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Australians are superior edition
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>>53164819
JANNY DELET THIS REEEEE
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halo
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completely shit edition desu
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might make a new thread
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>>53164846
>madlad mad his shit thread got pruned
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idk if that irish lad is still awake but this august alsina album is a bit shit
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>>53164819
>tfw no deadly anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_czeCgS4J4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDLyKSYRqXM&t=2m24s

mfw the janny lads

The Lads who fought the Janny.avi
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>>53164903
>idk if that irish lad is still awake but this august alsina album is a bit shit
u tlkin to mw
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>>53164819
Janny delete this NOW
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>>53164889
good lad
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>>53164933
> worst girl
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>>53164819
jesus christ i hate janny so much
pic related its janny
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>>53164924
>tfw no deadly anything
LMAO
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>>53164956
>So you thought you could mock the Janny as survive did you? *unsheeves katana*
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>>53164903
>not listening to your Spotify Discover Weekly and saving all the best songs
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kill for a beer right now
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>>53164924
>Foreigners know about Les Hiddins
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>>53164979
*runs his hand on your leg*
sucks that you have no beer tonight, you yank~

why don't you drink me instead? Canada will never find out :3
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>he doesn't listen to the Dubliners

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A5CHEmTT5s
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why are austrailian posters the best posters on /int/?
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>>53165006
because they're so cute
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>>53164956
reported
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>>53165022
I-I WISH I HAD AN AMERICAN BF TO SPOON ME
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>>53164989

o-ok
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>>53165031
>reported
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Kyary
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>>53164819
So I told the lad to go over the top.. he actually did it the absolute madman hahahahahahaha
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>So I told the lad to go over the top.. he actually did it the absolute madman hahahahahahaha
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>>53165095
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>>53165042
>tfw no aussie to cuddle and call a cunt :(
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>>53165022
>>53165042
>>53165149
get a room lads
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>>53165081
thought youd gone to beddy beddy boe boes
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just finished merlins crystal lads
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should i annex the philippines lads
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>>53164819
fuck off aussie desu
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>>53164982
Les is the Boss. He taught Ray Mears Straya bushcraft. Ray taught Brit Swede special forces to eat worms and bark.
Bear Grills looks nice on TV drinking camel piss so there's that.
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I FARTED
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>>53165192
>radical party
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the thing that pisses me off about le epic quality discussion meme is that its dishonest. ask the average /int/olerant what is important to him, and youll get answers like "international memes", "quality international banter", "alberto barbosa" and the like. serious discussion is so unpopular it even became a meme
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>>53165227
>not being a radical centrist
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>>53165178
Was playing pool in the basement, taking full advantage of this decadent yank abode.
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>>53164819
pretty desu
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>>53165192
Worked first time around. Totally not empire this time or last.
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>>53165273
look at my image lad, i'm not talking about america
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>not being a radical centrist
>It's like i'm a centrist, only I wear a fedora
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>>53165277
just had a chicken seizure salad
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>>53165277
Fuck you he's epileptic.
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>>53165277
Fucking hell I had a similar gimmick like a year ago
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>>53165293
prettt witty lad haha
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cold out
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>>53165254
>playing pool in the basement
this is the new normie ky# which i am forced to endure
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Any cunt need a beer? Can't finish all of these.
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>>53165367
sure lad
*throws hands up to catch the pass*
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>>53165367
sure send one to 123 heritage street, chicago, IL, america
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>>53165293
I kekled
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>>53165362
*forces your head*
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I assure you that I'm no moron and I can take any amount of personal spite you care to throw at me. Instead, why don't you learn about the moslem take over of previously Christian Lebanon in the 1970s, where once 'friendly' moslem neighbours of christians turned on them and killed them. Read about 'hijrah', the invasion of countries by sheer numbers, as is happening in Germany right now. Read about Bridget Gabriel, a Lebanese christian, who spent 7 years living with her formerly affluent family in a bomb shelter to avoid being killed by moslems. Read about 'The Project', a Muslim Brotherhood plan written in 1982 and now experiencing worldwide success. Read about the ZUS in France, Zone Urban Sensibles, where sharia is the law. There are over 800 of those now. The French police hardly dare visit. Read, read, read. There's so much you could learn about the moslem takeover of the world that is going on right under your nose and it would be better time spent than squirting your little drops of venom at me.

