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The most average man from your country is sent to fight bare

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The most average man from your country is sent to fight bare hands with the most average men from every country in a one vs all.

The last man to stand alive wins.

Keep in mind there are no weapons, no tanks, no nothing. Literally just men fighting each other untill the last man stands alive.

Terrain would be a big ass arena of 10km2 with nothing but a bunch of buiildings and trees.

Who do you think is gonna be the winner?
Who dies first?
Do people make alliances and whatnot?
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>>53173767
I think black Africans would stick together desu and so would white Europeans.
In the end I'd say an Icelander or an American would win.
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>>53173963
I think a white European would win. Probably a Dutch man because they are tall so more likely to survive. Africans are strong but most of them are dumb so they wouldn't make it.
The American man is nothing but a simple man without his gun t b h... not much of a threat.

In order to win you gotta be smart first and strong. Not just one or the other.
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bump

come on guys let your autism out
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>>53173963
>american hide and wait for everyone else to starve to death
>loses insignificant percentage of bodyfat doing so
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>>53174414
The kekkest
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>>53174203
>>53174414
From left to right; average American, Jap, Dutchie and Frenchie.
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outrun the seppo
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>>53173767
>Who do you think is gonna be the winner?
whitey
>Who dies first?
muslims or asians
>Do people make alliances and whatnot?
yep
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>>53173767
I think either an Israeli or an Amazonian tribesman would win
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>>53175676
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>>53175841
>Average Dutchman
MASTER RACE
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>>53175854
dinarid would smack your shit
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>>53175883
>MUH DINARIC ALPS

can't make this shit up
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In the Netherlands a lot of children do Judo, kick boxing or karate as a kid.
In the USA wrestling is popular.

I think countries where a lot of kids do martial arts has a decent chance.
I'm not sure but don't a lot of Asians have a wrestling tradition also?
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>>53175946
In Mongolia for example wrestling is the most popular sport.
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>>53175883
>m-muh narrow margin
We're the tallest even in spite of the manlet shitskins in the West.
Get rekt
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>>53176049
Dinaric Alps is taller even if you only include ethnic Dutch people. Stop being so insecure you faggot
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>>53176049
The catholic south are actually the manlets desu.
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>>53173767
An African would win because they can be robust af, and will be younger than any of their opponents. Lel at people saying Dutch, American or any other 1st worlder, 40 year old fat/skinnyfat/lanklet dudes wouldn't stand a chance.

Maybe Eastern Europe or Balkanigger people could fare better, but rest of Europe is either skinny manlets in the south, old ass grampas in the middle or Swede tier """""men""""" in the north
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>>53173767
Switzerland would win because he would stay out of it and let the rest of them kill each other.
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>>53176081
>Stop being so insecure you faggot

Not that guy, but cherrypicking to the region level seems to be a bit weak.. People in Friesland and Groningen (ethnically both Frisians, but don't tell Groningers that) are the tallest in the Netherlands, but literally nobody brings them up in these threads.

There's always someone brining up the Dinaric Alps though, wherever those may be.
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>>53176199
Do people even live in Dinari Apples?
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>>53176125
>implying niggers won't die immediately from eating poison berries
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>>53176199
Difference being that the Dinaric Alps occupy an area probably larger than the Netherlands.
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>>53176291

In 7 different states, yeah... I still think it's weird to compare that to nation states, but maybe that's just me.
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>>53176289
>Australian poster
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>>53176229
my grandfather was from there
but very few live there
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Should asians get more people because they outnumber the rest of the world with less countries? Isnt it unfair the splintered continents such as europe, africa nad south america gets more?
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>>53176314
The people in the Dinaric Alps are probably (read: definitely) more closely related than the people in the Netherlands, what with geographic isolation.
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>>53176316
>tfw my grandpa left bosna because he thinks it's a shithole
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>>53176291
We're with 17 million. We've got the population of the entire balkans desu.
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The Finnish man stands last
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>>53176428
So what?
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>>53176289
>he thinks average 1st worlders outside australia has more knowledge about surviving in the wilderness than the average rural nigger from africa
alright
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>>53176479
If they can pick a region with a couple million people then so can we.
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>>53174203
africans are not strong
in fact i'd put them in the same group as east asians
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>>53176429
Finland would probably die first, your biggest achievement ever was losing a war to the Soviets.
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>>53176481
>he thinks the average africans won't kill each other off first because they're from a rival tribe
SWEDEN YES
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bulgarians
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You have countries with martial art traditions.
You have countries with lots of bar fights.
You have countries with big people.
And you have countries with manlets (when will they learn?)

