Your Cuntry's Greatest Ally

we havent

>>51092968
Rossiya))))))

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None of our neighbours like us. India is dead. Hindus killed it.

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>>51092914
Russia, Greece, China, Japan. Also this was created in Serbia and majority of those were our great alies: https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-Aligned_movement

>>51092914
Considering recent events probably the land of the free.

They haven't got time to leave us high and dry yet so currently they're infinately more reliable than any other ally we had (with exception of hungary, that's a different story).

Baltic states, Ukraine, Georgia, NATO

>>51092990
yeah, """""""""greates ally"""""""""

Fucking traitor

I don't think we've ever had any true ally.

hm...Finland? Or maybe Norway. no idea. Denmark is pretty bro tier aswell though

>>51093160
this

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Funland wouldn't exist without germans, both imperial and nazi.

>>51093160
>>51093195
Portugal?

nobody

>>51093280
Not at all.

>>51092914
The black sea

Bavaria.

Sometimes.

America

However it almost seems like we're drifting away from them and moving into China's bed instead.

>>51093331
I should also rephrase that to be America being our most powerful ally.

Best ally would have to be the commonwealth nations (Canada, Aus, etc, etc) for getting involved with our wars despite having nothing to do with them.

we havent

>>51092914
All things considered, Texas.

France and Britain definitely aren't friendly enough for what we've done for them.

Panama maybe.

Hopefully Russia soon so we can beat up other nations together. It was always meant to be.

Russia

>>51093280
lol, no.

>Poortugal
>Humans

we havent

The blade

>>51093402
>not Saudi Arabia
c'mon dawg you're pretty much securing their kingdom for them

US

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>>51092968
wanna be my ally?

>>51093402
>France and Britain definitely aren't friendly enough for what we've done for them.
What a ungratful cunt you are.
We are the reason your country exist.
We sold you 1/3 of your country for almost nothing.
And what have you done for us ? You refused to pay your debt after our own revolution beacause "hurr durr French Republic =/= French Kingdom"
You fighted with the brit during Napoleonic wars.
You carpet bombing all the north of our country during WWII, causing more damage than Nazis did.
You wanted to enslave us after the liberation
You bashed us because we told you Irak was a bad idea
And even today your politicians moke us. "Hurr durr French week, hurr durr french need guns to avoid terror attack"
So who aren't friendly enough here ? Fucking cunt.

>>51092914
Dutchbros

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>>51093958
too far bro

U S A
S
A

>>51092968
U wot comrade?

>>51092914
The Black Sea

literally no one

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>>51094143

>>51092914
You are :3

>>51092914
Cute little Lichtenstein

Winter.

>>51092914

Russia. They are also the worlds greatest ally since USA is everyones enemy whether their minions are aware of that or not.

>>51092914
Holland uezs.

poo peeland

Russia (Maybe)
Armenia
Serbia
Cyprus

>>51092914
RIA RIA HUNGÁRIA

>>51094310
sorry but your greatest ally is Russia, but they are not our greatest ally
we havent

Russia
other Orthodox people are cool too

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Based Canada is our greatest ally

USA
Germoney
Czech Republic
Poland

>>51092914
Russia, China, CSA.

>>51093046
Japan is our enemy.

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>having allies
im alone in this world
of DOGS

>>51093958
I feel insulted

Army and fleet.

>>51096271
Isnt it Australia? Or Niue? Tokelau?

>>51093160
Andorra

Literally no one, our neighbours hate us

The more close thing of an ally we have is the UK

>>51095878
I have no doubt that if some cunt invaded us, Poo Peeland would do absolutely nothing. What the fuck are they going to do?

>>51099305
What about Ecuador? They trade stuff with you guys sometimes.

>>51099305
Can I move to chile to escape the muslims here pls

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>>51092914
desu

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>>51100007

>tfw we sell weapons to ecuador when the Cenepa stuff happen

>>51100188

Sure, no kebab , but there are some worst thing here: chileans

France.

Germany.

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>>51092914
I thought we were ur best allies...

>>51096212
ok

>>51100571
alliance of convenience comrade

we needed meat to soak up german bullets

>>51092914

that's not Saudi arabia

>>51099305
It's your fault t.bh

islamic state.

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Canada and Japan get honorable mentions, but France is greatest ally.

by far israel

we have no allies, so I would go for Austria in any case

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>>51093136
>Baltic states

Cant think of one tbqhfam

>>51092914
none

>>51094070
>We sold you 1/3 of your country for almost nothing.

