/brit/

hello

>>53109709
also

>>53109648
>>53109648

>>53111479
oh I thought you guys actually had kids

zozzle

>>53111547

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IIrtxpBi10

In order to ensure our security and continuing stability,/brit/ will be reorganized into the first /Brit/ish Empire, for a safe and secure society which I assure you will last for ten thousand years.

whats a good song to smoke crack to lads

1000 arabs raped women in germany

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2016/01/04/world/europe/ap-eu-germany-sex-assaults.html?_r=2

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Getting roasted in two group chats at the same time fml

http://strawpoll.me/6454275
http://strawpoll.me/6454275
http://strawpoll.me/6454275

innit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkx9lQyFjSU

>>53111694
>two group chats
fuck off normie

>>53111693

they could rape a million in broad daylight and leftist women would blame it on white men for oppressing the poor muslims

what's the cash value of a (You)?

>>53111755
wonder what the tipping point will be

>>53111755
haha no they wouldn't let's not be silly

>>53111765
one AWP hyperbeast

>>53111755
Just imagine if 1000 white men surrounded women and started raping them, world news non stop.

I despise leftists desu

>>53111741
>>53111741
>>53111741
any takers?

What happens if I order a black & tan or an Irish car bomb in Britland?

>>53111765
£80 varies quality of response tho

>>53111693
Here is a Dutch woman getting raped in public in Egypt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrJ9jGAHspw

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>>53111789
naw homie his shit b pricele$$

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https://www.fb.com/SkyNewsAustralia/videos/10153315851241728/

got a sloppy rig lol

>normies break their phone's screen as a fashion statement
AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>53111846
Had one when I was a kid but I outgrew it a long time ago

Marina Diamandis
best girl
pure girl
cute girl

>>53111855
cheeky


she probably did meet him for those drinks too....

Memes won't save you, only my new powers can do that.

>>53111884
if i saw a normie do this i'd smash their fackin head in as a fashion statement m8

>>53111894
nope

she and the network were angry/cried sexism and they're trying to pass sanctions on him for doing it.

lads i want to play a video games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6lNThxUP94

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>>53111912

>>53111884
its a way for them to show how little they care about "things" and how frivolous they are.

>>53111884
Literally did this when I was in school. Lied to a grill I went up a mountain with some mates at the weekend and dropped my phone from a height so I chipped it with a brick to make it look realistic, kek.

Was an iPhone 4s too desu

>>53111855
she's not really fond of BBC i take it

>>53111934
I sense great fear in you, You have hate. You have anger. But you don't use them.

>>53111926
bit harsh desu

>>53111926
all a show to appease and entertain the public.

she gobbled that BBC right up later that night

>>53111930
Not going to preorder this time

>>53111935
the true way to do that is to just buy a shitty tracfone

>>53109679
lads how do i become a sailor

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>>53111971
surprisingly accurate desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPJ8b7zwa98

>>53111984
she's a shit interviewer who is only on the crew because she is good looking.

the entire thing is unfathomably retarded.

>>53111930
just bought Starbound on sale but haven't played it yet

still got like 8 dollars left on my pre-paid card

>>53111990
>preordering a digital game

top laughter

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>>53111971

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>>53112034
Yeah, I know, I got fucked for it last time

>>53112044
post feet

>>53112012
not what I mean, they want to show they can buy expensive things but be completely careless with them because they can just go buy a new one

that and it makes these leftist types feel less "guilty" about owning this shite when they can say "oh I'm keeping it even though its broken lol"

http://us.versace.com/New-Iconic-print-T-shirt/400_A69891-A214597,en_US,pd.html&cgid=220400#!i%3D24%26color%3DA732
bout to do it on 'em lads

>>53112070
Not me, some other Cali fag

I FUCKING HATE AMERICA LADS
WHAT DO

[A large, multiple-eyed Creature gives Luke a rough shove.]

CREATURE:
Negola dewaghi wooldugger?!?

[The hideous freak is obviously drunk. Luke tries to ignore
the creature and turns back on his drink. A short, grubby
drunk and an even smaller rodent-like beast join the
belligerent monstrosity.]

DRUNK:
He doesn't like you.

LUKE:
I'm sorry.

DRUNK:
I don't like you either.

[The big creature is getting agitated and yells out some
unintelligible gibberish at the now rather nervous, young
adventurer.]

DRUNK:
Don't insult us. You just watch
yourself. We're wanted men. I have
the death sentence in twelve systems.

LUKE:
I'll be careful than.

