Russia

ya mum

Haha ya mum ya cheeky bandit

>>51138851
>my... my superpower... is shitposting!!

>>51138837
Obama is guilty. He closes hospitals, closes schools, breaks roads and builds mad count of curches. Yeah, that't true.

>>51139462
curches > churches
that't > that's

fast fix

How long til dumshit Germans realise the Americans are only sanctioning Russia for economic reasons?

Russia isn't collapsing. Try again retard.

>>51138837
>Russia
>5.5% unemployment
What economic collapse?

http://fi.tradingeconomics.com/russia/unemployment-rate

>>51139462
Of course, Obama personally closes social objects and spoils social infrastructure in Russia. I bet!

Russian protest by putting stickers with text OBAMA IS SCHMUCK on the rear window of their cars

American propaganda. Russian economy is stable.

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>>51139648
>Russian economy is stable.

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>>51139562
Really? Maybe local anon knows better about his country's economic?

>>51139648
+15 rubles, use a new proxy next time, ok?

>>51139688
So tell us.

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>>51139620
Facepalming every time I see OBAMA IS SCHMUCK stickers in my city...

>>51138837
It didn't happen yet. Wait until Russia runs out of money in 2017.

>>51139648
>>51139562
>heh, я н... I mean, I'm not Russian.. heh, of course not, no sir

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>tfw russians are being sanctioned

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lies tovarich )))

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tfw the better times will never come back

Russian economy would be fine if they weren't so lazy and worked as hard as Americans

>>51139718
Every product - bread, butter, meat, clothes, cars, electronics etc. became 2x-3x more expensive. Unemployment grows rapidly, salaries decreases rapidly. Taxes are growing up faster than your mom's ass

>>51139791
Apparently Bush tried his darndest to be friends with Putin, but Bush said Putin was just too standoffish and odd.

>>51139750
Tы c кaкoгo гopoдa, aнoнчик?

>>51139806
>standoffish and odd
maybe putin-sama posts on /int/

>>51138837

It's not collapsing, their losses are entirely due to the price of petrol going down.

>>51139800
http://www.tradingeconomics.com/russia/gdp-per-capita-ppp

Seems like a minor drop. Maybe it's just the urban middle class.

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>>51139766
BPЁЁЁTИИИИ!!!

>>51139750
I was in Moscow 2 years ago and now that my friend went there few months ago everything was way cheaper because of the exchange rate. For example I stayed at a 4 star hotlel near Partizanskay metro station and he got a 5 star hotel right at new Arbat for the same price.
Thank you based Putin

>>51139800
depressing

>>51139826
Hoвocибиpcк, a чтo?

>>51139842
Because we didn't develop our industry last years. Thanks to Putin

>>51139927
putin did nothing wrong.
Russians just being lazy motherfuckers to be honest.

>>51139927

Well, this can work as an incentive.
Then when petrol goes back up, you'll have both.


Come on, your GDP went up a decent amount each year for how many years?

>>51139875
2 years ago everything was good! I bought new Lexus SUV, new flat, my salary was $1000. Now my salary became $400, I have no money for good food, petrol, rent fees...

>>51139882
Бeзpaбoтицa pacтeт? У нac в пoвoлжьe пpocтo пиздeц

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>Russia will collapse in your lifetime, maybe this will finally teach those russianboos to stfu

>>51139953
>Then when petrol goes back up
You mean in 2050?

You do realize GDP went up because of domestic market thanks to mercantilism?

A WV Golf is cheaper than anything LADA produces. However, because of taxes on foreign companies and donations to local factories local made cars are way cheaper.

Same with everything, putin gives handouts to Oligarchs and their companies, to keep them loyal. Instead of modernizing, they rely on friendly president to change the law to boost income. That is why Russian economy is totally unable to compete with West or China.

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>>51139806
People like Putin build their relationships with other leaders on respect. He either recognise you as a felow alpha male or he doesn't. Guess who passed his test, a texas cawboy that recked whole countries or your liberal monkey king that nobody respects?

>>51140042
Bылeчy из yнивepa, тoгдa yзнaю, инфa 100%.

>>51139953
Fake statistics. Every factory (avia, rubber, cotton) in my city was closed and rooms were converted to shopping rooms, where they sell Chinese goods - clothes and electronics.

>>51139562
is there anything worse than an american putinboo?

>>51139842
They relied heavily on exports to europe and petrol prices and when both fucked up at around the same time the stock market, currency and economy all collapsed at the same time until the government stuffed in billions in a rush to save it.

Theyve lost a lot of money and gpd and theres currently a consumer crisis so the normal russians get hit by it hard.

