Best way to start learning French?

Look at a French word and only pronounce half the letters.

move to france

>>53166475
is this a banter thread?

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>>53166475

>>53166594
quebec is NOT a real province

>>53166475
What the hell? Am I going crazy or is the red part of the French flag way bigger than the other two parts? Was it always like this? This is like Bernstain bears all over again.

>>53166637
Yeah and?

>>53166475
quran since Germany just unleashed hell over EU

>>53166652
your hans chinese

>>53166651
It seems that this flag is used at sea.

>>53166475
Say "Je suis" and "C'est" at the beginning of every sentence. It'll make you sound like you've been speaking the language all your life.

>>53166475
dl captvty

Convert to Islam

>>53170126
ebin

I learned how to say I am a girl on duolingo, I've been cat fishing suckers ever since.

je suis une fille, hehehe!

>>53166475
salam alaikum is hello but that's all I know buddy, sorry.

>>53170152
that's not cool

>>53170172

mark is that you

>>53166475
First you must learn the alphabét. Start with a pencil and a blank piece of paper. Hoist the paper on pencil.

Congratulations, you've learned to French.

>>53170165
But in all seriousness, Duolingo is pretty good if you have the patience

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>>53170188
Hitler dubs confirm.

>>53166475

take french lessons and buy a french dictionary

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>>53170211
Double dubs confirm it even further. It's a Maginot line all over again.

>>53170184
whatever dude

>>53167044
Aye
for real men also sail the red sea

>>53170191
Duolingo is good, that's how I learned French.
Duolingo est bonne, c'est comment j'ai appris Francais.

>>53166635
tabarnak dude.
pourquoi tu me fais ca?

>>53166575
That's actually pretty good advice.

>>53170700
Doesn't look that good to me but okay famille

>>53171333
What about it doesn't look good "famille"?

Start by learning the basics on Duolingo and then read some French literature.

>>53171369
Duolingo est bon, c'est comme ça que j'ai appris le Français
Better imo

>>53171442
Depends on weather you consider Duolingo a masculine or feminine noun. I did indeed word it in a manner that is different from the way most natives would say it. I also forgot to add the article le to Francais, but that's the only real mistake I made. Everything else is perfectly acceptable.

>>53166475
Also watch French movies, and listen to French music so you have practice comprehending the spoken language.

>>53171552
I would actually change bon to bien
And duolingo definitely feels masculine to me
Bonne chance

t. Pierre Jean à l'étranger

>>53171698
Duolingo est bien? Duolingo is well?

Surrender to their lovely culture.

>>53171698
Ou peut-etre 'duolingo enseigne bien.'

>>53171734
Bien can also mean good

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>>53170240

>>53171797
Hein, vraiment... on apprend quelque chose nouvelle chaque jour.

>>53171797
L'etranger dit merci beaucoup.

>>53166475
linguo.tv

>>53171911
Yeah for example :
that's good would translate to C'est bien
>>53171952
De rien

Can a frog here confirm that bon and bien mean the same thing?

>>53170188
>>53170211
>>53170240
obsessed

>>53174002
Bno beans good
Bien means well

>>53174064
Ah OK, thanks mate appreciate it.

>>53166475
Pronounce anglais words avec un French accent. It worked half of the time when I studied French.

>>53166475
RIIIBBIT, RIBBIT.

PUTAIN