Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

>>53011348
First for Wales.

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>leafboy

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*doing a Kyary post*

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>>53011430
>>53011446
>>53011448

I knew you could do it if you tried hard enough, anon.

>>53011446
だれ?

>>53011348
おはD

>>53011378
Bonnie Tyler is god 2bh

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>>53011378
Wales mentioned

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>>53011550
EMILY
M
I
L
Y

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>>53011561
遠い夜空にこだまする 竜の叫びを耳にして
ナゴヤドームにつめかけた 僕らをじぃ~んとしびれさす
いいぞがんばれドラゴンズ! 燃えよドラゴンズ!

>>53011505
She really is unfortunately ugly

>>53011821
Fuck off, fat cunt.

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lel just received a message from my girlfriend
"Why are you so far away? Why won't you ever know that I'm in love with you?"
lel so cute

shanghai is expensive and shit food but safe
peru is cheap and delicious food but dangerous

the chinese cheat you at your back
peruvians cheat you in your face

>>53011378
NUKE THE WHALES

燃えドラは普通に名曲なんで悪しからず
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2rKb86B2jQ

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>>53012241
>>53012276
>This thread is occupied by Korean German and Peru.

is it still accurate that japanese citizens prefer the social networking sites "gree" and "mixi" instead of using facebook/twitter/etc?

i was just reading that and was wondering if it was outdated

>>53012458
>Korean German
Acknowledging him as a Korean only makes him feel superior.

>>53012458
I'm the master of this thread

>>53012644
no, I'm German and I don't want to be called Korean 2bh. I'm a fan of Korea
I'm proud that my great-grandparents gassed jews

>>53012712
No, you're korean, Kim

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>>53011430
>>53011446
>>53011448
The silly sausage tried doing it in the /brit/ thread
>>53012522
>>53012528
>>53012530
Topest of keks

>>53012576
Mixi and gree were popular 10 years ago. But they are played out.

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>>53012458
DONT FORGET ABOUT 'MURICA!

I wanna fuck tall blonde green eyed slav escorts until the end of my life
slavic fever best fever

>>53012763
you said what i wanted to say

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I just want to say i love you nippon.
C-can i call you onii-chan?

>>53012910
l-lewd

>>53012763
so people now have moved on to facebook and all the common western sites?

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>>53012910
SAATANA

>>53011740
このドラゴン?何………
球団マスコット?

>>53012741
Nein du verdammter 3. Welt Untermensch.
Meine Ur Großeltern haben nicht Juden Asche geschaufelt und Russen erschossen nur dass ich Jahre später von einem Buschmenschen als Koreaner bezeichnet werde.

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>>53012975
for you

>>53013023
Wow Kim, your german is impressive. Congratulations.

>>53011430
>>53011446
>>53011448
took you some time, but good job

>>53013023
Bei deiner Rechtschreibung wäre das aber die einzig logische Erklärung uezs.

>>53012980
Most of us use Line when we exchange messages, but yes, Facebook, Twitter and Instagram are the most popular microblogs.
Tumblr isn't popular though.

>>53013238
es ist 2 Uhr nachts und ich hab 10 Liter Soju intus

>>53013068
>Urgroßeltern
>Judenasche
>dass ->damit

not really m8...

>>53013058
cute

>>53013291
Hättest du mal Shōchū gesoffen, Untermensch.

>>53013023
Speak Japanese or fuck off

>>53013598
닥쳐, Untermensch

>>53013598
彼奴はドイツ人ながらもちゃんとドイツ語で話せない
日本語はどう見ても無理だ

>>53012980
there's an increase in line users. I dislike line tho
many Japanese people might avoid to upload one's personal information on internet, so facebook is not very popular in Japan
and twitter user count is decreasing gradually
I have no idea which SNS people are using 2bh

>>53013699
>ドイツ語話せないドイツ人
わろた
どこにでもいるんだなあ、そういうヤツ…

>>53013665
eww
What disgusting languages!

>>53013751
しょうがないねw

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What does this mean? Does it mean literally "he drank from the spring?

>>53014135
Yes, but not spring as a season but as a source of water

>>53014135
>>>/int/deutsch

>>53014185
Don't send the poor sod there, it's too cruel

>>53014135
it means "Americans are fatter than pigs"

I'm looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (that's Japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (that's Japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (Korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i don't want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

>>53014319
Nah that'd be
"Amerikaner sind fetter als Schweine"

>>53014177
Danke. It's confusing because the module was on abstract nouns. Other words were Zusammenhang, Situation, Übersicht, etc...