DRUNK:
You'll be dead!

>>53112096
post feet so i know for sure

>>53112108
Get a job

>>53111926
>playfully asking a girl out is sexism
girls SHOULD have to put up with guys asking them out all time time because women wont do it themselves.

>>53112070
I was halfway compelled to post my dude feet, but alas, I'm pretty baked..

I'm not the chic Caliposter.

>>53112108
Move

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>"Why don't we ever see you with any girls Anon?"

>>53112081
what does this even mean? I hate this fucking website

>>53112108
>>53112144
I hear Mexico is nice desu

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>“You are a man of extreme passion, a hungry man not quite sure where his appetite lies, a deeply frustrated man striving to project his individuality against a backdrop of rigid conformity. You exist in a half-world suspended between two superstructures, one self-expression and the other self-destruction. You are strong, but there is a flaw in your strength, and unless you learn to control it the flaw will prove stronger than your strength and defeat you. The flaw? Explosive emotional reaction out of all proportion to the occasion. Why? Why this unreasonable anger at the sight of others who are happy or content, this growing contempt for people and the desire to hurt them? All right, you think they're fools, you despise them because their morals, their happiness is the source of your frustration and resentment. But these are dreadful enemies you carry within yourself--in time destructive as bullets. Mercifully, a bullet kills its victim. This other bacteria, permitted to age, does not kill a man but leaves in its wake the hulk of a creature torn and twisted; there is still fire within his being but it is kept alive by casting upon it faggots of scorn and hate. He may successfully accumulate, but he does not accumulate success, for he is his own enemy and is kept from truly enjoying his achievements.”

>>53112108
You are fulfilling your destiny. Become my apprentice. Learn to use the dark side of the Force. There's no turning back now.

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>>53112159

>>53112119
doing what
how do i become a sailor

>>53109679
I like the shit quality of the image, looks authentic tbqh

where are all the seppos itt from?

hahah oh no wait I'm not going go get any coursework done tonight am I

ah well, I'll come in tomorrow with nothing and another excuse...or something. maybe it won't be brought up, it was due in before Christmas anyway

>>53112186
Thanks

It's easy, I just turned the quality slider when exporting a JPG in Gimp all the way down

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>>53112181
i understand completely leaf

>>53112196
S. Carolina

>>53112196
>seppos
What is?

>>53112131
if he said something inappropriate then i'd agree with the time/place thing but this is just stupid.

a few months ago some weather girl on another station was called awesome and shit for hitting on a guy live on air. maria sharapova was called awesome for hitting on a male interviewer. interviewers on that particular station always gush over men voted sexiest man alive and shit, and have this good looking tv veterinarian who they routinely have female presenters gush over.

really wish these people would just fuck off 2bh. the guy isn't even paid to speak. he's paid to tonk a ball.

>>53112196
arizona ice tea

>>53112196
originally ireland currently chicago

my jam desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEthfU2_j_8

cold out, irish weather. have to wear a jacket for this party tonight and found that given this current outfit, it will look better if i double roll my jeans (as opposed to not rolling them).

any questions?

>>53112238
where in Ireland

>>53112224
american

>>53112196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrfhf1Gv4Tw

>>53112259
how would he know? all his ancestors left there 200 years ago

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>>53112238
>originally ireland

>>53112184
>buy a sailboat
>take it out
Run cocaine from some islands and buy a pair of these
http://www.saksfifthavenue.com/main/ProductDetail.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374306420995&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524446739160&R=886334392437&P_name=Giuseppe+Zanotti&N=4294912181+306420995&bmUID=l8fCZvc

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>>53112256
>Jacket and jeans

>>53112267
Is that aussie slang ersomin?

>>53112259
portlaoise aka culch capital

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnpILIIo9ek

>i am human and i need to be loved

muti-step guide to getting (You)'s on /brit/:
1. be American
2. post on /brit/

>>53112309
you been to Dublin?

I just want the neck like a giraffe

>>53112302
nah im looking fresh af senpai. v. urbex atm.

>nike windbreaker
>carhartt wip shirt
>carhartt wip jeans
>nike internationalists

you'd think i'd be writing up on trains but nah im not haha

literally still lying wide awake in bed, can not sleep
great haha

I didn't miss the real nigga hours did I?

>>53112343
>Carhartt
Literally construction tier work clothes m8

>>53112367
that's mainly in america. here their WIP label is street wear.

