Do you like a cheeky little surprise every once and awhile?

>buy one
>get shitty puzzles
>stop buying them

only if it's a penis going into my ASS

>>51093277
I always wondered what is this thing?
Too embarrassed to buy it because it looks like it's meant for kids.

>>51093277
they have those one piece Disney minions in the current eggs, those aren't even toys
Not buying 2bh

>>51093307
Milky chocolate with a toy in the middle

>>51093307
It's an egg-shaped shell made from milk chocolate (2 symmetrical halves), that is joint together with a plastic compartment inside.
The compartment holds toys, figurines, small puzzle and shit

>>51093277
yabby innit

>>51093307
No, it's actually for adults. Just swallow it whole, that's the best way to consume it.

>>51093307
Nah, the toys are shit but you can give them to kids to build and eat all the delicious chocolate yourself.

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>>51093277
>In January 2011, U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) threatened a Manitoba resident with a $300 (Canadian dollars) fine for carrying one egg across the U.S. border into Minnesota.[15]
Cannot make this shit up!!

>In June 2012, CBP held two Seattle men for two and a half hours after discovering six Kinder Surprise eggs in their car upon returning to the U.S. from a trip to Vancouver. According to one of the men detained, a border guard quoted the potential fine as US$2,500 per egg.[16]
Two thousand and five hundred US Dollars per egg!! Hahahah!

>On December 26, 2012, a petition was created on the White House website through the "We The People" campaign to end the ban on the import and sale of Kinder Surprise Eggs in the United States. However the petition failed to meet the required number of signatures by January 26, 2013, and was therefore declined.

Freedom DENIED!!

>>51093301
Are you willing to risk a $2500 fine for a bit of anal surprise?

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DIS THE PRIZE OF FREEDUM

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What if you're an American teenager taking a walk after 10 or 23pm, eating a kinder surprise? Will you get caught for eating a kinder egg, or for being out after curfew? Both? Will you get shot with one bullet per crime?

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