>>53014185
I am too lazy to move over there...

>>53012712
Do you abuse even your grandparents?
Are your grandparents still alive?
Do they want you to think such a thing?

Quelle est Quelle ?

>>53014396
No problem, btw. that word also means sorce as in (sauce), so it's quite useful!

>>53014246
>remain the poor sod in Japanese thread
it's too cruel...

>>53014413
そうでしょ!フランス語に似てて紛らわしい

>>53014462
So instead of "sauce?" you guys would say "quelle?"?

>>53014405
what
I like Japan and my great grandparents were nazis
the end

>>53014620
In proper german yeah, but not on an anonymous image board. In that case you'd usually use something called Zangendeutsch, which is like a literal translation of the proper English term, which in turn basicly became a meme on Krautchan....

For example the source in "Could you please provide a source for these accusations" would be Quelle

>>53014620
he trolled you
in this context "Quelle" means jellyfish

>>53014790
Qualle mein lieber Kim Ding Dong, Qualle

There are two German in this thread, and both of them seem to be very bored now.

>>53014994
月曜日また働かせられるし、ビールがおいしかったし、もう寝たくないんだ

お前なんか

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what should I believe

>>53015126
believe in love

>>53015098
好きになる訳ないんだからねっ!

>>53015214
I like British チンポ

Mars has been terraformed!

Claim a part of mars for your prefecture/shogunate/city/cunt/region.

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>>53015126
Believe in the power of friendship

>>53015262
Gay boy detected

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>>53015282
Oh god, we don't need a season 3 or a prequel of aldnoah.zero...

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>>53015262
Sorry, I can't help you with that, Anon. I'm just a cute little loli.

>>53014701
Japanese like Jews.
You said you never eat only Japanese food.
You had insulted Japan clearly until a while ago.

Sugihara helped Jews of six thousand people.
He
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiune_Sugihara
He obstructed wrong action of nazis.

>>53015367
M A N C H E S T E R

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For Chinatown

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>>53015282
Real life Aldnoah Zero soon?
All hail Mars.

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>>53015316
The biggest British musicians are all gay
Morrissey, Freddie Mercury, Elton John, Rob Halford, John Lennon, Robert Smith, Mick Jagger, David Bowie, Dave Gahan, Bronski Beat,.......
Your accent sounds gay too
England is the gayest country in the world

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>>53015605
BRITAIN CONFIRMED AS BEING A GAY COUNTRY

I will have the British チンポ
I will.

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>>53015605
weホモスレnow

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>>53015188
>>53015294
I was stupid. finally I realized what should I do m8

>>53015691
Because Britain has just been outed as a gay country, I'll gladly give you my チンポ

>>53015693
Has it ever not been?

Hey japfags, how do you say "Like what you see?" in Japanese?

>>53015758
Are your チンポ witty like you British?

>>53015860
私はシンナーだったら私のディックが大きくなるであろう

>>53015901
Yes, every British チンポ is smart and quick–witted.

>>53015860
俺はデカマラ兄貴が好きだぜ

>>53015917
wat

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>>53015917
>>53016129
You're both faggots.

すごく眠いからもう寝るわ
おやすみ

>>53016245
おやすみなさい

>>53015693
Next poster is a leatherman

Tell him "Fuck you, leatherman"

>>53016282
What are you going to do to me, anon?

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>>53015860
Like asking "what do you think about this?"

>>53016341
ウホ
いい男

尻と胸。。。 どちらが好きか。。。 ね?

>>53016282
Fuck you, leatherman

>>53016322
Fuck you, leatherman

もう一枚撮りますよ
とは言わない
もう一枚行きますよ
という

Why Japanese people

>>53016876
どこにもいかないのに!?

>>53016341
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cERzZlXVmw

>>53016964
な ぜ 読 ん だ

>>53015860
Hey Yankee faggot, I teach you.
お気に召しましたか?

>>53017098
実習

人間失格を読んでおります

>>53017360
>tfw 人間失格

>>53016964
声に出して読みたい日本語

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tfw half japanese girlfriend.
かわいです~

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y5MlQedrzc

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I should learn conversation level french

That cant be hard can it?

>>53017360
面白い?

>>53015422
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1va5xVrX4qb

Feels good knowing I share ancestry with the japs.