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>>53112343
>>>/r/malefashionadvice

>>53112330
HATE IT

>>53112343
you sound like a faggot

>>53112390
>>53112397
um nice try sweetie x :)

>>53112343
how old are you?

if you're older than 20, i'd rethink that outfit 2bh

>>53112343
Freight riders don't wear carhartts anymore because ever since they switched their manufacturing to overseas the quality has become terrible.

t. My asscheeks blew out on my carhartts

Got to figure out how to make Jennie my gf lads

>>53112408
thanks for proving my point

heard you pronounce the th in thames

>>53112416
literally 20 so like ummmmm ???? (:

>>53112432
isn't it just "tems"?

>>53112367
Carhartt makes some really good stuff, it's just not flashy. If you need a good jacket that will last you a while, get it from them.

If you just wanna be flashy, buy these and wear black v-necks everywhere even in the cold.
http://www.saksfifthavenue.com/main/ProductDetail.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374306420995&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524446844993&R=886334490799&P_name=Giuseppe+Zanotti&N=4294912181+306420995&bmUID=l8fCZuS

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>>53112432
>>53112432

sleeping about 10 hours at night, then sleeping a furth 4-6 hours in the afternoon. Aeraging about 16-18 hours sleep a day, cannot stay awake, and my glands are massive. Bit worried 2bh

>>53112445
>$1075
One can only dream senpai

heard i should only order half-pints whilst in england as full pints make you look fat

>>53112484
you're just a bit tired lad

>>53112520
Order an Irish car bomb or a black & tan

why did Assassin's Creed games always portray the bad guys as the good guys?

>Saracens gooood, Crusaders baaaad
>Ottomans gooood, Byzantines baaaad
>Patriots gooood, Redcoats baaaad
>Pirates gooood, Empires baaaaad

haven't played the recent ones so i dunno which sides they picked

only exception to this really is in the first two Ezio games, since the Medici and Machiavelli were probably the lesser of evils with the Borgias in power

fuckin mutt dented my shoes

>>53112486
I know a couple dope boys I went to school with that have dropped that much or more on one pair of shoes. They kind of have a contest going on with shoes, which is weird but what else are you going to do when you can't bank your profit?

You should've seen my boy when we were leaving a bar and it started raining. Legged it like somebody reached for the strap, WHILE trying not to crease the motherfuckers.

>>53112520
We don't serve gravy in pints here bruv

>>53112559
>Patriots
>bad guys
fight me irl

>>53112568
>You should've seen my boy when we were leaving a bar and it started raining. Legged it like somebody reached for the strap, WHILE trying not to crease the motherfuckers.
Conducted a hardy chuckle irl

>>53112559
they made the medieval muslims the good guys and christendom the bad guys?

>>53112594
the patriots were traitors lad

>>53112594
why are you even in /brit/ if you're not a loyalist?

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WHAT IT MEANT TO ME
WILL EVENTUALLY
BE A MEMORY
OF A TIME, I TRIED SO

HARD AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTEEEEEER

>>53112653
mainly in it for the slags tbqh, speaking of which could somebody post some?

>>53112614
Crusaders were basically the illuminati

@53112656
shockingly bad post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg_3t-CHBZs

i'm luke, i'm 5, and my dad's bruce lee, he drives me around in his JCB

>>53112594
>>53112644
The Patriots?

Conor McGregor desu lads

>>53112711
CHOON

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>tfw 90% of my extended family is shy so they dont harass me with normie bullshit

>>53112445
those look so fuccboi and shit

>>53112759
im a literal normie

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>>53112759

>>53111821
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrJ9jGAHspw
wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0KmEaWsSQw

doing a lonely
all I want is to find somebody to be with who makes life more tolerable and worth living but I'm climbing into an empty bed for the umpteenth time and I'm losing the will to live. seriously considering blokes because my luck with women is horrendous

>>53112165
retard
I understood him perfectly

>>53112759
>90% of my extended family is shy
you must be a smalldick asian then

normie just shared a quote saying there is "no such thing as talent, only hard-work. so when you say someone is talented, you are discrediting them from their hard-work."

>>53112559
this is canon in the assassin's creed lore:

>George W. Bush was used as a puppet by Abstergo Industries, assigned to become President to allow the Templars to control the United States. During the 2000 presidential election, his rival nominee, Al Gore, was backed by the Assassins, who were also vying for political control of the United States. When "the Mentor", the leader of the Assassins, was killed by the Templar sleeper agent Daniel Cross on 6 November 2000, the Assassins were thrown into disarray and were unable to influence the election. Without the Assassins' interference, the Templars were able to steer the election in their desired direction and Bush was assigned as President of the United States.

