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cara

janny has lost the fucking PLOT

But it's only page 6

No, no this cannot be!

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>The Falklands shall be forever British edition

Really hope Jennie becomes my gf lads

a car

>>53159044
t. the caretaker

>>53159014

Fuck off you Dutch cunt

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>hi, I'm american

Look what i ordered lads

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https://youtu.be/0YgDDePTAMo
Me [the mum]

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>Really hope Jennie becomes my gf lads

>>53159014
>Janny don't you fucking dar

Lads is it true you can die if you develop a blood clot whilst sitting in a plane for too long and die from it or whatever

Come with me

Hail mary nigger come quick see

What do we have here now

What does fanny feel like on your willy lads?

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>>53159063
>white
>american

>>53159068
Looks nice

P A K I
O
O

>>53159068
Forgot link https://jlist.com/bestsellers/ao309

>>53159068
what

Cultural enrichment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2sdotx7Eks

http://strawpoll.me/6462071
http://strawpoll.me/6462071
http://strawpoll.me/6462071
http://strawpoll.me/6462071
http://strawpoll.me/6462071

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>Really hope Jennie becomes my gf lads

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>Lads is it true you can die if you develop a blood clot whilst sitting in a plane for too long and die from it or whatever

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Marina Diamandis

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Having a wank to spics

>>53159097

it's called deep vein thrombosis
don't recall ever hearing about someone dying from it

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Lads look at how many posts were in this thread haha, that's loads isn't it

>mfw a large gang of arabs raped about 90 women including a female police officer in Germany
>some people blamed the women

kek

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>Marina Diamandis

>>53159126
FUCK THE BOY DEM
FREE ALL THE MANDEM LOCKED UP IN THE HMP
SOON TOUCH ROAD MY NIGGAZ
THEY CAN LOCK THE LOCKS BUT CAN'T STOP THE CLOCKS *1HUNNA*

>>53159137
marina dam dem tits

When I was a kid I thought Purple Aki was a myth and he carved P and A onto your respective arse cheeks

don't talk shit about the unpaid one or else he'll get you banned lads:^)

>>53159097
It's possible but very uncommon

>>53159159
all me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyeMNCWgDHA

wow lads wish i'd just done it now instead of making a poll

i think you would've grown to like it too

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>>53159162
>not blaming the women

>>53159159
I think there was a thread with more

Maybe this was the one with more, can't remember

>>53159172
what song is this

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>>mfw a large gang of arabs raped about 90 women including a female police officer in Germany
>>some people blamed the women
>
>kek

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>>53159176
rude
>>53159164
you fucking wot

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>Having open borders with the Middle east won't endanger women at all

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>I fedora post

>>53159119
>Ordering anything from J-list
>Ordering an ONAHOLE of all things from J-list

Fucking no lad.

chicanos piratas culorrotos me cojo a sus viejas

saludos

pd: saludos

pd2: saludetes

pd3: cheers

>>53159209
kek it's not a song
was my impression of a typical nignogs facebook status when his m8 goes to prison

why do we even have borders and laws and shit?

.im on my own tip...not even guna internet war...but bout anson ive been there...rolld there..dun things wid most man but use aint as real as ive seen round my own hood......CLAIM WAT U WANT TO MAKE URSELF FEAL BETER.....REAL MAN ROUND HERE....MAJORITY BUSTAS IN L.SIGHT....sorry it has to be like that but its the TRUTH....bltenly seen evry1 run wen hotboiz are about.....wat happnd to standin ground..u might think ur ends is loccd but thats cus uve grown up ther n das all uve seen!!

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maisie

>>53159097
it's called deep vein thrombosis 2bh

it's really unlikely that you will ever experience it let alone die from it. you usually have to have shit like hypercoagubility etc or have recently had an orthopaedic operation

>tfw been talking to a girl too often and too regurlarly so Im probably in the friendzone

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>.im on my own tip...not even guna internet war...but bout anson ive been there...rolld there..dun things wid most man but use aint as real as ive seen round my own hood......CLAIM WAT U WANT TO MAKE URSELF FEAL BETER.....REAL MAN ROUND HERE....MAJORITY BUSTAS IN L.SIGHT....sorry it has to be like that but its the TRUTH....bltenly seen evry1 run wen hotboiz are about.....wat happnd to standin ground..u might think ur ends is loccd but thats cus uve grown up ther n das all uve seen!!