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>>53018028
That's so Natalie Portman.

>>53017759
>having a gf
normie plz go>>53017759

>>53017818
will you stop learning Japanese?

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>>53018489
Nono desu

Since I studied french in school I have a lot of information far in the back of my head that I hope I will come back to me if I start formal studies again

It will just be a hobby

>>53018587
for makikg a French gf?

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>>53018631
Mabye

I really want a french gf

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>>53017818

If you study really hard, you will pick it up very quickly.

>>53018699
If you're lucky you'll find one mehmet or mohammed haven't already gotten to.

>>53018699
Is that because you know a cute French girl in Japan?

市長就任翌日に暗殺=メキシコ

メキシコ警察当局は2日、首都メキシコ市から約90キロ南にあるテミスコ市の
ギセラ・モタ市長(33)が銃撃を受け、殺害されたと発表した。
市長は1日に就任したばかりだった。

治安どうなってんだ、いったい

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>>53018934
I used to but she is back in France now

Sometimes she writes to me on Facebook

I never write to her

>>53017818
But your writing level of Japanese are under 3 or 4 years Japanese boy, you should keep concentration to learn Japanese more and study harder.

>>53013271
Line is from Korean Naver, isn't it?
Why do Japs even use Line in the first place when you guys hate Korea that much?

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>>53019062
だいjååぶ

>>53019180
And you too should learn Japanese grammar more.

>>53018958
麻薬絡みやろか?
しかし三日天下ならぬ一日署長か

先週は、日本語でいいになりますから、日本語で日記の書きのを始めました。

>>53018958
治安云々の前に背景が知りたいね。

>>53019022
How did you meet a cute girl in Japan?

>>53019244
>一日署長
うまいこというなw

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>>53019304
At the HUB after party after a typical "Meet foreginers! event"

>>53019287
がんばれー

今日で冬休みが終わる
死にたい

>>53019287
>先週は、日本語でいいになりますから
what do you mean? どういう意味?
>書きのを
書くのを

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>>53019354
There are events in Japan where cute girls come to meet foreigners?

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Which of these have you read?

>>53019171
Most of us don't care whoever made Line.

ポルトガル君がいない内に言うけどポルトガルを南米の国だと思っている時期があった

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>>53019416
Japanese women idolize marrying a man from a foreign country. Japanese penis too small.

>>53019354
>a typical "Meet foreginers! event"
wtf

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>>53019392
"Last week, because I want to become good in Japanese"
Fuck. I was hoping that would make sense

https://twitter.com/JT_roots/status/644218269172428801
Does japan really not have any handicapped citizens in their country?
This mangaka I follow was confused as to why the stall is so big...
https://twitter.com/JT_roots/status/644218269172428801

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>>53019416
Yeah, I have been thinking of starting to go on them again now that I am a lot more proficient in conversation Japanese

Last one I went to was like 9 months ago I think

It was quite easy to pick up dates with cute girls but they ended up being really awkward due to the language barrier so I put that on hold

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>>53019585
It'd be just as awkward for them and it'd help with conversation. What's the worst that would happen?

>>53019478
俺もポルトガル君がいないうちに言うけど、ポルトガル旗とメキシコ旗を今でも時々見間違える

>>53019354
What's HUB?

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>>53019521
http://www.meetup.com/ja/cities/jp/tokyo/?country=jp&zipstatecity=tokyo&state=&radius=25

Like these

>>53019630
Some of them are just really quiet

>>53019585
I'm sure they find all the tiny mistakes in grammar cute, anon. Like when French people say "he doesn't afraid".

>>53019508
I N T E R R A C I A L B R E E D I N G G R O U N D S

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>>53019675
Very popular British style pub chain in Japan

They are everywhere

>>53019582
We have restrooms for handicapped people too.

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>>53019719
>They are everywhere
Not really. They are very much concentrated in Tokyo and a bit in Osaka, only in metropolitan areas.

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>>53019582
They do have them, but not everywhere iirc since space is at a premium

All stations have really cool rails at the sides of the stairs that you attach wheelchairs too as to shuttle them up and down

They are pretty cool

>>53019843
>All stations have really cool rails at the sides of the stairs that you attach wheelchairs too as to shuttle them up and down
Again, maybe in major metropolitan stations, but smaller stations outside of these areas don't have these fixtures.

You need to get out of Tokyo.