>In 2003, Bush led the U.S and several other nations in an invasion of Iraq. This was plotted by the Templars, who were hoping to provide more work for Vice President Dick Cheney's military contractors.

>>53112907
there is such a thing as talent though.

>>53112309
>culch capital
what? the place is full of scumbags not culchies you spa

My girlfriends son said he hates me

What should i do lads? Im thinking ill take him out to the movies or somethijg

>>53112831
I fucking hate Muslims so much

>>53112932
i know

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hello lads

woke up this morning got a blue moon in your eye

>>53112947
Why you rolling with bitches WITH BAGGAGE?

I think is the question.

waiting for my passport to come in the post lads

>>53112947
take him to the cricket and then buy him a videogame la

that's what i do for my gfs kid when he says he hates me 2bh

>>53113000
You don't even understand the meme you absolute melt

>>53113015
I need a new one too

>>53112096
>>53112141
You two and the Cali girl should meet up and do her.

>>53112948
Would you hate Christians if she was raped by Christians?

no you just hate rapists, and that's good. Rapists deserve to be hated

my son hates my black gf desu. mostly just cause its not his mom i think

>>53113060
Yeah lad because Muslims are not at all over represented in these shorts of gang rapes.

>>53113015
>>53113038
europeans dont need them.

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>>53113049

>be me
>be white
>have white wife
>daughter is really really tan for some reason

always wondered why

>>53112831
I'm shaking with anger.... What the fuck is wrong with these people

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>>53113049
Well, lucky me, I'm both.

Yeah, no. That's not my job. I have standards.

>>53113128
rorke for days

>>53113097
What about Catholic priests sex abuse?
Hindu casual rape?
Buddhist rape of Myanmar?

Crime has no religion

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Tinders been quite stale lads

Was quite drunk when I typed this desu

>be me
>be white
>have black wife
>baby comes out fully white
>she knows i must've cheated on her

fucking admitted it all right then when i saw the color of the baby

>>53113107
The UK and Ireland aren't in Schengen so we do actually.

Also we don't have national ID cards like the rest of Europe so we've nothing else to use anyway.

>>53111821
you cant even see anything

>>53113015
Come home to America m8

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>>53113145
i'd have advised against that move m8

>>53113145
autism

>>53113141
>Implying you have a job

>>53113170
im unironically glad to have learned that.

>>53113185
/brit/ is always the polar opposite of what my mates say desu quite the anomaly aha

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>>53113193
I do... have a job.

Full time and all the benefits you can imagine. I got in good at a family run third party collections firm.

All I got is my GED.

Metal......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Gear?

https://soundcloud.com/tutankhamunbrothers/hey-jude-we-major-more-popular

well ya know i nearly broke down and died

>>53113145
told a girl on there I was shit at drawing during a conversation last night but had instead improved in other areas

She asked if I practiced other mediums

Told her bedroom pilates
Went over surprisingly well

>>53113145
>lottie you hottie

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whattttt

>>53113209
did she ever reply though?

imo if she doesn't respond to a question that allows her to really talk about herself, which everyone loves to do then she isn't that keen 2bh. i mean if i was with you irl i'd say "ohh yeah do it haha who gives a shit" but it's a little less banterous on here.

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Did you see her today?

Why do people with perfect vision wear glasses?
I just don't get it.

>>53113299
nah i fucked her on sunday doe

>>53113299
She's on mfc right now

>>53113305
Pussy? Yeah I didn't think you'd get it
;) *smugly hits your arm*

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>>53109679
REAL NIGGA HOURS

#SMASHDATLIKEBUTTON

>>53113305
Girls with glasses are qt, but why would you limit your child with her legit shitty eye genetics?

>>53113283
>As it borders on being gene therapy, it is the subject of considerable controversy in the field of bioethics. The procedure is not currently approved for general use in any country aside from the United Kingdom, which legalised it in 2015.
WE GATTACA NOW

you guys are my only friends

>>53113278
not bad

i would have probably said something about getting into nude drawing and asking her to be a model or something haha

>>53113305
to look nerdy and smart. they have to have the lenses removed though.

you cannot see out of any sort of glasses with 20/20

t. someone with 20/20

>>53113296
Yeah fair point about being with me irl. Just did it for a laugh and don't expect to her to respond desu.

>>53113334
>why would you limit your child with her legit shitty eye genetics
what are you talking about?