You do realize that that 1/3 had caused your petty country one bankruptcy (read John Law) and fatal economic miscalculations in the 18th and 19th century which led you to lose the world dominance to Anglos. More than anything, you should just be grateful for the Ameriburgers for taking that 1/3, you were just too inept in utilizing it.

>>51100698
RUDE

>>51092914

No one. All our so called allies betrayed us when Russia, Denmark-Norway and Poland-Lithuania gang banged us.

>>51092914
>NATO
With the obvious exception of Turkey. Can't trust those muzzie fucks.

>>51096174
Literally killing off thousands of czechs on your tracherous hills and beaches and you
want us to be your ally?
Croatia pls.

>>51106420
>not in NATO
Yeah, and we don't give a fuck what happens to you either, Abdul.

>>51106622

>Implying you would if we were in NATO

>>51100571
russia is far from an ally of the US

>>51106709
Well, certainly not now, Syria 2.0

>>51106829

New Mexico please. At least be deport our illegal immigrants. In America a presidential candidate is labelled a madman for suggesting it.

>>51102494
Oldest, not greatest. UK followed us into that Iraq clusterfuck. Going with a friend when they're fucking up - that's real loyalty.
I still love our frenchbros, but ma Brittania is our bestie.

>>51103294
Why wouldn't anyone want to ally with stuck-up, effite faggots? It's beyond me.

Really, isn't all of our banter about the French seriously applicable to the Dutch?

>>51092914
The holland negers of course

>>51106787
rude

>>51106878
>deporting
Do you even have Laplanders? That's the closest thing Scandis have to compare with Mexicans.

Also, I'm a good 100 miles from New Mexico, ya friggin' dummy.

>>51093000
What about Nepal and Bangladesh?

Argentina

>>51107265
I though they were your rivals

France

We can't trust anyone.

Everyone would betray us if they could.

>>51107225
True

And it's not political. Aside from your classical composers, there's nothing I like about Russia. I seriously believe our cultures are fundamental incompatible. Example: I've smiled today, and it wasn't because somebody got hurt.

>>51093402
France single handedly helped our nation to win independence. How fucking stupid are you.

>>51107290
It's a complicated relationship, sometimes we are friends, sometimes we are rivals

>>51107226

And I'm 3000 kilometres from Syria, your point being?

>Do you even have Laplanders? That's the closest thing Scandis have to compare with Mexicans.

I am a Laplander, so I am going for yes? And I'm pretty sure our Mexicans are the closest you get to Mexicans.

China best ally

>>51093402
>Panama
Clearly, you haven't had the pleasure of meeting /int/'s resident angry Panamanian.

And fuck Russia, you pinko loving faggot.

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the merchant, he is our greatest ally

>>51092914
Israel for sure

>>51107581
I thought weed was a canadian's greatest ally.

>>51107581
How are you enjoying Canada Chang?

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>>51107340
Interesting statement coming from you.

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>>51093402
>Hopefully Russia soon so we can beat up other nations together. It was always meant to be.
A man can dream... And if China joined in...

>>51107527
My point was that people illegally immigrating to lands their ancestors had inhabited for centuries prior to European settlement is not the same as someone getting in illegally from another continent.
>your point being?
You said New Mexico. I live in Colorado, in a city that is 100 miles north of NM.
If you want to imply that our entire country is becoming an extension of Mexico, it might be better if you don't use the name of an actual American state.

>>51106976
>Going with a friend when they're fucking up - that's real loyalty
No, that's stupidity. We should have listened to France. In the end, they actually had our best interests in mind. If the Republicans had listened to Chirac instead of chimping out and insulting our oldest and one of our most important allies, we would be a lot better off today.

Literally the only reason the UK supported us is because Blair is quite possibly an actual retard, i.e. has some manner of brain damage. That and his born-again Catholicism are really the only explanations for him being Bush's butt-boy.

VIVE LA FRANCE

>>51107684
Yeah, I did some bad shit in Vietnam, even though my country left there a decade before I was born.

Also, what's the relevance of that to what I said?

>>51107923

Lil bitch boi

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Britain is probably the most obvious answer.

We helped with our trading fleet during ww1.
They tried liberating us from the third reich in 1940, and everything's been tippy top ever since.

>>51107923
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whataboutism
Russians are taught from a very early age to cling to tu quoque and non sequitur fallacies. It's basically the only thing that keeps their government afloat.

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>>51107871
Loyalty is stupidity. I didn't mean to imply France isn't still one of our most-treasured allies. They gave us a big statue. Das gud mayne.
>>51107967
>A FUCKING LEAF

>>51108065
Thanks for the Christmas trees Fám

>>51107871
>is because Blair is quite possibly an actual retard, i.e. has some manner of brain damage
Pretty much the accepted answer here.