If your country only falls in the last category you're screwed.
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>>53176639
my country falls in all of these
what happens?
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>>53176386
>Australian poster
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>>53176703
I unironically know nothing of Bulgaria desu.
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>>53176516
but it would just be ONE average man from each country, are you retarded or something? You think tribal warfare span the entire continent?
fucking aussie posters
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Realistically the Montenegrin wins.
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>>53176739
and I don't know anything about netherlands
so what?
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SS Africans are faster, probably stronger and less cautious, so without it would be a nigger standing last without any alliances. Intelligence doesn't play a big part in a situation like this.

East Asians are physically inferior and would most likely be targeted first.

Europeans are something between East Asians and SS Africans, so without any alliance or strategy, the Africans brutes would win hands down
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>>53176125
The average Swede could break you in half, little brown boy.
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>>53176746
>he thinks africa is a country
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>>53176764
In the Netherlands people only get fined for bar fights as long as you don't kick someone on the ground, so they happen constantly as well.
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>>53176845
>>(you)
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>>53176782
what brutes are you talking about? have you seen africans? they get treated like gypsies here if one does a crime they break his back and make him suck dick

they're small and skinny
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>>53176751
Bosnian bre

Just kiddin, probably some niger from africa if we are talking about strenght but if we add brain power shit gets more intersting... Maybe some jew mutherfucker. they fuck everybudy in real life
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>>53176872
Stop shilling, the average Dutch man would get BTFO by pretty much every slav
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>>53176789
average swede would probably be passively-aggressive at me for not wanting to fuck his wife
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>>53176782
Africans are faster, but Europeans are stronger in the upper body. one is adapted for a hot climate, having longer limbs in relation to torso, the other is adapted to a colder climate, having more mass in the torso in relation to limb length.
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>>53173767
nepal
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>>53173767
So, it's blacks vs slavs then? I'm alright with that
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>>53176923
Het valt wel mee als je de deur uitgaat. En ziet wat de gemiddelde idioot is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w58BPcLeGt4
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>there are literally reddit cucks ITT pushing the "africans are physically strong" meymey RIGHT NOW
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>>53177085
Its not always just about who is the biggest though, if a population has a long history of violence and turmoil i am thinking alot of the men are able fighters.
Not so much for 1st world desk workers.
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Average white people are weak nowadays. Some black person would probably win
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>>53177192
they aren't
you are mistaking africans wirth USA niggers

here in Sofia there are a lot of african students and if their skin wasn't black you'd mistake them for a british pussy or something while bulgarian teens are walking around acting like thugs

they are nothing like you think
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>>53176943
I think you'll find that memes are just memes. The average Swede is taller than you, stronger than you, in better shape than you and while he may not be quick to anger, you will regret it if you actually do make him angry.
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>>53177258
lmao
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>>53177258
A wild pack of Dutch retards arrive. What do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63qNn0DuLKs
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>>53177255
the only reason alot of US blacks are strong is because they were bred like cattle to work in the fields
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>>53177363
i'm not saying they're strong, i'm talking about their macho culture, we have it too

actual africans are pussies
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>>53177417
i dont think africans that travel to bulgaria are average africans
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>>53177255
I never knew Bulgaria was in africa
Refugees =/= Average african
Refugees from africa are generally economic migrants that were wealthy enough to move, probably lived in a city before moving as well.
There are differences even in africa ofcourse, but countries such a Congo, Central African republic and other countries that experience turmoil would probably have an advantage.
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>>53177417
People who come directly from Somalia and such here tend to truly be underfed manlets.
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>>53177258
>The average Swede is taller than you
wew lad, you underestimate our highlander nature
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Israel, every man has been in the military and knows krav maga
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>>53177254
But niggers are dumber on average.
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>>53177488
Why do slavs encompass people from Croatia, to Poland to Russia when they are such different people?
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>>53177437
>>53177452
>>53177459
literally every single one i've seen looked feminine and timid

what advantage would they have? they aren't as tall as europeans, they aren't as strong as europoeans

they may be faster but how does that help when they're dumb as shit?
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>>53177518
All Muslim countries will gang up on Israel though.
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>>53177518
Muslims would kill the jew first
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I'd say that the Russian could easily win, because he is he one with the most experience (most likely)
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>>53177596
experience with what?
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>>53177596
I feel like the Brazilian dude would just be a sneaky bastard. He'd make allies then backstab them. Then hide untill only a few men remain to enhance his chances.
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>>53177623

Misery, violence and abject suffering.
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>>53177664
The Brazilians and Indonesians would just climb into a tree and wait it out, while eating peanuts and banana's.
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>>53177530
there are some shared genetics since all Slavs lived in the same region like 1300 years ago. also because of slavic languages which are at least 75% the same
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Top ten:

