/brit/

maisie

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cara

cutting hair is not a marketable skill

maisie

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me and the gf

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>cutting hair is not a marketable skill

going to stay up all night doing wanks and poos

lisicki

>>53196458
virus do not click

Maisie is cute!
Sersh is cute!
Cara is cute!

Passed out in assembly while standing at the side cause I was late in front of about 400 people

Sicked on the top alpha lads shoes in a seperate incident

>>53196509
Poo is a finite resource

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kpop desu lads

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me on the right

>>53196520
heh i defeated your autism

>>53196475

Shutting this down.

The extreme jingoism and blind patriotism a lot of you "Amercians" post here daily truly makes me cringe Irl.

The reality here is: OP is from a country he loves and wanted to make a thread on /k/. Did it in an unconventional way, and it was a success. Good for him!

The insane amount of comments degrading Britain also has to stop. I'll begin calling out those comments when I see them. So knock it off.

OP has more real life experience in Britain than the vast majority of /k/, with the average /k/ommando being American, and knows his country better than most of you here. Who the fuk are you to tear it down? Get a life. Truly.


OP. I wish you the best of luck. It sounds like you've got a great and sorely needed sense of patriotism.

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NEED a bf

>>53196549
fighting autism with autism?

GOAL - Everton 2-1 Manchester City
Romelu Lukaku (78 mins)
Incredible stuff.

Gareth Barry has the ball on the left and his inviting cross is asking to be headed home.

Romelu Lukaku duly obliges. He can't miss from yards out.

GOAL - Everton 1-1 Manchester City
Jesus Navas (76 mins)
Now that's a counter attack.

From the clearance, Sergio Aguero shows a deft touch to take the ball down, before driving towards Everton's goal.

He shows great vision as he slips the ball behind the defence to the marauding Jesus Navas and the Spaniard coolly flicks the ball into the net.

Lightning stuff.

>>53196546
my foot on the left

Great morning at the hockey. Great turn out

>>53196616
how was was the weather la

>teacher facing us
Everyone has Blazers on
>teacher turns towards board
>everyone takes Blazers off

Simple but effective bants

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I remember one lad did a massive fart in an assembly, literally one of the loudest i've ever heard, and he had to go stand (face first) in the corner of the hall for the rest of it.

i was nearly kicked out for laughing so much. fuck it was so funny.

>>53196646
bit cold out

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>>53196592
nice chinos mate

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>>53196535
HYEYEON

>>53196616

You play?

/brit/ ? More like /shit/ lmao

nah
thats not me
act like a wasteman thats not me
abusing the keyboard thats not me
coughing in assembly thats not me

>>53196667
>tfw wearing your tie as short as possible

don't know why that was a gimmick

how did that lad get on with that escort today

>>53196646
>>53196674
accidentally said bit cold out to my mum when she asked me what it was like out the other day

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>mfw knocking the underside of the table to trick the teacher into thinking someone was at the door

>>53196723

nice haha

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>/brit/ ? More like /shit/ lmao

>>53196698
haha xD

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What's it like to have something you're willing to die for, /brit/?

>>53196742
in an irish accent?

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>>53196698
It's funny because it's true

>>53196798
nah just my regular voice

>>53196692
her name is betsy

>>53196698
lol
It is as well

>>53196546

me waiting tables in the back

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me on the right

>>53196698
>>53196776
>the western states of russia

>>53196727
Wore mine as long as possible because I was le edgy contrarian. Headmaster wasn't having any of it.

once i've had a poo i'm going to be doling out some new images tonight

maybe some lisickis, maybe something original - watch out

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Friends can really let you down. I well not be the only one that does all the contact in the friendship. time to end it I think

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>stealing stuff from someone's pencil case when they aren't looking
>they reach in for a rubber later and find their pencil case is completely empty

>>53196857
I made 2 new lizzies today

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alri

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>The actor Adam Deacon, best known for his roles in the film Kidulthood and Channel 4 police drama Babylon, has been sectioned under the Mental Health Act, a court has heard.

