You have ONE MINUTE to make Australian posters angry Protip:

You guys suck at rugby and will never be 1st HDI.

Also, emus.


Did i win?

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THis year's candidates for Miss Australia

>>53116098
>>53116123
Grrrr I'm pretty angry
/thread

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desu

>>53116098
You've got a green n' gold flag, let's be mates

>>53116187

we are m8s, always.

Gallipoli was irrelevant. ANZACs fought like shit and were useless pieces of shit.

It's nice to know that there's a British colony even lamer than Canada.

>>53116077
you faggots were exiled from Britain for cuckery

no fuck you

I'm an Indonesian and after traveling to Canada I'm planning to live in Melbourne

melbourne and sydney are cancer, the only actual australians still in existence live in queensland

this is actually what i think. if you live literally anywhere else you should blow your brains out. you're not even human beings

Boundless plains to share.

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hbt

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>>53116098
Not angry, just depressed.

>>53116077
I'm going to come over and take Karl Stefanovic

>>53117617
we do seem comically sad on here when the shitposting stops

>>53116169

maximally triggered

>>53117222

couldnt care less about muh anzacs really desu

>>53117539
>Indonesian
>Has money to even leave Indonesia

Low quality bantz, family

>>53116123
You have to have sex with one of those women or else your whole family dies.

Who will it be, /int/?

>>53117539
As long as you're not coming by boat I don't mind you seamonkeys.

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>>53116077
I'm Egyptian, planning to migrate to Australia

>>53117222
Only 60 year old bogans give a fuck about ANZACs

>>53117562

no. we're definitely full. i just checked and everything.

>>53117689
get drunk, hit them with the hose, blindfold myself and get colonial with it

Lost a war to some fucking birds and you're only good at rugby because no one plays that shitty sport.

>>53117701
Okay, now I'm mad.

>>53117724
not even bantz mate, just honesty

>>53117701
bogan is a complement, faggot

means someone has a spine and isn't buying into the politically correct capital city cancer

>>53117715
You're a real trooper m8.

>>53117689

the one with the pointiest tits of course

>Australian women
Is this the reason why so many australian posters are gay?

>>53117739
>Literal peasants
>Compliment

You don't have to be a bogan to not be politically correct.

>>53116077
I love whale meat

why do aussies waste electricity on fans to cool down when they can just open a window?

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>>53117782
>Literal peasants
>why yes, they're not sophisticated and upper class like my euphoric self. m'yes indeed.

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>>53117785

>>53117739
>means someone has a spine and isn't buying into the politically correct capital city cancer

thats really not what it means. it means trash

>>53117689
what if i want both

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>>53117797
I expected better of you, pekka.

>>53117785
>>53117797
Zozzle

>>53117816
>thats really not what it means. it means trash
i can't agree anymore because it's the first thing a melbournite says whenever someone doesn't behave like a tumblr/reddit misfit

[PREP MY BOAT FOR 134th TIME] :^)))))

>>53117785

i want to try whale but they dont sell it here

>>53117871
i heard christmas island is nice this time of year >:^)

i'm coming over

>>53117810
There's a reason all the apocalyptic and horror-genre movies of Australia are set in small towns

They don't need any props

>>53117862

you can support immigration and still be a bogan.

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It fills my heart knowing how progressive Australia is and how they deal with rapists such as this man.

I'm going to raise my wife's Australian son into a cuck

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>>53116192

>>53117617
I just moved back from overseas and it's actually kind of shocking how fucking boring and nanny state Australia is compared to essentially everywhere else.

Australia is honestly one of the most bland, conservative countries I've been too, it's actually really depressing.

>>53117987
but then he'd be swedish

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>>53117988
Fuck off, lad

>>53117987

>swedish culture

>>53116077
Your internet is bad LOL and it costs a lot of money, just like video games haha :D Bad internet bad prices :D:D:D:D

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>>53118023
>I just moved back from overseas and it's actually kind of shocking how fucking boring and nanny state Australia is compared to essentially everywhere else.
i want to leave so fucking bad 2bh but money's so tight and jobs in my field are a motherfucker to find

anywhere sounds good as long as it's first world

>>53118023

I dont think you beat us on that regard.

>>53118065
is this what HDI really means? boring to a fault?

>>53118023
>someone finds home boring and 'normal'

mmm how unexpected

>>53118086
Safety is boring

>>53118108
I've been living in Canada for the past several years.

Australia is like Canada but with all the fun, culture and relaxed atmosphere removed. Australia is so fucking nanny-state it's actually crazy. I mean ffs they are talking about banning music festivals in NSW.

