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How would you fix your country?

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How would you fix your country?
Me:
>Remove the "entities"
>The bosnian language is the official language, both Cyrillic and Latin are used
>Country divided into regions: Sarajevska regija, Krajina, Banjalucka, Tuzlanska, Semberijska, Hercegovacka and maybe others
>Regions divided into counties
>Proper democracy, one president, a proper parliament
>Legalizing some drugs
>Every religion is respected, attempt to reduce and eradicate hate between religions
>flag would be pic related
>"Wahabi", "Ustashe" and "Chetnik" shit would be criminalised, openly preaching the insane ideologies of any of these would be a felony/criminal offense
>Build more highways, Trebinje-Mostar-Sarajevo-Zenica-Doboj-Bosanski Brod, V. Kladusa-Bihac-Kljuc-Banjaluka...
And many more things I'm too autistic/lazy to explain.
>inb4: "bosnian language", "velika srbija"... Pls spare me of these
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Give northern Greece to some Balkanshits.
There problem solved no debts, no crisis anymore.
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Split it into 2 regions, left one goes to croatia, right on to serbia

problem solved
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>attempt to reduce and eradicate hate between religions
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>>51049917
Nice try Tito, enjoy more balkanization.
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Give northern Kazakstan, south-east half of Ukraine, baltic states and Poland.
Joke!
Annexed slavic countries, besides Poland-they is mudcrabs.
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>>51050019
this
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It's funny how bosnians now want to get all united and shit

back in 90s it was "bosnia for mujaheedins , fuck serbs, fuck croats, we splitting" and when they got their asses fucked from both sides and when they realized they are not majority now they're all "hey guys, let's be united"

Fuck you OP, you wanted to split like everyone else, now enjoy the fruits of other groups splitting from you
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>>51050190
You're still buttmad about shit that happened twenty years ago? You probably don't even have any proper memories of it.
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>>51049917
Your plan is good and in fact exactly what Bosnia needs to stop being such a failed state. But I just can't avoid writing this:

>bosnian language
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>>51050583
yeah i find it stupid too, serbian bosnian and croatian are literally the same language, but there's not one proper way to call it
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>>51049917
in a few years, there will be more a*abs in bosnia than bosniaks, fuck this shit.
i already hear that they have multiple wives closed in different houses.
serbs were right after all, islam didn't bring any good to us, now it's a fucking threat to our race and culture.
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>>51051071
legit disgusting if true
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>>51051071
i feel so bad that i agree with you
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>>51049917
>bosnian language
Have you ever heard of African American Vernacular English? It's basically a scientific way to call the language niggers speak. Although most of the language sound like they're just making grammatical mistakes, they actually have a completely different grammar and phonology than Standard American English.
Shit like this happens:
>labiodental voiced and unvoiced fricatives (both in English written with "th") don't exist, they either become D and T, or V and F
>consonant clusters are lost ("desk" becomes "des")
>the NG sound becomes an N sound (NG is not simply a consonant cluster in English, it is a separate sound for itself)
>"str" becomes "skr"
>differentiates from English with consonant methathesis ("ask" becomes "aks")
>has a "habitual be" ("He be working" means he has a habit of working, he works)
>drops words instead of clustering them, "She is the girl" in GAE becomes "She's the girl", in AAVE "She the girl"
>has a completely different tense system
Pre-recent
Recent
Pre-present
Past inceptive
Present
Future immediate
Future post-immediate
Indefinite future

And the differences go on and on!
AND IT'S NOT CONSIDERED A LANGUAGE.
Why should special snowflake Bosnian be considered a language?
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>>51051441
Yes, serbian bosnian and croatian are the same but there's no proper way to call them, so i think it's best for things to stay this way
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>>51051441
I should also note that not all Niggers use AAVE, and some use it to some extent, mostly in informal conversation
Two Niggers from entirely different states will understand each other better than understand people from their own state (unless they were educated and know General American English)
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>>51051516
No, they should be called Serbian, because Serbian is the first one to establish a grammar, a standard dialect (on which you based your standards) and a perfect phonetic orthography, and your culture is derived from Serbian culture.
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>sign peace treaty with the Norks
>raise interest rate and fuck people over with overwhelming debts
>make English an official language
>promote entertainment industry by subsidizing companies
>corruption is punishable by death
>officially ban using honorific from Korean language
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thats good retard
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>>51050019