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/mar/21/adam-deacon-sectioned-mental-health-act-kidulthood-babylon

>>53196881
lets have a look lad

>>53196886
WEVE HAD NOTHIN BUT MOUNTAIN DEW FOR THREE STINKIN DAYS!

why is your wee yellow after drinking a fizzy drink and when you drink milk its not white? who can answer that.

>>53196850
i used to wear a black jumper when it was cool and then when they allowed it in year 8 i wore a grey one, always bright socks as well ;)

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>lets have a look lad

need a gf pronto

https://www.instagram.com/p/BANpVNCDKFE/

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>tfw absolutely twatting people with these

>>53196952
my pee is brown or red sometimes

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>>53196860

Jesus christ...

I;m truely f**ked. Could be homeless in the next 2 weeks if we don't find a house

>>53196930
>article is 10 months old

>>53197017
F E E T
E
E
T

>>53196979
Here's one lad WHOA! *drops it and it breaks*

>>53197002
Had a cheeky grin on my face when I found some armour piercing ammunition, thick cardstock

Just got a text from a girl

>>53197022
oh

i swear it came up in recent news lmao

can't even remember what i was looking at to find it

>>53197019
*buys you a house*

*it was a gingerbread house*

any real niqqas on tonight?

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>colour, not color

>>53197079
t. robert paulson

Hate people on boards.ie that keep putting me down over my grammer

Having a Kinder Bueno.

>>53196971

is that one of those fairs where Americans pretend to be medieval and shit. Always wanted to go to one of those and banter them

Does anyone know what episode of red dwarf dave lister shakes his hands downwards like a gang sign and says "boys from the dwarf"

>>53197052
was this real

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>>53196860

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>pulling someones chair out from underneath them just as they're about to sit down
>getting a lecture from a teacher about seriously spinal injuries and paralysis

>>53197164
i'm 25 and i still do this

>>53197121
that is a swedish lad. why would you banter people interested in medieval paraphernalia?

>kneeing someone in the thigh so they got a dead leg

m8 once fainted after one

going to wear coat, hat, scarf and gloves when i go out for the next few months
one day someone will take a look at my raiment and ask "is it cold out?" and ill SEIZE the opportunity as if i were seizing maisie's ample tittage and say "yeh english weather haha, suns out though hopefully itll warm up"
itll be quality ill tell you strange people all about it and the weirder ones can put it in your file of the details of my personal life because it will definitely be a highlight

>>53197202
Do you have ANY idea how DANGEROUS that is?!

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>>53197248

Little story for you lads.

It's set when I was in Year 10, just coming to terms with the fact that I was a shirtlifter.

I was in PE and when we didn't have our PE kit we had to go on a walk around the forest nearby in our uniforms while the other lads played footy, cricket, rugby, tennis, whatever.

This day I had brought my kit but this qt twink I sort of fancied also hadn't brought his (he rarely did). In a mad moment, I decided to keep my kit in my bag and say I'd forgotten it. I'd get a bit of a telling off but I'd get to go into the woods with this twink, wew, worth it.

So we set off into the woods and I found out that, basically, he didn't walk around when he was in PE, he just sits by this little pond about five minutes walk in until it's time to come in again.

So I sat with him a while, chatting, looking at his qt dick sucking lips wondering what it would be like to kiss them, when I went into my bag for a bottle of water to quench my thirst. As I was getting it out, he saw my PE shorts poking up from the bag.

He was like, "wait, you did have your kit with you then? How come you told Mr _____ that you didn't?

Well I knew I was caught lads. I tried saying " oh yeah, I just couldn't be arsed today, too warm h-haha" but he knew. He fucking knew.

A few minutes later, he got out one of those little tubs of Vaseline lip balm and he put a finger in it and started rubbing it on his lips.

My Alpha chad friend built me up into a normie, and I want to help my beta friend now. Problem is he just absolutely refuses, i want to help him but first i need to convince him.

>>53197248
make spreadsheet

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I started this school reminiscing last thread haha

literal bacterium the lot of you, I could spray some disinfectant and you would perish

>>53197216
>not twanging them
pussy

>>53196930
wasnt he done a while ago for waving a machete at random passersby lol
proper nutter he bullied noel whats his name (thingy from kidulthood and mickey from dr who) on twitter or something too
disclaimer: didnt read the article

>>53197248
very good

>>53197294
>friends
you were already a normie, and he is too

>>53197292
>Cont.