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>>51093402
>>51092914
>not picking based la republique

>>51107744
China and ISIS and NK..

>>51108136
>Loyalty is stupidity
Maybe to a socially underdeveloped edgelord

France has always helped us when it mattered, sometimes at great cost to themselves, whereas the Brits, when they were relevant, tried to undermine us every chance they got. It's only because Anglos are naturally passive-aggressive that they slavishly stick by our side now. They are getting what they can while they are in a position of weakness, and you're delusional if you think a country synonymous with perfidy and of eternally ass-blasted pride wouldn't relish the opportunity to make us pay if our roles were reversed

Any honest Brit will admit to this

>>51108110
>of course you'd say that
>brainwashed by your government, American sheep
Every time I say I don't like Russia, I get some variation of this.

When will Americans say sorry for all their crimes? Hirosima and Nagasaki, Vietnam, Afganistan, chimp out of ISIS, Serbia, destroy of USSR. Thats not like they're the white knights of the world. Look at all the damage they brought to the world.

>>51108496
sorry

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>>51108418
I would concede to your points, but you're being a bit of a cunt.
So...
>nyuh

>>51108431
You're in NATO, right?

>>51108496
Don't care. See >>51108110

>>51108556
Shut up.

>>51108431
I have never heard of this country.

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>>51093000

>>51108496
>Hirosima and Nagasaki,
that was a good thing
>Vietnam,
Only thing we did wrong was withdrawing too soon
>Afganistan,
we have literally done nothing wrong here
>chimp out of ISIS,
thats a problem with muslims being inherently inferior
>Serbia,
we did nothing wrong
>destroy of USSR
freedom will always prevail

>>51108418
Dank memes friend, but it's doubtful even 90% of the population can even name the date of the American Revolution, nevermind hold personal feelings or opinions on past historic actions.

Americans, you must repent for all your terrible crimes.

>>51108633
See what? You're evil. Every time someone dies because of your actions - you smile deep inside. You're hypocrisy and fake.

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>>51106976
>ma Brittania is our bestie
Britain has only been useful to us for as long as we've been more powerful than they are. Before that, they actually actively tried to fuck our shit up a number of times.

Delusional Americans need to realize that we left the Anglo club in 1776. Brits don't regard us paternalistic as they do Australia or Canada--they actually actively resent us. And they should. We renounced their government, took their colonies, and eventually overtook them as a global superpower.

The reason why France is a better ally, aside from >>51107871 and >>51108418, is because France has the dignity to tell us to fuck off when we deserve to be told to fuck off. Britain would be glad to watch us self-destruct if even for a moment it thought it could benefit form it. That's because the Brit, unlike the Frenchman, is very willing to debase himself now if he thinks it will allow him to take revenge later.

Brits aren't to be trusted. Everybody in the world knows this except Americans.

>>51108710
I guarantee over 90% of Americans know 1776

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>>51108633
>You're in NATO, right?
Yes but one of the irrelevant ones.

>Croats don't like us anymore

>>51108784
90% of British public, mate.

>>51108710
Who cares about 90% of the population?

It's your ruling class that resents us. I can assure you that they think of the date of the American Revolution every time they have to ask us for nuclear secrets or military technology, or have to consult with us before making significant geopolitical decisions

>>51108720
>you must repent for all your terrible crimes.
And Russians must be self-destructive, bitter drunks. I see one of these things actually happening.
>>51108761
>See what?
>"no u"
I don't smile when anyone dies or lives. I don't care either way. Why would I?

>>51108845
yeah that makes a lot more sense

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>>51108830
We love you.

French revolution was cool, it inspired Russians to despose aristocracy and monarchism. But then Americans ruined everyhting with their economical capitalism and society of consumption. Now they ruin everything with racemixing,

>>51108769
i agree with you on all points, being completely serious

Americans have the blood of innocents on their hands desu

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God bless the USA.

>>51108945
T-thanks.

We're helping in Kosovo where our army is used more like a police force.

there always is our gallant little democratic ally in the middle east

>>51092914
Germany - Japan

We could do it anytime again but this time without Italy.

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>>51109396
you and what army, ours?

>>51108158
These are actually from Germany mate.

>>51109453
Because demilitarization worked so well on the Germans after ww1.

>>51107609
>Clearly, you haven't had the pleasure of meeting /int/'s resident angry Panamanian.
that guy is LEGENDARY, so many laughs

Czechia

>>51109482
The Original, yes, but Norway gives us one every year as well.