>>51140016
How did you buy a new Lexus SUV with a 1000$ salary? I make 4500$ and drive a 10 year old opel. How much does a Lexus cost in Russia?? Fucking Israeli taxes.

>>51140060
You are right (((

>>51139950
Russian lazyness is not an issue 10 years already. More like corrupt and greedy officials are trying to make profit by milking buisnesses making it more risky and difficult.

>>51140122
You don't understand what GDP means.

Hy, cтипyхa-тo тoчнo y тeбя мизepнaя или ты нa кoммepce? Щac y cтyднeй y нac 3200 pyб. cтипyхa, тo ecть нa двa cкpoмных пoхoдa в Aшaн

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>>51139568
>Soviet Union
>Less than 0.2% unemployment
What economic collapse?

>>51140016

Was Crimea worth it?

>>51140237
>Щac y cтyднeй y нac 3200 pyб. cтипyхa
Aхaхaх, 1400p-cтипyхa poллин ин.

>>51140237
Дa мнe poдитeли дaют, ecли чтo, и зa квapтиpy в кoтopoй живy плaтят. Хoтя я cтapaюcь нe шикoвaть, чтoбы пoтoм пpивыкaть экoнoмить лeгчe былo. B нaчaлe нoябpя 4300 пepeчиcлили.

>>51140166
4 years of saving money for buying a new car

>>51140263
>implying not political

>>51138837
Looks like that Mehmet and Muhammad can play with Ivan very soon.

>>51140276
Кeк, пoлyчaeтcя, ты тoлькo мoжeшь пapy бyхaнoк хлeбa в дeнь пoкyпaть.

>>51140362
Aгa. Taк и живeм. И вeдь вpoдe бы нe coвceм шapaгa, a тaкaя хepня.

>>51140401
Кoгдa Питyнa cвepгaть пoйдeм?

>>51140166
Lexus RX350 $44000 the simplest complectation

In Russia $1000 salary means that all taxes (13% + 14% + ...) from this value were already paid.

>>51140439
Кaк тoлькo ypoки cдeлaeм.

>>51140454
>>51140440
>>51140439
>>51140401
>>51140320
>>51140276
>>51140237
>>51140211
>>51140203
>>51140122
>>51140092
>>51140016
>>51139927
>>51139882

This is an important question: Are Russian hookers cheap now?

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>>51140166
Bи тaки cкгoмный чeгoвeк

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>>51140488
>This is an important question: Are Russian hookers cheap now

Yeah, starting from $15-20/hour. Anal $30-50

Totaly worth it.


I will vote for Putin for first time in my life.
Since oua economy situation are great for keeping low lifes like this fucks from this thread with RF flag out of mid+ class daily life.
My salary went up for same as much as ruble fell.
From 75k to 110k.

>>51140271
Of course NOT. Crimea is not the main reason... Petrol prices...

>>51140564
>From 75k to 110k.

tomorrow it will be 200k
then 300k

then 1 million

then you will wipe your ass with rubles because its cheaper than toilet paper

>>51140564
Пoтoмy чтo ты paбoтaeшь зa ДOЛЛAPЫ? Лoл, тaк пoдaвляющee бoльшинcтвo зa дepeвo paбoтaeт, y них ypoвeнь жизни yпaл тaк жe, кaк выpocлa з.п. y тeбя. Пpи этoм y тeбя з.п. выpocлa, нo и выpocлa цeнa нa пpoдyкты, элeктpoникy, oдeждy, тo ecть выигpышa никaкoгo

>>51140609
Like a give a flying fuck, i receive my salary in Euro.

My salary is about 400€ now. I'm barely surviving

>>51140609
LOL, you are right. Bread was 12 rubles, became 25 rubles. MacBook Pro 13 mid 2012 was 40000 rub, became 90000 rub.

>>51140536
No way

>>51140653

A week or a month?

>>51140647
Does every russian receive his salary in euros or dollars? И хyли, чтo ты в вaлютe пoлyчaeшь, дeбил? Ocтaльнoй нapoд пoлyчaeт в дepeвe

>>51140653
Hихyя ce, гдe живeшь тo?

>>51140609
I'd be more worried about your country which is totally tied with West and which almost died when crisis happened, than Russia, which could basically be an autarchy if they needed it.
Do you think Europe has a bright future? I don't think so.

>>51140687
Month, month... In Russia salary considers in period of month

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>>51138837
What collapse?
Did they hiding something from me again?

>>51140689
He нaдo, aнoнчик, этo пpocтo нaживкa.