>>53113371
clear lens glasses exist
more popular then ever before right now

>>53113335
good 2bh

the more we look into this kind of gene therapy the better chances we have of fucking preserving the white race through other means if we stop breeding

>>53113343
Better idea, I agree

In my defense I was half a jar in on some apple pie shine from up in the mountains at the time just having a laugh with some m8s

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>>53113397
Idk man.

What are YOU talking about?

>>53113397
really? i've never seen them before. i know people take lenses out of them though.

fucking lost cunts those people.

>>53111779
fuck off paki

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Cold out

*fears the reaper*

>4 days later
>still haven't started working out
There's always next year...

>>53113531
Australian weather

medfag here. on ob/gyn rotation right now. get to watch heterosexual women fist each other all day. not nearly as interesting as it sounds desu.

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>tfw no ability to genetically engineer a race of superior humans

>>53113531

>chinese advertisement

IM A CLASSIC MAN

>>53113540
post tummy

>>53113570
That's clearly Korean you dumb cunt

>>53113551
what kind of extracurriculars did you do in uni?

>>53113555
soon....

>>53113465
It just seems like taking the piss to me.

You wouldn't see someone using crutches that didn't need them.

>>53113555
Christ I hope not
can you imagine the complete mess

>>53113584
N-no it's too flabby

>>53113592
Charlie

>>53113634
post cleavage

having a moment of clarity

decided im gonna grow my hair long and get it dyed blonde lads

/fa/ as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC-0p4k0jw4
peng tune

>>53113555
but the "bioethicists" say it's bad and will lead to a strengthening of the patriarchy with "gene privilege" :((((((((((

>>53113416
still not bad though, she would have enjoyed it which is what you want

plus if youre a shite drawer, takes a bit of pressure of you actually having to draw her

>>53113540
just do some fucking situps you chubby faggot

>>53113685
You are wrong

>>53113634
>>53113655

Stop responding to yourself and go on a diet

doing a not speaking to my father

>>53113599
did some mentoring program for ghetto niglets. should've done more volunteering and stuff but just cba.

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>>53113702
Says the twat.

These are a man's legs.

>>53113721
how'd that work out? the mentoring i mean

>>53113720
Delete this

>>53113726
I want to stick my penis in between your calves

I'll do 10 sit ups for every (You) I get
Be my inspiration /brit/!

Thanks mate

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>>53113720

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>>53113762
that's 20
>>53113767
;)

>>53113726
reported for your degeneracy

>>53113726
DUDE

>>53113762
You're a fat fuck

lads talk to me about something that isnt totally inane as every post ITT

>>53113777
cuz you got trips ;p

>>53113060
Christianity doesn't endorse rape, Islam does

just did one of the best cums of my life

53113762
No (You) for (You)

>>53113777
hello thailad/]!!!!

>>53113726
I got the gas
and the coke
I DON'T SELL MOLLLLYYY NO MO

what's your best gimmick that you created lads? mine is actually deleting your post like a madman when someone tells you to

>there is a british expost
>he's a normal guy. outgoing if a bit geeky.
>working in thailad
>tonnes of hot girls
>everyday he takes hours out of his day
>ti post on an anime imageboard
>on the international section
>in a reccuring thread called "/brit/"
>he does this every day
>at an hour where brits are asleep
>he does this to talk to americans and australians
>who often hate him
wew lads

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>>53113855
Hello

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post your best fedora pics lads
need to expand my collection

>>53113907
how do u delete a post

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony God's blessing. But because I am enlightened by my intelligence.

http://lichess.org/b9NO8gGM

>>53113907
I pioneered asterix posting - back in the rough days I would scorned for using them ironically

now I am a king among mere pawns

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>>53113933
here you go la, have a semi-rare

>>53113907
I used to lmao when people would make game threads on /sp/ then delete them half way through the post count then cause people to go mental and spam threads to annoy the jannys 2bh hahahaha top notch banter

>>53113913
The hating thainonce gimmick came from a brit

t. Gimmick historian

>>53113974
>hating thainonce gimmick
hmmm not sure you can atrribute that "gimmick" to anyone. he was probably disliked quite early on to varying degrees

>>53113110
Post pics
Like >>53113141 said I doubt you're even above 4/10

>>53113999

;)

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>why yes i do enjoy discussing gimmicks at 4.40 im the morning

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>>53113999

>>53113997
No, you can ask the man himself. there is one very persistent brit who pioneered both the hating thainonce, as well as the very idea of him being a nonce

Eating 1000-1200 calories a day to lose weight. Will I die?

who /distance/ here

>>53114053
>>53113997
You're both right tbf

>>53114055
far more likely to relapse in about 3-4 weeks

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just did a fresh install lads, rate the new dekky

>>53114055
no you just won't lose weight

>>53114053
ok i will

*waits for thainonce*

>>53114093
What anime?

