Tell me about this country /int/.

they need to reunite with the czech republic

GET IT?!?!?!

low key mountainjew slavs

Rich slavs

>slowvenia

>>51047601
Slavoj Zizek?

>>51047637
wow, this stupid meme

I can't tell it apart from Slovakia

>>51047601
Serbia?

white, rich, alpine, 1st world, perfect weather, comfy architecture, little foreigners

used to be part of austria and yugoslavia

>>51047601

http://de-construct.net/e-zine/?p=6010

They got away with the war crimes against humanity.

liberal sjw slavs

>>51047638
Kek'd

it's in western europe

>>51047601
pure ideology

>>51047601
alpine serbs

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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Kranjske Klobase, is in fact, Kobasice/Kranj, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Kobasice plus Kranj. Kranj is not an culinary traditional system unto itself, but rather another component of a fully functioning Kobasica system made useful by the Germanic culinary art, pig intestines utilities and vital paprika components comprising a full foodstuff as defined by Unesco. Many kitchen users run a modified version of the Kobasica filling system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of kobasica which is widely used today in Central Europe is often called “Kranj”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Kobasica filling system, developed by the Kobasica Project. There really is a Kranj, and these people are living in it, but it is just a part of the culture they use. Kranj is a variation: the way in the system that allocates the meat machine’s resources to the other sausages that you produce. The variation is an essential part of an culinary tradtion, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete germanic tradition. kranj is normally used in combination with beans: the whole food is basically Kobasica with Kranj added, or Kobasica/kranj. All the so-called “Kranj” distributions are really distributions of Kobasica/Kranj.

>>51050122
9/10, made me kek

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>>51050122

Just another balkanshit.

>>51050122
That feel when I'll be eating these for lunch today.

Never heard of it.
Nice mountains thou.

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Great Old Korotan will rise again, ok? Praise Gorazd & Hotimir.

>>51053135
is this the biggest version of some 'great' country? is this even a great slovenia or what the fuck is this?

>>51053135
"Obri"
kek, "obři" means "giants" in czech

I read a Paolo Coehlo book that was taking part in Lubliana. He painted a pretty good picture, would visit.

Also Koper is greek clay.

>>51054293
It's the area of settlement of the ancestors of the Slovenians. The Croatian-Slovenian border being depicted as it is today is pretty silly, amirite?

>>51054358
Hungarians and Avars were often thought to be abhuman giants. Your ober is the English ogre.

>>51047601
They want to steal our clay, sausages and town signs. Never trust a slovak.

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>>51050122
>Kobasice/Kranj

Wut

>>51055126
Kek, never trust an Austrian.

>>51055126
>Carinthia is a bankrupt state
We dodged a bullet in 1919, now your constitution is being keked by ~20 thousand slovenes

Enjoy

their language is funny

they call their children otrok haha

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>>51053135
Fucking Švabi

>>51055958
>From Proto-Slavic *dětę, from Proto-Indo-European *dʰeh1- (“to suck, suckle”).
>he literally calls his preteen kids sucklings

Dete is not unheard of in Slovene, but it only refers to children who have not yet learnt to walk.

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>>51055958
>his official language is a Serbian dialect

>>51056134
Literally everyone uses dijete/dete/dzieci except you.

Your language is just weird m8.

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>>51056177

>>51056247
>From Proto-Slavic *otrokъ. Cognate with Bulgarian oтpoк (otrok, “one's child”), Russian oтpoк (otrok, “youngster”), Slovak otrok and Slovene otrok (“child”).

Nah m8, Serbo-Croatian is the odd language out here and in general.

>>51056345
Oh, and this is the Czech entry for otrok in wiktionary. It means slave in Czech, which is why the Slovenian post-punk band Otroci socializma was quite popular there in the 80s.

>>51056134
>Dete is not unheard of in Slovene, but it only refers to children who have not yet learnt to walk.
Also Deček and Deklica for male and female kids respectively

>>51056247
Our language is pristine and untainted.