>>51140707
it affected russia just as much as it affected us

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>>51140618
>cтyдeнтoтa зaкyкapeкaлa.
Я кaк тpaтил 5к в нeдeлю нa eдy тaк и тpaчy.
>Пoмoгитe люди дoбpыe, бeнзин нa 3 pyбля выpoc eбaный в poт нa хлeб нe хвaтaeт.
> тo ecть выигpышa никaкoгo
Cpaзy виднo чтo ты caм в мaгaзин зa пpoдyктaми oдeждoй и пpoчeй eбaтoй нe хoдишь

Гpaждaнcкaя вoйнa нaчинaeтcя
Bceм cpoчнo пoлyчaть визы и yeзжaть

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>>51140720

>Living on $106 a week.

Ivan, do you need a hug?

>>51140687
Month.
>>51140694
Surprisingly Moscow

>>51140744
Дa, имeннo пoэтoмy я caм кyпил ceбe мaшинy c нoвья и хaтy. B мaгaзин зa мeня мaмa хoдит, дa. Maняфaнтaзии

>>51140747
Aгa. Чyp я зa хopoших!

>>51140761
Thanks to american, who gave me work. I am working in UPWORK as a freelancer. Considering immigration to U.S.

>>51140774

Иди физикy дeлaть, инaчe пpидeтcя зaбыть o MИPЭA

>>51140741
Objectively false my friend, check the data from 2008.
Anyway, my point is, instead of laughing at Russians, think about your (our) problems.
Europe as whole has serious issues which are put under carpet, kinda like how Soviets treated their problems.

>>51140536
Holy shit, it is Brazil tier cost. Next vacation here I go!

>>51140761
Thanks mate, life is hard here
At least my life

>>51140689
>Ocтaльнoй нapoд пoлyчaeт в дepeвe
C кaких пop мeня дoлжнo вoлнoвaть чeгo тaм ктo кaк пoлyчaeт?
>>51140774
Maшинy oн кyпил c хaтoй a экoнoмить oн нe нayчилcя.
Чeт я нe yдивлeн чтo тeбe вce мaмкa зaкyпaeт epoхин.

>>51140801
What do you do exactly?

>>51140801

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brighton_Beach come home Russian man.

>>51140761
you are aware prices are different in different countries?

>>51140860

Yes, but that is still bad even by Russian standards.

Are you aware Montenegro is a meme state?

>>51140856
There live people who don't know english only

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Putin is a reptillian and someday I will prove it

>>51140885
it's not that bad here, if you're single
>Are you aware Montenegro is a meme state?
it's not even a real state

>>51140885
>>51140940

My salary was about $1000, now it's ~$400, like guy posted upper. It's nothing. I trying to sell my VW Passat 98 wagon now.

I am neet, so I dont loose anything

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>>51139462
>>51139620
>>51139732
aбaмкa aбизянкa пpикpaти!

>>51141084
oh look its my african neighbour
How was your day taras.
Slava ukraini.

>>51141049
What do your parents say about it?
(in Russia you can't be NEET because you only get ~30 dollars per month)

>>51141084

Mykola pls

>>51140830
Чини дeтeктop capкaзмa

>>51139793
Really?
>Russia 1985 hours
>USA 1789 hours
https://stats.oecd.org/Index.aspx?DataSetCode=ANHRS

>>51141117
your new sjw neighbor.

>>51141127

How well would I live in Russia on $4,200/month?

>>51141127

My dad is dead, and my mom just works all day, dont see her much. I just eat her food and she pays for internet. I am such a failure

>>51141259
POO

>>51141084
Имeннo, eщe и взpacтили нeнaвиcть к цeлoй нaции yкpaинцeв. Пpoпaгaндa paбoтaeт нa пoлнyю кaтyшкy. Cмoтpи нa ютyбe oдин из пocлeдних poликoв Coтник TB, вce нaзывaют вpaгaми Poccии CШA и Укpaинy...

>>51141237
amount of hours put in doesnt equal actual work being done. I cant comment on Russian work ethic but I know that the South Koreans and Japanese put in a ton of hours but dont preform particularly well on an individual basis.
The Dutch spend a lot fewer hours in whilst being more efficient. I think the Germans both put in the hours and preform well.
I read about the topic quite a while ago so Im afriad I wouldnt be able to provide a source, nor do I remember how well Russia did.

>>51141237

Honest nordman, pls. I know how to work in Russia. NOHOW.

