>53206186
nice nail gun lol
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>>53206186
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>>53206186
He's automatically a fag if he trips. Sorry.
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>>53206248
:D

hey functional senpai
how goes the job search?
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>>53206247
He didnt drop it, but was unfairly persecuted by the staff if 4chan.org
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>>53206303
I literally don't own any job appropriate clothing so I'm just preparing the applications now until I get a little money in a couple weeks and can buy some clothes to interview in.

>tfw graphic tees and hoodies as fuck
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>>53201957
denunciado por homo


salu2
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>>53206303
Autism
>>53206340
You sound like a legbeard manchild
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hey gayswede, would you fuck a girl with a penor
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Prayer time. Please gather around.
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>>53206392
Friendly reminder she is a virgin and has never had a penis inside her. So probably not
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Oh fuck, it's happening again.
I'll just post this and not say anything else 2bh.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HabN7u4Dt7
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>>53202935
This is lolcow
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>>53206392
Yep. I'm bi after all. That sort of thing is just details to me.
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>>53206340
that's no good...

I thought you had job connections?
what about that New Year's party?
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>>53206426
Then why have you never had sex with a man?
>>53206423
Well aware. I took the screenshot
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>>53206398

Hail Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is with thee;
blessed art thou amongst women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death. Amen.

>>53206432
NYE was fun, and I do have connections. But I still need to interview. I don't wanna interview in a t-shirt with gandalf and the black knight on it.
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>>53206416
Literally who?
>>53206460
Tumblr: The Person
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>roommate brought female friend over
>she brought cat
>roommates cat and her car not getting along
>MRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>mmmmMMMMMRRRRAAAAAAOOOooooo....

They didn't even give me a heads up, fuck. I never do this shit.

The cats are going to be pissy all night
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>He doesn't vape
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>>53206487
I dunno dude, who even cares.

>>53206520
Most annoying thing besides cats in heat 2bh.
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i don't want to be on 4chan anymore
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>>53206460
lol, go clothes shopping then!

jesus senpai.
baka rn.
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>>53206556
Same
>>53206540
Fuck off
>>53206563
Autism
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>>53206563
>lol, go clothes shopping then!
I only have grocery money for the next 2 weeks.

I will after that though.
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>I vape
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>>53206520
who the fuck just brings over their pets
>hey anon want to go for some drinks at friends house?
>sure let me just bring my lizard
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>>53206581
You're so fucking rude
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>>53206556
Been thinking of moving to 8 or 420 instead 2bh.
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>>53206549
>cats in heat

Yeah, my roomies cat had like 3-4 heats before she got fixed, she's been sweet, fat, and docile ever since.

It's really the new cat.

I'm not really sure why that cat is here, but I'm drunk and will wait til I'm sober to bring this up, with my common sense and whatnot.
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>>53206629
Y-yeah who would do that?
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>>53206649
With smaller chans I find myself using all of them
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>>53206647
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>>53206699
She really is
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Wha the fuck is this degeneracy
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>>53206649
420 has the cred, 8ch is meh.

I remember the chan wars back in the day, shit was fucking stupid.

>>53206629
>cats
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>>53206662
Make sure you remember to call your friend a dumb fuck for bringing a cat to chill with them.

>>53206687
They're slow enough that's probably what I may do too. I feel like 7ch is dead most of the time anyway, so might as well add that to the list. Now I just need to kick the habit of coming here. /metal/ is getting saturated with memes, /cum/ turns into a battleground of autism around 4 every day, and /x/ hasn't had a good thread in like 3 years.
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>>53206581
aren't you married?

lol, never mind. best of luck babe.
you'll be alright I'm sure.
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>>53206649
Just browse comfier boards on here.
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>>53206759
Yes. That money in two weeks is my spouse's income. We had a lot of recent expenses that have made things tight.
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Post what your listening to lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJpkd2og0NY
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>>53206717
Rude?

No.