Lads my 15 year old cock was fucking bursting out of my pants at this point. We were both sitting cross legged on our blazers and I swear to god, he put his hand on my leg and looked at me in the eye.

That was it, I was sick of keeping my desires locked up, I was horny as fuck, I leaned in and kissed him, tasted that aloe vera on his lip balm, smelt his hair, all warm in the sun. A fucking nice, sloppy, schoolboy snog. He got on top of me and I felt his hard willy against mine and kissed him, probably for like 15 minutes without stopping. Put my hands down his pants and felt his arse, kissed his neck. Wew. Makes me shiver thinking about it even now

I went home that day and did the biggest fucking wank about it ever, sprayed cum up my wall. For the rest of year 10, probably like 5 weeks, I "forgot" my kit and sat out in the sun kissing my twink bf, sucking each others willies, cuddling, spooning.

Wew. That's my story then lads. Best summer of my life. Still look at his Facebook sometimes and miss him but hes too much of a normie for me now. :(

Where are all the Australians? They must be posting in the superior /balt/ + /ausnz/ thread, for superior, muscular Oceanians and Balts

>>53197292
why did i get an erection, i'm straight

>>53197214

i always thought the fake castles and stuff were funny when i grew up near to Castles and centuries old churches. I wont bully them really. I do kind of want to go to that resteraunt that Americans have 'Medieval times' (?) with Jousting sounds like it could be pretty fun

>>53197328
>disclaimer: didnt read the article
same or i would have realised it was from march desu

but yeah something to do with a weapon in public

>>53197265
i also kick people in the back of the knee so they collapse

i'm a madman

>>53197346
I'm his only friend and i haven't seen him irl in nearly a year

>>53197292
go on...

>>53197354

faggots out

>>53197436
rasheed

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>>53197367

>>53197292
why would the teacher let this happen

>>53197245
Epic, simply epic

>>53197292
>>53197354
bit gay haha

>>53197511
Thanks!

we're out of time on a highway to never
hold on

>>53197164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwIhxzPTbyo

lmao

>>53197436
>faggots
FOY

>>53197354
this is really hot. im bi but didn't start experimenting till college.

why are gays called shirt lifters

women and straight males lift shirts to get them off as well.

I honestly don't think I could ever live with myself if I ever voted labour

Lads, I'm about to have sex with my gf. Im in the bathroom now getting ready.
Is it true that if you have a wank before you have sex, you'll last longer when having sex? I tend to cum after about 5 minutes during sex so I want to last longer

>>53197216
>>53197406
my walks to/from school consisted of this, kicking peoples feet as they lifted them, shoving them into bushes/bus lanes, yanking their bags by the handle and nicking art/tech folders every day for 5 years
total nightmare i didnt get any gender privileges
used to love barging someone in the road as a car came and yanking them back on the pavement just in time haha mental

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>>53197536

>no estonian gf of russian heritage

>>53197579
only ever voted labour desu
you're quite frankly a diddy if you vote conservative without having significant investments and land holdings.
wish more scots could go back labour

>>53196592
cheeky

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>I honestly don't think I could ever live with myself if I ever voted labour

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>tfw haven't wanked since Saturday

I'm dying

>>53197572

Never knew it was a thing everyone always used Benders or just said gay desu. when that guy used it i thought he just went around lifting shirts to expose peoples bellies or something

>>53197668
>no estonian gf of russian heritage
Do you want russian or estonian?