>>51109371

Turkey-America best allies :3

>>51092914
>Who is your greatest ally?
The Black Sea,it never fucked us over

>>51109453
Hey we were able to build a war machine in about 20years from nothing to most advanced in history.
We can do it again. This time thoo I'd like to see the US on our side or just beeing neutral

>ours?
Yea the technology and scientists you took

>>51109540
pretty sure it worked this time

>>51109565
you're welcome, m80

>>51109341
Seriously, can you image how much more rekt Serbia would have gotten if they'd tried genociding Slovenes instead of dem poor li'l muzzies?

>>51105948
>petty

>>51109565
Oh ok ok, sorry

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>>51109622
>Yea the technology and scientists you took
>took
wew

>>51109622
>Yea the technology and scientists you took
either our technology has not advanced since the 60's or those are the oldest god damn scientists ever

also i'd invite you to have a look at the list of nobel prize winners by country and see that the ratio of foreign born winners is quite comparable to every other western country

as for building a war machine in 20 years, it's quite a different situation now innit.

as for germany being in a war, how delusional can you be? your country is actively stamping out any nationalism in it's citizens, you're an outlier

>>51094070
>You refused to pay your debt after our own revolution beacause "hurr durr French Republic =/= French Kingdom"
I love France and consider France to be our best ally, but this argument is stupid and I'm always disappointed to hear it from French people.

Who helped the United States win its independence? Louis XVI and the French nobility--not the French republicans. Supporting the French revolution would have been an act of betrayal. "Thanks for helping us, but now let us stab you in the back, because reasons."

>>51109748
getting former nazis to build the rockets for our space program came at the cost of people implying everything that america invented has come from germans

>>51109901
i think he was just (rightly) triggered by that post to be honest

>>51109649
There were no Serbs in Slovenia, only economic immigrants spread across the country that didn't form any communities so it's a highly unlikely scenario they would have ever even attempted it. The only reason they genocided the bosniaks is to get rid of muslim encalves on Serb inhabited territory.

Besides that literally 1/4 of the Yugoslav army surrendered almost straight away since they were all conscripts (from across ex-yu including something like 5% slovenes) and mostly didn't want anything to do with it. Milošević himself wasn't interested in Slovenia precisely because the lack of any Serbian minorities and having bigger worries for Serbs in Croatia and Bosnia.


But yeah, they would probably get bombed pretty fucking quickly especially because we're on the border of NATO and the short 10 day war was covered by domestic and foreign media to a high degree, some austrian journalists even died.

TL;DR Yes, I can

>>51109970
Justement

>>51108899
You're perma smilling and laughing at other's sufferings. There's even a brand called "Hollywood smile". Being that cruel and hypocrisy and fake.

>>51109649
Why would they attack Slovenisn? They aren't kebabs.

>>51110101
what else has your television told you about us?

>>51109798
calm down, i ment it more like a joke.

It's a fact you obviously aknowledge thoo.
Ofcs the US military wouldnt be were it is today if you guys wouldnt know how to use it and go even futher.

>your country is actively stamping out any nationalism in it's citizens
sheee i wonder why....allies castrated us after ww2
Turned the majority of germans into leftist cu-cks.

Anyway...I don't want war, atleast not against other countrys.

>>51110199
>It's a fact you obviously aknowledge thoo
of course i'll acknowledge it, it would be dishonest not to

just like it would be dishonest to not acknowledge that perhaps you deserved to be castrated after ww2, you basically took your second chance that has never been given like that before in history and threw it in the trash

>>51110295

>second chance

The penalties for ww1 were too severe to bear desu

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>>51110362

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>>51110295
>your second chance
What?
Are you serious now?

ww1 wasnt germany fault.
We were forced to go to war basically because of the alliance with the Austrian-Hungarian Empire (russia declared war after they declared war against Serbia).

>not the first time we germans have to pay for something we didnt commit.
>ww1 --> ww2
>unfair treaty of versai

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>>51110101
>You're perma smilling and laughing at other's sufferings
>I believe what I read on 4chan
>>51110152
Why'd they attack Croats? Cuz they're Serbs.

>>51110362
>dindu nuffin

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Canada, any other country is superficial politics. Canadians are our brothers.

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>>51110502
>not the first time we germans have to pay for something we didnt commit.

When Americans can't contradict that they're evil - they start spreading memes.

>>51110600
I'm not talking about ww2.....

>>51110563
Agree tbf. I wish Mexico would get their shit together so that we could have the ultimate North American alliance.

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>>51110620
Memes are the first line of defense

Canada

>>51110362
>The penalties for ww1 were too severe to bear desu
"No, extremely lenient thanks to German sympathies in the UK.

Look at treaties that Entente imposed on Austria, Hungary, Bulgaria or Turkey. Those were harsh ones. Germany was merely slapped.

