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>tfw trying to get one gf >fail hard >tfw no gf

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>tfw trying to get one gf
>fail hard
>tfw no gf
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>tfw no gf for 22 years
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>tfw no gf for 20 years
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fucking losers
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GIVE ME A FUCKING GF AND NO ONE GETS HURT!!!!
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tfw gf
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>never had a gf
>starting to get the feels
>realize that I shot down 3 girls in the past
>wonder what I'm doing with my life
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did you even kiss a girl even once you faggots?
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>tfw first gf was too far away, had to dump her
>tfw second gf was one step beyond underage (15), had huge boobs, beautiful hair but was completely insane, had to dump her
>tfw third gf was a year older with very stable mentality and was easy to make her happy but didn't take care of her looks, wasn't pretty to begin with, didn't talk at all (if I shut up there would be awkward silence for 5 hours straight and she wouldn't notice something's odd, tested this), had to dump her
Fuck relationships
enjoy my blogpost
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>Tfw i have my first real date tomorrow, with just a few years left for wizardship

Wish me luck bros
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>>51060282
Hope you are arab or have a bbc friend
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>>51060282
Good lucky, i tried to do it last week but fail.
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>>51060282
Good luck bro
>tfw no pic related gf

>>51060268
Yes
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Why is /int a good place for these threads?
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>tfw my roomates brings his girlfriend in.

i did not ask for such feels.
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>only girl to show interest in me was black and even then i couldnt daye her cause my dad would proabably disown me
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>>51060359
because even though we're thousands of miles away we're all (at least most of us),introverted autists
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>>51060359
because no gf feels is an international culture.
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>>51060386
this is why I don't have a roomie, desu.
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>tfw lonely
>tfw never even tried to get a gf
I'd fail anyway so what's the point?
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>>51057780
>tfw unable to maintain a relationship
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>had a dream that the girl I used to love some 4-5 years ago loves me
>tfw made me feel void and really sad when I woke up
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>>51061061

People will think you're a fag and you'll be hanged by a crane?
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>tfw you haven't been with a girl in a long time and you've started telling yourself that you stand above this desperation but you're afraid that as soon as a girl gives you attention you'll turn into a cuntserving beta again
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>>51060240
>tfw you regularly miss the opportunity to get involved with girls far before you even realize they were interested
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>>51061251
Nah, as long as you don't put it up some dude's bum you're OK.
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>>51060274
>if I shut up there would be awkward silence for 5 hours straight and she wouldn't notice
this triggers the finn
so basically it was only awkward for you cus you're an extroverted wannabe-american flamboyant homo who needs to hear his own nasal buttvoice every second or it's "awkward"
fuck you and everything you and your kind stand for
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>>51061350

Oh. How often those executions happen? Have you witnessed any?

Just curious.
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>>51060268
no, 26
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>>51061521
I'm not quite sure but I think you have to have someone file a complaint against you and they're rare. I've never seen an execution myself. The one case I know about was the one that caused a pretty big uproar abroad (pic related). Apparently they raped a 13 year old boy, the boy's father went to the police and they got hanged.
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>>51061711

So, it's just when it's a severe case, like rape, murder etc... So minor crimes are just jail.

But when they get you in the act, it's execution?
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>>51061845
I really don't know what would happen if some guy went to the police and offered them video of his neighbors having homosex.
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>>51057780
you must not stop trying
expirience is expirience
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>>51061970

I'd find weird the guy who filmed it, lol.

I'd just hang all three for faggotry.
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So what kind of attempts have you made?
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>>51062061
you can't accuse someone of adultery or anything like that unless you have 4 witnesses with you in shia ideology
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>>51062165
Doesn't video evidence make that four witnesses thing unnecessary though?
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>>51062373
It should as there's solid evidence
but I'm responding to the brazilian because to him filming them was weird, I just gave him a reason why the person would film the faggotry
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>>51062128
Short version.
>first i asked for a date with her
>she said yes
>after 2 weeks asked for the number of cellphone
>she said "no"
>asked "why?"
>she answered "Because not"
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>>51062477
Oh right, that's true.
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>>51061481
I don't mind sitting in lovely silence, enjoying each other's presence

But when I talk shit I want a reply, woman, not "o-oh, anon, y-you too"
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>>51057780
>tfw gf for almost 3 three years
>tfw about to unlock fianc├ę mode
>tfw working with D cup tits, green eyes and French ancestry

Feels good to not be a fuckup.