>>53197652
>mate has one of them bags that go across your shoulder that are velcroed together
>every 10 minutes rip the velcro off so it falls off his back

nothin personnel kid

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>council elections
>2 candidates
>labour and plaid cymru

"shirtlifters of the world unite!" - morrissey

DOES ANYBODY HAS SOME GARLIC :-) THESE ZIONIST BASTARDS ARE TO BE SCARED AWAY IN 1 SECOND hahahaha MOTHER, and I really mean, MOTHER, INBREED F*CKERS !! See you in HELL !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! . .. ... ..... ........ ............. ..................... .................................. ....................................................... ......................................................................................... THIS SOON we will gonna expose ya all, zionist bastard inbreeders. U are UNPURE Beings, LOWER beings than the REAL people WHO really build up this world we live in. :-p BYE BYE, please go and cry now. I will change your diaper hahahaha

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Reminder that if you're one of the many posters who posts text or images ITT, you should remember that I don't read a single post. Greentext, questions, gimmicks, bait, lyrics, fedoras, anything; I do not look at a single one. All that time you spend thinking of what shit to type, typing it and editing it, filling out the CAPTCHA and sitting eagerly waiting for relevant (You)s relating to the content on the inside of the box are completely and utterly wasted on me because I do not, ever, read posts ITT.

cold out

>maternal grandfather was British
>he was wearing dentures by his 30th birthday

Do the English actually have genetically awful dental health?

>>53197365
ktf

>>53197626
Yeah mate. Rub one out quickly then you're good to go.

>>53197717

Anything slavic i guess
Anglo girls are disgusting

>>53197784

aye

>>53197714
I think i get it.

men's shirts are longer and usually go down to the bum . that's why we tuck them in.
girls shirts are shorter in order to be tighter. you can fuck a girl with her shirt on.

it's a weird detail to focus on though i suppose it makes more sense than calling them bent

Did you lads ever keck or get kecked in school. Happened a couple of times to me but one lad, my mate, got necked in front of pretty much the whole school.

He was standing around the running track watching the relay, and this lad snuck behind him and just yanked his shorts right down. He did it so hard he sort of fell on his knees, and he was in ball stranglers too.

Was so embarrassed for him, baka, everyone saw

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bit surprisong desu

@53197774
didn't read LOL

>>53197687
its just tribalism isn't it. down here (surrey) everybody votes tories including the poor.

>>53197755
>DOES ANYBODY HAS SOME GARLIC :-) THESE ZIONIST BASTARDS ARE TO BE SCARED AWAY IN 1 SECOND hahahaha MOTHER, and I really mean, MOTHER, INBREED F*CKERS !! See you in HELL !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! . .. ... ..... ........ ............. ..................... .................................. ....................................................... ......................................................................................... THIS SOON we will gonna expose ya all, zionist bastard inbreeders. U are UNPURE Beings, LOWER beings than the REAL people WHO really build up this world we live in. :-p BYE BYE, please go and cry now. I will change your diaper hahahaha
What did he mean by this?

>>53197811
cold out

>>53197802
Then forget estonian grills.
>>53197828
rofl!

>>53197846
JOY

>>53197818
skirt was flipped on multiple occasions

>>53197847

Put a coat on then

not sure how I feel about that gayboy and his gay story

>>53197846

>i want (Yous) so i best posting something wacky to become a /brit/ meme haha

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>>53197846
Read the book of enoch

Is Jenny (vs) gay? She never talks about a bf in any of her vids and its been years now.

>>53197829
how do two boys suck each others willies outdoors so many times without the PE teacher finding out?

>>53197886
cold out

>>53197897
aroused?

>>53197559
>college

FOY

>>53197825
That Mourinho got so high?

>>53197354
>>53197292
well written

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going to start churning out some oc lads

anyone want variants of the speech bubble pic?

>>53197880
>>53197903
>>53197907
E.Z. (You)s, thanks faggots!

>>53197883
all me haha

Just bought a set of strings for my leccy as acoustic is a bit boring now and I want to play some riffs

why does noone fingerpick leccy guitars even though the strings are lighter than acoustics

>>53197518
Why is one of her kneecaps 6 inches higher than the other?

>>53197883
Wew

on my way home from dublin
sixth time this week

>>53197934
no the other way around

>le inherit superstar team man

>>53197977
what's the temperature like?

>>53197929
yeah as in... sixth form you bellend.

>All these JF's in the /brit/ thread on /int/

First time posting here, British expat studying in Germany for dat dere free tuition.

Has anyone else considered doing this and want to know if it's worth it?