A lot of things for sure, but she's always polite as hell.
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>>53206761
I already do, and I find that migrants from the worse boards still invade and shit things up. The only board that seems safe from it is /out/.
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>>53206649
either go hard or don't got at all
masterch
its hardly any risk at all, just an fbi honeypot
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>>53206775
that sucks
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>>53206786
>but she's always polite as hell.
Thanks :3

That said, I am sometimes rude just to bait replies. Not most of the time though.
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>>53206775
Anon here that recommended the southern rice and red beans a while back.

>these trying times are what cheapo filler meals are for

i believe in u
>>
my dog is snoring
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>>53206825
Well you ARE canadian.

And baitposts deserve shitposts, such is the way of things.
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>>53202465
at least you didn't go full nigger and steal anything

I lived in an apartment building with lots of niggers like yourself and sometimes work clothes went missing and they'd interrupt my load. Had to guard my walmart clothes against curries and chinks.
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>>53206803
>migrants from the worse boards still invade and shit things up
I just filter like mad to deal with this, but it's more like a band aid than a solution.
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>>53206786
No shes rude snd condescending to everyone here
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>>53206845
Cuddle.
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>>53206845
club it over the head and turn it into coat lining
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>>53206819
It's alright. Once I've got a few applications ready to send though I might just see if I can borrow a little money for clothes from a family member or something. I don't need much right away. (if I want to get started maybe a week sooner ).

>>53206828
Made a big batch of curry today, sitting in the fridge now. Also had a bunch of buttered toast today.

We'll manage ;)
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>>53206881
Not in my experience tbqfhwy
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>>53206876
It's bad enough I don't think you could even filter it all, it's probably just more worth it to move on. Other sites have better niche boards like /grim/ or /dis/ anyway.
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>>53206912
this tbqh
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>>53206912
>>53206946
Autism
She's easily the rudest person here
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>>53206845
My dog barks and runs in her sleep.

Probably dreaming of chasing niggers.
>>
new thread when
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Is it normal to still get an allowance at age 26?
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>>53206981
No.
>>
Averageposter>>>>>>>>>Joto>>>>>dogshit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Swecuck
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>>53206981
I never even had allowance ;_;
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>>53206960
You're projecting
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>>53206960
>You stupid fucking idiots why can't you see this coalburner is being so incredibly rude
You.
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>>53206981
No. I've never gotten an allowance in my life.
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>>53206781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcT_1ilI4kw
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>>53206981
No. Do you get GBP too?
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>>53207019
I had one I think until I turned 18.
At which point I got a job.
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>>53207032
>>53207029
She's pretty rude and condescending buds
She made a promise to me that if I was polite then she'd stop being an asshole to me. I held up my side of the bargain and she said she was kidding when I brought it up
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>>53206781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDLkaISa-B8
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>>53206885
I don't want to wake her

she looks very cozy

>>53206976
sometimes her leg moves and she'll let out a little half bark
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>>53207006 Why not?

>>53207019
Its not much only a couple hundred every month to help with bills.
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>>53207034
>making a W with her hands
>not in front of the Wu
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>>53207062
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>>53207032
>coalburner
I take offense to that assertion. The only nonwhite partner I've ever had was chinese.

>>53207096
>Why not?
Because at that age it is expected that you have your own income stream.
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>>53207096
>couple hundred to help with bills

sounds like you should stop thinking of it as an allowance and start thinking of it as being a loan, 2bh. your parents are people too.
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>>53207062
>>
New
>>53207124
>>53207124
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>>53207045
Well my mom will treat me to dinner if I do something good with my life so yeah
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>>53207062
If you're anon how the fuck would she know it was you?

Unless you're a certain shitposter with half a dozen trips he's dropped.

In which case that's stupid and I doubt it's even true, and post a screencap to prove said agreement or it didn't fucking happen.
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>>53207086
What breed?
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>>53206781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh5ZwruJt7A
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>>53207189
Chesapeake Bay Retriever

She is about as small as her breed comes and gun shy though
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Good night desu.
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Bearly made it lads.
there is too much water.
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>>53207667
Night babe. Post your feet next time ok?
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