1. Serbia
2. Bosnia
3. Netherlands
4. Finland
5. Hungary
6. Congo
7. Sweden
8. Russia
9. Brazil
10. Mongolia
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>>53177596
the average from 1990' - maybe
today - certainly not
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>>53177823
>serbia
>bosnia
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>>53177823
I'm pretty sure the UK would fare pretty well desu. Just like Turkey.
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>>53177865
Brits are sissies and Turks are manlets...
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>>53177865
And Ireland.
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>>53176514
:DDDDDDDDDD
at least we caused losseses to enemy, unlike you :DDDDD
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>>53177488
It is a well-documented fact that height differs between income groups, etc. People in higher education are likely to be taller than average, especially in shitholes like yugoland. I wouldn't put much stock in your measurements of a few hand-picked university students. Meanwhile, the Swedish statistic comes from measuring every male as they come of age and are evaluated for conscription. Note that this includes imported non-Swede manlets and that the average Swede is actually taller.
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>>53178045
nice passive-aggressive post
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>>53178045
In our last war which was against Indonesia we killed 30 people (half of which were fighters) for every Dutch loss.
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>>53177902
why do you think height matters
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I claim victory.
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>>53177902
Britain is probably the only developed country left in the world where a weekend's entertainment consists of punching each other in the face over pretty issues.
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>thinking you have a hope in hell against a nation of rugged lumberjacks and oil rig workers
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Probably someone from a third world shithole who is desensitised to violence and more willing to kill to survive
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>>53178563
Because a taller man will have the advantage on a shorter one obviously. Height isn'nt everything but it certainly does make a difference.
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>>53173767
the israeli would win because he would lie to all the others to make them massacre each other, then would sneakily kill the survivors, probably when they're sleeping.

obviously the jew with a bit of military training who grew up in a country surrounded by nations that want to see him stoned to death is going to win, how is this even a question?
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>>53178659
Pretty much this. Kick in the nuts and gouge out the eyes, fighting dirty works.
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The Germanics could easily buddy up. If you encounter a German, Dutch or Afrikaans speaker you wouldn't fight them.

Same thing for anglos probably.
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Top 10 2bh

1. Montenegro
2. Bosnia
3. Serbia
4. Netherlands
5. Croatia
6. Bulgaria
7. Russia
8. Ukraine
9. Brazil
10. Iceland
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>>53178768
And countries with lots of little Islands who are countries also have an advantage.

I mean, if the Netherlands, Aruba, Curacao, Sint Maarten, Suriname, South Africa, Belgium and Luxembourg team up you already have a small gang. And then you haven't even met the other Germanics or anglos.

Countries like France and the UK probably have a shitload of Islands.
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>>53173767
>he most average man from your country is sent to fight bare hands with the most average men from every country in a one vs all.

Probably the one from the tallest people with most warfare experience.

I mean it is obvious.
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So, since we talking about teaming up. What would the teams be?

A good team would be western europe

Another good one would be the Balkan shitholes

Latin America pretty strong stuff too, used to violence and shit

Africans wouldnt team up for shit because they are too retarded for that, though I can see a pretty sneaky north africa team

North America team would be weak as fuck haha
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>>53178986
>self fucking reported

Lmao. Reddit tier shit.
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>>53178986
>dutch
>self-reported
>KEK

Serbs probably win, those guys are huge.
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>>53178986
There's no way 184 cm is the average height, I'm only 177cm.
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>>53179078
The commonwealth would win, if they would be able to recognize each other as allies. But I doubt they'd recognize each other as such.
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>>53173767
Spain
>He goes to sleep
>Everyone forgets he even exists
>Wakes up is told he's won, after such hard work he goes to rest again
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>>53173963
>an American winning

Being fat doesn't shield you from blows
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>>53179121
Lmao none of those countries give a shit about one another.

And ex Yugo country would win. This shouldn't even be a debate. The average man in those countries is probably early 40s and was in a war 20 years ago and is also over 180 cm 90 kg
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>>53179087
>There's no way 184 cm is the average height,
Why not? I think it'll be even taller when the current 80 year olds start dying..

> I'm only 177cm.
Kek, manlet. Sucks to be short m8..

t. above average height (190cm)
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>>53178986
>>53179078
>yugo diaspora shilling for their shithole yet again
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>>53179160
Our smaller friends cling to us.
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>>53179186
>shilling
>not recognising factual values

butthurt dutchmen, self-report yourself nigga
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>>53179177
>190cm

175cm to 180cm is arguably the perfect heigh for literally anything, 190cm is lanklet tier and you'll never be able to make any proper gains without roids.

But you might attract those 180cm bulldozer women though.
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Brazil, thailand, mexico, cuba, georgia, russia would all be good choices because they have strong martial arts culture and have produced tons of great combat athletes
can you name many great african boxers, wrestlers, thai boxers, brazilian jiu jitsu fighters, mma fighters? can you name many great western european ones?
the greatest fighters all come from latin america, eastern europe, and also thailand
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Yugo breed here.. Mix of Bosnian Serb and Montenegrin roots.