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heeeey b0ss gibe me Malvinas plz

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>>53159288
our maise

Our mission goal has now changed
The ship should dispose of itself by flying straight into the nearest sun

Mission name: Solar Core

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>>53159296
i-is that really how it works?

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>i fedora post

>>53159288
I fucking love Masie, I print out pictures of her face and wear it as a mask. I want to become Masie because Masie does AMAZE ME

>>53159326
spoiler that hog

>facial hair takes exactly 5 days to get to the point where my face doesn't look like that of a 14 year old's
>after about a week and a half it makes me look like a teenager that's just hit puberty and hasn't asked his mum to buy him a razor yet
>clean shaved I look like a child
>have to spent 5 days every week and a half looking like a child or else I look like a child

>>53159210

It's amazing how much progressives will bend off for muslims. Imagine if it was a group of neo-nazis raping muslim women. It'd be in the news for weeks

BORDERS? WAS UP WIV DAT

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>it's called deep vein thrombosis 2bh
>
>it's really unlikely that you will ever experience it let alone die from it. you usually have to have shit like hypercoagubility etc or have recently had an orthopaedic operation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRbblXSTcU8

>>53159330
No.

>>53159259
Its not just an onahole its the body of a moe qt it has bones and vagina and anus and titties
It comes with a cool poster of the box art too

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>>facial hair takes exactly 5 days to get to the point where my face doesn't look like that of a 14 year old's
>>after about a week and a half it makes me look like a teenager that's just hit puberty and hasn't asked his mum to buy him a razor yet
>>clean shaved I look like a child
>>have to spent 5 days every week and a half looking like a child or else I look like a child

I thought you all ought to know that I'm playing Victoria 2 as Australia and the country is being flooded with wogs

>>53159102

Do you wanna ride or die, la dadada la la la laaa...

I ain't a killer but don't push me
Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy
Picture paragraphs unloaded, wise words being quoted
Peeped the weakness in the rap game and sewed it
Bow down, pray to God hoping that he's listening
Seeing niggas coming for me, to my diamonds, when they glistening
Now pay attention, rest in peace father
I'm a ghost in these killing fields
Hail Mary catch me if I go, let's go deep inside
the solitary mind of a madman who screams in the dark
Evil lurks, enemies, see me flee
Activate my hate, let it break, to the flame
Set trip, empty out my clip, never stop to aim
Some say the game is all corrupted, fucked in this shit
Stuck, niggas is lucky if we bust out this shit, plus
mama told me never stop until I bust a nut
Fuck the world if they can't adjust
It's just as well, Hail Mary

http://strawpoll.me/6462126
http://strawpoll.me/6462126
http://strawpoll.me/6462126

>>53159352
Buy a beard trimmer you dopey cunt

I use this

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B000OS72Y0?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o07_s00

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>It's amazing how much progressives will bend off for muslims. Imagine if it was a group of neo-nazis raping muslim women. It'd be in the news for weeks
>>53159387
yes, don't lie

>>53159266
ESTOOOO JAJAJAJJA

The client I'm referring to is a great guy, lots of fun and we get on well together. I don't fancy him but have a brilliant time with him - I really do think "great" when he books as he's a lovely man!

It's also quite lucrative as he books every week or more. Perfect.

However now he's decide to drop the "L" bomb, which as we all know means that you either have the choice of saying it back (which I wouldn't, being an honest gal) and be expected to see him for free (you know, because you luurrve each other) or saying as nicely/ casually/kindly as you can that you're not interested. Which will of course mean that he will never book you again.

I think I'm particularly irritated because this person has never, ever, asked anything about me. He doesn't know my name, my marital status, my background, my real personality, anything about my hobbies, or anything about my daily life. Yet he loves me, apparently, on the basis of the fantasy that I (am paid to) project.

>>53159430
day n nite still bangs ngl

stop posting tupac lyrics you rudeboy niggers

>>53159399
no senpai I mean you should have got it from nls

>>53159432
Not him but does this work on pubey wubeys?