its so easy baiting people on youtube ffs
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>>53165337
>snow
>Ireland this year
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doing a wake up
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>>53165380
*jumps up in front of you and catches the beer*
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>>53165462
the couple years before i left there was snow every year lol
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>>53165469
That was for the yank.
What a dick.
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>>53165433
*grabs your arm and twists it behind your back, thrusting it sharply upwards so the shoulder dislocates and begins to haemorrhage internally*
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Big fan of anime here lmao
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>>53165508
>All in good fun, no harm done m8!
*Bleeds out internally*
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*has a look*
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mumsie soon shall be getting up so i must now get under cover and revert to iPost
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This thread is filled with role-playing weebs, night cunts..
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>>53165575
>This thread is filled with role-playing weebs, night cunts..
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iPost is now online and i am in bed, watching, waiting
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masturbating
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>>53165534
thats all of it
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my favourite meme is when lmao is when the dudes lmao hold up when the dudes crop your face hahahaha and post it in the comments ahahahha and get a dozen likes aha lololol and then some other lad chimes in and is like "when the ___ is ____" haahahlllllllmfaooooo lads #thelads #ladsontour
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>>53165575
FOY
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*slips on my bantaloons*
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>>53165685
fascinating
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just took 2 sleeping pills

see yerz
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>>53165685
fantastic post
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>>53165720
naughty boy
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>>53165733
u drugy fuk
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>>53165205
>Bear Grills looks nice on TV drinking camel piss so there's that.
Only downsides are that he wasn't full time Army and half his shit is staged for effect. Grylls, I mean, not Hiddins or Mears.
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>>53165724
hahahahah that face when haa when the meme is good pffffhahhahahahah
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>>53165733
what did you take lad
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>>53165763
sleeping pills
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>>53165761
fuck off back to facebook normie cunt
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discovered I'm really into watching girls poop today, lads
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>>53165769
Two of them?
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right lads, just managed to beat the british empire and annex the philippines (as australia) haha
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>>53165778
yeah i took 3
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>>53165772
aha when the lad is rude #lmaoing #rudeLAD
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>>53165776
Myth; girls don't shit. Don't even try to tell us otherwise.
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>>53165534
Who the fuck is this yank?
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>>53165753
He wasn't sas. He's Hollywood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBvo4n6owkI
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>>53165797
oops

2*

guessing im feeling droozy already haha
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>>53165792
very very good lad
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Get lost aussie, America rules you
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>>53165833
I wish he'd rule me in bed..;3
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>>53165805
lmao was that not you

i did have suspicions seeing as there was no flag, but then you have been known to use mobile posting devices just like my old dear self
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>>53165803

explain this then

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1451941103872.webm
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another one ahaahha another one of my favourite #middleclass memes is when ahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahha is when the utter mad man lad posts something silly on an event page like lmaooooo omfg like "lad can you like invite shannon nole" PSSFFHHAHAHAHAH absolute banging joke my lads ahahah "hi can i like bring my perscription pingers" FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAHAHAKKKKKKKKKKKAKAKAKAKAKA
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>>53165833
i have an american gf

her vagina tastes like corn
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>>53165753
yeah he was reserves but they still have to do the same selection which is proper mingin
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>>53165920
hi there pone
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>>53165920
reported
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>>53165805
suck my DICK
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>>53165920
BEST PONE
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>>53165870
interesting
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post your dream car
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>>53165870
DELETE THIS
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>>53165864
If only I could attach a genuine Kyary to every post without fear of reprisal.
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bad dreams lads ;-;
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haha now look what i've gone and done!
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>>53165920
>there's an mlp thing at a shopping centre near me at the moment.
>big fucking cardboard cutouts of ponies.
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>>53165876
filtered
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>>53165876
when somebody asks if there will be sniffer dogs because their friend is allergic to dogs and they think theyre really cool because they repeat somebody elses joke
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>If only I could attach a genuine Kyary to every post without fear of reprisal.
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why aren't you handsome lads?
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>>53165833
Straya are Brits. Not even brothers. We're the same. Same cuntish banter, they're better looking, we're smarter. Cricket, something about rugby. They have deadly toilet spiders we have rain.
They'll pretend they're you, but they'll know they're us.
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>>53166073
I am
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MISSION CRITICAL POLL LADS
http://strawpoll.me/6463259
http://strawpoll.me/6463259
http://strawpoll.me/6463259
http://strawpoll.me/6463259
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this thread rn
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>>53164819
>Go in barbers to get my hair cut
>all the barbers are ripping each other apart with banter
>talking about how one of the barbers has a stupid dead beat son that won't amount to anything
>one foreign woman in the shop waiting for her son to get a haircut looks mortified
I fucking love this country
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>>53165992
on the plus side its not as bad as it used to be in that regard