But seriously I don't get it. You are living in the easiest time in human history to get a gf. You don't have to pay a dowry, or be chaperoned every time you're alone with her, or be married before you can fuck her. Everything is so easy, and you anime-loving betas STILL manage to shit the gf bed. I pity you
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>>51057780
>pussy
>pedestal
Don't do it, m8.
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>>51060169
>lording your social success over neets and ├╝berbetas
Yeah, they're the losers...
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>>51061481
I think the whole point was that he wanted reciprocity in conversation instead of just hearing himself.

Could you possibly be more of a sperg?
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>>51063167
I think it's kind of indisputable that they are, by literally every possible metric.
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>>51063310
Any more-so than the Kazakh who is bullying them for it? I dunno, mane.
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>>51060390
>not enjoying forbidden love, easily the best kind

You dun goofed
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>>51063381
The Kazakh bullying them for that makes him a bully. Not a loser.
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>he hasn't fucked black, white and asian

HAHA
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>>51057780
I do have a gf now but i was a sad loser for a long time, my first gf was crazy and ruined me, people where making fun of me for hanging out with her, i dumped her after she was found shitting behind the dumpsters that are 20 meters from the student entrance during a break because i quote "the toilets where gross", no girl wated me in highschool after i dated dumpster dumper but they where loving making fun of me, but damn she was a good 8-9 qt, its a shame she was retarded
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>tfw have bf
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>>51060268
How do you even date? you take her to the yurta and fuck like rabbits?
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>>51066110
I bet mine is cuter
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>>51066275
Probably. I'm not really into cute "men".
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>>51063074
>You don't have to pay a dowry, or be chaperoned every time you're alone with her, or be married before you can fuck her
I miss this desu
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>>51066183
no
Im imagine that I grabbed that bitch from other tribe after invading and now fuck her like a true turkic warrior
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>>51066917
Being tatar must be fun
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Post your photos, guys :3
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>>51057780
>tfw no bf
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>Tfw no ballet bf
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>>51065128
only white and asian so far. the only blacks we get here are your british blacks, not the watered-down american ones. the british ones have seriously apish features, will not touch
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>>51057780
>finally obtained the rare and highly coveted cute quirky outdoorsy GF
>live in comfy mountain town and go to college together
>forced to move far away from her because I got sick
>"It's okay anon, I'm used to people leaving."

I hope I can come back to her.


>>51060429
This. It makes the world a little cozier.
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>>51062128
>know girl for a few weeks
>walk her home regularly
>worked up courage to ask her out one day
>she got really flustered and said something like "Yup, yeah see you tomorrow" then went inside
>next day try calling her to meet up
>she says she's not around
>ask if she's thought about what I've said
>"I rather going out in groups"
>heart sinks
>see her later that week
>she apologises for brushing me off and says she's not ready for a relationship

>tfw I genuinely thought she liked me
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>>51068390
if something like that's already happened, why not have fun with it?

>i'd rather go out in groups

so you press her.
>yeah i like going out in groups too. me and some frinds are going out this weekend, invite some girlfriends of yours

and so on, you just counter her every argument. if a girl is gonna reject me, i at least demand she be upfront about it
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>>51066821
No you don't, because you beta faggots would fuck that up too.

Everything is wonderful the way it is, and you all have still found a way to be unhappy.
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>>51066681
what men do you like then?
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>>51068807
I have to agree with this bloke, this is the best time in history to be alive yet people still get in their own way.

>woman wants to fuck
>whore
>woman doesn't want to fuck
>cocktease

brilliant
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