>>53159445
I talk to the guy I like for like 5+ hours a day. He's definitely not friendzoned.

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>Its not just an onahole its the body of a moe qt it has bones and vagina and anus and titties
>It comes with a cool poster of the box art too

Having a kinder bueno

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in the mass effect and star trek worlds is Africa still a shithole?

>>53159467
Don't shave my pubes desu

>>53159478
What about guys you don't like like that are trying to hit that pussy

anyone else get off to birds calling your willy small hahah

Is it too late now to say sorry?

>>53159522
No, because I'm pretty hung

>>53159501
this isn't the 90s
Africa as a continent isn't as bad as it used to be

I CRY TEARS IN MY CUP OF HENNESEY
FOR THESE FUCKED UP MEMORIES
I CUT NIGGAS OFF FOR THEIR BAD VIBES
AND THEIR FUCKED UP ENERGIES

>>53159513
Oh. Hm.

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>Africa as a continent isn't as bad as it used to be

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>>53159352
same here

it's a shit because on my chest and stomach I am covered in thick black hair like an Italian, but on my face it's still patchy like a teenager.

I'm 22 years old

>>53159559
Djemba.

>Day N Night
>Pursuit of Happiness
>The Prayer
>Soundtrack 2 My Life
>Enter Galactic
literally does not matter about the shite that he's making now, Kid Cudi will go down as one of the greats based solely on those songs

>>53159522
haven't spoken to a girl in about 8 years desu

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>anyone else get off to birds calling your willy small hahah

>>53159588
have you tried trimming it?

>>53159430

I don't know who he is so I just said you're a faggot because you probably are

>>53159568
they have hennessy in bongistan?

>>53159611
why would I? it's easy and cleaner to just shave it off

>>53159330
Of course it is. Girls want excitement and spontaneity. If you're always there you're not exciting them. You will become another friend.

las malvinas son?

>>53159461

But it's a great song

>>53159631
then why do you care what your beard looks like? I assumed you were mentioning it because you wanted to grow one.

http://strawpoll.me/6462177
http://strawpoll.me/6462177
http://strawpoll.me/6462177
http://strawpoll.me/6462177

>>53159522
nobody besides me has seen my willy in the last ~12 years

Cause I'm missing more than just your body ohh

we really went fedora mad in the last one

>>53159625
course senpai
bought a bottle on NYE lmao

>>53159559
why are Canadians so obsessed with reminding people what year it is?

>>53159658
Like I mentioned, I can't grow a proper beard, it just looks like one of those awful teenage neckbeards, I look best clean shaven or five o'clock shadow

>>53159625
why wouldn't they

This is more than just a new lust

>>53159696
haha what are we like

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>we really went fedora mad in the last one

>>53159704
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQtPMG5dv6Q

http://strawpoll.me/6462197
http://strawpoll.me/6462197http://strawpoll.me/6462197
http://strawpoll.me/6462197
http://strawpoll.me/6462197

Is it too late now to say sorry?

>>53159665

RE-RE-WIND

WHEN THE CROWDS SAY BO SELECTA

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where ya ass was at when the niggas wouldn't feed me?
Where ya ass was at when the bitches didn't need me?

I hate this fucking world. I can't wait for it to burn whilst I smoke a fat blunt watching everything burn. FUCK YOU.

daily reminder that most of intelligent argies don't care about falklands

>>53159729
i got rapped on the knuckles in the form of a temporary block

>>53159465
I got other stuff too. It was a big order

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>I hate this fucking world. I can't wait for it to burn whilst I smoke a fat blunt watching everything burn. FUCK YOU.

>mayor of cologne might tell girls what they should wear in a preparation package after the rapes since those wearing trousers weren't raped as easily as those in skirts

hahahahaha holy fuck lads

What's that cudder song where he's rapping about his friend dying or sommat?

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I watched the Royals hungover on New Year's Day. I thought the daughter was kinda hot, and wondered if England had somehow managed to produce an attractive woman.

Turns out she's Austrailian. Should've known.