couldnt even do the start-of-new-thread gimmick at one point
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doing a RES (really enjoyable shit)
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>>53166073
because i've had the same shitty haircut since I was 12
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The history of Ireland is a history of oppression and the struggle of the people against it the history of grasping landlords and conniving politicians who sought to deprive the people of their birthright. At regular times in Irelands past these grievances have boilled over and the ordinary people have reacted in the only way open to them.
Rebellion.
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>>53166090
*measures your cranial capacity and your brow width* hmm yes this all checks out
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on the prowl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHPf8AIobtE
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>>53166107
top meme lad 10/10
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>>53166133
Why would you bring that up now?
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hello lads
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hey lads gotta head out now

I appreciate our chat, see you when i get back

xoxo love you all~<3
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reddit took the redpill lads

https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/3zmahc/german_chancellor_merkel_disgust_at_new_year_gang/
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doing a going to bed
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hmmm will i get any essay done today

NOPE its chuck testa lol
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>>53166174
because im tired, bored and like this medley
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TZcWo1UCZQ4
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>>53166201
Take care
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>>53166137
bretty fuggin awesome actually
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>>53166227
sneaky drake reference
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>>53165870
>explain this then
Directed by Michael Bay.
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something from yesterday
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>>53165807
My sentiments exactly.
>>53165901
Why go through all that trouble and money for people that aren't even full time?
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this is the same cunt that spent over an hour doing vocaroos in this awful fake yank-irish accent

some of the most embarrassing, cringeworthy and genuinely autistic behaviour ive seen in quite a long while
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>>53166107
Sacrelidge.
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>>53166299
that was like 15 minutes
just cos im not a dubliner doesnt mean its a yank accent
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>>53166203
>>53166137
>>53166104
Didn't click
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getting up for work lads. couldn't sleep last night, must have got about 3 hours. going to be a mong all day t b h
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>>53166224
Luke is a genius.
http://www.globalresearch.ca/the-irish-slave-trade-the-forgotten-white-slaves/31076
>In time, the English thought of a better way to use these women (in many cases, girls as young as 12) to increase their market share: The settlers began to breed Irish women and girls with African men to produce slaves with a distinct complexion. These new “mulatto” slaves brought a higher price than Irish livestock and, likewise, enabled the settlers to save money rather than purchase new African slaves. This practice of interbreeding Irish females with African men went on for several decades and was so widespread that, in 1681, legislation was passed “forbidding the practice of mating Irish slave women to African slave men for the purpose of producing slaves for sale.” In short, it was stopped only because it interfered with the profits of a large slave transport company.
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>>53166335
good lad
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>>53165807
>Going from burning beds to burning bats
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You wanna get lean/ 2 for 15/ nah it ain't low I get it from dappa
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>>53166354
is he really?
dont know much about him
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>>53166276
a lot want to be in the military, have the kudos of being a soldier and get sent on operations

however they dont want to spend their life in a barracks doing mundane duties and training all day every day

its the way to go
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I just wanna go fast
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having a pop
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>>53166401
So even your SAS has a reserve branch?
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amen
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>>53166369
I was listening to at the time. Hand dat land back and such. Its a gud tune.
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>>53166369
TIMES ARE TOUGH
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the only thing you're taking is your clothes off ~~~
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>>53166436
the correct word

good la
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>>53166434
dem impossible nips.
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>>53166455
I was referring more to his housing scheme that resulted in a teenage boy dying.
>>53166456
Not really sure what you're getting at m8.
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>>53166440
Not even sbs.
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>>53166440
commandos here have a reserve branch but it's usually reserved for surgeons/doctors and stuff like that
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>>53166440
ye
https://www.army.mod.uk/rolefinder/role/188/sas-soldier-reserves