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ブーブー

>>53019934
除虫菊

エロ漫画を読みたいでも漢字は難しいだから出来ません
お勉強でもう一回始まるとは必要です
希望があるか

I'm not sure whether or not I know japanese

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>>53019975
>I'm not sure whether or not I know japanese

When someone approaches you and begins to talk to you in Japanese, do you understand the majority of what they are saying and are able you able to formulate appropriate replies to them?

>>53020010
does そうですか count as an appropriate reply?

死にたいんだよ。

>>53020028
>does そうですか count as an appropriate reply?

It'd only be an appropriate reply 75-80% of the time.

>>53019719
Ty

>>53020067
sine

>>53018028
ohio
I can't understand,
though what you said is something about 'Muslim Brotherhood'?
Sorry if I am wrong.

>>53019975
Yes, but is it necessary to learn Kanji in watching ero...?

鰯という字の弱いに似ている部分は
ンンと書くなら誤字ですか

>>53020067
なんで

>>53020220
そうね
でもエロがないエロゲーが好きです
もう一度う高校にいるって懐かしい感じ

>>53020234
ンンというか
弓ン弓ン

カタログ一覧がエロ画像だらけでびっくりした

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New pen just arrived

ワクワク

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>>53020458
>pen
>in a box that big

don't lie m8, it's bare obvs you've got yourself a dragon dildo.

>>53020321
一か月で日本語を勉強していますのに、私は日本語で良くない。

>>53020458
The box is very big for a pen. Are you sure it isn't your dildos?

>>53020234
全然問題ない
「ンン」じゃないことを知ってる日本人は少ないし、
ちゃんと新字体に統一していない日本の方に不備があると思う
>>53020350
なるほど。その気持ちは分かります
読み仮名がついた漫画や小説を読むことをおすすめするよ

>>53020501
You're pretty good for having studied only a month m8
You're as good as nihonjin janai and he's lived here two years or something

>>53020409
やっぱりみんな毛がないんだな

>>53020501
一ヶ月でそれだけ書けるのはむしろすごい方だと思う

>>53020501
>一か月で日本語を勉強
I have studied English for 7 years, but I still cannot write, speak and listen to it properly.
気にしない気にしない
まだまだこれからdesu

>>53020546
なるほど
ありがとうございました
新字体と旧字体の問題だったか
PCで表示される形は実際の書き方のズレと思って
令のように

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>>53020504
>>53020489
There is the pen

>>53020458
ペンは何本まで欲しいの?

>>53020704
You hid the dildos didn't you

>>53020704
Where is 大人のおもちゃ?

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>>53020704
Fancy. Now stick it in your pooper.

>>53020704
日本経済に貢献してくれてありがとう
どんどん集めてください!

>>53020560
>>53020637
ありがとうー、アノンさん
時々、日本語の勉強がとても難しくて、悲しいですね。

>>53020641
Well, you seem to be pretty good at it, though desu

>>53020704

That's some futuristic, Deux Ex-looking shit right there, buddy.

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>>53020704
...

>>53020704
そのペンを使いますか?
それともそれはコレクションですか?

>>53020799
そうですか
アマゾンで買って日本経済への貢献となりますか?
経済全然わかりませんので

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ITs not uncommon for pens to come in big boxes though like this one

>>53020854
日本製品なら日本企業の売り上げには貢献するんだけど海外製品みたいね
でも海外製品を取り扱ってる店の商品ならそこの売り上げにはなると思う

>>53020926
・・その楽譜は何?

>>53020704
これペンタブだよね…?

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>>53021026
音楽を弾くために

>>53020844
それはコレクションペンではないよww

パソコンぺんよ

ワコムは日本企業だよ

>>53021073
うえっ、液タブ買ったの!?高いんじゃ…

>>53021073
あ、これ高いやつだ
直接画面に描くやつ

>>53021073
おお、音楽やるんだ!
なんかかっこいい!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l87x913kq7s

いいか

>>53021076
そうみたいだ
すまん

3週間前に「よつばと!」の一巻を津新販売した
もうついたない
苦しいです

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>>53021120
>>53021122
I actually got away very cheap

It was 20% off + Exchange rate made me get it almost 50% cheaper then if I was to buy it in Sweden

I payed 92000 yen I think which is like 6500 which made it a steal

>>53021251
>92000 yen
I……I feel dizzy

>>53021245
3週間前に注文してまだついてないってそれやばいんじゃ…

>>53021245
確認してみたらどうかな?