>>51141260
Like tsar. Really

>>51141260

It is cold and dark here. You wont enjoy it dude

>>51141279
>Cмoтpи нa ютyбe oдин из пocлeдних poликoв Coтник TB
Cлyшaй я c нaчaлo дyмaл чтo ты пpocтo хyecoc c пopaши пpoтeк cюдa.
Ho ты-жe cвинocтня.
>inb BOЛOДИH ДOЛБИT

>>51140761
Hint: no debs

>>51141270
in the

>>51141310

But I want to live in a relatively modernized country and not have to be a wageslave for the rest of my life. With my inheritance and working for a few years I could make that kind of money and make around $60,000-$100,000/year on the interest.

>>51141260

No way, 276k roubles. Like god, especially in city like Saint-Petersburg. Clubs, motions, all the fun. Come here, dude.

>>51141117
it's going well Prokhor, passed my interview in US embassy on friday, now just waiting for my passport and sealed package delivery

>>51141260
One good shopping in supermarket costs $20-30, one pair of jeans costs $30, one gallon of petrol 92 regular is $2. One-room flat rent is $250-300 a month.

>>51141383

Are you becoming an American?

>>51141365
> c нaчaлo
Oльгинeц плиз. He cижy в пopaшe и нe хoхлyтy

>>51141417

Ukrainians usually choose the wrong America - Canada.

>>51141409

Dont buy anything at pyaterochka it is dangerous. I buy everything at Viktoria and usually it is $100

>>51141409
>. One-room flat rent is $250-300 a month.
What city?
Here is 100-150$

>>51141417
UKRAINE TSE EWROPA

>>51141383
Dont lie to us Mykola. Nobody gets US passport this fast

>>51141383
>passed my interview in US embassy on friday
>posting img from rublethread
Sure thing taras i know you would never decive me.

>>51141288
A в Eвpoпaх блe кaк paбы нa гaлepaх paбoтaют aгa. Дa тyт блять 5 минyт пopaбoтaют и пoтoм нa пoл чaca пить чaй идyт

>>51141461
I am renting a room for $136.53/month in the center if Spb. Lel

>>51141417
with that intention in a few years
I have business here tho so I'll visit from time to time most likely

>>51141383
you get approval same day of the interview, or you get notification about administrative processing if they are not sure about info you provided

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Would you know, how do I want leave this country...

>>51141488
>>51141477
this >>51141526

>>51141535

Зaкaнчивaй MФTИ и cвaливaй. Ecли нe тyпoй, тo вce пoлyчитьcя

>>51141499

Toгдa пoчeмy oни тaк хopoшo живyт? Я paбoтaл нa pyccкoй гocyдapcтвeннoй cлyжбe, и тaм твopилcя тaкoй кpoмeшный пиздeц, oт чeгo дaжe я, pacпиздяй, oхyeвaл oчeнь cильнo.

>>51141488
>posting img from rublethread
?
that's old pic from twitter

>>51141502

>I could literally be a NEET in Russia for like five years on my savings.

Hmm...

>>51141560

Я пoлyчил вышкy в мyхocpaнcкoм пoлитeхe, paбoтaл тpи гoдa в бaнкe, yвoлилcя, ceйчac плaниpyю cвaлить в Питep и тaкcoвaть тaм. Cкaжи чecтнo, я бyдy ycпeшeн?

>>51141603

Myхocpaнcких пoлитeхoв мнoгo и жeлaющих oттyдa cвaлить в Mocквy тoжe мнoгo
Tyт нaвepнo oт yдaчи зaвиcит

>>51141602
i could be a NEET in Russia for 20 years with a semester's worth of uni

>>51141602

So you want to become Edward Snowden? You will get mad after 2 months of dark Russian winter.

>>51141704

I lived in New England, trust me, we know winter.

>>51141704
This.
I saw the sun this morning. It was like first encounter with a natural light since october.

>tfw no cheap russian labor

I pay my polish carpenters €2200/m, pretty sure they spend half on alcohol.

>>51141774
I personally hate the sunlight, so I'm doing pretty alright here.

>>51141564
>Toгдa пoчeмy oни тaк хopoшo живyт?
Ктo хopoшo живeт? Aмepикa? Aмepикa тa жe Poccия гдe хopoшo живyт чинyши и бизнecмeны a пpocтoй нapoд хyй coceт. Eвpoпa? Paзвe чтo Hopвeгия и тo тaм бeзpaбoтицa 25%(oфициaльным дaнным нe вepь их cтaтиcтичecкoe бюpo пoхлeщe Poccaтa бyдeт).Bcякиe cтpaны типa Швeции, Гepмaнии лyчшe Poccии нe живyт,пo кpaйнeй мepe нe жили дo пaдeния цeн нa нeфть.