plus the goverments putting a lot into the reserves at the moment as theyre intended to be more integrated and have a more active role (mainly to cut costs by simultaneously reducing the regulars)
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>>53166519
we've got the best of both worlds here
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>>53166529
>sbs
are they harder than the sas?
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>>53166509
>Be walking home late one night.
>Have to detour through the park.
>Think you're alone, but feel like someone's watching.
>Suddenly you hear a rustling noise from some bushes you just passed.
>You turn around just in time to see a woman emerge.
>She lifts her shirt up and you see an amazingly pointy pair of tits aimed right at you.
>"Give me your wallet or I'll fucking stab you."
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>>53166519
>I was referring more to his housing scheme that resulted in a teenage boy dying.
Fair enough.
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>>53166573
the same

but theyre the navy's special forces so recruit from the marines
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>>53166573
Idk.
Think they saw more action during WW2 if you're not taking the piss. lol
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>>53166573
theyre like your navy seals
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>>53166529
Not sure what you mean. SBS is our multiculti TV channel here.
>>53166601
Are they Royal Marine Commandos, or something different again?
>>53166540
I know Commandos do, but not so sure about the SAS.
>usually reserved for surgeons/doctors
Really? I did not know. Did you read that somewhere or did somebody tell you?
>>53166544
I would have thought the full time/regulars would be slightly better and for that reason you'd want to keep them around anyway.
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>>53166544
bad idea
reserves always get slaughtered and muck shit up.
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mumsies getting up any minute

have to be very quiet now, dont want to get hit
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>>53166622
i can't remember where i read it, but i swear i remember reading something that said they don't waste 1st commando cycle spots on people who are unskilled. unless they were just saying "ohhh look at this guy, he's a doctor by day and an operator by night" but i don't think they were. makes sense in a way when you could potentially have more skilled guys cycle in that aren't truck drivers and shit.

more often than not, people who enter commandos enter via 2nd regiment which is full time.
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>>53166622
sbs are special forces, royal marines are also but not on the same level
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>>53166644
does she beat you
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>>53166644
Trying and failing to imagine your home life.
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I have a confession to make. I'm a Navy SEAL.
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>>53166678
i didn't know royal marines were SOF. I thought they were kind of like advanced infantry but not at SOF tier.
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>>53166601
>>53166614
>>53166619
cheers lads. hadn't heard of them before
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anime
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>>53166646
Original not Fat boy slim? Slower one. I was in Uni when that came out.
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think the whole thailand bit has been a little played out now, thailad. Have you considered moving to the Philippines, or perhaps Mongolia?
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>>53166766
them's chebs
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>>53166625
not here

ta/reserves have had a good record in the recent conflicts, and not just in the army. they get put in with the regulars and end up doing just as good a job

what is somewhat concerning however is that the goverments planning to deploy reserves as full units (normally just a few of the best are sent to join the regs); that could have different results
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>>53165776
>>53165870

This lad here. Really regret wanking to that now
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>>53166678
Understood.
>>53166673
>more often than not, people who enter commandos enter via 2nd regiment which is full time.
Figured as much.
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>>53166774
It's the original but sped up, I was a literal child. I remember my big sister and her m8s singing "a bus full of pakis on the 45"
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*starts from the bottom*
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>>53166790
Chebs
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>>53166853

Is your sister hot?
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>>53166859
That's anime
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>>53166826
Why'd you do it then? Just get caught up in the moment?
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>>53166258
From /g/ right?
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>>53166646
This sort of music makes me feel nostalgic as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV1XWJN3nJo
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*works way up*
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>>53166831
yeah ngl i'd love to try out for it hahahaha but a lot of potential for failure 2bh
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>>53166854
*charges you with sexual assault*
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>>53166853
post her legs
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>>53164819
>timtams

am I too right, lads?
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>>53166718
well technically theyre classed as light infantry but they are an elite unit; their training is second only to that of the sas/sbs
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>>53166874
a-anime?
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>>53166893
*turns your boy into a man*
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>>53166903
They're shite