thanks but no thanks, I don't want any part of Bosnia
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>>51049917
>Build more highways, Trebinje-Mostar-Sarajevo-Zenica-Doboj-Bosanski Brod, V. Kladusa-Bihac-Kljuc-Banjaluka...
There was a mayor of my city, his colleges called him Jovan the Pharaoh, cause he actually built shit, stuff like the Serbian Folk Theater and such. What was his fate? They removed him of power. Because the majority of politicians are stronger than one man, and the majority of them are shit. Which is why dictatorship is the only way out,
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1) Sell country to the highest bidder
2) ?
3) PROFIT!
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>>51051749
>Jovan the Pharaoh, cause he actually built shit
kek
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>>51049917
I don't know about fixing it, but I would give this to Croatia since it's been bugging me.
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>>51051647
why am i not surprised
Look, if it's called serbian, Croats and Bosnians will be butthurt/mad, you call it Croatian, Serbs and Bosnians will be mad...
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>>51051749
>jovan the pharoe because he actually built shit
kek'd druže
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>>51049917
move to austria little muzzie and establish islamic city state of wiena
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- help myself to move to denmark
- nuke the turkey except turkish riviera.
- go on vacation to turkish riviera
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Build a really big fucking wall on both borders.
Abolish H-1B visa programs.
Deport all illegals, inb4
>It can't be done!
Eisenhower deported 2 million illegals in 4 months while barely trying.
Stronger sanctions on trade with countries, require them to uphold our environmental standards to be allowed to do business with USA.
Charge all countries that we provide military protection services to that aren't our protectorates i.e, south korea, japan, canada, poland, etc
Ban Islam
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>>51051998
Call it Yugoslavonic. It sounds ebin at least
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>napalm all favelas
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>>51052047
>>51052047
you illiterate mut
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Stop the boats

o wait
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>>51052099
I'm pretty sure 80% of the population would be triggered/butthurt
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to fix usa

1. build wall
2. bring back slavery
3. annex canada
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>>51051749
>jovan faraon
I kek'd
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>>51052153
>bring back slavery
Nah nigga just ship the nigs to Liberia and call it a day.
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>>51049917
Some things are just not fixable.
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>>51051441
>tfw Ebonics is about as distant from standrad English as Slovenian from Serbocroatian
>tfw both have transitional dialects

I always knew Serbs were OUR African Americans.
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>>51052805
>more than 50% of prisoners in Slovenia are ex-yu immigrants, the majority of them are Serbs
>they're only a few % of the population
It all makes sense now...
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>>51052805
I think it is the opposite. Because AAVE was influenced by a Creole of African nigger languages, and Slovenian is obviously influenced by German.
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haha serbs == niggers :DDDDDD
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>>51052924
Proofs?
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>>51053060
Meanwhile in Serbian every third word is of turkish/arab/persian origin.
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Me:
>change alphabet to polish-like latin
>rebirth ussr system of work and education
>ban drinks harder then wine
>stop learning of english, french should be the seconds official
>ban crazy clericals
>sanctions to Ukraine. Ukraine should gave Lwow back to Poland and take ok russian Crimea, or fucking off
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>>51053197
Watch it there, br'er. He finna chimp out now!
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>>51053296
Polish is the least efficient of all the Slavic Latin alphabets tpwp (to provide you with proofs).
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This entire thread
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>Reduce immigration drastically
>Regovernmentalize institutions such as healthcare and schools
>Ban all types of religious schools
>More socialist policies than what we have now
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>>51053335
Polish is the most fine for russian, because it's fine for belarussian.

But serbocroatian is fine too.

Rússkij jazýk (inf.) (MFA: [ˈruskʲJi̯ jJˈzɨk])[~ 4][⇨] — odin iz vostočnoslavjanskih jazykov, nacional’nyj jazyk russkogo naroda. Javljaetsja odnim iz naibolee rasprostranjonnyh jazykov mira — šestym sredi vseh jazykov mira po obščej čislennosti govorjaščih i vos’mym po čislennosti vladejuščih im kak rodnym[8]. Russkij takže javljaetsja samym rasprostranjonnym slavjanskim jazykom[9] i samym rasprostranjonnym jazykom v Evrope — geografičeski i po čislu nositelej jazyka kak rodnogo[7].

