/culture pals/

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>>53093186

Wtf do i say to qts

>>53093584
just b urself

>>53093584
"I eat ass."

>>53093822
Too difficult.
There is a very nice gril i want to message but we have nothing in common but i really like the way she looks.

>>53093584
There will be only 7 planets after I destroy uranus.

>>53093584
«hi! today I crapped myself on my
way to work». (and the ice is broken).

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>>53095016
>>53094359
I-im not sure if that works

Why so ded bros

should i compliment qt on her haircut?

>tfw qt isn't too okay with the idea of me licking her butthole

but why

>>53096604
>talking with her about it
When she's on your bed, spread her butt cheeks and stick your tongue between. She's act weird at the beginning and then enjoy it quickly. At least that was my experience.

>qt block me when i ask her if she is a good cook
>Even if she just listed cooking as her interest
Fucking bitch

My Russian qt just told me she's a Muslim. I've been talking to her for almost a year now and she tells me this now when she brought up spiders and how she can't kill them because they saved Muhammad.
Well she was a really good girl but I had to drop because fuck Muslims.

>>53099163

>Spiders
>Saving anything

>>53099163
>almost a year now
>I had to drop

Ayy lmao. Kazan? You should've asked.

>>53099163
>be american
>talk a year with gril
>never mention McDonalds
that's so unrealistic

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>Taiwanese qt talking broken German all day
>she went washing her face
>pass time shitposting on /pol/
>she comes out the bathroom
>"ich habe fertig"
That's the one, lads.

>>53093186
>>53095941
>Why so ded bros
I havent posted anything since New Year and it was usually me or Pierre who baked new breads.

>>53099284
I just learned about Islam too and have never heard that story before.
>>53099306
She's from Orenburg
>>53099443
Nah I mention burgers all the time to qts, they love it.

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Hot swedish qt says she slept more than 10 guys, kinda shitting on her desu. She is the reason I want to have a Eastern european qt that is pure.
She might be qt, but this is unacceptable.

>>53100438

>not proud of it

Of course, but if she regrets it why do it in the first place? Nordic girls are sluts, ever since I've heard about that Finn fucking two guys at once to lose her virginity I'm traumatized.

Why is the easiest way to make a Russian girl angry is by asking her if she is at SCHOOL?

I don't give a shit if you call it a college, a uni or an academy, I'm still gonna ask if she's at school.

>>53100860
Do they really get mad about that lmao?

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>>53100438
dump her my friend. dont go down this path. its full of death and decay.

>>53100438
> Eastern european qt that is pure
kek

what do you use to save snaps? android pls

>>53101424

Yes. Try it next time.

>>53093186
Reported for blatant child pornography thread.

Disgusting.

>>53101653
ó Anão português, já te disse, Casper.io, google isso

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>be me
>exchange whatsapp with Indonesian qt
>send her a message right now before checking the proper time there
>"Hihi anon, it's 5am I just woke up"
>"I-I'm sorry"
>"It's allright" and sends me a pic of her smiling on her bed
>"I like when you come talk to me"
Then I remember that I will never see her and my shitty life will go on until I decide to end it. This only makes things worse for me...

>>53101653
press home button and powe button at the same time

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>>53099163
Was she from Tatarstan?

Muslim Russians (Tatars) are nothing like nasty arab Muslims everybody hates.

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>show qt the "Capela dos Ossos"
>says it's disgusting

pic related. How can you not appreciate the work behind this? ib4 edgy

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>>53102332

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>>53102332
Not everybody appreciates that kind of violent art from the ages of the moorish caliphate, Alberto Barbosa, let alone girls.

>>53102318
Yes she's a Tatar so I should've known she'd be Mudslime

>>53102094
>Indonesian
>qt
Pick one

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Too bad I suck at conversation.

>>53103090
How many messages did you get?

None because he's a fucking cuck

>>53101954
deves tar a brincar essa merda quando E SE fizer login ou crasha ou diz que nao há historias nem snaps

>>53104500
At least 50. I'm now filtering out asians so I'll probably get a lot less now.

>>53105930
Are asians actually a problem on the site? I've yet to use it.

>>53107512
They're only a problem if you aren't interested in them. I'm not and have no intentions in traveling to the places that most of them are from.

>>53107512
Also, when you do start using the site you should use the qt crawler script.

>>53107792
https://github.com/DccrsD/QtCrawler
This script right? Just checking, it wasn't in the pastebin. Advice duly noted.

>>53108089
Yeah, it works incredibly good.

>>53107792
Script shill pls go
Scripting is haram

guys lately im just bored of my qts
i was talking to a polish girl
she bored me, now i dont bother starting a new convo with her
French qt for almost a year
she replies with shit messages like "hahaha" or "indeed"
also got sick of responding to much of those
german qt got weird and sleeps all day
got sick of that too

>go on interpals looking for new ones
>they bore me after a few exchanges

help

>>53108089
I love you lad. My visits were already down to 60-70. Let's see how it goes from now on.