What did Germany lose? Territories that were unreliable to begin with, full of minorities (Poles!) or people of dubious allegiance (Alsatians). Reparations were laughable considering the amount of damage that Germany inflicted. On top of that, despite idiots claiming otherwise, there was no "war guilt" clause.

What did it gain? Much better geopolitical situation than before WW1 .


It may be Soviets who threw the most lives at Nazi soldiers, that was voluntary, they wanted that war anyways. But it was the Poles who suffered the most from the fighting countries. Not only we were a country who had Nazis AND Soviets against us, we also ended up under one of the worst regimes during war (Nazi General Government), we also had one of the worst post-war governments thanks to Soviet chains. It's also thanks to Soviets and their commie government that Poland along with the rest of Warsaw Pact had been shut out of international forums and subjugated, and I'm not even going to talk about witch hunting our bestest after the war leaving the plebs without needed brain. Then the constant soviet propaganda eating our brains out. And I still think we're smarter than most countries in the world, we just been held from progressing. Capitalist progress West started in 1950s Poland and rest had to start in 90s.


you arent even trying. both friedrich and bismark openly and proudly talked about their oppression and cleansing of poles from clay they grabbed during partitions. there are letters of friedrich writting to his brother how polish lands were rich and he lied to his fellow germans so he can keep them all. claiming those lands were "naturally" full of germans is just showing your lack of education about your own history."

>>51110620
>contradict
>Russian reasoning
no u

>>51110683
not funny silly toilet jokes in murican style. Ideocracy is about you.

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>>51110762

>>51110729
*grabs by the throat*

Don't ever naysay me again...understand?!

USA, Lithuania.

nobody likes me here ;\

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>>51110762
Are you trying to speak English?

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>>51110906
Love you! Thanks for the QTs
>>51110907
Maybe you're a cunt?

>>51110715
Don't lie, everybody knows that it is Israel.

even if they made us almost lose a world war, i still consider germany our best ally thb

>>51092914
Hungary, definietly.

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>>51110963
>fake tits
>full sleeve tats
I'll bet she smokes.

We have no allies.

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>>51111000
MURICA STRONK

>>51111278
To be American is to be alone :(

>>51111287
>make no valid points
>fling "no u" everywhere
>meme
>deflect by accusing others of what you've done/are doing
Russians

>>51111246
yeah, sleeve is gross, but what i like is the multicam and, as pleb as it may be, i do love some nice round tits, even if they're fake.

>>51110907
bullshit, you've got Kazakhstan and Serbia.

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>>51110963
Atleast he speaks another language lol
How about you?

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>>51111307
it's true

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>>51111524
To find out what is the problem, you should always start searching it by yourself

>>51111503
What are blue light drivers?

>>51093136
>Ukraine
> U k r a i n e
> U k r a i n e

>>51092914
nothing. the US is not ally, it's an owner.

>>51111428
>pleb
Not even the issue. It's just a visceral "ewwww...." reaction for me. I can actually tolerate smoking, drinking, drugs, tats, piercings, and other trashy shit more than any non-reconstructive plastic surgery.
My wife has no tats, no piercings (not even ears), has never smoked, only drinks in moderation, and occasionally smokes pot and has done ecstasy with me a couple times. She also has A cups and a Jew nose, and wears little-to-no makeup.
She's perfect imotbqh

>>51108065
>>51109565
Just looked up the tree thing, this is really nice.
I always loved Norway, I want to move there.
New favourite country.

>>51111606
We're the victims of large scale international bullying. Americans have done nothing wrong.

"Army and fleet" - Alexander the Third

>>51111503
was that a SECOND blue light hat under the first?

>>51092914
Canada, Australia, New Zealand. They've taken part in our wars no questions asked, no strings attached just because. I love those lads.

>>51099052
Nah we invade soon, they've spat in our faces

>>51110502
>30YW
>France scared of Germa...HRE............................................................

I know what's the problem. Just nobody likes me here, that's the point :c

Albania

>>51099623
We'd beat them in rugby

>>51112091
>no strings attached
There was one pretty big string attached...

>>51111955
""""" and Navy*" - Alexander III the Peacemaker*

>>51112706
>begging for a compliment this eagerly
dude...

>>51093503
u wot m8?

>>51114411
:c

>>51112706
>>51110907
>>51110762
>>51110620
Pathetic

>>51092914
Russia

>>51092914
Nobody

>>51117613
do other celts like y'all? Scotland and Ulster dont, maybe Wales? the French or Brittany?

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>>51117613
>implying
As a way of thanking you for flooding our streets with heroin and petty crime, we gave you guns and money.