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>>51056316

>>51056345
>polish
dzieci
>russian
deti
>belarussian
dzieci
>ukrainian
dity
>czech
děti
>slovak
deti
>serbian
klinci/deca
>croatian and bosnian
djeca
>bulgarian
detsa
>macedonian
deca

>slovene
otroci

>Serbo-Croatian is the odd language out here and in general

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Slovenian restaurant in Kyoto

>>51056575
>pika polonca
Heh, how did that happen and how do you know of it?

Also, japanese singing a slovene song; https://youtu.be/oaCQg-Ubp78?t=16s

>>51056544
This is only one term out of many. Oddly enough, dete doesn't seem to have a plural form in Slovene.

>>51056641
It's written compoundedly as pikapolonica and not any other way. Don't americanize our language.

>>51056708
it's the mainly used term

check out the wikipedia article
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child
in different slavic languages

you are the weirdo in this case

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>>51056777
USTANEM IZ KREVETA
DAJ KUSUR DA IDEM U DUČAN PO ČARAPE
TREBA MI ČELIK DA UDREM PO DUŠMANU

>we're not turks srsly

>>51056846
Wow, that's Serbo-Croatian? I thought you were quoting from the Koran until I saw the greentext.

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>>51056846

>>51057004
>>51057006
rude desu senpai

>>51056846
>>51057004
>>51057006
>your word for child is a bit weird m8
>lol no it's not you're the weirdos
>no look literally everyone says our word
>LOL YOU HAVE TURKISH LOANWORDS

10/10 would debate again

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I'm ashamed to say, I knew the place for the first time.
I watched a photograph. Very, very beautiful.

>>51057077
My pleasure neighbour.

>>51047601
Third world shithole.

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>>51057077
>butthurt

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>>51057150
wow senpai you sure have a lot of croatia related images saved on your computer

>>51057131
Aquafresh! My favourite tooth paste!

>>51057064
You're the 'Slovene' that's constantly shilling for the Catholico-Serbs. What gives, braco?

>>51057220
Your flag is literally a bad copy of a bad copy of our flag.

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>>51057223
>implying I'm not a pure blood alpine slav

>>51057258
We never copied our flag, especially not after a tooth paste brand, why so hostile?

If this is the way you treat your customers I'm going to switch to Colgate.

>>51047601
Weird situation like greece, they have a hard time knowing where they belong. Say they're not balkan (lol) like croats, but not as delusional as czech/polish with their "central european" memes. Also because they were in yugo their commie blocks are not hideous, unlike the sovietshits.

>>51057303
>We never copied our flag, especially not after a tooth paste brand, why so hostile?

Meanwhile in reality:
> As the first revolutionary flag, it has had a seminal influence throughout the world, particularly on the Pan-Slavic colors of Russia.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_the_Netherlands

And look who's there.. oh it's the flag of butthurtvenia.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan-Slavic_colors#Countries

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>>51057207
Just part of my Shithole subfolder of my reaction folder, fäm.

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>>51057328
Dunno man, last time I posted this image, even Macedonians were cringing.

>>51057339
You're the only one butthurt here and I don't even know why? Did muhammed tick you the wrong way today or something?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Slovenia
>The flag's colours are considered to be Pan-Slavic, but they actually come from the medieval coat of arms of the Duchy of Carniola, consisting of a blue eagle on a white background with a red-and-gold crescent.[3]

>>51057373
>BS 3
>ne sranje
senpai...

>>51057373
[rustling of adidas jacket intensifies]

The posters from there are extremely delusional and will get triggered by Italians, Austrians and Croats

>>51057501
I trigger ur mum desu baka senpai

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>>51057430
>white background

Incorrect, fäm.

"Zaradi dedovanja po Ladislavu Posmrtniku (zadnji Albertinec † 1457) se je vnel spor med cesarjem Friderikom III. in njegovim bratom Albertom. Albert je pridobil na svojo stran veljake Spodnje Avstrije, ki bi po pogodbi morala ostati cesarju, ker je sam dobil v dedno last Zgornjo Avstrijo. Zaradi neodločnega nastopa cesarja je brat pridobil na svojo stran tudi Dunajčane, ki so oktobra 1461 začeli oblegati cesarja v njegovem gradu. Poleg češkega kralja Jurija Podiebradskega (Jiří z Poděbrad) so mu med prvimi prišli na pomoč tudi zvesti plemiči iz Kranjske in njene Slovenske krajine. Kranjski plemiči so se decembra 1462 ob naskoku pred Dunajem izkazali za zelo hrabre in naporno delali noč in dan:

"da Sy vnns dann tag vnd nacht gearbait gutwilligklich vnd mit den ersten aus demselben vnserm furstentumb Krain vnd der march erhebt vns zugezogen seinn vnd mitsambt anndern vor derselben Stat Wienn mit Sturm mendlich (männlich) ertzaigt vnd beweiset haben"

V zahvalo je Friderik III. kot rimski cesar in kranjski deželni knez v Dunajskem Novem mestu, že mesec po dogodkih, 12. januarja 1463 izdal odlok, v katerem je plemičem in deželi kot plačilo in odlikovanje spremenil oziroma "izboljšal" deželni grb. Grb dežele Kranjske je dobil orla s cesarsko krono, doslej srebrno-rdeče šahirana prsna prepona je bila nadomeščena z zlato-rdečo."

>>51057340
huh I don't have a single thing slovenia related on my comp anywhere

but you do you boo

>>51057501
>triggered by Austrians

no one actually does this

Austrians are milquetoast whitebread honky-ass muddafukkas

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>>51047601
cultureless shithole

>>51057538
Nigger, the "chess" patern was changed into gold-red not the background.

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>>51057561
seems you're quite triggered just by thinking about austrian desu senpai

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>>51057577
>he doesn't know about Slovenian Impressionism

Went straight to trade school then, Mujo?

>>51057649
Maribor WAS a mistake

They have a GDP per capita half that of Ljubljana, twice the unemployment and are a net drain on the country while they keep bitching about the fact Ljubljana is the capital, is relevant in the country and gets more money despite being three times the size and making 1/4-1/5 of the Slovene GDP.

Fucking hell just take it if you can deal with one more bankrupt state.

>>51057667
>Impressionism
What's impressionism? Pretending to have a culture?

>>51057373
meh, only because it's slovenia and people expect standards n shiet. these are mild 2bh

>>51057649
The only frustrating thing about Austrians on /int/ is that you never know if you're talking to an actual sausage-muncher or to one of the many Serbian baustellers there.

>>51057761
Had sausage today for lunch desu
I'm also responsible for 80% of all posts under this flag

>>51056846


but those words are used by Bosančine, not by croats

Croats from Croatia say

postelja for bed
trinkgelt for change
trgovina for shop/store
štumfi for socks

>>51057622
Pozabil sem skopirati do konca, črnuh en.

"Tej pergamentni listini je v barvah vrisan nov deželni grb: na zlatem polju poznogotskega polkrožnega ščita lebdi moder orel s cesarsko krono na glavi in 22-krat zlato-rdeče šahirano prsno prepono."

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>>51057735
>What's impressionism? Pretending to have a culture?

>>51057754
Tbs (to be sincere) they're doing a pretty good job of repainting them. One of the largest commie neighbourhoods (Štepanjsko Naselje) had all of its towers renovated in the past 10 years.

>>51057731
>let's put the whole public administration sector in the capital
>why is the rest of the country shit, guise???

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>>51057735
Impressionism is something that is forbidden under the divine sanction of 'illahi, 7abibi.

>>51057857
tbs, if all commieblocks were properly painted it would 10/10 comfy place to live in

Person who thought they should be gray should be shot

>>51057944
>it would 10/10 comfy place to live i

>commie blocks comfy

nigger, fuck off

>>51057887
>WHY IS THE CAPITAL CITY THE PLACE WHERE ADMINISTRATION IS AT???!?
>meanwhile half of the countries public sector employees are from Maribor and Štajerska


EJ ČUJ SI PA MAL PREHITRO VOZO EJGA NE? TOLE BO PA 500 EVROU

>>51057962
Dunno about your blocks, but Belgrade has some really comfy blocks

>>51058012

it's not a matter of what the blocks look like, Zagreb certainly has better average blocks than BG, and so does Split, the point is it's a shitty standard of living when you could live a much better and more fulfilling life in a urban detached household.

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>>51057962
>>51057944
>>51058012
When they get a new facade they look decent enough

>>51058790
>>51058790
>>51058790
Slovenska nit

>>51050122
made my day