I downloaded a gig in the time it took for you to read this comment.

>>53118162
some english guy made a post ages ago. he speculated the reason was that originally australia was basically a military dictatorship for a long time and it left a lasting impression on the australian psyche

made plenty of sense to me

How does australians feel about royalty I think it's important to have superiors to look up to and guide you with example.

>>53118162
>they are talking about banning music festivals in NSW.
why

>>53118230

dont mind the royal family. dont care really

>>53118230
it's hard to have a strong opinion. i don't think we need a monarchy though we just have one because muh heritage

>>53118277

people keep overdosing at them in sydney

>>53118162
>music festivals

could care less wew

>>53118230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O59SiA4Yg0A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vermBnMAdK8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XehChkmRNGg

>>53118227
Australians have a very cotton wool mentality to the point it often is completely irrational.

I'm not so sure where it comes from, but I would think a lot of it stems from a massive safety first campaign through childhood and the Government also having a "Father knows best" role in society which is just accepted.

It doesn't help that Australian politicians tend to be patronizing as fuck control freaks.

>>53118412
>It doesn't help that Australian politicians tend to be patronizing as fuck control freaks.
i agree, i think the only practical thing to do is to just move abroad. always wanted to live in south ireland for a while, not sure what it'll be like though

FOUR MORE YEARS

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>>53118412
>>53118573
>Politicians will be SO much better overseas

>>53118644
>Politicians will be SO much better overseas
finally someone in the thread is actually mad

the truth is though that my complete lack of involvement in foreign politics would mean that i don't have to care about it very much 2bh if you know what i mean

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you're really just americans with even dumber accents

Abos

>>53118644
The fact that other countries actually have a degree of freedom and you're treated as an actual adult, yes.

Australia is nanny state as fuck, with both a populace and Government that love authoritarianism.

By nanny state, I don't mean plain packages or even so much gun control (though Australias goes overboard imo) its the shit like lockout laws, overzealous zoning, ridiculous noise restrictions, people dobbing eachother to the police for noise, apartments being built across the road of music venues then the music venue forced to shut by the Government due to complaints, trying to ban music festivals, Internet filters trying to be implemented every 2-3 years.

It's fucking annoying as shit. Australia is really a society covered in cotton wool.

>>53118701
You need to move to another country to not be involved in politics?

>>53116077

got any jobs?

got any cans?

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>>53116077
>ONE MINUTE
Make it five, otherwise it's a technical impossibility.

>>53116077
plot twist: that's because there are no real australians left, everyone's a wog or a chink or both

A New Zealander moving to Australia raises the IQ of both countries.

>>53118307

>people keep overdosing at festivals
>ban festivals
>people keep overdosing in clubs
>ban clubs
>people keep overdosing in public restrooms
>ban public restrooms
>people keep overdosing in the street
>ban people from the streets
>people keep overdosing in their home
>ban private homes
>people keep overdosing at night
>ban the nighttime, erect giant stratospheric mirror to capture sunlight 24/7

Melbourne is objectively the best city in the world, ranked by multiple institutions

Sorry racist bigots

>>53118783
It's the threa

>people keep overdosing at festivals
>threaten to ban festivals
>festivals reduce drug overdoses

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>>53118792
>Sorry racist bigots

>>53118739
>politicians in lithuania are shit
>doesn't affect me on personal level, i'm a third party. could move again
>politicians in australia are shit
>directly affected, implicitly involved

>>53118775

didnt a kiwi prime minister say that?

>>53118783

yeah a few people die from drugs and the government goes retarded.

>>53118941
Rob Muldoon.

I think he's NZ's most despised Prime Minister.

He had a very quick wit, though. Apparently he was always BTFO'ing the liberals.

>>53116077

Australian footy is just a cheap rip-off of rugby

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>>53118993
>I think he's NZ's most despised Prime Minister
>implying

Flip Flops > Jandals > Rubbah Slippahs > """THONGS""" (WTF)

>>53119096
I'd say AFL is closer to Soccer than It is to Rugby

That being said half the country still watches Rugby instead of AFL anyway

>>53119173

dont you start, nigger!

>>53116077
By the time an Australian loads and reads this post, I could write another one.

>>53122980
See? Not that difficult

NZ is superior in every single aspect

Australian replies coming any minute now

>>53119157
Nah, I don't think he has done as much social and economic damage as Muldoon.

Plus, he was elected twice. He's got a fanbase, right?

>>53123571
Australians will be going to bed very soon. It's 12:34am here in NZ, and Australia is only a couple of hours behind.