Russkij jazyk — gosudarstvennyj jazyk Rossijskoj Federacii, odin iz dvuh gosudarstvennyh jazykov Belorussii, odin iz oficial’nyh jazykov Kazahstana, Kirgizii i nekotoryh drugih stran, osnovnoj jazyk meždunarodnogo obščenija v Central’noj Evrazii, v Vostočnoj Evrope, v stranah byvšego Sovetskogo Sojuza, odin iz šesti rabočih jazykov OON, JuNESKO i drugih meždunarodnyh organizacij[10][11][12].[⇨]

Čislo vladejuščih russkim jazykom v Rossii sostavljaet 137,5 mln čelovek (2010)[5], vsego v mire na russkom govorjat okolo 260 mln čelovek (2014)[6].[⇨]
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>>51053378
This is much better than Polish. I can read that.
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>>51053335
The reason why I prefer latin because our faggots (I seirously can't name them in another way, FAGGOTS) make mistakes with je/jo difference, even in newspapers and use anglotranslit. Pizdec bljat'
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give the power back to the monarchy
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>>51051071

What? is there an arabic immigration ongoing?
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>>51049917

Why didn't you stay in Yugoslavia yourselves if you don't want other peoples to split off from your state?
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>Sink boats
>Move all illegals to Germany or just drown them in the Mediterraneo
>Quit UE
>Go back to use lire
>Eliminate Parlamento and Congresso
>Elect one duce to rule over Italy
>Separate Italy, Italy now ends in Lazio Region,southern regions left to their own fate.
>Stop helping ONU with military aid.
Tl;dr go back to fascism,no more Napoli n shit and mind our own business
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>roll out actually good internet infrastructure
>make it so ALL portable devices (phones, handhelds, etc) must use micro-usb
>make it so third-party preloaded apps on phones must be able to be uninstalled
>build high-speed rail
>build subway in canberra
>build big city in the desert that boat people can live in
>give myself shittons of money and fuck off to iceland
Done
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>>51053430
Belarussian latin system is something middle between serbocroatian and polish.

Rúskaja mova[2] (samanazva: russkij jazyk) — uschodniesłavianskaja mova słavianskaje haliny ŭ składzie indajeŭrapiejskaj moŭnaj siamji.

Ruskaja mova rodnaja dla 167 miljonaŭ čałaviek, z jakich kala 137 miljonaŭ pražyvaje ŭ Rasii. Ruskaja mova zjaŭlajecca dziaržaŭnaj movaj u Rasii, Biełarusi (pobač z biełaruskaj movaj), aficyjnaj movaj u Kazachstanie (pobač z kazachskaj movaj u jakaści dziaržaŭnaj), Kyrhyzstanie (pobač z kyrhyzskaj movaj u jakaści dziaržaŭnaj). Ruskaja mova zjaŭlajecca taksama aficyjnaj u niepryznanych utvareńniach Abchazija, Paŭdniovaja Asiecija i Prydniastroŭje, a taksama ŭ aŭtanomnaj Hahauzii (Małdova).
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>mudslimes out
>no new mudslimes in ever
>annex Flanders from Belgium
>leave the EU
Done
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>>51053583
>wanting to move to iceland
literally just as bad as sweden only difference is that iceland is bankrupt
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>>51053645
But m8
I think you're forgetting
Iceland is really...

...cool.
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>>51049917
- best basic education
- sex education
- more economic freedom
- promote export oriented industrialization
- strenghten instutions, public participation and politician accountability
- state wide state-plan urban planification that is nonexistent right now

also, gotta do something with the native reserves, cant figure it out yet maybe I gas them
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>>51053539
pls no irredentism and I'm ok with it
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A
FUCKING
FLEUR DE LYS