>>53021251
Then stop pirating things if you're so rich

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>>53021245
よつばと大好き!
でも12年で13巻は書くの遅すぎるよ~作者さん

>>53021310
I remember when I bought my 90000 yen laptop and paid in cash in the konbini.

年末年始だと2週間くらいロスするのでは。

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韓国の女の子の口は私の陰茎のための鍵穴です

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>>53021415
I am not rich

>>53021610
Your parents

>>53021414
どうでしょ
追跡番号がなかった
アメリカのAmazonサイトを注文した
日本から作品でそれは最後
日本語は難しい

>>53021245
どこで注文したの?
まさかとらのあなとかで注文してないよな

アマゾンか
>>53021664は忘れてください

その日本のアマゾンサイト注文した「けいおん!」漫画が早くついた
読み出来ないとは残念でしょ

>>53021749
違法ダウンロードするんじゃなくて、ちゃんと買ったんだね
えらいな

whats the difference between nasty and naughty ?

>>53021877
are the chinese peru or are you a hot girl?

>>53021877
キモい
いやらしい
たぶん

>>53021955
had you been on the amsterdam red light district?

>>53022068
what
I have a girlfriend

>>53021251
With that kind of money I could have bought one of those underage realdolls and paid off my neighbors to pretend to not think anything odd of it when I take her to the summer block party.

>>53011378
Was speaking to a girl the other day about how I used to go mountain biking in Wales, and she didn't even know Wales existed.

>>53022137
If I wasn't actually an englishman I wouldn't know that Wales existed.

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cout << "mfw peruvians can not enter the schengen zone "<<endl ;

http://www.xvideos.com/video3443974/real_dutch_hooker_sucks_on_cock

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YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I FINALLY MEASURED MY COCK!!
ITS ACTUALLY 5-5.5 INCHES HARD AND NOT 4 INCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>53022310
Pics plz

what if i want to tark at structared

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>>53022310
5 minus 5.5 inches? So it's a 0.5 inch hole?

>>53022327
I already came. Best cumshot ever tbqh...

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>>53022359
You're not going to bring me down tonight Finny my boy. Nothing can.

I am not 4 inches!!!!!


>tfw unironically thought I was 3.5 until I measured

>>53022310
でしょ
>tfw you can in fact please a japanese teenager

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How do you guys feel when you see a foreigner in a Japanese stream? Directed towards the Japanese. Do you dislike it or not care?

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>>53022310
tfw 18.5cm

>>53022675
I don't care.

>>53022693
こんな店員は嫌だな…

>>53022675
I would be interested in why he is in there. No Japanese hate Gaijin.

>>53022675
Why dislike?
I'm jealous of them:They visit wherever they want to.

>>53022898
I sometimes go watch streams of ero artists, like Minazuki13 for example and say thanks for making good stuff in english.

>>53022966
>They visit wherever they want to.
What do you mean? Can you not do the same?

ボクっ子会ったことある?
ボクを使いたいけど目立ちたくない。

>>53023143
Are you an American girl?

>>53023170
yes

>>53023143
一時期小学生の間で流行ってたけど流行は終わった

>>53023143
会ったこと無いなぁ
あと失礼だが君の年齢や容姿にもよると思うぞ

>>53023143
小さい子ならまだしも大人ならどれだけ美人でもボクは変だと思う

>>53023212
>>53023250
>>53023285
そうですか
残念。じゃ、使わない

>>53022675
>in a Japanese stream
>dislike it or not care
not care, certainly

country/rural people may be a bit surprised cause there's few foreigners in country
but they don't hate foreigners, too

>>53023143
一人だけ会ったことはあるけど、トランスジェンダーっぽい人だった
目立ちたくないなら絶対やめたほうがいい

>>53023122
>Can you not do the same?
Yes, but I'm a teenager and can't go abroad yet.
Sometime, at least within 5 years, I'll travel Europe or North america, though.

>>53023340
But what does being a teenager have to do with being able to go to whatever streams you please?

>>53023143
小学校のとき仲良かった女の子が僕っ子だった
転校してしまった

>>53022675
If they are commenting in English and the streamer doesn't understand English it gets a bit annoying

俺っ子なら1人知っている
優しくて賢い

Anyway
上京するぞ
2泊だけどどこに行けばいいか迷う
東京を好きになりたい

>>53023340
>but I'm a teenager and can't go abroad yet.
I know this isn't related to the stream thing, but why can't you go abroad?
Do you mean in terms of money? If you work part time and get some money, can't you go somewhere close by in Asia? Travelling to Thailand for example can't be that expensive for you, right?

