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Why do Americans always wear suspenders to bed?

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Why do Americans always wear suspenders to bed?
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To match our shoes.
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They're called braces, not "suspenders". You wouldn't understand.
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To match our coffee.
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>>51089096
What exactly are you bracing for?
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>>51089104
our coffee getting shot
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>>51089133
But that's bulletproof coffee m8
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>>51089138
but it's bulletproof, so rather than shattering, the force of the bullet pushing the cup would knock you over if you werent braced with bracers
i bet you think america lost the vietnam war too
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>>51089196
Lets not getting egging about the Vietnam war, this is a suspenders thread, afterall.
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>>51089100
>>51089133
>>51089196
I know this is a beginning phase meme but that actually looks pretty good. Is it?
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>>51089223
It's beet served in a red cup
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>>51089223
i dunno, im an immigrant
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>>51089240
*best
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