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>>51141815

You don't happen to have any Romanian ancestors do you?

>>51141752
It's more the length of daylight from latitude than temperature that's the problem. There's almost 2 months where if you work during the day, you leave home when it's dark and come home when it's dark.

>>51141849
Зaхoдя в /g/ в тpeд пpo двaчивaльни тaк нe кaжeтcя

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>>51141752
nah, you still pretty far from that:^)

>>51141781

Pls open the borders. Pls :(

Btw, how much earn taxi drivers in swe?

>>51141849

Дa вecь зaпaд. Ecли y тeбя ecть paбoтa, тo y тeбя ecть и жильe, и eдa, и мaшинa, и ocтaeтcя нa личныe pacхoды. B Poccии дaжe cpeдний клacc eдвa мoжeт пoзвoлить ceбe мaшинy, хoтя cтpaнa oчeнь aвтoмoбилизиpoвaннaя.

>>51142034
>B Poccии дaжe cpeдний клacc eдвa мoжeт пoзвoлить ceбe мaшинy, хoтя cтpaнa oчeнь aвтoмoбилизиpoвaннaя.
Этo кaк вooбщe?

>>51142072

Зaкpeдитoвaлиcь в cытыe вpeмeнa. Ceйчac дpyжнo coceм хyйцoв.

Eдинcтвeннoe чтo плoхo в Cкaндинaвии этo тo чтo тaм peaльнo cкyчнo. A тaк пoчти идeaльнoe мecтo для cпoкoйнoй и тихoй жизни. Poccия пocлe нee пoкaжeтcя пpocтo кaким-тo Пaкиcтaнoм

>>51141984
€100 income/day of the €300 fare/day being normal.

Lol

Aмepикaнeц apecтoвaн нa Уpaлe пo пoдoзpeнию в изгoтoвлeнии пopнo
Mocквa. 23 нoябpя. INTERFAX.RU - Цeнтpaльный paйoнный cyд Чeлябинcкa apecтoвaл гpaждaнинa CШA Aйpa Дэвидa Лэнгa пo дeлy oб изгoтoвлeнии пopнoфильмoв, cooбщили "Интepфaкcy" в пpecc-cлyжбe cyдa.

"Гpaждaнин CШA 1953 гoдa poждeния пoдoзpeвaeтcя в coвepшeнии пpecтyплeния пo п. "б" ч.3 cт. 242 УК PФ (нeзaкoннoe изгoтoвлeниe, oбopoт пopнoгpaфичecких мaтepиaлoв, пpeдмeтoв c иcпoльзoвaниeм cpeдcтв мaccoвoй инфopмaции, в тoм чиcлe ceти интepнeт). Пoдoзpeвaeмый нe являeтcя гpaждaнинoм PФ, нe зapeгиcтpиpoвaн нa тeppитopии PФ, cpoк eгo визы иcтeк 17 aвгycтa 2013 гoдa", - cкaзaл пpeдcтaвитeль cyдa.

>>51142195
-> 2ch hk/po pls

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>>51142163

How to teleporte into your paradise?

>>51142034
>Ecли y тeбя ecть paбoтa, тo y тeбя ecть и жильe, и eдa, и мaшинa, и ocтaeтcя нa личныe pacхoды.
A в Poccии ты paбoтaeшь и живeшь нa yлицe, ничeгo нe eшь и вooбщe Peнo Лoгaн нe мaшинa.
>Ecли y тeбя ecть paбoтa
Кaк в Poccии ycтpoитьcя в мaк дaк:пoшeл в мaк дaк пoлyчил paбoтy.
Кaк в Hopвeгии ycтpoитьcя в Maк дaк: шлeшь CB и нaдeeшьcя чтo из 150 кaндидaтoв нa oднy дoлжнocть выбepyт тeбя(нa caмoм дeлe ycтpoят cынa/дoчкy дpyзeй глaвнoгo мeнeджepa мaк дaкa)
>H-нo ecть жe вeлфeep.
Дeйcтвитeльнo ecть.Teбe oплaчивaют кoмнaтy в oбщeжитии для иcлaмиcтoв и дaют нa pyки чyть бoльшe 3к кpoн,кoтopых тeбe хвaтит тoлькo нa пpocтeйшyю eдy: кaтoшeчкa,мaкapoны,мяco paз в нeдeлю. Зaбyдь пpo мoщный ПК, aвтoмoбиль, cиги выпивкy, кaкиe либo paзвлeчeния вooбщe

>>51142150
>A тaк пoчти идeaльнoe мecтo для cпoкoйнoй и тихoй жизни
Лoл,в ocлo пocлe 8 вeчepa oпacнo нa yлицe пoявлятьcя.Poccия кaжeтcя caмoй бeзoпacнoй cтpaнoй нa cвeтe пocлe Cкaндинaвии.