...based
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>>51049917
- Aбcoлютнaя мoнapхия
- caмoдepжaвиe
- Кoпнoe пpaвo
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>>51049917
I would remove Eastern Slovenia and give it to Hungary. GDP per capita of both Slovenia and Hungary would rise.
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invade balkans
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>>51056075
You forgot the part where you would obligate Hungary to help you invade Carinthia in exchange for Maribor, taking Celovec and boosting our own GDP above the European average.
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>>51054086
You are our clay desu.
I forgot re annex u and albania.
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>>51056309
>You are our clay desu.
Italian education
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>>51049917
>make Irish the only official language
>install myself as dictator and I'll wing it
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>independent south
>remove haitians

that's all.
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>>51049917
civil war 2 electronic bogaloo in 3....2...1
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>>51056350
You are ours,stop being in denial.
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>make tunisian arabic first official language with a hole written grammar and rules and with alot of amazigh influence
>remove all french influence and make the 2nd language english and force it from 2nd grade in elementary school
>fire all the people who work in tax fields and replace them with east asians until things get fixed
>make mosques private but controlled ban salafism and remove anything islamic in public education
>give 2 days for holiday each week and decrease other holidays
>make the workers unions weak and irrelevant
>establish relationship with israel
>support any western or east asian investment
>invest in africa and improve relationship with african countries
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>>51056627
>having anything to do with Italians
Last time my family had contact with Italians my grand dad got a carcano rifle which he used for hunting after the war hehehe
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>>51056690
How cute.
Come back home son
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>>51056690
no last time your family had contact with italians they were probably buying jeans in trieste
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>>51057122
Doesn't count, Trst je naš desu
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>>51057122
why would you buy jeans in trst?
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>>51049917
Like pic related

Then I would:

>Severely restrict non-European immigration with the exception of Canada, Australia and New Zealand.
>Cut the BBC's funding by 25% every year if they don't stop being so YES
>Turn Wales into a 7,000,000 hole golf course
>Genocide Northern Ireland (it's a welfare sink anyway)
>Tell the EU to go fuck itself and do our own thing anyway since the worst they can do is write a strongly worded letter
>Close all Islamic schools and limit mosques to a few state supervised ones to stop mudslimes getting together to plan terrorist attacks.
>Make Nigel Farage King
>Crucify Ed Milliband
>Remove any trace of Saudi or Chinese ownership of UK assets
>Ensure all Middle-east and African flags carry the universal stamp of excellence
>???
>Profit
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>>51057217
Ljudje so v času juge vse živo švercal iz trsta, jeans je bil nekak simbol tega.
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>>51056649
>make mosques private but controlled ban salafism and remove anything islamic in public education
should we make someting like papacy?not like papacy maybe but similar thing with autocephalous orthodox church organization,
someting like united presidency of religious affairs maybe?
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>>51057358
to že mi smo šli v italjo še auto bavit ene 98 pa zanč mi je kolega poslou sliko da je per pr njih cenej k pr nm
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>>51057531
Iran tried doing that. They were going to set up Ruhollah Khomeini as a shia pope and turn the city of Rayy into their Vatican
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>>51056627
You're retarded.
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>>51056649
>tunisian arabic

lel
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>>51049917
>stealing the fleur de lys for your flag
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>>51049917
>Bosnia
>anything but "remove country"
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>>51049917
>Build more highways
but your country roads between mountains and rivers are lovely
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>>51049917
Purge the parliament and strip all old commie shits who only care about pension raises od their rights to vote, all people over the age of 50 don't get to vote,i'd also buy rompetrol back from the austrians, allow gold mining again since we have a fuckload and invest in the black sea ports that are falling apart, also heavily tax non essential imports from non EU countries like the US and Asia, increase the Anticorruption agencies budged, strip all politicians of imunity, end all EU forced programs of gipsy assimilation and let them starve or let them leave, offer huge tax deductions for parents of 3+ children and food stamps to encourege population growth, thess are the big things
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>How would you fix your country?
fuck this, life is too short for that kind of hopeless shit
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>>51059119
>offer huge tax deductions for parents of 3+ children
i like the way you think, give them free land too

>>51059178
hey bro, did you stop making cherkres threads or is it me browsing int less ?
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>>51059297
>did you stop making cherkres threads
sup bro.. yea, they got boring after a while.
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>>51059404
>sup bro.. yea, they got boring after a while.
seems like the slav threads, there needs to be longer break to have a good one
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>>51059297
Tax deductions are on WAGES, what gypsies actually work? Have you ever sern gypsies, working is the one and only thing they are ashamed of, as for land i would increase the already existing program NOUA CASA(new home) where people under 30 can get gov sponsored loans that are very conveniant
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