>>53197943
ye

>>53197977
RYANAIR

HATE IT

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>>53197883

>>53197897
its a bit degenerate, when i skipped pe i just gossiped with whoever else wasnt doing it, harassed the lads doing football or whtever and had a fag round the staff car park
dont buy this "people who didnt have kit were made to walk to the woods" thing at all
sounds like wankbait smut to me

>>53197954
fingering guitars is gay!!!! haha

>>53197977
dublin, CA?

>>53197957

irish genetics

>>53198005
go on la tell us your stories

>>53197998
SUCK IT

Watching Milo Yiannopoulos and Sargon of Akkad drunkenly talk about designated shitting streets

>>53197998
sixth form college - basically the ex poly of sixth forms

>>53198005

Are you a sneaky German trying to start a converstaion so you can get better at English? im not easily rused

>>53198005
Not really Mehmet, fuck off yeah?

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>>53197903
It's very very old /x/ copy pasta actually

>>53198005
How easy is it to get in to? Are A levels accepted?

Probably wouldn't want to live in Germany tBh but curious.

>>53198005
Where you studying lad? I'm applying to courses there atm

The life and spirit is being sucked out of me. I used to work really hard at uni, but now am doing nothing. I used to play with my kids all the time, but now I am sticking them in front of the telly. I used to have a house that was in reasonable order, but now it looks like it has been picked up, turned upside down, and then put back again. I always do heroin to bring me down even though I don't like it.

Despite having done it a lot of times, I'm still always sick. I have 5 buckets of sick on top of my wardrobe upstairs. My toilet is blocked up but I haven't bothered to unblock it. I don't ever leave the house. I am turning into a disgusting skank. I hate myself. What am I doing? I don't want to need crack 24/7 like I need cigarettes. But I see myself becoming a full blown addict. My kids could be taken away from me! Why am I doing this? I hate myself. I'm disgusted with myself.

>>53198005
yes I was looking at NL a few years ago, but they have strict entry criteria and I'd have to go back and get A-levels... Whats DE like?

Right lads I've seen this "Sargon of Akkad" fellow posted about quite often in these threads and I don't really know who he is

Going to check him out desu

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Please someone tell me how you're supposed to last 5+ days without wanking?

watching deutschland 83


do NOT spoil

>>53198005
love germany but don't know of any relevant german universities

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>Watching Milo Yiannopoulos and Sargon of Akkad drunkenly talk about designated shitting streets

>>53198107
dont drop ur drawers for 5 days except to wee and bathe

>>53198107
gf

>>53198107
Finished going through puberty

>>53198107
by not wanking
not hard

>>53198099
Lmao he's some dime a dozen YouTube mong

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>>53198111
It's pretty good desu

>>53198111
The Berlin Wall falls

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alri

>>53198046
I think Sargon of Akkad is dead mate. You on the old drugs again there?

>>53198164
>dime
fuck off yank

>>53198184
JUST

>>53198196
whys she not saying anything
speak up you horrible sow

got a script that adds ", eh" to the end of every canadian post, makes me chuckle every time

>>53198107
The longer you go the easier it is
Tbh though it's bad to hold it in for so long, you should wank every so often

>>53198099
https://twitter.com/Sargon_of_Akkad

>>53198151

>having no libido

I did 810 wanks in a year at the age of 24.

>>53198184
HIGH TEST

>>53198089
If you're serious you need to get help to get off the smack and crack. That horrible shit isn't worth it mate.

>>53198231
link us that plz
got a few ideas for other flags too haha will be epic for the win

>>53198249
His willy isn't though

brits/anglos are the most repulsive creatures on earth and their food reflects that >>53193924

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>21:27
>really want some toast
>no bread in
>tell my mum I need toast because there's limited time before I go to bed
>says she has to rest for work in the morning and she'll get me a loaf tomorrow
>wait for her to go to bed and empty all of my piss jugs in the middle of her bed
>Anon! What are you doing!??!
>GET MY FUCKING TOOOOOOAAAAASTTTT!!!!
>mfw she drives for almost 30 minutes in piss soaked clothing to get my Warburtons Toastie loaf from the 24hr ASDA

>>53198184
Swole as fuck

this guy is pretty fucking Rorke

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It's always nice finding ur granda's books from his communist days

>>53198231
Hella fuckin epic

toast wanker loves his toast

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>>53198251

>The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled.

