Quick, tell me more about Poland. My new gf is Polish and amonly

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Ugly language, bad cuisine, very shitty people, terrible politicians, boring countryside and shitty culture, hideous cities, shitty music and cinema, pathetic army, neo-colonial economy with almost non-existant native industry and the list goes on.

Poland is literally the shitbucket of europe
Its as big as germany with half the population and nothing impressive ever came out of it
Never won a war or start an empire
Sucks ball at sports of any kind
Implied huge jewish population but sucks shit at finance and economics
Hitler literally see the poles as subhumans and wants polish clay so he can populate the aryans from germany in it.
Any average person will only know poland as "that country that was annihilated by the germans in the WWII".
Most are surprised it still exist.
Most people cant even find poland on the map and consistently mistook poland for either hungary or austria.
Its a country that is consistently bullied by countries around it and have absolutely no power to fight back due to its absolute low morale within its army and people.
Poland is so uninteresting and dull that nobody, even the arabs or the indians(well known for their immigration to western countries) wants to live there
Poland was supposed to be extinct and the amazement of it continuing its pathetic life like a dying rat is what makes poland literally the shithole of europe.

So fucking useless and incompetent you mistook it as a 3rd world country.

Catholic
Poor
Opresssed
Language full of consonants

apple cider is their main export

>>51105480
Thanks senpai

Mexico of Europe. Got it.

>>51105436
>bad cuisine
You stupid Wojtek. Poland has top tier cuisine.

>>51105436
Not many money, is poor, gf probably prostitute. Very sorry.

>>51105631
Kek she is a teacher

>>51105717
I did learn a few things, like the polish taco and the winged hussar. She is a slut m8.

>>51105480
Wow, man.

It's not even that bad. Most eastern European cuntries are much worse. And bolan invented the bulletproof vest, and you export a lot of technology to Croatia. Why so self hating?

>>51105850
>Most eastern European cuntries are much worse.
this
poland is like the germany of eastern europe
except everyone likes poland

>>51105436
dat iron Christ is perfect.

>>51105992
>>51105850
it's pasta

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>>51105992
>everyone likes poland

rather the opposite
we are too irrelevant for people to care about us but when some do it's usually hate or dislike
can't blame them since our prestige is extremely low

>>51106017
Thanks it was my great grandfather's

>>51105480
I love you, Poland

Also, Czech em

>>51106107
your grandfather stole nazi memorabilia from dead germans too?

>>51106175
No he was German

>>51105436
KURWA KATYN

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>>51107159

Nyihi

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>>51106602
>tfw great grandfather fought for the nazis
>Grandfather was a hitler '''''youth'''''

>>51106602
do you have pics of your grandpa?

>>51107386
No he died when he was young and I never met my great grandmother