@53113907
pseudo-replies

>>53114093
Saw an utter wasteman in a ryuko T-shirt today

>>53114055
it would be extremely painful

>>53114093
>taskbar at the top

kill yourself you fucking weirdo

>>53114093
what's the future hold spaceman?

What was the first gimmick?

>>53111686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g0a0YKm5yI

haha i win america btfo

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>>53114132

>>53114114
Kill la Kill

It's an okay anime but with god tier grills
>>53114120
I hope you punched him in the willy lad
>>53114123
Jealous lad that I'm not a virgin
>>53114131
robo-slags, lad
robo-slags

>>53114055
I'm shooting for 2000 to drop weight "the healthy way" but it's caused me to hate food so I'm ending up between 1500-1800 a day.

I'm still alive and 14lbs lighter as of today, shooting for a total of 25 to get within 10 of where I was when I swam competitively 5 years ago. Maybe bump it up to at least 1500 so you aren't starving yourself?

>>53114132
fitizen using double spacing so like:

>>53114132

[post]

>>53114148
meme not a gimmick

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>>53114093
very clean
except that rouge bin in the corner
7.5/10
r8 mine

NOBODY LIKES MILHOUSE

>>53114137
>>53114088
Unironically hating thainonce =/ the hating thainonce gimmick

therefore i win

>>53114174
Pretty decent taste in vidya (with a few exceptions) but normie wallpaper and cluttered taskbar

Nonce/10

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>Why yes I do play the fine wares of Paradox Interactive

>>53114163
im not fitizen you cunt

>>53114163
I'm wondering how fine the line is between meme and gimmick now.
>>53114179
can he be a meme?

>>53114181
shut up what do you know about gimmicks

>america
>gimmicks

simply lmao

FEE FIE FOH FUM
I SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN ENGLISH MAN

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If you don't have a space wallpaper you should kill yourself

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>>53113283
>Microchipping of all dogs in England

On the Shinkansen desu lads

>>53114151
>I'm not a virgin
FONT

>>53114027
why don't you copy kentqt and trip as caliqt

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>If you don't have a space wallpaper you should kill yourself

>>53114229
the line between gimmick and meme is pronounced

people who think it isnt are retarded and dont understand what gimmicks are

>>53114232
*pushes you off a cliff*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGXzlRoNtHU

>>53114274
Don't wanna be a tripfag, extra flags is enough.

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>>53114229
>>53114229
here yo go lad

>>53114257
what region of space is that even "lad"

>>53114301
You're not her, but if you were why not?
There are order Californians in /brit/ that make it confusing

>>53114161
Yeah 1500 should do it. Tired of being a lardo 2bh everyone tells me I've already lost loads of weight but I've still got man tits and a belly. Hate it.

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>I use extra flags

>>53114288
So say you had a gimmick Kev, then others started posting it en mass. Would it always be your gimmick posted. Or would it graduate to memehood?
>>53114315
extraordinarily helpful, thank you.

FEE FI FO FUM
I JUST MADE TEN NIGGERS CUM

>>53114324
i don't know it's not my wallpaper. just found it on google for posting

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>ftw no Caliposting Teaboo gf

>>53114347
if the reaction to seeing him post was "hey look its x, fuck of x" then gimmick
if the reaction is "hey look some cunt is spamming this forced meme" then meme

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>>53114347
cunts know better than to steal my gimmicks

>>53114331
I'll be caliqt
kentqt is a lad anyway so I'll keep it going

>tfw no kgf

>>53114334
Well just make sure you're being safe about it, no point being more healthy if you're being less healthy at the same time ya feel me famalam?

I was never morbidly obese or anything but it really really is satisfying to step on the scale and look in the mirror and like what you see. Just gotta be a stubborn hard headed motherfucker and stick with your goal.

>>53114383
i steal irish gimmicks all the time ngl

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>hello i am fitizen

If your uni is not Russell Group, its shit.

>>53114413
>>53114413
>>53114413
>>53114413
NEW THREAD

>>53114414
where in Russell Group do you live m8?

>>53114366
There's an Australian poster here, his extra flag is Victoria.

Fight him.

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>>53114409
>implying