Not surprised people on /brit/ like him desu

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>>53198300

>>53198307
want you to die

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hehehe

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anglos are so nasty >>53193924

idk who's more repulsive, niggers or anglos

>>53198268
>>53198231
in case it wasnt clear i genuinely want the script

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled.

>>53198300
Don't you eat rotten fermented herring?

>>53198398
haha

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IM DYIN IN THIS COUNTRY ASS TOWN

>>53198398
how shit lad your screen has jaundice

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Dirty old river, must you keep rolling, flowing into the night

People so smelly, make me feel dizzy, tuk-tuk lights shine so bright

But I don't, need a loo

As long as I shit on Waterpoo Sunset, I am in paradise

Every day I look at the line for the toilets

But chilly, chilly is evening time, Waterloo sunset's fine.

Sanjeep meets Nina, Waterpoo public toilets, every Friday night

But I am so lazy, don't want to wander, I poo on street at night

But I don't, need a loo

As long as I shit on Waterpoo Sunset, I am in paradise

Every day I look at the line for the toilets

But chilly, chilly is evening time, Waterpoo sunset's fine.

Millions of people swarming like flies 'round Waterpoo shitting street

But Sanjeep and Nina cross over the river where they feel safe and clean

And they don't, need no toilets

As long as they shit on Waterpoo Sunset, they are in paradise

Waterpoo sunset's fine.

>>53198405
i no have
i'm an element inspecting fraud

>>53198431
just vectorise it you wasteman

>>53198474
ohhh you devil
at least tell me what you did

>>53198042

Well it's nice here, my uni is cosy with 70% female and everyone loves you for being British despite me being a bit of a cunt. Although I live in the poor part of the city and increasingly alert of the threat of the refugees. Girls on my course ask me to walk them home after nights out kinda thing, but wont admit its fear of immigrants because it would be racist.

>>53198066

I should learn German desu, ich bin scheisse.

>>53198079
>>53198080

I'm doing masters here because you literally can't get anything other than a bank loan in the UK unless you're the best in the uni. I don't know about entry for a levels but certain they're accepted.

>>53198090
>>53198118

I got an average 2:1 because I cba making it a good 2:1 in my final year, never knew it would affect me getting into unis in Germany. It did and got rejected by Hamburg so went to Flensburg because they teach in English and its close to Denmark.

Getting settled here is pretty easy, all I pay is rent and food and going out is dirt cheap and often have people paying for me as that intriguing foreign guy. Germans are embaressed about their nationality because of muh Hitler so it's great to be foreign there, hence this mad obsession with fluchtlinges.

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How many times a day do you poo lads?

2-3 for me.

>>53198518
1-2

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>>53198398
Noice m8. Got one my self for spaniards.

>>53198518
0.5

>>53198518
seek professional help.

Need a VisualSounds1 gf

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>>53198499
on chrome browser:
ctrl+shift+i
and a big list should pop up, like image related

hope that makes sense

Is Russell Howard reddit the comedian?

Lads have you seen that #WasteHisTime2016 hashtag?

(Mostly Black) Women are literally mental

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new knife came in yesterday

>>53198653
Bill Hicks

this guy is such a putinboo haha

>>53198669
are you a pirate sir

/brit/ more like /shit/ lmao

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>new knife came in yesterday

>>53198669
>three fucking scimitars

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>>53198669

>>53198664
tell her don't waste my time
no no no

>>53198669

off to the jungle?

>>53198511
Nice. I want to complete my nerd gym badges with a msc/phd there.

On 67% on my degree and I did a year abroad in germany before, hopefully that'll count for something to get into a decent uni

>>53198669
very good as long as u go out in the """""bush""""" often and need to have a crack at the foliage, otherwise ur a bit weird

>>53198718
>>53198734
its a kukri you jebends
what gurkhas use

>>53198649
so its manual?

>>53198653
Stewart Lee is.

>>53198669

Cool but whats with the shoe?