>195 cm
>110 kg

Feels good.

One thing I can say for sure is the Canadian would get killed first. Weak and cowardly people in general. It would probably be a pajeet or Chink Canadian.
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>>53179277
We're constantly kick boxing (k9) world champions.
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>>53179282

Fight me in real life and not online and see what happens 1vs1 faggit
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>yugo
>only 176 cm
feels bad man
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>>53179267
>175cm to 180cm is arguably the perfect heigh for literally anything,
Kek, when you're a girl maybe.
>190cm is lanklet tier
Most things in this country are made for 190cm+ people now, anon. From benches to vehicles to clothing..
>and you'll never be able to make any proper gains without roids.
That's not even true, anon.

Does it hurt being short or something?
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>>53179277
Latin America doesnt stand a chance 2bh. Dumb and hairy manlets... Unless they team up.
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>>53179318
K1
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_K-1_champions

K9 is a dog.
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>>53179277
None of that shit matters since the average man from most of those countries such as Mexico and Thailand is skinny fat and 165 cm.
An untrained Slav standing at 180 would crush an untrained thai lady not standing at 165 cm.
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>>53179340
As a Yugo 195 cm 8 feel like the Netherlands would be perfect for me. I'm tired of all these manlets here. They literally will never learn.
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>>53179318
>kick boxing
>k9
trash
proper muay thai fighters would annihilate your shitty westernized kick boxers

I'dd like to see any of your fighters beat buakaw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJcQ1lAs28I
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lol at first world thinking they would survive
Being savage and killing is our thing, you guys handle the polite and money stuff
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>>53179354
mexico has produced an immense amount of great boxers who literally made their careers out of beating up american niggers
same with brazil
obviously brazilian jiu jitsu in brazil, and they also pioneered MMA
latin america is the best continent when it comes to producing great fighters
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>>53179395
The current heavy weight champion is Dutch.

My own kick boxing trainer has been a world champion in muay thai.
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>>53179394
Seems you're more in common with the USA Muh heritagefag
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>>53179395
I don't think you understand the situation here.
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>>53179445
>cant hang with thais so you create your own league full of niggers and arabs who can barely keep their balance when they throw a roundhouse and dont even know how to escape out of a muay thai plum
lol
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>>53179500
K1 is Japanese. Because our kick boxing is based on Karate (mixed with boxing).
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>>53179489
NL got btfo by fedor lmao
watch the fight
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>>53179443
Maybe. But keep in mind we are talking about the most average guy form each country. Which probably makes it to be a skinny fat manlet from Mexico, that has never fought anyone unless maybe the drunk neigbour over a stolen chicken.
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>>53179530
Fedor was literally just laying on top of him for 30 minutes doing nothing.
>hurr i'll win from this kick boxer keeping him on the ground for a fucking half hour
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>>53179572
That's not even fighting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cs9Pf-q9G4Q
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>>53179572
>babby's first exposure to grappling
I bet you don't even know what a triangle choke is
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>>53179446
Heritage? I was born in Montenegro when it was still Yugoslavia actually. Lived there for 12 years before coming to Canada.
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Depends if we have access to spoons or not
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>>53179613
If fedor wanted to KO him he would have to struggle another 16 hours until Semmy would've fallen asleep by himself.
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>>53177823
based off what?
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>>53179654
Oh so you're an ungrateful immigrant from an absolute shithole. Hello Toronto! Leave already you gigantic faggot
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We're the chosen ones so we must win silly goys
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>>53179738
I don't live in Toronto. And where do I say I'm ungrateful for Canada?
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>>53179489
>I don't think you understand the situation here.
>KEK
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>>53179808
Still not KO. They just ran out of time.
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>>53179731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEfsLhdc5R4
>pure strikers in actual fighting situations
kek
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>>53179738
>>53179787
hey calm down fellas no need to fly off the handle

bloody angry canadians
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>>53179808
>>53179841
>>53179842
you niggers dont understand, it's not about pro boxing or whatever this chav sport is called, it's about average men fighting each others.
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>>53179842
For centuries we were the only trading partner of Japan. So we also have a Judo tradition. Karate (which became kick boxing) and Judo. We have the first non-Japanese Judo champion for example. And besides Japan, the UK and USA the most 10th dan Judoka's.
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>>53177255
>a british pussy
I think you mean Anglo-Saxon master race
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Irish Travellers are the strongest race in the world. Anyone who disagrees is a memelord.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nvfQS_HPng
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>>53179963
>We have the first non-Japanese Judo champion for example
Anton Geesink was a big guy desu.
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