>>53123649
Hopefully their replies will manage to arrive before the famous australian internet curfew

>>53118061
You live in a massive country with several large metropolitan areas as well as huge areas with no people in them for hundreds of kilometers. You have skiing areas as well as beautiful beaches. You have access to fun cars that are hard to get in large parts of the world. And you are relatively close to Asia, which is good if you ever want to visit a different country.

Why would you want to leave? Apart from the abysmal weather and inevitable skin cancer, that is.

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>>53123760
>Abysmal weather
>Norway

Australia is the abortion of the world you cunts sucked up the worst of our culture and are made up of the worst of our people a true disgrace to an age old empire I could at least be proud of burgers/Canadians as shitty as they are or even poo in the loos as they have a National identity that doesn't revolve around being the British northerner working class retard
You cunts are pathetic and will always be a joke now fuck off

Japan weren't defeated by Australia, but the U.S.
If Japan had fought Australia one-to-one, we'd have conquered you in a month

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>>53124155
I don't actually hate Australians sorry if that made you more suicidal you cunts are alright don't kill your self

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>>53124185
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proposed_Japanese_invasion_of_Australia_during_World_War_II
>The generals of the Army General Staff, and the Prime Minister of Japan, General Hideki Tojo, did not see a need to commit massive troop resources to the conquest of Australia, with the massive logistical problems that would produce.

:^)

>>53124155
pic

>>53124185
>He said that after he had taken Singapore, he wanted to discuss with Tojo a plan for the invasion of Australia... Tojo turned down the plan, making the excuse of lengthened supply lines, which would be precarious and open to enemy attack...
wait i meant this part

>>53118061
>anny state Australia is compared to essentially everywhere else

Like where? Or did that beaner American learn how to work a VPN?

>>53124108
Norway has a temperate climate with proper seasons.

In the summer it's warm enough to go swimming.
In the winter it's cold enough to go snowboarding.
All in the same city.

It's never unbearably hot, and it's never unbearably cold. It's usually just right.

In most of Australia it's unbearably hot all the time.

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>>53124201
Too late

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I smuggled my boat to ur mum's cunt last night

>>53124350
>and it's never unbearably cold.
Most Australians would disagree with you. It's about subjectivity.
>It's never unbearably hot
Like I said, it's subjective. 35C isn't unbearably hot to someone who has lived their entire life in Australia.
>In most of Australia it's unbearably hot all the time.
That's going off of land mass, not population density. There's a reason almost no one lives in the middle of Australia. Use your brain.

>It's usually just right.
I guarantee you this is something most Australians would find to be cold.

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>>53124350
>it's never unbearably cold.
I would not survive in that kind of weather.
I would take ours over Norways any day of the week desu.

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>When you know getting ignored would piss OP off but everyone was dense enough to post.

>>53124576
There are never negative degrees in Sydney. That seems pretty unbearable to me.

>>53124606
You can always put on more clothes, and you'll be comfy.
At some point you're naked and it's still way too hot. And then there's nothing you can do.

>>53124839
>That seems pretty unbearable to me.
Thanks for catching on to the point I was making.

australia has no friends

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>aussies internet isn't fast enough to download things, stream things, or play video games

>all they can do is shitpost and nervously keep an eye on their bandwidth used so they don't go over their cap

>due to such heavy and chronic shitposting they'll go into withdrawals if they don't stretch it across the whole month

>>53116077
Youre shit at rugby, youre shitty at cricket, youre whingy whining bastards, you failed miserably in gallipoli, you love abbos, melbourne is the best and the pavlova is kiwi

>>53116123
It looks like they're performing the Butcher Dance.

>>53124956
>you failed miserably in gallipoli
This one is just funny because you got fucked at Gallipoli even harder than we did.

>>53125488
Someone got triggered :^)

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>>53124839
>hmm it's a boiling 10 degrees outside
>I think I'll spend the day in here

>>53125498
>A boy says to his brother, "hey, your mum is fat."

Australians cant into banter

>>53124956
Half of the country literally hates rugby anyway, we're objectively great at cricket, that one is subjective, we did (but so did you ;) ), some of us do, Melbourne IS our best city, and I believe that is also true.

>>53116077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBYy31XAXd0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aqmv-PUS1c

>>53116192
the brazil vs paraguay one is fucking hilarious

>>53116077
Kangaroo's are adorable. Why would I want to make them angry?

>>53116077
>You have ONE MINUTE to make Australian posters angry

I would try if my post would be likely to load within the minute on your half...

When is the fucking Airbourne coming to Hungary again you kangaroofuckers?