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>>53198722

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>new knife came in yesterday

https://youtu.be/xQBGmBOhQEE

Who thought this was a good idea

>>53198511
>>53198753
Also we can practice german if you know enough basics but sounds like you're a complete beginner lel

>>53198669
Americans are emotionally stunted man children that play toy soldier.

Don't give me the shit that you use it as a letter opener. You're scared of blacks, admit it.

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>>53198784
>his jokes are too clever to be funny

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>>53198634

Once when I get up, then the gym seems to make me want to go again, so when I get home, and then again in the evening.

never snogged a girl lads

>>53198669
>>53198790
that's also not how you tie a shoelace.

good tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5XX9LX2es4

>>53198669
Nice elf shoe you bent cunt

>>53198844
really? seriously?

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>wales

I feel like I've missed a lot of bants today.

>>53198867
never even held a girl's hand iimbh (if i'm being honest)

>>53198816
What the fuck is that.

>>53198753
>>53198825

Where do you plan to go, and is it next year? Some unis expect you to apply by like march. Are you going to study in English or German?

I'm level A2 German mate, if you'd like to help me out I'd appreciate it, but don't wanna waste your time.

>>53198923
how old are you? are you from some special culture?

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>>53198796
:)

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>>53198920
me too. fucking wageslavery.

>>53198918
>tfw live in powys
dodged a bullet desu

>>53198669

That one of those Kukris lad? you can apparenty use it as a tool and shit too seems useful desu

/brit/? more like banana split xD

>>53198952
26. no just weird i guess haha.

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FRESH cena for you all

>>53198920
Bants truly worth experiencing will always be capped and reposted, son't worry

>>53199038
i don't know who this guy is, but it looks like he's made of CHEESE!

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i hate anglos much

>>53199068
good thing you live in sweden :)

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>>53199068
and why's that sven?

>>53199068

I've heard you ISIS bunch do.

>>53198951
Next year yep. I've got a couple on the shortlist, but not quite sure obviously yet. I'm applying to Goettingen some time this week in fact, but I doubt i'll get in there.

If you're A2 you could well be better than me then haha. I only took A1 I think in Germany. But i read and write a bit better because of duolingo and deutsch. Still shite overall though

>>53198987
I live in Hereford and go through Powys a lot for work. Beautiful place but seems like there's fuck all going on.

>>53199064
gimmick stealing cunt

>>53199033
oh

well don't worry it'll happen for you too 2bh

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>tfw you were overcircumcised

>>53198860
FUcking LOL

>>53199141
NEW THREAD!!!!!!

Islam is a british tradition 2bh

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Wish my family had banter like this

>>53199158
Dr. Goldberg: And how would you like your baby's circumcision?
Mrs. Cletus: Well done of course, it's the American way!

Time to get ready for beddy (boddy bingos).

>>53198951
>>53199108
Oh yeah and in English, obviously. Could never hack a german level course as i only started learning a year ago and that wasn't really much even then. For the sciences at least MSc+ is english a lot of the time so it seems alri though

>>53199201
Terrible diets

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>>53199121
There is fuck all going on. I literally live on a hill village and it's utter shite here. Have to drive 3 miles to the shops for instance,
not to mention internet speeds.
Only need to go down the road for beautiful views, though.

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lakes are better than oceans

>>53199292
Wow lad. That is third world speed. Unlucky

>>53199201
2 wasn't really trying was she. 3 is disgusting.

>>53199108

Nice one. Theres a converter from UK degree score to German marks. I think most places want under 2.5, the better ones under 2.0.

In terms of Germany, I've travelled quite well here so I could suggest where to go to here. Also what do you wanna study lad?

If you're not rich I'd say avoid the south.

Would actually really like to have a Brit friend I dont know to practice with as I wouldnt feel embaressed. I just mumble at people until they speak back in English in shops and that here if I have a question.

Guess what lads

Exam timetables have been changed to cater for Muslims and Ramadan

I want 2015 back

>>53199141
>>53199141
>>53199141
>>53199141

we need american style diners in this country

not our cafes that serve shit food


their posh burger joints have spread like a plague. why not their diners with fresh carafe coffee and waffles

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>>53199340

rivers are better than both