>>53023432
Ah, yeah I make sure I don't shit up the chat too much, usually thank them, and continue watching and reply to anything at me in simple english, for the streamer and others, last thing I want is to bother the streamer

streamってユーストとか?…読み違えてたわ、まいっか

>>53023504
>どこに行けばいい
>東京を好きになりたい
風俗

>>53023504
東京 いいところ
東京 おすすめ
でググれ

>>53023504
どこから?出身によってお勧めは違うよ

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>>53019422
These ones
All in translation though

>>53023639
周りにいて歩いてる人間の流れのことだと思って読んでたわ
streamerがその通行人とかで

>>53019527
S-sorry, shouldn't I tell you your sentence was wrong?
先週、日本語を上手くなりたいと思ったので

こころと銀河鉄道の夜は中学生のときに読まされたな

>>53023853
同じ
「人波の中に外人がいたらどう思う?」って質問かと思った

>>53023782
すごい
純文学って感じ

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Now is the time all the American kids come to this thread again. I hate you all 2bh
You will live longer than me and probably look better
You won't take my girls away though I will stop you and your fancy hitler youth haircuts and overproduced pop records
Come to Korea and I will beat the shit out of you
I might not be a gym fag like you little American metrosexual wimps but I don't feel pain anymore.
unpredictable girls killed my feeling
So please go to Japan you fucking losers and watch romantic anime crap
I will be the one with a korean gf sucking my blood

>>53023417
>>53022966
>Why dislike?
This is my answer.
ユーストのこと!?
The rest maybe nonsense.
>>53023539
I have entrance exam in February.
Pls, I have no money enough to go abroad, and our high school bans us from part time jobs.

I think I can borrow money from parents, though.
I wish I had decided to go abroad last year.

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>>53011348
心が折れそう

>>53024051
なんで?!
何が?!

Since when did all those Rika spam threads on /int/ appear?

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Someone please help translate? Is they saying bad stuff? Or normal stuff?

>>53024051
大丈夫、まだやれる

俺も心が折れそう、でもまだやれる
折れそうになってからが本当の勝負だ

>>53024128
what the fuck is the matter with you?

心が折れるって英語でどう言うの

>>53024128
>pic
wtf

>>53024148
So i'll take it it's bad stuff? I honestly can't read it and want to know what it says.

>>53023190
I love you!

>>53024157
文字通りハートブレイクだろ

ハチコ
;＿;

>>53023336
いや男ならぼくは普通だぞ、けっこう
女の子が使うのがレアなだけで
石原慎太郎、橋下徹、衛宮切嗣なんかはぼくを使う

>>53024140
>折れそうになってからが本当の勝負だ
そうですね、諦めたら何も変わらないね

>>53024051
青いコアラはお嫌いですか…

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>>53024128
I drawed the situation.

>>53024263
だから女性だってばその人

>>53024316
そうだったのか
すまん

>>53024128
>Today I'll keep cumming inside of you until you get pregnant.
>Few hours later...
>I had no idea I would be forced to crossdress and adversely cummed inside.

>>53024296
>>53024350
holy crap I did not know it was such bad stuff.

thanks anons

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>>53024190
Thank you.

My heart will be never break off.

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>>53024372
>holy crap I did not know it was such bad stuff.
how didn't you know? where'd you even get the picture?

>>53024408
I just clicked on a twitter to look at a girls picture but it turns out.. he is a she or something I don't even know anymore. its lewd as hell. that guys drawing above is so funny though

Where is a good place to read short stories aside from aozora (too old) and pixiv (all bl fanfic)?

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>>53024372
No problem.
I'm glad you love my illustration.

>>53024486
「小説家になろう」もあるよ

>>53024263
話し言葉は僕。ここで使ってみたら、気持ち悪いからやめたけど。

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>>53024540
Do you mean syosetu.com? Thank you it looks interesting. It also looks like it's popular.

この間ボクっ娘見かけたけどもれなくドブ面だった

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Sometimes you just have to give up

>>53024486
「オーバーロード」と「ログ・ホライズン」はweb版がネットで無料で読める

>>53024263
女友達は僕、って言ってる。彼氏持ちだけど。

>>53024608
I was looking for short stuff I could read in an hour. Thanks though.

>>53024600
>syosetu.com
yes