>haven't logged in in ~4 days
>sign in for 1 minute today and then sign ouy
>sign in again after 2h
>2 views from 2h ago
>one from a Canadian with an empty profile and a Byzantineholic that lives in Mormonland
T-thanks for the views you scripters, my ego appreciates that

>>53108089
i wonder if there could be a script to get into qts accounts :3

>>53109080
Also thanks for your view I guess >>53109095

>>53109171
A Turk once created a link for his qt to click on, so he could log into her account and check her chat logs

>>53109230
hmmm ive heard of phishing, but setting up a whole website for that and shit seems like too much of a hassle to read random qts lewd messages

i wonder if he used an easier method

>>53109080
200 views and counting in five minutes
>>53109230
If you want to talk, just let your profile here and I will message you.

>>53109391
It was his main qt and he was a crazy Turk that is all obsessed with her I guess. So he wanted to check of she flirts with other guys.

>>53109415
I already know yours and thanks for the offer but I'll pass. I feel a bit like this guy >>53108893
People are probably not all boring on IP but at some point you lose your enthusiasm and get bored of interacting with people.

>>53109624
yeah it seems like it was phishing, make a fake clone interpals site with a code that sends what she types in the login to a text file on your pc

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>>53109624
>mfw I just realized that I probably gave up my secret identity in 4chan

But it's okay lad, as long as you don't feel this way regarding real life interaction.

>>53109953
I won't post you, don't worry

>talking to people irl
REEEEEEEEE
naw jk, I do actually talk to rl people

>looking at Korean guy's profile to read some autism
>half of them seem to be fake

And I realised that /Belu_Chef is still IP most obsessed Koreaboo ever

dead thread

>>53111892
I have nudes of that idiot

>>53099163
>spiders saved Muhammad
Learned something new today.

Welp, time to kill every spider I see now instead of throwing them out.

>>53099163
Also,
>a girl being Muslim means she doesn't have a pussy
Really disappointed in you, ameribro. I've fucked more Muzzies than I can count but I'm still voting for Trump

>make 2 fake accounts
>2 spaniards shuts them down

Are they the police of Interpals?
Jesus let a man have some fun

>>53097576
post her name

hey guys, how do i get into this cultur pal stuff? where are the links?

>>53116046
>Link: | interpals.net
>OP pastebin: | http://pastebin.com/EvUXeSpH
>Script | >>53108089

Create an account on interpal, fill up your profile, look into your target countries' profiles, and so on.

>>53116172
thanks nice frenchman!

>>53116199
Bitte. Viel glück.

>>53094081
Then you're bound to be disappointed with any outcome

Ded as fuck

Guys which country should i try first?

>>53119608
Poland or Belarus desu

>>53100438
we're they all immigrants?

>>53119608
Thai and South East Asia is easy mode. Eastern Europe is easy but worth the trouble mode, Latinas are difficult but top tier mode, western euros are barely worth the effort and steer clear of yanks. You should also know, everyone seems to be obsessed with Korea or Japan. Don't question it, but do call girls fukken weebs if you want

>>53095574
Send her a picture of a broken ice

'hi'

>>53108089
Since people are actually starting to use this pile of shit, let me know if there's anyrthing you'd like to have added feature-wise.

do people still use the casanova script or is that ded?

>qt saying she'll cook and bake for me and "eat me alive" when we're together
D-damn this doesn't seem so bad. It seems to annoy her that I always get shy when she writes kinky shit tho.

God damn it you guys where right about these Asians, they just flood your inbox with messages!

>>53126145
brother?

>>53126219
what's up?

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>>53126145
>>53126219
Yellow fever master race

sup chinkpals

>>53126145
Its fun at first, but damm most of them are boring. Also I swear all of them got a relative that have married a norwegian

>>53126145
i'm not even using one of these fucking scripts, i only just created my profile here at work like 3 hours before.

>>53126327
Asian girls > Swiss girls
Believe me

>>53126726
It's normal. They like you because cheese and mountains of course :^)

>>53126704
would you explain that thing with a married norewgian? story time?

>>53127310
nah, i'm kinda sceptical about that

>>53127340
you forgot the chocolat ;^)

>>53127426
>would you explain that thing with a married norewgian?
Old single norwegian often find themselves young thai brides. So almost all Thais i've talked to have had an aunt or cousin that have married a norwegian.

>>53127840
i always thougt that only old and ugly german guys would do that. every time i visited thailand german and russian were by far the most spocken languages

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>>53127902
>ugly german guys
I have yellow fever btw

>>53127902
>Zürich
are you sure, you aren't Flip?

>>53130222
Nope, i don't know that Flip guy, i'm only in here on /culturepals/ since this morning

>>53108089
>last commit 2 months ago
is the guy who wrote that still active? I want to continue that.

>>53130423
post brofile

>>53130503
/dccrs

hes online right now and probably reading the thread

>>53130729
that would be me