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>i got rapped on the knuckles in the form of a temporary block

>>53159809
what's cudder

Yeah I know that I let you down

>>53159778
Damage control

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>>53159778
>intelligent
>argies
pick one

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>>mayor of cologne might tell girls what they should wear in a preparation package after the rapes since those wearing trousers weren't raped as easily as those in skirts
>
>hahahahaha holy fuck lads

What does being cummed inside of feel like

I can't believe suicides on my fuckin mind

>>53159831
google.com
cudder
Search

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>What does being cummed inside of feel like

>>53159854
don't know but cumming inside of a girl feels absolutely amazing

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>don't know but cumming inside of a girl feels absolutely amazing

I found my love and I
I don't wanna lose it again

>>53159568

IT'S SHUTDOWN
THAT'S NOT ME AND IT'S SHUTDOWN
RING RING PUSSY IT'S SHUTDOWN
FASHION WEEK AND IT'S SHUTDOWN
WENT TO THE SHOW SITTING IN THE FRONT ROW
IN THE BLACK TRACKSUIT AND IT'S SHUTDOWN
TOUCH THE ROAD AND IT'S SHUTDOWN
BOY BETTER KNOW WHEN IT'S SHUTDOWN

hey boys


its time to post.............

i wish i believed in some sort of afterlife so that i could kill myself without second thought

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>IT'S SHUTDOWN
>THAT'S NOT ME AND IT'S SHUTDOWN
>RING RING PUSSY IT'S SHUTDOWN
>FASHION WEEK AND IT'S SHUTDOWN
>WENT TO THE SHOW SITTING IN THE FRONT ROW
>IN THE BLACK TRACKSUIT AND IT'S SHUTDOWN
>TOUCH THE ROAD AND IT'S SHUTDOWN
>BOY BETTER KNOW WHEN IT'S SHUTDOWN

>>53159918
delete this grime hipster

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rate my vocaroo lads ;^)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BtahO6yoCN

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>i wish i believed in some sort of afterlife so that i could kill myself without second thought

She says I'm a sweeterman

>>53159097
what you need to worry about is pulmonary embolism Tbh lad
its where your blood thickens, you get several mini blood clots and they travel up your body, into your lungs and heart and cut off your oxygen and blood circulation. theres no cure for it and it can happen at any point almost instantly
R.I.P in pepsi

>>53159937
>>53159941

Nigga I was just posting it because that other guy posted Skepta

Don't be hustlin' me cuz

feel sorry for people that go bald in their 20s 2bh

>>53159962
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EtQ3Dgx80f rate my accent

Lack of NZ in this thread

what does it feel like to sleep beside a female

>>53160004
kiwis out

>>53159829
saved

but be careful my boy
dont make me kill you

>>53160017
like a warm bag of milky salty coins

>>53159992
i was the other guy you mug
>posting the baitest rinsed tune of 2015
bit gay

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>>53160022
No

>>53160017
cant remember, did it for 9months once, was a reet laff

>>53160017
like sleeping next to a furnace

>>53160017
haha of course you know what that feels like quit lyin' nigga

>>53160043
what's the name of this meme again? the frog

>>53160075
Let Facebook grinch

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Haha going 2 have another big wank haha

>>53160002
sounds like my emigrant cousins in england

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>I'm so fat that people complain it's like sleeping next to a furnace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBjuOtgTe6U

Got a urinary tract infection again lads...
really need to start washing the fleshlight after using it, starting to really smell

>>53160104
i love you

>>53160099
>muh heritage

>>53160104
he's right, fuck sharing a bed

>>53160004
>poo
>pee
>land

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSJDJ2H8J-g
YOUR MUM'S GOT ATHLETES FOOT!!!

hate when they crank up the heat some places
my work and school are both always sweltering
really dry too

http://www.saafe.info/main/index.php?topic=31131.0

some of these escorts have husbands and children

>>53160116
Men don't get utis lad it's probably something else

3 weeks off work
what do I do
what do you neets/students do all day?

>>53159055

I'd give her one

is there a comfy instasync going?

