>7 habits you will pick up from living in germany

only that nobody actually does this

>>53114969
>>53114969
Has anyone here who visited Germany lived with German roomates?

I honestly want to know what it's like. Especially if you're American.

Germans are the definition of cuckolds.

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>german """"""men""""""

>>53114969
Also you will gain cuckold trait preeching tolerance for intolerant migrants and feeling guilty of what you are not part and couldnt possibly fix

>>53115112
Wake up, eat potatoe.
Morning workout: 2h pitchfork simulator.
Work for the fatherland.
Drink a beer, fuck a russkie hooker.
Sleep, repeat.

I've been peeing like this my whole life.

I've heard the average German male spends twice as long on the toilet as the average British male. Why is this?

>>53115278
We wash our hands

>>53114969
Germans literally clap when the airplane lands.

>>53115052
>There are tons of stories online of Germans telling their foreign roomates to pee sitting down.
>o-only that n-nobody does this

Don't lie, Hanz.

I'm going to be honest I sit to piss sometimes

>>53115278
The average British male is called Ranjeed and spends no time whatsoever on the toilet

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>>53115294

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>>53115294
>>53115314

>>53115306
Me too but only when I'm going to take a dump

I do it almost all the time, it's just comfier.

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I just pee in the kitchen sink since it's the most convenient option for me.

>>53115372
This.

>>53115385
good guy

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>>53115294

I usually take my morning piss sitting down, it's easier because I'm only half awake so I don't have to worry about aiming. I would never piss sitting down on a toilet that isn't mine though.

>>53115385

I piss in the bathroom sink because it's like a urinal

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>>53115278
>>53115294

>>53115466
it's also more ecological, you use less water to flush (if people over there know about flushing) and you are pretty much already flushing while you quickly wash your hands
I do it in the kitchen sink since that's usually closest

>not saving your piss in a bottle so you can take it with you in case you need to survive in a dangerous environment away from civilization

>>53115596
Are you the pissbottle guy from /b/deutsch/?

>>53115596
Do you take them with you everywhere?

>>53115295
>clap when the airplane lands
I was on a plane last week and someone did this. I was fucking bewildered

>>53115596
So uhh... Why would you need bottles of urine to survive in a dangerous environment? Are you planning on dousing wild bears with it or something?

>>53115596
>tfw have seven peebottles standing next to me right now

I-I'm living the meme, right guys?

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Nobody does this in my family, but we are of turkish descendance so maybe it is the savage genes.

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>>53115622
>>53115636
>>53115902
come on you guys

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>>53115408
You were screencapped, if you didn't know.