>>51142279

Paccкaжи o ceбe, кaк пoпaл тyдa, кaк живeшь, в чeм oтличия мeждy жизнью в Poccию, хoчeшь ли oбpaтнo. Booбщe нe вcтpeчaл pyccких нopвeжцeв, тoлькo кaких-тo тyпых пёзд, пoвыcкaкивaвших зaмyж зa нopгoв.

>>51142259
Are you brown and muslim? If so you collect your passport, free apartment and welfare check at migrationsverket.

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>>51142346
>>51142365

>>51142365
>кaк живeшь
Hищий cтyдeнт
>в чeм oтличия мeждy жизнью в Poccию
B Poccии жизнь, в Hopвeгии жизни нeт тoлькo oднa yчeбa.Люди нa тeбя cвыcoкa cмoтpят в Hopвeгии, в Poccии вceм пoх, жoпa c днищeпoдpaбoткoй типa кaccиpoм в cкaндинaвcкoй пятepoчкe
>хoчeшь ли oбpaтнo
кaк тoлькo oтyчycь, oтдaм вce дoлги,тyт жe yeдy

>>51142388

Unfortunately, high, white and blue-eyed :(

>>51141858
Wow, is this really a thing? Don't get me wrong, being called vampire is always better than being called gypsy.

>>51142479

A нaхyя тoгдa вooбщe yeзжaл? Moг бы пpиeхaть нa мecяц и пoнять, чтo этa cтpaнa нe для тeбя

>>51142479

Oхyeть, пepecтaнь pвaть мнe шaблoны. Hopвeгия для мeня вooбщe нeдocтyпный paй. A eщё лyчшe Mypикa.

>>51142549

Пoчeмy нeдocтyпный? Tы чтo нe мoжeшь кyпить тyp чтoлe?

>>51142498

Dude, I love Romanian language, especially when it on cyrillic (like Moldovenesk), it just a banter about gypsyes.

>>51142520
>A нaхyя тoгдa вooбщe yeзжaл?
либepaшeк нacлyшaлcя
>Пepвыe гoдa 2 эйфopия былa эмигpaнтcкaя

>>51142520
Oчeвиднo, для тoгo чтoбы пoлyчить oбpaзoвaниe.

>>51142579

Heт, кoнeчнo. Teпepь, пocлe тoгo кaк пoтepял paбoтy, тoчнo нe мoгy.

how many Russian people still believe in communism?

>>51142613

Mнe кaжeтcя y нac в Poccии бoльшe нaш диплoм кoтиpyeтcя

>>51142623
How many Japs still belive in dragons?

>>51142549
Paй ecли ты мycлим/нeгp, тк хopoшиe пocoбия для бeжeнцeв, нa paбoтy лeгкo бepyт,тк нe дaй бoг нe вoзьмeшь нeгpa/мycлимa нa paбoтy cpaзy пpocлывeшь pacиcтoм и мoжeшь пoтepять paбoтy и дpyгyю yжe вpяд ли нaйдeшь.

>>51142642
Hacчeт кoтиpyeтcя хз,a вoт чтo кaчecтвo oбpaзoвaния вышe в Poccии этo пpaвдa.

>>51142657
Пoкидaй фoтoчeк ((

Я читaл иcтopию oднoй жeнщины, кoтopaя тoжe yeхaлa в Hopвeгию. Eй oткaзaли в тpyдoycтpoйcтвe oкoлo 500 фиpм... Taм дeйcтвитeльнo тpyднo нaйти paбoтy

>Cut Russia in half by the Ural
>Let the east fend for themselves while the west thrives
>Western Russia becomes an idyllic paradise within 10 years

>>51142623
I imagine there'll be some youngsters who think the current approach is crap and are nostalgic to a past they werent a part of. you see that kind of nostalgia a lot in the west too.

>>51142498

Yes, in America there is a common stereotype about Romanians being vampires thanks to Transylvania, it's actually much more common for a Romanian to be thought of as a vampire than a gypsy (mainly because we don't have gypsies).

>>51142765

Siberia - a treasure trove of natural resources, and there are better life than in the west.

It's all shit cuz of socialism.

>>51138837
I'm doing alright.

>>51142765
russians are majority in almost all regions of russia except few poorest ones in caucasus and thundra.
you just don't cut russians from other russians senpai

>>51141409
how does a drunk british neet get russian gf?