>>53160137
I ageee actually. why the fuck do they heat it to 25 degrees when i am dressed for -5 degree weather

why are you up?

i am because i napped on the bus and then i napped after dinner so i'm not tired any more

need to regulate my naps i think

>>53160022
>>53160068
>>53160074
>>53160075
>>53160099
>>53160119
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v835kwBBvD

>>53160160
Play videogames

>>53160160
we sleep all day and post all night this is how we like to live our life

>>53160160

curl up in a ball and wish for death

I am a human being who searches for unknown answers. Not all things come easy to me, but I make up for that in my drive to do well. I love logic and math, yet I crave the arts, so my goal in life is to find that niche where I can balance the two.

>>53160160
play xbox
wank
watch films
eat food
sleep

>>53160160
smoke weed and watch tv

>>53160145
bit disgusteng that, cam girl is debatable but a straight up prozzy

>>53160176
get one going famalam

>>53160159
cool I wont bother washing it then

>>53160160

I'm neither a neet nor student, but I suggest getting drunk during the day

>>53160182
woke up at 3pm
>>53160176
start one up my fellow insomniac

>>53160182
worked from 6 til 2
then i slept from 4 til midnight
now i'm already up for work today lmao

The break of day
I rot away
With every breath
I pray for death
(Death)

>>53160203
>>53160220

http://instasync.com/r/Dormers

any jjb managers here?

>>53160218
been thinking how im not going to be able to get drunk as much because of the price of't

i hate spending money. hate it

>>53160220
>woke up at 3pm
best time. sleeping 4am-3pm is the best. any earlier and i'm tired and any later i end up getting depressed since i wake up and it's already dark.

>>53160017

It's nice to start off with but after a while you realise your arm is still underneath her so you pull it out and spend the rest of the night on separate sides of the bed

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>The break of day
>I rot away
>With every breath
>I pray for death
>(Death)

>>53160205
good lad

Crawling in my skin
These wounds they will not heal

>>53160239

Chin up lad, go to the pub

>>53160248
what's jjb la?

>>53160247
update your anti-virus software before clicking this link

Condemned to a life alone
I could live another 50 years for fucks sake

say lad lads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DMoG5Cc1wK

>>53160248
did you know that the owner of jjb broke his leg playing at wembley

what is this instasync

>>53160249

of't? Is that Yorkshire speak or something

It's easy to get drunk on the cheap, go to the corner shop, buy a 3 litre bottle of White Lightning or White Star or Frosty Jacks or whatever other cheap cider you can find, they cost like £3, and that's you fairly merry for the majority of the day

Anyone here take clonazepam

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haha one of you lads quite enjoyed the fedora pic i found then

>>53160293
then you die and you're alone for eternity

>this triggers the brit
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07em2jnsAlF

>>53160342
I used to

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>this halo nerd cunt

>>53160250
you're tired from oversleeping
sleeping too much actually makes you drowsy and lethargic
6 hour sleep is where its at

>>53160294
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lRW1tIYzxF

>>53160322
oh my days get some class

>>53160364

Good because I'm up at 9 and I'm sitting here at 2:30am on 4chan

Sleeping pattern fucked.

>>53160352
all (me)

>>53160293
>tfw extensive histories of longevity on my family in both sides

one set of grandparents are in their mid to late 80s, with their parents living to 94 and the other set are in their late 80's with their parents living to their late 90's

idk how to feel 2bh

>Magnitude 5.1 'earthquake' detected near North Korean nuclear test site

waheyyy

Hold on lads, we're going home

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>oh my days get some class

>>53160369
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YLcC4W1CmQ

keep getting harassed by old women at work

>>53160409
Hope that kim fucker dies

>>53160388

Would you rather be classy and sober, or scummy and drunk.

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>I play halo

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>oh my days get some class

>>53160441
the former, alcoholism holds no sway over me; i cant get addicted whether or not

Haha did you lads enjoy my vocaroo last night lol

>>53160428
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DRl2VGW3rr

>>53160490
haha no

>>53160479

Who said anything about being an alcoholic, I'm talking about a nice daytime drinking session when you're off work.