t. someone that's actually made the mistake of buying them from Coles
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>>53166891
I wanted to do it ages ago, but never got in shape and felt I wasn't ready in other ways. Now that I've got my head in a better space to even think of something like that, now I'm too old and have a couple of injuries slowing me down. Oh well, trying to move onto other things now anyway. You working at the moment bro?
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>>53166910
C H E B S
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>>53166910
2,1
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>>53166922

shit taste bruv
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>>53166686
theyres movement and sound in the kitchen now

im under the covers being as quiet as mouses, have to be careful indeed now
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>>53166774
actually yeah, it sounds identical to the fatboy slim one.
>>53166864
she's a pretty lady, she's like 32 with 2 kids though.
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>>53166922
>timtams
>shite
Never come back here.
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>wll hello there yes it is me the famous nonce living in thailand
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>>53166910
me on the left
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>>53166881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2wUbgAAydY
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>>53166923
just part time while I try and get into medicine hahaha

if i dont get in then i might join the army and give the commandos a try.

how old are you m8? i'm 23 now and feel like that's pre young for that sort of thing unless you're an absolute unit
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Collection of some of my favorite song, m8s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7k0a5hYnSI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ3uDVOKHDM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBrPbffXFhM
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>>53166962
>taking the piss with my own reaction images
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>implying you racists wouldn't race mix for this sweet sweet bunda
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being as silent as the grave; i think this is the Make Or Break
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>>53166999
The ultimate insult to be fair
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>>53166948

thailad is an uncle. Added to my database desu
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ARNOTT'S POWER RANKINGS
>MINT SLICE
>BUTTERNUT SNAP
>MONTE CARLO
>LEMON SLICE
>KINGSTON
>TRIPLE WAFER
>SHORTBREAD CREAM
>DELTA CREAM
>***ENORMOUS POWER GAP***
>TIM TAMS
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>>53166718
Royal marines are the cream of British regiments. Paras think they are but the Royal Marines are there for them to aspire to. Best trained regiment globally. There's bait. Smaller regiments are more elite but, Brits from the Royal Marines train them too so.
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birth rates of ethnic groups in the england and wales, surprise the Muslims reproduce like rats
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>>53166989
alri mum
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>>53166946
Are you sleeping in the lounge or something?
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>>53167024
too far ngl
>>53167027
what's the purpose of the database?
>>
Do the UK special forces go on daring illegal missions like the US ones?
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>>53167061

thinking about doing something like that guy from /sp/. It'll be funny and my lame claim to fame
>>
>>53167032
>>53166904
learn something new every day. i always thought they were advanced infantry and that was that. i knew about selection but i thought it was more about eliminating dregs rather than choosing only the best.
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>>53167061
I got my eyes on you
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>>53167080
they kill innocent civilians indiscriminately, so yes
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>>53167096
business idea: do something else
>>53167111
good lad
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Is there an armour version of special forces? Like the Special Tank Brigade or something.
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>>53167080
breh SAS are like top tier operator 2bh
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The bunda is mine. Please don't masturbate over her
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>>53167133
who is this la
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>>53167060
no upstairs in my bedroom. but have to stay on the alert and keep a Weather Eye On The Horizon, could come in at any time

and i am not found asleep with iPost tucked away then she'll have my guts for garters and ill get a right beating
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>>53167137
HSM very hush hush
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6inJMhYcqA
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is america finally going to become a nogunz country?
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I just want her to love me
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>>53167118
nevr 4get lads
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>>53167138
Yeah but do they have like the JSOC "Wild Boys! Do whatever you gotta do!" type of mandate?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ENpRYyoQ1M
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Night lads and lasses.
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>>53167100
no royal marines are quite literally athlete-tier
>>53167137
what lmao
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@53167210
>a fucking leaf
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>>53167128

business idea: like what?
>>
>>53167167
Slagathor
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>>53167223
Like get some of those really fast tanks, and they go on wild raids to save the hostages and blow up the bad guys with the twenty mike-mike pa-POW
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQBGmBOhQEE

I've discovered something that slows down time, lads. It's only a minute and 45 seconds long, but it feels like 2 hours
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>>53167210
>harvest moon

my n-word
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>>53167205
there are SAS hunter/killer teams whizzing around the ME on quad bikes killing isis targets hahaha

they'd probably be less cavalier than the US but that's just because the US are more extreme rather than the UK being inactive/quiet. that being said, the US is so much less cowboy than 20/30 years ago. back when delta was formed, fucking hell it was an absolute wildwest.
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>>53167210
>>
spartan alpha squadron
>>
>someone from letting agency did a visit on behalf of landlord yesterday afternoon
>I couldn't be there (was at work) but I agreed to it
>come back from work
>some of my drawers half open
>wardrobe wide open and my stuff bunched at one side (I normally have my ironed shirts spread out)
>write them an e-mail saying I do not appreciate them going through my things and they should at least close the wardrobe after doing it
>they reply denying they did it

What now?
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>need to leave the house at 12
>already bricking it
I'm getting real fucking sick of this shit
might just end it 2bh
>>
Gf is going to the airport in a few hours to go on a girls holiday to magaluf.
That's nothing to worry about, right? I mean, I checked and she did only book flights with her female friends. There's nothing wrong with just going on a holiday with your friends. I don't want to be some overbearing bf that doesn't let her have female friends.
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>tfw wet dream
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>>53167297
Lacedaemonian.
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>>53167176
0800 1111
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>>53167317
>girls holiday
>shagaluf
>in January

Ask her how syrian cock tastes like la
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>>53167317
Stop being so clingy
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>>53167327
>>
>>53167205
literally no one knows

never hear anything about what they do other than "SAS are operating in X region"
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>>53167295
JSOC is crazier than you might think. Read Dirty Wars.
>>
>>53167288
Why does this exist?

it makes even less sense than medieval peasants singing "We Will Rock You" in A Knight's Tale
>>
>>53167288

Rape Me would probably be a more appropriate nirvana song for a pirate to sing
>>
lads i have become extremely despondent over the past two days
what do
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>>53167258
Learn Adobe After Effects
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>>53167128
>>
Lads I need some fresh ASMR, any good ASMR bangers recently?
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>>53167390
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>>53167369
have you read inside delta?

they were absolute nutters when they first began the unit. they had minimal support by army higher ups and so had to do all this shit on a budget.

they used to go to rentacar places by the airport, rent cars and then do a week of operator tier driving school shit in them and return them fucked up. they were absolute madmen hahaha. i'll give that book a read though, always a fan of that sort of stuff.
>>
>>53167415
>i'll give that book a read though
there's also a documentary of the same name that's p good
>>
>>53167415
lol that's great.
I've been reading up on MACV-SOG recently, especially about their attempts to hunt down and capture Soviet Advisors.
>>
>>53166977
I turned 29 about a week ago. I know it's not that old, but I just don't feel so young anymore, either. Not so much physically, although injuries and ailments do seem to stay with me for longer than they did ten years ago. It's more just the passage of time, I feel like my best years are already behind me and I wasted them being a pathetic fuckup and a failure. Don't be me, anon. Do not be me.
>>
>>53167335
mumsies upstairs now situation is becoming quite desperate
>>
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>>53167028
DELET THIS!!!
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>>53167437
yeah just found it on netflix. i'll give it a watch tonight probs

>>53167467
i haven't read any books like that in a while. I saw a book by Robert Macklin on the formation of the australian commandos from WWII to now which sounds pretty nifty. i've also gotta buy crossroads which was written by the weapon mark donaldson who won the VC. apparently it was an absolute bitch to write because he was and still is an active operator, so there was governmental oversight to make sure he didn't discuss anything classified.
>>
>>53167384

seems like a lot of work an I have zero motivation to do anything in life. I wrote every paper I ever had to write in uni the night before it was due. Even then I didn't even start it until like 1 am. Wish I could get paid to shitpost on the internet
>>
>>>/his/512235
>Sidenote: The Aussies wanted him killed and the cities of Japan removed, they wanted the whole of Japan just to be a big farm.. they were pretty pissed.
wew lads
>>
ive come across a few australians who left the australian armed forces to join ours because they said the australian ones shite
>>
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>>53167495
This is all too much for me, I'm going to bed.
>>
>>53167406
Biphasic lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KacNLlPS5WY
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>>53167137
Maybe in anime, but probably not real life.
>>
>>53167300
make a complaint to the ombudsman
>>
>>53167469
yeah 29 is that age where you're not old by any means but your atheltic prime is going to be harder to maintain. that sucks though m8, my biggest fear is coming out of my 20's with nothing to show for it 2bh. kind of kicking myself I didn't join at 18, try for 2nd co at 20 and then leave at 22 if unsuccessful but oh well.
>>
impregnation is the best fetish
>>
>>53167530
i don't believe you