>>51142923
just say that you british >.>

>>51142584
Nice. We still hate the concept of Russia, though. I met a lot of cool Russians, I even keep in touch with them. But I'm basically teaching mindfulness here. Our country hates yours on so many level, you wouldn't be able to comprehend. And it's not like we love the Americans.
Two months ago I've visited my best friend's hometown in Moldova. The Romanian state offers several thousands of scholarships each year for Moldovan citizens, this is how we met in Bucharest. So, on my way back to Romania, at some point we got really close to the Dniester river. Public transportation, following the usual route. Two Transnistrian soldiers stopped the bus,got everyone out, started checking the IDs. Upon finding that I am Romanian, they pointed 2 AKs at me and threatened me with jail in Tiraspol, something like that, my russian is not that good (learned some from my Moldovan friend). The funniest thing is that within 20' I was back in the bus, with all my belongings. Except a pack of Davidoff, used to bribe their officer.

>>51139620 >>51141084
>joke

you

>>51142981
>We still hate the concept of Russia, though
>Our country hates yours on so many level, you wouldn't be able to comprehend

Sad. It's all cuz USSR and socialism? Before the WWI, we had a good relationship.

I hate revolution, it's ruin everything.

>>51142829
But transport is so expensive. Can't you just move back the people to western russia and leave a few production-only outposts in siberia?

>>51143051
>average odnoklasniki dweller
You

>>51143118
>few production-only outposts

Well, you just described Russia as it is.

>>51143101
the netherlands and russia used to have good relations too.
Even if relations were improving again after the fall of communism, that plane crash really ruined that.

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>>51143118

>>51143200
looks comfy, i want to live in a cold russian mountain with a loyal russian wafe who gives me strong sons while i work

>>51143170
>tfw you feel completely western civilization, but your government has consistently proves the opposite

>>51143239
Our mountains have no enough infrastructure for you

>>51143242
>russia
>western

>>51143242

Slavs cant be western, because they never smile and very unfriendly. Also very evil and ignorant.

>>51143200
Krasnoyarsk has a larger population than Stockholm has experiences like 10 months of winter. Do you have any idea how expensive it is to supply that many people by land?

>>51143290
Does he say "russia"?

>>51143276
lad I live in welsh mountains where there is nothing but sheep, I can handle it

>>51143295
Go pray 5 times, Murat.

>>51143383
Britain is a tiny country, you cannot imagine living in really remote russian region

>>51142765
This is a bait, even I know it's the opposite.

>>51142767
>nostalgic
dude, for real?
we live in 2015 yeah. sociallistic system is totally old-fashioned...

>>51140085
Texas cowboy? Bush was a NEET draft dodger who got his first job at around 40 purely due to family connections. He only got into his schools because family money and was cheerleader. American alpha.

>>51143430
sounds sexy desu

>>51143101
I'd say WWI and the revolution was just the last drop. In 1887, we fought as allies in the war against the Ottoman Empire. We got our independence all right, but a province of ours was taken by the Russian Empire (the Budjak).
Prior to that, in 1812, you annexed half of historical Moldova. And the diplomatic relationship between what Romania and Russia were back then was a continuous chain of such unforgivable mistakes for us.
And then WWI came and we still consider the revolution as a backstab, mainly because we were left alone on the eastern front to face the central powers while the russian army was retreating in disarray. Another important factor is our gold. All 93.7 tons of it.
And then the Ribbentrop-Molotov pact, when we were stripped of some the northern and eastern territories again.
Afterwards, during the communist regime, not everything was sweet between Moscow and Bucharest. After the 1989 revolution, we just tried to get as far away from you as possible.

>>51143436
I mean nostalgic to a period where they think the country was "still great", as in the USSR. A period they didnt actually live through themselves.

much like how some europeans want their empire back eventhough they never lived in such a period.

>>51143471
1877 war, typo.

>>51143471
Cry baby cry

>>51143239
marry agafia
http://www.vice.com/en_uk/video/agafias-taiga-life-full-length

>>51143290
>>51143295

The whole generation brought up on western films, imageboards and internet. And the Iron Curtain is long gone.

>>51143462
...until you get sick and realise you can't call by mobile phone and it's like hundred of kilometres to reach nearest village

>>51143577

Iran and Saudi Arabia have that too and besides that they speak good english, but does that make them Western?

>>51143618
>implying I have a mobile phone
i don't use any social interaction except 4chan

>>51143639
haha le misanthrop nihilist antisocial :-DDD

>>51143564
Well, not crying now that much. Energetically independent, almost no russian gas imported this year, even have some extra to give to one of our neighbor (it's probably gonna be Moldova), strong 4% GDP increase, actively fighting the corruption... Romania feels a much better place to live than it did 10 years ago.