Caught my mum giving my dad a blow job
he just shooed mw away but I just stop there watching
looks like her technique is pretty good

can someone give me a (you) before bed

>>53160502
Haha yikes >:¶

you only think north korea is bad because of capitalist propaganda

Have any yanks here started saying "lad" or other brit slang irl? it would be funny to hear a burger seing "lehd" or mate or somethinf

>>53160407
don't worry lad, they have a reason to live

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>>53160513
>Who said anything about being an alcoholic, I'm talking about a nice daytime drinking session when you're off work.
<<53160519
Goodnight yank fuck

>>53160519
goodnight american friend

doing a sex

>>53160522
i only said no because i haven't heard it :3

get a link up lad

>>53160528
Haha Kim go eat some KIM Chi u fat bastard

>>53160514
Unironically found pictures of my mum with dildos up her fanny and what not when I was about 10 years old, my brother and his mate found a digital camera with them on it as well as a dildo in her drawer and then showed me them

Worst moment of my life

>>53160550
thanks icelandic bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EkxebsumAw
Listening to a classic english tune

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>>53160513
>work
i dont

are Aussies white?

when does thailad get here

>>53160498
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t1udCtDVCC

>>53160582
could be worse, could have been your dad

>>53160558
Uh was in this thread somewhere >>53130944

going to attempt a sleep without any pills for the first night in a while

>>53160627
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IdiLLTVANu

>canadian fucks off as soon as I join the thread
keep the good feels coming

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Marina~

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>>53160624

>>53160613
God no

>>53160613
i am

>>53160679
Ugly m8

tfw rateye

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>>53160474
no

>>53160683
good morning lad

how's thailand?

>>53160521
i don't mind these kinds of gooks tbf

kpop and kyary can fuck off but traditional geishas and other cultural types are qt as fuck

>>53160679
you could see her from a marina. get it? she's a whale

>>53160720
Good.. Are you a genuine Ice cube?

is it worth doing an allnighter?

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>kpop and kyary can fuck off but traditional geishas and other cultural types are qt as fuck

>>53160764

For what purpose? If you're a NEET go for it, if not then no

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>>53160701
>>53160756
shit memes 0/10

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>mfw life ain't all it's cracked up to be

>>53160763
I'm genuinely in Iceland

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Shoon
https://youtu.be/ONWc6P5LJ8s

>>53160673
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LY97YELzx9

>>53160819
do you know le thin hair chin man?

>>53160819
That's pretty cool.

..Hi

>>53160795
she's cute but you're a twat. Nobody cares about your waifu you'll never have

>>53160849
I wish
>>53160852
Don't be so shy

>>53160790
to reset sleeping pattern

>>53160795
She is ugly my man

>>53160764
yeah
i slept most of the evening anyway, am already awake for work now desu

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>gotta be out at 12:30
>know I won't sleep before then
what's a good way to kill time?

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>>53160734
no

OH MY GOD YOU LOOK JUST LIKE SHAKIRA

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New knife came in the post

>>53160880

How far off your normal pattern are you, if you have no work and you're like 6 hours off then stay awake, if not then better to get 2 hours sleep and work than none.

>>53160938
Wank
Videogames

>>53160938
video games, movies, tv shows, 4chan

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>>53160833
>This video is not available

>>53160938

read a book

>>53160949
epic!

>>53160950
I'm NEET so no work ever, I wanna try get myself sleeping at 10pm though

lads she isn't texting back

what should i do

goa trance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVYTWC3FvH4

>>53160987
i see more than one of my 2016 gimmicks are taking off

just as planned

>>53161009
quadruple text her

>>53160967
>>53160974
>computer games
hello manchildren

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>trance

>>53160949

Are you preparing for Obama's ban on guns

>>53160978
Are you joking? Fuck me.
https://youtu.be/HdmvvrGHqUM
Try that

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chvvne

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeWaLlQ179s

>>53161068
shit

>>53161035
what and why

>>53161053
He'll have to get by my AR-15 to grab my defense weapons

>>53161082
haha!

now thats satire!!

new
>>53161095
>>53161095
>>53161095

>>53161098
why the fuck arent you replying slut

brb

yo i thought you were going to bed but your bedroom light is still on

ding ding its me again bitch

>>53161098
"please respond"

new

>>53161145
>>53161145
>>53161145
>>53161145
>>53161145

>>53161060
not bad at all kiddo youve definitely progressed from the nadir that was the aural manure genre

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