the australian military pays twice as much as the british military
>>
>>53167550
Shemale, hairy arms, smell tags please.
>>
>>53167530
they're most likely looking for more formal roles. in terms of unskilled guys in infantry, it's the exact opposite. ADF pays like 2 times the amount the Uk does to the soldiers of the same role.
>>
>>53167515
>seems like a lot of work an I have zero motivation to do anything in life.
That's why you need to find something you like doing. Stuff like photoshop, aftereffects, FL studio, coding etc. can be rewarding hobbies. It's good when you make something good.

If you get good at any of them or something similar you can turn your hobby into a career, then you're laughing.
>>
>>53167534
already?

weak cunt

anyway very good pic i like the weak puny legs particularly they excite me

nighty tighty
>>
>>53167573
>japanese """"""""""opinions""""""""""" on fetishes
go fuck a squid
>>
all gon die now see ya
>>
>>53167554
>>53167575
so you claim
>>
>>53167317
>Yet another, "W-will my gf be alright?" post.
Is this one prolific poster, a /brit/ meme or are there really just shitloads of insecure pussies from the UK on /int/?
>>
>>53167396
Who do you normally listen to?
>>
>>53167373

holy shit, they did it twice in one movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7Zis2dHG_8
>>
>>53167614
I would fuck a squid yes.
I also meant hairy armpits
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Alright lads accidentally super liked this honey but she swiped right so what shall I fang her?

Note: worried she is fat
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpqqjU7u5Yc
choon
>>
>>53167659
If you're not some tefl cunt then I like you.
>>
>>53167665
Ahoy hoy
>>
need a wank
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>>53167665
nat you phat
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>>53167707
>>53167707
>>53167707
>>53167707
>>53167707
NEW TRÅD
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>>53167653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uMGx8X1h1s
>>
>>53167703
Ahoy hoys always the fall back tbH
>>
I hate most people. There are time I look at people and see nothing worth liking
>>
>>53167665
nah I don't see any chub, have a go at 'er
>>
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>>53167519
Not surprising when you consider what the Nips were like though.
>Mum used to work at a cardiovascular practice
>One of the doctors there was a doctor in New Guinea during WW2
>Used to occasionally share stories about the war
>Unit he was with had been hiking through the jungle and had come across a small beach
>Bodies of nurses, doctors and aid workers strewn about the place
>Only a tiny handful of armed guards, but the rest were unarmed
>Japs had backed them into the water and machinegunned the lot of them
Not to mention decapitating unarmed, kneeling soldiers and forcing people into slavery on the Burma railway among other attrocities. The Japs were absolute animals and there was a fairly strong anti-Japanese sentiment among the older generation that lived through WW2 here for a very long time. Only reason it's started to go away is that most of them are dead now.
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>>53167547
>my biggest fear is coming out of my 20's with nothing to show for it 2bh
Well considering that's where I am right now, I know exactly what you mean and I don't blame you for having that fear. Later this year I'll be buying a helium tank, a mask and some tubing. I figure if I can't get shit together by 30 I'm probably not going to, so I might as well save some time.
>>
>>53167731
I like to listen to this Dutch gal, I have fallen asleep to her soothing voice many times:
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheWaterwhispers
>>
Birdy is best girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTuLDimhKaY
>>
>>53164924
Damn, now I want to go /out/
>>
>>53168131
Then do it. Also we've moved into the other thread now bruv.
>>
>>53167952
what is this? I get shivers and tingling in my neck when she whispers and shit
>>
>>53168224
Are you the same guy that was asking for this stuff? Because tingles and shit is kind of the whole point of ASMR.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomous_sensory_meridian_response
>a perceptual phenomenon characterized as a distinct, pleasurable tingling sensation in the head, scalp, back, or peripheral regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, or cognitive stimuli.
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>>53168387
Nah I'm not the same guy but I appreciate you showing me this all the same
>>
>>53168577
All good. Now come to the other thread because I'm taking this off my thread watcher.
>>
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