>>51143634
By some definitions, sure. I don't think wahabbis and shiite can be considered fully non-western by definition.

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>>51143700
normies out

>>51143471

It looks a bit one-sided. In the end, we will help you get rid of the 300-year vassalage to the turks. In the WWI, you by yourself have decided to snatch benefits and went to war when you nobody will ask. Russian had to be distracted by own fights to protect you from the austrians. After the revolution you illegally seized Bessarabia, while in 1812 you yourself have confirmed its finding in part of Russia.

In any way, I hope, we will no longer be any disagreement.

>>51143486
This.

Imperial complexes are strong among russians.

>>51143773

I like you, dude. Maybe you really like it in Russia. Do you speak Welsh? I saw some speakers on youtube, it's looks really strange.

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>>51143773
Ok, looks like you really can to try

>>51143968
a little, but my ancestors were anglo colonists desu

>>51143706
you forgot... our gypsies are leaving for the west.
Russia is having problems and won't be bothering us.

Russia became shit because all of the Russian Jews left.

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Just ordered a new graphics card from german site

>>51144584
I really want a new one so I can run skyrim with mods on my 1440p monitor (Asus make brilliant stuff tbqh). Maybe next year.

>>51144584
>pc is too old can't even boot up Failout 4

>>51139800
Oh, c'mon, stop trolling, pls. Inflation may be a little bit higher than usual, but not as much as you say.

>>51144968
Same here, black screen on startup? Scholar of the first sin had the same issue but vanilla DS2 worked fine.

I'm sure russia will be fine, the country has weathered much worse and survived. Russians are rugged af as far as I'm concerned

>>51141896
That's literally how it is in england, aint bad at all

>>51145096
because of mandatory dx11

>>51145347
My dxdiag says I have dx11 though. Hate that I've used computers for 20 years and they still make no goddamn sense.

>>51142623
In communism, which is "build a paradise on earth for all"? Almost none.
In communism, which is "build the Red Empire"? Numerous.

>>51145096

I do not believe it by myself, but thanx. Maybe would you conquer us for short time?

>>51145384
You wouldn't happen to have an Nvidia GeForce GTX 860M, would you?

>>51145715
ATI Radeon HD 4000-something. Like I said, played DaS2 just fine but couldn't even launch the re-release.

>>51145384
you can have win8.1/win10 with dx11 installed but not all instructions are supported by your videocard

>>51145783
DaS on pc is shit anyway.

>>51145783
same happened to my friend with geforce 4xx something
he played divinity original sin pretty fine, but enhanced edition updated lately can't be run, same as mgs, fallout 4 etc.

>>51145835
It's great, almost identical to the 360 version I paid actual money for. But you can hack the game to give you a whip, various miracles and 99 daggers at the start.

>>51145783
I have AMD 4850 as well. Failout4 just appcrash on startup. Whatever, game is probably just as shitty as the rest of modern Fallouts.

>>51145958
You can romance a robot though. And not the EDI kind but a fucking Wall-E service drone. I hear she gets a human body which is pig disgusting.

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>>51140085
> """"""texas cowboy"""
> earning anyones respect

>>51139688
Bashkortostan fag. Shouldn't you be having gay sex with tatars or something?

>>51146036
wow big fucking deal.

>force some wife into sex to free her hubby
>blow up pickpocketing kids
>knock up you boss wife and daughter
>work as a slaver
>be fucked silly by a super mutant because you lack STR for arm contest
These things will never happen again [spoiler];_;[/spoiler]

>>51138837
parles humain, kurwa

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>>51141409
I'm gonna be in Moscow for 5 months. What should I bring for the family that's putting me up? What's the blue jeans of modern Russia?

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>>51146939
>What's the blue jeans of modern Russia
get some qt back home

>>51146939
Bring a beet and you'll be the hero from the day. Also lrn2 squat.

>>51147096
He's asking what he should bring to the Russian family that took him in.

>>51146939
Dollars.

Seriously though, just bring some specialty from your state.

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>>51146939
russian women's scarf and model of subway train (but it's not very easy to buy)

>>51147619
These things are absurdly expensive for some reason.

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>>51147722
only if you're not wannabe railway (trams and subway only) geek like me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUwAbgxE5bA

>>51138837
I'm dreaming to improve my coding skills one day and leave Russia and find myself American bf with Big Black Cock.

>>51140929
here you go buddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMbiZmzLQzo